"MORE THAN ONE WITNESS" SAW TRUMP COMMIT ESPIONAGE - 5.26.23
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The Washington Post's choice of its headline was the
Marilago workers moving boxes full of classified documents the
day before the Justice Department stopped by to pick up what it
had subpoenaed. But that's not the actual headline in the
Washington Post story and the actual headline in the
Washington Post story is really startling. It could be the biggest
in this week-long festival of leaks. This waterfall of sources say
Jack Smith is doing this because this leak, the one the Post did not
think was the headline, suggests the special counsel is going to charge
Donald Trump not just with obstruction but with
espionage. Quote, prosecutors have gathered evidence
indicating that Trump at times kept classified documents in his
office in a place where they were visible and sometimes showed them to
others. They have been told by more than one witness that Trump at times kept
classified documents out in the open in his Florida office
where others could see them and sometimes showed them to people including
aides and visitors on quote. So that is literally textbook
espionage. Ten years or fine or both per count.
18 US Code 793 gathering transmitting or losing
defense information paragraph E. Keeping classified documents is one thing but
having unauthorized possession of any document relating to the national
defense and then willfully communicates delivers transmits or causes to be
communicated to any person not entitled to receive it.
That is the point. The transmission, the communication, that is the point at
which the option not to prosecute for espionage
has typically ended. Now Trump keeping classified documents in his office and
showing them to people including aides and visitors
and Marilago newlyweds and golfers and passers-by and Lord knows who else
is thus way more egregious. But as I have mentioned before it also comes with a
complication. Trump has satisfactorily fuzzed up this
declassification idea that he could conceivably get away with it by quoting
that first part in that statute about unauthorized possession and insists
no I granted myself authorized possession and it's nonsensical but stuck under
the nose of the correct judge like one he himself appointed
and the espionage stuff could disappear from the counts.
The rest of what is in the Washington Post report is about the much more
straightforward charges that a different part of the piece implies are clearly
happening soon and I'll get to that clearly happening soon part in a minute.
The post reports boxes were moved by Marilago staffers under the guidance of
the valet Walt Nouda which we knew it's been reported
for months it's what's on the security video
some of which may have been deleted from the security video.
The post also has the colorful anecdote that Trump had a dress rehearsal for
moving these boxes even before the subpoena got there.
The post has the lawyer for one of the Nouda crews saying his client was loading
boxes onto an SUV a year ago next Saturday
and they've been showing video of that since literally last summer. Remember
the SUV parked next to the private jet with bankers boxes being loaded from the
car to the plane bound for Trump's golf course and
cemetery in Bedminster New Jersey a year ago next Saturday
and don't forget it Bedminster if your ball gets stuck in soft ground near the
tee do not reach into the ground do not reach into the ground at Bedminster
the first hole what you never saw the movie carry.
Wandered off again sorry all of that stuff goes to willful retention of those
documents especially the idea of a rehearsal for hiding the boxes
and it again renders actual classified status irrelevant
because obstruction of justice is still obstruction of justice
if the government has subpoenaed the documents and you say you are going to
give them the documents and you say you are giving them the documents and then
you say you have given them the documents then it turns out no you
deliberately hid some of the documents and the government does not have them
and oh by the way practice hiding them at that point it doesn't matter what the
documents are they don't have to be classified they could be old scripts of
the countdown podcast there were two other items in the
post report that you can think about over the holiday weekend because they
imply his judgment cometh and that right soon
quote the grand jury working on the investigation apparently has not met
since may five after months of frenetic activity at the federal
courthouse in washington which can only mean Smith is a already done
or b he's about to be done or c he has another grand jury elsewhere
collecting some final evidence and then there's the quote that suggests the
correct answer is a he's done quote people familiar with the situation said
Smith's team believes it has uncovered a handful of distinct episodes of
obstructionist conduct for that to be correct it requires that Smith's team
has everything it needs to conclude anything if Smith's team believes it has
found multiple distinct episodes of obstructionist conduct
and if Smith's team has shared this with anybody like whoever then shared it
with the washington post it means they've got indictments ready
i know i know mds muller derangement syndrome i know
i know
so also a little more on ron desantis and that wonderful unplanned moment of
silence for his presidential campaign during his presidential campaign
announcement on whatever is left of the website formerly known as twitter
the website platformer has the technical explanation
it is not in fact a technical explanation it is an explanation of
cheapness quote perhaps the most important thing to know about
spaces technical problems over the past several months must cut the spaces team
which once numbered as many as 100 employees down to roughly three people
three people wait there's more quote musk's own twitter app crashed repeatedly
during the event we're told nice work elmo and it turns out there have been two
other ron de glitches as axios reported the promotional video for the campaign
launch you couldn't hear on twitter spaces it was as we say in the business
sweetened the pack never back down took a speech by desantis in port st lucy
florida on november 5th 2022 a speech which was not during a military fly over
and it used ai to add in fighter jets in the sky
over desantis's shoulder and also the whoosh they made
then last night desantis resumed his tv tour his we should watch things are
going so badly maybe a studio light will fall on him tv tour
he went on the eric bowling show on newsmax yes that's the one that's been
beating anderson cooper in the ratings and mid-interview
the split screen of bowling and desantis froze
but the audio continued so you saw bowling eyes almost completely closed
looking stoned in other words looking like he always does
and desantis eyebrows locked in the upright position
and shoulders hunched and frozen in a way that made him look shorter than he
even is all the time desantis kept talking without
moving his mouth i mean at some point you may want to look into
whether or not all these things are signs ronda
and elmer stuart rodes will go to jail insisting he is a political prisoner
and guess what he's not and the judge who sentenced him yesterday said plane of
day he's not judge amit mehta sentenced the founder of the oath keepers to
18 years in prison for his role in january 6th
and he sentenced kelly megs of the oath keepers to 12 years
and after roads that went off in one of his angry rationalizations about saving
the country judge made us silenced roads and per reporters on the scene
silence the courtroom itself when he then said we all now hold our collective
breaths with an election approaching will we have another january 6th
somebody gets it all this you probably already knew
what you may not know was uncovered by david kurtz of tpm
who decided to examine his websites archives to see if his memory was correct
and that they had been covering roads for years
long before he descended into vigilantism and delusions of grandeur and sedition
roads was once a ron paul staffer he was at yale law
he started the oath keepers in 2009 and within months literally on
february 19th 2010 in a suit and a tie and before he allegedly lost an eye
after dropping his gun while he was serving as a gun safety
instructor he got his first national exposure
the first national television hit for stuart roads his first step down the
public path to 18 years in prison for sedition
and who platformed him first where was stuart roads first national tv
oath keepers interview it was on fox news
with bill o'riley
i told you so all right let me leave you laughing
trump jr trying to insult the santis but instead swapping his own father's
name for desantis and winding up insulting dad
check and dad thinking as he's talking about jack smith that the upcoming vote
is the 2020 election check policy grounds or personality
trump has the charisma of a mortician and the energy that makes jack smith
he's a harasser and an abuser of our people in order to obstruct and
interfere with the 2020 presidential election that's why they're doing it
geniuses father and son so it's memorial day weekend and i will have a podcast
for you on monday and i'm not sure if it will be new or old or half and half
because we have all kinds of possible breaking news although i really doubt
trump will be indicted on memorial day weekend
then again i didn't think ronah mcdaniel would say that a default on the national
debt would bode well for the republican presidential
candidates confirming that the republican party
has completely lost any understanding that it's political posturing and
judicial and legislative terrorism has actual consequences
including in this case immeasurable damage to the very corporations that own
said republican presidential candidates
losing understanding that what you do and say means more than just
points on some scoreboard that exists only in your own head
that it affects the real world and people's lives
this may be the theme of america in the 21st century it happens
everywhere it has happened at msnbc
that's next this is countdown
this is countdown with keith obermann
i was surprised to be going through my notes and find that this moment of
confession was seven years ago this week i may have
indicated that i lament what one of my inventions msnbc has become
it has slipped from analysis and cynicism into
talking points and posturing and cheerleading and if nbc suddenly wanted it
to be a right wing operation a lot of the hosts could stay
and just grow mustaches or dye their hair or use aliases because it longer
goes ceased to be about the issues and instead became about them
the good news for msnbc in this context is that cnn is a tire fire
with no signs of dying down the bad news is
the political spectrum needs a healthy robust msnbc advocating from the liberal
point of view but just as importantly pushing democrats to actually earn
our support the entire prime time lineup at msnbc still consists of depending on
the night either only people who were my guest host who we spun off into their
own shows or them and another person we considered
for doing that with but she could not be bothered to learn how to use a
teleprompter most of them turned out personally
sadly to have been false friends and mercilessly ambitious and brutal
in short i never saw any of this coming
on the other hand one day one of them
admitted it early on the afternoon of monday may 23rd 2016
i bounced out of my new york city apartment building began to walk past
the tourist trap brunch spot in lobby and froze
there at one of the cramped outdoor tables staring up at me in blank
surprise that must have matched my own staring down at him in blank surprise
was laren so donnell i decided to go silly
hey get out of my house he laughed i laughed it didn't seem forced
he introduced me to his companion his daughter
this my dear is kyth ulerman kyth started us all at msnbc and then he
left and and here lorance gave one of his long
pauses and we crashed it i wanted to be generous i started to politely
contradict him and i just couldn't do it
um yeah pretty much anyway about 30 seconds of courteous nothingness
followed and i wish the o donnell's well and then i left
it was the most pleasant experience i ever had with lorance o donnell
in fact it might have been the only pleasant experience i ever had with
laren so donnell after i finally convinced and bullied
and blackmailed msnbc management into letting rachel matto become the regular
guest host for my show and she aced it and then rightly got her own show
and she aced that and became a star i went looking for a new guest host my
first idea was a frequent guest we had named chris hays
i didn't get far management had its own idea and my input was not required
they wanted former vermont governor and democratic presidential hopeful
hower dean and hower it is a really smart guy and
great on tv but hower had a bit of a teleprompter
problem one of my producers swears that hower had once read
good evening i'm hower'd dean former governor of
vermont this is countdown i do know whatever he did on the air it was bad
enough that one week when i was off and at the baseball
hall of fame in kupersown new york and a baseball news story broke and he was
filling in for me my producers called me there and asked me to come on
from the streets of kupersown and be a guest on my own show
just to help hower dean out
anyway their next idea was a guy who had been kicking around msnbc since its
founding in 1996 larens o' donnell was one of the original msnbc
friends the msnbc friends political pundits who sat on clear stools at a
clear table or in a set designed to look like a booth at a coffee shop
no i'm not making this up among the friends
were and colter and laura ingram if you can believe it
once or twice an hour the rather cnn like all news coverage on msnbc in its
first couple of years would pause and three or more of these
friends would appear cue over the msnbc headlines
and then disappear larens o' donnell was one of the friends
it was as bad as it sounds then larens o' donnell pretty much
disappeared you would see him on msnbc as a guest every once in a while
but mostly he pursued his acting and producing career he played president
Bartlett's father on the west wing the one who beat
him throughout college larens was very convincing
and then around 2008 we started getting pressure to bring him in as a guest on
countdown like once a week or twice a week
i was not sure what that was all about but he had been a senate staffer
and he knew the health care debate and other wonky stuck pretty well
so i gave my ascent for whatever that was worth
not long after that larens came into my office he really needed my support he
said to get him more involved in msnbc
he knew i had gone to bat for rachel and before her
i'd gone to bat for tom brokaw and for people like chaktad and chris hayes and
others who are now getting steady incomes from nbc
i don't remember his argument on his own behalf i do remember
i didn't have much of a reason to say no and he wasn't asking me to do a lot
so i said yes the next thing i knew i was reading a memo announcing that laren
so donnel had been appointed as the new full-time guest host of countdown
this was in the winter of 2009 2010 when my late dad was fighting so valuantly
to stay alive after colon cancer and more importantly a series of infections
dad had the immune system of an alien the average white cell count in a healthy
adult is between four thousand and eleven thousand one night dad's was at
thirty three thousand and the doctors told me to prepare to make the call to
let him go they had one antibiotic left to try on him the next morning
dad's white cell count which had been thirty three thousand was
eight thousand onward he fought unfortunately he was
eighty years old and he had not exercised since harry trueman was
president and eventually he ran out of hudini tricks
i had been visiting him twice a day for six months
while still doing countdown and the nbc sunday night football show but now
as it hit late february of 2010 his bright days became fewer and farther in
between and the hope that was propelling me to keep being
his full-time caregiver and countdowns full-time host both began to fade
in the last two weeks of my dad's life as the doctors tried all the long shot
things i asked msnbc for a leave of absence
finally the inevitability became inarguable and we let dad go on saturday
march thirteenth two thousand ten my sister held his hand
and i read him his favorite server story and as soon as i finished it
he exhaled deeply and peacefully and he died
i think i took another week off maybe two
and i vaguely recall emails from friends that count down
that i may have paid passing attention to but i really didn't
most of the staff including people who came up from washington
like howard fine men or jean robinson of the washington post
always friends to me they attended my dad's memorial service
i believe warren so donald who was of course filling in for me on countdown
was there to but maybe not i do not remember
and then came today when i went back to the office full-time and my assistant
grabbed me both hands on my wrist you did not answer my emails she said with a
fervency she rarely exhibited for god's sake do not ever leave me alone with
lorren so donald again i snap back to attention
had he you know bothered her not that way she said but he's a son of a bitch
he treats me and everybody who is in a producer here like dirt
and since you didn't read my emails i just have to tell you this he's trying
to get you fired so he can take over countdown and if you think he's nuts
one of your senior producers is in on it too with him
i have to admit even now of all the things i went through at that very very
strange place msnbc even now this story still shocks me
the senior producers of countdown consisted of a guy who'd been a producer
who booked satellite transmissions for msnbc until i asked that he be promoted
and one was a guest booker for the daytime shows until i asked that she
be promoted another was a line producer who was well
regarded only for his ability to time a show
until i asked for him to be promoted and then there was the old friend of mine
who'd been blown out of his p.m. in a sexual harassment porn link email
scandal and was headed back to college to start his career all over again
until i asked that he be hired and then promoted
i did some digging and i was going to confront o'Donnell about it when somebody
told me he had tweeted something negative about me and about countdown
so i got a hold of him and i said this did not seem to be in keeping
with msnbc traditions and rules you know the ones about not
peeing inside the tent and he said what do you know about msnbc traditions
i've been here since 1996 i never left and came back
so i went to my boss the president of the network phil griffin the one who would
not hire rachel mattow and before i could say they'd have to get rid of him
griffin said it was all academic they were preparing the press release as we
spoke for lorance's new show at ten o'clock called the last word and oh by
the way keith two of your senior producers are going with him to run his
show if this sounds vaguely familiar to you it is
the plot of the pilot for the old aran sorkin hbo series newsroom
i was still friendly with aran then so he actually asked
as i related this to him in real time in emails and phone calls he asked if he
could use it in the plot rather than just what he
often did which was to use it without asking
the problem was none of this made any sense in the real world
although it made a pretty good pilot for aran sorkin
in going into the ten p.m. slot lorance o' donnell would be replacing
a rerun of countdown and even if o' donnell did
much better in the rings much much better there was no way
it could ever make enough money to make the move make sense
o' donnell's new show would necessarily cost msnbc between 10 and 15 million
dollars to produce every year didn't have anything to do with him that was
the cost the countdown rerun cost not 10
15 million dollars a year it count however much they paid the guy who
pushed the play button that fired up the video tape of the countdown
replay amortized
later that day a sympathetic nbc executive called me up and explained
the move to me first griffin was convinced o' donnell was about to leave
us and sign with cnn i said well that's a good idea for everybody involved
except cnn turned out cnn had not even talked to him but
griffin did not know that more importantly comcast had already finalized
its agreement to buy nbc effective the following january and as part of the
deal they were entitled to review what all the
executives in the company had done and they had already looked at msnbc
president phil griffin and discovered he had never done anything
in panic griffin told colleagues he had to launch a new show of his own
immediately
this is the series erin syrkin should have made
as to the producers who left my show to go with o' donnell while my father was
dying one of them told me a couple of years after she left msnbc for the
last time every day when i went into that last word
office i realized you were getting your revenge on me
without even having to lift a finger lots of people i've worked with
probably a majority of people i've helped have behaved like laren so donnell
because remember its television it is a mental illness
the comparatively healthy people are the ones who acknowledge it's a mental
illness but laren so donnell was something
special a year before my dad died almost to the day in fact i was in
los angeles appearing on bill mars show and one of the other guests that night
was the actress karry washington she was very nice to me very sweet
a very big fan and she asked to stay in touch
sure enough after my father died after the memorial after i was back at work
i had to go to his house for the first time since he had passed away
it was about as much fun as it sounds in the car on the way back into new york
city the solemnity of it both my parents died within 11 months of
each other it really hit me for some reason
for the first time full force and i was about to lose it
when the car approached a billboard overlooking the west sign highway in
new york city and whose big smiling face was on the ad on that billboard
karry washington and it flashed me right back to her kindness in l.a. and it helped
me overcome this bump in my morning so i wanted to drop her a note nothing big
nothing suggestive i wasn't hinting at asking her out
just you never know how you might help somebody in a time of crisis
thanks for letting me smile that was the whole message
i asked my assistant to figure out how to get it to her and that was the end of
it except a week later the fact that i wrote her a
note wound up in a column written by an
culture i was astonished how why and culture
it was her usual the brain doesn't quite work right kind of stuff she implied i
was hitting on karry washington and said how stupid i had to be to not realize
she was involved with somebody and on and on and on no mention of my father's
passing or the mar show or the billboard or her
smiling face i went back to my assistant and i said
hey uh what on earth did you do with that note
to karry washington and she said oh i gave it to this uh laren so donald guy
and i said good god why did you do that and she said well he's dating karry
washington i thought you knew that i thought that's why you asked me to get it
to her so it wasn't hard to figure out from
there laren's had called his old friend from the old msnbc friends of 1996 and
colter and told her about the note inventing whatever motive his jealous
little mind could dream up it should have gotten him fired from nbc but
unfortunately his boss was just as much of a 14-year-old emotionally as he was
and meanwhile i had decided to get out of msnbc anyway when the time was ripe
as it turned out it ripened in january of 2011 i've told that story in other
episodes like 60 of them it's kind of complicated
and since nobody ever actually asked me why count down the tv show ended
i've probably got another 60 episodes worth of information about that
anyway in 2015 since repeatedly over the following 10 years there were
overtures by both sides to bring count down and me back to msnbc in 2015
during the world series in fact the then president of nbc news
andy lack asked me to come back and do a new show at msnbc and move to los
angeles and have a co-host a conservative and not do any commentaries
and and actually this new show is somehow less appealing than it sounds
but the punchline of all punchlines is contained in what lack wanted to call
my new 2015 msnbc show that never was it tells you all you really need to know
about the last word with lorence o'donnell and msnbc and o donnell's place in
tv history and its demise and the end of msnbc
nbc new president lack was brimming with enthusiasm about this name that he had
come up with for my new show i've got the perfect title
lack told me we're going to call it the last word with keith obermann
and i didn't laugh or gafar i just said andy you have a show called the last word
the last word with lorence o'donnell andy lack now laughed
huh hopefully not for much longer i don't
still ahead on countdown friday's with turber and my father's favorite
turber story of many favorites it's the one he liked best
first in each edition of countdown we feature a dog in need you can help every
dog has its day sam warms up from shy to friendly to
silently resting her head in your lap she's 47 pounds mixed breed a golden
brown two years old and she was dumped at the kill shelter in new york by her
humans after some kind of altercation they said with her sister nobody knows
what happened but it was sam who wound up with bite marks
and with that kind of history even if it was all made up the new york pound will
kill her sooner rather than later she can be adopted by almost anybody on the
east coast she's ready to go or you can pledge to make a donation to help
arrest you pull her if she does not make it out you're under no
obligation if she does we'll let you know how to fulfill your pledge
but for sam photos and video of her on my twitter feeds
hi thank you and sam thanks you
to the number one story on the countdown and friday's with
therber and i don't know when i went to celibate became my father's
favorite therber story i suspect it was in the hospital when i was reading to him
in the last six months of his life i know i read it to him at least half a
dozen times the first five by his request the last time
he did not request it in fact and this is the most perverse kind of compliment i
think any writer has ever received i read this story to him
it was the last thing that i read to him in fact it was the last thing he did on
earth was to listen to this story in a state of semi-consciousness
he waited till the end of it he took one deep satisfied breath and he
died i don't recommend this but i think it does speak to the quality of the
writing i went to celibate by james therber
i was reminded the other morning by what i don't remember and it doesn't matter
of a crisp september morning last year when i went to the grand central
to see a little boy of ten get excitedly on a special coach that was to take him
to a boy's school somewhere north of boston
he had never been away to school before the coach was squirming with youngsters
you could tell after a while the novitiates
shining and tremulous and a little odd from the more aloof boys who had been away
to school before but they were very much alike at first glance
there was for me in case you thought i was leading up to that no sharp feeling
of old lost years in the tense atmosphere of that coach because
i never went away to a private school when i was a little boy
i went to celibate school in columbus i thought about it as i walked back to my
hotel celibate was an ordinary public school and yet it was not like any other
i have ever known of in seeking an adjective to describe the celibate
school of my years 1900 and 1908 i can only think of
tough celibate school was tough the boys of celibate came mostly from the
region around central market a poorish district
with many families of the laboring class the school district also included a
number of homes of the upper classes because at the turn of the century
one or two old residential streets still lingered
near the shouting and rumbling of the market reluctant to surrender their
final houses to the encroaching rabble of commerce and become
as a last they now have more vulgar business streets
i remember always first of all the celibate baseball team
most grammar school baseball teams are made up of boys in the seventh and
eighth grades or they were in my day but with celibate it was different
several of its best players were in the fourth grade
known to the teachers of the school as the terrible fourth
in that grade you first encountered fractions and
long division and many pupils lodged there for years
like logs in a brook some of the more able baseball players have been in the
fourth grade for seven or eight years
then too there were a number of boys who had not been in the class past the
normal time but were nevertheless deep into their teens
they had avoided starting to school by eluding the truant officer
until they were ready to go in a long pants but he always got them in the end
one or two of these fourth graders were seventeen or eighteen years old
but the dean of the squad was a tall husky young man of 22
who was in the fifth grade the teachers of the third and fourth had got tired
of having him around as the years rolled along and had pushed him on
his name was Dana Wainey and he had a mustache
don't ask me why his parents allowed him to stay in school so long there were
many mysteries at celibate that were never cleared up
all i know is why he kept on in school and didn't go to work
he liked playing on the baseball team and he had a pretty easy time in class
because the teachers had given up asking him any questions at all years before
the story was that he had answered but one question in the 17 years
he had been going to classes at celibate and that was
what is one use of the comma the commie said Dana embarrassingly
unsnarling his long legs from beneath a desk much too low for him
is used to shoot mobbles with commies was our word for those cheap
10 percent marbles in case it wasn't yours
the celibate school baseball team of 1905
defeated several high school teams in the city and claimed the high school
championship of the state to which title it had of course no
technical right i believe the boys could have
proved their moral right to the championship however
if they had been allowed to go out of town and play all the teams they
challenged such as the powerful Dayton and Toledo
nines but their road season was called off after a terrific fight
that occurred during one game at Mount Sterling
or pickwa or zenia i can remember which our first basement
Dana Wainey crowned the umpire with a bat during an
altercation over called strike and the fight was on
it took place in the fourth inning so of course the game was never finished
the battle continued on down into the business section of the town and
raged for hours with much destruction of property
but since celibate was ahead at the time 17 to nothing
there could have been no doubt as to the outcome
nobody was killed all of us boys were sure our team could have beaten
Ohio State University that year but they wouldn't play us
they were scared Wainey was by no means the biggest or toughest guy on the grammar
school team he was merely the oldest being about a
year the senior of Floyd the center fielder
who could jump five feet straight into the air without taking a running start
nobody knew and even the board of education which once tried to find out
whether Floyd was Floyd's first name or his last name
he apparently only had one he didn't have any parents and nobody including
himself seemed to know where he lived when teachers insisted that he must have
another name to go with Floyd he would grow sullen
and ominous and they would cease questioning him because
he was a dangerous scholar in a school room brawl as mr. Harrigan the janitor
found out one morning when he was called in by a screaming teacher
all our teachers were women to get Floyd under control after she had tried to
whip him and he had begun to take the room
apart beginning with the desks Floyd broke into small pieces the switch
she had used on him some said he also ate it
i don't know because i was home sick at the time with mumps or something
Harrigan was a burly iron muscle janitor man come from a long line of coal
shovelers but he was no match for Floyd who had to be sure the considerable
advantage of being more aroused than mr. Harrigan when their fight started
Floyd had him down and was sitting on his chest in no time and Harrigan had a
promise to be good and to say that's what i get
ten times before Floyd would let him up
i don't suppose i would ever have got through Sullivan school alive if it hadn't
been for Floyd for some reason he appointed himself my protector
and i needed one if Floyd was known to be on your side nobody in the school
would dare be after you and chase you home i was one of the 10 or 15 male pupils
in Sullivan school who always are almost always
knew their lessons and i believe Floyd admired the mental prowess of a youngster
who knew how many continents there were and whether or not the
sun was inhabited also one time when it came to be my
turn to read to the class we used to take turns
reading American history aloud i came across the word
Duquesne and knew how to pronounce it that
charmed Floyd who had been slouched in his seat idly following the printed page
of his worn and pencil textbook how you know that was Duquesne boy
he asked me after class i don't know i said i just knew it
he looked at me with round eyes boy that's something he said
after that word got around that Floyd would beat the tar out of anybody that
messed around with me i wore glasses from the time i was
eight and i knew my lessons and both of those things were considered pretty
terrible at Sullivan Floyd had one idiosyncrasy though
in the early 1900s long warm furry gloves that came almost your elbows
were popular with boys and Floyd had one of the biggest pairs in school
he wore them the year round dik peterson was an either in greater figure on the
baseball team and in the school than Floyd was he had a way in the classroom
of blurting out a long deep rolling be
for no reason at all once he licked three boys his own size
single-handed really single-handed for he fought with his right hand
and held a mandolin in his left hand all the time
it came out uninjured dick and Floyd never met in mortal combat so nobody
ever knew which one could beat and the scholars were about evenly
divided in their opinions many a fight started among them
after school when the argument came up i think school never let out at Sullivan
without at least one fight starting up and sometimes there was many as five or
six raging between the corner of oak and sixth streets and the corner of rich and
fourth streets four blocks away now and again virtually the whole school
turned out to fight the catholic boys of the holy cross academy in fifth
street near town for no reason at all in winter with
snowballs and ice balls in other seasons with fists
brick bats and clubs dick peterson was always in the van
yelling singing beying whirling all the way around when he swung with his right
or if he hadn't brought his mandolin his left and missed
he made himself the pitcher on the baseball team because he was the captain
he was the captain because everybody else was afraid to challenge his
self-election except Floyd Floyd was too lazy to pitch and he
didn't care who was captain because he didn't fully comprehend what that meant
on one occasion when Earl Baddick a steam-fitter son
had shut out mounds street school for six innings without a hit
dick took him out of the pitchers box and went in himself
he was hit hard and the other team scored but it didn't make much difference
because the margin of celibance victory was so great
the team didn't lose a game for five years to another grammar school
when dick peterson was in the sixth grade he got into a saloon brawl and was
killed when i go back to columbus i always walk past
celibance school and i have never happened to get there when classes were
letting out so i don't know what the pupils are like now
i am sure there are no more dick peterson's and no more florids
unless florid is still going to school there
the play yard is still entirely bare of grass and covered with gravel
and the sycamore still line the curve between the schoolhouse fence and the
oak street car line a street car line running past a school house is a
dangerous thing as a rule but i remember no one being injured while i was
attending celibate i do remember however one person who came very near being
injured he was a motor man on the oak street line
and once when his car stopped at the corner of six to let off passengers he
yelled at chewy davidson who played third base on the ball team and was a member
of the terrible fourth to get out of the way
chewy was fourteen years old but huge for his age and he was standing on the tracks
taking a chew of tobacco
come on down off of that car and i'll not get blocked off
said chewy and what i can only describe as a
celibate tone of voice the motor man waited until
chewy moved slowly off the tracks then he went on about his business
i think it was lucky for him that he did
there were boys in those days
i went to celibate by james therber
i've done all the damage i can do here here the credits most of the music was
arranged produced and performed by brian ray and john phillip chenale who are
the countdown musical directors all orchestration and keyboards by john
phillip chenale guitar space and drums by brian ray
and it was produced by tko brothers other bait open selections have been arranged
and performed by the group no horns allowed
sports music is the oberman theme for me spn two and it was written by mitch
warren davis courtesy of espn ink musical comments from nancy fouse the best
baseball stadium organist ever our announcer was my friend john dean
and everything else was as usual pretty much my fault
so that's countdown for this the 871st day since donald trump's first attempted
coup against the democratically elected government of the united states
do not forget to keep arresting him while we still can
the next scheduled countdown is monday memorial day as i said might be a full
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till then i'm keith old rimann good morning good afternoon good night
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