THE RAY EPPS STORY: THANK GOD CONSERVATIVES ARE THIS STUPID - 9.20.23
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Sometimes the pop culture we love his teens, hits differently in retrospect.
Maybe it's a tabloid story we couldn't get enough of,
or an illicit student-teacher relationship on our favorite show.
Wir sind Susi Bannekarim und Jessica Bennett,
Posts der New-Podcast in Retrospect.
Wo sie uns alle überrascht werden,
wir überwiesen einen kulturellen Moment von dem Pass, den wir uns schlafen.
Und zwar euch.
Wir versuchen, was uns über die Welt überwiesen sind.
Wir sind die erste Person, die ich über dieses Jahr überwiesen habe.
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Okay, Katie.
Quick, rapid-fire.
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Movie Night with popcorn.
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Hood Motifs.
Unreliable Narrators.
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Dressing.
Dressing.
Oh, French dressing.
Exactly.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, that was good.
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and my current obsession is Puzzles.
And that has given birth to my new podcast, The Puzzler.
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Es ist ein bisschen krass.
Und es wird nur auf ein paar Patriots
und die Dillbert-Guy
um die Tarte zu klingen.
Und die Bad Comic-Strips zu gewinnen.
Und die Nutzung zu ihnen zufrieden.
Und in die Dirk-Nuswuschen,
die Dillbert-Guy hat einen Bad Comic-Stripp gespielt.
Wir, die, wo wir über die Mulberry-Busch gehen,
wir alle über die Mulberry-Busch-Kroud.
Wir wussten, das war die Matrix.
Und wir red-pilder, wir blue-pilder.
Ich kann nicht mehr über die Strate.
Follte es über.
Es war ein Schied der Fäfer.
Und wenn Lasslo unfoldet,
es redet 118.
Das erste Session,
House-Resolution.
Und dann wir die Nummer-Gose,
die House-Resolution, das war blank.
Und dann,
declaring die Office
des Speakers von der House
des Repräsentatives zu bevakend,
followed by,
Resolution declaring
die Office des Speakers von der House
des Repräsentatives zu bevakend,
followed by,
resolved,
Summer-Sprecher of the House.
There Repräsentatives are hereby
declared to be vacant.
And oh, by the way,
upper-left corner on this one page,
found at the Baby-Changing Station
is the printer code,
and it reads,
G-Colen-Backslash-M-Backslash-1,8
Backslash-Gates
Again-Underscore-194.Xml.
A reporter
found
In der Kapital.
A motion to oust Kevin McCarthy as speaker.
Printed by gates.
Which baby was being changed?
Was it bobert?
Or was it Marjorie Taylor green?
Hours after punch ball news had scooped that you should expect a motion to vacate sometime
hat scuptet you should expect a motion to vacate sometime this week hours after
congress and ken buck said there really would not be a move to actually
oust kevin mccarthy unless
he went to the democrats for help passing a continuing resolution and then
ken but said
they really did need to pass a continuing resolution he didn't see how it can
happen unless mccarthy goes to the democrats for help
mad
what happened to your motion to vacate i thought we were doing it this week
i don't know i must have left it somewhere
i mean i retraced my steps
i only made my usual stops yesterday
gun polishing machine
hair wax dispenser on the third floor
uh... stopped by the local high school cheerleaders practice
baby changing station where i get all my ideas and of course
i went to my secret daily meeting with
commander epps of the interstellar sarosian empire
uh... republicans are stupid
thank god
four out of ten union households voted republican in twenty twenty in the
presidential election
so they ask this bonehead presidential wannabe senator tim i'm not fooling
anybody scott
about the u.a. w. strike and he said he believed all strikers should be fired
just like reagan did to the federal employees in nineteen eighty one
uh... gully i i didn't know the auto workers were federal employees tim
did your girlfriend tell you that
trump has attacked biden again
but something has newly occurred to him
and which one of them is mentally unfit to be president
or two old for something like
remembering last week
i ask he wrote
why hasn't the republican party begun the process
of invoking the twenty fifth amendment against biden
and i mean it's it's academic i know
but just this once i feel like i really need to know if
after all the talk
that the twenty fifth amendment might be invoked against him when he was
president
i mean it registered enough with him that he seems to have remembered
that it is a process
and it is the twenty fifth and in fact it is invoked
i really need to know since he remembered all that
if he's too dumb to realize that the presidential cabinet invokes the twenty
fifth amendment not congress
congress wouldn't get involved until later
or he's just in his usual stance
that his supporters
are too dumb to realize
that the presidential cabinet and not the congress invokes the twenty fifth
amendment
right that biden should be removed under the nineteen the amendment you can
hear trump saying
and walk now to
double shifting as secretary to cover his legal bills
says but mister almighty president your highness
the nineteen the amendment was the one that gave women the right to vote and
trump says
what's the difference
these morons are dumb enough to vote for me
i don't know which amendment is which
in fact i don't even write amendment right
agamemnon
call it the nineteen the agamemnon
see if anybody notices
see if that idiot cat turn notices
lastly on this topic
last night
all but three republican senators wrote to majority leader shumer
about the nation's grave crisis
the casual attire in the senate scandal
allowing casual clothing on the senate floor disrespects the institution we serve
and the american families we represent
wrote senator rick scott
every day goes on to the senate floor dressed like bolder mort from harry potter
rick scott
whose campaign website is still up
and shows him
wearing a light blue plaid work shirt and a baseball cap
and whose party is run by a guy who wears a different colored baseball cap
and bronzer
and sprays his hair with gold rastolium number two four five two two one
let us give thanks republicans are this dumb
because of course democrats
are
largely
uninspired and incompetent
and if republicans were not this dumb
i would be recording this in the salt mine i slaved in
and you would be listening to it in the one
you slave in
also of interest here
and i'm sorry if i'm a little wackier than usual but the united
nations is here
around my house
and i walked among them for like three hours yesterday and it's hard to believe
that there could be a class of people
more shocked
and frozen in place by tall buildings
and traffic
and dogs on leashes
more shocked by that than the regular tourists of this town
but the u.n. staffers
they are that group
and we block all the streets off for them
i guess so they don't disappear into the ether
while trying to decipher our parking and no parking signs and regulations
any who
so they fired a teacher for reading the diary of on fronk
to her eighth graders that's next this is count down
this is in retrospect a podcast about pop culture from the eighties and
nineties that shaped us
i'm very much a product of the pop culture i consumed
and i don't think that's a bad thing
i'm just like a Bennett a new york times writer and bestselling author
i'm suzy beta caram an award-winning tv producer and filmmaker
every week we'll revisit a moment in cultural history
that we just can't stop thinking about
from tabloid headlines to elicit student-teacher relationships
and one very memorable red swimsuits
i found myself in Pamela Anderson's attic as you do
i put that red swimsuit in a safe because it seemed everybody wanted it
we're digging deep to better understand
with these moments taught us about the world and our place in it
i want you to really smell the axe bodies fray
that emanated during this time
it was presented more as kind of like a crime topic
okay that's not a lot of story
it had been branded on the uteruses of every single woman
from sea to shining sea
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this is countdown with keith oberman
wait who was that i know who was that still ahead on countdown i'll tell you later good day to
tell again my favorite near death experience at the hands of an ex president of cnn and msnbc
my least favorite near death experience is you and week surprisingly enough this man was the
only one of my former bosses to actually try to kill me so far things i promised not to tell coming
up first time for the daily roundup of the miscreants morons and done in cougar effects specimens
who constitute today's worse persons from the you at worst persons in the world the bronze to
peter baker of the new york times pete is having quite the week on sunday it was he who was chosen
to appear on meet the press after christian welcher ended her career by treating trump like
somebody date line was doing the feature on because he had invented a new mascara for men
and it had caused blindness yesterday peter baker was on msnbc dayside home of various
anchors whose contracts have not yet expired explaining that one of the things making president
biden's job more difficult at the moment was quote a tough column by david ignatius
now that name david ignatius that might ring a distant bell for you i sort of knew who he was
he's the guy who always wrote in the post about how wonderful the cia is and of course
everybody at home knows he once won the prestigious jerald blowboward for distinguished
financial journalism jerald lobe was a founding partner of ef hutton so you can guess that the
award usually goes to somebody who writes something on the lines of money is good spend your
life trying to accumulate your share and that of as many of your rivals as you can manage
ef hutton says the idea that president biden's job is affected by a tough column by david ignatius
is a hilarious and desperate piece of self justification by peter baker i mean do you think when i
did the original special comments i thought the george bush gave a damn about what i was saying
good god and i was on tv biden's job is not affected by any david ignatius column
tough or otherwise biden's job is not affected by whether or not there is a david ignatius
but a guy from the new york times thinks the column from the washington post is decisive
but i mean i guess i should count my blessings here that a times guy thinks a column from the
washington post matters to the president usually times guys only think columns in the times
matter to the president the runner up trump this is besides the usual serious crap this is
just the stupid stuff he says and not enough people point and go isn't he too old and too
brain-addled and too demented and too stupid and too bumbling and too given amount of
propisms and too incapable of spelling to be president he was asked about governor christie
gnome south dakota north dakota christie gnome is a governor from somewhere west of
cleveland christie gnome is still being mentioned as a potential vice presidential pick even
after it was revealed that she's been carrying on an affair with cori luandowski the former trump
campaign manager and sexual harasser and woman shover trump did not stop by our planet earth
before he offered his comment on get christie gnome's love quote she's been a great governor
she gave me a full-throated endorsement thank god oh my god oh my god full-throated endorsement
but the winner dwayne augustine i mean i thought we were talking about boebert here for a moment
dwayne augustine super intended of the hamster fanat independent school district in texas
independent as a brand name super intended augustine and his school district have fired an unidentified
teacher after parent complaints that the teacher read a graphic novel to her eighth graders
we could go today it contained references to sexuality originally written by a teenage girl
nearly eighty years ago school district is now investigating whether the book was approved by
the principal so she might be fired too quote the reading of that content will cease immediately
your students teacher will communicate her apologies to you and your students soon as she has
expressed those apologies to us wrote the head of communications for the school district who
obviously dropped out in the third grade your students teacher will communicate her apologies
as she is what actually the teacher is busy hiring a lawyer and if our nation could hire a lawyer
and sue the hamster fanat independent school district it's between bombat and euston
that'd be good too because the book the teacher was fired for reading was the graphic novel version
of the diary of on fronk because of the sexual content sexual content that eighth graders
don't know about to anybody go to the eighth grade in the hamster fanat independent school
district i mean obviously not the spokesman but i mean anybody remember the eighth grade middle
the eighth grade one of my classmates dropped out because she was pregnant
dwayne augustine superintendent of the hamster fanat independent school district in texas
who has no idea what eighth graders know about sex already and who probably doesn't know who
on fronk was and has no idea that he is now part of the persecution of knowledge and should be
banned from our educational system i mean the one here on earth today's worst person in the world
this is in retrospect a podcast about pop culture from the eighties and nineties that shaped
i'm very much a product of the pop culture i consumed and i don't think that's a bad thing i'm
just like a Bennett a new york times writer and bestselling author i'm suzy bedakarim an award
winning tv producer and filmmaker every week we'll revisit a moment in cultural history that we
just can't stop thinking about from tabloid headlines to elicit student teacher relationships
and one very memorable red swimsuits i found myself in pamela anderson's attic as you do i put
that red swimsuit in a safe because it seemed everybody wanted it we're digging deep to better
understand with these moments taught us about the world and our place in it i want you to really
smell the axe bodies fray that emanated during this time it was presented more as kind of like a
crime topic okay that's not a love story it had been branded on the uteruses of every single woman
from sea to shining sea listen to in retrospect on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever
you listen to your favorite shows fantasy football fans the NFL season is here and now is the time
to get ready to dominate your leagues the best way to crush your opponents this season is to
listen to the NFL fantasy football podcast come hang out with me mark his grand fan my pal michael
as we give you all the info you need to absolutely steamroll your fantasy league and bring
home a championship you don't need to spend hours each day breaking down every stat and every
stitch of game tape to set a winning lineup that's our job we'll provide all the insights you
need to set the best lineups each week all you need to do is listen to the NFL fantasy football
podcast when it drops five times a week if you're looking for a smart fun and entertaining path
to dominating your fantasy leagues then look no further than the show straight from the source at
NFL media do it before it's too late subscribe now and listen to the NFL fantasy football podcast
on the i heart radio app on apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
what's good y'all it's your main man michael smith a steamed NFL analyst and certified fantasy
football legend allow me to present to you your new favorite fantasy football podcast the
dynasty exchange hosted by my first round rookie picks Davis Dylan and Josh three guys who
most definitely know their stuff they're the co-commissioners of the coolest and most cutthroat
dynasty league you'll ever come across the yacht club and now they're the co-host of the most
elite now make that the definitive dynasty program in the game it's dedicated to only the most
devoted of diehards the guys like me who can't stay off sleeper in ktc and trust me you won't
regret making the choice to follow their dynasty advice listen to michael smith presents the
dynasty exchange on the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts
hey this is mike right from the fantasy footballers dynasty podcast you heard that right the
fantasy footballers have officially entered the dynasty space every week we bring you the same
in-depth analysis and entertainment you've come to expect from the fantasy footballers only now
from a dynasty perspective maybe you've been living in the dynasty fantasy football space for a while
well we're here to take your game to the next level maybe you love fantasy football and you've
been feeling that itch to jump into the dynasty format but it feels a little bit intimidating no
matter where you're coming from the fantasy footballers dynasty podcast has something for you
and you're going to have a great time listening i promised join me and the rest of the crew
every Wednesday for a new episode listen to the fantasy footballers dynasty podcast on the i heart
radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast
finally our number one story in the countdown things i promised not to tell and back to my
favorite topic me how exactly was i supposed to tell the police that the man threatened to kill me
was the president of msnbc he was chasing me through the studios he was too overweight to run
but even though he inexplicably lied and said he was six foot seven at six foot five this guy
his name was Rick Kaplan and he was the soon to be ex president of msnbc just as he was already
the ex president of cnn he still had strides as long as my own plus on that night of august
eighth two thousand five i was multitasking i was trying to mentally record everything he was
shouting while also drawing him away from the live microphones of the live studio in which he had
started shouting while also fishing for my office key so i could lock myself in there if need be
while also figuring out how i would hit him if it came to that while also trying to register the
superb double takes from my colleagues past whom he was stomping like an out of shape frankenstein
while also trying to suppress an overwhelming and seemingly inappropriate desire to burst into
laughter while still game planning these soon to be inevitable call to the cops a beautiful
downtown secalkus new jersey uh hi yeah he's he's trying to kill me my boss the the president of
msnbc yeah the the the cable television network yeah exact down the street from the london fog out
with story up one msnbc plaza i know it's a dome address uh he's about sixty uh two seventy five
280 pounds by the way he says he's six foot seven but he's only six foot five why why does he lie
about his height or why is he trying to kill uh right well i did a commentary urging the viewers
to stop smoking and he's afraid of the mention of blood hello hello as all of this played out in my
head president kaplan was huffing and puffing his way through our giant studio weaving through the
news assignment area past the makeup room down the hallways nearing the offices of my show countdown
and pass the bank of a couple hundred television monitors with a different face on every one of them
each seemingly staring slack jawed at the executive screaming threats at the only guy on his own
network who got any ratings i'll pay back i'll get you over i'll finish your
uh
this had all begun roughly ten days earlier in late july 2005 an oral surgeon who had intended to
examine a growth on the roof of my mouth that instead with one pale look silently betrayed his
suspicion that it was cancerous and he got the whole thing out i was on my way to work anyway
it was too late to get a replacement and i was bleeding so much that our technical director and i
decided to pre-record all of my on camera segments for that night show thus reducing the chances
of viewers hearing me say president bush today while blood oozed out of my mouth over my teeth
and lips and onto the desk like i was dracky lanker when the following Wednesday i got the
unexpected all clear from the surgeon's office i decided to devote some of each night's newscast
to a campaign to help viewers and myself quit smoking my premise was a simple one that i had never
heard argued before and have rarely heard argued since that it would be a lot easier to quit
if you didn't have cancer then if you did have cancer i pitched my producers on the series
i went into rick cappellens office to get his seal of approval he was enthusiastic and supportive
and most rare of all he was paying attention and then i said i was also going to point out that if you
got the good outcome like i had they would merely stick a laser in your mouth and you'd smell your own
flesh burning for like 48 hours and you'd have to keep spitting out your own blood don't say that
he can't suddenly through his meaty hands out towards me in a strangling gesture and then just
as quickly clamped them over his own ears and closed his eyes and began actually screaming
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i thought he had gone crazy as it proved he was
just practicing foregoing crazy later i'm sorry i'm squeamish i got the point i just can't
handle references to you know uh the the red stuff go ahead with the series just just tone down
the uh the red stuff i toned down the red stuff and my executive producer is he povich sent him
the scripts and he told her to tone down the red stuff a little more and i went and i did that too
we all decided to start the anti-smoking series the following Monday August 8th 2005
by nauseating coincidence that was the day after the abc anchor man peter jennings had
died of lung cancer the msnbc president had been a producer on jennings newscast i had long
since written and recorded jennings obituary and now the somewhat cold but still journalistically
valid segue would have to be made we would have to go directly from the 12 minute long jennings
obit to the start of our anti tobacco campaign eight or nine minutes into that pre-recorded jennings
obituary rick kaplan came out of his office and walked the fifty feet or so through the vast
open newsroom to where my anchor desk was his eyes were full of tears this is wonderful he
said quietly peter would have liked this he gave me a thumbs up then he walked to a second desk
another fifty feet away where his first big higher a woman named reed a cosby was about to
premiere his first big gamble her new show immediately following mine i was actually moved by
rick kaplan's comment i did not once think of phoning the cacochis police but then i began the
anti smoking segment and as i focused on the camera and the teleprompter in front of me and
detailed the blood and the gore and the spitting and how that was the good outcome out of the corner
of my eye i saw this weird sight the president again left his office and waddled out along the
wall thirty feet all ahead of me in the general direction of the control rooms within moments as i
continued to read my script he was back in the studio and standing right next to my camera
gesticulating wildly i said they never said but wouldn't it be really easier to quit smoking when
you didn't have cancer than when you did and kaplan responded with the same two handed choking
gesture he had made briefly in his office much earlier i presume there was some simple problem
like that the building was on fire but i calculated that i could still make it to the show
scheduled finish time eight fifty nine fifty nine edt and still survive even if others perished
that's count down for this the eight hundred and thirtyth day since the declaration of mission
accomplished in the rack i'm Keith Ulerman goodnight and good luck yo son of i rick kaplan suddenly
screamed from the other anchor desk i could hear and this is my impression of her good evening
i'm read a cosby this is read a cosby live and direct with three to cosby and i'm read a cosby
she was not a big woman but she had a voice on her like the horn on the statin island fairy
if it had a cold you are over the top you are disgusting my first thought was that kaplan had
forgotten that microphones fifty feet away were live during the premiere of his pet project
rena is on i actually whispered to him silly me i don't care if the three days on you were told by
is he published that the piece was over the top and you needed a cut it and you didn't
i still couldn't bring myself to yell back we're in a live studio i did cut it and easy
read it and approved it and she said you had to and and and read his premieres going on over there
in that sort of direction maybe you should yell at me closer to the assignment desk maybe
i don't give a crap if is he approved it then she's an ass and i can't trust her i can't trust
you you're all idiots i can't believe you did this to me i'm trying to get readers show up the
ground you start talking about spitting blood into a garbage can well now i was getting angry i
couldn't resist yes rena is in fact live and direct from that desk right over there and if
you'll notice she keeps looking over here at us wondering why you are yelling during the first
minutes of her first show so why don't we move over here Rick i began to move away from him and
we're walking away from the live moa mics and and we're walking and we're walking and
Rick and Keith are walking because the noise isn't really professional well we're not talking
professionals are we we're talking idiots we were walking and he was still screaming your idiots i
will never trust you again he had begun to trot or stumble or whatever he was doing this is not
over i will pay you back self-serving garbage i will get you and i'll get that a hole is he for
not staying here and reading that script how many times did you intend to say spit blood into
a garbage can before i stopped you i now realize what he thought had happened as he had gestured
spasmodically at me while he stood next to my camera i briefly led my focus shift to amazement
at the fact that this guy who had been in tv news for 25 years knew almost nothing about how tv
worked i explained to him that is he and one of her assistants and i had gone over the script
several times and taken out half of the goryer references then they suck a television and since i
can't trust anybody here since they won't stand up to you and edit the scripts since you obviously
bullied them he balled up his fist and stomped his foot on the floor as he called me a bully
i'm now going to have to approve every piece of your copy
by this point i was backing into the countdown work area with its array of desks and all the
producers kaplan had just insulted i knew one of them would dial the phone when i said call the cops
and call this lunatics boss did you hear me and if you don't like it and you don't want to come
into work tomorrow that's fine too i never did get that part but now i had him i crossed my arms
in front of my chest slowly like you have seen every news anchor do in every television news promo
ever shown in the history of the world i flashed as evil as slow most smiles i could oh
i'll be here tomorrow and then i made a sweeping gesture back towards my staff
who were both of course literally and figuratively behind me and so will all of them
suddenly at that point for no apparent reason rick kaplan's hysterics were replaced by mere
confusion he even stopped huffing at almost normal volume he asked me all of who only at this point
did i turn around to discover that my entire staff had already left the building there was nobody
there behind me of course there was nobody there is he povich told me later he went into the control
room and threatened all of them first so we got on the phone back to the office to tell everybody
get the hell out of the building she paused and laughed i mean we love you but we're not crazy
rick kaplan's exorcism was a brief one he began screaming again i'm gonna end your career tomorrow
i'm gonna completely eff you up he turned and stumbled away from my office good luck sleeping
tonight i slept like a stone and not because kaplan had previously threatened to fire me for not
leaving my father's bedside after what they thought was a heart attack to fly to la to appear on
the tonight show and not because he'd once threatened to fire me because he didn't like my tie
and not because he had previously threatened to fire me for not doing something during live
coverage that i had already done but he thought we hadn't done because he was watching us not live
but on delay on his DVR president of a network and i slept beautifully not because i
correctly guessed this would be it for rick kaplan and it was the next day human resources forced
him to apologize to me and ten months later his bosses fired him nor did i snooze blessedly
because of any bravery or stoicism or fatalism on my part but i slept well simply because of the
realization that even after all of this rick kaplan was still only the second or third
craziest msnbc executive i had ever worked for
i've done all the damage i can do here thanks for listening count down has come to you from
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everything else is pretty much my fault so that's count down for this the nine hundred and eighty
eighths since donald trump's first attempted coup against the democratically elected government
of the united states can victim now while we still can the next scheduled count down is tomorrow
if my throat permits till then i'm keitholverman good morning good afternoon good night and good luck
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