This is a headgum original.
Oh my good god.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm edging.
I mean, really, this is a huge edge as we approach all-stars 8 and we fill in the gap
until we get the big opening and you're doing that with us here at DragHer.
The one and only RuPaul's Drag Race recap podcast.
We're so gagged to be here.
I'm mono a gap.
And I'm having a good time talking about all-stars 8 because we had a lot of fun last week,
but tea, I didn't have enough and I needed to invite one of my funnier,
country friends to get all the way into these all-stars 8 girls.
It's comedian, writer, actor, stand up, may been, not Gigi Lovange, Grager.
It's Tim Murray.
Hi there.
Tim.
Mono, I love you.
Hi.
It's great to see you.
I can't have some drag.
I'm so excited to talk drag.
We're so excited to see you.
I mean, first things, okay.
First things first, how the fuck are you?
Why are you in Colorado?
I am.
Imagine the most hungover person you could ever imagine in your life.
And then I'm worse than that.
You are?
Oh my god, you fooled me.
I know.
I'm going to put on a gray face because I'm thrilled to be here and honey.
I might be like a couple decibels off today, but we're still going to be dragging her.
You are touching your temples.
And if you're a professor of Xavier or something.
Mono, guess how I just did my stand up show with Michael Henry and Denver last night.
Guess how late I stayed up?
3am.
530 in the morning, like some sort of college student.
Bitch, are you on a fucking circuit party on a cruise ship?
What the fuck are you doing?
I have no idea who I think I am.
Priyanka was at this gay bar in Denver, so we went to go watch her
and she was turning the party and then I don't know.
The party just never stopped.
Wow.
And I'm not normally this person.
You're a married diva.
Wait, are you married or engaged?
Engaged.
You're an engaged diva.
530 is late.
I know.
He doesn't care.
Same.
My boo is very much that like you can do that.
I will not participate in that, but you can do that.
Mine's the same.
Mine's like, I'm at home playing video games pop off, Sis.
Oh my god.
We did we marry the same fucking man?
100% and I don't think either of us have met each other's men
because our men love to stay inside.
Fully.
They're like, oh, I don't need to go out to that thing.
It's a good gig.
It's a good gig.
I am fully in love with it.
I have to also say before I get into all of this, go.
Remind us where we can support you.
We'll plug it at the end too, but like you're like on tour.
You're doing stand up with Michael Henry.
Where do we get date information for that before I forget?
Babe, baby, go to my Instagram or my TikTok
and my link is in the bio for where to go.
Fun.
Yes.
Okay, that'll all be below.
Click below too.
I want to say one thing I did not get to say last week.
First of all, I had a very lovely guest last week,
Jeffrey Bure-Chapman.
Nice, hot, scary, you know, very, we've all,
I said it last week, I'll say it again, but my god,
it's very scary to have to know someone that hot and that kind.
Like very weird.
I listened to the ad-bound scene.
I was also like, I was like, okay,
I don't like that you're so hot and so kind and funny and also smart.
If you're hot and you're smart, I'm like, stop.
He's a monster.
That's so rude to the rest of us.
He should, we have to end him.
I mean, it is, he's a clicker as far as I'm concerned.
We have to often.
But he's very kind.
And so I thought I want to have a guest on
who's going to be less kind as we dish all stars eight.
You needed, yeah, you needed a truly,
country guest.
Because JBC wasn't going to go there and I have nothing but respect for that.
But what I'm going to say first of all.
I'm not famous like he's famous, so I'll go there.
One thing I didn't get to say last week, and this is not a mean thing,
is it is harder to get on all stars than to get on Drag Race.
That's my opinion.
I don't understand. Explain that.
I think it's harder to get on all stars than it is to get on Drag Race.
That is my opinion.
I feel like getting on to all stars feels like running for president in a way that is competitive
and weird and hard where you have to like have a platform.
You have to plead your case to wow.
They have to understand your brand and you have to tell the gals that you're going to
give something extra the second time around.
It feels harder to me.
You're telling me that you think Hanuman trees and Mrs. Kasha Davis had to really have
like the hardest time of all times to get back on this show.
That is the mean cunt I invited.
That's the mean cunt I invited.
I mean if I agree with that at all, I know a lot of really, really talented drag queens
who are not on regular Drag Race.
I don't know.
I could name a few all stars that I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know.
We need to watch.
That's true.
Just on the top of my head, meatball, jolina jesmine,
onionies, there's many more.
So many.
I would seem to actually really fear drag last night in Denver.
Yeah.
Local queens.
Give it into me.
Giving.
Giving.
So my other question to you is what the fuck are the fan games?
We've seen this promo.
We got told that there's two ways to win this season, Divas.
The traditional way or by getting the fan vote?
Yeah.
What?
And it is.
And I have no idea.
Work fan favorite.
Work.
Work.
Work.
I don't know what that's about.
If it's fan favorite, then I guess yeah, she won fan favorite.
I don't need to be the one, but.
Yeah.
Congenial.
I will always be congenial to success.
I'll never forget that line.
Bitch, what the bitch?
But sit your ass down and shut the fuck up, bitch.
How are you going to be congenial towards success?
Girl, excuse your mouth.
Girl, what?
That reunion.
So good.
So good.
Oh my god.
You will speak when I am done.
I'll never forget the backwards bend on Tatiana's finger
in season the season two reunion.
That fucking finger is.
Detached.
So.
So.
So.
So.
Best.
And if I ever got a tattoo, it would be of Nicole Page Brook saying,
this is just malicious gay faggot treat that I did not expect to run into here.
I thought I made a friend.
Um, so wait.
Okay.
What do you think the fucking Fame Games is?
What?
And who is.
Okay.
If you had to guess, who's going to win the Fame Games?
Oh, that's a really good question.
Heidi, I would guess.
We'll win the Fame Games.
She's probably the most.
Heidi or Jimbo?
What do you think?
I don't know.
I think Jimbo.
Yeah.
Jimbo or Heidi, they stand.
Yeah.
You're 100% right.
If it's just about fan reaction, Heidi or Jimbo?
Did you see the interview where Jimbo was talking about cruising through this season?
No.
It's actually really fascinating.
She was like, um, getting interviewed for like,
entertainment weekly or something.
And she was like, you know, when I did,
you gave her the world, I had a target on my back.
And this time I'm not doing that.
So she's like, you're going to watch me really.
My goal was to really just fade into the background kind of and cruise until the end.
She's like, the girl has a strategy.
But she's a mystery that one.
Jimbo, I mean, even an interview, she is a mystery.
Like she's like, for her life is a bit, you know what I mean?
So, so like sometimes even in the interview, she'll be like, yeah, I just like, had a lot of sex.
And like during like with RuPaul and all the contestants.
And we all came a lot.
And she's like just doing a bit just for her sometimes.
So I don't know. We don't know what is true.
I know. It's a really fun combination of like such a silly person who loves to do bits,
but who is also secretly so competitive.
Yes.
Yes.
Like she really, she really like, like I'll never forget her untucked in Canada's
record season one, when she was reading Rita Baga from the bottom.
Oh, it was so funny.
And that was real.
You can tell that was like.
Like that crunchy flyways.
Yeah.
It looks like an old grandma just like dumped her head in a toilet.
Yeah, I love it.
Yes, she's a real unpredictable on this one.
I'm so excited.
She's on. She's going to be so fun as always.
Um, very exciting.
We have a lot of friends who seem to be guest judges.
I'm excited to see that.
I mean, I know we all know Matt and a fucking Bowen and Eggo Wodam.
I'm very excited to see them.
And Edina and Dell, my other best friend.
Oh, you mean Adele, does he?
Adele.
Yes, Adele.
Adele.
I know I texted Matt and Bowen.
I was like, this is crazy.
Like I always had a feeling you would be on, but this is like,
you're literally judges.
Unfucking drag race.
It's really gaggy.
It's so cool.
It's very fucking exciting.
I'll be excited to see.
I mean, and they like loved the show.
So I'm like excited to see what, I mean, I'm sure they're going to give
the damn TV a million hilarious sound bites.
How are they going to pick?
100%.
It's always great to have a comedian on there.
One, but then it's always great when somebody like really loves the show.
Like Leslie Jones, like that was such a fun one.
Yes.
It'll be so good.
Yes.
So we have a lot of business today.
We're going to dive all the way in to these gals, the background, the key key.
And maybe even punch up some other workroom and trensaz.
So, okay, Heidi in closet, let's talk more about her.
I mean, when I think of her, I think beauty elegance.
No, I mean, I, she's one of the most likable queens that's ever been on the show period.
Period.
So, so lovable, so fun, such a good personality that I think honestly,
I really do think it's a hugely important part of the show is having good talking heads.
And Miss Closet is that for us.
She's unbelievable.
She's so likable.
And I think she's one of those queens that I don't know what the fucking format is.
I guess like maybe people, people are going to get sent home.
But she's all, she's just likable enough.
I don't know if someone will be brave enough to send her home.
It would not be smart as a business decision to send Heidi in closet home.
Like, you know, if you're trying to have fans outside of the show,
that doesn't seem like a good move, which is like,
honestly, probably more important at this point than winning the competition.
So I would doubt anyone would mess with her.
Also, she has a temper.
She does.
She popped off and untucked.
I think, I think.
Nicki Minaj, or I mean, that was, that was weird too.
But you're talking about you, fuck you, fuck you.
I'm talking about that, but you're all right.
She also was like, Nicki, don't talk to me like that.
I would not want to cross Heidi at all.
Yes, she's.
Especially in a competition.
I feel like, I feel like if you cross her, she'd be like, oh, I'm coming for your gig.
Yeah, I love her.
North Carolina.
I would say, if we're talking about punching up work remittances,
I would have gone simple and literally came in with,
I hate, hate, hate my face and makeup or my hair and makeup.
I would have.
That's good.
Come on.
Why not?
But did you have a punch out for Ms. Heidi in closet?
I will say, I thought her entrance line was probably the best one.
And there is not a better version of, hey, all what's happening.
That's so good.
That is A plus.
She gets.
But if I were to offer her a B version, I would say, I should in a parking lot in Glasgow.
And I'm going to shit all over this competition.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
She made shirts of that, of that phrase.
And I was like, proud of you.
Oh, you better fucking work.
You better work.
Oh my God.
I love it.
I love it.
Yeah.
Work.
Okay.
Mrs.
Casha Dye-veese.
We're going to talk her promo look in a bit, but like, wow.
Okay.
Casha Davis.
Yes.
She's got a target on her back.
Could she be going home first?
Maybe.
Maybe.
You think she has a target on her back?
Oh, I guess, I mean, she's the.
She is the target.
No, I misspoke.
She's targeting herself.
Like, like, she's pointing the gun at her own face, I guess.
Oh, got you got you got you got you.
She could blow her own brains off.
Just I, because I don't know what she's going to do.
If the first one's a talent, if the first episode's talent,
and they're like, she's going to do stand up.
A minute of stand up, as we know, is cursed on this competition.
A minute of stand up for in these queens defense, every single girl who's ever done that,
a minute of stand up is cursed, period.
A minute is not enough time to like, and they're doing stand up when other girls are like,
singing and dancing.
It's like not the right format for it.
So I really hope she doesn't do that.
I do really, really genuinely enjoy this queen.
I think she's like, such good and I know I was joining shade earlier, but all fun and games.
I really do like her.
I would really love what I'm most excited about for this season is I hope
some of these girls give us a Kylie Soneek love situation where it's like,
oh, you're so much better than the first time you're on this show.
Right, right.
I don't know if that's what we'll get from her, but that's what I'm hoping.
Uh huh.
I am excited for it.
I thought her entrance line was like pretty cute.
I thought it was pretty funny and it's obviously a part of her story now.
She's a sober diva.
I love that.
I feel like they don't really like highlight that all that often on the show.
And I feel like, especially of like a gay person of a certain age,
I think that's such a fun like kind of drag race platform to be like.
And I love what she says about it.
She's like, yeah, getting sober was like the right thing for me.
And I hope that this is inspiring to some people who watch this.
Yeah, I thought that was a good entrance line.
If I were her, I would have come in though and said, I may be old.
And then just stop.
Oh my God. I fucking love that.
I fucking love that.
Yeah, there's nothing is going to beat that.
I mean, I was, I was mulling something stupid like, there's never time for a cocktail.
Oh, but I don't need it.
It's never time for a cocktail.
But also that just leaves the audience going, what?
Oh, I'm sober now.
Now that I'm sober, it's never time for a cocktail.
I love that.
No, it's bad.
But I love her.
I worry.
I got who would, if you had to guess who's going first, who's going first, who would you guess?
Oh, that's such a good question.
There's so many dolls who are,
are original early outs dolls.
No.
So there's a lot of dolls who have been in this position before.
I would have to guess it'll either, I would either put my money
on her or maybe Nisha Lopez.
Damn.
Nisha will be plucked if she has to go home again.
I know, I know.
I don't know that it's like, that's the thing.
Oh, when she goes home.
I never really saw that much of these girls, some of them.
I know.
So, was it going to be an early out season?
Like what, I'm so confused.
Like half of them are like the first person or the second person out.
I mean, it's arguable that, I don't know.
It is also like, it is, we all know all sorts of like, you said, it's fucking hard.
And it is a huge ask.
I mean, it is the resources and time and energy.
And there's a lot at stake.
And then you have to listen to homos on podcasts, like ripping your drag to shred.
Oh, isn't that so funny?
You're just listening to basic fags like us, like talking about your drag off.
Who barely did half drag occasionally.
Yeah.
Disgustingly, who do drag disgustingly and dispicably.
And we talk about their talent and the thousands of dollars they put into these looks.
Wow.
So thanks for listening, y'all.
Thanks for listening to the only one and only one and only.
Nayshilopesh said it must be a crime to serve this much beauty.
Okay.
Okay.
Do we have a punch up?
I mean, there's a million punch-ups.
Yeah, I would have said, when I'm out of drag, you're going to want to fuck me.
He's so hot.
Very hot.
Very, very hot.
Very hot person.
I'm very, very hot person.
I don't have a good punch up for her.
I literally just would have referenced something stupid from like her season.
Like I am the girl of drag nomit tree.
Again, that is not a punch-up.
I just want to hear obscure, weird references.
I love that.
I also would have loved for one of these early outs girls to come in and been like,
remember me?
Probably not.
Yes.
Or please reference your iconically bad applause lip sync.
Like.
Oh, I don't even remember that.
There we go.
I do it for not the applause.
She was also famously called the soccer mom for her dance move.
So maybe coming as a soccer mom.
I don't know.
She's comedy is going to be a challenge for her.
Well, I think so.
I do think so.
Yes.
Mrs.
Yeah, Mrs.
and she love as hot as hell.
Okay.
Kahana Montrice.
Looking good.
Looking good.
I thought her work reminders was a little bit like, okay, okay, we've heard this.
Bring in the plans.
Those are a little long.
Very long.
Very long.
Do we have a punch up for Kahana?
I don't know if I do.
Yeah.
If she's doing the show girl thing, I would have been like,
this show girl is ready to push all these hoes downstairs.
Or like, we're coming like full show girls like,
I wish she was just holding like a plate of french fries.
And she was just like, I'm a Vegas show girl,
but I've also been different places.
And then this girlfriend's fries everywhere.
Different places.
Places.
Um, I probably would have done something like,
based on this new body and mug,
I'm the fakest bitch in the cut.
Um, oh, I like that.
I mean, please, I like that she's leaning into it.
She has a whole new face and body.
God bless.
Yeah, she, I, she's one that I'm like,
I didn't think I needed to see her again.
So, but that actually makes me kind of excited.
Cause I want to see what she pulls out.
She's a great dancing queen.
She goes home first.
Oh my God.
What, what an at, what a heartache, but she could.
She really could.
She definitely could, but that's what,
why these kind of seasons, I think are fun.
Cause she could go home first, or she could like, win.
You know what I mean?
Like, if she wins, wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Candy Muse.
I do have one route out the gate for her.
Punch up on workroom entrance.
If you don't have all star quality, then get the fuck out.
Oh, that is really good.
Come on.
That is a really good motto.
I do not have anything better than that for sure.
Uh, but, but I would have loved it.
If she was like, um, I'm going to be sitting alone in the VIP,
wearing a crown or like, or she was like, um,
it doesn't matter if you like me.
Cause RuPaul does.
I love it.
I love it.
Yeah.
Just like, as the, uh, I'm the runner up, bitch.
Um, uh, as the only girl, as the only runner up here.
Hi.
Oh, that would be fair.
Yeah.
That would be really.
Contee.
Did I tell you the first time I ever saw Candy Muse?
No.
It was that it was right after all starts too.
And Alyssa Edwards was hosting a show at Monster Bar in New York.
And it was like amateur drag night.
Like you could like come on the stage and do like a parade walk in your drag.
And she got up there and did a toe touch.
Alyssa like stopped the entire parade and was like,
You mean like, does she bent over and touched her toes?
It could go mad.
You mean like a pot of a ray toe touch.
She like a cheerleader toe touch like, oh my God.
Yes.
In heels.
And like it was, you know, it was something.
I don't know that it was a gag.
You're saying it was like a silky ganache style gag.
It was that.
It was very that it was like, whoa, I didn't expect you to do that.
I don't know that that was like good, but like it was definitely a statement.
And Alyssa literally stopped the whole thing and was like,
You really got up here and did that mama.
And then she was like, I want this.
She was like, what's your name?
She was like, Candy.
And then Alyssa made the whole bar start chanting.
Kuntie, Kuntie, Candy.
Kuntie, Kuntie, Kuntie, Candy.
Fuck.
I love her.
I want her to win.
I mean, if she won, I would just, I would laugh, laugh, laugh.
Is she going to be delusional?
Yes.
Is she going to be a problem?
Yes.
Is she going to start fights?
Yes.
Crown her.
Crown her.
Will she be the best?
No.
Is she have self awareness?
No.
Crown her.
Crown her.
Like fucking crown this delusional icon today.
Would you live if she won or would you be upset?
I am as neutral on Candy Muse as a person can be.
I feel like she's so polarizing and you either like love or hate.
And for some reason, I feel like so right down the middle of the road,
I feel totally neutral.
It's because of that toe touch.
It's because of that toe touch.
I love that toe touch.
And yeah, I think like, I just see exactly what it is.
Like she's a very good reality TV.
And sometimes the drag is like, what's happening here?
Right.
Well, we're going to get more into these divas.
But first, silence Tim.
I feel like taking a break.
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Bring back my break.
Darien Lake.
Oh my God.
Bring back my Lake, bitch.
Darien Lake is back.
Her entrance was kind of funny.
What did she say?
The wait is over.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That was good.
I love this queen.
I'm really excited that she's back.
I think she's like kind of underrated good joke writer.
Like her roasts were so good.
I would.
I wish she was.
Very underrated.
Very funny.
Very funny.
She even wrote a lot of the other girls' roasts I've heard for the reading challenge.
I wish she would have said it's not the size that matters.
It's the motion in the lake.
I love that.
Or she's like, I'm from the best season of Drag Race and I'm ready to compete against the worst
season.
Hi, Kasha Davis.
I win my.
My entrance for her is,
think you're going to beat me?
Fat chance.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a gag.
That's really a gag.
I love her.
Yeah.
You're right.
She is truly.
I'm going to say a big statement.
She's maybe the most underrated comedy queen in the series history.
Like in terms of like people don't remember how funny she is.
100% and like truly really a good writer,
which is a lot of these girls are really funny off the cuff.
Right.
But this girl really, she's got a good writing sensibility.
Fully.
Which can be very helpful.
Full A.
Oh, bit.
Anything else we say about Darian?
I mean, like I'm here.
I'm here for her.
Fully.
She has to win.
Same.
And she won't win.
She won't win.
Can she make it to the top four?
I think so.
I think she'll be top four and not win.
Yeah.
Fair.
Also one, you don't want to send home.
Like she's right in the middle.
I mean, she's kind of like sleeper, like sleeper phenom.
Like something about her is just sort of like,
you're doing so well.
And yet I might not be fully intimidated for some foolish reason.
100.
She's like, yeah, she's very like middle of the road.
I mean, that's how she was in her season too.
Yeah.
She was like, she landed like right worth.
I think people thought she would.
Yeah.
Fucking Montecah Beverly Hills.
What are we?
I mean, first of all, what a stunner.
Looking gorge.
I don't have a punch up for her.
I just really like this queen.
She's always been really, again, good.
And she's like really,
seems just like a kind of like a lovely person.
Yeah.
She is really lovely.
I'm worried about her, but she's really lovely.
She's really talented.
She's really funny.
I'm so glad that she's representing dolls.
And I'm so glad like she really owns like how big her contribution to Drag Race was.
I don't know.
I want her to be a monster.
And I said this last week,
but like if she, I want her to do something mean and horrible.
Because if she because if she is our villain,
I'm like so here for it for some reason.
That would be really fun.
That would be a good gag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, I like to think about now is just references from her season.
This is not a good orange work of entrance.
But for some reason, if she came in and perfectly articulated the line,
she could not say once during the drag all rock challenge.
I think that would be really funny.
She's like,
That would be good.
Vitamin D.
Vitamin D for phrase like sunshine for phrase.
Vitamin D for the skin.
Like if she just like nailed the line and then went, got it.
Oh my god.
For like the 612 people who get the reference.
Yes.
Yes.
Did we get it?
Um, yeah, she's amazing.
She's amazing.
And I'm excited to see her promo look.
It was pretty stunning.
Yeah, she's gorgeous.
I hope I hope good things for her.
Me too.
Me too.
Next we have the diva, the only, the sickening James Mansfield, huh?
I'm very excited about this one, to be honest.
I think she's one that was really like kind of, kind of done dirty on the show.
And I think she's really going to surprise us.
I think she's secretly also very funny.
And yeah, I just, I really see, I really see something happening with James Mansfield.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
I, I wish she came back in like with her puppet.
Like I, I just remember she entered with a fucking puppet.
Come in as the puppet.
Uh.
That would be good.
If I were her, I would have come in.
She was season nine, right?
I would have come in and been like, if it wasn't for those rose petals, I would have won.
Oh my god.
Again, I wanted to see her own obscure reference to like her like,
I'm, I'm James and I'm a boozy.
Just like purposely get her line wrong that she iconically got wrong.
But I am very excited.
I think she could go very far.
I could see her in the final four.
What, what a underdog story.
Yeah.
She's of the early outs girls.
She's my number one, I think, of who I would want to like really slay.
Yeah.
She also famously said I won when she exited.
So I would have also accepted a workroom entrance that said, what am I doing here?
I won already.
Um, deep cut deep.
That would be good.
That would be good.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, like I want the most for her and I think she could go far.
Fucking Alexis Michelle.
Punch-ups.
Mm.
I would say.
And a lot.
Okay.
So I actually really love Alexis.
I know her from New York.
And so I'd love to shade her, but I hope she knows this is all in good fun.
I mean, look, she has the best mug in the gang right now.
Her mug is insane.
The mug is insane.
The outfit.
Not enough people.
Insane.
Not enough people are talking or ever.
I think she was on the show a little bit too early before we started to really pay attention
to what like how good makeup is.
And she has always been like a very good makeup artist.
She used to do makeup for like people's headshots in New York before she was like on the show.
She's she.
I really think she could turn it.
But if I were her, I would have come in and been like the original annoying theater queen is.
Oh my god.
I fucking love it.
I also would have just accepted shady whores.
That was such a good line.
That moment.
Dorett, did you get the tea and coot?
I believe, believe, believe.
And last week, I definitely said, do you even watch the show?
Tamer.
Oh, that was good.
That was good.
I'm here for it.
I'm here for it.
She's hot.
Yeah, she looks incredible.
And I think she'll do some evil shit.
So I'm here for it.
I'm here for all of her monster shit.
I'm very here for it.
I think the looks are going to be really a gag.
Truly.
She's she's one who's I think has been wanting to get back on.
I think she's going to turn the party.
Her.
She's also, yeah, her looks are underrated.
She's an underrated queen.
I even watched that TLC show she was on.
And she was delightful on it.
She's really honestly just like a very nice person.
Like she's just like, she's like a very, very sweet girl.
Did you ever see her like long time ago in New York,
they used to have this competition.
And she did, I forget what it was called now, but so,
so you think you can drag and she did the full Cinderella
transformation.
Oh, yeah.
Icon.
It's so sick.
Was that before the show?
Was it before the show she did that?
Yeah, because I remember like that's like really iconic.
And I feel like girls have copied that now.
You know what I'm saying?
Like girls have now.
100.
Copy that.
Like, oh, you can basically hide a lot of shit
underneath a ball gown.
What if that's the top?
Right.
Jayseka wild.
Love.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Now the crown thank fucking God.
The crown holder for longest gap went between her season
and an all-star season.
I think it's something crazy like 13 years or something.
Damn.
I know.
And she the bitch looks great.
She doesn't look older.
Like God bless.
No, she looks amazing.
She's probably visited the Morpheus 8 doctor,
which I'm here for it.
Hell yeah.
But if I were her, I would have come in and said,
the girls have gone wild.
Ooh, that's good.
Yeah, there's something there.
There's something else there of like,
yeah, I don't know what it is.
I also just would want,
I can't believe she didn't come in with a drink
and smashed it to the floor.
I hate that drink.
I, she is an iconic.
I think she's so funny.
So.
If she goes home first, I'll actually stop watching.
I can't handle it.
That would really piss me off, to be honest.
I couldn't handle it.
I really, really, she's really fun.
She's really fucking fun.
And I think she's got it.
I hope her looks are insane.
I hope so too.
I'm sure they will be.
I have a feeling they will be.
Jimbo, okay.
Jimbo's entrance is pretty iconic.
I didn't come to race.
I came to cruise.
So good.
And also, I think a nod to like,
okay, so obviously she like went very viral on those cruise ships
and these types of outfits.
So that's fun.
But then also, I think a nod to like,
playing the game.
I think she really is trying to cruise
through the competition.
Like she's trying to subliminally subliminally subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Subliminally.
Mura katiti tata.
Tata.
Yeah, I'll pussy, bitch.
I think she's like sending the girls a message.
But I would have loved her to literally just walk in and rip ass.
Like just look right at the camera.
I just will rip afar.
I would have also accepted reprisal of her exit line.
She fell to the ground and said, why?
That was so iconic.
I also have always, if I were on the show and I was not like,
if I was not the first girl in, if I was like sixth or especially if you're jimbo
and you're coming in last, I would love for a girl to just walk in,
take one look at the other girls and go, looks like I'm the first one here.
I also like, look, she was on the iconic Rob bitch.
Like, I mean, look, I'm not saying the look has to be like, bank robber.
But she could have came in even as in the same way and just said like,
it's about time I robbed this place.
I think her sign trends was really iconic.
It was.
It was so fierce.
Oh, oh, next.
Oh, is this our last girl?
Is it Miss Lollary?
I already said last week, I think she should have come in and said I'm back.
That's fine.
Do you have a punch up for her?
No, I think you nailed it with that.
I remember losing the episode and being like, oh, yeah, that would be perfect.
Or like, I've got this one in the bag, but I think she even says that in the promo
on her talking heads.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Lollary, she could make it to the top four.
She could win, dare I say?
I don't know that she could win, but she could definitely make it to the top four.
She's a fun one.
She's a fun diva.
Yeah.
She's a sickening gal.
I mean, she has a lot.
She has a lot to prove as of Miss Congeniality and the first winner of the Golden Boot award.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Cool too.
I hope some, I hope we get to see her lip sync a lot.
I hope she wins enough.
Or I hope part of the twist is that we're not doing that anymore.
We're the winner's lip sync.
And part of the All Stars twist is that losers are going to lip sync again.
Like the bombs are going to lip sync because I'm ready to switch that up.
Yeah, that is a good point.
I'll be curious to see what the format changes or what, but um, I would like a format change.
There's always less at stake when there's a winner.
I also don't need lip sync assassins.
I think we got, I think we had some iconic moments.
I think we did that.
All star six.
Yeah.
I don't think we're going to get bigger returns on that.
No, I think we're done with that.
I think that was really fun for the time.
What would you think if they did have the bottom girls lip sync and then the rest of
the girls judge the lip sync instead of Roo?
Ooh.
What if they voted after the lip sync and it was like, I love that.
For the person who you think lost the lip sync or you can play strategy and vote for,
you could, you could be like, yeah, she was, she was better at the lip sync,
but I'm sending her home.
I don't think, but wouldn't that be great if that's the fame game part of it?
Like, that would be a slur.
That would be fucking great.
If then you can keep whoever you want to keep.
I love that.
I've said this in the past too.
And I've done it sometimes at my crunchy bad drag show, like making the winner of the week
decide who to send home.
Like, so like, do you do a winner's lip sync?
We have a winner and then you let that winner watch the bottom two lip sync and they decide who
goes home.
Eggs.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
I love that.
It's kind of.
I think that's so fierce.
It's kind of, but I think that would be a slayer.
I, yeah, I would love.
So let's talk these promo looks.
We didn't get to talk about them last week and let's go ahead and chirp and burp these
promo looks. We got Jessica Wilde coming up first and this purple eggplant fantasy mermaid
begloved pageant 80s memorabilia reference the house down boots look.
What did you think of that look?
Honey, it's giving me Jim and the holograms.
I love it.
It's so gay.
It's so like, it's so like,
Jessica Wilde does Madonna.
Yes.
It's deeply gay.
It is.
It's okay.
Yeah.
It's like, it's so gay.
The hair, the pink, the purpley, I love.
Yeah, it's fucking good.
I love this look.
It's got to be a chirp for me.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Next.
I see coming up next in Miss Kahana Montreis nudity.
Snake hair.
Chirps.
Hips.
Body.
What do we think?
I mean, I love this.
She looks really good.
That face is soft.
She looks incredible.
She looks really good.
The body is here and I'm feeling the fantasy.
You think you're going to beat me?
Bitch, please.
Yeah, she is a plastical bitch, darling.
That's how she feels.
She looks incredible.
I mean, just the cut to from season 11,
both shady and life affirming.
Oh my god, how good does she look now?
Yeah, she looks really sickening.
Is it the hair is good?
This is an absolute chirp for me.
Yeah, she's hot and sexy and gorgeous.
What is it with her?
How do I put this?
Okay, this is the weirdest thing I'm ever going to say.
She strikes me as someone who's like,
I feel like,
she could witness a manslaughter
and then smile through it.
We both witness a light manslaughtering.
Someone just like, not a sign.
It's not a full sign.
I'm pinned against the tree.
But someone gets run over by a car and everyone is like,
oh my god, are you okay?
Is everyone okay?
And she would be like, I'm doing great.
She's like, opulence, you are in everything.
Did you feel that?
Do you have any feelings on that?
Do you have a feeling?
Have you had feelings?
What's happening?
I think I get exactly what we're saying.
That's first of all, such a specific take.
On anyone and I love it.
And that's one of the most specific things I've ever said.
I wonder if she's like,
just hasn't been on the show enough to drop in.
You know what I mean?
She's like, oh, there's cameras on me.
We are smiling.
And I wonder if we'll get a little more,
like it's kind of giving,
it's kind of giving a stitties a little bit.
You're toward the end of the season,
a stitties was like, so you feel like she was so herself.
And you're like, oh hell yeah, there she is.
But right now, sometimes you can just really tell
when the dolls are way too aware that the camera is on.
Yeah, that's the energy I'm getting.
And you really put it succinctly.
Although I really preferred my long,
drawn out, confusing metaphor.
You know how she kind of seems like.
Oh no, I'm becoming Ross Matthews.
Oh no.
That was full Ross.
Listen, they're worse things.
You got that thing where that's you.
Oh no.
I fucking love what Ross does.
That's if I be a goddess.
I'm listening.
It's so fun.
It makes me laugh every time as insane as it is.
Okay, we're going to try and remember
what the rest of these girls promo looks.
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We're back. We're chirping and burping these gals.
Alexis Michelle.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That is really gorgeous.
She looks really, look at that fucking mug.
She might have the best promo look.
Like she might have the best promo look in terms of rich.
This hair is actually made of blue-gra European butter,
because it is smooth as fuck.
It's really gorgeous.
My one complaint when I feel a lot of these five New York girls,
a lot of these New York girls do this sometimes.
I'm like, she does this, Jan does this, Rose does this.
I'm like, ladies, we can tell that that wig is fresh out of the bag.
I need the wig to look a little more like hair.
Like wear it once.
Interesting.
Or mess up like a small part of it.
It just looks a little like-
Sink too much.
So new that I'm like, it's like shining at me, which is fierce, but I'm like-
I see.
I mean, it just, it looks like they haven't even touched it like before.
And I'm like, I just wanted to look a little more real.
It works for me.
Like again, it works for me in a look like this,
because it looks like it's supposed to be like a clam shell.
Like not a little clam shell, but just like,
it works for me in this weird like whipped dipped high tail thing.
But I totally hear that.
I mean, it's a gorgeous wig.
It's really cool.
And this look is like, come on, her body, like she looks fucking sick.
Unbelievable.
Do we think she's still not able to receive a read on her body, or she's done the work?
Oh, that's a good question.
It's a good question.
Look, I'm not-
Like as someone who lives with body dysmorphia, I'm not here to clown it.
I'm just here to say she should be ready to receive a read like that.
Like we just, we have to.
If we're going to be in a snake dens, like with all the drag queens,
we got to be ready to take it.
100% as a fellow eating disorder queen over here.
Yeah.
Let me guess eating.
I am exactly eating.
Eating.
Can I talk about my disorder?
Is it eating?
Remember that insane moment by Eureka?
Wait, what was that?
In season nine, where like-
Oh, with the Sasha Balor.
Yeah.
How can I talk about my disorders?
And Eureka goes, let me guess, eating.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
And then the skinny queen being like,
don't joke about that to a fat queen.
Yeah.
Like let's not, we're all being a little much right now.
We're all traumatized as fuck.
Wait, tell me what you were saying as someone who's lived the bad life, you were saying.
Oh yeah.
I think, I mean, everyone has their like boundaries or whatever that I think that's
totally fair.
If she's like, listen, girls, this like really, really, I'm not comfortable with it and whatever.
Like please don't.
That's chill.
But ultimately like, I don't know, it is drag and part of the thing is to read people.
So what, and yeah, like-
This is an interesting conversation, truly.
Because it's like, is it, are we, are we post that?
Like does body shaming still have a place in the key key?
Like, or is that me being conditioned to think we should be resilient with jokes like that?
I think it's like anything else.
Like if, I think it's like anything else you want to joke about, if like one is not saying
anything interesting or surprising or funny and 10 is saying something over the line and offensive
and eight is like right on the line.
Anything can work if you hit it at a seven and a half or a, or an eight or like somewhere near
that number.
But I think the problem with the Alexis Michelle body jokes they were making was that they
one weren't creative or funny or good.
So it was like, if they had had like a really fun, interesting POV on it, maybe we have
taken it so hard, but they-
Like it was like an old 90s Pillsbury joke, which is like girl.
Why it was just one called and what Roy says is like there's got to be love in the room and it
like it did feel just a little bit like there's so much you can make fun of about Alexis.
Why did you pick that?
Like she's like that halfway like, you know what I mean?
Like she's trying hard.
Holy she's Kate Perry throwing slices of pizza at gays.
Like she is trying the most.
Yeah, that is so funny.
In fact, if she was like girls, I just like, I'm really disappointed because out of all
the terrible qualities I have, I feel like you went a little bit of slag.
I'm really disappointed that you made fun of my body and that your jokes are such trash.
Like you're all hack and you could do better.
Right.
That's it.
It's like we can totally, you can totally do it.
It's just like, it's got to be funny.
It's going to be good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yup.
Heidi and Closet giving this fedora leather bodice moment.
She looks incredible.
Wow.
Honestly, we haven't purchased single one yet, right?
These girls really take the player.
No.
I might, we'll see if I burp any of them.
I might not, but this like these like pointy hips that the tailoring, it's like a trench coat
turned into a ball gown.
Wow.
I have never seen a necklace like that on drag race.
It's like not, it's like such a cool statement piece.
It doesn't go all the way around.
It's like, it's like cut off in the middle and it, it just really kind of like is a cool accessory.
She just, she looks fucking great.
The wig is so cool.
The wig is so cool.
I agree.
Like it's like, it's this golden, frontless neck piece.
I love it.
It's so cool.
It's like the cool version of those like personal cool down systems.
You've ever seen an old person with like a net cooler?
That is what it looks like.
It's like that, but make it pussy.
It's really cool.
She's a chirp fully.
Chirp.
Can't deny.
Okay.
What about Miss Darian Lake in this sort of big loved ruby maroon tool,
waterfall story?
Um, okay.
Well, I found my first burp.
I think she looks gorgeous.
This, she looks absolutely stunning.
Gorgeous wig, gorgeous makeup.
Her body looks incredible in this dress.
I do not know why we need that.
Like that, I think take off that like the waterfall thing and the dress is simple and
gorge.
It's giving like a Vida in a bad way.
Damn.
Yeah.
I see what you're saying.
I really do see what you're saying.
It's like, is it needed?
Probably not.
I would still give it a light chirp.
Like, because I see the problem and I think it's like kind of unnecessary and overdressed.
But yeah, I was still chirp the majority of it.
I agree with you.
I think I actually have to light chirp because the rest of it does look really stunning.
You're just copying now.
I'm copying.
You got engaged before me.
I copy that.
Oh my god, you're such a copier.
I'm starting a podcast actually called Fag Her.
And it's all up.
It's just, it's the one and only RuPaul's Drag Race review podcast coming out.
Fag Her.
Fag Her.
Fag Her.
I would listen to that podcast.
Are you sick of your female friend being straight?
The time has come to Fag Her.
Fag Her.
It's the opposite of queer eye instead of like making them like,
like just dress better.
You're just like, be meaner.
Yeah.
Monica Beverly Hills, discotits, very literally, satin, gold.
There's an updo.
And I love the discotits, but I would say this one is one of the less strong looks.
Yeah, I'm having a hard time deciding if I'm like trying to burp it just because I haven't
burped anything yet.
But like, you know what I mean?
Like if I had seen this one first, I think I would have chirped it.
Right.
It's good.
Like the discotits are so fun, but yeah, compared to the other dolls, this is not
as good for sure.
I am going to compare, but it does look good.
It looks good.
Her face also looks amazing and so does her hair.
Oh, this is hard.
I don't think I can burp it.
I think I have to chirp it.
I think she looks good.
She does look too good for me to fully burp it.
Like it is nice.
It is a bit more simpler, but again, maybe she wanted to discotits to pop, but um.
It's not really giving like, we want Monica Beverly Hills and it's kind of giving like,
Monica Century City or like Monica.
Culver City.
You know, Culver City, Monica Studio City, Monica.
Oh my God.
It's North Hollywood, but it's very that Monica Ventura even like.
Yeah, that's a very good point.
I'll give it a light chirp, but she better fucking watch it.
Light chirp as well.
She better fucking watch it.
You better fucking watch it.
Nayshalopez in this like red wet hair ball gown, old Hollywood, Casablanca,
Casablanca.
What do you think?
Um, I'm obsessed with this.
Like this is really good.
Oh, first of all, that um, wet hair thing.
I mean, you do drag occasionally.
Yeah.
When I like, like you do it in the way that I do it.
Like occasionally for comedy shows.
Yeah.
When I'm like, witch's show that I do in um, October,
I have a bunch of wigs in it.
And I have like so much more respect for these dolls now.
Cause I'm like, I'm horrible at wigs.
Like I can't imagine.
So making a wig like this look wet for a long time.
That's gonna be so hard.
Yeah.
I really like this a lot.
I absolutely chirp.
It's gorgeous.
It's really beautiful.
It's really gorgeous.
And yeah, you know, the face is here.
She's she always gives she's always gonna look good.
Well, I'm only worried about the other shit.
She's gonna look great.
Yeah.
Make me laugh.
She's gonna be able to do snatch game.
That's gonna be a doubtful for me.
Damn.
I can't even see her doing a good roast.
I've seen her do amazing hosting bits.
You know, obviously she hosts The Roscoe's show and many Chicago shows quite a bit.
Oh, she's a Chicago queen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Let me choose Vin there for like a decade or so.
Okay.
Um, it's a term.
I like that.
It's sharp.
Okay.
Kasha Davis.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I like the hey.
Okay.
Okay.
Beautiful gowns.
Gorgeous gowns.
Gorgeous gowns.
Um, it's not a fan.
I wouldn't say that this is beautiful or gorgeous of a gown.
It's not beautiful or gorgeous.
This is thrilling.
It's not like hideous.
No.
But it's not.
Um, like what you expect for an all-star as their like main look.
I don't know though, but I, I don't know because it's very her,
which I like.
Like this is her POV.
This is her kind of drag.
Which always was getting on my nerves when people were like
shitting on Lucy Liduka for her style drag.
I was kind of like this, but it's, you see people,
I don't think it's that generic.
If you can look at it and be like, who do you think that is?
I'd be like, that's probably Kasha Davis.
If I just saw this dress on this wig.
Like I think that's kind of cool.
The wig I actually love, I think that we can,
like a really fun, huge, purport.
It's really fun.
Yeah.
But ultimately I'm not gagged for this dress,
so I'm going to go ahead and burp it.
I'm going to give it a burp.
Isn't that crazy?
This garment probably cost a cool thousand or more.
Like, and I'm going to give it a burp.
Um, it looks good, but I'm against her competition.
I'm going to have to burp it.
I don't know if I get why there's a little buckle right there,
but um.
I was just going to say that, yeah.
It's so funny too.
Copying again.
Um, it is so funny.
I was just going to say actually, um, it's so funny.
Go on.
No, go on.
No, I will go on.
No, you go on.
Go on.
I was going to say, um, it's so funny that like she,
okay, the edit of Drag Race, she is coming in,
like, and she literally says it in its promo materials of being like,
I'm the workhorse of Drag.
Like returning to a show that called you the workhorse of a cast,
that's wild.
Like, I, I, I, I just, she's in a tough position in terms of like,
the show like kind of dirty dogter, like it raw dogter, no lube.
And it, and then she's like coming back with a brave face.
Mm.
She's coming back as a horse of a different color.
It's a give a little Wizard of Oz reference.
Uh, and she's coming back.
I just want to say giving them Mr. Hands.
And that is a black web reference.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, don't give them Mr. Hands.
Don't go.
That's so interesting that you say that because I was actually just going to say that she's
bringing Mr. Hands, which is kind of a black.
Okay.
Okay.
Who else miss James Mansfield giving like pink taffeta?
There's literally like a pink sunrise behind her and this like,
fan out Barbie fantasy.
Again, I like because it's very her.
She's like, she's like definitely from like part of the Venn diagram of like
Trixie Mattel Barbie world.
And I love that.
And I think it's very clear.
Uh, yeah.
Very Roxie Andrews.
She's here to make it clear.
Mm.
I'm here.
So you're so sick of my shit.
Um.
Um, I'll give it a light chirp, but I'm also kind of bored.
I'm like, really this again, all this pink and pink and pink.
Yeah.
That's the hard conversation around that is like, is it branding or is it boring?
Like, are we doing, are we doing something really smart here by being like,
this is my POV or is it like, hmm, maybe you need to step it up and step outside the box.
I think it might be.
It's like girl.
It's like, I don't think this aesthetic did you great the first round.
It might be a good time to show a little down.
Um, but yeah.
But it's the promo look.
So like, you don't want to be different in the promo look.
You want to, your promo look.
Good point.
Your promo look literally becomes this selling picture for every time you go to a bar and do
drag for the next like two or three years of your life.
That's actually true and smart or longer.
So it's like, you really do got a, like, I remember, um, my friend was friends with Pepperman when she
was doing the original her season look that she's ran into around the street and she's like,
I'm freaking out to keep putting all this pressure on us to be like, this is the photo,
the singular photo that everyone is going to see of you for the next several years until you're
on a star.
Right.
So like this is, this is the profile picture.
This will be used.
So whether you want to want it or not, this will be used everywhere.
Everywhere.
So I'm going to chirp it for that reason.
Yeah.
It's a chirp.
I can't hate it.
Okay.
Miss Lala.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Lala ree.
And this purple brown satin gigantic diamond and crested shoulder piece with these whipped
little cat ears.
I love it.
I like this.
You only like, I think the, I have the same problem with the hair as Alexis's hair.
It looks like fresh out the bag.
Right.
And give me like one wispy like get like, maybe a hairspray.
I think it's kind of a trend at the moment.
These kind of like whipped moist.
I mean, they look like they've been just like covered in shellac.
They don't really move.
It doesn't look like perfect hair that was hairsprayed.
It looks like a wig.
And I love when a girl has hair that's like, whoa, that looks like her hair.
With that said, the wig is fucking cool.
And it's giving like 2023 queen Elizabeth, which I really like.
And yet.
I love it.
Off for me.
Interesting.
Maybe it's over adorned.
Like when you look at this diamond thing, it's gigantic.
The necklace is wrong.
That's the problem.
The necklace is, you when you're, to be like, very like Raja Raven right now.
When your eye looks at this look, your eye doesn't look at the look.
It looks at the fear, strag jewels.
It almost competes those fear,
it almost like also competes with the sparkles on her titties,
which are like, like there's no relief for the nude moment.
Like, because like the nude moment is the gag, but this is just like,
pop.
I would still chirp it for me.
When you see like a really gag, a tromdral look,
it's like, whoa, my eye is looking at the whole thing at once.
Like you could look up and down the whole thing and be like,
whoa, look at that outfit.
And this is like, look at that necklace.
Oh, also her shoulders and her hair are really cool.
So I am just to be, just to be spicy since I've been chirping so much.
Love you, Lala Riba.
I'm going to burp it.
Bear.
Fuck.
Okay.
Jimbo.
Okay.
I was like, it's between her and Alexis Michelle, like the true winner of the promo.
Wow.
Alexis looks so gorgeous, but this is like next level cool and out of the box.
And like, she just looks fucking rad.
I'm fucking, I mean, hot take.
I love Jimbo.
I know that's like nobody else in the world.
Interesting about her is that she like vacillates between beast goblin and the most polished glamour queen you've ever seen.
Like, which is fierce because on Kennedy's Drag Race season one,
honey, she was not that.
She was crusty.
No, she was crusty and like, she was burning.
No, the glamour wasn't glamming.
And I'm, you know, even I know at the time she would pro the lady Doth protest too much.
And now she's really stepped up.
So she gets like.
This is so elevated from what she was doing on season one, Canada.
This is like, she looks gorgeous, glamorous.
The makeup is good.
Yeah, she looks, this is a, this is the absolute trip for me.
I, wow.
Yeah, I mean, there's just no denying it.
Also, but she also has like a little moist, these little moist, horn, horn,
let wig you don't, but you don't mind.
Um, only because, okay, this is what I'm talking about though.
It's, it's moist.
Look at you.
Okay.
Yeah.
We just looked at Lala Reese.
See how it's like shiny and it looks like no one has ever touched this because it's so new.
Look at how Jimbo's bangs move.
Jimbo's.
Looks like a really cool wig that she has like brushed or something or like,
just take it out of the bag for like a day and, I don't know, toss it around a little bit.
I just like that it looks like.
Yeah.
When it looked, everything just looks like too new.
I'm just like, hmm, it's just draggers.
It's a catalog for something.
Like, I want it to look a little messy, you know, a little fun.
It's unbelievable. I mean, like the, the proportion of the titty puffs, the shoulder puffs,
the like head puff and then like, you know, when you see it in the wide,
there was like dripping kind of like trailing pink puff wrist accents.
Wow.
Like, cacao.
This is the cacao.
That's the cacao for sure.
She looks like a pink poodle and I love it.
What about candy mues in this whipped, up-do, feathered, lilac fantasy?
Candy is another one who I don't think it's enough credit for her makeup.
I think that like,
No, she never does.
Cool little shit she does around her eyes is like, oh, he's very poppy and fun.
I just, oh, I love that I make up.
Unbelievable.
And again, I have the same problem with the wig.
It looks way too, like way too fresh, but it still fears.
It's gorgeous.
And I really like the look.
I'm going to chirp this as well.
It is such a chirp.
It is also like the hips and those little feather details and the way they're
ever so perfectly jutting out every which way is really shocking.
She's really shocking beauty.
She's so polished.
Now, hopefully she won't deliver us any bullshit like that alien look.
Was it Oscar who on this very podcast defended that alien look?
Yeah, let it never be forgotten.
That was one of the craziest things.
I remember I was driving in my car listening to you guys and I had to pull over.
She still she still defends it.
She still has the nerve and gall and audacity to defend it.
Oscar, if you're listening to this and honey, I know you are.
Honey.
Meet me in the parking lot after school because we are about to throw down over them.
Prison.
How bad that look is.
Bitch, meet me in the Glasgow parking lot because I'm about to take a shit all over you.
I think that's it.
That's in terms of these promo looks, these gals.
What do you need to say about these girls in this season before we say a deal?
Um, I'm excited.
You heard it here first, bitches.
I think it's a weird.
It's a weird mix, right?
It does sort of feel like they started casting an early out season and then they were like,
oh wait, we need some really gaga-trondra girls like Jimbo Heidi, Candy and Lala and maybe
like Darien.
But it is like half the cast is like people who got out first or second, which is
I hope going to be interesting, but I fear is going to be the first half of the season is like
all of them go home.
And then we get to the second half with like the girls we expect to be at the end, but
I always like this kind of style, like all star six style cast where it's like we get some fun
surprises.
So that's what I'm hoping for.
Same.
I like the surprises.
If I had to guess, if I had to hope for my top four, it would be Heidi, Candy, Jimbo,
and I guess to throw a wild card in there, I would say Jessica Wild.
But that would be what a dream of a top four.
Who's your dream top four?
Oh, I love that Jessica Wild throwing.
That's fun.
I didn't think of that.
I'm definitely like, to me, it's like this is Jimbo season.
Let's be real.
It feels like Jimbo all the way Heidi in the top four for sure.
I'm going to throw Alexis Michelle in there.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
I see that happening for her.
I really do.
She knows what she's doing.
And then honestly, James Mansfield.
Yeah.
I think that's fully possible.
God, I even want Lalaree to go far, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, you know what?
I'm taking, I think Lalaree and James Mansfield will end up close to the top.
I'm taking James out and putting Darien like in there.
I want Darien like in the top four.
Yeah.
We said almost everybody.
Look, it's a fun season and I'm here for these bitches,
rudemptions.
The ones that, not that all of them need it,
but the ones who want it go go bitch work.
I hope we see some girls become villains too.
Please, I need a little villainy.
I need a little, uh, country drag energy.
Please be awful.
Please be monsters.
Don't try to be sisters.
We don't need sisters.
There's enough girls in this drag family.
Mm.
I know that's right.
Tim, where can we support you?
You can support me at Fierce Drag Jules.
Shut the fuck up.
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I'm so excited about them.
Michael Henry and I are touring around.
We were playing Atlanta and San Francisco and London and I am also coming to Cleveland
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And then I'm taking my witches show, which is like a very dragged out.
Show where I am in all full green, like full on Wicked Witch of the West outfit.
And I'm doing like a Bo Burnham style, uh, hour of musical comedy when I'm doing standup and
original songs, uh, all about witches.
And it's going to be a guy.
I'm doing that at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in all of August.
And I'm so excited if you live in the UK or you're visiting the fringe.
Please come because I'm super, super pumped about it.
And then I'm taking that show on tour, um, to literally everywhere.
I'll be in Austin, Dallas, uh, Columbus, New York City, uh, Seattle, different places.
Different places.
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