S15 - Blame It On The Edit (w/ Mano Agapion & Oscar Montoya)

This is a headgum original. You're listening to the one and only RuPaul's Records. You can buy a gift of a U and I am so excited to be here today with my Judy. She does always blame it on the edit. That is a known effect. Like I literally don't know anyone who blames it more on the edit than this problematic diva. She is the Lux Noir London, always monologuing when no one asked her to. It's my Judy Oscar Montoya. She's looking. Literally all I said was that Manos Drag leans a little towards the generic side. And I mean, lies have not been said. I've been telling nothing but the truth. Yeah, you live for you. You live for your aesthetic. And I love that for you. I love that you're confident. I have no notes on your teacher makeover. It was. No, no, you made her look just like. You made her look man's field. Yeah. That is true. That is true. That is true. Oh my God. You know that meme of James Van's field doing the cheerleader tumble? Have you seen it? No, I haven't seen it. But listen, that tumble was not that bad. And we all know that that challenge is cursed. That challenge was cursed. It's so fucked. No, no, it wasn't even that it was bad. It wasn't that it was bad. It was just that it was like, it's just, I can't even explain it. It's a tumble that then goes into that bop that I can't explain with my mouth. And it's, I have to send it to you. You've really sent it to me. Please send it to me. Okay. Let me ask you this. It was the most cursed challenge in direct race history. I want to say shake square, but I bet there's a better answer than shake square. Yeah. That was pretty awful. That was pretty awful. Shake Square is pretty bad. And I'll also toss in there the Despieu words challenge is also just as chaotic and awful and also not fun to watch. I actually have one that I think beats both of these. Go ahead. I think the most cursed drag race challenge is All Stars 3, my best friends, bridesmaids, Aaron Brockovich. Oh my God. What was going on there? That is the worst written drag race challenge ever. I agree. I think that's cursed. And that's, there has been some badly written shit on drag race girl. And that is. I think that one was the worst. The cream of the crop, I think. I think so. But yeah, any time they try to like mash things up, it never works. I guess, breast world. I mean, breast world has some memorable performances. Yeah. I would say, that's just forgettable. It's not like curse. I think. Yeah. You're right. I think shake square is actually, I think that is cursed. That is an actual cursed piece of media. It is, it is literally, if you were to do the ring remake, that would be the clip that would be on the VHS and you would have seven days to live. Oh yeah. That'll, that'll kill you good fucking poor Morgan McMichael is trying to be a goose or a swan. Oh, walking like a chirping, like a squirking like a, no good. I don't even remember anything else. Oh God, it was so bad. So Oscar, you haven't been here in a while, which is everyone. So the restraining order is working. The restraining order is in full effect. Okay. Cute. And I've been coming outside. What I was doing was performing shut up and drive in Oscars front yard and he called the cops. I was performing both parts, both. Yes. And perform and you have to listeners, you have to keep in mind that he was performing it like Charlie hides was. Okay. Oh, because I was just mimicking. Give me nothing. No, listen, no Tatiana fantasy. I was pointing. I was pointing and then the kids off the lawn. And then driving with my hands. I don't know what more that's, I don't know this. That's what the song is about. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. And also your, didn't your rib cage get fractured or something? Yes. And also I had diarrhea. I also had diarrhea and also I'm, I'm a singer. I'm a singer. I'm a singer. And also that day, I think a ghost was on set. But really the bigger problem was probably that I have an allergy to cotton. And I think the cotton touched me. But really, I think the main thing was that like, I'm really religious and someone made a joke about God and it just threw me off. And also the gangs in Mexico were really acting up that day. And my mom was in Mexico. You don't live anywhere near Mexico. Yeah, but the gangs were acting up. And so like that's why I had to put on those black pants and the floral. Oh, you're, you're, you're that deep of an empath. I see. Yeah. Anyways, what do you think about season 15? We haven't spoken since episode two. This is what do you think about this season? Really? Have I talked at all in for season 15? You did. You did. We saw like the, we talked the talent show together. I don't remember that. Yeah. Well, you, you, you made it very clear you hated every second of it. No, I know. Never. Season 15. Oh, I meant talking to me. You hated talking to me. Oh, yeah. I didn't know. work for me. Yeah. This is a chore for me. And honestly, I just have to say, Mono would never have asked me to, um, guessed if y'all didn't demand it because I keep saying, Hey, Mono, when, why can I, when can I, when can I even start? Hey, Mono, can I, can I sit in on drag her like I love doing drag her. That's not true. That's not true. Very sophisticated. Actually not true. And you said more lies. You're not famous enough. She said, I'll get you, I'll get you on the podcast when I see a blue, blue check on Twitter. When you pay those eight dollars a month. Oh my God. You got your son, Lord and savior. You love us. And you, so you know what you said it again. This is you said it. And I quote, you are, um, this is fun. This is fun because you are just pulling some India fertilize out of your ass. Just think that never happened. That's why Mono don't like you. No more. I, uh, yes. Um, I, you live in that world. Diva live in that. Believe that. Have your moments that I'm back. Your moment. I'm back, back, back, back, back again with a lot of opinions and thoughts about season 15. Then say one, start. God say one. I love Lucy. Let's do. Just kidding. She was done dirty. She's what she done dirty. No, she was. Okay. Well, okay. I think what I think is that the show doesn't care about your talent. The show once the show doesn't, I mean, Lucy's talent and the show didn't care about her talent, which was quickly. Um, I think Lucy is. Oh, wait. Why are you stuttering though? Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are you stuttering? Huh? What's your talent? Quick. Tell me. And Lucy is saying, say it from your chassis, Mono. What's her talent? She can sing. Clearly. She can sing. She's ultra capable. She was great in the musical. Look, I did. I like her. No. But was she good? Yes. What? So you don't think she was good at being drag, at being drag? I don't know because whether or not it's the producers and meddling. I have no idea because in the talent show, we all talked about it. She saw it. Yeah. And listen, she's talking on Twitter and saying like I was. She literally is blaming it on the edit, which I think is very funny for them to do this final challenge, that song. But I don't know, bitch, you said the things that you said like that. I don't know. That's hard. That's hard for me to believe. You know what I mean? She just seemed like such a sore loser. She seemed like she had a very mono, a gapping, old maidenly type energy. And it was hard for me to just like blame it on the edit. She said that drag was meant to be worn on someone beautiful. And if that's the case, she should have put it back on the right. Someone lied to her several times and told her she could sing, she could bell. She could lip sync and harmonize. And I'm going to say this because I wasn't here for that episode, but my God, Selena S to these is was and continues to be robbed because she lip synced the shit out of Cape Bush running up that hill and Miss Miss Liduca. I mean, no disrespect to that lady, but what what what is she do to save her spot? Nothing. I said he said the damn thing. You're right. And what the hell? I don't know. I'm I'm still sore and I got to give it up for as titties because she's my she's my, you know, East LA sister, like Latinx representation. Like I love her so much. She brought something so fun to the show. Her package is such a love letter. Like no, and like listen, her looks. I loved her looks. They were crunchy as hell. We're just like, I love just crazy, but they were a lot that were awesome and I'm not going to lie, bitch. I'm not going to lie. That last look that she got sent home, I would wear the fuck out of that look. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, the red suit and the big red red suit with the face and the big red. I don't think that was wrong. I wouldn't wear that. No, you would wear that. I thought that was actually, I mean, was it like stunning? No, was it was it was it was it like drag? Yes, it's drag, you know. So I mean, like I'm here for it, but then again, it's a hard time believing you because you still stand up for candy muses alien look. And I to the day I died, bitch, which is to my happen right now, but that's fair. Let lightning strike me from the heaven above and I will say, Candy's good alien duty is a fierce fucking look. Lightning loose, baby. Lightning loose. Oh, she's a fan. Do you how do you feel about the let loose moment that the internet is having right now? Unsubscribe. I don't know. I'm logging off. I don't know. I'm going up. OK, so my tea. I will say I didn't. I so I was OK, we can't talk about this. I'm not supposed to talk about this, but like what? OK, so I was Rachel's plus one. I went to the finale last night. You dirty whore. I know I was Rachel's plus one. Did you have fun? Just say that. Yes. Absolutely. But it was also insane because it's a seven. You're there for seven hours of filming. Oh, yeah, girl. That's why I don't do it. Do you? Yeah. No, yeah, no, because I was invited to. OK, you sound. And I said, no, I was busy. I was busy. You know, you know, I'm in the process of moving. So my life, you know, my life is topsy turf. You know, I didn't see your name on the gas. Came back. I just came back from Japan. Oof. And, you know, I'm exhausted. And I said, Oscar, please, we need you. We need you. We love you. And I said, girls, honey, you're something a little desperate. Who asked you who at Wow, who asked you? Miss world. Honestly, it's insane that a queen hasn't been named world a wonder yet. Like, wouldn't she get on immediately? The only reason I brought that up was because Salinas look is going to blow it. It won the night period. Oh, OK. It was the best look of the night. OK. You heard it here first, folks. You anyway, it was a cute time. It was fun. It was insane. I'll tell you more. I'll tell you more. Of course. Off the pod. OK, bitch. Here we go, Lucy. But don't you think they I mean, Lucy did her. She was identical to her girl. I didn't like that, though. You didn't. It just didn't feel inspired enough. And her look was bad. Yeah, you didn't think it was bad. I don't know. Lucy definitely should have got home. Because everyone else turned it out. You know what I mean? I mean, I will say this is OK. Hot take. This is I think the best top four since season nine. Bitch, tell me why I literally said the same thing. I know because it's the truth. It is. And you know, there's been some top fours or in some saves that I'm like, no, this isn't good. Like there's at least one queen in the top four that I'm like, you could go. Mm hmm. Like, you know, good morning, good morning, good morning. You, you could choke. You know what I mean? Like it's very that. But this one, girl, I'm voting for all four of them, which is crazy. I know. That never happens. That never happens. There's used there's always one that I'm like, oh, God. Why do I change here? And in this episode in particular, I was just so blunt away by the talent of all four queens. Yeah. I was just like, they all deserve a spa. You know, because, you know, I would have been that. RuPaul's always psyching these bitches out. Second us out like, we know there's going to be a top four. Like, we know you're going to save all four. Like, one has. Can you believe mistress hasn't gotten her second win? Like that I really thought was going to happen in this season because she's been my favorite contestant in a way. She has. I think she's, I think she's divided. Well, you've been liking her from the very big, I don't listen to this podcast. So I don't know what your thoughts are. Fair. No one asked you to listen to it. I don't give a shit if you listen. That's okay. Okay. I don't. Okay. That's fine. I don't. I only listen to the ones that I'm in. That's sick. That's twisted and the ego maniacal. But what I want to say is that, yes, I love her. I know some people find her to be just kind of too cunty. Yeah. But I, she's truly, I think, like giving life to the Drag Race franchise that needed it so badly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I agree with you and I. Oh, that would hurt you, huh? That did. I had to take a minute. I had to talk to my lawyers for a second to see if I could agree with you. And they said, fine. But only one. We've been in touch with the lawyers. I think she's going to win. I don't know. Like I do think that she, I mean, here's the thing. Sasha Colby is untouchable. I'm torn. It's either we all know it's we all girl, girl. We all know it's between Sasha Colby and Mistress. Like I love any. You think? And she's actually my favorite. But I just don't think she's going to win. Lux is really good, but she's not at that level just yet. Yeah. It's really interesting at this point what they're going to do. Like, are they going to judge Fairly or is Rue just going to pick who she wants? Do you know what I'm saying? Oh my God. This is girl. Are we in sync right now? Because. Yeah. This is crazy. Are you Chris Kirkpatrick and I'm Joey Fatone because we in sync, babe. The fact that those are the two you went to is so gross. Let's be real girl. We're not no just a Timberlake or JC. We're not even the last bass. Okay. Oh no. Unfortunately. Hell no. No, which but that does mean. Oh my God. That means because we're not even in a mood. We're not even in off the line. We couldn't even make it. Well, I mean, Joe Fatone was honey. I mean, oh, he is and my big fat Greek wedding. I'm playing a person. How did you feel? How did you feel about that? Italian American playing Greek. Awful. He played he played straight Italian American playing gay Greek. He played a gay person. In part two, they make him gay. Oh, yeah. Okay. I need to watch that because you know I love him today. Yeah. If you'll really fucking nut when you see gay, Joey Fatone, I'm so mad that you love Joey Fatone. I love Joey Fatone. I think he's so sexy. Well, I hope he puts his. And a couple of you guys will agree with me. Sound off in the comments if you think Joey Fatone can get it. Yeah. I want Joey Fatone to put his fat one in your asshole. And you know it's fat too. Oh my God. You know, he got a fat busy. Busy. Okay. Wait, what else? I agree. These top four is insanely great. I agree. Mistress is unbelievable. I think she deserved a second win somewhere in there. My question is this though. What? Who do they want for all stars? Will Sasha Cole be agreed to do it all stars? I don't think so. I think Sasha could win this season because she's a one and done bitch. You know what I mean? And I do think she does deserve the win. Her track record is impeccable. One of the best track records of any contestant on drag race. Yeah. And now with four wins though, four wins sometimes is cursed. Sometimes four wins is cursed. Wait, has anyone won from a four win? I think someone did. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. So Shay, I don't think so. Gigi cursed. Maybe Jada de Jada. No, I don't think Jada got for one. Someone has. Who broke the curse? Sharon Needles, unfortunately, I think one with four wins. Well, girl, the curse lived on beyond the show, girl. Maybe she started the curse. But there's someone I'm forgetting. Sorry. Maybe Simone. Maybe Simone. Maybe Simone. Wait a second. Yeah, maybe Simone. She won four. Did she win four? Come on. Come on. Tell us murder. Come on, A.C.D. detectives. Let us know. Come on. She already done murdered hers is let us know. But I agree. Sasha is just so undeniable. I mean, I don't know how they're not going to crown her. I don't know how they're not going to crown her. But RuPaul is obsessed with mistress. Anna Neetra. I think she's more obsessed with mistress than she is with Meetra. Okay. Interesting. I think, and listen, listen, there, as we all know, there has been, there have been a couple of big girls that should have won their seasons that just didn't. The big girl reveal wins. Right. But not really. Right. Right. I don't know if Yurica should have won that season. I think Littries for Yael. I would have been into your week winning. I think Littries would have been great. GINJERMANN should have won season seven. Oh, GINJERMANN. Perfertial. GINJERMANN could have won both All-Star six or season seven. Controversial. Controversial. Yeah, you're wrong for All-Star six. But definitely season seven. GINJERMANN. Definitely season seven. Should have won season seven. Like, she won the season period and they said no. Yeah, absolutely. And I don't know if that's like just RuPaul. I don't know what her, I don't know what RuPaul's relationship is with the plus size community. But I have a feeling. Or this is all stipulation that maybe RuPaul isn't crazy about the big girls. You know what I mean? Yeah. Except for mistress. And I feel like it's time for a plus size winner. It's been time like US needs to catch up to international drag races because they're head of the curve in that department. Yeah. And I think mistress is the queen to give it to the children. However, Sasha Colby's on season 15. Yeah, that's the problem. That's the problem. I think- That's the problem. I'm not even joking when I say any of these girls could win. Like I've been harsher on Luxe, but- Luxe could win. I don't know if I'd be happy about Luxe winning. I wouldn't be happy. Okay, I don't think she stands a chance with the other three unfortunately. But the bitch is bad. Like the bitch. Oh, of course. And in this young and she's already eating. And I feel like this episode, she kind of shat all over everyone. Well, honestly, I will say I think Luxe was robbed this episode. Wait, I want to hear more about that, but first- Oh my God, right in my ear? Right in front of your salad? I feel like taking a break. This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Hey, Divas, I know that my mental wellness is a constant gal-lation ship. Like, I- girl, it's like there's the good me and the not is good me. There's literally like mono and then there's like Emmanuel. It's like mono is like the pure child in me. And Emmanuel is my legal name and also the representation of everything that tries to stop me from being a sickening diva of ultimate kuntosity. Sorry for cussing, but I just wanted to be real with you guys. BetterHelp makes my life better by being my most authentic self. And I just can't tell you the things that I've discovered with the help of a licensed professional therapist from BetterHelp. I have discovered things that I was hiding for myself. 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Here's what I'll say though. It's like, I mean, I haven't done it in a minute, but sometimes people say some corny s shit that will just make me laugh. That's bad. And I think it gets in people's heads and then they feel really bad. But it's like, I don't know. Have you had sex with an improviser? Because I've never done that. And I was always like, what is that? Does that open it up to be like, look, we both do improv. Can we go there? Because I've never. I think. Okay. So the thing about me when it comes to love making or sexual intercourse is that I can get I'm a silly bitch. I'm silly, like sexist silly. I laugh like it's work. What the hell are these dinglings a dingling where that dingling go? Like it's just silly. And if people aren't on my live about the silliness, then I'm just like, oh, this is I don't I don't like this. Like playful silly. Like play. Like it's hot or whatever, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Overall, it's like, what the fuck are we actually doing? Let's just take a minute here and like assess the situation. I think so. But some people will take it so fucking serious and they like really go all the way off. Yeah. And sometimes they'll say something that I'm like, that was stupid. Like acknowledge how stupid that sounds. Have you been called anyone's son? Has anyone tried to call you their son? Son? Yes. When I was younger, obviously. But you know, I've been called a lot of. Copies. Oh, you get copies. You know what I mean? A lot of that fantasy. I've been. I just this will not shock you that I've been called poppy as well. Of course you have, of course. I mean, especially in college where I feel like, I mean, the we weren't we weren't having the conversation of like, no one was having the conversation. No, because Greek is basically Hispanic. Yeah, they don't care. Middle Eastern is Hispanic to them. Exactly. But truly, but then again, if you're sleeping with someone who's Latinx or latin a identifying, they should be a lot allowed to call me poppy, right? I think it's a. I think again, it's about consent, right? So like, it's nobody should be calling me poppy. First of all, I hate when people call me. I don't think I hate it. I don't like it. It's weird to me. Mm hmm. You know what I mean? I just don't like it. That will make me laugh. I will laugh. And bitch, I'm going to laugh at you. Right. Don't call me that. But maybe I guess I think it's that conversation. I'm like, can I kill you poppy or it's like, I'm going to try it and I'm going to laugh. And if you can laugh with me, okay, let's keep moving. But if you're not, if you get all like, oh, I'm trying to be serious here, I'm like, bitch, what the fuck? We're rubbing dicks together. What serious about that? I agree. I agree. There had to be playful. It has to be playful. But that, and you can quote us on that. And that's and that's first. That's drag her merch. That's drag her merch. Where are you saying something about Sasha Colby or something before that I want you to talk more about? These fears. Before the break, mistress. You were making a great point. No, I think mistress is the winner of season 15. Interesting. So with Colby is the only obstacle in her way. Yeah. I'd be curious to see her. I think she's the winner of season 15. I think she's the winner. Interesting. I think she's the only obstacle in her way. Yeah. I'd be curious to see. I mean, we know that there is a finale, obviously I know more, but we all know that there's a finale and we'll be curious to see like if they what they what they're doing at the finale and how that's being judged. Right. Exactly. Are they going to do a lip sync finale thing that they always do? Is it going to be different? Will they be doing their own performances? Who knows? But I will say that like Sasha Colby has been untouchable this whole season and continues to do so. She's never flocked ever. Yeah. No, she's never flocked. She's never flocked. She's so relaxed, but it, you know, obviously it's Bianca vibes and I don't think that's a bad thing for her. Right. She's just above them all. She really is. She's just above them. And she's got a great story. She's like a human being. You know what I mean? No ego. No, she's honestly she, she's, she's the rightful winner. There's just, I don't think there's another way. Again, I could be wrong, but I just don't see. I don't see it. I'm going to get out of this without crowning Sasha. Right. Sasha is a rifle, but RuPaul I think likes mistress more than Sasha. You think, I mean, look, mistress is the personality. Mistress is. 100%. She made the season so fun. Really without mistress that, look, I mean, it's great to watch Sasha slay and she is kind of delightful and funny, but this season without mistress would have been. It wouldn't be a season at all. It wouldn't be a season. It would not be a season at all. It would be a talent show. Exactly. What did you think about our tic-tac moments? And do you think the tic-tac lunch is done? Do you think we still need, uh-huh? Yes. My eyes roll a little every time they say tic-tac lunch. And it's like not the joke has been so, and I'm going to say it quite literally removed from the formula that it's like they'll just tack in a little. Oh, wow. They'll tack in a little bit of that like, oh, would you like a tic-tac? It's 15 years old. Which so is this bit? Let's move on. Let's find something else. Yeah. I mean, again, I do like when we occasionally get a new nugget, like in Sasha's package, where we're getting actual education about Mahu and how like her father left her land and like things like that. Like I'm like, okay, these moments work for me. But like a nitrous unfortunately was pretty, pretty dry, pretty basic. Yeah. I mean, listen. It's pretty dry. It's like kind of like your vagina. I just had to get that in there. Compared to Sasha's story. So stupid. So stupid. Compared to Sasha's story, everyone's pales in comparison. You know what I mean? Like her dad committed suicide at 80 years old. Yeah. Jesus. Jesus. And her mom refuses to have a relationship with her. Like, huh? Yeah. So we're talking storyline. Um, hello, Sasha wins by five miles. Now, this is when Miss Michelle Vesej says that this, the Marsha and a neutral lip sync is her favorite lip sync of all time. What are your opinions on that? The best. Ooh. Okay. Tell me what your favorite lip sync of all time is. It is so crazy. Right. But it's the first one that came to my mind was Evie versus Brooklyn Heights. Ah, yes. Like, absolutely, absolutely. Really iconic lip sync. What's your favorite lip sync of all time? Gun to head. It would be this will be Natalie Cole. Oh, with Dita Ritz and the princess. Uh huh. Cool. You think the princess should have won. Princess is rock. Honestly, princess for all stars. I would love to see princess again. Yeah. She's a very talented drag performer. Yeah. Truly. Wait, wait, wait a second. One second. Well, second, I would say, but you know what? It's so funny because it's all all of my favorite lip syncs are pretty one-sided. The other one is Littree Soriel, natural woman. You make me feel. That was pretty iconic. But if we're talking about like both to like, I would say Marsha and a nittress is up there. It's up there. Evie and Brooklyn. I mean, I still watch to this day. Like, I don't get sick of that lip sync at all. Oh. So good. I would say Lagansha and TKB physical is up there. Amazing. Um, oh, honestly, Sasha and a nittra, that monster song that I didn't care until that was showed up. We've got to put the Sasha Velores roses. Oh, yes, absolutely. I mean, that was that changed the franchise. Absolutely. Better and worse. Uh, yep. You're right. You're right. And then we got into the reveal of it all. Mm hmm. It's just become the norm. I, um, yeah. Oh, and let's not forget Kennedy Davenport doing fancy on All Stars 5. Girl. Girl. You're not gagging. Maybe from the smell. So, whatever, the tic-tac moments. Again, mistress is amazing. Why is there a person? A group of house drag race tic-tac. I don't know. Like they, they hate money. There's a fucking build a bear and there's no tic-tac. They should do it. Like, know your brand, RuPaul. I mean, they probably can't make enough money from the licensing. Like, oh, wow. Yeah. Who's consuming tic-tac? Who's the tic-tac? Who is a tic-tac market? Either tic-tac doesn't want to do it. Uh, but then again, well, at this point, they can't. You saying they're humble phobe? What? You saying tic-tac, some of phobe? Ooh. They fucking pulled the drag queen campaign for no reason. No reason. And I hate full. And I hate full. And Lux went to the Cecily Tyson School for Performing Arts. Aborable. Oh, yeah, that's cute. What do you have to say about this classic choreo montage where T mistress is the only one struggling? I know. Well, and Eitra struggled a little bit. Yeah. But she got her shit together. She got her pussy snatched right away. She did. She did. I do love mistress for saying it's this costume. That's the shit you would say. That's the shit you would say. What would I ever said that? No, that's some shit I would say. Exactly. That's the thing you have said. I would be like, ooh, these heels are so tall. That's why I'm walking like a cow. You're like, ooh, these heels. I don't like bitch, they're kidding heels. Ooh, these heels. Like baby, they're barely platforms. Ooh, these heels. Speaking of, I mean, I gotta say, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, baby, before I forget, we have a show coming up. Ooh. I would normally want to, I mean, there might be day of tickets. But I'm so excited that our bad drag show that happening on April 21st is sold out. And over the moon. So if any of y'all are coming, like, thank you, we love you. We love you. If you live in the LA area and you have not seen us perform drag live, because listen, we just don't talk the talk. Well, we attempt to walk the walk. Yeah, we, you know, Anitra walks her fucking duck. We are the ducks. And we are those fucking ducks just on stage with low energy. Yeah. But we're so excited. Bend of the Cram is our special guest judge. I mean, what the hell? That's so crazy. It's insane. She's a fan of the show. Like, that's so crazy. It's insane. She's a fan of us. That's so crazy. Like, it's wild. It's really fucking crazy times. There'll be tickets day of people always drop here and there. That's true. People always drop. And we're crowning America's next crunchiest drag queen. It's good. This is a good crop of performers. I'm very excited. Isn't it an amazing group of performers. It's like season 15 level. It really is. Like, I keep waiting to get let down and... And we're the ones letting ourselves down. We're the one letting them down and judging these girls. So we're back in. Anything to say before we see this music video, blame it on the edit. You know, I will say that Lux talks about like every outfit is like very selected and stuff like that. But I've seen her with a House of Love Cocktail sweatshirt for what? Four or five episodes already. Oh. Oh. I think that's her makeup sweater, sugar. That's her makeup dress. Just like Roxie Andrews' makeup dress. Her mumu? Her mumu. Oh, you can't take me? That is funny. I did not clock that. Okay. Okay. So who would be on all stars? Really all of these girls would be on all stars. They really could. Who are they going to ask first though? I would probably say mistress because, I mean, when you have a contestant doing your job as story editor, like mistress. She's really taking care of the editor for sure. Oh my God. Just making everyone's lives easier. And I think it would be fun to see her interacting with quote unquote more established queens. Yeah. I don't think she wouldn't bow down. She wouldn't like back off, which we all want to see. Yes, absolutely. Yes. She doesn't win. She doesn't win. Mistress will definitely be the first I will call if I want it all stars person from 15. I agree. And I think the rest of the girls. I mean, I look, I want to see them all on there, but I agree with you that Sasha, she doesn't have time for all stars. I don't see it. No, because you know, here's the thing. It's like after the show, you know, her booking fee is like off the wall. Like she does, she will never ought to be honest. She will never need all stars. She will never need all stars. She will never need all stars. I think she will. I think she'll like become one of those like one of the fashionista queens. I kind of see her as like, you know, like the house of Avalon girls and kind of, you know, any of those girls in Violet and got make like kind of finding their way into like that fashion world. Like I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, Sasha though, is that she's a she's a show girl. I could see her. Honestly, this is this is what I see her doing. I see her having a residency in Vegas, her own residency in Vegas. And not part of the some RuPaul review show. Mm. No disrespect, of course, but yeah, T. No, I mean, right. I could see her really like doing the so, sashikal be experienced like in Vegas. Yeah, I mean, we would, we would gag, but I, we would. I just see that for her. I see that for her. And to be the first trans winner of a regular season girl. It's so needed. Mm hmm. And I hope it's like it kind of starts to bridge the gap between like pageant, the pageant world and the drag race. That's true. Yeah. Because the whole narrative this season has been like pageant is not the same as TikTok or whatever. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Absolutely. But honestly, honestly, here's what I'll say. This is my how take y'all ready. Mm. It's called me. I think the social media queen storyline is so similar to the pageant queen storyline from earlier seasons. Yes. I think the pageant queen storyline of like, oh, you're a pageant girl is done. Like no one cares about that anymore. Everyone is like, oh, so you're a social media girl. Like that's sort of the cringe moment right now. And they've always been really early to go home. All these social media girls with like a billion followers are always the first to go because they don't know what it's like to perform, you know? Right. It's the same way that like pageant girls were treated in like season six, seven, etc, etc, you know? So it's that weird thing of like history repeating itself, but also mutating at the same time. Yes. I think we're going back into like, oh, pageants are kind of great because in the last couple of seasons, a bunch of pageant girls. And pageant girls have done really, really well in the competition. I would be curious to think to hear what like a young person younger than us thinks because I think it probably it makes sense. Someone's younger than us. Who? Madam LaQueer. Yeah, by by two months. No, I be curious to hear what they say because I wonder obviously like, I think it's like WOWS, this like I said it before, but this season feels like a condemnation of social media. Yes, absolutely. I'm just trying. By WOWS design. Is it by the show's design? Well, I mean, the proof is in the put of babe. Look at our social media girls. Yeah. No, I'm, I agree with you. The girls just because you had a viral video doesn't mean you know how to walk that fucking duck. That part. And I wonder if this means their needs like do they need to now, does there need to be a drag show that is just for the TikTok queens? That'd be fun to see like drag bootcamp take girls that look pretty, but make them actually like showgirls. Yeah. I would watch, I would watch Sasha Colby host that show. There should be a vice versa. Like it should be like like like a, the young queens helping old bitch with their, their media presence and vice versa. Like a exchange program or something. Yes. Drag race exchange. I'm here for it hosted by Monet exchange. Come on. It just writes itself. It just writes itself. Thanks Monet. Thanks Monet. Thanks Monet. You told me. You told me. She will be your show host. You were all, you were supposed to sit, you were supposed to be seated next to her at the finale. You told me? Yeah. In front of her actually. In front of her. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. So, but I said I can't do that to a winner. I can't do that to an all star winner. I can't do that. And then I said, I sent her a message. I was like, Hey Monet, just so you know, world is trying it again, girl. Hello, hello, hello, well. I just, because I respect you and I love you so much and I'm going to soak up her forehead in the bath so you can go and get you. And then she blocked me and so, but that's okay. That's okay. That's a love language. Our little love language. So I did it for her. I really did it for the guy. That is night. That is sweet of you. That was sweet of you. I made it. I made it. I made a fool of myself. What'd you say, girl? I, well, I, I, I don't think the joke landed, but I went right up to Ross Matthews and told him to eat my ass faggot. And I don't think he liked it. Well, because he thought you were silliness to these. He said, I thought we buried the hedge. Okay, we're going to chirp and burp this runway, but first, I feel like taking a break. Oscar, never. Ooh, do you enjoy life on the wild side? Are you ready to take pride wherever you travel? Are you ready to take pride to a place you haven't been before? Well, that's why I must recommend. I must do it. I must do it. I must recommend Proven's Town. It is the queer nirvana you didn't know you needed. You probably have already been, but if you haven't, what are you doing? Turn this podcast off. Get on a plane. Drive it right to Proven's Town because P-Town is the trip you need to go on. Whether you're queer or not, P-Town has so many adventures that are like fun. They have like theme weeks for every kind of LGBTQI plus person, including pride. Social slash bear week and family week. Oh yeah, not to mention carnival and trans week. It is going to be the most fun you've ever had. 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Is fish done? I know he talked about it. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. The Levictory here. Oh. The Levictory here. Oh my God. The Victoria is gone. Okay. She's, I'm home. The Levictory is single now. Oh, wait. What? Girl. What? Girl. No, I'm serious. What are you saying? Girl, are you serious? No, I am serious. You called off the engagement, bitch. Oh my God. I can't believe this is the first time you're hearing it. I am actually a gape. You're kidding. It was all, she posted a thing on Twitter being like, just so you know, stop wishing me congratulations on my engagement. I am not, we're not together anymore. Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, it's not the. Eek. Proposing on a TV show is not the TV. I mean, it was beautiful. Listen, it's still beautiful, but. I mean, look, I, okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just being a cunt, but like, I think it's kind of, I don't know if I would, I wouldn't want my significant other to propose to me via a television show. I don't think. That sounds crazy. You would, it seems like you'd love that. Why? Why? Cause why you think I love attention? I think you think I want attention. Get this everybody. Oscar thinks I want attention. Mano, a gapean not wanting attention. I could not believe it. Fuck. I didn't know that damn. Okay. Bye. Bye. Okay. We're going to chirping burpees. Look, you know the shit. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I'm just a little bit like a bitch. I don't ask. Yeah. Oh, baby. I don't. I've been reaching out to your assistant every week, every week. So, Anitra's look. I mean, look, it's royal. It's giving Queen Amidala a bit. Yes. It's also giving like old school showgirl Vegas look too. Yeah. It's gorgeous. Her face is gorgeous. Her signature. Makeup stripe. Ten out of ten. The wig. I love the wig. These wigs are always for me, but this one is unbelievable. That's cool. I kind of don't like these like weird cresstation ass wigs. Like I don't really like them. Right. It looks good on Anitra with this look. The Baccrusted helmet. You don't always live. No, I actually hate it. And that's all thanks to Blue Hydrangea girl. She killed that shit for me. Sorry. And I'm in a good way. Damn. Did I lie? Dude, I lie. It's a UK versus the world. No. It's blue. Am I a rue? No. That's my favorite. That's not a girl. That's not the girl. That's not the girl. You're my favorite customer. Okay. This is a chirp. You're going to cacao it, huh? Yes. Wow. I'll chirp it. I think it's great. But not a cacao. Not a cacao yet. I don't know. Okay. Cute. Lux Noir London. A cacao. A white gown, wedding royalty. Gorgeous braids. It has like an 80s look to it, which is so different from Lux's normal aesthetic. And that's what's so shocking to me. This is a damn surprise. I agree. I'm the lap of the race. She gives us something brand new and I live. I agree. It's amazing. It's gorgeous. And like you're saying 90s, the hair reminds me of that coming to America moment with that gorgeous girl who's hopping on one foot. That's an 80s movie. Let me fact check it. Let me fact check it so I can yell at you. Oh my God. Why are you coming for the queen when you know she's right? What year, bitch? What year? Don't try to lie to me because you're screen sharing right now. I see a one and nine eight eight. What year is that? Have your moment. Have your moment. Have your moment. Have your moment. Okay. Sorry. No, no, you're not. You keep. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I like you speak. I like you speak. I like you speak. Now it's my turn. Okay. You will speak when I'm done. You will speak when I'm done. Go ahead. What you got to say? Embarrassing so far. Don't pretend like the 80s and 90s aren't right next to each other. And don't pretend like 1988 isn't round doesn't round up to 1990 real easily. Okay. Whatever makes you go to sleep at night, girl. Yeah, bitch. Have your. Whatever you need because it's over. Okay, girl. Take your. See, you're the girl. See, this is the exact. You're exactly. You're exactly. You're the same bitch. This is the same bitch I saw on minx and I didn't like on TV. Watch me on stars by the way. Ooh, when is it dropped? I know it's season one. It's season one is dropped. But when it's even two. Girl, I don't know. Summer, I think. Fuck, she doesn't even know when her own show comes out. Summer 2023. It's in an email somewhere. I don't know. Sajakole be giving. Yeah, this, I think is a cacao for me. Thank you. Unbelievable. Gorgeous. Very Hawaiian. Yeah. But also futuristic. But also pageant-y. But it has it all. It's all of drag mixed together. Has it all. I mean, sequined in every, sometimes when there's that many sequins, it's almost like monotonous. But obviously, there's stems, there's stems. Stones. Oh my God. I literally said, Jones and stems. They're so stupid, y'all. I'm fucking dumb. This is super bitch. This is super bitch. This is, I am, I am dumber than the average bear. I, I. You're, you're dumber than sugar and spice combined, dude. Can you believe we're bears now? Oh, wait. Why? Where did this come from? We're old. We're bears now. What does that even mean? Where old? I, we can't. Do you really think you're a cub? What's your definition of bear? Do you think you're a cub? What's your definition of bear? Harry fucking bastard. Harry. Harry. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, Webster. I mean, I don't know. I guess I was a cub. Am I a bear? I don't know what that means. Is it a stature make us a cub? You tell us what we are. Can you please tell me what I am? I've never known what I am. You tell us what we are. Because I had someone come up to me the other day and be like, I don't know what the fuck to categorize you at. And I was like, I think I know. But he was like, no, you're not. He said he was like, no, you're not. He said he was like, no, you're not. He said he was like, no, you're not. I think I know. But he was like, no, you're not. He said he was like, you're like a bear, but you're also nice. And I was like, what? Bears are mean. I didn't know bears are mean. I don't know that if that was a thing. I don't know. But it was very funny to me. I was like, what? What? Okay. What? Tell me more. Wait, what did you, what did you say you are? Twink. I said, you think you're a little twink. Get my phyme, I'm phyme. Twink. In what universe? No, I was like, I was like, I think I'm a bear. And he was like, no, and I was like, what in the world are you talking? It's like, yeah, you're like a bear, but you're nice. No. Okay. Well, my drag. Okay. Fuck. Look, Sasha is perfect. I don't know how she's suspending those bracelets. I bet they're glued to her arm. Probably. It's just perfect. This is her season period. I hope so. God, it would be such a travesty if she didn't win. Oh my gosh. I think it's too crazy for her not to win. Yeah. Fortunately. Okay. What do you think about Meastries? Oh my God. The marsupalomie of it all. Oh my God. I live. I live. This is drag. Rocco's modern cunt. I am here for this, this foreign animal. Yeah. It is classic pageant, but I mean, the beating is insane. The cheetah-ish miss is insane. It's so, she looks great. She looks amazing. She looks great while staying true to her brand. This is pageant, the house down, but giving us with a little twist though. Yeah. This pageant with a twist. Her gorgeous hair really blended perfectly into that up-do. Okay, Chad. It's a chirp. It's a chirp. This is a cacao. Wow. And they all really killed it. They killed it. They are amazing. It's hard. I mean, it's hard. How do you pick? This is the, they all killed. Oh my God. Can we talk about this music video? Yeah. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. There's a deliberate scream reference. I need deliberate scream. The Jackson family is like, I'm about to sue RuPaul's ass. It is just stolen. It's just, it's like just stolen. Literally. Yeah. It's literally the scream video. It's so crazy. Isn't that funny that like what? Almost 35 years later, we still can't think of a better idea. Truly, honestly. But this is your vibe, bitch. This is basically a factory that makes nothing. In space no less. You know I come. Tell me what you think about- I thought it was great. All, all of the verses slayed for me. Okay. I had some critiques. Like I thought a nitro's could have been better. You thought she or her rapping was too slow? Yeah. I don't think slow was the way to go. Interesting. I disagree. I thought for her it worked. And I like that she went first. It's like a nice slow intro to then ramp up to mistresses like verse, which I thought was cute. Fair enough. Yeah. I mean, I will say though the best verse was it. Let's say it at the count of three. Oh, okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Sasha Colby. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is fair actually. Actually you're right because Lux sang and then hit us with a hard, quick rap. I mean, the versatility. I actually think you're right. I'm wrong. Lux's was better. And again, like also I'm going to choose Lux because she surprised me because I didn't think- first of all, I didn't think she could sing. Like, I don't know why. I don't think she sang the more on the show. Not that I remember hearing. But she could really fucking sing and she could rap and she could, the Viscuit do it all. I'm mad at her. You're right. You're right. You're actually right. Lux's verse, the best. Sasha's look and appearance. Absolutely. Yes. She wins in the Lux department, but I think the verse, if I were to hear it, I would want to hear Lux over and over and over. And just like the lyrics, I'm like excited by, I was excited by the idea of the lyrics. And the consonants and the way it all came out. The sound of it. The ora me yor yavit's all. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait. What is the thing she kept saying wrong every single time? Oh, yeah. What was it? Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh. A whole is a goal. Oh, any hole is goal. Yeah, any hole is goal. Any hole is goal. What the fuck? Yeah. Should we say? Okay, we don't have time to say these. Should we say these verses out loud? We don't have to say. No, girl. What have you ever done that? I don't know. I'm trying to shut out. Fuck. Let me feel my. No, I won't. Any other polite guest who's going to be nice to you is going to let you have your own stuff. Some people know how to behave. Some people know how to behave. You know what I don't cast. This is my house too. It's my house. No. I'm going to do a wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. This is my house too, bitch. Squatters right. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Squatters right. Fair enough. Fair enough, bitch. Everyone loves it when you squat. And I ain't talking about that. I'm going to talk about that ass. I'm going to talk about that ass. We brought to you by Squatty Potty. So I mean, Sasha, I did. I mean, other look. The alien look. And the barbed wire look. Amazing. Holy shit. Amazing. Unbelievable. Donening. The girl is flawless. She's flawless. Her lyrics a bit generic, but like the way she delivered it. Unbelievable. She also did something different too. Like she just knew how to work the camera differently. My favorite part of reverse was the ow. Like at the end. I was like, that I'm here for. She's cute. She's unbelievable. She truly looks like an alien in like this unbelievable. In the best way. Yep. And then mistress. I think I liked her verse a lot too. I love it. I love it for me. Again. I'm getting the verses. I'm confused where that's done. Luxe, mistress, Sasha, Anitra. Gotcha. Okay. I do think mistress like had funny references, funny moments, cuttiness. And she sold it. She sold it. And she did her like titty bounce thing that I truly was waiting for. And then floating was funny. Oh, okay. If I had the technical capacity to do this, I would, I would get a, a, a GIF of mistress falling down. It is giving kimchi. It's giving kimchi in the realness. I was like, Sasha is posing an articulating every limb. Yeah. There you go. And then. Meanwhile, mistress looks like a child. Like you know what I'm saying? It's like very child. It's very that. It's very that. It's very that. We get someone make that a gif and please send it to me. Aussie Mo on Twitter. Please, please, please, please. It would make my life. Yeah. We need it. So funny to me. Oh, it was amazing. It was a great music video. They all so unpress. I was so impressed. And the budget. Yeah. This ain't no glamas on season four music video. I mean, making of the video. This is MTV money now. Like this. Yeah, that felt real. Exactly. It was cute. So what do you want to do you want to say anything about the talking to your farmer self? Crying boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. I really loved Lux's. Uh huh. Little chat. I loved it when she said girls like that look like you don't make it very far girls where you come. Like that really resonated with me. I thought that was really I thought I just think that Lux. She's like both delusional and self aware. That and that is what being a star is that I mean that there's no way you'll make it entertainment if you're not both. Exactly. Yeah. So, again, she's giving me that Alyssa Edwards thing that I need, which is that delusional ness with like a lot of heart too. That's nice. I've been comparing her to Alaska. I think she's very similar to Alaska, honestly. Because she's cookie crazy, but also down to earth, but also knows she needs to be her biggest fan if she's going to get through this. Mm hmm. I live. Yeah. All of them made me cry. Girl, that's honestly, can I just say real quick? You know, I hate your guts and I would never praise you for anything. But you just said something that really touched my spirit. You said what was it that you said? What the fuck? What the fuck? Can we end this cursed podcast? I can't wait till she sends you home. I can't wait till she sends you home. No, no, no, no, no. You said you said you have to believe in yourself. What was it that you said? Something like you have to believe in yourself. No, girl. You said the wrong. No. Oh, girl, I lost it. So you like what I said, but you don't really remember what I said. That liquid, what you said and I thought it was something you know. Which I'm an improviser. I don't know what I said. I mean, same. I don't. Whatever it is, y'all can rewind it. Hit the rewind button. Listen to what Mano said again, because that shit was so beautiful. Truly. You have to choose. And I'm not. This is not a joke. I ain't joking, bitch. That was actually truly beautiful. Thank you for saying that, Mano. Wow. Thank you. I am caught off guard. I am. I don't know what to do with some, someone like you saying something nice to me. Ah. It never happened. So it never happens. So yeah, these are all really beautiful moments. I love all four of these divas. And unfortunately, we do have a bottom two with a nitra and. I know. And they did do the worst, but. They did. What are we doing here? Why are you making them do more work? Well, we know all four are going to the final. Like the end of what I think I knew. But I mean, it felt that way. I was like, are they really? Oh yeah. When it was a nitra and mistress, I was like, oh, no one's going home. Exactly. It's Lux was there. That might. That part, that part, that part. That unfortunately. But I love that the editor was giving the, I mean, the editors also were trying to make her look annoying and Lux, they were trying to make Lux look annoying in this episode. Yeah. Over confident. Yeah. So she delivered. She delivered. She was amazing. She delivered. When what did you think of the Kelly Rowland? Honestly, Lux should have won this episode. And that's T. I'm not, I don't, I think I might agree with Lux should have won this episode. No, she no shade, no pink lemonade, honey. She did fantastic. I think you make a good point. I'm just saying. We and also like, I'm just nervous because she got four wins. That makes me nervous. Give Lux another win. Yeah. She can take her three wins and then take it all the way. Her fourth win could be her final crowning achievement, but yeah, giving her four wins feels suspicious. It is, it is, it's scary. It's scary. I'm scared. Scary number. Raise your hand if you're scared. I also think it's weird because it's like, I also think it's weird because it's like, okay, here's a weird thing. I was wondering if the other remaining girls feel a sense of relief that Sasha's winning this season and I can just relax now. Oh, interesting. Yeah. I would think it beats Sasha. I don't know. Maybe Lux because she's so confident. I don't know if even she thinks she could. You know what I mean? No. He's coming as she is. So what do you think of this win love takes over lip sync? I thought it was good. I was surprised. I liked it. They both were giving us two different kinds of performances and I was looking for both of them. Yeah. If you had to send one girl home, who would you be? Who would you send home? Oh, let's say it at the same time. Oh, God. Okay. Who I thought lost this lip sync. Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. Anitra. Oh, see, that's why both needs to say. Another one is a so what did you, did you just, you just preferred mistress's performance? I was, I thought she was fully committed and she was giving me face. Uh-huh. And I think Anitra took off, she did that reveal, gorgeous reveal, but did nothing with that reveal. Mm-hmm. So I was like, okay, well, I don't know. My eyes are still on mistress the whole time. Yeah. It's. But I'm glad that neither went. I would have been sad if either would have gone home. I would have been crushed. Really? And even luck too. I would have been like, this is stupid. Yeah. This is stupid. And girl, when have we ever felt that way? I know. This is honestly, this is, this is why you brought me, because you thought this was going to be a filler episode. Um, but typically the second of my episodes are usually filler episodes where it's like, right, it kind of doesn't matter. They're all going to go through. Right. And technically it didn't matter this time, but they all proved why they're the top four this episode. It's a little fun. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was a gag. It was a nice time to see these superstars. We won't see a top four this, this amazing for a while. Um, it's just science. It's just science. Yeah. Not until Sugar and Spice come back to all stars. Oh my God. I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. I know. I can't wait either. Okay. One, okay. I am going to say this. I don't care. I'm going to give away this thing. There's a moment where all the queens are on stage and they're supposed to be at the finale and they're supposed to be lip syncing to like a song that's playing and sugar and spice where the only ones not lip syncing. L, O, L, that's truly on brand. So funny. I couldn't stop laughing. Where are you sitting? I think we're going to see you in the episode. Probably. I don't know though. Probably. I'm so excited. I mean, yeah, I can't wait to get those residuals. Girl, what? Huh? What do you mean? You think they give you? What? I'm just waiting for the contract. Girl. You can't say you're a series regular on RuPaul's Drag Race. It's already on my IMDb. I put on my IMDb. What do you mean? No, girl. What are you talking about? I'm a series regular on the mess singer then. Okay. You're also a series regular on, I didn't know I was pregnant. You're always also a series. And I still don't. And I still don't. No. I had the baby, but I don't know. But you hate babies. Okay. This is enough. Oscar, where can we support you? This is enough. Oh my God. This is enough. Enough. Enough. No, I feel bad. We just we had a real recording issue where we had to record late for some reason, but and I'm sorry. So I don't want to take any more of your time, but I want everyone to come support you. So it's okay. You're paying me by the minute, right? Ooh. We eat. Ooh. This is not a free gig though, right? Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. This is awkward. No, I'll do it. But we will be able to pay you. I love being on drag. We will be sending a drag her tote bag to in the mail. You don't know where I live. I don't. This bitch keeps moving like she's running from the law. I don't know. No. What's the book? No. Where do we support you? You can support me by following me on Instagram at OzzieMo and also on Twitter at OzzieMo. OzzieYMO. You can also watch stars as minx. Minx on stars. And it's a really good time. If you haven't seen minx, come on. It's fun. It's silly and pretty gay and I'm pretty gay in it. So that's very fun. Oh, I live. Yeah. I can't wait for season two to come back. I'm so grateful it found the home. I know. It's so deserving. Thank God. It is such a fucking great show. Thank you, babe. And you're actually unbelievable. Oh my God. Monos. No, no, let me finish in that it's unbelievable they would put you in such an important role. That's all. You love me? That was actually that was cute. I'm like, I'm gonna let you have that moment because I was just. Shut up. Come to Bad Drag Race on April 21st. It's going to be one for the fucking books. And leave us a review like this genius did on Drag Her podcast on Apple Podcast. It says it's from Christopher iconic five stars. Never miss an app. Thank you, Manu. Oh, and Oscar. You forgot to say an Oscar. And Oscar, look, there's a lot of love for you Oscar. That's no secret. Oh, that's very sweet. I mean, again, I love the listeners. Y'all are funny as hell too. But also you're responsible for all of my Trinity jokes like you really told me that was funny. Yeah, fans. Y'all really told this bitch she was funny doing Trinity. Don't lie to her like that. Fuck. Um, okay, bitch. Well, I, oh, well, here's what I say here. Oh, here's what I say here. Oh my God. Are you serious? You've been doing this for seven years. I want to thank my guests so much for their time. Till next time, bitch. Let me be the same way. I know your fucking lines. Let me start hosting this damn thing, bitch. I'll do fine. Take it. Take it. No, I don't want it. Take it. That was a hit dumb original. ♪♪♪