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The television debut of the anonymous raw general manager was June 21, 2010 on an episode of raw,
obviously, after Bret Hart was fired as the general manager.
Most notably, Michael Cole acted as the voice for the raw general manager.
When he was reading from a laptop placed on a podium, there was one time where the anonymous
raw general manager appeared on the cutting edge, and it was just a computerized digital voice,
and then edge destroyed the laptop, and then every now and then, the anonymous raw general manager
would drop hints as to who their identity could possibly be using pipericads phrases or dropping
obvious hints. But they were widely received as real herrings and just kind of like deception tricks.
Then, I've never heard herring.
Have you?
Now, I was putting the notes together, and I went, don't put the term red herring in,
because Dylan is going to say something about red herring. He's either going to be like,
you know, George, that's a really stupid term. Why is that all the red herring?
I was putting the note in, you know, he just went, he's going to do it.
This is how I know how well we know each other and work together.
My second thing was going to be, what a fuck is it called a red herring?
I don't know, I don't know. I've never had it.
No, and I didn't think to include it in the notes even though I had a feeling it was going to come up.
The anonymous raw general manager was in place from June 21st, 2010 to July of 2011,
when WWE made the jump over into Triple H being the authority figure with the vice president
of talent relations, John Laurenidas. The anonymous raw general manager returns on raw 1,000,
along with the other previous raw general managers. And then on July 9th, 2012, it was revealed
that none other than our very own Dylan Postal going then by Horde Swaggle was, in fact,
the anonymous raw general manager. This was during a time where I was doing nothing.
This would have been right post DX, where I was just randomly showing up with the great colleague
or Natalia or just doing random things. I'm pretty sure. And so I had nothing.
And it was just getting paid to sit in catering at this point.
While that might, but yet I was doing house shows and random things on house shows.
It was just a very weird time. This is probably, not probably, this is easily the worst time in my run
with WWE. The most frustrating, just like, man, why am I here? Kind of time with the company.
I loved being there. I loved still living my dream and being on TV here and there,
very, very randomly and kind of out of nowhere. But none of it was worth a damn if that makes sense.
It's crazy to think now. I look back at it and say, man, you're still earning a paycheck.
You're still being on TV here and there. You're still at WWE Superstar. Why were you so
not jaded but just unhappy? And I don't know. So this is one of those times where
I would go, the writers had to have hated me. I talk about it in the book. The writers definitely
hated me after a while because I would just blow them up every week with some with a new pitch
and a new pitch and a new pitch. And so much so that one week like after a while they just said,
you keep coming into us with a pitch after pitch after pitch? Obviously you don't believe in any of
them. And that pissed me off even more. And now I'm like, no, I believe in all of them. But if you're
not going to receive them, I'm going to keep thinking and keep trying things and try to find
the one that resonates with them. Yeah, yeah. And if it doesn't, and then I finally realized
maybe they aren't pitching them. Maybe they aren't bringing them up. So I had this idea of
because I just had a thing, a thought of like, man, what if I overtook a general manager role?
And I was like, it would just be something. It would finally be something. And
they were doing this promo class. And Freddie Prince, Jr., the Hollywood actor,
turned WWE writer. When he got hired on, he like started these promo classes. And the first
class was like, I remember it was like Miz and Kofi. And I forget who else. But that one was
done. And then there was a second one. And I asked to be a part of promo class because I wanted to
show that I could talk if given the ball. And I feel like I can. And I feel like given the ball,
I'm decent at it. Not the greatest, but I'm decent at it. And all they kept saying was, you don't
talk on the show. Well, yeah, let me talk in promo class to show I can do it. That's my point in
all this. So finally, it was like the third or fourth, like, iteration of promo class that I was
invited in. And I was so pumped and so happy. So at that point, I was doing promo class before
the shows. It was before TV. The start was like writers meeting and then promo class. And then
we would do rehearsal or something. I forgot the schedule. But it was like late morning,
we would get to the building early for promo class. A certain amount of a group of us. And I remember
it was a day when a tongue was in that class. Big show was in that class. JTG was in that class.
I forget who else. But I remember those ones specifically. And Vince would be in there.
And Freddie Prince Jr. and a bunch of the writers, almost all the writers. They would all be in there.
And so I was like, man, I'm going to knock this out of the park. And they would give me things.
It was almost like kind of like, at times, whose line is it anyway? But taking more seriously,
like, here's a scenario. Cut the promo and make it work. In my frustration, going back a bit,
in my frustration, I just decided to go into Vince's office myself. And I pitched an idea. I said,
hey, I typed it up. I remember typing up the idea for once and not just having it in my head
because I wanted to give him the written, the typed up idea week to week to week to week to week to
week. It was like a three month idea of what I had. And it was, I finally came out and found my
voice and turned heel. And I was just playing a joke on all of these stupid parents with their
stupid kids. I love Big Nick, which we'll hit on. That's the throwback I was a little too earlier.
I knew this morning I woke up. I go, shit, we got to talk about Big Nick again. We do.
I had the whole transcript. I was waiting because there was always a line in front of Vince's office.
And I was waiting my turn. And I finally came in and went into the office and I pitched him the idea
essentially of Big Nick without being from Jersey of this guy that, me, that finally turned heel
because I found my voice and I was playing a joke on everyone. And I was running the ship.
And everyone had the transition. It'd been, would you have still been swagger?
I don't know, a horn swagger or I didn't have the idea of a name or anything. I just had I was
going to be a heel, a heel commissioner, but taking and now all of these superstars on my brand
had to listen to me in this huge Napoleon complex ask thing because otherwise they'd be fired.
And I remember there's a history of people who had, you know, wronged you in the past that you
can like, you know, would come up to and ask for favors. They're like, oh, couldn't help but notice
that you weren't so nice to me before that I could. I remember specifically writing in the transcript
in the in the in the transcript, I could call it a transcript, I don't know why, but in the in the
right up Big Show, Big Show and I have an interaction backstage and he pushes my buttons it pushes
and I suspend him. And it was like this big thing. And to show the power I have in that role.
And I don't care about the size difference. And Vince's like, you think you pull it off?
Write me a promo. So I, the next week I wrote three promos. I wrote an inring one and two back
stages dealing with superstars. And I walked right into his office. I delivered the promos and he
was happy. He was happy with it. Oh, I think we're on to something here. Great. Okay. But then what?
And then what? So then there was really nothing. I heard nothing. So then like two weeks later,
at promo class, we're all sitting there with our notebooks. I think it's horn swagger. Come up.
Okay. He goes, you're the new GM of Smackdown. Okay. And I remember
delivering a line that I still use to this day randomly like when I just am being asshole Dylan.
And I remember Big Show had his feet up on the table because he just didn't care to be in
promo class. And I yelled at him. And I said, you might be big. But nowadays when I stand on my
wallet, I'm looking you right in the eye. And I remember like it got this. Oh, okay. And Big Show
like played along with me for this thing. And I remember just targeting him in this promo. And I
got done with it. And the fucking place clapped. And it was awesome. I was so freaking happy
because I got to do what I wanted to do in this promo class and show the writers, show Vince
himself, show Freddie Prince that I was pitching this to and pitching these ideas to all of this
that, hey, I can do this. I know I can do this. And then again, heard nothing. And nothing. And nothing.
And so I thought it was dead. I literally thought the whole idea and everything was dead.
And I just kind of gave up. Once again, I gave up because I was like, you know what? It's not
happening. I'm done. I'm done caring about it. And at that point, like I would go mentally.
This is a really horrible mental time for me too. Because I was like, man, why am I caring so
much if they don't? Why do I care? Why am I putting effort into ideas and into
possible things for me if they don't even want them? And it was just very, very frustrating.
Do you remember, so aside from this mob boss Napoleon complex idea that you pitched,
which now we affectionately referred to as big Nick from Joysy? Do you remember any of the other
ideas that you like had why not back and pitched? Every one of them revolved around me talking
every one of them. But was it just like you was like, instead of being a mob boss, you were like a
different character. It was just all character work, which it just was like backstory and like
setting it up. This was the only one that I really had a lot of thought and care for.
Yeah, this was the only one that I really, really cared about truly. Because I thought it would be
so different to see me as a heal character and see me as this Napoleon complexed heal running
a show that everyone has to listen to otherwise they're gone. And I just, like I say, I still remember
to this. I remember doing the promo in promo class and pushing big shows feet off the table
and then delivering a line about standing on my wallet. I just, it's so like, I remember it like
it was yesterday. And like being walking out of promo class, finally being happy and being like,
I fucking did it. Like I, this is going to happen now. It has to because everyone loved it.
Everyone loved it. And then it didn't. And it didn't. And it didn't until I'm sure you have
the date. What was the date that the GM was revealed? July 9th, 2012. That was on raw. I found out
that Saturday, Friday or Saturday, Friday or Saturday, I found out. Is it a phone call and email?
I was eating dinner at my parents house. I remember land was there and I saw one of the writers come
out and he calls me and goes, Hey, I said, what's up? He goes, All right, we need you to learn a jersey
accent. I go, excuse me. He goes, need you to learn a jersey accent. I go, I go, for what?
He goes, well, we're going with you with the storyline of you as the anonymous GM. I go, okay.
I said, but where, what is this? And he goes, well, kind of like a mobster from Jersey.
Like the, I said, and I brought, I said like the baby for the first thing I thought was like the baby
from Roger Rabbit? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what we're thinking. So I just like, I go, okay,
but how is this happening? And he sent me the right up for it. And it was going to be a reveal from
under the ring. And then I was going to do the whole promo and everything. And I was like, man,
I got to, I got to do this stupid Jersey accent. So I remember hanging up and like finishing dinner
at my parents really fast and rushing out of there and just like studying the baby from Roger Rabbit.
The whole weekend, like all of his scenes, because that's all I knew. What an interesting tape watch
that must have been just dealing like watching the scene, rewind it, watching the scene, rewind it.
That's what it was. It was literally that's what it was. And it's not, he doesn't have, I feel like
he doesn't have that many scenes in Roger Rabbit. So it was just the same. And yeah, I was pumped.
But then I knew in my mind while doing this, I didn't have a Jersey accent.
I don't, I'm not good at accents at all. I'm horrible at them. So I just, I couldn't get it down.
And I remember it was like Sunday night. I go, man, I don't got this. I don't got this accent.
And he goes like, how bad? I go, well, not great. He goes, well, do you think you could pull it off
for Monday? I said, it's Sunday night. Like, I don't think so. So we get to the show Monday.
And he, I remember the writer comes right up to me. He goes, here's the script. How's it going?
I go, not good. I'm not, I'm going to be honest with you. It's not good. Like,
they were so stuck on this Jersey accent that that's all I cared about. And I didn't know why.
I truly, to this day, I still don't know why. I don't know why. I'm always not some kid. I'm not,
can you try to do it? Not a chance. I will never, I will, guys, I will never do that again.
It's like a weird, like, it pisses me off so much that I had. So here's my thoughts on this.
This I've never talked about ever. It was the first time I had something, I had my idea,
finally here, finally, finally here. It was something I pitched, something I wanted, something I was
really, really pushing for. And they accepted it in a time when I was doing jack shit in all reality.
And it got taken from me because I couldn't do something, not because they changed their mind,
but because I couldn't do something. And it's because I couldn't do something that they wanted
and that they visualized. But it's such like a, I had this, like, and who knows where it could have
went. It, it could have been one week in all reality, but it also could have been another full
stage of my career in WWE of a heel manager and heel persona. Who knows? Who knows where that would
have led? So it's such a thing like that day in my mind is viewed so horribly and it's so weird
to say that, but it's such like a, like a black thumbprint on my, on my run, I guess. It's very
weird. It's like one of the most disgusting days in my career. And yet I dressed up as a cow
and may young gave birth to me, but not being able to do a jersey accent. You know what I mean?
Mentally, it's just such a, such a kick in the nads. Can we say nads?
Yeah, Dylan, I just said, I see worse things on this podcast. I guess, I don't know why I
question the word nads. We've been doing this podcast for so long. Nads is the word that you're
worried about. Like, what, what? You know, it's such a, it's such like a, I don't know. I've never
really thought about it because I literally try to block it out. I try to block that day out
at times because it's so like, like I said, I had it. I had this opportunity. And then I remember
doing the promo. I talked about it in the Kofi episode, like the interview with him. And the,
like I've talked about it so many times, so many times, where I did the promo and Triple H is
right there with Johnny at ringside and he asks me to do it again. And I'm on the mic and he asks
me to do it again. I'm on the mic. And then the last time it was so bad that he cut the mic,
and I knew it was, I knew it was over there because then he just says to me, all right,
you and the writer Nick, work it out, work it out backstage all day. Let's try to get it done.
And so I just kept going over it and going over it and going over it and I didn't have it.
I finally said to Nick, I said, hey man, I don't think this is going to work. And I remember saying
that, saying that I don't think this is going to work with the accent. I said, can we do it without
the accent? And he went to the, to Triple H and Vince or whoever was, and came back and goes,
here's the new script. And I go, okay, I look at it and it was what happened on the show.
And that's what I literally, I remember taking the script and throwing it down and just walking
off and going, here we go again. Literally, it was such a, here we go again, moment of,
okay, what's the answer to the storyline, Horne Swago, which is great. And again, in all
reality, I should be happy. I should be because I'm on television in a story, whether that story
sucks or not. I'm in a story. Now, or I'm just on TV. There's so many people in the back,
usually me at that time, that aren't on TV. But it, it was such a kick in the pants. Like,
it sucked. So let's talk about the actual, like what actually ends up happening.
You're on, you're under the ring. Yeah, take us through it. I remember I was like, okay,
we're going to do this under the ring thing. I believe, and again, this is so blocked on
our mind that I could fill in the blanks for you. Yep. The thing Jerry Lawler said, Tino is going to
find out who the anonymous GM is. And he comes out and he's out with the, I was going to say Dr.
Seuss. Nope. It's, uh, what's the, what's the detector Sherlock Holmes? Yep. Not Dr. Seuss.
That one might works. Um, with the Sherlock Holmes magnifying glass and hat and everything.
I remember that. And he's going to find the GM. But I don't know why he looked under the ring.
I don't, I still to this day don't know why. Like, I remember the thing went off and then he was
going to find it and he went under the ring and I pulled him under the ring or something.
Oh, uh, was he just standing ringside and I took him down? Yeah, that was it. So he didn't look under.
He was just standing ringside. I tripped in my pulled him under and ended up pulling back out
and there's me. Yep. King pulls San Diego out and you are on top of him with the laptop.
Was that the one where I had my face in his butt? Yep. Yep. I remember getting tweets about that.
Yep. Yep. That's, that's, that's, that's that. Hello, the picture guys. Look it up on the Google.
And I remember getting the segment done and getting to the back and just literally walking
right to the locker room, defeated because I was like, this is the dumbest, it's the dumbest thing ever.
Like you, it was this multiple year storyline and that was the payoff for no reason.
And it was like, oh, he was the whole, the whole time. And then nothing, literally nothing after that.
Yeah. You can't tell. I just watched it before and then I just had it on, on the other monitor.
You can't tell that you are in a not great place that you're upset about it. Like it doesn't show
that you're, you're upset about it at all when, like when it's actually happening.
Thank God, because I sure as hell was. I mean, that makes sense, but it doesn't show. You're, you're,
you're a master of your craft. Master, crafter. Master, crafter, just not, not the accent guy.
Fine. I, yeah, literally, I just thought about it. I was like, I don't know the amount of money it
would take to have me do the whole, the promo I wrote or the promo that they had for me in the Jersey
accent. I don't know if there's, you have it. I would have to go through email. I bet you I do.
I'm going to have to look now. I bet I have it. It has to be in my email somewhere.
We're setting the stage for something or maybe an email that you're just like, I'm so mad about this.
There's a good chance to leave it to see a good chance that my 100% good chance that Monday night,
I deleted it. We're going to make a big Nick shirt. I just thought of that. We have to make a big
Nick shirt. I have the idea. I'm going to pitch the joke right after this. Doesn't, doesn't, uh,
your friend, your friend Justin have a big Nick shirt already?
That's son of a bitch. Justin, I just think we remember you mentioning it on this podcast.
Oh, he did. Oh, that one. I have a, I have another idea though for pro-wrestling teas. I have another idea.
It's, uh, it's going to happen. Support pro-wrestling teas.com slash swaggle.
We have some awesome new designs coming up. Awesome designs on there right now, including podcast
exclusive ones. Quick ad. See ad reads. I'm good at these. Um, it was once again like,
I was doing nothing. I can laugh about it now. I can laugh about big Nick dot, dot, dot from
joysy, but man, it sucked. It, it sucked because once again, they lost faith in me. I felt,
I felt not only did I let them, did I let myself down, but that I let them, the, the company down,
they gave me this idea and I fucking hit a bunch when I needed to hit a home run. Baseball
so these are the sports references that people have come to know. And what, oh my god,
that's here brought to you by going past them. We're now, guys, we're, we're ditching the wrestling
concept. This is now a sports debate concept podcast where Dylan's gonna go, hey, what's the deal
with the hat tricks in hockey? Oh, whatever. How does that work? I don't even don't get me fucking
started on hockey. Don't, don't, don't, don't write it down. I was wondering what the hot
take for today was going to be. I got a good one. I think we do, I think we do this one.
Oh, then absolutely. Hockey's getting on to the list. Yeah, it truly was though for like another
time, the biggest time where I felt like I left the company, let the company down with an idea
they had for me. I didn't really mess up until then was something that they pitched me.
And so it was really, it was a, it was a really a moment that sucked for me. I don't let it affect
me too much, I will say, but I let it, it does come up in my head like I'm gonna point my life,
and I'll point in my career where I go. What I have had an even longer run as a heel manager,
as a heel thing, or would have turned baby face, and would have been an even longer run. And
I don't like to think that way. I don't, I don't, it's a very not me way of thinking.
I am a very, I've never considered taking like, like, you know, how you have like an acting
coach and stuff like that. Have you ever done anything for accents? Nope. I don't,
peek behind the curtain at Dylan Postal. I don't live in the past a lot because I go,
I can't change it. I literally can't change it. I got to deal with what I got now,
and I got to deal with, with what's going on currently.
But that is one of those things, right? I think here and there, like, when it pops randomly up
in my mind, I was like, I go, man, what would that, what could that have led to? Who knows?
Again, it could have been a week. It could have been that night, and then done.
Or who knows where it would have led to?
But I don't like to think that way too much. I really don't, because I just, I truly feel the
only, when you live in the past on things, it can only bring your mental health down,
and like, in a negative way, and not thinking positively about how awesome your life is today.
God, that could be cool. There we go. That's what happens. This week's deep, hard felt,
past the moment this week. You know what I think would be cool? Not necessarily saying that this
is something that you have to do for next episode or anytime soon. Maybe it would be cool if you
wrote out where, like, you have the reveal, it happens, and then you write out the, like,
almost like a story of what happens. And you write it from the perspective of this
mob boss GM, like almost like a short story of like your, from the perspective of you.
I remember I pitched green suits, like actual suits, but still green because I'm a leprechaun,
guys, but not like my normal green stuff that I add on, but like actual, and also because I was like,
man, that means WWE would pay for these green suits every week. And I would just have a
shit load of green suits. They would? I thought wrestlers are responsible to get their own gear.
But for something like this, the first couple they would have to pay for, they would pay for
to provide. And then I would provide some, but those would be like cheap ones that I would tax
right off. Don't possible. Savvy business man. Eric Possible taught me well. Just thinking of
that office or not the office. Do you ever see a, do you ever watch Shits Creek? Landon made me.
You just write it off. It's a tax write off. You just write it off. Do you know what that means?
No, but it's what people do. You just write it off. Landon. Landon made me watch Shits Creek.
And I said, man, I'm going to hate this because it's, it was so, I was, it's so dry at times,
but it's really, really good. I really ended up enjoying it. It's a great show. Yeah.
Great show. But yeah, I think that that would be a cool workshop exercise. Like write down,
a few paragraphs of like where you saw the character going and what you thought. I might have
you know, just like writing a story. I might have my email to be honest.
I'm going to have to be at that date. I don't even know if does email go back that far?
Yeah, he mug us back as long as you have it. Just search, search the date around that date.
All right. Man, I might uncover some things and some really shitty ideas. Oh, that would be so,
that's a good episode. Ideas that I had that didn't pan out.
All right. So you said that you have an idea for a hot take. So let's do this. Let's take a quick
break. And when we come back, we will jump into the hot take for this week's episode.
All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we are now at the point of the episode where Dylan takes us
through a hot take. And for those of you who are not familiar with the hot take, this is a
section where Dylan has the space to vent about something that typically the general public finds
enjoyable or accepts. And Dylan has a strong hatred or dislike for in the past. We have covered
bacon on burgers. We have covered toast. We have covered coosies. And this week Dylan has a
topic that he would like to present to us. Dylan, what is the hot take for this week?
Walking. Even when I could feel my feet, I never understood leaving your house and just walking.
Not, not, and guys, this isn't for exercise. If you want the exercise, sure, but you're just going
for a walk to relax. You're, that's not relaxing. Relaxing is, is sitting your
push on a couch and turning on TV. Relaxing is playing the Xbox. Relaxing isn't walking.
I don't understand it. We are in 2023. Beautiful scenery. Take a drive. I love going for a drive.
If you want exercise, there are these things called bicycles. Two wheels. Still the same amount of
exercise I would say. Cover more distance. See even more scenery. Bicycles. I hate seeing people.
I, in my neighborhood, it's one thing. It's one thing. I enjoy it. I go on my porch. I see the
neighbors. They're taking a walk with their dog. If you have a dog, it's one thing.
You have to take the dog for a walk. If you're going to a park to just walk, it doesn't make sense to
me. I don't, I truly don't understand the enjoyment of walking at all. You're going nowhere.
You're going, if you want to go nowhere, go to the gym and walk. That is literally wrong.
You're not going for a walk. If I didn't go for a walk on a treadmill, you go for a walk on
a treadmill. You're going nowhere. I physically was moving from one location to another.
Uh-uh. No, no, no, no. And then back. So you went nowhere.
Okay, here we are here. Here we are here. If you get in your car and you go to pick up food
or you go to target, you have something. Did you go there? Yep. And you come back. Yes.
That went somewhere. You're not just walking to walk. Okay. We went to a place.
Nope. Not accepting. I'm not accepting. How do we feel about? How do you feel about hikes?
That's okay. Hikes are okay. But it's the same thing. You're traveling to a place to walk
from one spot to another spot and then back. I am. Listen. I love hiking. I am just following
your logic here. Oh, it's not you're not you're not going anywhere. You just said you're not
going anywhere. You're not traveling to a place and walking from one place and back. Hiking is
interesting. Hiking is very interesting. Very interesting. You're walking and be interesting.
I love going for bike rides. Walking sounds stupid. So you've never gone on a walk in the park.
Hell no. Hell no. Are you aware that riding your bike through the park and walking through
the park is the same thing that a slightly slower speed. This speed is different. I can see the
scenery and more scenery in a quicker time. I got shit to do. I can't spend it walking.
I I am so confused about the things that you hate. This is this is this is this is one. I won't
not. I'll die on this hill. I will die on this hill that walking is stupid. Not again,
guys. I'm not talking like going through the mall. You go through the mall. You want to walk
the mall. These these 80 year old mall walkers. They're great. I love them. They're seeing
different stores or seeing different shops. They're getting exercise. I get it. They're not going
around a block that they see every day. I don't know, man. I might not win this one, but I win
in my heart. So why do people walk? What were you saying? I'm very sorry. Sometimes people go
for walks for for exercise, which is true. You see people they have like the weights on their
feet or they have there. Oh, let me talk about that. Oh, that pisses me off. Go ahead. No,
I'm not going to rant about that. They go for walks with their weights. But there's also an aspect
like to it. And you the same could be said for bike riding. Some people just do it because
fresh air. They'll be out of the house. Take a break from stay with them on. Cool. So we are in
agreement that going for a walk and riding your bike to get fresh air are both acceptable ways
of exercising and getting fresh air. Just one is slightly slower.
If we're in a hundred zero to a hundred percent agreeance on that, I am about a 68. I just don't
understand it. And that might be it. Dylan Postal is a man that doesn't understand some things.
I will admit that. I'm an adult. I can't admit that. I don't get why people choose to walk
and go for walks. I just don't understand it. Have you seen those those treadmill shoes things?
What you have not seen this? So there's like no, no, no, you remember you remember like
Nickelodeon moon shoes. Yes, remember those? Okay, so imagine that like that big contraption of a shoe.
But there's like a tread on it that spins. And they're always going as you walk.
You're like, it's almost like a personal, you're like the moving floor and like an airport.
Oh, I would like these. It's like a portable version of that. That sounds like
that's how you get Dylan Postal to go for walks because that's like speed walking.
George, I tried rollerblading. Man, gotta be right before pandemic. I loved rollerblading as
a kid. I tried it right before pandemic. I'm not skates blades blades. Yeah, in line. I've never
been in so much pain after my life. It's a it's a workout. I loved it. I loved it. I could jump
curbs. I would go to the skate park. Adam, I loved it. Raise your scooter kid. Skateboard kid.
More wheels. Same. Same. More wheels. More efficient. All right. Well,
we have broad general manager. We have hot takes with walking and everything in between.
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anniversary of how many years? No, it's it's luggage car anniversary. Go fuck yourself.