Break It Down

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collection it was a two-hour project and in perfect Dylan Postal form technology was my enemy once again I started recording on my phone ran out of space on my phone so I went to my computer like George told me to do my computer died I didn't notice it so maybe we might have lost all the files after you're recording today we're gonna check and see if we can get the file back but it works imagine it is a huge huge unboxing literally were two hours in to these muppet palisades figures they are my favorite action figure line of all time the detail in them the accessories in them the randomness of characters I found out I'm still missing one character in this from the regular series and I'm not happy and I'm very not happy because I looked online at the price tag of it and it's not good it's my big get your man so it's my collection will be incomplete for a little while it will be but these figures are top-notch and I cannot wait for their full reveal if I don't get the footage back I have another idea for the reveal of it and Eric Postal came over and helped me put it together a glass cabinet that we both thought they missed on pieces and we're using the wrong pieces for one of the parts and we're getting very angry at it we almost drilled a hole in the metal because we couldn't fit us grew in and we were using the wrong screw we're good we're good and it is probably it's it's such a I mean I've wanted to display these figures for so long now I've had them just sitting in totes in four huge totes for how to be six years now just sitting in my garage and this was a this was definitely a pre-pandemic thing and I just I was like you know what it's time to display them I have two more details so it's gonna be like this fall is gonna be just putting everything in my basement on display yeah are you detox purist or do you have other things because I know like some people do like a mix and match some people like strictly detox I only do detox so because of the size of the muppet collection and all the the play sets there's their play sets themselves are huge I needed a bigger cabinet but the other all the other things I'm using all the other ones I am all the other like my warrior collection coming up my power ranger collection coming up my turtle collection coming up all of those will be strictly detox and strictly the same color all of that because I love there's some people in the in the major pod page that post their details like together and just a wall or two of details and it looks so slick I think like all of us right right next to each other act smash master Kyle Peterson I think this is the best it where it's they're so close to each other shout out to Mrs. Peterson as well for the greatest YouTube video ever showing how to put the detail together it's great yes yeah she is that that's been the most helpful thing so this is like that it's like a blessing and a curse with the IKEA furniture I feel like that's always the the main complaint that people have where it's just like oh like it's good and it looks great but the instruction sometimes my dad was getting so mad I haven't seen my dad like angry at like a project like this I don't know ever in my life and it was literally still I just don't know what to do I just don't know what to do this doesn't just doesn't make sense this class he just kept saying this class is gonna shatter this class is gonna shatter and it's gonna be a mess and we're gonna get hurt but we ended up doing it and it turned out great I'm so happy with it and I cannot wait to show you guys the finished product hell yes but with that small update let's talk about a couple of things right here right now this podcast is brought to you by our good friends over at Roosevelt's head over to Roosevelt's dot com and use code swaggle to save yourself 20 percent guys we talk about it every week you hear the added to beginning of the podcast they dropped a automatic magic collection and I texted our buddy I go hey 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horn swaggle is drafted to the raw brand without finley that is the key component of setting the stage because now it's just swaggle yeah so I was real worried I actually talked about it we talked about that before actually a little bit I think on the finley episode or I forget when but I know we've talked about it a little bit before and it was one of those things where I didn't know until that day that that we were getting split and the original idea was for me to manage shameless that was why I was moving to raw and it's not known by many people but I was supposed to manage I was supposed to manage shameless on raw and that just never happened would you think about that I was bummed because I was worried about leaving fit I didn't want I was very worried he was he was always one to go to bat for me on and off screen always made sure I was used in like the right ways and then just being on my own literally like a child going off to college if I would have ever known with that felt and didn't feel choir in college but it's one of those things where I was very worried and he just kept telling me you're gonna be okay you're gonna be okay and then the shameless thing didn't happen and now I'm doing nothing or just random stuff so then we move forward to the Chavo Guerrero feud which was like one of the coolest times of my life because every week we do doing a gimmick match with a guest host and so every week got the notes in front of you like that's literally the next bullet point on my notes every week I would be doing something with guest hosts and I was like pump because they announced the guest host and I was like I wonder what I'm doing with them this week and then it was like oh what can I get signed by them next week and so just like now my bar is a collection of signed guest host memorabilia which is really cool so then after a while the Chavo stuff kept happening and kept happening and randomly my camera keeps going in and out of focus for some reason and I don't know why but randomly they come up to me and they said yet this week Chavo is gonna save you and I go what and they go yeah you're gonna be fighting Matt I think it was fighting Chris Masters or something there's something there where I was good and then Chavo was gonna say I master it was something with Chris Masters and Chavo was gonna save me and then so we go through the rehearsal Chavo is gonna save me before like this is all rehearsed before the show and then it's like nope this isn't happening anymore you're off the segments cancels and they go oh okay and then triple H comes up to me and goes hey don't worry it's cancelled but we have an idea and I go okay I've heard the hey there's plans for you before and I was like okay you guys we think you're gonna be part of us and I go part of us like and he goes yeah we're gonna work to working you into working with me and Sean and I go okay this is really cool I'm in obviously and so but again it was like when when is this happening and it was just it was the next week we're starting it off and I remember they had to get me the next week they had to get make me Sean Michaels Chaps and so the seamstresses had to make me Sean Michaels Chaps I had that and we just started I have no idea the dates but it was like off to the races very fast very very fast so what I have in my notes is on the October 26th raw after several weeks of wearing DX clothes so that means that for weeks prior you're like you said you're wearing DX clothing oh yeah so on October 26th raw you received a legal notice that you're no longer allowed to wear the DX clothing so this was but didn't I serve them a legal notice for a little bit for them did I resew them the only thing I saw was after several weeks of wearing DX clothing yes while it will receive the legal notification that he was no longer allowed to wear the clothing then also on the 26th is later on that night he got his revenge by helping the raw guest host Kyle Bush and Joey Logano put DX against each other and John Cena for the WWE Championship at Survivors Series random story here we go uh Joey Logano and Kyle Bush NASCAR drivers the thing was going to be I was going to drive the NASCAR into the arena rev the engine and all this and they proceed to go how are you going to do this you're a little guy and I go okay sure and I I remember the fur so we did it rehearsal I had two sticks for the things because they weren't going to modify the pedals for me because the NASCAR was being used that week on the track the exact car oh it literally came off the trailer into the arena it was going back onto the trailer to drive that week so I couldn't mess this thing up rehearsal happens and I then I was going to drive it out I was going to rev the engine and then that's my engine revving noise you like never heard a car before oh my tummy hurts we drive it out in rehearsal and I have to obviously it's like side ramp and I have to stop before the barricades and then the idea was me get out and go on either the hood or on top of the thing and cross chop because again I'm making myself a member of DX they were not happy I was getting on the hood or the top or whatever it was of the car because I was going to scratch the paint of said NASCAR that was going to be used that weekend so they saw their people their people like saw this and we're like no no no no we can't have them do do that whatever he's going to scratch a paint and I remember Vince coming up to me and going you get on that car and you crotch chop I'm gonna get on that car and I'm gonna crotch chop so here we go we're live and now I'm going okay I know where I have to stop before the barricade here we go I get the cue and we're going so all it was was the car was in neutral and they like someone gave it a little shove all I had to do was hit the brake with one stick and rev the other one rar rar with the other stick and now I'm going and I'm going and this the brake stick slips and I'm going oh and now in my mind I froze and I go I'm gonna not only wreck this car that's need to be used but I'm going to crash into people in this barricade and so I'm going like pushing this stick in this brake and it finally stops I rev the engine we're all good and I go I'm gonna get on this car and I'm gonna crotch chop like in the son of a gun and I got on that car and I crotch chopped but like my my grandpa at the time was still around and he's a huge NASCAR fan so I got something signed for them like for him by them so that was really really cool what was the the did you get any backlash from actually going on the hood of the the truck of the car I didn't not to me I didn't care I have no recollection but it's one of those things where I really have no recollection besides almost crashing into the barricade and people behind the barricade I mean that's kind of a very important part of the story it's you know you don't want to to be honest I might have to watch that clip back so yeah I remember that and then I remember the I remember doing a a thing during the holidays where I jumped like off a Christmas tree essentially or like like jumped through a Christmas tree onto them and popped out of one of them was that I popped out of a box a Christmas box one time so I feel like me trying to join DX lasted forever and I don't really what I have yep in the notes is December 21st 2009 Hornswaggle tries pressing charges against DX for assault but later drop them that was the week after MSG okay the week after MSG was that so MSG was probably the biggest moment of that besides little people's court which we'll get to right after because that's a whole another story MSG I hear that I'm going to have a segment in the ring with Triple H and Shawn Michaels at Mass and Square Garden on Monday Night Raw I was so hyped and I was like okay what are we doing and Triple H he says I'm going to pedigree you in the middle of the ring and I'm like hell yes this is going to be awesome then he asks how can I pedigree you you don't have long arms we had to do it we didn't rehearsal and I remember like him doing it him going like this is the most awkward thing ever because it's just my little arms and then we went and I just ate it and I was like inside the inner fan in me was so like elated because it was really really cool in my mind um oh yeah you got pedigried yeah but this is just rehearsal yeah man it's like you you got pedigried by Triple H yeah it's pretty cool so then we do it uh then they say yeah we're going to put you on a backboard and carry you out because then we feel bad for doing it and then of course the ribbing of all you're so heavy I didn't care I was getting pedigree at Madison Square Garden perfectly fine by me um so then we do the segment and I remember like you could see my arms just like waiting when he when he kicks me in the guts you see my arms just waiting to take it but he was just like getting like like waiting for the pop even more and it was so awesome like it was such a cool feeling like in the garden I hate the garden I absolutely hate Madison Square Garden but it's still pretty cool when something like that happens uh so yeah and then they backboarded me out him and Sean carried me to the back on a backboard which is fun and funny and it was I remember thinking like oh we're doing this this is actually happening at that point and it did and we just kept going with things I remember like those are the things I remember most because it's like it lasted for so long before it was like yeah you're in you're you're in now so then fast forward a little bit and I serve them assault charge papers because the week after that Vern Troyer I believe was going to host uh Monday Night Raw and the idea was I was going to take them to Little People's Court with guest judge Vern Troyer would have been this big moment of that would have been perfect would have fit perfect yeah Vern Troyer nope I'm not doing that pal I talk about it in the book he wanted to be the little person in his segments I think I still had a segment with him or something but he wanted to be the one and I was like okay so we had to push it off for a week uh and it's just it was it was irritating but because it was again one of those things where oh right there right there we got this we're gonna do it and it could push back again so then we finally get to Little People's Court and all I'm hearing is we have a little judge we have a little jury all of this little bailiff how's like this is gonna be fun really really fun it's the segment is long really long the video version of it that you can see it's on youtube still it's it's almost a half hour it's like 25 minutes yeah yeah yeah so there's that because then it goes we do something because that was the Christmas episode uh yeah that's the that's a 21st yeah December 21st because then later in the night I end up going into the ring with Jericho and Big Show I pulled Jericho's beard off and then Jericho and Big Show just start assaulting all of these little people like and Big Show sidewalk slams one of them and it just looked like the guy died it was just in this this huge bump from Big Show onto this little guy but I remember that because we all came from under the ring and it was just a bunch of little people coming from under the ring to try to save me after I took off Santa Jericho's beard um which ended with DX letting me in and me I think it was might have closed the show with me saying either whole or suck it whatever the two but I was in then and I was like oh this is great this is awesome I'm officially in this but thinking about the timing of it it didn't last all that long because WrestleMania was coming up and I'll get to that after you know towards the end of this but thinking about date wise now I completely forgot that that was the first night I was like in and but then they release a t-shirt two t-shirts with me on it in DX I was blown away I was like I have a t-shirt with DX and then it was one of those time periods where it was again like almost like an off to the race is feeling house shows we would be doing like a tag match it was or there was them two and Cena against legacy it was D. B. O. C. Junior Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton and it was like six bands where everyone would be down I'd come out and I'd tune up the band in the corner and kick Randy and then he'd grab me and would lead right to the finish every night where it was like I'm working in the main event of this coming out with them I would come out with them and throw glow sticks George I the coolest one of the coolest memories in my whole WWE career was being able to do DX pyro I was oh yeah heaven I was like man I would I should never have held a title I should never have made it WWE I shouldn't have been doing pyro in every night in my mind I was X-pop and it was the coolest feeling ever because I got to do DX pyro every night somewhere with the of a swagger Xbox yeah every night on house shows on overseas tours all of that throw glow sticks and man we had so many glow sticks those things were so fun to throw I would see these parents just not paying attention and looking at their phones and just huck them at these like and these flew they could get to the second and third deck and I loved throwing those things it was so much fun and then again in the ring doing DX pyro every night it was I can seriously it's one of those pinch me things that gets brought up it's like the two biggest things that get brought up are Vince's son and DX for sure and then like and then we elsey which is just nuts to me and then if you think about it so we didn't even we skipped right to it so that the December 21st episode of raw swagger agrees to drop the charges when DX says that they'll make him the official mascot like that's how that that story ends and then it transitions into swagger being you know with the X and so this is another thing I was never a member except on the t-shirt I was world's littlest member I was never a member and they made it like no it sure it says it exactly but it was like always known that I was the mascot and it was always a weird I don't know I don't in all reality guys I don't care but it was just a very odd thing that they'd always like hey you're you're the official mascot and I was like whatever I'm still doing the pyro I'm still coming out with them I'm still in matches with them I all that I don't care I don't like it it was just it was it was just odd how it was always like mascot mascot mascot mascot I look at it this way if you're on the shirt and it says it has the word member you're a member that's how I see it but it was just it was it was man it was nuts did that whole time period it was just crazy and then we transitioned into the following year we're now in January of 2010 and there's a raw backstage segment where horn swagger and triple h confront the big show uh miss and john heater and triple h makes a match for a six man tag it is dx dx and horn swagger against the big show the miss and john heater now I want to talk about the confrontation I want to talk about the match I want to talk about the finish of the match I want to hear it all nothing of the confrontation nothing okay uh I remember in the match there was going to be a spot where finally myself and john heater get tagged in which again this is crazy this is crazy that whoever it was triple h or Shawn Michaels I'm getting tagged into a match alongside them it's nuts it's absolutely nuts so that happens and then I get tagged in as john he was gonna be john he or i we're gonna square off we're gonna square off and then he was going to kick me I said just kick me in the face in the chest just just hit me he didn't kick me in either the face or the chest he kicked me square in the throat and it was one of those kicks where it was like and I like I couldn't breathe and it just hit me perfectly and I was like oh oh oh and my like froze and I don't remember anything else in the match besides then them say have any idea for the finish where big show was gonna fall on john heater I believe and then I was going to tadpole splash on top of big show on top of here again crazy crazy to me that I'm hitting the you know the finish or one of the finishes of the match and then I have to think how am I gonna hit this without hurting me without killing big show because he's a big guy to land on and I can't really airbag it like I normally would and so he goes to triple h I remember triple h was saying fuck just do it just land on him you're fine and big show going no no like like no that's not fine so I don't even think we rehearsed it we might have rehearsed I don't remember but I remember just having to do it and just landing all my weight on big shows back and then getting the pin in the match pinning john heater like again it's crazy I keep saying it's so much as episode but it's nuts it's absolutely nuts how that would just work and or how how that would happen in in my life and it's just one of those things where it's a it's a very pinch me moment uh and the coolest part about the your whole run in WWE is that there's all these memories and there's all these obviously you have the insider stories you have the backstage stories but like if you ever want to relive these moments they're all recorded they're all you know on youtuber on peacock or wherever you could just go by you know I know that you won't because you say all the time that you hate watching yourself but if there was ever a point where like landed wanted to go watch your bnd x again like he could go and like watch these things like that's it's a cool thing that like you have this yeah almost 10 year block of time where if you ever wanted to relive something or needed a refresher on something you could just go and watch the footage of it not a lot of people have that that's yeah that's that's a whenever things pop up I'm getting better I'm getting better at when they pop up on facebook or on twitter uh of a clip of actually watching it because it is cool to think like oh man this is 13 years ago now and it's like it's 13 years ago and I completely forgot this even happened so it's one of those uh one of those moments I don't I'm it's almost nice that I forget about these things because when they do pop up it's almost like a fun like a fun surprise you know what I mean it's it's like jogs a memory of somebody like oh wait I'm seeing this and oh yeah and then this happened and then there's like a funny backstage story that even happened before after like it's happened on this podcast yeah talking about something you know wait a second I remember this thing um I remember John heater after the match very sorry and apologetic that he kicked me really hard but I it was fine like it it was great I loved it another one that jogs like an idea or a thing so there was uh who was the guest host rapper um was not florida was the other one that was Timberland Timberland was the guest host okay Jillian Hall was doing this singing character and there was something like she was singing for Timberland and then Shawn Michaels was going to throw me on a skateboard roll me down the hall or triple H one of the two was gonna roll me into her and take her out to save Timberland from having to hear her voice and the whole time so we had to rehearse it like they they I was duct tape to escape board and they were gonna roll me oh you weren't like standing on a skateboard and they pushed you on the skateboard oh okay the longboard and I was flying on this thing when they did it and then but one of the writers was telling Jillian Hall that she wasn't taking the bump on the concrete well enough that she was protecting herself too much Shawn Michaels went to bat for Jillian Hall so much and said you know what get her a pad then if she's not taking her right get her a pad or better yet you looked right at the writer said you take the bump go ahead you don't think she's doing it you do it better this and really stood up for her and it was one of those moments where I was like oh man I've never seen Shawn Michaels angry this is pretty crazy and the writer immediately said okay I will get her a crash pad got her a crash pad found out how to shoot around it and that was it and I'm being awesome there was another segment to where I remember it gets brought up all the time or like it gets it's lately it's like I'm tagged in a bunch where it was into going into survivor series it's survivor series it's for the WWE championship okay yeah yeah the clip is where Shawn immediately really kicks triple H so it was going into that match it was going into that match but they had me hung on a hook and the verbiage was John Cena comes in and goes you can't hang a midget out of hook Shawny and I don't know if they kept the verbiage or if they changed it to a little person but I remember them going can we say midget and I remember going like Vince hates that word hates that word and I remember but I wasn't gonna speak up in this because I don't care about that word and I forget I think it was I think they ended up changing it you can't hang a little person on a hook Shawny but it was in the script as you can't hang a midget on a hook I love you I love when I can make people uncomfortable with that and then we had to figure out how they were gonna hang me and so I had this whole like chest like vest thing with like a almost like a backpack hook on the back and they just hung me and like from this and I was in the air dangling there it was one of those things where okay just see how long I can dangle here we go all right we're ready to shoot nope not going yet oh yeah choose uh Julian Hall when I remember I again I remember the Christmas ones where uh and then there was one where I attacked Santino for dressing as Jericho I remember that I hopped off like over a couch and tackled them I remember that one I I definitely remember the backstage like randomness because that again lasted so much longer than the actual run we're forgetting the most important thing uh oh you got you got DX action figures oh holy shit as a part of the run we're like oh my god it's so great you are on a shirt you got action figures the most expensive action figure that's on the aftermarket right now of mine you have one two three you have the full size one then you have the uh oh yeah the rumbler the rumbler rumblers two rumblers it's the same one but two different packs so yeah so out of the DX run I got an elite which for me to get an elite was nuts and it came in the helmet in the shirt and it was in the same series I think it was I know it was in the same series as Sean Michaels triple H David Hart Smith Tyson kid and I believe John Cena was the sixth so it was like a banger series um but I was like man I heard I was maybe gonna get it and then it came out and I was like this is nuts and again when I got released I was selling these things for $20 now they're $200 yeah and I I'm just thinking what what did I do what was I doing uh but yeah I it's it's uh it's my second favorite the the we all see one is my favorite but that getting that DX elite again I I never would have thought I would get an action figure in my life period pretty you know but then getting an elite action figure which was it was nuts absolutely crazy let me tell you I'm very impressed by your memory of that that elite series elite series seven is yeah triple H Sean Michaels John Cena Horn Swaggle David Hart Smith and Tyson kid so I always I always forget that scene is the sixth I always know that it's uh me with the DX guys because we all came with glow sticks which was really really cool and you have a ladder how many ladder because Sean has the hat and the vet and the the Sean Michael shirt triple H has the hat the weird hat and this and the DX shirt yeah and I remember Tyson kid DH Smith because they are on the back of the box and then the rumbler is it's me and Cena and then me and Kali but it's the same figure same figure yep yep okay I was like they reversed the colors no no it's the same it was just the exact same and again it was one of those like man I'm in a two-pack with John Cena I love this it's going to sell and then it was like I don't know what you have for notes after that but then it was very almost starting to fizzle and it was a bummer because Sean was going into his match with Undertaker at WrestleMania triple H they held the tag titles they won the tag titles I remember yep and but then they didn't want me it was weird sometimes they didn't want me involved in those matches I don't think it was ever involved in those matches and the reasoning was it's too serious yeah is what it is but it really sucked on my end because I'm back just in limbo and then it was the build to Sean Michaels and Undertaker and triple H in shameless was that the rumble with the pipe let's see uh this would be 20 26 2010 26 oh mania 26 I was going to go by year let's see so I think it was triple H and shameless triple H yep yep and again that was too serious for me to be involved in so now I'm going into WrestleMania as kind of a part of DX but not a part of DX and not involved in anything uh and then it was just was done like literally DX again was done and it was like okay what do I do now but again I'm not uh the least bit bitter about it or the least bit like oh man you forgot about me like I was there I can't I can't be mad at not like that ending has to end at some point because DX kind of ended again but uh yeah it's one of those things where it was just like oh what now what do I what what what's left for me to do um man it was so many like fun interesting moments that and segments that really really stand out to me and again it's the easily the most talked about the most talked about uh thing I've done that in Vince's son yeah uh so then what I have in the notes is after that uh you are part of the 2010 draft and you get drafted back to uh Smackdown and then in October of 2010 uh you go into being the official Smackdown mascot for bragging rights but we'll talk about bragging rights on a uh on a separate episode and everything that went into that but unless you've got anything else that's all I've got not wise for uh Swaggle's DX run guys if you have questions at us send us a tweet leave us a comment whatever send us a tweet absolutely uh if you have ever have have questions for us for these episodes what was this segment like who came up with this what was this or uh or get us get us on twitter and for we'll do a little bit of follow up um we would love to hear from you guys and uh yeah that's what we have for the DX portion of the show we are at going past the pot on all forms of social media now uh we haven't done one of these in a while Dylan but I was wondering if you were feeling a little froggy maybe you wanted to get into uh let's go little hot take let's go let's let's ruin my day guys let me talk to you about our friends over at Manscaped bringing you the absolute best in men's below the waste grooming Manscaped makes precision engineered tools for your family jewels the performance 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like to hear your thoughts on breakfast for dinner also known as brinner it's known as what brinner that's not a real that's not people don't use that you know you like you know you have brunch it's like breakfast I understand what breakfast for dinner it's it's brinner people don't use that term I've heard it people say it something like when you go to a diner I understand it night and you get breakfast it's brinner that's that's stupid why are you getting it that's the first thing you're supposed to eat in the morning the first thing you're supposed to eat in the morning is breakfast so why are you eating it at night why breakfast because it's good no it's not breakfast food is the worst food of the day the worst eggs I don't agree with that eggs unless they're over medium or fried kick rocks bacon a level X don't post a big devil that guy I do like devil thanks but that's not a breakfast food that is not a breakfast food uh I I hate the concept of breakfast for dinner it's to me it's lazy it's very uncreative I hate it I hate the thought of it landen asks for it sometimes and it makes me so mad oh let's just have breakfast for dinner make pancakes or like eggs sandwiches or eggs sounds great it's awful no you eat pancakes in the morning that's what you get when you that's the only time they're acceptable are you eating for lunch no you're eating them for brunch not for lunch you're not going at 1 p.m. 2 p.m. and having pancakes and waffles you're not doing it you know why because it's insane you know why you go for brunch because you're too hung over for the night night before so then you go to brunch because you're waking up late that's why brunch is because you don't want to get your ass out of the house that's why and now if you can't get your ass out of the house by 6 p.m. and you're having breakfast for dinner that's your fault and that's why it sucks that's proof that it doesn't make sense so close to the mic so close to the mic you do this to me I'm moving the mic it's like it's like we I mentioned the hot take and you grab the mic and move it I didn't move it I didn't move it this is hot man this is my guy I just I watched you lean in as you're like it's dough brace Justin summers gonna be real pissed off I'm sorry Justin there's nothing I can only do so much when he literally is like teeth pressed up against the microphone guys here's the issue again like I said brunch happens because you're too lazy to get out of bed or you're hung over or you're just enjoying your morning I get it you're eating but it shouldn't be called brunch it's just late breakfast that's what it should be like brunch I think brunch is great I think I think I think well I think breakfast anytime of the day is acceptable you'd rather once again hold on hold on you give it a choice of steak or chicken or that's not what the debate is bullshit that's not what the debate is sometimes like pancakes just sound good for dinner more than steak or chicken at dinner time what what if steak or chicken aren't an option we got this George we all fucking got this this is a cell phone this is a goddamn cell phone we have what ever we want at our fingertips at any time we're in 2023 George this isn't the fucking 1960s where we have to walk six miles uphill both ways then maybe you crack an egg off the farm sure because you don't have fucking steak now you got steak at your fingertips or a burger or chicken you don't need to be like uh I got that to eat around here I have to have cereal tick rocks you know how I know that Landon's not home because I know that we come it's it's it's a free run into the room and defend it's under banned I've lost for dinner let's record on Fridays all the time because he's back at school daddy's got the house to himself all right well uh he's whipping up the camera well as uh as usually that we like to end this segment the views expressed by Dylan Poster not necessarily the views of the entire going pasta pot they should be or they should be or or the members of fossil industries um these are just Dylan's opinions let us know what you think what are your thoughts on breakfast for dinner you can let us know and if you like them and if you like breakfast for dinner you need to reevaluate your life do it I think I think you need to reevaluate your life needs to be assured because you say it so much on this podcast but it's true it's it's fully true if you like you cannot go to me with a straight face and go oh man I've really love scrambled eggs instead of a nice burger or pizza also okay here's a thing about eggs here's a thing oh boy you ever got yolk on your fingers it stains your fingers it's awful like an egg sandwich I love a good egg sandwich but the yolk gets on your fingers it's it's in your preferred egg over medium okay yep yep guys let us know your thoughts on breakfast for dinner because guess what if they're if they're if they're argumentative to my mind set it's not going to end well this will be an argument you will not you're argumentative you are the argumentative one I'm not Chris Bogger called me angry again today I was I don't know if I have a very good day he goes you're the most angry person this is the most angry person we know literally you're the most angry person we know and it's not just passionate passion is not anger fueled all right well let us know what you thought or what you think about breakfast for dinner somewhere on the internet either a comment on this video a social media post you can reach out to us on twitter or instagram at going postal pod you can reach out to Dylan himself at Dylan Postal plug your stuff man let the people know where they can find you and what you got going on after this drops next this coming Friday I will be in upper upper New York upper upper New York Brockport New York on Friday and then Saturday I will be in Wadsworth Ohio just outside Cleveland AIW the Wadsworth Street Festival I am the AIW Street Festival King hope I 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