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Dylan on the green? Dylan. Oh, I like this in the end of the episode. I really fall in love with golf a lot in the last few years, especially. That's for a future episode. Hell yes. So today, like I said, we are talking all things Jericho crews. But you know what? I'm going to interrupt myself there again because we also got to talk about the follow from the last episode. You sat down with one of your best friends. Yeah. The most professional wrestler, Brian Myers. What's that thing that you say when you sit down with your friends? It's just what it's two to what? Two pals yucking up. And that is the definition of that episode. Absolutely. Bar none the most talked about story coming out of this that I've seen on social media is the story of you staying at Brian's parents house and interacting with his mom. Asking for a glass of water in my underpants. So that was like the wimer who I've now known for almost 20 years has known me very, very well. We've been best friends forever and then gotten to know Brian too. And he knows a lot about our relationship because I have never heard that story ever. And it made me laugh so hard. And I have I for I knew like I remembered it. And it's one of those stories I always remember staying over there and just surrounded by these weird like baby toys. And it was just odd. And then I always kind of like it's like a forgotten memory like inside out when sadness takes a memory out of the of the core memory bank. And you start to forget it for a bit. I always forget the greeting of in the underpants and just how weird like how weird that must have been for his mother. Like yeah. Here's a little guy that just comes up in his underpants that I've never met before. But it's not like she handled it like a champ. She was the best she still is the best she is the absolute best. Yeah, that was that was definitely the most talked about moment from the Brian Myers interview. People just seem to like it because again it was just two buddies, not even just like it didn't come off as storytelling. It just came off as hey, the years two guys in a car together kind of thing. Yeah, it was it was the two pals yucking it up. It's just the the perfect definition. It's two friends very comfortable talking to it. It wasn't like a forced interview. It literally was just the two of you guys hanging out having a good time, which that it was the same thing with Ethan Page and who knows who's going to be next. We got some big names coming down the pike the pipe. The other thing. The other thing. People were talking about was the fact that for 50% of the interview, my camera wasn't there because you would dress that early on. It's right right in the intro. You're just like, we. Dylan Postel still not good with technology. Not good with technology to this day. Now, there's one other thing that we got to talk about here. If you wouldn't mind holding up, I believe it's your right arm could be your left arm to show your new tattoo for the people watching. How chicken nugget it freakin happened. It happened. Guys, I don't know, man. We can do a whole episode and just my shitty tattoos. That's on the list. It doesn't say shitty tattoos. It's just like still those tattoos. But that is the episode where we break down all your tattoos because especially with all the talk about figures nowadays and all the deco hits that happen, you are getting figures and you have quite a bit of tattoo. That's a lot of deco hits. So I've always like, it became a thing and I don't know how, but I always like, I have my family arm, I have my friend arm, I have my muppet leg and then my random leg. It just like came together that way and was never planned that way from the beginning. But it just started out and I was like, nope, now I have to dedicate. So now I will not get anything on my left arm that doesn't have to do. And I'm not going to get into this too far because I wanted to save for the tattoo episodes. But I needed the couch chicken nugget logo. It was brought up. It was brought up on Twitch and I was like, you know what? Hell with it. I'm going to do it. I didn't tell Landon about it. And it took me burning. It was like four days later. And it took me burning my arm on the stove. And then going, ah shit. And then I'm going, what's that? I go, it's a burden. He goes, no, what is that? I go, I burned it myself. He goes, you got it, didn't you? I said, I got it. He goes, let's see. And he was so happy. He was so happy about it. It's just, man. You should get a tattoo of a pair of Jordans for him, right? That's the next tattoo. Not, that's not happening. He sent me and his mother an eBay link this morning as I was flying home. An eBay link for a pair that he wants. And I just don't, I don't even respond anymore. I just don't even respond. I said to him the other day, I said, hey, man, you need like a pair of regular, as I call them shit kickers. Like, is that a term that you use? Yeah, it's like a, like a, like a beater pair of shoes that you just don't care. Like what happens to him? Yeah, because he doesn't need to muff up his, his Jordans all the time. Yeah, my, my go to is always like converse or some kind of like, like flat top shoe, just like some kind of canvas style. Like, yeah, it's going to take him and go get him pair under ours. I got a 50% off. Uh, excuse me. You know what I mean? I'm not a local at the local shoe store. Robyn shoes shout out. We know you're listening. Not, not a sponsor could be a sponsor. We choose the dash cash Wisconsin. Let's talk about some unboxings that are coming over to the YouTube channel. We have still impossible YouTube.com slash to impossible. 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And honestly, if you've watched the video diary that Dylan posted, the first thing that we got to start off with talking about here is that Dylan, not a cruise guy. I've never been on a cruise. Let's hear all about it. We've always talked about going on Disney crews. When this cemented the fact that Lana and I will definitely be going on Disney crews, I didn't know what to expect. And then I didn't know what to expect with thousands of wrestling fans and being in a boat. Would I get seasick? I bought the little patches just in case. I truly didn't know what to expect. When you board a cruise, you go through, and you can see all this on a video diary. So it's going to be talked about on there. I really, really enjoyed that video diary too. It was very good to watch. It was a really, really fun one to film. And it was one of the few I've actually watched. But you go through this glass loading area onto the cruise, essentially think about the TSA line, but glass on the sides instead of the little sanctions. How would you spell that? STA and CTIOS? Stations? Stations. What do you call those rope things? Those are stations. STANCTIONS. You're so close. STANCHIN. That doesn't make any sense. You didn't know that word. What did you call the rope things? A rope. There's sanctions. Well, instead of sanctions, it's just like glass windows. And I felt real claustrophobic. I don't get claustrophobic. I felt real claustrophobic. And I was not, like I was boarding. I started like freeze and I didn't like it at all. Did anyone else say that they had any experience like that? Nope. At least they didn't tell me. I was saying maybe that's not something to the people. Like Brian was like suddenly claustrophobic. No, no, Brian's a fake tough guy. Brian would have been like three. I can't imagine that you're going to want to admit to like your group of close friends. Like if Brian or Mark were claustrophobic. I admitted because Liz, he lives and I boarded all together. And I fully admitted that I did not like it. I, I, I, nope, I didn't like it. I admitted it. I don't care anymore. I'm like, yeah. But then like once we got on the boat and when we were exploring, I was in heaven. I loved it, man. I, oh, I, I, I just loved every bit of this, this cruise. It was top to bottom. One of the coolest experiences I've ever been able to be a part of in wrestling. Just so much fun. And like if you haven't been on a cruise, if, if you got the cash stowed away, you got to do it. You got it. I got it. I've never been. I've never been. Do you feel like you're on like, do you feel the swaying of the boat? Yeah. You know, you got some choppy weather there along the way. The second and third day, so it was a four day cruise. The second and third day, it was extremely choppy, extremely, extremely choppy. Everyone was like pinballing. I keep saying everyone was pinballing in the hallway. It's back and forth and back and forth. And like even me, I was like, I didn't get seasick at all. But it was rough. Like there was a time where I was waiting for the elevator. And one of the guys, and he might have been a little, a knee-breathed as well. He went and there was stairs. You could take the stairs like a peasant or you could take the elevator like a real human. It doesn't elevator. You shouldn't be taking stairs. Let's be honest. You've never heard that. Like, oh, if he takes stairs, you're a peasant. I guess it's just an extreme take there. It's like the days of the Titanic. You could just, okay. If there's an elevator, you don't take stairs. Don't tell me. How many floors are you going? If I'm going up a floor and I got to wait for an elevator for the amount of time that I would wait for an elevator, I'd just walk up the one flight of stairs. Nope. Well, I was this guy coming down the stairs and every set of stairs was eight steps. Okay. You don't know how I remember that. I'm impressed. He took one step and the boat swayed and he went from step seven to the bottom landing in one motion and then one more like vault forward and into the wall where the elevator buttons were and just went, wham, gets up and starts walking down the next set of steps. I go, I thought I saw someone die. Like I, he fell. It was like someone threw him off the stairs. He hit the wall, bang. And it was almost like as if the rebound off the wall sent him in motion back down the next set of stairs, but he just got up and started walking. I go, like I say, I thought I saw someone like take their last steps. It was, he hit the wall so hard and I was the only one around me. Like anyone need to help this guy? No one's around. Okay. Man, it was, there was walking the hallways and seeing the poor like housekeeping staff hold their carts like while they're pushing them, but holding them so tight so they wouldn't just, it was, it was weird, man. It was very, very weird. It's a weird feeling. You got to see concerts too. You got to see platinum max. I got to see Mickey James in concert and platinum max. I got to see Fazzy. I think 19,000 and three times. I got to see quiet riot. Yeah, like overall it was such a cool concept because there was always something to do, whether it be the concerts and the entertainment at night. The wrestling shows, live Q and A's in games or signings, there was something to do every, at all times. I didn't, I spent like a half hour in the pool because I was just doing things. A lot of the time I was in the casino, which we'll get to, bright lights. Yep, that's on the list, bright lights. But there was just, I realized when I left the boat, I saw the map of the ship and I go, I was at five restaurants and there was still like eight. I didn't even see. There was a whole basketball court up on the top deck. There was a part where you could just hit golf balls into a net on the top deck. Dylan, Boston, big golf guy. I would have known that. I might have taken a couple swings just to say I did. But there was just, there's so much to do, so much. And man, it was, it was, it was awesome. Look, I can't speak highly enough about the whole situation. That's awesome. I'm glad that you had a good time for your, for your first experience, but there are a couple of elephants that we need to address in the room. One of them is Brad Williams. We're friends now. I know it looked like it was a little bit of a roller coaster of emotions going on there between you guys. Break it down. What happened? He, Brad, so Brad and I, Brad and I have become friends and we became like buddies through Twitter before ever meeting. Like, we were pals before ever meeting and then he did a show in Appleton and I went to see it. And that was like the first time we've ever met like two years later after we started talking. And it was like, it was awesome. Like he's just, he's just turned into such a good buddy of mine. And he's, he's just a good dude. And when this, when the cruise was, when we were, when I was booked on the cruise two years ago now, I was originally announced it was going to be me versus Brad Williams in a match. And I was like, I was pumped. I was like, man, this is going to be great. I can get him through one of those. There's anything I can do is get through a four minute midget ha ha bullshit thing with Brad Williams. I can do that for sure on a cruise. But it was, it was, I was so glad to be able to be around him and like hang out. And then it was constant. It was constant every day. When are you guys going to fight? When are you guys going to fight? When are you guys going to fight? And it was like, we got to do something. We have to do something. And I texted Jericho. I go, Hey, can we wrestle? And he goes, Brad can't wrestle. I said, Chris, I can get him through a match. You told me I was wrestling him. You didn't think about, Hey, he can't, he's not trained when you booked this. So then we ended up doing the idea that happened in the, the Matt Cardona and Flip Gordon match. And man, it was a blast. It was such a blast because it was like every comedy, every stand up show he did, he would just shit on me and every interview on the cruise he did, he would just shit on me. And I said nothing, literally nothing. And there was so many times where like, man, it was funny. There was a time right after he did his first comedy show later that night, like an hour later, there's a bunch of fans in the elevator. I'm waiting for the elevator. I said, I want to take the stairs like a peasant and I'm waiting for the elevator. And there's a bunch of, there's people waiting for the elevator with me. And then the elevator doors open and Brad's the only one in the elevator and he was getting off and it was like this, oh, fuck. And like people were like, Oh, it's happening. It's going to happen. And but man, it was just a fun like three days of buildup and getting to see his comedy show every night was awesome. And I find his comedy incredible because it's very relatable for me. And I know he's very, very funny. He's hilarious, but it was to see like Hawkins and Matt and Mark and then laugh at his stand up to was like, Oh man, this is great. My buddies. And then they like they adopted the kid. They know I'm the midget of the group. You guys like me? Like we'd be a trade for the younger model. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They fought a new girlfriend for the week. I would come down to catering and you would be like sitting with him, yuck it up. Like, Oh guys, I'm the yuck, yuck guy. That's funny. Wait a second. Yeah, you're the younger model. He's he's oh yeah, he is older than me. Brad. Yeah, Brad's 39 as we recording this. Well, you're the younger model. Damn right. I am just looking at me. But yeah, maybe not right now. You're a little under the weather. I'm so sick, George. This is going to be the most dry episode on my end. You're a chamfer for for. I don't know. I don't know. I just know that if I start laughing, it's going to create a cough attack. And so I can feel my chest just saying no, don't laugh. What about anger? It's going to be good. Both the golf. I'm going to forget to the how tech is that going to be is that going to be okay? We skip the hot. I'm going to feel my lungs expand out of madness. And then I'm going to start coughing. Oh, oh no, you know what's going to happen? Your lungs are going to get so fired up with rage. It's going to loosen up all the stuff and everything's going to come out. It's going to be great. That's going to lose you. It's going to clear you're right out. Let me tell you. Let me tell you this, George. I bought sugar free of what's going to follow me saying clear you right out. Let me tell you something that reminds me of something. It is. I bought sugar free cough drops because you know, I'm real worried about my figure. Sugar free cough drops and my bad belly do not mix well, George. Yeah, fake sugar and bad bellies. That's like a common surprise you haven't experienced that before. Well, I have, but I just blame it on the bad belly. Oh, no, fake sugars. That's a big no, no, this is it was awful. And I thought it was just because my I was sick. No, I just stopped my I just stopped my sugar free cough drops and I was okay. Man, they were destroying. Well, I can't believe I'm saying this. That's actually kind of a good segue. How was the food on the cruise? I fell in love with prosciutto. I know prosciutto featured in the in the video diary, tons of pigs in a blanket, though. I fell in love with prosciutto. So much so that the wonderfully beautiful Liz Myers said to me, you're having that again. And I looked her in the eye and I said, if there's prosciutto here, I will have it. George, I had prosciutto in every meal. But I just fell in love. The first day I saw the cold cuts there and I go, ah, and then I guess you're not supposed to eat it with your hands. Like you're supposed to eat it with a fork. It's a lunch. It's a lunch. You should eat it with your hands. So I would take it. It's perceived as like a high end lunch meat. Like high end hands, George. Listen, I don't make the rules, Dylan. I'm the an etiquette coach, George Feese is not allowed. I would get some with tongs. I wouldn't just take it off the buffet with my hands. I put it on the thing and I would roll it up and like little like each slice into a little little meat roll. And I just pop it in and the laces going. You're seeing it with your hands here. Yeah. What do you just do? Oh, have you never had it? I said, I love it. And I ate it. The first day I ate it at least three times a day every day. So wait, that was your first time having it or you just rediscovered how much you love it. I didn't know I loved prosciutto. I love prosciutto. Okay. Are you a fan of? And I'm sure that you're going to be like, no, it's called this. But are you a fan of the green melon? Honey do. Yes. It's disgusting. I think I've had it once in my life because I was eating a like a fruit cup, like a gas station, a melon cup. But I got the green one and it was just disgusting. Did not like it. A big, a big thing. Now a lot of people do. What they do is that they do like to do the melon wrapped around or prosciutto wrapped around the honeydew. That doesn't sound good. I heard a little sweet and salty combination. It doesn't sound good whatsoever. But if it has prosciutto involved, there's a good chance I'll try that. I guess you got to kind of like honeydew to get into it. We were talking about it earlier and the first night they had like this welcome party for the talent booked on the cruise. And we're just hanging out and this nice gal waitress comes by with a tray. And I think I fell in love that night. Not with the waitress gal, which he had on the tray. I love pigs in a blanket, George. These were like woolly mammoths in a blanket. These were full hot dogs, like jumbo hot dogs in blankets. I saw them and I go, is that a pain a blanket? It hockens us. I'm not sure. Every time she walked around, that welcome party alone. I was there for maybe 90 minutes. That welcome party alone, I think I had five of them. And then we had a signing the next morning at 10 a.m. And there was a guy with them again. And I was so happy. I was so happy about these pigs in a blanket. I mean, that between that and the prosciutto. I was just, I was, I was on another level with the food. I didn't have a bad meal. I didn't have one bad meal. I could live. I could live just on that though, on the prosciutto and the pigs in a blanket. I could have lived on. I that's a good spot to be on when you're when you're out at sea to know you still got good food. That's a good spot to be on. Yeah. Yeah, I was I was loving the food. We had we had what's it called habachi habachi habachi habachi the last night. We had a nice family dinner. And then we had like our our catered room. That was great. And we had a buffet there. I went to the buffet once. It was great, man. I like I said, I did not have a bad meal. Did not have one bad meal. Well, so we we kind of jumped off the topic of Brad Williams, but we're going to bring it back to Brad right now because the next thing that I have in the notes is I wanted to ask you and the people I'm sure at home want to know what was it like to be in a wrestling ring on a cruise ship. So I guess I don't know if this is true. I guess they had something underneath the ring that kept it level. Okay. I don't know. I don't know if that's true. I'm sure that technology exists whether or not it was actually on the cruise. That's like kept hearing is that they had that now I I was in the ring for all of 15 seconds. So I don't know. It didn't affect me that much. I was just imagining like doing a full match on some of those really really they only canceled one show because of the weather the second night because of the waves in the rain. But like even that even the third afternoon there was some rain and they still had the show. It was it was crazy man, but I these guys were flying in some of the matches and it was it was pretty rocky. But I yes, I don't know. I don't seeing it was unbelievable. Seeing a ring on a boat, especially like cool visual for sure. Yeah, if you go back and watch the video diary, there's the day where it's just like it's just crap weather and I go out on the deck and there's no one out there. And just this ring, it's very weird. It was like eerie. It was very, very eerie and weird. How was the stunner? Great. I immediately was like Brad can do a spear and a stunner. I know for sure. I can take both for sure. This would be great. It's a little bump on that stunner. Yeah, I mean, it's just just what I do, George. I take I got I got to put the kid over, you know, we've said it before you can sell the shit out of anything. Oh my God. Because the second day they didn't have the stage because of the rain. So people would just like walk through the crowd and I was like guys, if we do that, that's fine. But I need steps to get into the ring and thank God they still had steps anyways. But then they're like, no, you guys can use the stage. I was like, Oh, thank God. Okay. All right. Okay. I because it happens like at least once a month where it's a show I'm on where there's no ring steps last night where there's no ring steps. And then I have to like steal a fan's chair to get in the ring. So I've had fans literally I asked them for their chair and they just go like they reach and try to pick me up. No, no, I just want your goddamn chair. Like I don't want you to help me. Also you can't pick me up. I don't get I don't get my people would think that that's okay. So let's talk about I want to say bright lights casino for the end. Let's talk about your room and then your room upgrade there. Hello. Hello, my God. Oh, there he is. Ladies and gentlemen, Brandon, pastel. We're talking about the cruise. Oh, that I didn't bring you on. Yeah. That's all you got. What are you doing? Are you mad that your dad did not take you on the cruise of Jericho? He's mad because he didn't get to hang out with a w guys. Yes. That was it. And I like I FaceTimed him as we were pulling off a port and Fazio's plenty of us. Have they played Judas yet? I said, you know they will. Yeah, they just time him here in it. They did and people love it, man. It was that was another thing like they played Judas every night, every night. But the people saying it so loud every time it was great. Oh, man. I wait, I want live a live feedback from Landon. What do you think of the cow chicken nugget tattoo? Lean into the mic. Tell the people what you think. It's perfect. I didn't realize it for so long and then I just look on it and you try to hide. So he had posted about it in the going past the discord. He had posted about it on Twitter. He text me and he just goes, I'm not telling him. I'm not going to tell him until he notices it. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, we're going to play the game. We're going to see how long it takes to be more like asking the discord. It had to have happened already. So no, it's been. Well, I mean, do you just go around looking at those forums? Landon, I'm not. It's also, it's not like you got, you know, it was like, it was like a full chess piece. It's a little tattoo on your arm that already hides. I have a little, it takes up a good amount of my forearm. No, but I'm saying it's a in scale of the other tattoos that you have on your arm. It's smaller in comparison. It's a goddamn cow chicken nugget. George on your own. The only one that has tattoos on it though. The knuckle cats. Cow. That was the landing, uh, apostle running of the episode. He does this shit. He does this because he knows we're recording. He can hear me recording and he was only with the house. His mom just brought him by to pick some stuff up. We got a, we got to just get him his own setup. He's got to have his own room with his own setup and stuff. So that way he really thinks he needs his own twitcher. He could just say, hey, just popping it out whenever he wants. He's like, you know, I heard you guys talking about this. So I'm going to join in and, and chime in and talk about this. And then he could just, you know, leave when he's done and then when he hears something else that he wants to talk like, that's exactly what I want. That would be great. That's, that's ratings. That's money for the podcast. They'll be like him giving like the news of the week. And it's just him burying me and asking for shoes and money. When I think. I think, I think when we have steady unboxings on the YouTube channel, that's going to be Landon's run in each week. He could tell everyone what, what you guys unboxed and that we can be honest. I'll be honest. That's a, that's a heck of an idea. We could, we could do that. It's a good little segment for Landon, but we were, we were just about to ask you about your room and the upgrade that happened. Let's talk about that. So they put me in a room that was man, you know what, it wasn't a bad room. I will say it was not a bad room. The window sucked. I mean, it was about a three by three circular like bubble window. And it wasn't great. And I can't imagine with the waves and the rocking how I would have been. But then they, they upgraded me the second day to this beautiful balcony room. And it was awesome. It was, I was very, very thankful for that. It was right off the elevators too, which was nice. It was, it was absolutely perfect for me. And a couple of days I got to just sit out, wake up and just sit on the balcony and think about my thoughts. And yeah, it was, it was very, very good. It was, it was an awesome, awesome, very thankful for that upgrade. It was, it would check out the, the video diary. You can see that view in that balcony is quite a sight. It, yeah. So I, you, you, then you can watch, yeah, you can watch like the upgrade of the older in the mine. And then because Mark Sterling did not get the upgrade. He was on the same level as I originally was. He did not get the upgrade. They obviously knew I worked six WrestleMania's and wrestled the great colleague on survivor series. They upgraded little deal. So man, oh man, let's talk about the flip side of that though. What was it like at night? There's a little spot in the video diary. I know. George, not so keen about being on the water at night. Justin Michael told me on Twitch, he goes, your number one fear is the dark. You have not, you've not witnessed true darkness until you're on a cruise. And late at night and you look out and there's just darkness and I go, what? I didn't believe him. And the first night we're at that, that welcome party and I looked out and I was like shaking. I didn't, it was true. There was one light and man, it had to have been a hundred miles away, it seemed, but it was from another ship. And Matt noticed how scared I was and he did not care. He tried, he tried faking like he was going to toss me overboard. I didn't, at that point, I didn't care about going overboard. I was cared about like going into the darkness. Like you're just gone. If you fall overboard on a cruise ship, you're done. You are done. That's what made me realize if you fall over on a cruise ship at night, you're not being saved. And that was scary to me. It was so, so dark, so dark. I slept with my bathroom light on like always, but the door wasn't even shut. I left the door wide open with the bathroom light on. I don't think you were alone in that. I don't think that's like a, like a crazy outrageous story. Now it's time to get into the good things. The bright lights, the casinos on the cruise ship. If I wasn't eating prosciutto, I was in the casino legitimately. There was so many times where Brian would just text me, where are you? And I would just put bright lights because it, how the bright, how it started as bright lights. What? Pesticol. There it is. So we're taking, we're walking me, Brian and Liz are walking the boat. And I knew there was a casino on the boat. I just didn't know where it was. And I definitely didn't know it was like the main center point between a lot of things that we would do, like go out to the pool area. It was in between that and our restaurants. We're in between that and the stage, the theater room and the other bar. But it was like, so we're walking and we get to the casino and Brian tells it, he goes, you just like froze. And Liz goes, yeah, you froze and you just had like a Cheshire cat grin because you were so happy. This is the first time we saw true happiness for me, this whole trip. And it was like, oh man, I just saw the casino and I, yeah, it was, it was awesome. I fell in love with you. Blackjack guy. I fell in love with the blackjack table. I never play blackjack, but I was up. The first night I was up a good amount. And then day two, night two, day three, night three, day four, night four came and I was down a lot. But I would just like the first night everyone was out at the bars or stuff and I was Hawkins texting me. Hey, where are you? And I would just put the bright lights got me. The bright lights got me. So it just turned into bright lights, which you can find a sweet bright lights design on Pro Wrestling T's. I instantly came up with the idea and shot it to TTD and he made it happen. But man, it's, it's, it was just fun. And like this, it was the same five or six dealers for every blackjack table and roulette and that kind of thing. So we became like for the week, like buddies and just giving them shit back and forth. And it was, it was a really, really good time. And then the night where we couldn't, so we were supposed to get off the boat the third day and night because the wind and the weather, we couldn't. So it was like this huge hangout in the casino that night. So it was packed. So that was like where the party, where the party was that night. And I was in the middle of it. I spent so much time in the casino. I bet I spent at least six hours a day in the casino. Damn. There was a night where I, it was two 50 at night or in the morning. And I was like, oh, it's like midnight. I look at my phone and it says two 50. I go, oh, there's no toxic casinos. Yeah. It was time to go. End of the story. Did you end up or down? I ended way down. I was up $400 the first night. And then I was down at 400 plus another 400 the next day. And then another 500 the day after and then another 500 the next day. I was way down. That's rough. I was way down. That's. Damn. The bright lights. I got you every time. Bright lights got me. But it, damn damn damn. You know what? I, I gave myself a $500 limit a day. That was my limit. And that's, that's what I stuck to. All right. I think that's fine. You didn't listen. You know your, your, your means and your limits and what you can handle. So you're, you're the only one that's able to set those boundaries for yourself. But with that done, any closing thoughts on the Jericho cruise before we move over to the hot table in a week? In general guys, if you're the next year's Jericho cruise is already very, very close to selling out. It's the end of January next year. So if you're able to go, you should take the opportunity to go. Otherwise just any cruise in general, you should take the opportunity to go on it. I think not this year because we would have a plan. But next year we might push our Disney trip and do the Disney cruise instead for four, four or five days, whatever it is. And just that's awesome. Yeah. I think we might just do that. It's it. I had so much fun. I really, really did. And you, like I said, I felt like I would like even not being able to get off the boat for that day. So I wanted to swim with pigs, all I wanted to do was swim with pigs. And then we couldn't swim with pigs. And I was really let down. But it was still so much fun, even on a boat straight for four days. You don't it's literally like a traveling city and everyone told me that, but it really, really is. You don't even realize you're on a boat unless you look out to the water. I did not know that swimming with pigs was the thing. Yeah. That's new new information for me. Big tours attraction, swim with pigs. Guys, let me talk to you about our friends over at Manscaped, bringing you the absolute best in men's below the waist grooming. Manscaped makes precision engineered tools for your family jewels. The performance package is the ultimate bundle in men's hygiene. Join over 7 million men worldwide who trust Manscaped with this exclusive offer for our listeners. 20% off and free shipping worldwide when you use promo code SWAGL at Manscaped.com. That's promo code SWAGL at Manscaped.com for 20% off your order and free shipping. Wait, if my math is correct, 7 million men carry the two, that's 14 million balls. All right. 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I mean, a ton of fun and it's just going to continue. Yeah, that's all I got. It's George. Plug your shit. Guys, in addition to this podcast, I also host another. It is called the game marks podcast. It is myself and a former create a pro champion Johnny class. On this podcast, he goes by that. He is a member of the the the Postel Industries family. If you will, we break down a different wrestling video game each and every week. We would love if you checked us out of what's up. Dylan. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead and continue your plug. Oh, okay. So please make sure to check us out on all forms of social media at Game Marks Pod. Make sure to give us a five star review and rating on both Apple podcasts and spot by for not only this podcast, but also for game marks. And yeah, make sure to subscribe. Ring the notification bell, leave a comment. George, did you did you see? I think it was on Twitch or was it? I don't remember what it was on where I talked about the people in Postel Industries. Oh, it was on last week's episode. I brought up Johnny Clash. Yeah, we're going to talk about how last episode on the podcast you called him, Birdo. Yeah. Did he talk about that? He, you know, on the yes, he knew about it. I told him as soon as we got off the podcast, I went. So you did a comparison of Dylan comparing all the members of Postel Industries and he just, his response was, Oh God. And I went, he made you Birdo. And he went, I don't know who that is. Not a big Mario to guy. And he went, not really. I'm going to throw it over to you now. And you're going to do that signature zone of that you do so, so very, very well. And, you know, send the people home happy, Dylan Postel, whenever you're ready. Guys, check out the game, Mark's Pod. I'm falling more and more in love with it each time I listen. I always text Johnny Clash, my friend John Caruso address will be in the description below. 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