NFL Schedule Release Recap, Travis Goes International and LeBron to the Finals? | EP 39

You want me to show you what knee drive I'm talking about? When did you ever jump up? When you're up against the wall? I think it's the wall. Let me see what's happening if you're up against the wall. Yes it is. Watch this knee drive. Stop. See the knee drive? Watch that back glute fire right here, Jason. You want to make you want your fucking glute to fire again? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to New Heights. Hey, presented by Wavesportsen Entertainment and brought to you by our friends at Fireball, the pound for pound. We're your hosts. I'm Travis Cousin, my big brother, Jason Kelsi, out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Hence, New Heights. We're taking our game, The New Heights, every day. And we want you guys to come with us. New episodes come every single Wednesday and subscribe on YouTube. And wherever you get your podcasts, make sure you follow the show on all social media platforms at New Heights show with one S and Jason. As always, why don't you tell them what we got coming up this episode? Travis, we got a big episode. We're going to break down the schedule news for the Chiefs Eagles. And some of the things we look for when the NFL schedule is being released. We're also got some no dumb questions. Thanks to you guys for submitting them. We're going to learn when the live show is officially going up for all of you to take it in. And of course, nobody knows this yet, but we're going to announce it right now. We're going to be announcing a competition for the 90s. Big prize, 92% competition, big prize brand new competition, big brass. Can't emphasize that enough. Big, it's not a small prize. It's a big prize might not be big in terms of actual like size, but it is going to be big, excitement, big. It's going to mean something. You know what I'm saying? Honestly, I don't even know that we know what it is. Yeah, but it's going to be big. But it's all right. Here we go. But first, as always, you know it. And it is new news. Hey, we're the number two podcast on Spotify and all of Spotify on all of the spoil. Sorry. Number two, sports podcast on Spotify. No, okay. Couldn't went out to Bill Simmons, who's dominating the NBA playoffs right now. Shout out to Bill. But thank you as always, 92%ers for tuning in each and every week and getting us towards the top of all of these charts. We are now not the only ones keeping track of the charts. As my man Tyreke Hill, shout out to Tyreke. I said on Twitter, Kelsey Brothers, we come in the cheetah where he was just behind us. I'm just a bit outside. He was one spot back on the Apple podcast charts. Had to be the March on Lynch episode. Shout out. And you guys got to watch the cheetah podcast, man. He's a character himself, man. Yeah, man. I mean, he talks really fast. That's the only thing I would say. Pretty sure that guy does everything really fast. I think that's the biggest thing is he talks fast. He plays fast. He runs fast. He needs the speed. I feel like people that move that fast, their brain has to be working way faster than mine. Yeah, if you're sending impulses to your feet to move like that, your brain has to be on like a completely another wave. Damn, that's like seeing the future. We are also finalists. That's right. We're finalists for our own awards, new heights awards. The Shorty Awards, new heights is a finalist, which is awesome. We got to thank you guys for that. The categories that we're finalists for are sports and sports podcasts, which I think that makes sense. Kind of the same realm, but we'll take it. If you want to show your support, feel free to tap the link in the description. You can, I think maybe vote. I don't really know how it works. Yeah, click that link and vote for us. We are best in sports finalists and sports and health podcast finalists. Guess we got to think athletic green is for getting us in the health category. Hey, shock, fueled by nature. All right. Now, right now, what else? We got a little plant based thermogenics going on. Hey, you. The old healthy alternative. We also have a live show up the live show is going to drop Monday. How about that? Next Monday, May 22nd, the live episode that Travis and I filmed in Kansas City and in the front of over 2000 people at the Kansas City music hall is going to drop. So make sure you're subscribed and don't miss it. It was probably the most fun episode we've ever done. I don't think that's a stretch. I don't think so either. We will still drop a regular episode later in the week on Thursday, but the live show is coming at you fast. It's going to be here next Monday, May 22nd. All right now. So make sure you're ready. All right, two new heights podcast episodes in one week. What more do you want? What more do you want? Let's get on to some fan mentions of the week. All right. You went in the Andy Reed comments last week. We, we finally got the old ball coach to come on and have some fun with us. And man, it was a knee slapper. See what you did. Right now. It was long awaited. He was probably one of the first people that we thought of about bringing onto the show. He said no idea how we were going to get him on. For sure. Jason, is there afterwards? Is there anything you wish that you would have asked him? Oh, man. Um, I don't know. Would have asked, oh, I wish I would have asked him more about cheeseburgers because I feel like he knows his cheeseburgers. He definitely knows his burgers. I wish I would have asked them. There was a, there was a, there was my rookie year. I had the knee surgery, but before I had the surgery, I was kind of limping around the building a little bit. And he kind of looks at me and he's like, man, stop limping. And you know, just like trying to be a encouraging good coach, trying to, you know, get me to stop, stop being down to the dumps or whatever it was. It was like, I look back, my coach, you, you limp too. Like you, you limp everywhere. He likes me. He says, well, that's because one leg shorter than the other and then walked off and I was so, so he got on my career. And I'm like, is that real or is he just, he played collegiate sports? Like he, that can't be true. And then I started thinking about it. I'm like, it might be true, but so I, I still kind of want to get down to the bottom of this, wish I would have asked them, but we ran out of time. Yeah. I mean, I would have asked him anything because to be honest, I got to talk to Big Red all day. I wish, you know, we would have had more time, but you only give what you get. And it was a busy man. So, you know, thank you coach for coming on. It was a blast, a talk in reminiscent and yeah, it was, let's get to some of the, let's get to some of these comments that are these fan, these fan favorites or our favorite fan comments, I should say, starting off with the shortest wide receiver at shortest wide receiver. I'm a Raiders fan. We have the Raiders fan is a 92% or what about that? But at shortest wide receiver says, I'm a Raiders fan and I'd be lying my ass off. If I said I didn't love Big Red. God, he's a hard guy to hate, man. He's a hard guy to hate. I don't know anyone that's hate him. Let's fair. AFL Emming, 1207. I'm sure I'm saying that wrong, but you know who you are. Hopefully they had an ice pack ready for Andy because Travis was smacking the heck out of his leg. Yeah, no, I don't know how I got into that. I feel like he slapped my knee one time and like that's where we were. We were slapping knees. Yeah, there was a lot of leg slapping. It was a leg slapper. It was a knee slapper. It was. That's the way it happened. Right now. Yeah. I was extremely nervous the entire episode. So I blacked out and I didn't even realize that I was doing that. It's not usually my go to, but yeah, I was just trying to, you know, not fuck that up. We want to John Oster 8508. I got to know Travis. Did you get Jason to try Lamar's donuts? I keep telling everybody they're the best donuts on the planet as they are. And was that glaze good enough for him? All right. How do you like that glaze Jason? Travis did get me to try Lamar's donuts and they were fantastic. I really enjoyed it. Really good rise on the donut. It was, I mean, it wasn't like a little. Yeah, very fluffy. Glaze was good. I think we got one in Philly. I think Bay layers I'd rather have, but the puff on the lollars was better. I mean, I would give that donut. You know, I don't want to give out tens, you know, but I give it a solid. I give them ours glazed. I give it a solid nine. I'll take nine. Nines of. I give it a solid. Respectable number you can give something. I give it a solid nine. One five. Nine one five. I don't see anybody that says something's a full out 10. I don't believe it. Yeah, I mean, there's the glaze was I probably should go eight. Like fuck you. I should probably go like eight eight. Don't do this. You already said nine because I mean, the glaze was good, but it wasn't. It didn't have like a lot of flavor to the glaze. The donut like the dough portion was what? What flavor do you want to glaze is just sugar. What do you mean? But there was a little bit was it was just it wasn't as it wasn't as sugar. There was enough glaze on it, but it was lacking. Not enough butter. I mean, Travis, I'm being very specific. It was a solid donut. That was an eight eight. It was a solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid solid. All the matters is it's my favorite. So and I'm mouth is worried about it. Maybe I just think of an eight eight because it looks like it's four donuts have been stacked on top of each other or next to each other like two donuts makes one eight two more donuts makes another eight. All right. Moving on to Michael Bayha five five five seven. But anyone imagine Bella check cutting it up on one of his players podcasts or this question. How many current head coaches would do this? That's a good question. This is actually the reason why Jason took so long to get our coaches on, but I'm thinking Dan Campbell and Detroit Pete Carroll possibly Doug Peterson and Jacksonville. All the rest can crack walnuts, but they're butt cheeks and pressure and patrolling the sidelines. Yeah, no, a lot of coaches that really just don't have that charisma man. And it is what it is. They're kind of stuck in the old. I mean, I would absolutely love to name all of the guys he just I think I think coaches are great. I think it'd be awesome to get coaches on with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. That they just named I think most of them would would come on their players podcast if they had one. Well, if it ever happens, well, no, we know our coaches came on ours. Our coaches came on ours and he went on Tom's. Yeah, but Tom's not a player anymore. Well, he was he retired yet when he went on top? He retired. He was already retired. No, I don't know if that's facts was who else? Yeah, I don't know. I think that's about it. We're gonna have to try and get dug Dan and Pete though. That's a three. Talk about a good crew. Those are three good combos right there. Do people have the wrong impressions of NFL coaches? I don't know what their impressions are. That's a good point. I think I'm yeah, I think I'm a little biased to a few of them because I played for them. I feel like I feel like the majority the vast majority of people think NFL coaches are like this like stone like this like kind of like a hard nose like like Bill Bellicha. Yeah, but even even more than that like a lot of NFL coaches like at least on like TV or in like shows and on like hard knocks and stuff. It only shows like them like getting on someone's ass about something or like you know what I mean? Like they're very serious, very manly, very like no fun zone. Don't fuck around. We're taking care of business here boys. Yeah. I feel like there's a sense of that without a doubt like there's the discipline aspect of it, but I think you still have to be pretty relatable and like personable to be able to get the respect and command out of everyone. I think every NFL coach leads kind of in their own way and it has to make sense for the type of person and like personality that they have like obviously it seems like Bill does it different than Andy does. He does it different than Pete does and everything and Dan Campbell's out there by kneecaps off. But somehow you find a way to you know, get the most out of your players and to put them in the best positions. That's what the name of the game is at the end of the day. You know, how well do you motivate your players? How well do you motivate your staff? And how well do you organize all of that? And I think every coach kind of does it in their own style. And I think the ones that actually screw it up are guys that stick to like rigid systems that try to be other people. It's like, nah man, you got to you got to go out there and be yourself otherwise players are going to see right through that. And at the end of the day, you hold players accountable, you connect with them and create relationships. You do the same thing with your coaches and you know, you just keep grinding and you know, that's what the best coaches do. That's the one those are the common denominators. I don't think you know, you don't need to be whatever anybody else thinks you should be. You're an impression of a coach is on a movie. I don't think. Yeah. And that's a message for life ladies and gentlemen. Hey, message. Be yourself kids. It's fun. All right, no dumb questions. On the last episode, we asked you guys to send us all of your no dumb questions. We needed some new ones and you guys delivered. Now, real quick, no dumb questions is brought to you by our friends at accelerator. That's right. Accelerator gives us sustained energy throughout this podcast and more. It also enhances our focus to give you guys your answers that you need to your not dumb questions. Your first not dumb question. That's right. We're doing a couple of them this time. All right. We like doing this. First note on question comes from Shay Lynn double zero double legal. All right now. If aliens invaded the earth and asked to see our leader, who would we send? Well, I think the obvious answer is the rock is is no, you're you're tripping, bro. The obvious answer is Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's the. He's the ad. No, you're thinking of Sylvester Stallone. Damn it. Arnold Schwarzenegger was a German man or Austrian, whatever the nationality comes from, but it's a California now governor. Yeah. I mean, he already beat aliens. I mean, the predators took down one of them. You want to talk about one of the most intimidating. I mean, he's a little bit. I mean, he's not quite the physical specimen. He used to be in his prime, but I'm still going with Arnie. That's all man. If we're going fighting off aliens, you got to go. Smith Independence Day. Oh, men in black. He's been fighting off aliens multiple times. He might be an alien. Not completely sure. Who men in black to men in black to yeah, men in black men in black independence day. Yeah, I already said men in black. I missed it. I was blacked out. You weren't listening to me? Nope. Who else have been some good alien slayers? Will we send? What's your face? Was then all the aliens? What's your name? Damn it. Sigourney Weaver. Dude, you are so good. I would have never guessed that's I mean, I didn't get it. They wrote it down. Yeah, but even now, even that right there, even that right there, trying to read Sigourney right there. I would have. All of that should be a bit. We have transpronounced other people's names. All right. Okay. So I think do not set me up again, man. Who else would be a good alien? Who's in Mars attack? Who's in Mars attacks? Man, I know James Brown or Jim Brown was in a piece of it. Oh, Jim Brown's attacks and Brown's always a sign. Punch it through the glass of them. We're going a lot of physical specimens. Should we not just put like a really like maybe neologized ice center or something like that? Oh, throw somebody out there that might know a little bit more about it. Yeah, a little knowledge there. Hit him with some brain power instead of the physical power. God, man. What a guy. Neel is. Sticking to my original answer. I'm sitting in Arnold. I'm sending the rock just because physical specimen confidence. He'll know what to do. The rock's okay. He's a gamer too. He's not on. He can relate that. The rock never made a movie like kindergarten cop a blockbuster. All right. What? He's made a fucking damn that be a good fucking who is movie career. The rockers. Where's an egg? Travis don't do this. Dude, that would be. Good. It's not even close. I love the rock. Don't you fucking dare put him in auto Schwarzenegger's category. Don't you fucking do when the rock is the president of the United States and like what's the rocks best fucking movie? What's the rock's best movie? Tarzan. What do you think? Walking tall was a good one. You're what else? What else is it good one? The other guys wasn't in it for long, but this is my point. It's not the rock. Jumanji. I mean, he was in one of the fastest periods. One of those fucking 800 movies, wasn't he? I'm not going the rock. He was in Jumanji. He is. He's in Jumanji. He does a great job. Doesn't the rock is good. It's just not anywhere close. Toronto Schwarzenegger. Oh, no, man. I think his his WWE career kind of exceeds anything that Schwarzenegger did. What do you are fucking out of your mind? And I think he's stronger than Schwarzenegger. He might be stronger than Schwarzenegger. You know, Arnold, he won how many Mr. Olympia's or whatever the fuck that thing is for having the biggest tits of a man. All right, you won. Moving on to... Predator, Commander, Commander. The best one. The best one. Do not fucking miss this. The best one. Where already said it's Commando? Commando's in this. No, no, no, no. It's not even close. No, no, no. You're missing his best. Do you think it twins with Danny DeVino? No, but that was about it. Look at the range. The range of Arnold is insane. What kindergarten cop are you going to go and fuck it? All those old fucking buns. You're out of your fucking life. Kindergarten cop? Kindergarten cop was Terminator, obviously. That's what I was. You're missing the best ones. You're missing another man. Well, the one that everybody else loved, but the best movie was Commando. If you disagree, go back and watch him. You'll laugh your ass off and enjoy the nonstop action. It was taken before taking was it? What was the barbarian one? That is fucking white. Am I blanking on Conan? Conan. This is not even a competition. You're right. The Rock would fucking destroy him. And what? A wrestling match? Weightlifting, wrestling match. Not acting. I can hear and see that. What? You couldn't even speak English Travis. You couldn't even understand what he was saying. He was a blockbuster hit. That's why he was watching him because he had the voice, man. They liked watching him because he had huge tits and he's a great actor. I'm sick of talking about Schwarzenegger's tits. Let's move on. Every time you say tits, I fucking see those nipples staring at me. All right. Here we go. Thirty seconds left in the Super Bowl. Who are you taking? Bobby Boucher from the Water Boy or Forrest Co. I mean, there's only one answer here. It's Bobby Boucher. You're going to take a defensive player with a thirty second lift. With this exact scenario, what do you mean? Well, they played him on offense. So you're going to play Bobby Boucher on offense instead of just a second. Just playing Forrest Gump. You're going to take the football player. No, ball player, baby. Give me the ball player. Lot more tape on Bobby. Bobby Boucher. We really only have ever seen Forrest Gump one clip, which is an amazing, I think it was a kick off a turn. I'm taking the guy that knows he's in the end zone. You mentioned the good side of Bobby Boucher, but you failed to mention the other side where he had the interception and he proceeded to run it all the way down and then hand it to the other guy. He learned from that. I don't know. I don't know. I think I'm going. I'm going for a scum. Yeah, no. I mean, two of my favorite actors. So I mean, Forrest Gump was running sideways at one point and nobody could catch him. I don't know how that's hap. I don't even know how that's physically possible. Dude, they might have. Do you think they got Tom Hanks to play that role just based off of his run because that run is fucking electric. Forrest Gump runs like every strength coach has tried to get me to run, which is like a fucking robot. He had taken a running class or something. And there's one thing I get upset with is people go here and this is how you do it. Run. Yeah. Well, yeah, it's because that's how you're supposed to run Jason. If you want to get faster, go fucking run. It's that simple. Go fucking run. You'll figure out the optimal way to strike your foot. If you're fucking worth a shit as an athlete, you don't need a fucking. I'm just being honest. You're fucking so stupid. You want to do the last question? Would you rather have muffins for hands or sweat mayo? I'd rather still have muffins for hands. I cannot use make me sweat mayo. I'm going to be fucking be throwing up my entire life. I mean, it's it's it's an easy one. Sweat mayo. I need to go. You got to grab things. What the fuck are you going to do with muffins for hands? What's up, eat them. Fuck. You're right. I just can't buy into mayo, sweat and mayo. Just stay in the AC, baby. Oh my God. Then you don't sweat. I sweat in the AC too. That's going to point. That does it for no dumb questions and shout out to a shock for getting us through that one. All right. Today's video is sponsored by Seekyke with over 28 million download. Seekyke is the number one rated ticketing app. No matter who, no. Yeah. NFL schedules have just been released and they are here and we have a special discount just for the 92%ers, baby. Oh, what is it, Trev? For a very limited time, get 15% off any NFL ticket. That's right. 15% off any NFL tickets. That doesn't matter if you're a first time buyer or not. And I'll tell you what, some good games, both in Kansas City and in Philadelphia. Jason, if there's any game on the schedule of no one's been to the link before, what game do you think they should go to? Well, they haven't been to the link before that you get any game because, you know, it's the link and it's fair. Yeah. It's a good place to go watch a game. But in particular, we've talked about before, I'm a big fan of holiday games. I'd like the NFL playing on holidays and we got a Christmas game at the link. They must have heard you saying this. They must have heard you saying this. I don't think it's a coincidence. The NFL script writers have been paying attention to new. All right now. All right now, Roger. Well, you know, Christmas Day, maybe see some snowballs at Santa Claus, but at the very least, you're going to catch a late individual game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the New York Giants. So make sure you check that one out. Just click the special link in the description. Sign in and the 15% discount will be auto applied to your account. Damn. It doesn't matter if you've purchased seat geek tickets before or not. Just click the link in the description and save some money. All right. That's that easy. I keep going. We got to shout out our partner for this episode. Who's that fireball fireball takes any event to the next level like went into big game, getting drafted or even interviewing your own head coach. I was not drunk for that. I was not drunk for that. Do not put that on me. Fireball. We definitely did not enjoy fireball. It's great. It's iconic. It has an iconic cinnamon flavor that tastes fire and goes down easy. Making it the ultimate crowd pleaser. That's why it's the number one rated shot in the country. What I really like about the fireball shooters is that there's no shot glass needed. You just create that thing open and knock it back. Jason, you big fireball guy. Huge Travis. It's the number one shot in the country for a reason. You can get fireball wherever you purchase your fine spirits. Let's move on to some bold topics to wrap up this week in the NFL's off season recap. Big news from last week, the official 2023 NFL schedule was released for all 32 teams. It's quite the big deal now. It's usually that it used to just come out and everybody has looked at it and be like, all right, cool. This is what the schedule is now. They like tees all the prime time games. I know we were part of the overseas playing in Germany revealing that game against the dolphins and now Tyreke Hill will not be scoring any touchdowns in Arrowhead anytime soon. Yeah, so the 2023 NFL schedule was released. What do you think is schedule release being such a big deal now? Do you think it's over the top? Things a little too much. Do you like it? No. You like it? I think it was fun. Yeah. I mean, it's I think the schedule release as a whole is awesome for the fans because they could see what games are going to when they're going to them, especially like the way ones for us. We get to see when our bi-week is was a big deal. Yep. Thursday night games. The first thing you do, you look at all your. I look for a bi-week in Thursday night game right away to see when I'm going to get the big breaks. I like that from like workloads outside of that. And I'm going to play all the teams when we play them. So do you circle any game? Do you circle any games? Not a circle. I don't even print it out. It's a good point. I always look at I mentioned this earlier on an episode. I always look at turf games. We got four of them this year, not a bad year. That's a small amount of turf. Yeah, it's pretty good. I can we can deal with that. We can deal with that. And then I look at like you said, we got two Thursday night games actually because they gave us the season opener. And then six weeks later, we play Denver on Thursday night. So yeah, you brockos. And then four weeks after that, we have our buy after Germany. Hey, might have to just stay in Germany during October fest. No saying. I do. No saying. My Eagles coaxed my wife into getting a Kansas City Chiefs sock and putting peanut butter in it and getting blue to chew it up. Well, that's not nice. I know blue wouldn't do that if there was no peanut butter on there. It's true. It wouldn't. It's messed up. Kai, it's messed up right there. It ain't right. This is dog mentality. It's dog here. Could you guys are forever the underdog? No, dog mentality. Dog mentality is next thing. It's actually is a do you know why he says dog mentality? No, why? Because when he was a kid, his I think was his uncle. Because uncle had a bunch of hunting dogs and he would take him to go hunt rabbits and they would release the cage and every time he released the cage, no matter how them dogs days was going, they were hunting them rabbits. They're ready to go. That's why it's dog mentality. So just be ready, essentially. I don't go. Yeah, man, a bunch of adorable pooches. Oh my gosh. Riley could have done any team. No, they asked her. So we do all in the video. It's all the whole schedule. Yeah, it's all the teams that we play. So they specifically had her do the kids as any chiefs. This is wow. Okay. This wasn't specific to the chiefs. There's one saying just, you know, just happened on on four. Okay. It's on the war has started and the chiefs also released a video on their on their platform and it had a new heights mentioned. The old new news very fitting as you wear the shirt. You see, we like to keep it nice and cordial. We don't like to hand little stuffed animals or socks of dogs and watch the dogs tear them up. It's whatever, you know, it's whatever. Do what you got to do, you know, Titans, Titans may have put out the best video of all. And that's asking people down on Broadway. What teams the Tennessee Titans were going to be playing and multiple people, multiple people butched the entire league, just just looking at logos and not knowing what logo was what team or what city numerous people thought the Indianapolis Colts were the Dallas Cowboys, multiple people saw the horseshoe of the Colts logo and said, Oh, that's, that's the Cowboys. I'm still upset that you think that those guys that teach wall drills are fucking doing a goddamn thing. I don't know how the fuck you can do those drills and feel at all like it's making you better because I'm a runner, Jason. I run to offensive that you would say, you know, I'm like this, let's help me out in my career. It's helped make you faster and a better runner. Work on knee drive, knee drive and posterior working my glutes and hamstrings to the ground. I don't even want to do this. This is fucking so stupid. What is wrong? Because they don't. He's lying. He's blatantly lying. Just the fucking get me mad. Dude, it's working that knee drive. Actually, the knee drive can help. That's what it's doing. Thank you for that, Jason, man. That's just made my entire week. I guess the Titans video is almost as funny as Travis Colsey, name of head coach. Damn it. That's what I'd look like. At least I knew so of them. All right. Let's talk about a chief schedule of most prime time games with six. All right now. Mahomes versus Rogers for the first time ever in week four. That's crazy that Mahomes and Rogers have not ever. Yeah, we played Green Bay a few times with Patty Mahomes as our QB and unfortunately. He was out of the lineup. Rogers was either banged up. I think he missed the last time we played it was COVID protocol or something happened with his. We don't have to revisit. Yeah, we don't have to go back down the road. I think I know. I think we know what you're talking about. So that happened. But yeah, obviously I played against Aaron. Never beat him when he was back there. So it's I think it would be a fun game. Then you guys got week nine Germany. You guys are playing the dolphins. That's going to be fun. Frankfurt Bay. Are you excited? Yeah. Do you like international games? I love them, man. I love them. That's what I like. A lot of people say they don't like playing international games. I think they're a lot of fun. Anything that changes, you know what I mean? The scene. I like I like playing in a way stadium just because I like getting out of Kansas City because during the season you just don't get free time to be able to go see another city or another arena outside of game day. So I like the away games and this one's going to be a blast. This one's going to be a blast. We're going. One thing that I would say is not good about this is that it's a home game that's in Germany. So you guys are missing out on an arrowhead game. But we already have like this year we're already night. We had nine home games this year because of the 17th game got added last year. Yeah. So you have eight home games. Yeah, but you would have had nine. That's a good point. So we better just, you know, I mean, when's that we get, you know, home field advantage and we have three. Who do you think is going to have home field advantage? We played in London. Let me tell you might have been Jacksonville's home game, but Eagles fans, they showed up. Is that right? That is right. I, I don't know. I don't know what Germany has has to offer. You know, last year, what what teams did Germans go for? What did Germans Germans like beer? Sausages, sausages, boo. They might like the barbecue. So if they like beer, Milwaukee is known for beer. So maybe they're Packers fans. Sausages, what city is known for sausages? Not Miami, right? No, you guys are known for barbecue, which is kind of like a sausage. Yeah. I don't know. Chicago, Chicago dogs. Do you guys have a big German population in Kansas City? I do not believe there is. Are there any beer gardens or anything? Um, no, not that I know of you guys. A lot of German players. No, no German players. We got a Greek player. You got a Greek freak? Yeah. Well, position George Karloffis. Oh, the try the DN for Purdue Purdue, per don't he's is he from Greece or he's just Greek? No, no, from Greece. Family family from Greece, for sure. So he's first first generation immigrant. What's what's his, I believe, I believe he might have even been born over there. And then came to the States. And at some point, huh, what, what, where in Greece, Athens? All right. I will say this. I will say this. The, uh, we got a guy, uh, Blaine Gabbard, uh, quarterback that he was the backup quarterback in Tampa last year. Blaine Gabbard is your, is your back quarterback? Back up quarterback? Yeah. Right now he's, uh, he's in the building. Number two. Whoa. Right now he's in the building. He wasn't on your guys team last year. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if it's listed as number two, number three. Yeah. I know that he just got in. Yeah. So you guys just signed him when Chad retired? Yeah. Got it. And he played, he played in Germany last year and said he was off. He said it was awesome. You said the fans were amazing. They were rowdy. He got into it. Z Germans are big American football fans. Yeah. What are you looking for? Are you going to do anything in Germany? I think I might host a chug off a chug off. Yeah. I think that'd be sweet to really get it, get the, get the fan engagement going out there with the Stein, like a big Stein. You got it down the whole thing down the whole thing. Yeah. It might do it. Are you going to participate in the chug off? I don't think I should drink before the game, but we'll see. I mean, when do you guys go down? They go down early in the week. I don't think we're going down early. I think we'll just probably get Friday night or probably leave. We'll probably leave Thursday night, get in Friday morning, have a good Friday practice. And then yeah, and then maybe get just like an afternoon off. Well, you guys were playing the dolphins and Tyree kill was talking a lot on Twitter about coming back to Arrowhead. Obviously, that's not happening. Chris Jones versus Tyreek on Twitter though, had a nice little back and forth. Back and forth apparently. Yeah. No, Chris let him know he ain't going to score an Arrowhead anytime soon. Yeah, I don't know what to say to it. Yeah, we could just, I have nothing to say there. Christmas Day, you guys are playing the Raiders. Yeah. Is that a home game or an away game? Christmas Day, baby. Let's go. I, no idea. Don't know. No idea. I'm Las Vegas. If it's in Las Vegas, it'd be pretty sweet. What are you going to get? Christmas in Las Vegas. What do you think get your buddy, McDaniel for Josh McDaniel for his? Don't do this. Don't do this. All right. If Josh McDaniel walks in right now, I shake his hand and I say, Hey, coach McDaniel is how you doing because I know him and I know what he looks like. The picture was ridiculous. I can barely see it. It's a high day Christmas games. Can you hit the city again? Let's go. Christmas Day, Christmas game. Pretty sure I'm two and oh on Christmas. In Kansas City. Yeah, I'm two and oh on Christmas. You're Santa Claus for the Chiefs fans. I think that's coach Reed. I'm just like a really important elf. I'm like, you're an elf. I'm like buddy. Are you an elf or a reindeer? Would you rather be an elf or reindeer? How about that? How about that? No, dumb question. Would you rather be an elf or a reindeer? There's more elves. Yeah. And they're a lot less well known. Yeah. No. Seems like those things kind of like, you know, are not that rare. Yeah, I mean, I'm saying it's just got a little bit of a litters. At least the rain is got like sweet names. Yeah. And it seems like the magical ones are rare. There's only a few of them. Yeah. If you're lucky enough to be Rudolph, you're a unicorn basically, but. I'm not going to lack a little confidence, but you are awesome. Those elves grow on trees apparently. That's it. Santa's got a litter of elf. He's got their own. He's got real life opinions, man. And he pays in sugar or something. Yeah. No, that'll be a fun one. That'll be a fun one. Anytime the Raiders come to Arrowhead, man, it's a doozy and the games are rocking. So can't wait for Christmas Day already. He's going to have to circle that one. And then you guys are New Year's Eve against the Bengals in man. We always get that late in this. We always get that late in the season, man. We get that within the last like month of the season. Oh, Cincinnati mayor put out another video. Let's take a look. The guy Orlando Brown got in on this one. It's actually pretty good bit. The Bengals play the Chiefs week 17 and I've got nothing else to add. He's a good cut. How was that? Yeah, I think that was better than the last time. Hey, there we go. I like it. The Cincinnati mayor, mayor half tab. He's he's showing off his. He's showing it off. We got to get him on the pot. He's showing it off. Now he's a he's good sport about it, man. It's a good sport. They shot off the OB for doing it too, man. Guys has finally here. It's officially off season workout time. So you know, I'm taking my AG one by athletic greens every single day. There's no way, Jason. You're taking greens every single day. You're big greens guy. I'm a big greens guy, but this is way more than just your basic greens Travis. 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How about that? Yeah. How about that? You're going to retire the goat in front of all of us. The legend himself. I'm going to take him out the pasture. TB 12 kill out, man. Hey, that was on call for. No, man. I mean, honestly, I'm kind of excited about it. Yeah, that's going to be an experience. That's pretty cool. The potentially the greatest quarterback of all time. I mean, I don't even know if it's worth saying potentially at this point. I mean, he's he's that whole just career isn't over, but certainly if everybody's played, he's got the hardware. Yeah. To be able to be at the game that he's going to hang him up or be honored for the career that he had in New England. That's going to be electric. That's about to say that place is going to be a lot. Travis Kelsey's words. It's about to be electric. Electric that places, but it also means the fans are going to be pumped up. So we're going to have to work on a silent count. Yeah, but yeah, no, I'm excited to be there for it. We last time we played New England was 2019. So it's been a minute since we think that was a big game. We lost that game. I was not at that game. Yeah. Was not a good one for us at home. Do you think a way teams play harder if they know it's a special occasion for the home team? Man, I think, um, no. Well, I think it's the bigger threat is that it's a distraction for the home team. I feel like, but with Tom kind of being a former player, you know, I don't think it's going to distract the team too much. And obviously with Bill Belichick as our coach, he ain't going to put up with any distractions. I feel like even though the teams have drastically changed from the 2017 team that was in the strip bowl against us, I still think like New England and the Patriots versus the Eagles like, you know, Bill's still there. There's still some guys still there. Um, and I certainly feel like for us, I feel like whenever you play like a team, you played in the strip bowl, there's always like a little bit heightened. Oh, yeah. Emotion and energy. Oh, thank you. The hype is definitely going to be there, especially with TV 12 getting retired. That game is a, I can see that game being a very, very electric night in New England, for sure. Four days later though, you have to come to the home opener Thursday night football baby. Who do you guys play on that Thursday night? Play Minnesota. Which they night biggest thing about that. They got a new defensive coordinator, prime floraz is the new guy. So we're going to be, I hate playing new D coordinators or new coaches early season. Yeah, that's always because there's not, you're going off of like tape from, like we're going to be watching tape from, I don't know when he was at Miami, like I like, yeah, preseason games. You're going to get a good glimpse of week one and a couple of the preseason games. You're going to get a decent understanding, but he's still going to have some stuff in his hip pocket. Because most of, most of, I feel like most of the coaches, they got, I want to say the first four weeks kind of already game plan, but that's pretty close. You're definitely going to have your division game plan and you're definitely going to have like the first couple of games on the, on the schedule. Yeah, they got it. Especially if it's a Thursday night game, you got a short turnaround. They're definitely going to get ahead of the, the books. All the things they've been excited to release all off season, they're going to release them early in the season and especially when it's a new coach, it's going to be drastically a lot of new stuff going on. I guess the one caveat is that I think he, I'm pretty sure Flores is a billichic disciple. So it's a similar kind of defense and they like to run a lot of games and three man games, five man games, not five man games, but five man fronts. So yeah, it'll be interesting to see what that looks like, but I love Thursday games. We've talked about this Thursday night games. I'm so glad we got to them. Both of us are big fans of Thursdays because it's limited reps on your body on the front end because you got to get prepared and recovered from the last game. And then you get maximum recovery with the three days after it outside of a bi-week. So it ends up being the closest thing to a bi-week you're going to see in your schedule. So that's the other things. Having that that early, I think it's a little bit earlier than you'd want. You'd rather prefer that they were spaced out a little bit later in the season, but you know, you're kind of making me regret having the first Thursday night game. Or the first game of the year because you actually start three days ahead of everybody else in terms of training camp. You don't necessarily get that short week. You still still going to have a schedule. But you're the only team. But you and the team, who do you guys open up with again? I can't remember. We open up with the. Damn it. I'm an idiot. Sorry. You guys, but the only reason you guys get two Thursday games because you play the opening game of the year, everybody else gets one Thursday game, right? Yeah. Is that how that works? No, you can. They just made the real issue. You can have more than one Thursday night game. Yeah, they did that for Amazon because they had so many buns matchups. Man, those are those Thursday night games. They're a lot of fun. Those things. There are some of them that were not good. Moving on to a Christmas day game. You got a Christmas day game too. We're both playing on Christmas. Who's going to be the Grinch and who's going to be Santa? Both divisional games too. Man, that'll be those will be fun ones to watch, especially with Dave all in the giant science showing, you know? Dude, we got you guys have another one of the toughest conferences or toughest divisions in the league. That's the way it's looking. I mean, obviously, you know, you never know until you start playing games, but you know, everything seems like the teams have only gotten better. Well, there's a lot of familiar faces, so there's not drastic change. So I think the Giants are going to be improved and better. We also, our division is playing a tougher schedule. Our schedule, I think, is the toughest. If you go off a wins and losses in the NFL from a year before. Yeah. And a lot of that's because we play the AFC East, right, which we've talked about. I mean, the Packers, Patriots, Bills and Dolphins. No, Jets, not Packers. Damn it. I was thinking freaking Rogers and I said Packers. What a fucking idiot. Yeah, Jets, Dolphins, Bills and Patriots. So, you know, all those teams are good. Then the NFC conference we're playing to is really good. And I'm trying to remember which one it is. Oh, it's NFC West. So we got San Francisco, Seattle, LA and. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm saying on the schedule, this could be a freaking game. So yeah, dude, this is the second year we're playing the Giants where we don't play them like at all until late, both of the games we have against the Giants. I think they're like, dude, it's crazy. You probably have Christmas and you have the last game of the year. Yes. That's crazy. So it's like we don't play them until the first game is on at Christmas on week 17 or week 16 and then we play them again, week 18. That's just crazy. Turn around. It's literally going to be feeling like you play them back to back weeks. Right. Have you ever played it? Like have you ever like, uh, we did with this year with the Giants actually, we played them the last year and then the first round of the playoffs for us. They had, they played Minnesota in between, but, uh, and we were resting the last game of the year. So it wasn't, oh, wait, we weren't resting. We were playing there. They were resting. We had to win that game. That's what it was. So we didn't play their starters. Yeah. Well, let's move on then. Uh, dolphins at Eagles week seven, uh, two of verse hurts the, uh, former, uh, college teammates. Hey, it'll be a fun one that both of them have circled first time. I'm going against, uh, you're asking the wrong guy at Eagles. There we go, baby. Hey, there we go. Love seeing that. Dude, you know what else is a hot take on this? What's that? Their new defensive coordinator was a defensive analyst in our building last year. Vic fan, Joe is the defensive coordinator and he was in on a lot of our offensive meetings and meetings throughout the year. So he's about to have you guys scheme the fuck up. He's going to try to, but what Vic doesn't know is we're coming at you too. Ooh, it's home. But yeah, you guys have the hardest, uh, SOS strength of schedule based on, uh, teams one percentage from last year. And that's what we had going into the season. The, uh, AFC West wasn't too last year in terms of the, You think the AFC West is going to bounce back this year? 1000%. What do you think? Yeah. 1000%. Yeah. Who's going to finish second in the division? If you guys finish, you're not doing this to me. No, not doing it. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not educated. I don't know. Well, it's, I mean, it's between either the chargers. I'm going to say the chargers. Russell Wilson. I'm going to say the chargers. The chargers got a really good wide receiver for Herbert. Is that just cause you know who their coach is? Fucking guy. Fuck. I can't say anything about it either. Cause I'd fuck it on everywhere. I mean, I didn't know, Josh me down. It does not look like Josh me. I wasn't that funny. We talked about that. We talked about it. I'm sorry again, Josh. The biggest news from the schedule release is that yeah, Donna kills his Facebook is maybe not the source for breaking NFL news that I thought it was when she, when she posted that, that comment. Listen, I'm not excited. Mom got excited. She saw something. She saw some dirt online and she decided to post it to her Facebook and you know, she gets excited. She's into football. Yeah. She's a football mom. And it did come from a kind of trusted source that also deleted. What was it? It came from a kind of a trusted source from the Kansas city star from what she says and the star deleted it. But mom, everybody makes mistakes. I've had to delete some stuff on Twitter before and don't really post on Facebook anymore. Well, I guess I do. Yeah. Listen, I think just as a bar, a good bar. Don't get any news from Facebook. I think that's kind of the point. It's not a search engine. Yeah, especially if it's from a boomer. Like mom, you know, it's not, you know, where you want to be looking. Shout out to momma Kels Hall of Fame. Mama Kels coming off a mother's day. Mama Hall of Fame Mama Kelsie will too will be happening officially week 11th Monday night football, baby. Yeah. Both teams coming off a buy. Yeah. We're going to hang out there. We're going to be well rested. I know we're going to play each other the following week. Are we going to hang out during the bi week? I'm down. I'm game. I usually find my way to Philly on the bi week just to come see you and the girls or I go watch you guys play, but obviously neither of us are playing. So yeah, I might still be in Germany. I don't know. Oh, that's right. They always time up international games. Yes. Dude, if you stay in Germany, should we do new heights in Germany? Who international podcast? Damn dude. That'd be crazy. You think we got any German followers? I can't do that. You see there any German 92%ers? We can get them up. All we got to do is start drinking beer and eating sausages. We've been over this. We'll get German followers. I'll leave the sausage up to you and I'll drink as much beer as you don't eat sausage. I'll do like a like a sausage patters. I'll do like a patty like in the morning like breakfast sauce. You don't do any tubular shaped meats. I'll do sausage on like a pizza. You know what I'm saying? Travis pepperoni, a sausage pizza. I'll do sausage and like a hot sauce. You won't eat it. You'll also do some like bolognese. You won't eat like a hot dog Sam, like a hot dog. Fucking out Jason. I'm out. What? I'm out dude. What is it? How does it get to that? How does it get to that form? How does it get to that form? I've actually seen it. It's pretty gross. It's disgusting. I don't even want to see it. I don't want to see it. Well it's because I do enjoy a good ballpark dog with just catch up on it. Well then what are we talking about? Because I can't do spices. I don't know. I've been eating a ballpark hot dogs as a kid but I can't. So you're in on hot dogs? I'm not even in on hot dogs without being. You're in on the all beef. I got to be hammered. What um do you not fucking hate that you're antagonizing me right now? I'm not antagonizing. You're antagonizing my mind. Wrong. Wrong iron word. I'm not antagonizing saying is it? Is it? Is it the so you'll eat it in patty form but not the tubular form. Is there a reason why you won't eat it in the tubular form? How does it get in a tube? It's called a casing. That's disgusting. So it's just the casing part. It's not the shape of it. Yeah man. I know what you're kidding to. Well I just saying you don't like white condiments and now you all of a sudden don't like tubular shape meets. Everybody's got everybody you know what? Yeah that's it. Where are you? What? On popsicles. Love popsicles. See it's not the shape of even tubular shaped popsicles. I don't know if like the push and pops those were delicious. Yeah. I'm fucks with the push and pops. It's ice cream. I can you I can you hate on it's not ice cream. It's popsicle. Yeah. Frozen frozen sugar water. I just blows my mind that you don't like sauce even if you cut it up like when you cut it up and eat it. It's just the casing. You just don't like the casing. Yeah. This the casing the the bite into the casing and that's juicy and like fuck you're making my mouth water right now. What about a Teresa? No I'm out on that shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't do Teresa. Man well it's good for your heart. One thing is you're you're you're avoiding probably the worst meats you can eat. Cario vascular speaking but from a taste perspective you're avoiding the best meats. Maybe I love sausages. Well sometimes I don't even chew them. I just swallow them right down my gudlet. We can come back to tubular meats another time or or on the internet if we want to but we're going to move on to we got out of the house. We went to the 76ers last home game. Unfortunately the way we wanted it to but it was a fun experience. And I'm just yeah we sat next to some some cool cats. Right. Quest love. Quest love obviously and then saw my guy Michael Ruben name dropping. Yeah you already know dogs down of a Mitchell was sitting a couple of seeds down shout out to the calves. Yeah no I'm not sure if I'm bad luck or if you're bad luck in this scenario because. I went to two games and they lost both of them. I've been one of them I rang the bell for and then they got their bell run so I think it's just a bad. I should stay away from bells and ringing. I've only been to one playoff game where in the NBA where the team that I was rooting for won the game. Wow. But it was a it was a hell of a game. LeBron James. The Cavs game. Yeah the bronze James against the Toronto Raptors. And a little fade away runner off the glass to win it is electric. Absolutely electric. And then the city was on one after that. But yeah I don't know I think I think you might just have to get banned from NBA playoff games in Philly dude. It's not a bad idea. Either that or just to go to all of them and then really I mean it didn't make I got to break the streak you got to break the streak. Yeah I think if I just keep going eventually they'll win and then it's like hey I'm not the mush you know I'm not the guy who's the reason you know. I mean they did just lose in Boston for game seven so and I wasn't in that game. Yeah but would have blamed somebody else. I might have might have had something to do with the fourth quarter. Oh yeah. So I guess we should tell them that you know we we're sitting there and all of a sudden Travis decided to order chicken fingers which I was excited about. Here in Philly we got to wear any Philly arena we got to get some chicken peeps. Well yeah I mean obviously when we're going to get hot dogs. So we got chicken fingers. Yeah big chicken fingers big big chicken tender. Dude they gave us honey mustard. Did you dip it in honey mustard? No you don't remember me taking your barbecue sauce. They gave us one honey mustard one. Ahhh. And I stole your barbecue sauce. That's why I didn't have any barbecue sauce. He's son of a bitch. Caught him watching the game. There was a foul there was not foul ball. There was a ball that went out of bounds. It made its way over to the corner that we were sitting in and of course me being the savvy and very alert player that I am. I was the first one to get to it. Grabbed it. I acted like I was going to take a shot. I kind of gave it a little spin. And yeah when I handed that thing back to the ref I realized how much chicken grease was actually on my hand. And what I was chicken grease was now on the football on the basketball. And unfortunately the sixes didn't look too great after that. And so I might have greased up. You might have caused. I might have greased up that thing. And because guys were missing layers. We're going to have to ask Joel. We're going to have to ask Joel if he felt the chicken grease on it. Guys were missing threes. It didn't go too low. It was both teams. There was a lot of poor basketball after the chicken grease incident. A lot of turnovers. I think it was clearly making a difference. So and you know what you guys can blame me all you want. But no one more to blame than Pete himself because that that chicken was greasy. And I love it. I love it greasy but did you. It's crazy that they without them wings me or then tendies being greasy. It's crazy. They just hand the ball back in. Like how many times does that happen where somebody's been eating buttered popcorn and then all of a sudden they got it all over the ball and it just goes into play like they don't talk enough. It's not talked about enough. All right. How often is that made a difference? Yeah. That's a good question. That ball was greased up. Either way we got to see firsthand the level of the most talented individuals on the planet which are NBA players got to see it live right on the court. And I got to say I mean what do the best athletes in the world? Do the best athletes in the world who really who really like blew your mind maxi maxi quick is a light. Yeah. And actually like really the PJ Tucker I don't think I watched him sit there and warm ups and shoot threes out that you missed like you just made every single one. It's insane how good these guys are. And shooting the ball. Yeah. Outside of getting contested shots or anything like that like open just like three-pointer. I mean it's it's nuts. Yeah. Especially if they start to get in rhythm. Yeah. And the same spot draining them. Yeah, it's like me in the driveway. For me in the pool, I'm a great pool basketball player. Yeah. Cause you could splash outstanding. Use the I mean use the water here as your weapon. I'm semi aquatic. I got a lot of I got basically a layer of blubber on me. So I kind of act like a woman. You got a float. You got a float tasting device. It like it works to my advantage. You got that inner tube around the waist. It's just buoyancy. I've always been I mean if the pool basketball was an Olympic event, I might be in it. I'll let you know. All right. Play off atmosphere though. NBA versus NFL. What games are more electric? Got to go. I mean yeah, there's less games. So people get more fired up for the one game that they get to see. I feel like there's one caveat like at the end of NBA games, if it's close, I feel like it's unbelievably electric. The same way the NFL game is. I just I don't know. I feel like it's more intimate in the NBA like you're closer to the players. So you can like say something that like I'm a fucker is definitely going to hear that. He ain't like yeah, he shouts something. He's going to hear better be better. Be careful with your shouting. But no, I think I just think NFL games. There's the whole tailgating portion. It's just in general, the games are more electric, including the playoff games. Yeah, one 100% and arguably the best athletes in the world. I guess the only time I've experienced NFL playoff games is that Arrowhead. It's the only game I've been to. Well, obviously outside of our own. Yeah. But I'm on the field. I'm not in the stands now, but you feel it. You feel it. You feel electric. It is a arrowheads electric now. All right. Now the link is popping though, man. I will say this though, I thoroughly enjoy being in a Philadelphia stadium during playoffs or during some sort of meaningful game. So whether it's a divisional game or if it's just like two of the top teams in the conference or two of the top teams in the league, Philly fans, man, they never disappoint. They are always at the edge of their seat telling the refs, fuck you, telling the other teams, fuck you. And it's just I on it when it was a point in the fourth quarter where the refs made like a very weird recall of like free throws. I forget the exact scenario because I was drinking beer the entire time, but yeah, Joel shot to made them, but then they made Maxi go and shoot them. There's something weird like that. Game six and I think Maxi still made them when I tell you the entire stadium turned on the refs right then and there because it really did deflate like the momentum that was going on. And I got rowdy and I love every bit of being in that being in that stadium or that. I mean, listen, I'm biased. I think Philadelphia is the greatest sports city in the United States. It's unbelievable. I mean, I think she's got the best football fans for sure. What about their basketball fans? Yes, where you got us. So a couple of weeks ago, Trev, as you know, we were debating what is the greatest trophy in all the sports and the two that we mentioned were the Lombardi trophy and the state. Stanley cup trophy. This is true. Lord Stanley. Well, it turns out that somebody was a little upset that they weren't included on that list and that somebody is Larry. That's right. The Larry O'Brien trophy submitted his own resume as to why he, I don't know if I'm, we'll call it a he, is the number one trophy in all of sports. And it's right here in front of me. Stop it. I'm not making this up. This was a full submission by Larry himself. The NBA. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. It says here you have the Larry O'Brien to a future house right now. Well, hold on. That has not been revealed yet, Travis. Wait, wait, hold your horses. It says right here as the Larry O'Brien championship trophy, I am the NBA's ultimate prize representing the highest level of athletic achievement and teamwork. We know that I agree with that. I stand tall it over two feet and weigh in at a hefty 30 pounds, making me the most four minimums. 30 pounds. That's a, that's a, that's a mini golden doodle right there. That is a, that, I mean, 30 pounds is pretty, that's a 30 pounds at the sick boy. That's a sick boy. So I'll be, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Making me one of the most formidable trophies in sports known around the world for my unique design and my shiny gold good looks. It is unique. We'll get back to you how unique it is. We go ahead. It also lists a level of achievements and experiences that Larry has endured from 1977 to this present moment. He was obviously awarded to Michael Jordan, a whopping six times. Knew it. Solidifying his status as the ultimate symbol of basketball excellence. A company at the Los Angeles Lakers during their dominant three Pete that we are all familiar with from 2000 to 2000 with shot in Kobe, a company of LeBron James as he brought the long awaited championship glory home to our hometown, the Cleveland Cavaliers ending a 52 year championship drought. I was at the parade. I was at the parade. And it also celebrated the San Antonio Spurs era of sustained success led by the one and only Greg Popovich as they won five championships between 1999 and 2014. So Larry has seen a lot. And Larry felt a little bit upset that he was left out of the greatest trophies bit that we did. Yeah. So not only did he submit this wonderful resume, he submitted himself. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the NBA championship trophy, the Larry O'Brien trophy. I don't know. Am I allowed to just touch this with my bare hands? Right. You better. You better. Tiffany Blue. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Look, jacket. What is that the jacket? The Larry O'Brien jacket. Oh my gosh. Dude, this is heavier than a minigold mini golden. A 30 pounds. Oh my gosh. That thing is he normally is it's big. The ball is bigger than my head. Is this is this an actual representation of a basketball? I don't even know if I can get this whole thing in the show. Oh my God. This guy has the stroke. Look at that. Look at that. This is ridiculous. How did you even get that? That thing looks beautiful. Oh, dude. I'll tell you what. Did you know? Did you know that all of the Larry's on to something? Did you guys know that all the games in the series are engraved? Are engraved on this? Nope. I did not know that. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I did not know that. I didn't know that thing was that big. I feel like whenever I saw it, I whenever I saw pictures of it in Jordan's hands and Kobe's hands, it doesn't look that big. It's monstrous. I got to say too, as I think the knock, one of the knocks on the Larry Brad Jovi is that it looks like the shot is being missed. Yeah. Right? Yeah. No, for sure. When you see it in person, I think it's going in. It's definitely a brick. What? No, no, no, no. There's space. If it's coming at this angle. Oh, yeah. Well, it all depends on the trajectory of the shot, but yeah. It's hard to tell. I mean, obviously, you know, Steph Curry's shooting that thing is going in. All right now. Well, you know, she killed on the field shooting a free throw. I don't know. They pop a fist. I got to say, I got to say the Bob Haggis check. I got to admit, Larry O'Brien trophy up until this moment was not high on my list. That thing is after seeing the heft and size of this thing, that thing is enormous. Because I think this is what people don't realize. They see it on TV after the championship. There's like seven footers holding. Yeah, no, that's crazy. 30 pounds over two feet. Oh, Lee, that thing is enormous. Yeah, this thing is bigger than a mini golden doodle. Give it a nice. Give it a nice. I believe it's also. Because that thing hollow or is it solid. I don't even know if I'm allowed to do that. Do it. I believe it's hyper on the top. It's in your house. You can do whatever you want. I forgot. It's hollow, but I got to say it's sturdy. It's got a sturdy like not to it. It's got some heftiness to it too. 30 pounds. You can make it. I feel like the Stanley Cup is like around 30, 35 pounds somewhere in there like that. That thing is like three feet. Yeah, then this thing is more solid than that. If it's chugging in the same way. Well, either way, this is an incredible drill. Oh my gosh. I got to say I'll give it up to you, Larry. Yeah, got a point. I got to say we got a boy. I think this might be. I can't say this. No, nothing beats the Stanley Cup. Well, no, I wasn't going to say that. I was going to say you could say that. Sorry. We got to step our game. I feel like I'm going to get crushed as a football player. The one knock on it. The one knock on it. You cannot drink. You cannot drink out of it or drink from it or you could definitely your little Lombardi lose. You can't lose that. You can look at this. Look at this back side of this basket. No way. You go right down there. You can do that. You can get that done. I'm telling you. No way. You're forcing it. Nope. It's not a lose anymore. It's not a lose. Nope. You can only lose off of one trophy and that's the Lombardi. There's a big base to it though. So you could all play flip cup on it if you wanted. Larry O'Brien flip cup. Let's go. Yeah, I think after I've held the Lombardi trophy. That right now. This is a more impressive size weight. I've always been more of a gold guy myself. I like gold. That guy likes gold. Either way. Larry, great submission. There's no better feeling than the last thing. I'm actually moving you up in our list. Are you moving them up after this? No. No. Nope. Are you just saying that because you're upset they didn't come to your house? I know. Why did they come to my house? You don't even like basketball. You're in the NBA finals anymore. I'm with Larry. This is the epitome of athleticism right here because basketball plays completely playful. We've been over that. We've been down that argument. Look at how beautiful it is. That thing is nice, man. I'm actually pretty jealous that they came to your house and not mine. Well, I think it's obvious they didn't come to your house. You just spiked the Lombardi trophy in front of 40,000 people in the Pussy Dam. Yeah. And you're pouring beer down the side of it. Yeah. We're not going to trust you. The Travis Kelsey household. Aroteus. Aroteus and all accounts. It's listing facts. This is ridiculous. If that's the reason NBA, this is, I heard some of my feelings. I once had dreams to play in your league. Jason didn't even, Jason didn't even watch you guys. I dreamed I could play in the NBA. I knew that that was an unattainable dream because I couldn't be due in the backyard. If I can't be my own brother in the backyard, I probably not going to the NBA. You've never had a single second of a dream that you were in the NBA. I wanted to be Dennis Brown. Lockdown D, hustle, ball, rebound machine. That was my, that was how I was going to make it and just never, never really get you. You didn't even play in the wreck. I mean, I knew that it wasn't going to happen. Jim class, you would go play Frisbee or something. Travis, they don't put 6, 2 and a half Dennis Robbins out there. You got to be at least a 6, 6 Dennis Robbins. You can't be a 6, 2 Dennis Robbins. That's a good point. You got to go on the side. I mean, Deladova is about that, right? He's not Dennis Robbins. Yeah, but I mean, he's like the same style player. What? What? What? Just like a role player? Like he knows his role when he plays a well type. Yeah. He plays defense. All right. I don't really know what else to like. You know, Jason, do you know who Larry O'Brien is? Jason, do you? Ooh, with the curse on it. Yeah. Do you know Coach Larry O'Brien? Do you know Larry O'Brien? Coach Larry O'Brien. No. So Larry O'Brien trophy. You guys took the Larry O'Brien trophy to a guy who doesn't even know Larry O'Brien is. I'm finding out now. What's going on here? He was the commissioner. That's right. From like 75 to like 80 something. Hey, I should have known that one because he's definitely was a commissioner. I was wrong. No, no, no, no, no. No, he was. I hope for two. David Stern. Hey, are we going? Okay. I see. Oh, my time. There we go. Hey, Larry O'Brien. He was the one that merged the, the ABA and the NBA. Really? I believe so. Hopefully, hopefully. How did the Harlem Globetrotters get left out of this? I don't know what, I don't honestly, I don't know why the Globetrotters were the Globetrotters. They were just like their own show at all times. Well, the Globetrotters, it's like WWE. It's fake basketball. They're just like, trust me. No, now they are. I think originally though, they were like, they were a legit team at some point. And I just think they still are an actual team. It's just at an amateur level. Well, we're, we're digressing. Fantastic trophy. It is a beautiful, it's a shout out to the NBA. I'm starting to get fired up these, these Eastern and Western Conference finals are going to be exciting to watch and appreciate the NBA. Can I put a six or seven? Have they, well, a six or's hat after they just lost? I think you're a little late, Jason. Maybe it'll bring us a lot of protection. Oh, what a six or's hat on it. Oh, where's your calves hat? It's upstairs. I'm not going to lie. That's the best six or's logo right there too. There we go. Maybe one day. One day, Philly. Screenshot that Philly. Who knows? But then next time you'll see that. Come on, man. Too soon. You're right. My bad, my bad, my bad. Hey, listen, it can't just be me and James Harden. All right. That was incredible. Never in a million years that I ever think that the Larry O'Brien trophy was going to be in my den. Dude, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you just, you're holding it for a full 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. My fingerprints are on it. Yeah. You're, you're, you might as well just getting graved in there. Hey. Hey. And grave them. That chicken grease ain't coming off easy either. Good luck. That a boy. We leave your mark. The Kelsey way. All right. I think that's all blurry. Thank you so much for your submission and coming today. That is, it is noted. It is noted. Very, very, I still think it's going to be hard to beat Lord Stanley, but it's noted. Yeah. I think it was very impressive even from this view. Dude, I'm not, I'm not kidding yet. I'm glad it was, he came because it's way more impressive in person. That thing is enormous. Coach Larry O'Brien, ladies and gentlemen. Coach, thanks for coming. Jason, with this thing being in your hands today, we got a, we got to get a prediction out of you, man. Have you, do you know who else is, who all is still in the NBA finals right now? Um, well, as of this airing, it's going to be the Lakers, Dallas, and then I think it's going to be Miami and Denver. Sorry. Yes. Sorry. Dallas didn't make the playoffs. Man, shout out to Luke. Yeah, you're right. Luke, I missed it. Lakers, Denver and Miami and Boston, obviously. Um, and I'm going Lakers. It's been, it's been, it's been as wide open as it's ever been. There's nobody. There's no front runner. There's no front runner. No, I don't think there is. All right, who's the front runner? I think, I think Dallas and Boston are the front runners right now. You mean Denver? How about that? Right back at you. Look at that. So it's a, it's a, you hang around Jason, man. Fuck. Well, listen, it's the, they're two D names. They're two D names in the South Southern area. What? Huh? Denver's in the South Southern area. No Denver can't be that far from Dallas. Are we still recording this? Yeah. Whatever. Yeah, I think it's going to be LA. I think, I think they got the mo, I think LeBron's going to get there again. I think he's going to win it again. Dude, I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see, I want to see it'll be. You think it's going to be Denver? No, no, I think it's going to be the Lakers. I do think it's going to be the Lakers. Look at that. All this to just agree with me. I think it's, yeah, I think it's a rematch of the bubble. I think it's Lakers Miami. Lakers Miami? Yeah. Man, if Jimmy Butler was still a sixer. Ah, I know that stings, man. It stings. Isn't it so easy to cheer for that guy, man? Ah, God. Yeah, of course. He was, he does things the right way. I don't want to talk about it. How do you let a guy like that out? Can we not talk about this Travis? Yeah. All right. My bad. Soft spot, soft spot and Philly. So the last thing we need to talk about this week is we've decided to start. A new segment. We're launching it this month. It is going to be called May Madness. May Madness. May Madness. Not to be, not to be messed up with March Madness. Oh, I didn't even realize that was a thing. Hey, well, it's going to be a huge competition for you guys to maybe win what will be the most prestigious trophy in all sports. That's right. We're doing it big. We're creating our own trophy. We're launching the details next week. So make sure you tune in to the Thursday episode next week. We're going to be launching everything you need to know there. But here are some things that we do already know. Yes. There will be a bracket. You guys will get to pick winners. That's right. The 92% are going to pick the winners and one lucky 92% will go home with a brand new new heights trophy. That's right. We are building a new heights trophy. This thing. For this is going to be epic. This is going to be the coolest trophy that you've ever seen. I'm talking about. It's going to be so cool. We don't know what it is. Yeah, like we do know it's going to be solid gold. Solid gold. Should we should we have diamonds on it? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. This trophy is probably going to be going to be we're going to we're going to put in some we're going to put some money for this thing. Yeah. We want to be able to be epic. So whoever wins it. Don't steal it. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can melt it down probably if you want to if you really if you want the money, but it's going to be a limited collector's edition. So I don't know why you would do that. We're going to need some insurance on this baby. That's right. That right now. It's this is going to be the biggest thing we've ever given to the fans yet. And we want to keep doing this stuff and made madness is going to launch the beginning of our fan contest. So be ready to tune in next week to see all the details how you can enter the contest and what the trophy is going to be. And what the contest is. That's right. Yeah. Well, it's going to be a bracket. All right. All right now. Outside of that fire. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. We're fired up for this. But we are we know it's going to happen next week. So make sure you're here. All right. That wraps up this episode. Trap it up. That is it for new heights. Actually, I guess I should say. Yeah. I think all the taking a look at the Larry O'Brien trophy got us in the mood to design our own trophy. Yeah, dude. And we got to come up with some epic. Some epic for the 92% percenters. All right. How about wraps up this episode, Trev. All right now. This episode of new heights is in the books. Make sure you subscribe to the YouTube channel to new heights. So you know when all the new episodes are coming out. Remember that the live episode will drop next Monday and that our regular episode is going to come out Thursday, you may 25th. You subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and so you know when we release that episode. 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