126 - A Whole Line of Holes w/ Lumi Ray - The Josh Potter Show

Oh boy! Welcome back to the Josh Potter show. It is I, Josh Potter, your host here once again and very excited. It is our final Tuesday episode folks. The last one, the last time I can say see you next, well I can't say you see next Tuesday because next time I see you it will be Wednesday and it is going to be a special Wednesday episode. The debut of the Wednesday episode will be very special because it'll be the first ever away game that I play here in the Josh Potter show. We won't be inside the Roach motel. I will be actually in the studios of Gas Digital recording an episode with a very special guest. Should I say who the guest is? Should I just say it? Everyone says yes. Well Rob is the only one who responded. It's Mark Norman. Mark Norman will be on the program for the debut of the Wednesday episode so that's very exciting and aside from that I want you to come out to show. Bellflower made to March 10th is this week right? When this comes out yes this week I'm looking at the calendar I don't know what day it is folks. But March 10th Friday Bellflower California with Sarah Wine Chink pleased to be buying tickets for that up on my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter or on Twitter at J underscore Potter. We have a very special guest. I'm so excited she's here. It's the great Lumi Ray folks. Now we have to be nice in the first 10 minutes of this program. Otherwise they'll get upset over at the YouTube. So we have to like you know she's a starlet of stage and screen. We'll keep it at that for now. I'm sure you folks know all about it. And so I want to know you know some of the non-industry things of your life. Where do we come from? Humboldt County California. Oh so you are from California. Yes. So you're here the whole time. Humboldt County that's like kind is that where I'm going where Bellflower is? Are they far away? Oh pretty far. They're like five hours from the Oregon border. Oh so it's Humboldt is Northern California. Yeah. Oh yeah. From Northern California. So that's like I just confused it like I was like you're like I'm from Orlando and I'm like oh is that near Hoboken New Jersey? Like I was that far away from pretty much. Yeah that's crazy. My bad. I thought Humboldt I don't know shit about California yet. Like I was like is that Bakersfield? Is Bakersfield near there? Yeah anytime people when I say Northern California they're like so San Francisco, Sacramento I'm like close. Humboldt I've heard of that. There's like a comedy club up there I think. Um I think no. No. No. Maybe. Maybe like. What's that? It's weed. It's known for weed. Oh maybe that's why I don't know. It's not known for comedy. It's known for some black market stuff. Yeah. My other favorite thing. And so I mean growing up in Humboldt County what made your way down this way? Well I started um I moved to Napa in San Francisco and wanted to do like the chef thing. Oh you're gonna do cooking. Well I was doing it already for a couple years and was just like oh. I noticed you like a lot of chef books I saw on your Instagram and post and things like that. I'm like I wonder if that's a hobby of yours but it's a no it was my career. It was my career before this before. Shhh. We can't say it. No I'm just kidding. I don't know. I mean at certain point it's like come on we're adults folks. We're adults we can say. Born. In first. I mean we're in four or four minutes deep into the nice boy clock. I think it's it's okay we can whisper it. Yeah. Maybe if we say quietly the children. Right. Right. Or whatever it is that we're concerned about with YouTube. You just say corn that's what they do on TikTok. Corn. I saw that. Why? Should we start censoring our promos? Is that why I think something that's going on? I mean because my promos just say penis they say cock you're gonna have to beat all these. No I'm just kidding. Uh it's no but it's uh I was saw I saw that people say corn or they put up the corn emoji. Yeah. Like and it's like wham over the face of it and or whatever and so I was like huh I wonder why what's going on there. Are we getting suppressed? Is the word porn getting suppressed? At least for TikTok. For TikTok yes I guess that's true that's where children are. Maybe Instagram. And I I just don't I guess that's why they're doing it for TikTok. I don't even think about fucking TikTok. I have one evidently. Mm-hmm. Don't even know Kirsten's way but she's just like I don't know she'd go. Yes. I'm just laughing because like you can't you have to censor your words but like I see the most heinous shit on TikTok. I mean we saw we met Shawnee on TikTok. That's right and that was quite heinous but I do believe Shawnee got his TikTok revoked about three or four times. Don't you say it? Wasn't that the consequence of his actions? Yeah. Do you have trouble on TikTok? No because I barely post on it. Yeah I don't even look. I'm too I guess I'm too old. I try to keep it as PG as I can. I posted one that was like after a scene where me and the girl were flirting and my friends like cleaning up like all the all the residual effects. Yeah. Yes indeed. We're fine. We can we don't have to mince words anymore if you don't want to but you're trying to keep it. Yeah. If you're trying to keep it a certain with a certain mystery or whatever then. I don't care who knows what. That's awesome. Because you're like in the game still like every time every now and then I'll come across a actress and they'll be like you know I'm out of it now. I do woodworking. I just have my only fans going or something like that. You know what I mean? Wow. There's a there's a bunch of them. Yeah. They're like I don't do the actual but you're in the like with the production companies. Yeah. That's what's up. I do all the things. All the things. Besides like game banes or DPs. Yeah. I'm yeah. Bukaki. I'm pretty I guess vanilla because I barely even do anal. So now outside of the business. I don't know. I mean we don't again have to name names but you are known to have been with comedians. A truck off the phone. And you've talked about them on other things so I'm not like it's not like I'm. But if you want to air something out it would help the numbers. I'd appreciate it. Great. But nevertheless I did notice that about you and I was curious because it's oftentimes that two meld together the two genre. And so I never heard it from the other perspective I guess you could say. From the porn from the porn. Usually it's like there's porn there's comedians who date porn stars. Right. Yeah. But I've never heard it from a porn star who dates comedians. Or fucks them or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Classifying. Yeah. Well I mean I did it's funny because I was doing it before I started doing porn. But. Really. Oh so you were just already. I was just a fan. That is a. I mean yeah when I first got hit up by. Dalia or any of the comedians. I was just like a. Almost joking. I didn't even have like a large following. I was just like. Twenty. Yeah we are aware he does answer DMs pretty. Yeah. At a rapid pace. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. So I'd imagine you went right to the top of the list. And got some free tickets. Had some intercourse. Do you have a positive experience? Like I don't have any reason to cancel him but he's it was definitely like. Weird experience. I mean seems like it from what I've. Yeah. Come across in the readings and things like that and some videos and stuff. Yeah. But I will say. The one thing people always ask me. I'm like yes it was all consensual. Sure. Yeah. Well. That's fine. It was weird but it was consensual. Do you think somebody who is not as I mean. You have then since gone on to obviously do pornography. Yeah. Do you think somebody who like you know went on to maybe be a. Waitress or like a librarian or something like that. I don't know what teacher or something would maybe think it was weird enough to sure consensual but weird enough to be like. This was fucked up or something like that. From the experiences. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Could you deem that maybe a plain Jane. Yeah. Probably. Might not have thought of it the same way. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. I mean. Because I'm. Yeah. In the court of law what is that what do they call that when I'm like putting my brain into somebody else's brain. And they go objection your honor. Wait what. That is a circumstance. I don't know what the fuck you know. Would I assume something upon the witness. Leaving the witness. I don't know maybe that's it but I thought I you know there was something there was some great good word for it that I'm thinking of but I can't off the top of my head. Well that's it. I mean and it didn't persuade you from continuing to fuck other comics so I appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean. And especially now that I am. At least adult entertainment. Sure. I feel like. It's very rare that I want to date other porn stars but I definitely I like the comedian thing because well I want to segue at some point whether it's writing or okay. Maybe standard standard. There's other levels of entertainment that you don't maintain. Yeah. That would like to be super happy. Yeah. But so I feel like the comic porn star pipeline kind of works because we're both in entertainment. Sure. And at least with the experiences I've had since being porn they are very understanding. Right. And they're not as jealous. They might be like sex part. Yeah. They might be like like not super stoked but so far. Well because I come across many insecure people in comedy. Yeah. And you would think that that would lend to not being necessarily on board with a lot of things but because I've always like I've always said and I have dated other women in the adult entertainment industry and I've said that like you know I don't get because it's like work. Yeah. It's like it's just like I can separate it in my brain but then I hear from other comics that are like I could never walk under that. So I was curious if that you know came up in conversation. Yeah. You know it's funny the one from New York that we talked about. When we were hanging out he was like I could never be with a camp girl or like a only fans girl and now I wonder if he knows what he did. He didn't know at the time. Well I wasn't at the time. Oh is that still? Yeah I was just a chef and I went to San Diego. So what what threshold of numbers here are post porn and pre porn? Actually a lot were pre porn. That's wild. Yeah. Was there any post porn? There's been one. Only one out of the I mean I've got an alitney over here of numbers but that's wild. Okay so they were all pre porn. So that's not a great tell of if they were actually into it or not. Right that's why I have no idea which one. Oh actually I do know which ones would probably be chill. Would be chill with it now and the ones that would be like absolutely not. No way in health. Yeah. Interesting. And I mean I hope that you further the experiment and you find out one. Yeah you know there's one there's one on the list. Really? I mean who is hitting me up? Oh who's hitting you up I see. Yeah but well see how it goes. Yeah I think I can venture to guess a few names. I mean all the hot boy comedians out there are their DMs have to be banana. Yeah. I mean I had a little sniff of it and it was crazy and it's since very much cooled off. But hey I'm saying like these guys out there God bless you I don't know how you stay out of that plus 99 section. That's all I gotta say. But yeah I mean so now who's the next entertainer type. You want to go you said magician was that the one? Ventriloquist I mean what are we talking here. Maybe ventriloquist they seem pretty they seem like they would be super down with the porn stuff. The thing about like dating someone in the entertainment industry that's awesome about it is they get all the like I can't work on a weekend or I can't like hang out on a weekend or you just have any have a little more free time. There's an understanding there that's definitely beneficial to a relationship at some point. Not compared to the cooking I'd imagine cooking is something that you know you have to be at what every fucking night of the week you're you're in a kitchen. I mean that seems like a hard life. It was it was hard but it was fun and it was a lot. Yeah it's a lot on the body. I say it all the time that's like much harder on my body than than porn. In what ways in terms of like the exhaustion versus the you know. Yeah well I'm only having sex for certain amount of time but I'm on my feet working lifting and hustling for like eight to twelve hours. Behind the hot kitchen. Yeah whatever it is. Yeah yeah I would my father was a short order cook and I always said watching him work growing up I was like I am never gonna work in a restaurant as long as I live and I've managed to do that so far no matter how poor I slept in my car for a while folks but I did not work in a fucking restaurant. Did you ever bartend? No never anything like that. I didn't want to be a part of any of that at any point. That's fair. I just did radio and comedy and I was like I'll be poor for the rest of my fucking life if I have to. I mean while my friends who were bartending are like I made two grand a night you're like what? For making drinks and getting fucked up and doing blow. I mean good golly. That sounds pretty epic but I never succumbed. I always stayed true. Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by Factor in Boyle Boy Factor has just changed my life. I mean they make ready to eat meals delivered straight to your door and they save you so much time and energy. 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I don't know if it was a like a regional department store but it was like before a target or something like that. I think the target eventually took it over. I think I'm too young for that because I remember getting the oh well Ace Hardware does that or like popcorn. Right. So does target I believe did or did you do like hot dogs and shit like that in the front like the outside of the thing. Yeah. So I remember going to this hills every now and again and I remember going there on Black Friday with my like my mom would just drag us. And so they showed this video of hills when they got the cabbage patch dolls. And now I know for a fact that my mom was in this in this melee and I never she told me about it. And I never really put two and two together of like what she was explaining. And she was like oh it was crazy when the cabbage patch kid dolls came out. It was nuts and I had to be there right when they got in the store. And she was saying how it was like oh it was a zoo. But then I saw this video. This is the literal video of that day of when my mom was there. Whoa. I mean you don't see her anything but it was. It was bananas. Can we make it big? 1980s cabbage patch kids craze. Yeah. I mean you don't remember that part of the. I was born 97. Exactly. You were more a beat. I don't even know. Do you remember Beanie Babies even? I didn't know. Exactly. Yeah. I don't even know what they had. I also had hippie parents and they didn't have toys. Oh hippie parents that no TV and no toys. Wild. I'm going to delve into that in a second. Well this is a toy called the cabbage patch doll. I know what it is. I don't know. I mean I'm telling the people out there too. They might not remember either. I was you know I'm not I'm not a my mom. This was like when I was born. What year was this? Does it say? Says. Yeah it says 83. 83. So this is three years before I was born. And when I was born I was born premature. And so there were no clothes that could fit me. So my mom actually would put me in the cabbage patch doll clothes. Oh my god. So the all the pictures of me are in cabbage patch doll clothes. And that's the only reason I know what they are because I had the logos. It was your wardrobe. Yeah it was my wardrobe. My mom went to the store and she's going up and down the Toys R Us aisle buying me clothes up. I don't know if she had to buy a doll every time. I think they sold like separate clothes for them. Thank the Lord. Yeah that's how my mom shot me was she'd find this cabbage patch doll clothes and bring them home. So here's the day that they came out or whatever. And my mom explained she just said oh it was a zoo. But here's what it was. So. Those in Amherst New York opened their doors this morning. Coligo Industries the outfit that makes the cabbage patches has been trying to keep up with his friends. He demand turning out 200,000 cabbage patch dolls a week. That turns out not to be anywhere near enough. Kids want them and adults will do just about anything to get them just about anything. They really hammer that point home just about anything. I mean like what do you mean reporter where the ladies blowing dudes in the fucking parking lot probably like you know what I mean like what are we talking about just about anything. But there were people like that was quite the melee in there and I'm sure they weren't showing at all. I mean I'm sure some people got banged over the head with some nonsense there. Is there anything I mean was there a toy despite your lack of exposure to them. Was there one that you just were like I wish my hippie parents would let me have this. Well they let me play with Legos. Okay so that was your faith. They let me play with stuff that like was good for your brain. Yeah that's like a Chinese TikTok. They were the Chinese TikTok while I was playing with Beanie Babies going it's name is you know whatever Princess Diana bear. I saw one I could think of. I don't know their names. Yeah but I'm over there playing with John Beney. Yeah yeah. I know I want to say I know that's because of a broad city episode. Wait there was a John Bene Ramsey bear because that is morbid. Yeah my mom has to have had that. We must see the John. I mean it's just like a blue bear. From Broad City. I mean it could have been a joke. Yeah see. Does it exist for real though please. There's no actual one it says. Okay. Damn it. That would have been amazing but Broad City hey good joke. Yeah. Because that's a good joke. Yeah that. I don't mind that one bit. I uh I'm speaking of a faux a faux uh story there. We do have to read an email from T-Bone. He apologized last week. T-Bone who's a roach reporter out there. The roach reporter is sending articles to me at joshpottershowajemail.com. He did write uh an apology so I do have to deliver it for him. Mm-hmm. Here I don't know if I have it in front of me. Oh my gosh I all that. It's not all of it. Okay. Would that be something if I was like yes it's all about four hours. He really messed up. He really fucked up apparently. I don't know if I see it in the stack here. Here it is. It says Castellanos stepping up to the plate but we have to get the ambiance here. And Castellanos stepping up to the plate. I must take a minute here to apologize for the unvetted man bun story. I did not do my due diligence on this story and I must suffer in the shape of letting my fellow roaches down. I was riveted by the story and was truly captivated by your commentary on it only to find out in real time with you that it was a sham. I cannot stand for such idiocy. Papa roach and fellow roaches please accept my formal apology as I continue to become the best report roach reporter I can be. I think that was a good heartfelt apology. And there's Castellanos. Oh to the count. All right. Thank you T-bone for your apology. I appreciate a great deal. He said that being said I must take slight umbrage with the earlier earlier part of the same episode that Rob pointed out that the 76 year old and 19 year old story was fake. That wasn't a an article of satire that was duping us. That was a person duping the world. You see the difference? I had to that's a lot of business I had to take care of. I'm afraid. Kirsten is that acceptable to you? Yeah no I agree with what you just said to about Justin M. Story. Exactly. Yeah. Not the same. Yeah not the same at all. So now with the hippie parents no television no toys becoming a chef. Mm-hmm. How did we get to where we are today? Well I was also pretty promiscuous. Okay and was that from like not having access to toys? Yeah like if you got a Tamagotchi would you be? I probably wouldn't do porn. She just had a cabbage patch kid. Yeah if I have cabbage patch issues not that issue. Yeah you're just lacking Mattel in your life or a barbie or whatever but uh they just let me watch television. That's the other is that the other thing was their curiosity with television? And now would you sneak out to watch television? No I would go like but that's like all I wanted to do if I went to friends houses or like my grandma's house. That's so you're just a zombie in front of it. I was like oh my god. What the hell is this it's just feeding you serotonin constantly it's real afford to go like do do do do you like oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah I thought Judge Judy was fascinating. Yeah that's hilarious. The most you're like what is this? You're just like it's a commercial for fucking tires. Yeah you're like oh my god. This is cinematic masterpieces. So what made you promiscuous that you just wanted a rebel or whatever something like that? No I okay well my dad kind of did check out at some point and then I think that definitely started a thing which was liking older men. Oh okay. I loved older men and then discovered that I loved silly guys. And then uh I always felt comfortable though like in front of a camera naked. Like I got asked to be photographed naked or do nude modeling so. And I'd imagine it wasn't a professional who asked you the first time. No. It was just like a guy name wearing. No. It was a female photographer. Oh okay. So she was like an actual photographer. Yeah. I thought it was just like you know Jeff and he's like got a you know cricket phone and he's like what do you say? You know I feel comfortable. I feel great about this situation. That's when I do. When you took out his cricket chirp I knew that I was comfortable. Yeah. No and then started with only fans like around November 2021. After the pandemic. Yeah. Would you do all pandemic? Think about it. No. I was uh. If only I did this only fan thing. Yeah I was doing um worked for a canvas seed bank for a little bit and then did like helped with uh permitting and state licensing for the growers. And you're like well fuck this. Yeah that's why I knew I didn't want to do an office job. Yeah. Paperwork. Who the hell wants to do that? It was awful. Fuck that. So then I don't even want to do this paper. Yeah. At the time I'm over here doing homework. Yeah. And then when the restaurants started opening I worked at was cooking again and then was like okay I gotta get the fuck out of humble. Moved to Napa slash or moved to San Francisco worked in Napa started cooking full time there and then my friends were like we're gonna make only fans. Hey we're gonna have a coven of only fans here. Mm-hmm. That's hey that was the pandemic in a nutshell. Yeah. I can't believe you waited till after the big boom though. I know. You know 2021 that seems late in the game. I was very late. But hey I mean you've come up in the ranks. Let me tell you. Oh good. Yeah. Well that's why too I'm like I started pouring at 24. Yeah is that late? I feel like it's pretty late. Which I'm I'm happy I started at the age I did. Mm-hmm. Just with the conversation. You have more wisdom and things like that. More wear with all of knowing what's going on. That's the same with comedy. Like there's like people that start when they're like 16 and they go to open mics and you're like well no adult wants to hear what a 16-year old has to say. Yeah. About life. You know what I mean even if it's funny it's like what are you gonna tell us about your homework? Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? So there's like a growing period there where this person has to like experience life before they even have a perspective. Yeah. I had nothing. And so I'd imagine in a business sense that would be the same case like a doe-eyed 19-year-old versus a 24-year-old. Yeah in game paid the money. Game paid that money at a very young age and not knowing what to do with it. Like not knowing that you should best. I'd like that problem. That would have been fun for me. Yeah but then they also don't know because then taxes come up and then they're like fucked. I'm 37 and I don't know. Taxes are coming and I'm fucked. Yeah big time. Definitely don't get into four men. We're shutting down the shop over here in the tax season. Oh shit. No it's gonna be bad though. So it's gonna be bad. But that's good that you know this thing. Did you buy anything stupid with the money that you bought or that you've gotten? No not really. I mean because I'd imagine it has been an upswing in income. Yeah definitely. Yeah. I haven't bought anything too. Well what's the most fun thing you bought? Probably a Leica. What's that? A camera. Oh. Interesting. Rob's knows what that he knew that one. I didn't have any idea a Leica. So that's cool. Yeah. That's a camera. That's it. I mean how much did it cost? Thousands. All together I probably spent yeah like 4k. That's not bad. See I thought you were gonna say like a car or like a house or something. No. But no that's all stocked away. Yeah. Wow look at you. I wish I had that same energy. I'm over here you know buying plane tickets like a psycho path. I do that. I do that stuff too though. I go out to a hotel and I go let's get the rits. What am I doing? What am I doing? I got to stock it away. Or else I'm gonna wake up one day and the tax man's gonna be at my door. It's such a struggle though because when you see that you have that money in the bank you're like I could go live my life to the fullest or I could invest. Yeah. For future. I feel that way. I'm constantly choosing between security and that cushion and then just wanting to go fucking travel over Italy or something. Yeah. I mean I'm not talking the same tax bracket that you are but I just I'm like well I'm gonna die someday and or this whole thing's gonna wrap up and I can't take it with me. So I'm just I'm living like it's the last day on earth. No it is inspirational. I think it's also very. I'm gonna go blow all my money after this. Please I mean I encourage more people to live their life that way although it can lead to some troubles down the road like tax season. I saw this story and I thought of you because it involves like a new way perhaps pornography can be done and this is happening in China evidently Justin M sent this in. It says do you want to send your far away lover a kiss a Chinese contraption with warm moving silicon lips appears to have just that answer. This device advertised as a way to let long distance couples share real physical intimacy is causing a buzz among Chinese social media users who have reacted with both intrigue and shock. Do we have a picture of the Chinese? I mean this is the first version of it obviously so it is whatever the prototype I'd imagine and it is creepy. I mean put a nose on it or something you know what I mean. Well I mean we have porn stars get either fleshlight or main squeeze made. What's main squeeze mean? It's the doc Johnson like oh I see they can't use fleshlight so they have to change the verbiage of what the apparatus is it's like the next in tissue. Interesting. I didn't know that that was so involved. Yeah but that's like I mean I just call it a lot of looks like sure of course and that's like they call it the kissing device but I'm like how long till someone's jamming their cock into that thing. Yeah well that's interesting well actually we do get the mouth made but it's like this. Yeah of course it's not it's not closed and it's not kissing it's not kissing. Oh they have a woman doing it that's cool. That's sweet. Can you buy a man's mouth versus a woman's mouth I wonder. Can you get scruff on it because I like facial hair. Well that's what I was saying like a man's mouth versus a woman's would be very different I'd imagine and someone would want scruff or yeah you know fake lips. Exactly whatever you should be able to customize it here it says to send a kiss though. Users need to download the mobile phone app and plug the device into their phone's charging port after pairing with their partner's app. So this is like interactive like how I move my mouth is how I wonder if that's the it still seems kind of creepy and it's on a Twitter like platform several hashtags about the device have racked up hundreds of millions of views in the past week. In my university I was in a long distance relationship with my girlfriend so we only had contact with each other through the phone. That's where the inspiration for this device originated evidently. I mean I've been in some long distance situations never have I gone man if only I had a silicon pair of lips to mimic the kiss of my I mean that's like that's all. Also it's like why is it on a stick like that like I get it it's like a mobile app but it's like it's is it like an attachment for your phone. I can't tell what's going on in that picture you have there on the right curse and explain. That's a device I feel like they have you like hook your phone up to it and they're like almost the same height so it really feels like you're kissing that person with their face right there. But their face is right are they in the same room with each other? Yeah I don't I'm not sure about that part actually. That's great. Where do you what do you post it you just nail it to the wall and you walk up to it. I mean what are we putting it on this thing. A tripod? A tripod that's good. We could put it under a ring light or whatever. Oh that guy looks like he was sucking it. Yeah no he's really getting into it. Is there a tongue inside? No that's actually one of the complaints I think. Yeah it's in there is one of the complaints. While the kiss is actually not robotic and awful at all. I want a tongue that's like how could they even is it going to be wet? Is it going to be big? There's a lot of tongue variables too you know short long. They should just do what Dr. Honton does. That woman looks like she's doing a breathalyzer. Yeah or a weird bong. Yeah she's good. That would be cool if it was a bong. Yeah I would definitely rip the lips bong. That would be fucking awesome. Rip the lips bong. So tell me about the flashlight industry. I've never used one frankly and I just it's the whole like I if I come into nothing the cleanup is there and then I don't have to think about it. You know what I mean? I don't want to like later on go like oh I got a and I got to clean my fucking come out of the flesh. You know what I'm saying? Yeah it's just another chore. Now I have chores after my after my jerking off. I don't want to do that. Yeah no no way does. So I mean like make you a souffle. It's like well I want to eat it but I want to do all this cleanup after. Yeah I don't want to scrape the pan. Yeah just so get in scrape it. This is like a whole day. Yeah but do you have do you have you heard reviews of people who are like I swear by them? I have not actually I probably should have done some research. So are you you bemoan the flashlight industry? I'm probably gonna get one made. Oh okay. Just to pass this through that. They mold my pussy my butt. How far do they get the mold out there? I don't know it doesn't seem like it gets too gross. Wait you're gonna do all three? Yeah. So you're gonna have a whole line. Yeah so all my holes. You're gonna have a whole line of holes. A whole line of holes. No we actually get the whole collection. My friend talked about doing a line called comedy talks. That would be interesting. Because we wanted to do this like bit or the skit with bobby lee and Santino and a few comedians. Well you'd save a lot on materials if they switched over from regular dildos to comedians talks. I'll say that. They'll actually they'll have quite a bit of leftover. They'll be like wow surplus and all of our inventory here. We've made 25 bobby lee cocks and it's still not the same as the regular ones. So look at that. We're selling them like hotcakes. So are my cockcakes. Yeah interesting. But so all the holes. And you haven't gotten the like specs on the process yet other than you know that they have to mold them. You have to mold them and then. Because at some point I'd imagine okay they mold it. But they're not like we need to know exactly what her uterus is shaped like. Like all the way up inside. You know so they get like at certain point of depth. I'm sure it gets generic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything. Including with flashlight. It's like that. So it's just surface probably molding. Yeah. We're just getting on the outside and maybe a little bit in. Because the ass too that's got it. You have to question like. Well they're not going to go inside me. Right. So what is it just the cheeks. In the. And just the like outer part. Yeah. Just to be like here it is. Interesting. And the mouth too. Same thing. It's. Yeah. Which one are you looking forward to the least. Probably the mouth. Interesting. I was gonna actually guess that. That's what I would look forward to the least. I'd be like sure put it on my ass all day. Mm hmm. I don't want this shit in my mouth though. Yeah. How long you have to sit there with it. I'm not sure. Because that's a nightmare. Yeah. All for some dudes to come into a. Silicon device. Mm hmm. See the sacrifice folks. You don't know. You don't know what goes into making the sausage here. Mm hmm. This woman has to sit there with mold on her holes for fucking God knows how long also you can come. Oh see. You can. You're welcome fellas. Jesus. This next one now. Do you get in your DMs. I'm sure you get dick pics galore. Yeah. Or I just block people. You just block them. Yeah. But do you do the ratings. No. See that's inviting the dick pics. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. That's just being like. I don't even offer that on my army family. Not everyone's coot enough to understand this is a business transaction when you're getting your dick rated. And some people will still bombard. Mm hmm. So it's good to just completely not have that I'd imagine. Mm hmm. These people that do the dick ratings. Can I ask you a question? Mm hmm. How many of them are. You know fluffing the numbers. Fluffing the numbers. You know. Like how many of them are like you know they get one and they're like that's a five. But really they're like oh it's a seven baby or whatever. Oh. Oh. A prime majority of them unless it's a but there's I feel like there's a good portion of men that like want to be degraded. Of course. But is it a bit so fucking small. Like there's no way that'll ever make me come. Oh my god. I made a J.O.I. with my friend. We made one that's like positive and one that was like that. It was just so funny. Can you make them choose their own adventure. Yeah kind of like oh my god it's so big. Oh my god. That's just going to fill me up so good and make me come so much. And then the other one is like that's hilarious that you would even think I would touch that. Can't we just have a happy medium. That's what I want. That's that porn. I'd buy it. I'd make a J.O.I. that's like all right. Yeah exactly. They go hey better than I thought. That's what I want. You know what. You're doing all right. Hey all right. Look at you. Like a chill. It's not the biggest one I've seen obviously. You know that. You know what I mean. What about is where they just talk to you truthfully. That's what I was wondering how many people doing dick ratings out there are giving act. Because I would like it's it all ones and tens. You know what I mean. Like it's like well this guy wants to be a little small dick bitch. So I'm going to give him a one. It depends. I think you can also tell what they want by the photo quality they give you if it's like a soft thing that's just hanging there. It's so tiny. They want you to be weird. It grossed out. Yeah. If it's like hard and they like got like a fucking real light and then like took the pig and like held it maybe it gets something else. You're like oh wow this guy really wants like the value they should. Yeah. They really set this. Chania wine play in the background. I'm going for a 10 here. Yeah. He's he tried. Yeah we can tell. But I bring it up because I mean people out there in the world have to succumb to dick picks even when they are not advertising that they'd like to rank them. You know what I mean. This airdrop thing these people who walk around with their airdrop on. I think are crazy. Well I'm always so scared to exit. I keep my off. Oh I keep my on but sometimes like when I'm airdroping content to another creator. I always have to because we all have real names and they're good names. So their real name will pop up sometimes. I'm always afraid of like tapping the wrong phone and sending like five pornos to that person. To just some random person. Yeah. Yeah like I mean I'd imagine these transactions don't happen like on a city bus or something like like a airplane. No it's usually but I will say a lot of phones will pop up where I go to somebody's like apartment. Sure. And there's a bunch of people's their drops on and I'm like oh fuck which one's yours. That's tough. I mean that's that I don't I don't fuck with it because I also I go out in public often and there's a crowded thing and you hear about this all the time that there are you know dicks just being airdrop on a delta flight. You're like well we can see who did this and you're in the thing with us. You're fucking moron. Oh but in this case this one came to me from Hannah a roach reporter out there. A young traveler is facing charges in Texas after sending a bomb threat to fellow passengers via airdrop on an American Airlines flight. People know unless you're like outside the plane like in a bush or something like they're gonna know you're on the fucking plane. Yeah. According to the Texas Department of Public Safety American Airlines flight 2051. That's on how they do flights is it? You're not on the air. You're not on the air traffic control going flight 2051. We're going to need you to taxi for now they don't say that. 2051 that would have been better. But it was taxiing out of El Paso for a routine flight to Chicago when passengers on board received an airdrop request that read I have a bomb would like to share a photo. Well that's how that's one way to get your photo looked at. And then was it a dick pick? That would be God do I hope so. Let's find out the aircraft with 125 passengers and eight crew members on board returned to the gate subsequent investigation resulted in the identification of a juvenile subject who confessed to the airdrop evidence supporting the confession was discovered the suspect cell phone the cell phone was seized no telling what the fucking picture oh prior to the departure. There's no telling what the picture was but it was a child so who knows it was probably oh god was just like a teenager or something something silly he was like here's a Charmander or whatever and I would have loved if it was a dick pick though yeah because that would have made me not get off the plane if I would if it was like you must look at this pick there's a bomb I would have looked at the picture and then like small dick I'm gonna just stay here it's not a bomb folks it's a small this guy just wants everyone to look at a small dick yeah let's take off let's go I'm willing to risk it I'll do yeah I'll blow up in the sky I'll sniff I have to like I'm not going back to the fucking gate no thank you this story seems thick oh this is a follow-up we talked about did you see this person who had giant fake breasts and was teaching a shop class this is an old story now by this point but uh jasmine sent in an update look at this fella whoa I mean and they were like I'm trans or whatever you know they did the whole thing no and so like people are starting they're all ball and balls I mean that is not a real nipple that looks like the top of a pampered chef like icing piping yeah I think oh my god that's exactly what it looks like he's a shop teacher they're probably made a wood or something or some there's some 3d printed uh whatever the case may be uh but um but uh nevertheless it was kind of like people were like oh this is a troll this is whatever but here's a funny thing like I was thinking about this and you don't see it every now it and now oh my god that was Tim Dillon for a second yeah it does look like Tim Dillon and then the post uh op if or whatever you want to call it looks like when he does uh the chick from the view what um the what's her name fucking oh my god McCain's uh daughter Megan McCain thank you that looks like his Megan McCain is teaching shop it's pretty this person just stole Tim Dillon's bit and went to school and was like I'm trans uh but nevertheless uh I wanted to say you used to see bodies of that shape in pornography back in the day oh yeah it was like cartoons mm-hmm and then has gone by the wayside yes and no there's still cartoons out there there's a lot more bbls than the big tingle bitties bbls yeah bbls are a thing now big beautiful lesbians I wish Brazilian butt list oh it's like the Kardashian one is that a thing I didn't even know what that was can we do it yes I mean this is like where they get a surgery to make their ass like a rap a rap video it's like yeah when you see girls who have like really big asses and like really skinny thighs that like don't quite match it yeah and then get like the diaper but and why is it Brazilian exactly I think is that where it was invented mm I don't know if it's because of it that's where it was invented I think in Brazilian Brazilian Brazilians naturally have that that figure oh so it's cultural appropriate that's even better I like that a lot why is it a Brazilian butt lift yeah or why is it the butt lift Brazilian I hope because it was invented there and not because women out there are are just try be Brazilian it's just ass dreadlocks is what you're saying it's ass cornrows actually it's just here's like here that it's a nod to the Brazilian surgeon who first perform well that's what I would hope thank you now Brazil should they should uh fucking champion this man it's Pele and this man you know I mean look what he's done Pele and this guy yeah right Pele and ass that's the ass doctor when I think of Brazil I think of Pele asses and I guess coffee beans I don't know what else yeah they have Brazilian nuts too and uh but I'm glad it's not because Brazilian people have it's not I'm glad women aren't walking into a doctor's office and going give me one of them Brazil asses because well also there's the Brazilian blowout which I don't understand and the wax Brazilian wax maybe the Brazilians are just top gosh and we're all just appropriateness wait what is the one you were saying the blowout yeah what is that exactly it like makes your hair straighter Brazilianer Brazilianer you get it all of a say you know yeah exactly you start playing soccer racist you become you become Brazilian oh that's amazing well we have an update about this fucking weirdo uh and he says uh here the Canadian high school teacher who goes to work wearing a size z prosthetic breasts incredibly claimed they're not fake do you know anyone in the industry who has size z what's the size z what's the largest you've come across probably ease ease oh my lord I've never even I can't even think of any I guess it's big one bigger than a d is it bigger than a double d is there a double e probably man oh man well this one's just z he's not double z that would be too of obscene that would be uh you know way out there if he was a double z he says I'm not wearing prosthetic breasts they are real he's just committed to the bed he's very committed uh Kayla le mu is what this person goes by I don't want a dead name the mu who wore women's clothing with a blonde wig makeup and her enormous breasts said she's not a transgendered person but was born intersex oh okay my condition is classified as Giganto Mastia so they're blaming the tits on a different condition that just means they have it's kind of like Andre the giant do you know who that is yeah he was he had he was so big and he had gigantism she's claiming that her breasts also are Andre the giant yes exactly are you looking up the nipples you can't tell me that that is not what she has hiding under her shirt right now like I said this is a shop teacher then is some I mean they were in the like the garage late at night like you probably heard like saws going off and she's like oh yeah I think I think she specifically uses these and then she pushes things out of them probably too fun little shapes oh yeah I it's like she like milks her own little prosthetic tip that's well I'm good it's giving me idea for a new porno now you've worn prosthetics I haven't well I mean a strap on exactly okay that's exactly what I was hinting at yes and now I I hope you don't mind my noticing I noticed some people not good at the strap up but you are pretty great yeah it's like it's your dick yeah like I think you're maybe one of the best I've seen oh thank you using the strap on thank you because sometimes I'm like well there it doesn't even seem like they're into this yeah I specifically bought a um dick that very much reminds me of like ex-boyfriends I call it the boyfriend dick we so it's not huge it's like kind of squishier okay so yeah there's a video on my twitter that's like the pinned tweet where I'm it that's how yeah exactly but it's like it's not even just the shape of the dick or whatever well you can't see it but you see that like she's very much enjoying well yeah but it's the way that you are using it it's like oh it's like you're you it's like you can feel the dick you know what I'm saying yeah so I applaud you thank you I hope you get you know I don't know if that's a specific award avian for best strap on usage yeah strap on yeah that strap on the same maybe we'll see I think it should be mm-hmm I'm gonna lobby next year I know we just had the the events mm-hmm a couple of months did you win anything no I'm still you're still too new it's next season it's like the Oscars yeah I miss you go super hard yeah yeah but I'm sure you'll be papered with nominations next year now uh have you ever come across during your shoots and things of this nature in injury mm-hmm that you suffered from or that others myself you had an injury what happened I tore my asshole oh no the worst of injuries I'd imagine yeah that's like an DCL in the NFL yeah pretty much I could be a career after yeah no it's happened twice oh my lord thankfully they like catch it now what is the recovery time on something like that we talk about sports here we should this is a good sports segment uh to get into beep beep beep beep beep it's like talking injuries. I love it. This one's longer. Now I'm curious. So you've had it happen twice. The recovery of something like that. Like two weeks. Do you have to have a procedure? No, no. It's not like it tore open. It's more just like there wasn't enough lubrication. It just got ripped just a little bit. And what indicates this you felt it? And then or they will be like, oh there's blood. You're a bully. Yeah. Now have you ever heard a tale or a legend perhaps of a very bad tearing that required further precautions? No, no. Thankfully not. So there's a story that went viral recently. And it wasn't because of sex, but Angela White had her appendix burst on set during the scene. Could you imagine if it was from sex? It's like, hey, it was with Keiran Lee. Yeah, I was going to say, imagine being like, yeah, I burst this chick's appendix. That's when they say like, I'm all up in those guts. Yeah. Like that guy. That really did. He really was. He fucking got up in the guts, sure. I think it just happened to have happened during the scene. Yeah, but I wasn't there. So now you said two weeks now, how far apart were your tears? Were you like, man, I have like months, months, yeah, no, it wasn't close enough for you. Like this is a lingering injury. No, it might affect my career moving forward. No, the other day though, I got, I was doing a scene and the guy flipped me upside down to do upside down 69 in my back. It still hurts right now. These flipping arounds. I mean, you guys are like acrobats and some of these things. I say we're athletes. I mean, yes, I've heard that now more than ever. And it's true. I mean, like I said, these positions and you're getting tossed around and everything like that, it's like, man, oh man, does it feel like after everyone like a car accident for a couple days? It depends. Because that's what I'm thinking. Like everyone thinks, you know, oh, it's pleasure. And sure it is to a degree, but it's like, oh, it's mostly it's it's a pleasure, but it's also yeah, Robix and acting and yeah, it's like it takes a sport. It's almost a sport. Exactly. I think that comparison is so funny, just like with the injuries and stuff like that too. It's like, I'm, you know, I'm on the IR this month, you know, because I fucking, you know, did a pile drive or move or whatever the case may be? Yeah. Do you do you have any no positions where you're like, can't my body can't do that? You know, like a pitcher who's like, you know, I only pitch every other, you know, three weeks or everything, something like that? I mean, I barely get anal because of the tearing instances. But other than that, I'm pretty open to doing certain moves. What about the male side of things, the injuries there? Have you been on set when a penis was in? I am not. I've heard. Well, here's a story of, oh no, a reformed drug dealer, biker gang member has broken his penis during a porn shoot. Now, I'd imagine based off that top line. This wasn't sanctioned, you know, it wasn't one of the ones that, you know, were at an actual studio or something like that. But Liam Ellis from Perth told West, West Australian how he has turned his life around and serving more than four years in prison for drug offenses. I don't need to hear this guy's fucking life story about his redemption tale from drug dealing to porn, but whatever, the 34 year old started selling drugs to pay off his tax debt, but has found a new career path. Since then he says he has had sex with hundreds of females so many that he has lost count. He made the big time after performing in a scene alongside married at first sight star Haley Vernon. Do you know this person? I don't know. This is Australian porn. We're talking about this point. Do you know any Australian porn stars? Angela White and some of them are. Oh, Angela White is Australian. Well, she's more she's crossed over. That's who these people wish they were. They look at Angela White like, you know, it's a president. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, I got to get over to the big, you know, the United States of America. So I can be like Angela White. He explained that he felt something go awry while filming a particularly energetic scene. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but a while later it turned completely black. Holy crap. Oh, there is Angela. They just say also an Australian porn star and they just put her in it. Yeah. I didn't think anything of it at the time. Oh, yeah, it went black. You said I did some googling and it was pretty obvious. I had something called a penile fracture, which I didn't know you could do that. That's pretty terrifying. I don't know that mine would be, you know, able to be, I don't know, do you need it to be a certain size to be fracturable? You know, what are we talking about here? I don't know that it's what's in there that it's going to get chipped off, you know, Alice underwent surgery and has been prescribed drugs to stop them from becoming too excited. So it's like he has dick killers. He's been subscribed. He added that he enjoyed his new career, blah, blah, blah. I really love acting. I want to know more about his what happens to your dick. Do you ever recover? Wait, this might be with Angela White. Angela White might have broke his dick. No, no, no, no. It's just it. They're talking about her appendix. Yeah. Oh, that was later. Okay, my bad. Okay. So these are just porn injuries altogether. The Aussies keep getting hurt. And that's what you were mentioning. You brought up that story that one viral recently. The Aussies, man, they really go hard. They do. Are they because they're prisoners. It's because that's where they come from. They're a little extra when it comes to the savagery. 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