129 - Boy Batter w/ Jeremiah Watkins - The Josh Potter Show

Oh hello, all my little roaches. Welcome once again to another episode of the Josh Potter show here on our brand new day. It is Wednesday. And I'm very excited because I'm going to be coming to Bakersfield, California, April 22nd get your tickets now. You can go over to my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter or you can go over to my Twitter at J underscore Potter. All the places to buy tickets to that show and all of the shows. The other one on sale right now, Chandler, Arizona, just outside Phoenix, Mike Drop Comedy. It's going to be May 5th and 6th four shows by those freaking tickets immediately, please. And other than that, keep liking, subscribing, all the things. You know, you do want your favorite podcasts. I'd appreciate it a great deal. Our guest today in studio, you know them from his podcasts, Jeremiah Wonders, Scissor Bros. He had a brand new special Daddy Drop just yesterday. If you're watching this on the day comes out. So go watch that as well. It's Jeremiah Watkins everybody. Hey, good to be back on the show. Hail to the yet daddy. Daddy and we found out. I don't know. Are we allowed to say Jeremiah's got Boyd, Boyd. Better inside them. Yep. I'm trying to keep it, you know, for the nice boy clock. Yeah. Here at the nice boy clock, we don't say. J is here. You have to be. Nothing. Then I'll go. Let's try again. All right. I think you got it. I think we got it. I think you got it. Yeah, that's interesting. Now, this may be a tough question out of the gate here, but. We're opening an odd one. I was curious about this. Have. Has your wife once you've, you know, locked and loaded. Yeah. She and she got like that was the one like she knows. I called it on both times. It happened. Wow. So you knew like this load is the load. Dude, I put a little song special in it. Little secret recipe for your girl out there. I was wondered, you know, I always wondered I go, well, I know the load. That does it. So I will say I know the exact moment of the first one. Was it good? Oh, yeah. No, okay. I mean, I mean, I don't mean like was it good because that would be something if you were like this sex wasn't even like fun. It was like we were like, you know, in a, in like a Volkswagen and. Oh, no, no, no, it was, no, it was premeditated. Yeah. It was a crime scene in her, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was, it was a good time. No, there's a, there's a bit in the special that I talk about the night of the conception because I knew that I knew that I wanted to know so bad. I am like obsessed with the idea of us knowing calling your shot. We were. Yes. Yeah. And also knowing it's like those, because I want to say I've like, it was either like in a movie or something. I don't know where I saw her if a girl told me this one time, but they said something like they're like, I knew it was, you know, boy come right away. I didn't know the gender right away. Okay. Okay. I just knew that she was pregnant. She did. She knows she was like, you know, she has a, you know, yeah. Yeah. Hey, this is a boy. This is a boy. This is a, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting nodes of boy. Yeah. I'm going. I'm going to be a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit. Yeah. I'm going to be a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit. I'm going to be a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit. Yeah. I'm going to be a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit. I'm like, get ready for those first couple years. I'm like, okay. All right. Well, you're going to learn something about your first son that you don't already know. You're going to learn something new about him. And that's the way he handles competition, I guess, you know, or. Well, that's the thing we, as we, one of the reasons we wanted to have another baby's so we didn't raise a kid with the only child syndrome because that's a that can happen. It can happen. Not to say that all only children have that like specific thing about them, but they like have to get what they want and all that stuff. Spoiled, they call it spoiled. They say the only child is the spoiled rotten and they're like, I'd always get my way. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see. But because right now he likes all the attention to be on him, but he, we put him around some other babies and he's very gentle and nice to them. So hope, hope and he's going to be a good brother. All right. Well, the only only child that I know is my, my best friends, Chris. And he is very like, if he doesn't get his way, it's you're going to have a fight about it. And we found that out during fantasy football because unfortunately for him, him and I were in the championship and I had Josh Allen and I had Devin Singletary still left. He had Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase. Now the reason this is important is because the championship game and fantasy football was played the day. De Marhamlin had his heart attack game canceled. The game didn't happen. So now we had to have a deliberation. We, I had to go to basically court because all those, because all those stats and everything got it's all a variable. So some people, you know, he wanted us to like, we should play week 18 out. And I was like, well, that's a completely different matchup. That's a complete. That's not how this is how week 17 went. The game got canceled, ergo, the players in the fantasy of football. Their game was canceled. I had to really go present my case. And then he presented his case, but him being an only child, he still kicks in screams. He wants an asterisk on my thing. He's, you know, he's never going to acknowledge me as the true champion. And the other thing I noticed about him, and this is something that I think is interesting, he always want, he always like wanted friends around him constantly. So he was always organizing things. Like he was, he's always like, he's the guy in your office that's like, we're all playing broomball tonight. You want to join? You know what I'm saying? He's, he spearheads the group text to go out. He's the commissioner of the league. Yeah. He's the yes, he's the, he doesn't have as many people around him. Right. So he's always like, what are we doing? He's the organizer. Yeah. So that's an, I think that's like a good quality of an only child, a positive quality. Okay. Now let's start up the sports because I do believe this involves having a child and being a level of fame. Now, you, of course, have reached a level of fame. You're aspiring to reach a higher level of fame, perhaps maybe even the level of fame of which our subject of our first story is, but we'll find out here. I'm gonna add that to it, I think. Get in the boy jizz. Poison jizz. It's sports time, fellas. Now, do you know who Scotty Pippin is? Yeah. Yeah. I've heard you're aware. All right. Well, he has a bit of a wife, ex-wife, I should say. She is a real something to do. You know what I mean? She's a real something or other. What do you imply in here, Josh? A bit of a trolump, this lady. So, Larsa Pippin is her name. Now, Larsa Pippin has reached some levels of fame in her own right being on reality television and things like the real housewives of Miami. And she was in the old part two reunion finale. That seems like a lot of finales. Not only is it the finale, but it's the reunion and it's the second part of the reunion. Yeah. That's the sequel to the sequel. Enough. That that means like four episodes ago was like the end. And now they're like regurgitated. They really know how to fucking crank out these episodes of reality television. Well, this 43 year old woman, you know, she gave viewers an insight into her and her ex-husband, Scotty Pippin's past relationships, intimate moments, saying, I always had sex four times a night. I had sex four times a night every night. I never had a day off for 23 years. Man, the number 23 is still haunting her. Yeah, Scotty, you couldn't make it go 24 at the very least just to get that number out of the way. I mean, come on, man, you it's sounding Scotty too, that number 23. I can't believe he didn't have sex 23 times a night or whatever. He's like, Michael overshadowed me again. I have to go up and fuck my wife. Bring her on the road with me. I mean, they travel so much. That means she's at every fucking, I mean, I don't think that she came to like every city. Dude, awesome. Four times in a night for 23 years. The man just put in minutes on the court. He's not coming off and tall and often fucking four times. I'm sorry. That's a lot. Yeah. I didn't too much. I'll even say. Now, what she didn't say is that they were all with Scotty Pippin. I've noticed she didn't say that she was just fucking Scotty Pippin. And nowadays, I mean, it seems like she's gotten used to this regiment because she has been sleeping with many, many, many, many youngsters and not in a illegal way, but in a way that is like at least annoying to her son, Scotty Pippin, Jr. Because she's fucking like teammates of his. She's fucking Michael Jordan's kid Marcus now. What? Yeah. A little weird. That's so weird. Oh, little Marcus. Remember me, Larsa? Tell me, let me suck your pee pee. Larsa Mary, Biffin in 97, when she was 23. Hold your room. This is the worst porno ever where the woman is so explicit, but only to a point where she's saying pee pee. Yeah. She doesn't say the things in a hot way. She says everything. Yeah. Get over here. I'm going to gag on your pee pee. Look this cooter. Come here and munch this clown. You know what I'm going to do? I want to make liquid come out of your vast difference. I'm going to make your vast difference squirt goo. And then you thought only I was a squirt. Yeah. Yeah. You want to have your goo? She just says every every off putting work. Can you call it something else? Yeah. Ectoplasm on my tent. Oh, get all your goo goo on. Do you have any boy batter you can cover me with? I'm like a googer at all your pee pee. Larsa Mary got got on you. Yeah. You've been in 97. That one's like become a thing. That's a thing. I'm going to get a gluck gluck. Yeah. Ladies, we don't like that. No, I like I mean, I get it. I get where you come up with the name. It's a bit of a on a mana pia because it is a referral referring to the sound in which they are making in in those moments. But here's the thing. On a mana pias are not sexy. Unless you're in Batman or something like boom, you know, they don't feel like gluck. What are you? What are you looking at? Listen, listen, ladies, let me tell you something. Actually speak louder than words. Just get to work. All right. Hey, all that talking means that you ain't doing a lot of gluck in my right? Listen, get down with it. You can either gluck gluck or suck suck. What are we going to do? All right. Come on. Let's yapping in more gluck and lady. How about it? Anywho, Larsa married Pippin back in 97 when she was 23. The two initially split back in 2016. They tried to work on things for a few years, but officially ended their relationship back in 2021 over irreconciable differences, which often, I mean, it was because Larsa was fucking younger dudes. The real housewives OG was seemingly selective with their choice of words when answering questions about her new relationship with the great one, Michael Jordan's son Marcus. She addressed whether she would hyphenate her last name if she got married to Marcus. I would definitely change my last name for whomever I married. That's for sure. That'd be wild. I mean, it would be like the most the I mean, I wish Marcus played basketball. I mean, he's like the new girl. You know that she called him MJ in the bedroom. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Don't don't get daddy. Do you think now if Marcus come from the free throw line, though Marcus not, you know, the same as Michael Jordan, obviously he didn't make it didn't know. Kirsten, you're a Chicago Bulls fan. Do you know anything of Michael Jordan's children and what they might have accomplished? Did they do anything? Not that I know. Marcus Jordan never played basketball, right? Can we verify? Not that son. Not that but you would think both of them kind of tried at some point. Like he made it to a certain level. One of them did. Wasn't it wasn't there a Michael Jordan Jr, which is the worst fucking. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yes, as he did actually play for the UCF Knights. This is the son that played. Marcus hadn't confused it. UCF Knights down in Olua, Florida there, right? University of Central Florida if I'm not mistaken. But nevertheless, so Larsa is now I'm wondering if Marcus makes some boy better into Larsa, even though she is of the ripe age of 47 43. Do you believe that Pippin Jordan gene, even though it's not exactly Scotty and Michael, there's still elements of both of them coming together. She's not the original. She is marrying into it. Yeah, that's true. It's just some lady. It's just some lady scooter that is cooking up a different vat that's not even related to Pippin. Oh yeah, you're right. Unless you have the theory that she has dormant ghost jizz in her vad from Scotty and is stirring the pot and then they're coming together like a melting like a fusion like a it would have to be Scotty Pippin coming into Michael Jordan's which is epically worse probably and would get a lot more press than this one. I mean now. Yeah. Now we're talking. Yeah. And that's the reality show that I want to watch. Yeah, that was a bad science on your boys part here. That's all right. Larsa had nothing to do with Scotty other than evidently letting him blow loads in her four times a night. The real housewives OG as we mentioned, yes, no hand host Andy Cohen asked about her relationship with NBA legend and former teammate of X husband Michael Jordan. And he was like, I mean, I don't really want to talk about I want to talk about Marcus and I she protested. I feel like I'm comfortable talking about Marcus and I so she doesn't want to talk about Michael or Scotty in the context of Marcus, even though that's all anybody wants to know. Yeah, of course. And she knows that. She knows that Scotty Pippin Jr. God bless you. If you're out there and having a monochrome of success, even though your mom seems to be a raging whore and fucking all your friends from childhood, you know, stay strong, my man. I love you. He's still playing. Didn't you get drafted Scotty Pippin Jr. He plays for somebody evidently not in a way in which is memorable to me. He plays on an actual idea of fighting. I do believe he was drafted. Scotty Pippin Jr. It was the same. Any anyone? Scotty Pippin. Sun signing to to we deal with the Lakers. The Lakers. Yes. Is he gonna have Pippin or Pippin Jr. on his on his jersey? He's got to go Pippin Jr. Right? He's Scotty Pipp in June. I think it's dope. If you're a junior, do you go a second? Do you do the second? Is that less demeaning than a junior? I don't know. As a child, I mean, I don't think I would be, I don't think I would be like pissed off that I had a junior. If my dad was cool, if your dad was like a nobody and you made it, you made it like more successful, maybe you go second then. I don't know. I think he's more regal to go the second route. They're saying that he's gonna play in G League, by the way. Yeah, yeah, he's not like good. Yeah. Oh, dang it. Wait, but didn't you say Lakers? Yeah, but the G League is like the minor leagues of basketball, right? If I'm not mistaken. It's also called the Lakers. Yeah, it's very really they're like the Braille League. What are they? What's that? What city do they hail from? Because that's like, I saw the Orlando Magic's G League team. South Bay Lakers. Yeah, we performed in the G League team of the Orlando Magic. Their facilities when I went with Tom to Lakeland, Florida, so they are the Lakeland Magic. Oh, and I was like, oh, yeah, it's like minor league. Weird. Teams here. So yeah, very interesting. We'll see if Scottie Pipp and Junior can ascend his way into the NBA. But let us move forward now into the news portion, because we have lots of news. And if you'd like to submit anything, Josh Potter show at gmail.com. That's where all the roach reporters send things in. It's also where people like odd track numbers and in instrumentals like you heard in the beginning. So do that, please, Josh Potter show at gmail.com. Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by PayPal. Honey, the easy way to save when shopping on your iPhone or computer. Now, when you learn about a sale online, you learn about it on the sly, you feel like a boss, right? Well, honey is the free shopping tool that scours the internet for promo codes. And it applies the best one it finds right to your card. 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You're doing yourself a solid and supporting my podcast. Thank you so much. Get PayPal honey for free at join honey.com slash potter. That's join honey.com slash potter. And breaking story, we shot down more, you know, alien stuff, I guess, right? You hear about all that? The lunes are shooting balloons or shooting down UFOs. And then they're like, it's nothing. Relax. And people are like, would we shoot down? They're like, Hey, don't worry about it. Go. It's COVID time. Yeah. Get your tests, huh? Shut up and test. Do you believe in aliens? I know. I mean, I would imagine it logically seems like it has to happen, right? Like they have to be aliens out there. By the way, I saw speaking of aliens. If I might, I have to make a PSA about this. I did this on Instagram, but I have to let you know the movie with Adam Driver and the dinosaurs. You hear about that movie? No. 65. It's called because 65 million years ago. Oh, yes. They crash land on earth. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here I'm thinking the whole time it's a time travel movie. It's not a time travel movie. It's just a different planet. It opens up on a different planet. I didn't even pick it up. It shows you this planet with a like a globe that's not earth. And then it shows you like a beach where the rock formations are all foreign looking and they got weird clothes. Here I go. I'm thinking the whole time. I'm like, well, they're in the future. That's what shit looks like in the future. Yeah. Yeah. No, they live 65 million and they crash land on earth at that time. See what I'm saying? I thought they were traveling and then it's like, we're in a black hole. Now we're 65 million years ago. And then at the end, we're going to have like a damn you dirty apes moment. You know what I'm saying? He's he's an alien from another. Yes. Adam Driver's the alien and he's landing on our physical earth. 65 million years ago. Okay. When the asteroids about to hit the dinosaurs. So he has to get out of there before that happens. So I'm thinking when they just, oh shit, I spoiled the whole movie. I'm like, I'm spoiler alert. Put this. Put a big spoiler alert in that. Oh, because when they escape, I got to put a big spoiler alert before I do that. Just a big one. Big. I'm thinking they're going to have to go back now and be like, damn you dirty dinosaurs. Damn you the hell like I thought it was going to be one of those moments where you like realize like this is earth. But no, they don't give a shit about earth. They go back to their own place. Because I thought they're going to have to come back. I'm like, are they going to make people? It's Adam Driver and like a nine year old girl. And he's like, is he going to wait nine years? Or is he going to be like, well, hell we just got him. I'll just wait till she bleeds. I guess we have a predicament. We would predicament right now. He's like, do I just like fuck her? What do you want me to do? What do you want? Hannah? Do I like fuck the girl now? Do I have to wait nine years? Oh God. I wish I had the Kylo Ren filter. Yeah. Do I do I do I do I do I'm gonna fuck the girl? So anyway, that's just a little something if you haven't go see it. I mean, the movie was fun. It was so much fun. Go see it. Even though I it's still fun to go see, even though I ruin the whole thing is not. But do I believe in aliens? Yes, I do. It's where I was going with all of that. And I believe in Scotty Pivin and Michael Jordan's G is coming together. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I believe in all those things. I have a lot of conspiracies today. It's larsa Pivin has to do with genetically with Scotty Pivin's success. But someone who believes in aliens evidently is Miss Camilla is it Camilla Caballo? Is that how you say it? Camilla Caballo. Havana Unana. That girl. That song is a very what's the word impactful in my life because when I moved to LA, every single Uber I'd sit down in the Uber and every Uber would be like, I'm at my honey. And I'd be like that fucking song again. I don't even know who Sam had to sound hound it. You know, dude, I'm starting to think that they're they're changing. They've been changing the music to me because I'm I'm like just the one my profile look because I swear that I have sat down. I'm like this. There's not that many Christian Uber drivers. I swear, dude, I have gotten in to so many gospel songs. And like, I never ask anybody to change their music. So I'm just sitting here and I'm like, is it there's no way there's no way that that many have changed it that they're just rocking out to Christian rock or they're just like, they see my profile picture. All right. It is a practice that some Uber drivers do actually do because I've gotten in. I mean, like, I look, I'm like, Oh, not many Jamaican women would be playing stone temple pilots when you get into their car. You know, I you know, like you get into some Haitian guys car and you're like, you're been wrong. I've been down. He's like, are you Joshua? New battle move. Every battle leaves my word. You're like, are you going to West Hollywood? Yeah, man. Sick, Nickelback dog. Anyhow, come me I want to call her Camilla. I don't know why I do that because I just you like Nicole back. Hey, Joshua, I have found boost for you to listen. I made the guy very nebulous accent there. So good luck trying to get good luck. You don't know what I was doing. Good luck trying to cancel. Well, you don't know. Oh, what was I doing? An Asian guy? Oh, that's you. That's on you, pal. Yeah, that's your assumption. Oh, that's what you think Asian people sound like. Nope. Southern woman. Whoa. You don't even know. So Camilla Cabaya. She's on a Jimmy Fallon here. And I understand if you didn't see it because I don't know. I mean, like it's so it's like it's going out into space. Maybe the aliens are going to see it. That's why they talk about this. But she talks about seeing a UFO. Whatever you want to be called. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But we have this video of a UFO. Guys, watch this. Pay attention. Guys, it's crazy. And watch. Do you guys hear that? Okay. Now I'm blind, but I see nothing. I didn't see it. I'm blind. I'll admit it. I go. I'll tell you this a little tidbit. When anytime anybody goes, do you see it? I just say, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I don't. And there's no way I'm going to. So why bother this little like, no, I don't know. It's right there. No, no, no, right. Do you see it right there? I know. Can you hover the mouse over where it's supposed to be a show Jeremiah who is right with sight? We're looking at we're looking at it full screen right now. And I didn't catch it. Hold on. Let me see if I can zoom in first. Okay. Because. Okay. Okay. Yes. Inhast. Basically, just like you're going to see like a flash of something across the screen. Okay. I got to restart it first. I got to tell you, I watched this fucking thing 3000 times, never saw anything in the sky. I don't know how these people are seeing shit. Every call. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But we had this video of a UFO. This watch this pay attention. Guys, it's crazy. It's crazy. Do you guys know? I don't. I saw that. I saw that time. What is it? What do you see? A little zit? It was a bird or perhaps an owl. Yeah. Is that what you thought it was? Could be either or how. Yeah. Bird is not an owl. It looks like I mean, I could easily be a hummingbird the way it comes in and curves. It looked kind of disc like though. Yeah. So here it is in slow motion. Here we go. Here it is in slow motion. This picture down. What's this? What is that? Guys, and there is another one that comes from the left mountain to behind the other mountain. We took a screen grab of it. The chimney is really trying to solve it. Guys, I got a screen grab of it. You're not crazy. It's not a phone thing because you see it clearly go from behind the mountain to like close to the camera to behind another mountain. Guys, I think that the aliens trusted me to capture a UFO moment. So if anyone's out there listening to Camila right now, we're we come in peace. Hey, maybe they trusted me because they're kind of like she's kind of hard to get because I'm not one of those people that was super looking for it. Oh, do you know what I mean? They wanted to convince you. Yeah, maybe they're like she's safe. And now I'm talking about it. I'm Jimmy Fallon. Like I don't know. They don't. They don't. Oh, I've been at bars with this girl. This sounds like a conversation that you hear from like this special table at lunch. This is the conversation that you're going to bar and you're like, can I buy you a drink? And then you start talking and she's like, I saw a UF and you're like, Oh, no, I am in it. And then you're like, uh huh. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. No, I mean, that's nuts. They did want you to see it. You know, stuff like that. You're just doing that. I can tell you from personal experience that she was trying her hardest to get an applause break. Oh, anybody who is when she hit the table, if you watch it again, if when she hit the table, she was hoping that the crowd was going to break out in an applause break because she thought that that was like a moment that was building, but the energy didn't go there. Also, she is so hype. She is like, how are you guys not more amazed by this? And the crowd's just sitting there like, uh, I didn't see you. Uh huh. Okay. But it that's anybody that's the energy of everybody who wants to talk of. That's why no one believes in the aliens because the people who are talking to you about the UFOs are droning on, like this. I have a neighbor. Oh my Lord. I went home after doing the podcast. No, I was getting off a flight that even worse. I'm tired. I'm pulling my bag up the thing and my, it's dark outside my apartment. My neighbor is standing in the grass and she is like, Oh, hi. Do you see him? And I look up, I go, Oh, yeah, I just say, I don't even know what we're looking for. She goes, there's, there's a UFO and I'm like, Oh, is there? And she's like, yeah, it's right there. Now I live like six minutes from the Burbank airport. These are planes trafficking to like, or taxiing to like, you know, land in a search. So let it. Yeah. She's there's four tonight for. Yeah, good. Four. There's just blinky lights in this guy. I'm like, these are planes circling the fucking Burbank airport. And one one, I'd be like, all right, maybe I'll trust you for a little bit. Right. Did you see there was nine and they came in and scheduled and then she starts going. Sometimes they did you have to stare. You can't leave yet because sometimes, and I wouldn't need you to look at them with me. Sometimes they dissipate and sometimes they turn into like a worm and they go across the sky. She's like, just, just stay for a little bit more. And I'm like, Oh, and I'm just standing with my bag in my hand and I'm looking at the sky, my keys in my other hand. I just want to like turn and go into my apartment and be like, Oh my God, kill me. But she's like, Oh, hold on. And I was like, are what are we doing? Are you going to like come or something? Like, what are we waiting here? How old is this lady? I don't know. It's one of those ones where it's like, she could be 24 and she could be 75. What? It's like, yeah, the spread is just incredible. I have no, I mean, she is like a shape shifter. I don't really can't get a beat on her. All of them. Yeah, she might be maybe she might be testing the waters with Josh. And you're going to get beamed up into the sky. Please God be me. Do tell her to beam up your boy. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Come on, Josh. Come on. It's suck. Yeah, that's what she makes the noise. I she's I can do that. Yeah. No, I'm just standing outside. I'm like, this fucking idiot woman. Leave me alone. Dude, does she want to smash you though? God, I hope not. That would make the morning male situation a little awkward. She's just wanting a male to be in her morning. I think she just would have pulled anybody. Sorry. She's lonely, man. That's why she's talking to your brother. If it's anything that I learned from the Mark Norman episode, the puns just go zwink like a UFO over my head. Yeah, dude. I'm sorry. I missed that one. Yeah. That dude, that guy drives a pun V. Hey, making me more aware. Guys, I don't know. Well, you know, speaking of aircraft, this comes to us from Luke Rupp. Aircraft, Magaroni and G sponsored by him. Come on. Oh my God, dude. Stop. It's frustrating. No, I'm sorry. I loved when Mark was on, but it is so many jokes. It's just a machine. Did you go, this is like a tick you have here, isn't it? Oh, he's, but he's funny. Attorneys for Boeing and their families of those killed in these 737 max crash. Your transitional stories are great. They're a broil. Yeah. I'm going to spit out my puffle moose. We're talking about Mark. Let's talk about a crashing plane. That's what I was a transition. I liked it. No, I liked it. I liked it. Sorry, Mark. It had nothing to do with you. It was the, it's just the next story here. Mark's beat. I thought I could trade it for, you know, the UFO to the Boeing, we were talking about planes. Oh, God. Cut that out. No, I'm just kidding. In February 27th, a court filing first reported by the Wall Street Journal and viewed by insider Boeing's lawyers, citing an expert who said victims killed in a 2019 crash hit the ground too fast for it to physically be possible for their brains to process pain before they died. They didn't even feel it. That was their argument. Huh, the plane. It was going and they were all like, you know, they fall asleep. So they didn't feel the impact. Air go, Boeing doesn't have to pay for shit. That's insane. Ethiopian Airlines flight 302. I'm not getting on a plane that's called Ethiopian Airlines. I'm sorry. I'm not. Come on, dude. Have you been to one of their restaurants? Come on, man. Great food. You dip bread into a bunch of goo and then you eat it. I'm not getting on the plane. Everybody knows they're better on foot anyway. Malaysian Airlines. Same thing. They've got planes disappearing in the sky. I saw that documentary. What? I'm going to spoil that documentary right now. Here's the ending of the Molt late Malaysian flight documentary. Oh, cool. I'm glad I wasted three hours of my life to find out the same thing I knew already, which is no one knows what happened. Fuck that documentary to hell. They were like, was it the government? Was it? We're asking. Like seriously, do you have any leads? Like help us out. Yeah. Send something in if you know. Yeah. I mean, it's amazing that I get on a flight called American Airlines based off of how this country's run sometimes. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't get a started on that. Anyhow, this flight we're turning into two old dads like, and I mean, known to start on that don't get me started on this country. Anyhow, how am I supposed to fly Ethiopian Airlines American can't even get it right. Hey, arrested the president. Flight 302 crash near Addis Ababa in Ethiopia on March 10th. That's what it says here. Could you add more names for Josh to read this episode that'd be great. Well, it slammed into the ground, killing about six minutes after takeoff at an estimated 700 miles per hour and killing all 157 passengers and crew members on board. Attorneys for the families of the crash victims say they should be compensated for the suffering and terror relatives may be experienced in the minutes before the plane crashed. According to the filing, Boeing's lawyers claim undisputed evidence shows that death was instantaneous. Any speculation about what the passengers might have felt as the plane made impact is unfounded. Can you imagine being the slimeball lawyer who's saying this? Yes, I can. I would feel so fucking smart, dude. I would walk out. I'd be like, am I the man or what? Did you hear that? I just smoked those families. They didn't even see that. I was like, Oh, dude, they even feel it. And they were like, yeah, he's right. And then I won. Let's go drink. All of the families of the victims are in the courtroom. Suck it, loser sucks to suck. You're fairly even. They even know they crash. I win. Boeing. You know what crash and burn again today? Your defense. Family. Yeah. Get shit. Remember Xbox? Yeah. The lawyers argue that while they don't dispute the passengers suffered during the tragic flight, it was a lack of provable injuries means that any speculative pain suffered by the passengers in the middle of seconds before their death is irrelevant in determining damages because they would not have been aware they were injured before they died. But my husband, he was on that flight. Lady, don't you get how planes work? He was all like sucking on that oxygen passed out didn't even know it happened. But now he's dust. But what if he Boeing, but what if he was awake and he saw that the plane was going down and he feared for his life? Your objection, your honor. This lady does no shit about science or aerospace like your boy here. The lawyer from Boeing. And the lawyer ever said your boy in the court of law. Your honor, your boy objects. Yeah, has a little bit of an issue with that last thing I got said. Could you objection? Your boy objects that your honor. Legal experts told the journal it'll end up, it'll be up to the judge to determine what kinds of damages can be collected and disagreed on whether Illinois case law is settled on the issue of pre-cra injury damages. The airplane manufacturer accepted financial responsibility for the accidents caused by faulty automated systems and ongoing legal battles are set to determine what kind of evidence should be presented to a jury later this year that will determine how much compensatory damages Boeing has to pay. We are deeply sorry to all who lost loved ones on Lion Air Flight 610 and Ethiopian Flight 302 Boeing set in a statement to insider. We have acknowledged the terrible impact of these tragic accidents and made an upfront commitment to fully and fairly compensate every family who suffered a loss. Over the past several years, we have kept our commitment as we have settled a significant majority of claims. And we look forward to constructively resolving the remaining cases to ensure that the families are fully and fairly compensated. But they didn't feel shit. So I win. Boeing. No, it would be a winner of this case. Being a scumbag lawyer was a dream of mine at one point. I do have a guilty conscious though. So I would have had those moments where I was like, you know, I like, you know, I argue so a mother can't be with her child anymore. And then I like, I'm in the fucking back like, I'm so sorry. I'm too damn good at this job. You know, one of those. I want to see you play every character in a courtroom at this point. I love to see that. I've got the scumbag lawyer who wins the case even though morally it should go the other way. I'm just such a good lawyer that I just win. I'm like, oh, tobacco is killing children or they're getting them hooked early. I would have been the guy in there being like, you're on her. And I would have made it so I mean, they smoke out of the womb. They kids would be smoking in the vagina today. Your kid would be smoking right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not even your kids smoking right now. My kid smoking right now. And he's not even a thought. You do. He's using a medical court as a hooker. Cause straight to it, dude. Yeah. If I was in that courtroom that day, I back when I was in sixth grade, we did mock trial. And we did the Me Lai case. You know, are you aware of that? Those war crimes from Vietnam? It was a Me Lai. Me Lai was an incident where, is it the name of the person? No, Me Lai is a town, I do believe. And it was where Lieutenant McAfee, Lieutenant Caffee, I think, look, there's not my confusing that with a few good men. I think it's McAfee. He went in with his group, you know, the soldiers, the American soldiers, and they killed a bunch of like women and children in this town because they claim they had, you know, bombs and shit or whatever, you know, weapons. The Google searches that are happening right now are hilarious. I mean, you don't have to Google this incident, but it was like famous. Can we call him Callie? Callie. Thank you, William Callie. Can I say what the Google searches were? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First it was just Me Lai, but it was M-E-L-I-E. No, I was the first search. And then the second search was Me Lai killings, but not changing the spelling at all. Me Laikey killings. She's just writing nonsense. It's a famous war crime, obviously. And what happened in real life is the soldiers and Lieutenant Callie were found guilty of crimes against humanity or what have you. But in sixth grade in the mock trial, I won on behalf of them. I got Callie off, baby. So I was from there on out. I was like, oh my God, this is dope. Well, you probably- And my teacher gave me an A, but gave everyone else an F. Whoa! But he was like, well, you did what you were supposed to do. And none of you knew this going- Like the teacher was like, well, fuck, I thought I was teaching a lesson. And he's like, well, in real life, it went the other way. And he was kind of like fucked at that point. I think he had like a disappointment on his face. I go, I'm just that damn good, baby. He's like, get out of here, Potter. Just get out. You may be the greatest legal mind ever to grace this earth, this sixth grade class. Get this kid right to law school. Well, in another story. I bet you got a huge rush from that to be honest. Dude, I was so stoked. I'll never forget it that I won a case that like real lawyers lost, even though I was in front of a bunch- My competition was also a sixth grader. It's not like I was facing the same legal team that they had for the fine folk of me lie. Yeah. You know. Anyhow, this comes to us by Justin M. This was an incident that happened on ABC News. Viewers of ABC News were left in utter disbelief early Friday morning after meteorologist Karen Rogers delivered one of the wildest statements ever to be spoken in live TV history. I don't know. That's a bit of an overstatement on the article's part, I think. You know, I mean, I kind of know what she's going to say. And I do not believe it is one of the most. It all depends on the context. Well, at that point, I don't need to set it up any longer. Why don't we just watch it and see if that statement rings true. Yeah. 2.8 million views on Twitter. I also am sunshine 60, Thursday, partly sunny skies and 57. And to another woman who likes to be double-fisted in a different way, I think, Jess. She means beer. She means beer. Guys. Well, what was the other one? Okay, hold on for a second. Before we talk about, is this the wildest statement ever made on TV? It is a bit of a, what are you doing? Yeah, what are you trying to do here? So she goes, she likes to be double-fisted in a different way. From what? Did they, were they talking about double-fisting prior? Let's see what she says here. And because she says, and to another woman who likes to be double-fisted, but in a different way, Jess, Rogers, let's slip the sex joke to conclude the weather cast before handing over her to a red-faced colleague, Jessica Boynton. That sounds like one of those themes you'd make up where your girl's hot. You're like, Jessica Boy-boy-boy-boy-ing-d. Oh, and then she was forced to clarify the poor woman that the weather woman's x-rated double entendre was a reference to her drinking style. Oh, no, no, she actually means I'm an alcoholic. Yeah. I don't like to get double-penetrated with fists. I actually like having two beers at once because I'm a big drunk. Yup. Guys, she means beer. I feel like- Don't put me on YouTube, my god, that's what the woman said when she interjected. But my point is, if she was, she goes in a different way, what was the way prior that she was referring to? I think it's because it was on a St. Patrick's Day. So I think she was- Just talking about drinking. Trying to be like, oh, she's going to double-fist her beers. So that's my point. Yeah, but what's the other way then? Yeah, because she goes, and she likes to be double-fisted in a different way. What was the way before? Were they talking about double-fisting beers? And then she goes, now this chick loves to dig center. You know what I mean? No, I think it's because she's like double-fisting remotes in her hands or something. Oh, this is the other way. This lady is holding two remotes. So she's like, and now to someone who also likes to be double-fisting. But in other ways. Well, she said the problem is she did fisted. That was the slip of the tongue. And then this woman's like, this fucking R word over here. You know, this real fucking idiot woman. She means beer, folks. Poor girl. Yeah, Jessica Boyington. Boyoyoyoyington. That sounds like a girl who was flat-chested in seventh grade and then eighth grade summer. Came back to school. And then Jessica Boyoyington. Jessica Boyoyoyoyington. So can we watch it again here and see the conclusion? I want to see the remotes. Yeah, I want to see it again now that we know. Wednesday miles from Sunshine 60, Thursday partly sunny skies and 57. She makes me nervous. And to another woman who likes to be double-fisted and is in her way, I think that's okay. She means beer. She means beer. She's trying to save her. She goes, she means, she's trying to save herself. She's supposed to just sit there and be like, that's me. I called her cell phone. That's what I'm saying. She's like, no, no, no, I'm not into two fists being in my ass and my pussy. I'm into drinking beer, guys, two at a time. But another weather. And speaking of fisted. And speaking of fisted. We are going to get fisted with rain this Sunday. Let me tell you. Let me tell you. California. These cumulonimbus clouds are going to fist you with rain all weekend. It is torrential downpour. Southern California will be looking to get double fisted this weekend as another river is coming. What do they call that? Atmospheric river will be coming to Southern California. But yeah, no, I mean, so she was like, please don't put me on YouTube. Oh my lord. And she now she's on YouTube and it's like, ha ha ha. Just like a boy only lying. Jesse on boy only. So yeah, she's on YouTube now. Girl's Skake. Anytime I hear, I think it's Earl's Skakele. Okay. I think these is. I marked Norman tirade earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her spiral. Might be a deep cut for some of the listeners. Now, do you ever eat a Subway? I do, Josh. I do sometimes. I'm eating there. Yeah. What do you like about Subway? I just like that it's the same everywhere you go. And it's just turkey. It's cold cuts. The bread's a little sus, obviously, so we found out it's made of little tires and yoga mats or whatever. Double fist yourself with turkey and the go cuts. I go double fisted for me and they know exactly that. Okay. I mean, put some more meat on that. Yeah. And then do you ask, do you call the mayonnaise boy better? Yeah, can you get that goo all over it? Get some on this. Hey, can you spread it for me, Danny? Spread that white goo daddy. Getting so demonetized this episode. Although they might not know they're like, goo, this is nonsense words. Yeah, boy goo, come on. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. This is a new special though that Subway has. Speaking of new specials. Watch daddy, I'll do too. Well, here's a question I have for you. Before we tell you the new deal here, what's one fast food place where it's like, say you had to eat it every day. You could. I'm a Taco Bell guy. You could eat it every single day. Yeah. Compared to. I feel like the heartburn. No, because compared to, I think McDonald's is one of those where I feel bad after I eat it. So if I ate it every day, I think that it would, I mean, just that morning's grow up. Yeah, we saw what happened with that. You get depressed and you literally like, You don't think that would happen with Taco Bell? I think it's slightly cleaner. It's considered one of the healthier options compared to other fast food. Don't they put sand in the meats or something? There's like saw saw dust or something like that. There's soy, a lot of soy in the meat. Okay. And that's why we have tits now. Probably. As men. Yeah. Uh, I think I'd go Chipotle. That way, whoa, whoa, wait, that counts as your fast food. Yeah, Chipotle's fast food. We're living on different levels, brother. Chipotle's fast food, is it not? I think, I mean, I was thinking more like drive through when you said fast food. Chipotle hasn't drive through. I can get it without it getting out of my car, really? Some of them don't wait. Chipotle. I don't drive, so I don't know. Burrito's like $15. Yeah, that's not fast food, dude. Sit down, meal. Dude. That's intermediate dining for me. I mean, come on. That's like one and a half dollar dime. Yeah. See? All right. Okay. Lower your standard. I guess, I mean, hey, come back down to our roach level over here, dude. Wait a minute, then. Does subway over here? Does subway not count as the same tier as Chipotle? Isn't, as we learned from Ryan Sickler, Chipotle just Mexican subway? Well, can you say that? I mean, I think- Oh, that worked. I think that subway is still lower on the totem pole than Chipotle, because you can get so, I don't know. You can get a foot loan from $5 at Subway. Yeah. You can get stuff from- Dude, Chipotle minimum now, minimum, even if you get water, and a burrito, you're spending at least 10 to 12 bucks minimum on one item, where fast food, I think I- I- You have to be able to buy multiple things. Something where you're confused as to how that could cost a little. Thank you. Yeah. That's a perfect example. Yeah. You're like, I paid $3 and I'm eating an entire animal here. It seems- That doesn't add up. Yeah. What are we doing here? How are they making this? Anyhow- Also, guys in my car now, did he come with the meal? So I guess I got to go taco, but I think I- Can I pick Del Taco? Yeah, you can. All right, I like that one. I'm going to go with that. You'll go Del Taco every day? Over Taco Bell, yeah. I mean, if I have- Because there's also such a variety at Del Taco, I feel the same with Taco Bell though. I mean, I could- It's interchangeable for me, but I just do prefer. The love and care that goes into my local fast food place of Del Taco. They had one thing that they discontinued. What? It was a Sprite Boba drink, and it was incredible. What? They had Boba in- It's a bit- Boba Del Taco for a limited time. Wait, doesn't Sprite or the thing- Wouldn't that like- They were the Boba disintegrate? It was- It was like- It was Boba- It was like Phoba. It was like Phoba. It was little balls that exploded Sprite in your mouth. Oh, that sounds so cool. It was incredible. Oh, I want to- I wish I could get some balls in my mouth that explode Sprite. Oh, my lord. Oh. There it is. The one on the floor. Yeah. Oh, my- What are the- Oh, it's so good. Isn't Boba just nonsense anyway? How do you make fake Boba? No, I mean, like, isn't it- Whoa. Isn't it Tofu or something? Tapioca. Tapioca. That's bullshit, right? Like tapioca. Right? So like, what are they making fake? Tapioca is already like fake shit, right? Just nonsense? I feel like you and I are usually on a very similar frequency. But like, you keep catching me way off guard today. Like, I keep looking over you like- I'm in a weird place. No, no. Dude, I feel like I took an edible or something and I'm watching you because I'm like not processing things in real time today with you. And I love it. I love it because usually we're like, got my meatball, but there's been like so many times where I look over. I'm like, I think I'm- I'm- I'm on the outside and I'm looking in. I've really been in a- real whole of my own brain lately and I'm just- Also, it got hot in front of me. It got hot. I'm telling you. I'm sweating. Dripping actually, but- Ew, dripping. But what I want to get to here, the reason I asked you that question- Do you like Subway Jeremiah? Is there a- There's a- Hey, that's where it started. That's where it all began. Yeah, yeah. So there's a new deal with the folk at Subway. And I want to see if this appeals to you as a road guy. You know, I find Subway to be like a- like a nice road. You know, I just know what's going on there. I can be in any city USA and go to Subway and they're going to make me the same sandwich. Yeah, it's going to be- Yeah. Consistent. So the deal works like this for just $15. Sandwich lovers will be able to grab a footlong sub for 50% off its original price for 30 days in a row. Subway first introduced the sandwich subscription. That's what it's called. In August of 2022, as a perk for its Subway My Way Rewards members, the sandwich giant sold out of all 10,000 passes in less than six hours. 10,000 passes. That doesn't seem like that many. That seems like a lot to me. That's a lot. Yeah, I guess. So I mean, let's do some- Can you imagine doing the show? 30- 10,000 Subway pass holders. That would be cool. But let me just- This is country-wide. So getting this must have been difficult. But so how many subs now say let's maximize the numbers here? $15 they're paying. I'm a curse of laughing so hard because I'm about to do the most complicated math that I've ever done. And she knows I can't even like- I don't even know how to make the equation. It's $15 for the month. $15 is for the- you get 50% off for 30 days in a row. So that means if it's a $5 for long, we're paying $250. Let's say you get- it doesn't say it limits it to one a day. So let's say you get two in a day. You get two in a day. That's $5. Buy one, get one. It's a bogo for the day. Yeah. Okay, so $5 for 30 days, that is $150. Right. Okay. But- Okay, I'm proud of myself so far. So that's $150. Plus $15. Why? For the past. Okay, that's $165. So but that's two sandwiches- I'm trying to do the sandwich math now. Two sandwiches for 30 days. A 60 sandwich. A 60 sandwich is- That's one person. Yeah. So that times that times 10,000 that's 60,000 sandwiches. Who's making out here? What's the point of doing this subway? It's not like these- How many sandwiches does the past person have to buy where Subway makes some money? I have no idea. I think, well, A, a variable immediately that Subway is banking on. There's nobody in their right mind, even who are super fans of Subway who are buying the two sandwiches a day. You don't think two a day? I thought three- I thought if they were like, I'm having breakfast, lunch, and dinner at Subway for this 30 days. I would say it doesn't- One maybe 500 to 1,000 of those people might be doing multiple days. It limits it? It says it's only once per day. It's only once per day. Well then they are making out. Oh then they are- Just watch that foot long. Yeah. So that- So a lot of people I think that what they're banking on is how they- Better put that extra cheese on there. Yeah. And that extra meat. Yeah, if you can only do it once. Yeah. They're banking on the fact that it's just like a Netflix subscription that you're not using that much. Giving it to your pals? Yeah. When they use it. You must register and pay $15 plus the applicable tax the taxes will be offered in 30- Now what's it gonna say at all? I'm having a really hard time. I'm just- Things are difficult right now. I'm having a really hard time right now. I get what you're saying though. No it's like an Netflix subscription. You know they get it and they just let it go. They keep it going right? Yeah. Yeah. I figured it out. Well anyway I thought that was interesting. Thank you for sending that in. You can send in your stories at joshpottershow at gmail.com. Let's do one more. Because- Rats who eat people. Oh you found one over there? Oh that was gonna say. Did I have one of those? Do you know what Mr. Beast is? Of course. Now he made some people see which I was annoyed by that frankly. I go well I want to fucking see. But they I figured it out. They have cornea issues. That's kind of like- No offense Mr. Beast but that's kind of easy. I've seen this video. Fix these eyes and then you know. This is like a that's like a cocaine song for me. That's just because of that. These eyes. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Do do do do. Cry every night for you. I don't know the words. I was trying to remember him as you were saying. I will never be free. No no no. You know- God this makes me want to do blow. I feel like we're doing a podcast in the back of a VIP. strip club and like just anything like we're just like you know spouting whatever's on the dome. That's what I mean. I came in here with just my dome. But yeah so Mr. Beast he uh he fixed some eyes and he got in trouble for it. People didn't like it. They didn't like that he fixed eyes. Yeah the world's fickle. The world is fickle. They don't not they're not nice out there. People are not nice. Some people are very mean. Mean people. So he's under fire again because he tried to help some more people. He says he says here Mr. Beast under fire again this time. It's because the YouTube star gave shoes to 20,000 South African kids. What a piece of shit. Fucking bastard. Why does he keep getting flack for doing things for people? We just stop doing things for people. You piece of shit for hundreds of thousands of kids in South Africa. The only thing standing- Let him struggle. The only thing standing between them and an education is a simple pair of shoes. Mr. Beast explained in a video. He went on to explain that many kids in South Africa have to walk barefoot for miles over harsh terrain, broken glass, and contaminated water to get to school. Mr. Beast teamed up with Johannesburg charity called Barefoot No More. The nonprofit makes shoes out of uh an innovative material designed for durability, comfort, and flexibility. Old garbage. This one's their thing. You know the trash you throw into the garbage? That's what they make these shoes out of. I just imagine. The shoes are also water-provegend-foely and can't grab me like, Is it garbage if you- Is it garbage if you walk to school in recycled shoes? What is it? That'd be a fun, are you garbage show? It's like, are you third world country? Right. Right. It's a third world country. If you're drinking brown water. So once he acquired the shoes, Mr. Beast then traveled to Cape Town to find the schools whose students are in the most desperate need of health. I guess I'd garbage if you haven't been able to see since you were 10 years old. Did you get your corneas fixed by Mr. Beast? You're probably garbage. Shout out to the garbage fam. Oh god. This is not the first of social media stars philanthropic efforts. We know earlier this year he funded cataract surgery for a thousand people suffering blindness. An act which he called which was called demonic. Per this one news source. Fans criticized the YouTube star because they claim he is profiting off of these videos. One user wrote, people praising things like this, like good guy, Mr. Beast, ignore the reality that he makes a profit from these types of videos. This isn't really charity. One fan called this donation of shoes a millionaire bandaid. Millionaire philanthropy is a bandaid that covers the core issues that force people into terrible conditions in the first place. People are not mad at Mr. Beast. They are mad at the system. Isn't that fucking Quief central? Yeah. If you're mad at Mr. Beast, you are Quief of the Century if you ask me. I feel like I should push him to do something real nonsensical to prove how demonic he can actually be. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like he's making profits and then using them for charity. Yeah, weren't you and I just talking like the other day that if we had that type of money, like you would just wreck planes because you could. Oh yeah, if I had Mr. Beast money, I'd be a real. Quief of the Wii. Because I would just be like, today I spent $30 million on four jets and I'm going to make them all crash into each other in the sky with a remote control and that's it. I could have saved an entire country's hunger problem with the money I spent on these four jets colliding. But Josh, why didn't you fix your vision first? Can't be done. So let the money burn. I actually just spent a lot of money on a giant pool to put $30 million into to burn or light on fire. I don't know. I fucking. I come in. Just want to watch the work. I think it's fucking stupid that people get mad at Mr. Beast. But I also think it's like maybe this dude. Out of all the influencers who do things, he's at least like, yeah, if he's making profit of it, that's fine. But like he's giving away a lot of money. There's other people who make so much money off of fake being nice to homeless people. Oh, dude, we were talking about Mr. Motivator. There's a guy. I don't know what his deal is. And I wonder how many times those people get it wrong. Because they go up to a homeless person and they're like, can I have a quarter? And the homeless person's like, uh, yeah, they only got like two quarters, but you can have one of mine. And then he's like, oh, thanks. Actually, you can have the quarter back. And here's a thousand dollars. And the guy's like, what? And then he's like, and do you want to go to Disney World? And the guy's like, okay. The guy's like, here's tickets at Disney World. He's just like laying it on. He's like, oh, here's a laptop. And you're like, how many times did you have to do that to find the right guy that's not like, I'm going to sell this for crack. Thank you. You know what I mean? Either like some homeless guy who's like, shitting on your like, you know what I mean? Like you, they're not all approachable. It's my point. So it's like, can I get a quarter? And the guy's like, I'm going to fucking bash you in the skull with this wrench or whatever, you know, something like that. How many times? It's probably like crowd work. Eventually you get a vibe first, the kind of people that you're talking to. We were watching one of them. And this man, they go up to a guy who's just sitting on a dock. Now that's a roll of the dice. Yeah. What if he throws you in the water? Yeah. And so they're like, you own any of these boats? Of course the guy definitely does. Because they're like yachts and shit and there's just a hobo just sitting on a dock like with a bindle basically. And they're like, are these one of your boats? And the guy's like, hell no. And so they're like, do you want to do you want to go on one? And he's like, yeah, so now they're just bringing this hobo on a boat. What if he's like, I'm going to fucking murder these people and steal the boat and escape the Mexico and that would be a video. I'd watch. Yeah. I mean, I just can't believe they don't get into more trouble. Well, I've seen have you seen some of the videos where I forget what one of the random influencers stepping on Jordan's in the hood. There's somewhere they get lit up. And they do that so that they get like almost into a fight and they're like, no, no, no, no, it's a prank. You're a stegrand. Oh yeah, it's very weird. But like, it's more like they don't realize that like, dude, like if you if you do that to the wrong person, like what if that's literally all they have? You know what I mean? That's like they're their most prized possession. You step on it, you offer the money. It's like, no, it's more about the principle. Like, yeah, you're getting. I'm still gonna slit your fucking throat. Anyhow, Jeremiah. I very much appreciate you coming in. Please to be watching daddy on YouTube. It is out now came out yesterday if you're watching this on the show's debut. Also, make sure you check out Jeremiah's podcast. Jeremiah wonders. Scissor bros. Yeah. You got anything else fun coming up? You want to plug? You know, leave some roach comments in the YouTube.com slash share. My walk-ins for my special daddy. Hope you are enjoying it. Yeah. And yeah, I'll be in New York doing a stand up on spot on April 4th with Mark Norman, Joe List. And some other peeps, it's going to be a lot of fun. So yeah, get taken to that other than that. I appreciate the love on the special. And Josh, I appreciate you guys having me on again. No problem, brother. If you want to check out me, I'll be in Bakersfield at the Well Comedy Club. That'll be April 22nd. I'll be in Chandler, Arizona at Mike Drop Comedy Club May 5th and 6th. Those are the only tickets on sale right now. I'm going to announce more dates. But go over to my Instagram at Josh under score potter or my Twitter at J underscore potter and buy those up. Also, please to be sending your roach reports. And I got to thank all the roach reporters from today, Luke Rutz. You know, we had T-bone in there. We had Justin M. We had all the greats, odd track numbers. Thank you for this wonderful piece of music. Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send all of those things in wheel. Of course, we'll see you next Wednesday right here on the Josh Potter show. Bye.