130 - Grower or Shower w/ Corinne Fisher - The Josh Potter Show
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Oh, hello, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of the Josh Potter show here inside the old Roach Motel.
I appreciate you joining us once again on Wednesday.
Remember, it's Wednesday. I'm still getting emails asking, where's the podcast?
I also find it very odd
that despite me mentioning many times a couple of weeks ago, we were at gas digital.
People are like, did you change studios again? No, I was just a, we said, we were in New York City.
I don't understand. How many times do I have to tell people things?
But I am going to tell you about my dates.
April 22nd, Bakersfield, California.
Going to be at the Well Comedy Club. Go get tickets up on my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter.
Twitter is at J underscore Potter beyond that.
Chandler, Arizona, May 5th and 6th.
And you can get tickets up at those same places as well.
And today we have a very special guest.
The wonderful, the talented, the hilarious Corinne Fisher, everybody.
Hello.
You know her from her many podcasts,
Skies We Fucked Without a Country from the Old Gas Digital Network.
Uh huh. Yeah. That's not that. I mean, it's two.
Well, yeah, you're right. It's not many.
There's another one too, but it's it's it's done.
Why would happen?
It was two less lonely girls with Rose, Bud Baker and myself.
And I mean, I guess there's only so many times you can talk about Justin Bieber before you decide,
you know what? I think I've done my due diligence as a fan.
Yeah, I mean, I think nowadays it would have taken a different arc, right?
Yeah, I mean, I think it would be concentrating a lot on the Haley Bieber, Selena Gomez drama.
But I don't like to involve myself in that because I think it's negative energy towards two very
talented, lovely women. Who else did Justin Bieber sleep with prior to sleep with?
Well, I guess, I mean, you don't know the whole Whitney of women, but I mean,
those are the two famous. Those are the two main ones when we're talking about his main girlfriends.
That's it. So he was with Selena Gomez. He was on and off with Selena for a long time.
Was this during the podcast? No, no, I didn't know if you had any like anti-Selena, not you guys,
but your fans or whatever, people who listened to the program, if they were anti-Selena.
No, most people are anti-Haley, very few anti-Gomites.
Anti-Gomites. Well, that's a different thing entirely from what I understand.
What? Being a Gomite. A Gomite is that that's Lewis's people.
Yeah, no, I know. I was speaking in joke. Oh, I'm sorry.
But the Gomez heads or whatever, Selena Gomez heads. But yeah, no, I never got to listen to that
podcast. Of course, we're all familiar with guys we fuck, but without a country is very wonderful.
I mean, more people should check that out if they don't already. You do the news. We do the news
here too. We're going to do the news in a little bit. Well, speaking of Lewis, I mean, as he said
about that, about without a country on his own network, you know, lightning doesn't strike twice.
So in terms of what can only have one majorly successful podcast says the guy who has multiple,
I would say two, right? I would say one successful and the other one he has a lot of smoke and mirrors.
I did both and I guess yeah, Legion of Skanks is obviously very, I thought
Realize podcast got a lot of people watching. No, yeah, yeah, it does.
I also wanted to let everybody know because we have Irish fans here on this program.
Corinne is going to be in Ireland on April 3rd, right? Heck yeah, Monday April 3rd.
It's a Monday. You're not doing anything else. Come see me at Wielands and Dublin.
Is it Wielands or Wailands? I'm glad you said it because I'm going to say Wailands.
I've always said Wielands, but it does sound more Irish to say Wailands. But no, you know what,
I think Irish comedians have said it to me as Wielands.
And do you have Irish comedians doing the show with you?
No, just me. Just me. I don't need it. I'll buy yourself.
I don't need these other people on the show. The Irish comedians I know also are either
too famous in Ireland, so they would have their own show or they're in America and they're not
traveling with me. My best friend Thomas, Dr. Thomas Wittefield is doing the show with me,
though, because he's an actual licensed therapist. And so he can elevate the therapy or therapy-like
aspect of our show and take it to a new level for one night only.
What's the therapy aspect? Does that like crowd work?
Well, guys, we fucked us. I mean, we give advice. So it's that aspect of guys, we fucked that I,
you know, you do that at the live show, though.
Not always, but for since he's going to be traveling with me anyway, I would,
I think it would be a missed opportunity not to.
Well, that'll be fun. So go check that out. We have free therapy, free therapy for the Irish.
Who the hell knows what that's going to be.
I know it could be a lot of first timers.
Yeah, good galley. I now I did a couple of shows in Dublin and they were all the early shows,
like here in America, obviously the early shows are at like seven.
Yeah.
In Ireland, the early shows are like four.
Oh, because they got to start drinking.
Yeah, that's well, they don't want to have a late show be late because of the drinking.
I love that.
Which is insanely stereotypical, I feel like.
No, I feel like it's like they know their audience. I mean, it would feel stereotypical
if they were doing like an Irish themed night in New York City and it started at four,
but I feel like if it's in Ireland, then it's just the truth.
Yeah, but at the same time, the Irish are known for drinking, as you mentioned.
Shouldn't they be good enough at it where they could handle a late show?
Who really gets that well adjusted to drinking?
Well, that's a different show.
Maybe when you have Dr. Drew on, you guys can talk about that.
Corinne thinks I have a drinking problem.
I think.
You know when the producer laughs, we've struck a nerve.
I don't know that it's a problem necessarily, but Rob, you're supposed to be on my team,
Pali.
Yeah, I shrugged.
Yeah, and also he's on your team. He's on your team. We're both on your team, the team of wellness.
Uh oh.
I, and Corinne also, by the way, if you didn't see on my Instagram,
I stopped in at her baseball card store back in New York City.
It's in large Monty York, perfectly centered.
We have many a baseball fan on this program.
So it's technically in Westchester, not in the city, but yeah.
Oh, okay, my bad. Sorry.
Well, no, I'm just saying, because people are going to be like,
oh, we're in New York City.
And it'd be like, nah, you're gonna have to take the train up.
But it's it, but it's easily accessible by the trains.
Well, if you're in the area, you should go check it out,
especially if you're into baseball and baseball cards and all of that.
And cards for everything for that man.
All sports cards, vintage horror movie posters, sci-fi lobby cards.
All the favorite stuff.
Check it out.
Of all the roaches out there.
Hell yeah.
Check it out.
Yes.
And we're going to get into sports because we do do the sports and the news here on this
program. I know without a country sometimes, do you talk about sports?
Every now and then.
When it breaches the pop culture or whatever it is.
Exactly.
What's a what's a major story recently that you've talked about?
The Buffalo Bill incident where we-
Oh, yes.
Demar Hamlin.
Anything other than that?
Because I did I didn't I did hear that.
I think there was some like a there was a couple articles about like a like legal
precedence changing maybe within like the NFL.
Obviously we talked about Brittany Griner, which I mean, I I guess, you know,
just because she herself is an athlete, you can call it a sports kind of story,
but I would say it's more like a human rights.
So so political human rights thing.
Well, let's get into the sports.
Fuck human rights.
Yeah.
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I didn't know you were in charge of your own soundboard
via your phone until now.
How do you think I was playing things just now?
With your mind.
No, I mean, I mean, today I saw it,
but I'm saying like in previous episodes.
Oh, I see, I see.
Well, you are a basketball fan, more than me I would say.
Just really a next fan, but yes.
Like out of the sports I do like it's basketball.
It's also the easiest one to understand.
I think.
I find that to be not the case.
Okay, I guess it's just because I like it the most.
Well, I was only asking because I have been asking people
to convince me about basketball.
What don't you like about basketball?
I'll tell you what I don't like.
I talked about it a little bit a couple of weeks ago,
but I don't like that it's constant scoring.
That makes defense more special, which I understand,
and I could probably find value in that.
The other thing I don't like is...
So the first point that you brought,
you're bringing to the table is that you don't like
non-stop action.
Okay, go ahead.
Yeah, no, I mean, there's non-stop action in all sports.
It's just not in baseball.
I could take a nap during a whole inning
and not miss Jack shit.
Well, the pitch clock is fixing all of that.
You don't know.
So boring.
We've downed the games to about,
from four hours to two and a half now.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I love a baseball game is a practice of mindfulness.
It's about being in the present.
You're the only person who goes to watch
but sports for mindfulness.
You have to be in the present.
Each pitch is a different story.
You have to keep thinking in your head,
God, don't let me fall asleep here.
I'll get a sunburn.
I've never fallen.
I mean, I find it to be relaxing, I will say,
and it's nice to be outdoors.
That's what I like about baseball.
Basketball, what else I don't like is...
And this is going to sound like I'm taking up Umbridge
with the inner city blacks.
But I don't like... Oh my God.
I don't like load management.
Okay.
Do you know what I'm saying when I say that?
No, but somehow race got involved.
Well, because it's part of the culture, I feel like.
And I don't like the load management
because it's like, say Kevin Durant is just like,
I don't feel like playing, it's Friday night.
He just doesn't.
Okay.
That's the only sport where they are allowed to do that.
And with the TV deals being what they are.
So you think people should be forced to do things
that they don't wanna do?
I think they should have to play and...
But even us as comedians, if we decide,
we would be penalized, but we could decide last minute
that we don't wanna do a show.
No one's dragging our body onto stage.
Sure, but people would get refunds for their tickets
if you take your child to a Nets game
and say it's the only one you can afford for the whole season
and you show up to the Nets game and his favorite players
deciding to just take the night off.
So you've never been to Broadway, obviously,
because that's why they have those little slips
and the play-bills that says,
you could literally buy a ticket to see,
so when Pamela Anderson was in Chicago,
you could have bought a ticket to see that
and you could get there and then it could say,
tonight's performance, the role of whatever,
will not be played by Pamela Anderson
and there's nothing you can do about that either.
Sure, but how often does that happen?
I would say, honestly, more often than you would like.
And is it like a matinee?
No. It's not every show.
What's the percentage, do you think?
I would think, honestly, I've never been to a basketball game
where my favorite player wasn't playing
and I go to way less basketball games.
But I mean, then many times I've gone to Broadway shows
and the person that I wanted to see wasn't there.
I would say, I don't know the percentage.
I mean, 10%, I don't know.
Well, all I'm saying-
Higher than you would think.
All I'm saying is that I believe, you know,
if you're gonna just take days off like that
and-
How often is it happening though?
It's happening a lot.
Who just specifically with Karen Durant?
Well, I say Kevin Durant specifically
because when I tried to get into basketball,
this is how I learned about load management.
I was playing fantasy basketball
to try and like learn the players and watch more games.
And all of a sudden I'm like watching one of the games,
you know, I have Kevin Durant in my lineup
and I'm watching the Nets game.
I'm like, where the fuck's Kevin Durant?
They didn't even notify me.
They didn't even say anything about him not playing.
So you don't like basketball
because at one time affected your fantasy team?
Well, I don't like it.
It's not more of a macro reason,
but yes, that is one specific sighting.
But then I thought about that poor dad
taking his kid to the game here
and I was like, well, that's fucked up.
Out of all the things that can happen in life,
I think Kevin Durant not showing up to a basketball game
you're going to is pretty low on the totem pole.
I'm gonna be honest.
I mean, I guess if we're talking about,
I mean, but at the end of the day,
it's still pretty disappointing if you're a little kid.
Is there-
Let them learn early.
Is there an amount of games
that there has to be an amount of games contractually
that they have to play to get their salary?
Most sports have that.
Are you sure?
Most sports have that.
Cause I mean, they can't.
No, no, I'm sure there is, but I think it's a lower threshold
because it's more noticeable than any other sport.
And I say if they need to rest that much,
if they're gonna do this, they call it load management
because of the fact that like,
well, we don't want them to have too much of a workload
when we want to tire them out.
This game doesn't matter or whatever.
I say make less games then.
Okay.
I think the game is more meaningful
because hockey has just as many games as basketball
and you don't see guys taking off just for the hell of it.
They're on skate though.
They mean they're phoning it in basically.
Skating back and forth all luxurious.
They can punch people out whenever they want to.
Yeah, they're getting drilled into the wall every two seconds.
Have you ever actually played basketball
and had to run back and forth multiple times?
It's exhausting.
Yeah, but it's no less exhausting
than skating up and down a rink back and forth
for however many minutes.
You're also now putting hockey under
like the umbrella of major sports in America.
I do.
It's still...
The country might not feel that way, but I certainly do.
Yeah.
Well, I think if we're going on like grueling,
I definitely think football is the most grueling
and then basketball and then baseball.
I mean, baseball, those guys are fat.
No, baseball is, I mean, I would...
I could play baseball.
I think Burke Reischer could play professional baseball.
I would have been saying that at least at a lower level.
I think Burke Reischer, because he used to play college ball.
And I'm like, you could still probably play baseball.
Yeah, probably easily.
Yeah.
And I don't understand, I mean, I guess the competitiveness
of baseball, it ages people out of the sport,
but you could last a lot longer, I'm sure.
And you get a lot more mileage on the tires.
Like if I could go...
If I had like a fantasy life and I could come back
as a professional athlete of some kind,
I would pick baseball player.
Well, you do kind of have a fantasy life
where you are playing hockey on your fantasy team
that I saw or that fantasy team in your own video game.
Well, I do have that, you're right.
So you made your fantasy a reality?
I mean, in graphic form, it's like my bowling league.
Curran is referencing NHL 23 for PlayStation.
Oh, I thought you would obviously have talked about that
on the show before.
I don't know that I have...
Sorry, did I embarrass you?
I don't think so.
I'm not embarrassed by it by any means.
I'm not even gonna talk about the show,
it will be the show.
Oh yes, well, I do play on Twitch,
but I haven't played hockey on Twitch,
but I have a player in NHL 23.
You have a guy you create and it's you.
And then you play pickup games.
And I told Curran the one that I'm like,
hey, I'm playing hockey.
And she said, no, you're not.
Well, I know that's not exactly what happened.
I really thought that you were playing hockey.
And I was like, oh my God, that's amazing.
Like you're getting outside more.
That's so good comics don't get it.
And that's not just, you,
none of us get outside enough.
And I thought that was so amazing.
And then you revealed that it was a video game hockey.
And I said, that's not the same thing.
Well, it's not, no, no, but it is social, I guess.
You really thought I was playing hockey though?
Yes, why would that be crazy?
I know lots of adult men that are in different kinds
of sports leagues.
Don't you think that's asinine?
No, I think it's great.
I think it's ridiculous.
I think it's men spending quality time
with each other and getting exercise.
Why is that asinine?
Well, here's why.
I don't mind the exercise part.
I can understand the health benefits of it all.
But when you're 40 something and you're playing basketball
and you tear up both of your Achilles
because you're playing a pickup game in a park,
I feel like that's like a lot of rehab for what?
Yeah, I know you're right.
Just rest on the couch.
I plan on it.
Just keep, just keep, let's be safe.
You're 51st, everyone.
Stay on the couch.
I can only live live live through video games.
You heard it here first.
I plan on it.
Yes, doctor's orders.
I did get an email though.
I thought this video was pretty funny
that this guy sent in.
It says, hey, papa roach and crew,
been waiting for my chance to send something noteworthy
and boy, is this a gem?
This designated hitter had over,
this person made a joke.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna save the joke that they made
until we hear what this is.
Designated Hitler, excuse me, designated hitter.
He didn't get a board.
Sorry about that, folks.
I like how this man acknowledged his error.
He could have just said designated Hitler
and just glossed over it and kept going.
And someone would have been like,
you know, you said Hitler there, right?
And he could have been like, well, I did?
Again, I don't think I did that.
And just, you know, at the end of the,
but he came back and was like, I'm sorry about that.
I mean, hitter.
Oh God, sorry about that, folks.
Oh Jesus.
And now he's drawing more attention to it.
It would have been funny if he said designated Hitler
and then someone called him on it.
And he was like, no, I didn't say that.
That's not real.
Exactly.
A holocaust.
Who's hit?
Get it, everyone, I'm sure.
That's what this guy said.
This DH had over three million home runs out here.
But that from Matt L in Annapolis, Maryland,
thank you so much.
And another story that came out
in sports involves a hockey player.
And this video is upsetting, obviously now,
to give you a little-
Oh, I saw this.
I didn't even realize it was a hockey player.
Okay.
Well, to give you a little backstory,
if you aren't familiar at home, what happened?
This is from a couple of weeks ago.
Daniel Breyer, one of my favorite all-time Buffalo sabers.
Former captain of the sabers.
In fact, there was a dark day for the franchise.
We haven't recovered from the day we traded him away
to the Philadelphia Flyers.
And he finished his career there.
Now he is the general manager of the Philadelphia Flyers,
which is, it still stings.
Danny Breyer's son here is Carson Breyer.
He plays for the Mercyhurst hockey team, the college.
And here, him and a couple of his buddies
are going to what looks like a party at a bar.
And they're at an upstairs portion of the bar.
And they're kind of in the landing.
They're in the foyer here about to enter the bar.
So play the video there, Robin.
I'll describe it for the people listening on audio.
For the visually impaired?
Yes, like me.
So the guy comes up and they're talking,
they're saying some hockey stuff.
Oh, hey, John Z, he was cool.
Hey, yeah.
And then now you see Carson sitting into a wheelchair.
There's a wheelchair perched at the top of the stairs here.
Carson sits in it, scoots it forward,
another guy's pushing it and then Carson throws it down
the stairs, breaking it as they enter the party.
You didn't see that part of it?
No, I just saw this still, and I go,
this looks like someone doing something toxic
and I didn't watch the video, but it also makes sense
because they're kids.
I'm like, how are these hockey players?
Well, they're college hockey players, yeah.
Even though many of the NHL players,
if you saw them, you'd be like, who's that child?
It makes you my favorite hockey player.
I describe him.
He's the workhorse.
He's the workhorse.
The workhorse from Whitehorse, I go, oh man, he's so gritty.
He has a lot of heart.
The way I describe him sounds like a burly man from Canada.
And then when you see him, you're like, oh, that child,
that's who you're talking about, that 20-year-old.
Hockey players are pretty hot.
Might be honestly, I used to think basketball players
were the hottest, I think maybe hockey players are.
I like that they have the long hair.
You like the long hair part of it?
I like long hair, yeah.
Yeah.
My dad had long hair.
I said.
No, I just feel like, you know, they always say,
like, you want to fuck someone that's like your parents.
And then I'm like, well, it's really the long hair part
that I like.
That's hilarious.
I don't know that I want that at all.
No, sir.
Sorry, your mom's not fucking fuckable.
Sorry, your mom's not a piece.
My mom's not a piece.
No, she's not.
But so I was watching this.
And at first, I tried to give some of the benefit of the,
because here's the thing, when I see like a college kid
fuck up, I go, ah, God, he's going to regret that someday.
And hopefully he gets older and matures.
And, you know, that can't be a paralyzed person's wheelchairs,
what I thought for a second, you know, they're not in it.
Right?
Okay.
But I mean, a lot of times when you're in,
when your wheelchair bound, once you get into a chair,
then you can then go without like, maybe there's like a tables
or like a stool in that bar.
I can't see the full space.
It looks like a place where maybe they would only be stools.
Well, to give a further context, the reason the wheelchair was empty
was because the woman in it went to the bathroom,
which is down the stairs.
So her friends actually carried her down the stairs.
She has a leg injury.
She's not wheelchair bound for.
Okay. So now we don't even care.
Well, that's, this is just, this is just someone that broke in light.
This is a fuck.
Who cares?
Yeah, I believe he's close.
Like she actually had the update here and,
well, and it's also, but the thing is though,
if it was a really a wheelchair bound person,
I mean, this place should be shut down.
It's not, it's not wheelchair accessible.
I thought that too.
I go, well, really, the bar is actually going to get more flack
than Carson Breyer, whose father is rich,
and can just replace this wheelchair if he's so deemed.
Yeah, but it's not about, I don't think it's about the money.
It's about just this kid doesn't give a fuck about anything.
Well, he's not.
But you can tell that from what he's wearing though.
That's why I gave the context of who he is,
because he is a nepo baby.
Well, he should walk with his head down a little bit.
It's hockey and this is America.
Well, his dad's rich and he runs the Philadelphia Flyers.
And they are from, well, I believe Danny Breyer,
Danny Breyer is from Canada, but.
But this is in America, right?
This is in America and he's American, yes, of course.
Yeah.
I'm trying to find the story of what the girls ailment was here.
I mean, I think also take into account that,
like, just because they're entering the bar at this time,
I'm guessing they probably had a couple drinks previously.
So, you know how sometimes you just,
like, it is more fun for some reason
when you're intoxicated to, like, steal and damage property.
And those are things that I would never think to be fun
when I'm sober, but, you know, in my younger days,
I once, like, stole, like, a knife from a restaurant
that I was eating at, I was, like, put in my purse.
I didn't, what?
Like, why do I need an old butter knife?
But it just felt so good.
I mean, I've seen people steal pint glasses.
I've seen people steal.
Exactly. There's something about stealing, like, cutlery.
And cut. That's weird.
So, wait a second.
You said you stole, like, butter knives and stuff.
This is when you drink.
Just one. Not, I didn't do this multiple times,
but I remember very specifically,
there was this place I used to go to on Park Avenue
when I was in college,
because they had a graveyard menu.
And just, I remember one time just thinking,
like, how fun would it be
if I just put this butter knife in my purse right now?
It's the only thing I've ever stolen.
I mean, I, because my friend, Matt, used to date a girl
who, every time she would drink, would steal a fork.
Yes. Yes.
Every single time.
But I was always like, what the hell is she?
Like, who cares?
It's a fucking fork or whatever.
You know what I mean?
And I thought it was a deeper issue then.
No, it's not because you want the thing.
It's the thrill of it.
It's the same reason why, why no no was steal.
Well, that's what I was gonna say.
Isn't that mental illness?
No, that, that, that part of,
listen, there was many mental illness aspects
to my no-no-writer.
I don't think the club to Romania.
I truly think that was,
like, if we don't want to talk of mental illness,
it was like the mental illness that is fame.
I think she was just so bored from being famous that long
that she needed something to make her feel alive again.
I truly believe that's the reason.
Isn't there a reason,
Cleptomania is, it's a, it's a mania, right?
So I mean, that-
But she was only doing it for an isolated period of time.
You know, it's not just like a lifelong thing.
I'm not just saying when I'm a writer,
I'm saying like this girl that I was referencing,
like she, I thought in my head, I go,
well, she's a Cleptomania act
because she's just stealing things she has no desire
in having really, and it's the thrill.
Like you said, but it took her getting drunk to do it,
which was-
Yeah, I wonder about that, you know?
Well, I'm looking up Cleptomania right now
because I want to see,
it's an impulse control disorder
that results in an irresistible urge to steal.
The cause of Cleptomania remains unknown,
but risk factors include a family history of Cleptomania
and other impulse control disorders.
It occurs more often in women.
I didn't know that.
I did not know that.
Uh oh.
It's rare too.
I'm a few more than 200,000 US cases per year,
but I also think that's because very few people
are like reporting being a Cleptomania act,
especially because it's illegal to steal.
Well, also people who are getting caught stealing.
Yeah.
They're not like, oh yeah, it's my first time.
You know, like they're not going like,
I have a problem here, you know?
They're not fucking admitting to having a Cleptomania.
Damn, also treatment can help,
but this condition can't be cured.
And then it goes, this is my favorite part.
It goes usually self-diagnosable.
Uh oh.
Gotcha.
You don't be the first person to steal things from it.
Yeah, that's, I mean, but the propensity
to want to damage things when you're drunk too,
that's just, well, I mean, that's not a thing.
Is it there's no underlying ailment or that?
Being asshole, I don't know.
Being an asshole, yeah, douchebaggery.
I think a lot of us have come under that.
This is the woman here in her wheelchair.
Does she have a missing leg, Rob?
Oh yeah. It appears that she's missing.
Okay, so she is her entire left leg.
Yeah, this changes everything.
Okay, we're back to-
Yeah, calf down.
Oh, that's, yeah, she's an amputee, guys.
Yeah, my bad.
I thought, well, she did break her leg, but it is off.
Yeah, she broke it all the way off.
That was a full break.
Yeah, that is a hard stop.
For a long break.
So a wheelchair obviously broke.
Danny Breyer is rich.
He could probably buy her new one,
but a GoFundMe came out and they raised a lot of funds
and she ended up just giving the money to other charities,
which is very nice.
So here's the thing I say at the end of the day,
when a douchebag does wrong,
doesn't it end up being better in the long run?
How much did we help here?
It's like when Domar Hamlin had his heart attack.
He brought him up before- Right.
Eight million dollars?
Yeah, but I mean,
I think that's just more like making lemonades out of,
right, lemonade out of lemons.
I was like, what are we doing here?
How do we do it?
What do we have?
How does lemonade get made?
Yeah, but I mean,
I'm sure she still had a very bad night that night.
I mean, it was probably necessary though
because it was revealed that this guy's son needs
to not be a prick anymore.
Yeah, I mean, it's like kind of a,
like a mere shine on him.
I would hope that he grows from it and all that horseshit,
but who knows?
He probably won't.
He's Danny Breyer's spoiled little son
at the end of the day.
I doubt any of his friends care or treat him any differently.
Who's this guy with her?
I think that's the bar owner.
The bar owner to be like,
Hey, we're good pals here.
You know, we don't got to put any,
you know, railings in the bathroom or anything like that.
Yeah, he's like,
look at me not pushing this lady down the staircase
in front of me.
I can do it.
Just avoid the fact that we don't have an elevator
or any sort of handicap accessibility upstairs here.
Just ignore it because we're gonna help out
and be a swell guy.
Yeah.
That would be something if the bar got shut down
because of Danny Breyer's kid too.
That would be wild.
Oh my God.
They also look like kind of like,
because right now they look like kind of a hot couple.
Yeah.
I thought it was the bar owner.
Am I wrong, Rob?
I mean,
I think that is the bar owner,
but I agree with her in this.
This is her hot walking zatting.
It'd be fun to fucking amputee.
I think that would be the kind of amputee
that would be enjoyable to have sex with.
She actually reminds me of this.
Yeah, she really knows.
You know, you don't really know this.
Yeah, because it's the lower leg, you know,
unless you're a foot guy,
you're not really paying attention to down that area.
If you were on top though,
having sex with this woman,
I feel like it couldn't even be better
because you don't have to spread your legs this wide
because it'll just be full bed underneath the whole thing.
She has a kneecap, yeah.
Oh, hell.
Doesn't she?
She does, but just like you saying that made me.
Well, I'm saying she still has to spread her thighs.
No.
Still the same.
Oh, okay, I guess.
Yeah.
I was thinking of the way I have sex
because I'm having sex with men,
so they're not spreading their legs, but good call.
Exactly.
Yeah, the men that spread the legs.
My assessment was wrong
because I've never fucked a woman.
Sorry.
I apologize everybody.
I know I'm so fucking boring.
What is straight millennial over here?
Not having...
I was gonna say I was like,
well, I mean, if the entire leg was missing,
I mean, have a little bit.
No, there's still like...
I was thinking of it from the perspective of someone
who's usually looking down at a man
who's like, so not spread.
If she was going to wrap her legs around you,
you would feel something kind of missing
in that capacity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or if you were a doggy style,
I guess it would have to be a little like...
You'd have to hold her up.
Yeah, she'd have to be...
That's a tripod.
On top of something.
Like she'd have to...
She can't like do her, you know,
put herself into that position.
Just leaning her against it.
You'd have to put her like over the side of the bed
or something like that.
I like that even amputees,
we somehow make it disgusting
anytime women are involved.
Oh, of course.
Well, if it was a guy amputee,
I would ask the same questions.
I promise you that.
No, I mean, I'm the one who made it disgusting.
I would talk about how does that amputee man
fuck too?
But is it true though?
Like if you were gonna have sex with an amputee,
you don't want one missing an arm.
Necessarily, right?
Arm is worse than leg.
Ah, why?
Because visually you're noticing it more,
you're up, that's like up near where your eyes are
depending on positions.
Also, hands are good.
I'm not a foot guy, like I said,
so we could do without the feet.
If I had a double amputee with the feet,
I don't give a shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Wow, that's so generous of you.
I hope it's not a double...
Double foot amputee is listening.
Hey, all you footless ladies.
They just got so wet.
I'm not a fucking foot guy.
Bring your footless bodies over here
and we'll see what's up.
Yucky.
Yucky.
Not ducky having no feet.
Yucky saying footless bodies.
Bring those footless bodies over here.
Well, what's your amputee, would you,
like if you had to chop a limb off?
No dick.
Well, what is the point of that?
To get in a hole.
Oh, maybe, maybe they're mine, Josh.
I'm talking about having sex with them.
I'm talking about having sex with them.
I had sex with their mind.
They could finger me.
That's true too,
but it's just weird that you would get rid of the dick.
That's another reason not to get rid of the hands
for the record, fingerings and...
Yeah, no, I feel like I could do without a leg.
I think maybe not both legs.
But I think every woman kind of thinks
what it would be like to ride a guy in a wheelchair.
I mean, they sell torsos I've seen women buy
that are just... For what?
Like to fuck.
Like they're like a torso with a dick,
which I find insane.
Oh, number one I didn't know that was available,
so I'm gonna Google that right after we're done here.
Of course. But I...
Pull them up, Rob.
Well, Carly from Slut Ever,
when she was doing that series on Vice, I believe,
she fucked a full-size male sex doll
and it looked incredible, but they're like $20,000.
Yes, the robot ones.
But see, this one I'm saying,
like a full-size sex doll is one thing
because it's got all the parts.
This seems like some dumber shit to me.
No, actually this looks so much...
This to me looks so much better than a dildo
because you have something to grasp onto
and then you could actually fuck it in a fucking motion.
Sure, of course, but it's only the torso.
Like, isn't it weird that there's no head or like arms?
That's what we like.
Okay.
Maybe the arms, because it's like,
if the arms can't do anything,
I'd rather just grab straight onto the chest
because you don't, like, I think it would get sad
if you started wrapping silicone arms around yourself
to like feel loved while fucking the torso.
See that's to me, that's when it gets weird.
Yeah, that's the opposite.
The no face I love.
Yeah, the no head thing I can understand,
but it doesn't even have like,
the legs are cut off at a...
It would be like having sex with a person without legs.
You would get an idea.
Inclusive.
Yes, so you would get an idea of what that's like
if you fucked one of those things.
Now, I'm sure we have to blur all this, A-Rob, I don't know.
Oh yeah, this is not showing up on the internet.
All right, well, thank you for letting me know,
but that concludes the sports for today.
Let's get into the news portion.
This is where...
I love how sports ended up here.
Oh, of course.
But also, I feel like on other shows this deep into the show,
I feel like they show stuff like this on YouTube now, maybe.
Not Dix, unfortunately.
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It's the Dix that we can't show.
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All boy, now Corinne.
Yes.
Always advocating for females out there.
You know me.
Well, this was sent in by T-Bone,
at least 18 female guards in the UK's
cushiest prison have reportedly been fired or resigned,
amid a flurry of sorted sexual accusations.
Okay.
But I think as so far as I'm reading this,
this is a very pro-feminine article,
because that means that these women were fucking.
I also love that they're referring to it
as the cushiest prison.
His prison for babies.
This luxury prison.
It's probably a prison for some white collar fellas,
and maybe that's what led to the sex marks.
They're like, this guy can get me some hush money.
Oh my gosh.
This all includes claims of sex inside cells
and one guard smuggling her underwear to an inmate.
This sounds hot as fuck.
Right?
Which is, so HMP Berwin.
That's the name of the prison,
which is also Britain's largest facility
has been hit with various claims of illicit affairs
and inappropriate relationships between guards and inmates
since it opened back in, oh 2017.
So it's a modern prison.
Hell yeah.
Not some fucking Hogwarts looking dungeon.
Three former workers sentenced in 2019 scandal.
The Mirror reported as well.
The publication obtained documents
that the exits obtained through information request
showed the inappropriate relationships
were more widespread than had been publicly known.
British outlets are reporting that the 18 women
who were fired or resigned from a single jail is a record.
Yes, women doing it.
Noting first since 2019, a total of 31 women
across England and Wales have been fired from jails
for intimate relationships with inmates.
Here in America, you know, you have one happen
and the whole world finds out about it.
Who is that lady Tilly?
Remember her from the Escape at Danomora?
She was helping out the Matthew Sweat
and I believe I'd forget the other fucking guy's name.
Paul Dano played the other guy.
Look at her.
Oh yeah, she was blowing them and...
She needed to get it where she could.
Well yeah, she had a husband who also worked at the prison
and she was just like, they love me so much
so I'm gonna help them escape.
She was slipping them files and all these other things.
Oh that's hot!
Yeah and she was fucking them in the wood shop room
and then their plan was for her to help with the escape.
They actually got out of the prison.
She had cold feet.
She was not there to take them in the getaway car
like they had planned.
I love that she says she got cold.
Feel like she left them at the altar.
She kind of, she did.
She left, they were like, fuck!
And so, I mean, what they, it worked out for her
even though she is in jail for aiding the escape of prisoners.
She would have gotten murdered by those guys.
They were gonna, their plan was to drive to Mexico
and then kill her.
And she thought they were gonna go to Mexico
and just live happily forever after.
That was the plan that's so sad.
You really can't trust men.
It's like they were in prison for a reason.
They were in prison for murder.
They were, seems like they were bad guys.
Yeah right?
I wonder how many bad guys are in this prison
though it being a cushy one.
I wanna get to the details of that more.
Former HMP Berwyn-Garr Jennifer Gavin, for example,
was sentenced to eight months in jail last year
after pleading guilty to misconduct.
She accepted 150 pounds, excuse me, or about $180
from inmate Alex Coxin to smuggle in a cell phone.
Which they later used to exchange raunchy photos.
That's what I would say.
If I ever got caught in prison with a phone,
I'd be like, it's for nudes.
It's for escaping.
This isn't for escaping.
This isn't an escaping phone.
How would I even use the phone to escape?
That's so funny.
But also like if she's there, can't she just be like,
yeah but you can't, a picture lasts a lot longer
than the flash of the city.
Then this, then this, my sit is so small I couldn't even do
the act out cause it wouldn't come out.
Yeah, well also we're gonna have to have Rob Blitter that.
Actually Annie flashed on not this podcast
but what I'm like, what are you doing?
There's nothing to flash.
I'm wearing a shirt underneath the dress.
Oh yes I'm trying.
I didn't even notice.
Are you that blind that you thought my,
that you thought this black t-shirt was my tits?
I didn't see what your initial action was.
I didn't know if you went under the black shirt.
No.
Mark Fairhurst, chair of the Prison Officers Association.
He pinned blame on the recent spat of affairs
and firings on the wrong kind of women getting hired.
Well isn't that, leave it up to a man to blame it on the,
what are they hiring?
Hot women?
Like what is the, he's like,
we need to hire more uggos for the prison.
Hiring whores.
Get these big titted whores out of here
and start bringing in some uggos.
What are we doing?
We're hiring the wrong kind.
We need to hire lesbians.
Staff being recruited don't have face to face interviews.
It's all done on Zoom according to Fairhurst.
A lot of people getting these jobs
don't have enough life experience
and are susceptible to conditioning from prisoners.
So he's saying the guards are stupid enough
that the prisoners can just whisper sweet nothings
in their ears and manipulate them
into committing these sex acts.
I would 100% fall for it.
You would buy the prisoner?
Yeah, I didn't know thinking about it
because it's like they're playing mind games.
Like they would love bomb me
and I would be like, you're right,
I am the only one for you and it was destiny
that we came together.
And then I'd be like, fuck.
I'm in a Mexican prison camp now.
Now I'm in jail.
Oh.
Your fingers just prove what we've been warning
the employer about for years.
That's what, oh, your figures.
I thought he said your fingers.
Yeah, I was like, oh.
Yeah, that one wrong.
I was like, what is this one going?
Another former guard, Emily Watson,
was jailed for a year after having a fling
with an inmate, John McGee,
who was put behind bars for eight years
for causing death by dangerous driving.
So that guy just fucked up.
You know?
Yeah, I was actually very interested
in what kind of criminals were getting fucked.
Cause I would go, if I'm going to do it,
I'm going first degree murder.
Why?
Because if you're going to do it, do it.
You want to fuck a murder.
That's really bad.
Do it.
If you're going to fuck a bad boy,
fuck a bad.
Yeah, you got to fuck a murder.
You got to fuck a bad boy.
Now a rapist.
No one wants to fuck them.
Nah, nah, not interested.
But do you think he's in there
going like bouncing off the walls?
Cause all these murderers are getting their dick sucked
and he's like, what the fuck?
That's what I'm here for.
Well, no, because he doesn't like consensual sex.
He likes power if he's a rapist.
Yeah.
That's true.
Always thinking.
Always thinking about rape.
That's something about me.
Well, this McGee fella,
he was also described as a drug dealer.
That's kind of like, I mean,
who hasn't fucked a drug dealer?
Yeah, that's a classic girl move
that you're dating a drug dealer.
Yeah, I mean, every girl has that face.
She was jailed for performing sex acts
on the inmate right in the cell.
Mm.
Asha Gunn was jailed for one year back in 2019
for having sexual relationships
with inmate Khuram Razakh.
He said, it sounds hot.
Yeah, I mean, he's part of the brotherhood
and I'm sure he was praying to the east or what have you
and that he was.
Yes, tattoos, he's jacked.
He's one of those ones who kind of just silently
does push ups in his cell.
I'm horny.
That guy's only there for conspiracy to rob someone.
Oh my God.
In court proceedings,
Gunn was accused of smuggling a pair of her underwear
to Razakh and investigators found photos
of Gunn and Razakh kissing among the former guards' possessions.
That's like kind of sweet.
That's a sweet story they cared for each other.
Yeah, I mean, here's the thing.
Why are women,
why are so many women working in a dude prison?
Doesn't that,
wouldn't you just assume that happens?
It's like having employees work together
and having, you're gonna have some co-mingling.
Yeah, but people are gonna fuck.
I mean, it's like someone's sex never stopped them
from fucking in prison before.
So I think it has to be just like,
but the guards.
Sex and gender inclusive.
The male guards usually go home to their wives
or if they are gay to their boyfriends or something.
They're not trying to fuck the prisoners.
It's not like that happened.
You know what I'm saying?
It is kind of,
well, I could see it being,
I mean, it's just, I feel like it's a fantasy for anyone though.
It's just like, it's the authority kind of dynamic,
I think that's doing it.
It's the same as like, you wanna fuck your professor.
Sure, no, I mean, it makes a lot of sense in that way.
That's why I don't understand why they would have female guards.
Well, what I'm saying is because I think like,
guys would end up fucking guys too.
So it's like, people are gonna fuck regardless.
That means my point.
Of course.
Well, that's what happens in prison,
but they usually do it with each other.
Not the, usually you don't hear about a guard blowing a dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Even if they are gay,
they can kind of separate things.
The overall-
You obviously have not spent a lot of time with gay.
People, they cannot separate things.
What does it say?
I find out around the-
See me again while I finish this story.
See if there's a story,
because I've never even heard of a male guard
getting caught blowing a prisoner.
You're not reading the right article.
I guess you're right.
The overwhelming majority of prison service staff
are hard working and dedicated
and will not hesitate to punish those who break the rules
as a prison service spokesman.
Over 500 members of the staff at HMP-Berwin
have undertaken corruption prevention training
in the last 18 months.
And our enhanced security is protecting the prison
against attempts to smuggle and licit items in.
What does it say there? You read it to me.
Well, this is Texas Prison Guard charged
with raping male prisoner.
Oh, oh.
Prisoner files section 1983 complaint.
But I also found this article
from the US Department of Justice.
Should women guards work in prisons for men?
It is authored by one Jay Potter.
That's so weird.
I wrote it.
There's my article.
I was saying I kind of wanted to just keep it under wraps,
but you found me out.
Now, we know you had an agenda
when you featured this story on your podcast.
So what did I say?
You think women shouldn't be in the workplace?
OK, good.
What is it down?
I think you should find all my other 20 articles
about where else women shouldn't work.
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Now, you love animals.
I do.
They're your favorite.
So I thought this would be an interesting story for you.
It's from Larry Bowman.
He sent things into joshpottershowajemail.com
where you can send all your stuff in for the record, folks.
And the reason I thought you'd like this is because it
involves some retribution.
OK, well, that went from sweet to rude.
Well, no, I mean, it's an animal attacking a human.
Oh, OK, yes.
I like it again.
So police killed a zebra, but that's the...
LAUGHTER
That was after the fact.
I'm sorry.
Aww, why?
Well, a zebra.
Yes, it's in Ohio.
So after it attacked, it nearly bit off its owner's arm.
Why do we own zebra?
Yeah, exactly.
It's like exactly, exactly.
Officers from the Pickaway County Sheriff's Office
were called Sunday to a real property in Circleville, Ohio,
around 5.30 PM.
They found Ronald Clifton on the ground
in front of his herd of zebras.
He was hemorrhaging blood below his right elbow
from a bite wound, according to the police reports.
That zebra tried to do something for the whole crew.
Well, that's exactly what happened.
Yeah.
An officer placed his car between the 72-year-old victim.
This man was 72.
And the herd to help tend to Clifton when he was a...
When he said a large male zebra charged my driver's side door
and was acting very hostile.
Oof.
After the officer was able to scare off the hostile zebra
with his vehicles, air horns, and sirens,
he and his partner were able to administer
a tourniquet to Clifton's arm and get him up on his feet.
While Clifton was being cared for by EMS personnel's
officers observed the same male zebra approach Clifton's family
and the officers.
So he's coming back for some more.
Hell yeah, he wants seconds.
The family authorized the police to then shoot the zebra
if he got too close.
A police sergeant yelled at the zebra three times.
What did he yell?
He's like, go away!
I mean, zebra's don't speak English, pally.
Shoot your gun in the air.
I'm like, it'll run away.
You know what I mean?
I don't understand why they have to kill it.
Well, I mean, they let it live longer
than they would give most humans a chance to live.
Yeah.
Good thing he was a zebra.
Yeah.
Let me just put it that way.
Good thing he was black and white.
Exactly.
Yeah, he had dual colors, because if he only had one.
Now if he was white, he would, if it was just a white unicorn
or whatever, which they'd be like, let it go.
It's just an arm.
It's just an arm.
We're all good here.
You're going to press charges?
The police sergeant yelled at the zebra, as I mentioned.
The officer who shot the zebra said
it was protective of about five or six female zebras
that were in the field at the location upon arrival.
That's a zebra harem.
Yeah, I mean, but zebras in Ohio,
there's just zebras running around Ohio?
Yeah, I can't believe that it's a legal to own,
never mind one, but multiple exotic animals
like that in Ohio.
And it's not even like it doesn't even say anything like,
oh, this is for the zebra farm or what have you.
Like it's not like you go to Ohio and we go,
we're going to go check out the zebra farm.
This is just some guy who owns zebras.
Not even a good year-round climate for zebras.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
Where do they, I mean, they're not,
they can't be in the cold, right?
Do they go in the house for the holidays?
Yeah, right.
Does he have a heated barn for the zebras?
I'm so angry.
I want that zebra to bite off the other arm.
Yeah, well, maybe the other people in the,
or the other zebras in the herd will get some revenge, you know?
Hell yeah.
What's that say, Rob?
Under Ohio Department of Agriculture's 2012 exotic animal
law, which requires some animals to be registered,
zebras are not considered dangerous or banned.
But there is a law that was really,
that was put into effect after 2011
when about 50 exotic animals were released
by an Ohio man before he committed suicide.
The release resulted in a massacre of the animals.
Oh my God.
Sheriff's deputies killed 18 Bengal tigers, 17 lions,
six black bears, three cougars, two grizzly bears,
two wolves and a baboon.
That's a fucking zoo.
One monkey was never found.
Yes.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's a sweet like action movie.
Like the monkey comes back and he gets his revenge.
I mean, that's over the top.
That's like the scene in like Peewee's big adventure
where he, the pet stores on fire.
He's just carrying snakes in his arm.
That's crazy.
Also, I love it.
It was a good kind of, it wasn't red flag to that guy's friends
that he was about to end it all, you know?
Like he's like, he's like,
Jeff got another baboon.
Should we take him to the doctor?
Yeah.
Should we have an intervention?
Yeah.
Who could have seen it coming?
Everyone.
Everyone.
Literally everybody.
The cougars knew it was coming.
Oh my Lord.
Oh my God.
Wow.
I hope that monkey is safe out there somewhere.
Oh, that monkey is probably a business owner.
Yeah, right.
He's a CEO.
Now I hate to ask you about this.
I'm sure you talk too much about this kind of stuff,
but it isn't a pressing issue on the program.
Growers versus showers.
I knew it was going to have something kind of to do with come.
I don't know that it has to do with come necessarily, but we're going to come out.
What could the cums about to come out when it's growing?
This is true.
But Spanish urologists have conducted new research on the size differences between flaccid
and erect penises to determine whether most men are growers or showers.
Why are doctors doing these things?
Well, they can't stop the high rate of mother mortality.
They have to concentrate on the important issues going on in health care.
There's so many things that urologists could be researching, but they're like, hey, let's
see, which guys are more growers than showers?
What's your, through your data?
I would say, I think probably more growers, but yeah.
I would say probably more growers.
Now a shower, does a shower then not grow very much more than they're already showing?
Is that what we're, is that?
Yeah, that's what I would say.
I would say like it's not like super much more impressive when the penis becomes erect.
I guess it's like 50-50, I think, actually in my experience.
As a grower, I never knew that these showers just didn't grow as much.
And I thought they were just stacking the deck, you know?
No, no, no.
Why did you laugh?
Well, it was just funny to self-identify.
Sure, I identify as a grower.
Right.
I think that's fair.
Yeah.
I'm a shower.
You're a shower?
Yeah.
Meaty pussy guy.
While the two categories may be considered crude superficialities, researchers say it's
crucial for urologists to be aware of the size fluctuation if they're performing a
penile procedure.
It is important to be able to predict if a patient is a grower or a shower as when
we see them, they are usually in a flaccid state.
I don't understand why.
Yeah, they're still not explaining why.
It's like they just restated what they were doing and then they added important to it and
they're like, they won't look into it more.
It says if they grow a lot when they get an erection, it might mean they need a different
surgical approach compared to someone who doesn't grow much.
I feel like that's just your excuse.
You're like, hey, you never know.
We got to check and see.
Yeah.
For the study, Elanzo Isa and the urologist based at three hospitals at a clinic in Madrid
conducted ultrasound scans on 225 men, both flaccid and then erect states.
Wow.
That is cool.
I wonder how much they got paid for that study.
You know, they just got to come.
I don't know that I'd be interested.
I would.
You seem interested in conducting this study.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I could be a subject of the study if that's what you're saying.
I would consider it.
But at the same time, I would be like a little, I don't know, even if I'm growing, let's say,
and you know, who's making me grow here or who am I showing it to?
So the problem is you don't want no gay stuff.
No, it's not.
That is funny.
That's not really what I was.
You guys said it were like, but is it gay stuff?
Yeah, it can't write me a chug big enough for the gay stuff.
I mean, I wasn't going with that route.
I just was wondering like, will it be my best showing for the study, of course?
Oh, of course.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to go in there and have them have bad data and be like, no, no, no, that's
not what it's usually like.
It seems like it's all about the data.
Mr. Science over here.
Yeah, it's all about the data.
I don't want to fudge any numbers.
I want to give them an accurate assessment of the day.
Of course.
So I'm wondering like, how do they get you hard and then be who's looking at it?
Because that could cause a little stage fright.
If I got a team of doctors, then measure in my penis, I don't know.
Yeah.
How long am I keeping that hard for?
That's true.
Like how long can one maintain an erection if it's not being like fluffed?
Right.
I don't know.
Is there an average amount of time?
Well, it depends on the situation completely.
Well, I'm guessing they're definitely having people grow or show using pornography the
same way they do in a sperm bank.
But then, yeah, you would have to get, unless they're testing, they're trusting you to measure
it yourself.
Right.
And then they're kind of just looking behind like a one-way mirror or two-way mirror.
To audit you.
And they're like, yeah, just to make sure they're not doing any funny stuff.
Well, on every result, we actually take two inches off the reported number because everyone
embellishes.
Yes.
But that's the thing, like how long is it that?
And then like, you know, I mean, it would be really cool if they just measured it by
a girl just being like, he was this big.
You know what I mean?
Or whatever that was after the fact.
Did you measure it as it as it was in her mouth?
Is that what you just did?
Like she'd come out and be like, that one was...
That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
It's always the ones you least expected from who are the baddest boys.
Why?
You didn't expect it?
That was graphic.
Well, I was just saying.
So sexual.
About here.
Yeah.
Wow.
I go here.
That would be fun.
Here.
Oh my lord.
Good.
Galley.
Oh my goodness.
According to the results though, the average penis is 42% larger when erect than it is when
it's flaccid.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean...
Those are not my findings.
That's...
This is Madrid.
Maybe this is Madrid specific.
Well, no.
I mean, you think it's more?
You think it's higher percent?
In Madrid?
No, no, no.
And just in general, I'm saying the average penis is 42% larger when erect than when it
is flaccid.
No, I would say...
I don't think it's that...
I would say it's less than that.
It feels like...
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, because...
Yeah, because like I said, like I would say when I kind of thought about it, I was
like, I feel like it's like half growers, half showers, you know?
Sure.
Definitely not all of them are sending by 42% from what I've seen.
I'm thinking I'm higher than 42% from...
Oh, here we go.
I'm just saying.
Like I think I'm on the other side.
Think about it on your fantasy team.
I'm just saying, 42% larger.
I mean...
What is that?
For fucking babies?
Penises?
No, I've just made a flaccid penis.
It's sometimes like, you know, it could be ridiculously flaccid.
And then, you know, when you're harder, it seems like it's much larger.
So it's like...
By like 80%.
Alright, this is so hardcore.
See, that feels like...
Yeah, that's good.
Okay.
I was just doing some pan math.
Yeah, of what?
I was just like...
A lot of times it's like the size of a grower.
Right.
If it's like this size.
And then I tried to add it on.
This is 50%, but you know, 42%, it's not that much less than 50%.
Yeah.
And I didn't know how to do 42% with my finger.
I would say that's pretty accurate.
You think this is like an average size?
Yeah.
What is this?
Can someone measure this?
How tall the rifle is?
It's inches right there.
Do you know how tall a red bull is?
You're extending it now.
I know, I fucked it up.
Damn it, I fucked it up.
I fucked it up.
No, you're alright.
Wait, he has a measuring tape.
This is incredible.
Oh my Lord.
This is a math cast.
Should I just go to the bathroom and do the study?
Oh, actually, you were pretty spot on it.
It's like five and a half, little five and a half fish, six, kind of.
Yeah.
Yeah, not bad.
Alright.
So, okay, sorry, my hand math checks out.
No, you're right.
I measure a lot of things with body parts and I did it with a couch and then I had a
higher company to cut the couch in half because it didn't my hand math didn't work out.
With a couch you did your hands?
I thought you were just laying on the ground and being like, it's this big.
Well, I do measure stuff with my own body sometimes because I'll lay down and I'll be
like, well, I'm five foot three and a half.
And then, yeah, I'll add on.
You extend it?
Listen, God gave us a lot of tools.
So you got to use them sometimes.
I use my hands as combs.
I'm Ariel.
I use my hands as combs.
Yeah, I'm a little mermaid.
Maybe a little fork.
Get a fork up in there.
Hell yeah.
When that I stole when I was drunk.
Up where she walks.
Well, you are a connoisseur to fast food.
So I thought we could wrap up.
Not fast food, but, you know, just American dining.
I thought the door wasn't open and it was just going to be a bunch of egg McMuffins.
Wouldn't that be nice?
Oh, cry.
Tappy tears.
Into a Buffalo Wild Wings as of late.
I don't know that I've ever actually been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.
I might have ordered from one once when I lived in Harlem.
You ordered like takeout from one.
Yeah, because I like fries.
But I got to be honest, I only very recently started eating Buffalo Wings and then I kind
of stopped eating meat altogether.
But I like maybe like five, six, seven years ago was the first time I even had a Buffalo
Wing because it was a big thing in Canada, I was told.
Buffalo Wings?
Mm hmm.
I know it seems like it would be Buffalo.
Well, it is.
But there was also a play like a city in Canada where it was very big.
Okay.
Is it Toronto maybe?
I don't know.
Sure, it's close by.
Yeah, because anytime I go to a city, I go, what's the food that you eat here?
I, when I was homeless, I mean, this is going to be sacrilege to people from my hometown.
But when I was homeless, I'd just go, I think I'm done with wings.
Really?
Yeah, I just don't think I'm going to eat them anymore.
I was, I was impressed because I don't love chicken.
And so I had avoided wings for a long time because they just didn't seem appetizing to
me.
And I also don't like when the food is named after the body part, you're actually eating
that disgusts me.
But they were pretty good.
Yeah, there is something like that I just noticed this last time.
I'm maybe it's just being away from it for so long.
It's very autopsy like, and I don't like, it's just very strange and I don't like it
anymore.
But don't worry, because Buffalo Wild Wings doesn't seem too scared by the class action
lawsuit being filed against it.
This involving the validity of their wings.
I heard about this.
This is big news.
Oh, yeah.
So it involves their boneless wing.
It was filed by a Chicago customer of the chain restaurant.
They alleged that so-called boneless wings are false advertising since the name implies
the customer will receive deboned chicken wings.
Rather than what they actually receive, which is deep fried chicken breast meat.
Mm-hmm.
If anything, boneless wings are just dressed up nuggets, said the plaintiff.
We are bogging down courts with this.
This is unbelievable.
But I mean, wings have bones in them.
So are they saying that it would have to be a deboned wing that was then re-put together?
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Like, you just want loose meat that you'd eat with like a fork or something.
Yeah.
It's shaved off like- Yeah, we've all agreed as a society that a boneless wing is just
a deep fried nugget.
Yeah, it's just a chicken nugget.
Yeah, we know that.
Yeah, we've- I mean, that's like- that's why I don't understand this.
But at Buffalo Wild Wings, they came out on Twitter and they actually like leaned into
it.
They said, it's true.
Our boneless wings are all white meat chicken.
Our hamburgers contain no ham.
Our buffalo wings are zero percent buffalo.
Oh.
I love when corporations get funny.
Who do you think- yeah, do you think it was an intern?
I just got one for you.
The marketing department.
Uh-oh.
We're coming for you.
What is your- now Buffalo Wild Wings, I don't even really- it's not fast food, obviously.
No, it's fine dining.
It's Michelin star.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
What category would you place it?
And what restaurant from that category is your favorite?
I mean, it's pretty close to fast food.
I mean, it's not one of the biggies.
But it's like, I mean, what is it?
Fast casual.
Yeah.
Because I guess it's like one of those ones where you like order out the counter, take
it back to your seat.
But a lot of people actually do still eat in the establishment.
Buffalo Wild Wings has waders.
Oh, wait.
You know what?
I'm thinking of wingstop, actually.
I'm conflating them.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
So, yeah.
So, it's a little bit, yeah.
So, it's a casual dining.
Yes.
It's like your Applebee's, your TGI Friday.
It's that high up, you think?
I mean, well, we're gonna-
Do they have appetizers?
They do.
I need to see the menu.
Yes.
Pull up the menu, please.
Please, please, go to the menu so I can make a proper assessment.
They have a whole bar.
They have lots.
I mean, we're giving them a fucking commercial here at this point.
Well, now I haven't really eaten a proper meal today.
That's why I ate a bag of Parmesan Goldfish before I walked into the studio and I'm so
hungry now and I'm now talking myself.
But see, look, okay.
So, like, all right, it is kind of Applebee's, ask, I guess.
Right.
You're right.
But it's like, because it has like these bundles and like anytime it has bundles and also
it's a restaurant that you wouldn't expect to have tacos, but they somehow have it.
That's very fast foodie.
And also on the menu, they're showing you the food in take home containers.
And that's not the sign of a fast dining.
Well, I think it's because we are looking at the online menu and they are coming.
But it is-
But go to like Outback and like, they're not showing it to you and to go.
They're showing it to you on porcelain because they have fucking class.
That's a good point.
This is- this is- I could argue this in court.
I should be the lawyer on this.
And I hate- what the clock?
I hate- why don't make animal sounds on your website where you're trying to get us to eat
animals?
It's disgusting.
Well, that's Outback.
I mean, they're-
I know, it's gross.
They've got a lot of animals.
I didn't eat at Chick-fil-A for years because they had the cows out there saying eat more
chicken.
And I said, don't but bring them into this.
Yeah, the cows- you don't want to pit the cows against the chickens.
Oh, my God.
Interspecies violence.
That's terrible.
Yeah.
Or when they have the animal as the mascot and he's like eating the food.
It's so bad.
It's like cannibalism of it.
Yeah.
I mean, there was like a sketch on SNL one time about that.
And it's like you- and it's like a cartoon chicken or something.
And then you'll like watch it ultimately get its head packed off to be served to the
family.
And they're like, mmm, clucky or whatever.
And I was like, you know what?
I've never felt so seen in my whole damn life.
So out of all of those restaurants, your favorite would be what?
Out of these?
I don't even know what category we're in though.
I do like-
The American casual dining.
Yeah, fast casuals about- sounds about right.
Yeah.
So really, more than Applebee's I like Ruby Tuesdays.
Whoa.
And do you know what- also, but do you know what Charlie Brown's is?
Do not.
Okay.
So the reason I like Ruby Tuesdays and Charlie Brown.
I like Charlie Brown's more it's class year but I didn't know where that extended.
And a very specific reason.
They have a salad bar.
And I know post- I don't- in a post-COVID world, maybe we're not into these accessible
salad bars.
There is nothing more that I love that a salad bar.
Oh my god.
At a fast casual restaurant.
I had a dream.
I'm so hungry right now.
I had a dream about the Wendy's salad bar in the sunroom.
Oh my god, the sunroom.
They all had sunrooms and they all had salad bars back in the 90s.
I used to sit in the sunroom all the time at the Wendy's.
It felt so opulent.
Oh, it was beautiful.
And also, do you remember the PETA sandwiches that they had?
They had this chicken caesar PETA sandwich.
Yes.
It was like a euro almost.
Yeah, almost.
Well, you're so great you're leaning into it.
But yes, yes.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, that's how you say it.
I'm saying like, yeah, I'm like also a PETA though.
But yeah.
I forgot.
Yes, it was so good.
It was so good.
I do remember those.
Yeah.
So these two I love because of the salad bar.
But then I think the ultimate all time that brings me joy is friendly.
Friendly.
I love friendlies.
I haven't had a friendlies in oh, 30 some odd years.
Really?
You're such a road dog.
Anytime I'm on the road, kind of in the northeast when I'm in the, in the, on the road
in a car, you can always access a friendlies.
Like if you're going like New Hampshire or something.
Well, I've seen them.
I just have never had the desire to go.
I mean, I remember getting the, my grandma would take me there.
It reminds me of my grandma actually friendlies like in just, it's like a grandma restaurant.
It is.
I see more grandparents bringing their kids out to dine at friendlies than anywhere else.
My, my aunt's best friend also worked at a friendlies growing up.
So we would go to friendlies a lot and kind of get that VIP treatment.
Their client tells dying off though.
That's why they're close in shop.
Oh, God.
It's so good.
We got to get the Gen Z's to friendlies.
They're like they did with the saddle ranch.
Yeah.
And the opera.
Yeah.
Um, they're, oh, God, they have really good appetizer platters at friendlies.
And also if you're going to get a crispy chicken salad, specifically with honey mustard dressing
or a crispy chicken wrap, you're not going to get a better one on this planet than if
you go to a friendlies.
Then you top it off with the cone head Sunday at the end of it.
I've had that.
You don't have to be a child to order it.
Just ask for it.
You're going to feel weird, but you're going to say Canada does get the cone head.
The answer is yes, you can.
And yes, you will.
Yeah.
And Christina and I, oh my God, we love eating.
That's what we both eat that.
I'll eat chicken to eat the crispy chicken there.
I don't love to kill the animals, but they got to go for the crispy chicken every now
and again.
Well, recently we went to see a psychic medium and then we went to friendlies and that is
a, that's a day.
That sounds like a Corrine special day.
That was a day.
I made contact with my dead father and then I ate a cone head Sunday and I said, child
said, you're a back baby.
Well Corrine, thank you for coming on the program.
You're welcome.
Sorry.
I wanted to listen to the sound.
Oh no, that's fine.
I appreciate it very much.
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I'm so distracted by this media.
It is indeed.
That is wild.
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