131 - Double Prayer Hands w/ Chase O’Donnel - The Josh Potter Show

Hey folks, welcome back to another episode of the Josh Potter show. It is I, Josh Potter here with you once again. I do want to let you know I have a last minute gig that came onto the books. Oh boy, I couldn't be more excited. I'm coming to the great state of Massachusetts. Chickpea Massachusetts to be mostly specific and I don't know what's near there. I think Springfield. If you're near someplace called Chickpea Massachusetts, I'd love for you to scurry out from under the floorboards, from under the fridge. Let's infest the comedy loft in chickpea Massachusetts, April 14th and 15th. Come on out for that. We have plenty of other dates as well. April 20th, big four 20 show going down with myself, Sarah Wine Chink and my guests over here, Miss Chase O'Donnell. It's happening over at the nightcap studio. Very excited. So on April 22nd, Bakersfield, California, May 5th and 6th, Chandler, Arizona, June 1st, Poughkeepsie, New York and Sarah Sota Springs, New York is the second and third. So all those gigs are for or on sale now and you can go pick them up via my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter or on Twitter at J underscore Potter. Did you say your Phoenix shows? That's Chandler, technically Arizona. See, I'm doing all these little suburbs outside. They put these the Milwaukee improv's not in Milwaukee. It's in Brookfield, but they don't say the Brookfield improv. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Well, this next young lady, of course, that's here. Very funny. Of course, award winning guest on the program. Everyone loves her. Everyone's favorite. It's Chase O'Donnell, folks. Hooray. Oh, we're snapping now. What is the because of her glasses? Well, I have one hand under the dog. OK, OK, OK. I just feel so cool in these glasses. You look cool. I got the go. You look extra cool today. Thank you so much. I'm in a big hoodie. Anyways, I will. You got it. You're going to be coming with you to Chandler? Yeah, you want. Yeah, you're going to come, right? Yeah. And you're going to be at the 420 show? No, yeah, of course. And I'll be at the 420 show. And she's going to be headlining her own show in La Habra. La Habra. Is that what I say, right? But it's one of the same days as your show. So I don't want to flick. I will. It's not in the same. They're not in the same city. OK. No, no one from La Habra was going to. Which day is it? April 22nd, La Habra at the film. Is that close to Baker's? I don't even know if they're close to each other. No, that's a long girl. Yeah, nobody is going from. OK. Anyone in Baker's field go see Josh if your in La Habra come see me. And also May 18th now I'm going to be at Cap City headlining the Red Room there. Hell yeah. May 18th. May 18th. Yes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And you were just on where my mom's at earlier in the week. That dropped onto the old internet. Sure did. And I talked about sports. I saw that. I didn't get through the whole episode yet. I think I have 20 minutes or so to go. But I do know you also responded to a potentially Nigerian Instagram account. It was just a sugar daddy for those who hadn't seen the episode yet, offering Chase $5,000 a week. $5,500. $5,500 a week for not sexual favors. Just attention, care, and advice. But it's pretty clear that it was a scam. Well, OK, you knew that. Yeah, I would imagine. I thought it was real. I was actually while I was listening to it, I was wondering in my head, how many of those work out were someone just like, hey, and then I started making $5,500 a week. All I had to do was give this lonely old man advice and care. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. A lot of people have responded being like give me his insta. I want to do it. Girls. Yeah. Yeah. So you did write him back, though. And did he respond? Because I haven't finished the episode, so I don't know if he responded while you were on the air. He responded after the air. We did a follow up at the end. Oh, OK. He responded. It was very broken English, which made, because I'd been hacked before. Yeah, you get nervous with the broken English is what gave it away. So if you're foreign and you're trying to hit on Chase, make sure you really get the punctuation down. Or else I'm going to think you're scamming me. She's going to think you're a scam out there. And you're trying to hack her account. But I brought up the sports because you're not a basketball guy, but do you know who Dwight Howard is? I do know who Dwight Howard is, yes. But what happened with Dwight Howard? Should I know? Was he in the news recently? He slid into my DMs. Are you serious? Are you kidding me? Do we not have internet for the record? Because I was going to be like pull up Dwight Howard. Trying to get it reconnected. I didn't have it on my phone, so I feel like the internet is broken. You have a whole lot for people that don't know who he is. I just know his work from special forces. Dwight Howard. In your DMs. How old is Dwight Howard? I think. 37. He's my age. Look, great. I was going to say he's slid in. I didn't say anything. He didn't respond to anything. My oh my. Can you believe this? Is he, I mean, you didn't write back? I did. I said, ha ha. I'm a big fan of yours on special forces. It's a reality show. Oh, I see. I see. I see with Dr. Drew. Yeah. So and then what? Nothing from there? This was just happened. This is crazy. I mean, you're blowing my mind right now. My mind, I don't even know what to ask you. I texted it. At first I was nervous about the internet, but here we are. I texted my cousins and uncle and dad and I was like jealous. And they asked me to ask him if he can join their fantasy basketball. Now may I ask if you will disclose the contents of the DMs? Oh, sure. So he slid in your DMs? Was he? Did he tell me what this means? Was he respectful or was he? It's just a peach in like water drops. I'm going to. He wrote you two prayer hands. What does it mean? Oh, two prayer hands. That's kind of being like, what's up, girl? Two prayer hands like give me a shot. And you wrote back, ha ha, such a fan watched you on special forces. You're awesome. This just happened today. Yeah, this just happened. He hasn't read it yet. Because he's a busy man. This is wild, Chase. I know. Hence I'm wearing sunglasses today because I'm just too cool. Nailing yourself. Yeah. So now what if it escalates? Oh, well, I would love to maybe get some tickets to a game of his. He doesn't play any longer. I'm afraid. He's in Taiwan. He does play. He plays in Taiwan. Oh, you look. Oh, this is the research you've done on him since I'm. Yeah. See, I mean, I don't know much about basketball. I forget they can play overseas. Mm-hmm. But we're all asking if he can join the fantasy football league or basketball league with my dad. He asks you, let's go to dinner. Oh, of course I will. Okay. So you will entertain a date with Dwight Howard. Of course I will. Okay. Awesome. That's what I was getting at. Now, what if he gets grinds? I don't think that's what he's going. I don't think he wants to go. You don't think he's just. No, can you look if he's married? I don't even think he's single. I think he just. So he just threw prayer hands in your DMs? I think he just. As a married man? I don't know. Let's see. I know he has four kids. That doesn't mean he's married necessarily. Let's see if I can. That's right. See, he just. I think he just listened to where my mom's at, heard my sports knowledge and wanted to commend me for it. I hope so. Because if not, we really fucked up Dwight Howard's spot just now. Really blew it up. We were sorry Dwight. Yo. My bad dog. I think he's just showing praise for how much I know about sports. Oh, God. I can't wait. I mean, we got just like where my mom's at. You're going to have to keep us abreast to see if he responds by the end of this episode. What a revelation. I feel. I mean, hey Dwight, no shade dog. No, my dad. You and him get along great. If that's what's going on here. Are you being near you? I'm being me. No shade dog. No, wait. X wife. Oh, okay. Okay. Where are you? Big news. I want to. Taiwan. Taiwan. Taiwan. Taiwan here. Taiwan would be much closer. God, you too in geography are fucking brutal. Yeah, because well, the last time I was on, I told you the psychic told me I was going to a man in Indiana from Indiana, but I met a guy from Richmond, which is in Virginia, folks. Yes. And Kirsten was like, well, that's close, right? Well, he said I thought she didn't want to lie. In Indiana. Yeah, she's like, I mean, Kirsten, the Iowa education system is taking a hit. Multiple hits this week for poor Iowa. Not only did they lose the women's national championship, but Kirsten does not know the United States. In the capacity. This is crazy, Chase. This is crazy. I know. So now, okay. So he is single. He is single prayer double prayer hands like give me. Yo. Give me that ass, girl. That's what those prayer hands mean. Are you sure? I mean, that's what I mean. I've never done the prayer hands. I don't know Dwight Howard, but I would venture to guess that this will could lead to some sort of not nefarious or anything like that, but just a, you know, sexual. I don't know, Josh. I think more like, more like I can go to some games in Taiwan. Yeah, I think maybe you can, but also maybe you can have a sleepover. Yeah, you're going to have to have a sleepover or two. Should I ask for 5500 in exchange? You would give that, I imagine. Dwight Howard, not a poor man. He must really love basketball to still play at 37 in a year. I don't know if a lot of people do that or not. I'm not learned in basketball. Do people know Dwight Howard? Yeah. He's a big deal. Yeah. What was, he played for the Lakers? Yeah. Yeah, that's a big deal. I think he played like when Kobe played and shit probably. You're kidding me. Yeah. You're absolutely kidding. But I have no idea what I'm, I'm talking out my ass when it comes to basketball in every capacity, but there is a basketball story that we have here in the sports. Oh, okay. To kick it off. Let me. My wheelhouse. Yes, exactly. I, I pulled up a lot of sports things for you. Thank you. The next one's going to be a peach emoji with water droplets. What? I'm sorry. I'm going to guess. Oh, oh, from him. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Yo, Dwight, no shade dog. You do you, you do you bro. Anyhow, there's a, you know, basketball is one of the sports where people can play it of all walks of life. They even have handicapped people playing basketball, which I think is lovely. Isn't that nice wheelchair basketball, you know? Good for them. Yes. Oh, yeah. Check this. There's a guy in a wheelchair. I think this is at a high school and we have a video here of, you know, they lay, they put the wheelchair kit in, you know, either they're probably up 30 or down 30. That's the unfortunate part. This isn't a competitive part of the game. I wouldn't imagine. Oh, I see. Okay. So they have the wheelchair fell out there and he's getting his opportunity to get onto the stat sheet here. Okay. Let's see what happens. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And for those listening at home, we don't have audio. But so they, they set it up. Oh, wow. They set it up. So the poor child in a wheelchair can do a layup under the basket, but someone on the opposing team says, oh, you're going to have to earn that. And they just posterize the kid. Something pushes them and then that's such a bad look for that kid. Yeah. But then the other team's defense didn't dribble. It could have been a travel. I mean, she, they kept her. They kept, she didn't roll at all. I mean, yes, she is traveling constantly. But here, we'll see it. Keep playing again. Wow. That this is just such a, not even like a, no, just a brutal, like that was the best defensive play that kid made. You got to look at it from that perspective. That girl just made her highlight real defensive play. She's never blocked a ball like that in her life. And now she got to. So really we're, we're hyping up some, some other folk. Oh, I have no idea. She should stand up for herself. Homie said, no, make another wish. You, you read that out loud and felt the pain of it at the same time. That was so funny. Not the hero Gotham needs, but the one it deserves. But yeah, no, that video is interesting. Now Paul Pierce, did Paul Pierce play with Dwight Howard? Are you asking me? I'm asking the room. I have no idea. Paul Pierce is a, he played for the Celtics. He probably played against Dwight Howard. Okay. Quite a bit, you know, because they, I think they played at the same time. But you don't have to find that out. But Paul Pierce is now a talking head on television. It's another route some players take after their career instead of going to Taiwan to play more professional ball. Some of them go into the media and they become talking heads and analysts and things like that. But why on earth did Paul Pierce say this? I just want to say I'll play more. That's all I want. Yeah, I like to see him get 30 to 35 minutes. I mean, he's in his early twenties. He's showing, he, we're just getting a taste of him. I'm like, you know, I'm tired of getting a taste of him. I want the whole load. He said, and is that taken sexually? I took it certainly sexually. Did you not? That's what I picked up on when I heard the full load. Yeah, it's, I mean, but I don't think he meant that. I don't think it went, I don't think he knew he said that. I would, I wonder if he's mortified now, because, you know, some of these athletes, they can be homophobic or what have you. And I wonder if he did realize he said it and then was like, Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I heard him do that and I go, well, that's some sort of Freudian slip because here's the thing. If he was like, I don't want to taste anymore. I want the whole, my first inclination would be like the whole thing, which would have been like still kind of weird because he's tasting them, but I get because he's just going on the, what the last guy said. My point is to say I want the whole load is wild. I say that in the bedroom. Nobody says that outside. What's that? I want the whole load. I've never heard it even in the context of the bedroom, to be quite honest. Okay. Okay. Give me a whole, like women don't ever call that, at least in my experience, no one's like give me your load. Okay. Wild thing to say. Okay. Okay. No, I've never, I've never said that, but I've never, but where do you say it? I mean, it's just one of those euphemisms. It's like a locker room talk, I would imagine. You know, it's like, yeah, use it in a full sentence, please. I mean, if I'm going to use it in a sexual sentence, I'd be like, I blew my load on the girl's face to my friends. I blew my full load. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My full load. That really adds to it too. So I blew my full load. He said this guy is in his early twenties. I don't want to taste of him. I want the full load. Yeah. He did say that. Play it again. The whole thing is a little, a little less, right? If he would have said, I want the whole thing, meaning like, I want to see him play more. Let's see him get 30, 35 minutes. I mean, he's in his early twenties. He's showing, we're just getting a taste of them. I'm like, you know, I'm tired of getting the taste of them. I want the whole load. No, this guy can do over a course. The guy watching it. God. Damn. That's funny. Yeah. Okay. It is weird. Why did you choose those words, Paul Pierce? Here's the thing now. Why did you choose those words? These players get into broadcasting and they're trying to, you know, be a piffy and everything else. And then they say things like this, which I love. Keep it going. Please. I just, you know, I want them to do that. I want the whole load of them saying load on TV. I feel like this is something I would get myself into a situation with. I feel like he, I feel for him because I feel like he's probably embarrassed and he didn't mean it and he's just getting started being on a newscaster. He does have a thing where he like played it. If you play it again, I want to see his face after he says load. Okay. Let's see. He knows. That's all I want. Yeah. I like to see him get 30, 35 minutes. Face. He realized what he says. We're just getting a taste of them. I'm like, you know, I'm tired of getting a taste of them. I want the whole load. Now let's see. We can do what we're going to do. He looked down. He's like, oh, oh, I just want to see him. Oh, I want the whole load. He wants the whole load. Now chase. Yeah. Uh, baseball's back. Are you excited? Oh, oh, what's your favorite part of the ball game? Um, thank you for asking. I love the seventh inning stretch. I just love it. Is it because everyone sings? It's almost over. It's like red. It's like we're almost there. It's almost over. Now, yeah, we're going to go to a baseball game. In dressed in suits and heels. Well, this is where we come up at a impasse, I believe, because that's what she said. We're going to have to dress up. I told Joshua it would be so fun to go to the nosebleeds. That's what they call them. Yeah. And, um, dress to the nines as if we're going to the Met Gala. Fun. That was London's idea. London wants to do that and we've always wanted to and Josh is nice. I have to wear a suit. You have to wear a suit. I will film anything that you want. Oh my gosh. I have to wear a suit to the baseball. I'm just going to be sweating in the noseble. We're in the nosebleeds. There's no shade. The draft up there. I mean, the wind. Will there be? We bring cocktails. You can get a little umbrella with your outfit. Yes. You can't bring the umbrella. No. But Chase will share hers. I can share my umbrella. No. I'll share the whole load. I mean, the full load. Full load. Well, what about food at the baseball game? Sure. Gotta love it. The hot dogs, the jack and... Which one's your favorite? Well, I'm a vegetarian. Well, yes. You don't do the hot dogs. I mean, I've been to two baseball games in my life and I didn't eat at them. Okay. So, I don't know. You didn't get anything? What kind of jimokes took you to these baseball games? I told you I was on a date. I know. Did they buy you beer at least? I don't drink beer. Do they buy you drinks? What did they buy you? Nothing. It's that sober for four hours. Oh my God. It was... It was... Mistrable. I mean, that's terrible. You went on the shittiest baseball date in the history of time. Yeah. I guess if I have to convince you that it's fun, I'll wear a suit to have to do it to get you in the door. And cocktails because... Oh yeah, there's plenty of cocktail. I don't know what this idiot was doing. They did. Like, beer was the only option and later I learned that you would sell drinks. No. Yeah, they have seltzers, they have beer, they have everything. They have like... It's American. Margaritas. Sure. Yeah. A lot of stuff. I didn't do it right. And then the last time I went to a baseball game before that I was like really young and I don't remember it. So those are my only two... You are a vegetarian so you might not enjoy it. You might not give a shit about this. Oh, okay. The Dodger Dog. A famous institution at Los Angeles Dodgers Games. Part of the reason why you deal with the traffic in Chavez, Ravine, I could watch the Dodgers on my fucking couch. But I'm going to go to the stadium and get a Dodger Dog and be in the legendary Dodger Stadium. Okay. Now they got rid of it. Why? Since 1962 it existed. Why did they get rid of it? Well, you said that so quickly. Why? Look at this heading. No. April Fool's. I did not get this on April Fool's Day. I got this well before April Fool's Day. This is like March... April Fool's. When's the last April Fool's you've been fooled? Fucking bad. Dude, I did not get this on April Fool's. Oh my gosh. That was a full load fool right there. What? I did not get this on April Fool. I got this well before April Fool. Because they were setting up the April Fool's joke. They can't do that. They're setting it up. That is good April Fooling. That's fucking horseshit. You can't set it up like that. Oh my God. I am so mad. You've been fooled. I am so mad. What a good one. Did you know that going in? I knew that when I prepped it. Oh my God. And then you wanted me to... You didn't. You didn't. Because I was like, why did we send this? Yeah. Fucking Christ. You can still eat a Dodger Dog in your suit. I guess I should be happy. They're not gone. Yeah. I still... I hate getting... Do I hate getting April Fool? What's the best April Fool's you've gotten? I do not like pranks. I'm not a Dennis the Menace. I don't go around pranking people. I don't want them done to me. I think it's mean. This was mean. I was pissed. And now I was all for not. Now I feel like a foolish loser. So this is the best April Fool's you've had. I haven't been gotten in a while. Now when I worked in radio, we used to try and come up. We gave up on it. We were ahead of our time on The Shred and Reagan Show because we realized early in my career that April Fools is hack. I fucking hate April Fools so fucking much. It is hack. It is stupid. I don't even... I wish I didn't even go on the internet. Now I'm scared to even look at the rest of the show. But isn't this so exciting? You thought Dodger... I guess that's true. Now I get the Dodger Dog back. I was going to say though, at the end of the day, they have to have hot dogs. So is Dodger Dog just like a brand? But in the article was so convincing because it was due to inflation with meat prices being what they are. And I'm like, well, they're fucking hot dogs. This is good marketing here. They even quote... I know the vegans are behind this. So they're trying to start a little more as well. See, April Fools is sinister. I fucking hate crimes. I haven't been fooled in years. What was your most fooled? One time when I was a kid I ran through the house and I was like, there's rats. We have rats. You did that to people? To my dad. I remember you actually telling me about that. No, I don't tell that story. I thought you did. Did I go around telling that April Fools story? You're like, I was a prankster. No, but have you ever gotten got like I just did? I don't think so like that level. That was a good one. My heart is racing. I'm like, my blood is boiling. I don't like being tricked. You got so good that you made it a news story on your highly successful podcast. I don't like being tricked. I hate it. That you, I love witnessing that. Oh, my Lord. It's my least favorite thing is feeling like a fucking fool. And that translates in a lot of places in life with women with a lot of things. I hate being a fucking fool. I feel like a real. I'm an idiot woman. Yeah. I'm an idiot woman. Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by Mint Mobile. It's not too good to be true. You can really get premium wireless at just $15 a month. Thanks to Mint Mobile. Mint Mobile is the first company ever to sell wireless online only. I mean, this cuts out the cost of the retail. You don't have to go to the store and deal with all those people. It just passes the savings right along to you. And with inflation on the rise, you can save money on your phone bill by making the switch today. I got to tell you, like I said, I don't like dealing with the store. I don't like going in there and having to talk to those people. I got it right sent to my house, boom, bam, bam. And also they let me keep my own phone on Mint Mobile. You don't have to go get a new phone. And I love my phone that I already had. 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I'm getting a lot of sugar daddy requests. Oh my Lord. Because of the episode today. Oh, so now you might get some real ones. So people are saying, can I be your sugar daddy? Oh my Lord. So that just Dwight Howard trying to be the sugar daddy. Are the other ones real? Have you looked at their accounts? Let's pull them. I'm not going to throw these guys. What do you mean? Well, let's see what we're talking about here. I want to know if they're real or if they're more bought. If they're a sugar daddy situation. Let's see this person. Did you write back already? No, I just looked. Let's see what this guy is. Ooh, it looks like he's already got a wife. Yeah. I know. The profile. That's disappointing. Yeah. Isn't it just kind of a weird glimpse into... There's a wedding picture there. Yeah. I don't like... This is April Fool's all over again. I know. I don't like this. That's what... Yeah, that's the biggest prank of my life. April Fool's is when it's like, my parents are getting divorced. April Fool's not... They're staying together. April Fool's. But no response. He hasn't read it yet. Okay. I know. I've done a lot of times if you're in a relationship, you can tell the guy I'm pregnant. That's a big April Fool. Eugh. I do not like that either. And that's also like, what if you were pregnant and it happened to be April 1st and you're... No one's going to believe it. Not a good girl with a good sense of humor then. No one's going to believe you. Well, I mean, she could obviously wait till the second, but she's for her first reason. Yeah, I guess it's... That's a good sense of humor. I guess that's true. Yeah, just wait until the first. Let people keep them on their toes. Well, the reason I brought up the love-making thing is because this woman on here claims that she knows this... This is what keeps a man happy. Okay. So I want to get your two cents on her advice. Okay. Oh, I actually am so excited. Let me see if... I'm proud of the thing that all these women have going on. I mean, I don't knock women for feeling proud and for wanting to have that girl power and holding things over him, but no, you've got to give it a bleep. I please my man in every way. All the way is to wake him up. He gets to know before he leaves out the door. He's leaving. Empty mess. Can you pause it? I am calling him like women have going... So far, what do you think? That's so far she's named three nuts. She said, when he wakes up... So far I disagree. Before he goes to work, nuts emptied. I think she's giving the guy too much power. Well, let's see how many more nuts that he... I think she's taking his power if you... So far three nuts before lunchtime. I think she's sucking his power dry, but let's see the rest of it. Okay, okay. At work, I am calling him like, come outside. It's your lunch break. It's time for you to get your nut off. When he gets home, he's getting fed. He is getting a hot tub. They're not. And one before bed or two. That's like six or seven nuts there. I'm going to show you that by my man. A day. At least six or seven. You were... Six or seven nights. I counted it pretty accurately there. Six or seven nuts a day. That's too much. I don't think that gives him any power. Once a week. Once a week. At most. I mean, maybe three a week. No, that's too many. Three a week is too many? That's fine. Okay. Six or seven a day. You said it's giving the man power. I think it's the quite the opposite. This man, I can't believe he walks. Let alone has a job. He can hold a job after just draining his balls. She's just getting dust out of there by six o'clock in the afternoon. She must enjoy it. Oh yeah, I would say. I would hope so. I would hope so. She must really like that. But she thinks this should be the standard practice for every woman. I think she thinks that's all she could give. I mean, who knows? I'm not going to get into the psychology of this lady. She's literally dating a squirrel. She's like, come out, it's your lunch break. Wake up. Here's your little nun. Do you think by the end of the day he's given his full load? I think by lunch time he's given his full load. Yeah. Yeah. By the end of the day, I mean, I would just be blasting out dust at the end of the day. It would be like air. Yeah. Isn't this like your nightmare? I mean, I couldn't. She wouldn't get. Yeah, good. I would like to encounter this lady and see how many nuts she can get out of me in a day. Would the guy just be like, okay, here we go. After a while, I'd be like, I have nothing left. I'd have, I mean, the poor man so dehydrated walking around all the time. No one, she's like, I have to feed him. No shit because he's fucking drained of all of his life sources. He's not even getting a lunch break. Yeah. He's just coming. He's literally, yeah, he didn't even get to eat lunch, the poor guy. He just blew his load in the car or something like come outside to like, like what a heinous, like, it's just let him work, lady. God. I think this is an old, this is like a 1950s. No, they weren't nuts six times a day in the 50s. But it's all about like pleasing your man. It used to just be like, oh, the good, the woman's role is just to like, cook dinner and be there for the man. Yeah, I remember that episode of Leave It to Beaver when the dad came home and the mom was like, did you not today bring your nuts here? So I get that full load. The beef has band practice. Let's get a nut out of you. No, it's like, come on, ladies, you're worth. You don't have to just be pleasing the man that they can work for it a little harder. Yeah, I wonder if it's her like lacking something in her own brain, some sense of self or if she's just like, I'm so good at getting nuts out of this guy. This is like, I'm going to. She values her. She's a prisoner though. She's a prisoner to her nuts. The guy can't run away from her at this. You know what I'm saying? Like he's too weak. He's like, I'm so weak. And he's just, she has to take care of him. It's like he's become like a bit of an invalid. So to speak through just being like, could you imagine? This has 47 million views. Oh yeah, people. And I think guys are probably loving this. No, I don't think any guy thinks that's fun. Really? I can't think of any guy that like, of course it's like, if a girl is like, I'll blow you every day, you're like, what a dream. But if it's like, you wake up, you nut, you eat breakfast, you nut, you go to work, go to lunch, you nut. That's pressure. I'm all of a sudden, I'm like, Jesus, I'm shucking water. Like how, I mean, how does he have that much come in his body? Every day, seven times. Yeah, that's insane. Now I've, you know, yes, I have terrible news for you. What's that? This is not from a real podcast. What is this now? This woman is a porn star on IG. Yeah, but she's, is she not serious then? Well, I mean, she's not actually, she's not actually another trick. Making her husband or boyfriend nut seven times. Is this an April Fool? No, it's like one person. It's a, no, no, no, it's just, it's not even a real podcast. So she just did this. It's like a script. Yeah, this is a, this is, this is apparently a thing that goes around where they fake podcast. I don't really real to get engagement. That's why there's 46 million. Welcome to the April Fool's Day episode of the Josh Potter show. You want to see me rage quit my own show? I will. Oh, she's doing a parody. That's the, that's the, like a dark man video for a porn star. You're just like, that's what it is. Yeah, that's so fucked. So this woman doesn't actually have this in practice, but it is still something to theorize about, I suppose. I suppose. There's a lady on the other side that's like, you don't have to make him not to be worth something. She said that. No, I'm just saying that it can be like become a very inspirational. Well this thing was debated up and down the internet. So I figured, you know, but hey, I feel so silly. It's like that show, Kunk on earth. I don't know if you know it. She like is, she plays this really dumb character. Who is it? Kunk on earth. Kunk on earth. Oh yeah. I don't know this. Oh, it's on Netflix. It's so great. It's like, I don't know if it's a character, but all the comments are like, she's dumb. And it's like, yeah, no kidding. It's a character and a joke. And I just fell for this. I'm like, oh my God, she doesn't, I don't like what she's saying. And it was a joke. Well it did raise the question for men though. Like you said, where it's like, you thought men would be like, this is the dream, but like, I did see a lot of men on the internet being like, this sounds like a prison. Okay. You know, so it still did raise that type of debate. Okay, some men. I don't even have anyone. The things I brought to the show, I don't even have a roach reporter to blame for these. You feel me. It's my fault. And I got tricked twice. The roach reporter just needs to send stuff in. I got tricked twice today. April fools on me. And this next one better be fucking real. Okay. Okay. And this one I think in it, because this involves another broadcaster saying something wild and this woman got fired for saying this. Okay. And she's been on the air forever. I just feel bad about getting canceled for things you say. Me too. Okay. But let's see what she said first before we okay, before I feel bad. Oh, she's okay. Here we go. No, she's been on the air for a long time. Well, tattoo on her shoulder. For sure. So my nizzle. Oh, she just said for shizzam, I'm not going to say. Oh, she's on my nizzle. No, I'm not. Two on her shoulder. For sure. So my nizzle. I'm telling you, Julie, what you think about that? Yeah, but she got fired for saying it. Now you just said it. Yeah. That's not bad. They say you have a Snoop Dogg tattoo on your shoulder. Yeah, she just was quoting Snoop Dogg. Yeah. So people like heard her say. Wait, don't people say foshuzzam like this? Evidently, you're not allowed to anymore, Chase. You just got three spikes. And I've canceled. Can we take this part out? We'll beep it. Okay. Beep it. Beep it. Please beep it. Please beep it. I didn't, I thought, I thought people said that. I don't understand, I mean, I guess because of what it's supposed to, what you're covering up, it is like there was an old radio man named Brother Wies and Rochester. I think he might even still be on the air there, but he used to say instead of fuck, he would go fizzuck, which I always go, you're not changing anything. That's like still an FCC violation in my opinion. He would say shiz as opposed to shit. I think she would just get away with this on the radio. But on the radio, it's another thing because it's like, and so shizzle my nizzle is probably, you know, for sure my something or other, you know? Okay, I didn't know that. I'm just, I'm theorizing. I don't know it for sure either. I'm also not of the culture. I don't know. You're right. But so I think that's where people got upset and evidently they were upset enough there where this woman got fired. What I think happened here is these companies have all figured out, hey, if we can just get them fired for saying something on the air, canceling them, it's an easy way to unload a salary. And this woman has been, like I said, a longtime broadcaster. She probably has a huge contract bloated part of the salary. And you know, local news is not yielding the ad revenue at once did. You're like, oh, sweet, we can just dump this salary off our books right now. I see. I stand by what I said. I feel bad for her. She'd, it came from a very innocent place. Yes, it was a snoop dog reference. She didn't know if she had known better. I think she's going to learn from this. I thought I'm, I'm going, fuck you. Give me my contract. I'm retiring. I'm done with this. Look, I learned from this. I didn't know. That was a learning lesson. We all learned today. I didn't know. And I don't want to get canceled, Josh. We won't. You won't be. Okay. We're beeping it. Okay. Well, you let me come back. Of course. You're never canceled on this show. Your guest of the year. Even a war named after you. Hell yeah. Okay. Thank God. A prestigious award. Are you familiar with objective filia? Um, I've heard of it. Yeah. What have you heard? Is that where you objectify someone? No. Okay. There you are sexually aroused by inanimate objects. Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah. What are your examples you've seen? I've seen a show on the TLC where these guys like make out with their cars. Okay. I've seen a woman. Ferris wheels. Ferris wheels was the one I saw. Yeah. I want to fuck that Ferris wheel. Imagine having a brain that made you go, man, look at that Ferris wheel. My dick's hard. You know? Why you want that? I wish it was that simple. Oh, you know, I mean, such extremes today, the six to seven nuts. Now this woman gets off on a Ferris wheel. She can just flicker being to that wheel. Their brain isn't simple. I think that's why. Seems pretty simple to me. I think it's really simple. I think it's terrifically simple. I think she, it's easier for her to look at a Ferris wheel. And be intimate than look at a man or woman. Sure. But I find that very much more simple, don't you? I guess you're right. I guess it's, I guess you're right. It is a prism. But she doesn't know. She's blocked something within her sexually and doesn't want to confront it. And she's much more vulnerable with inanimate objects. Interesting. I just thought she was a real idiot woman. She, you know, just was, you know, on the idiot scale and saw a Ferris wheel. I was like, oh my God. And like, but your insight is interesting as well. No, I think you're right, Josh. I don't know. Well, we have a beach ball. We, that was the guy we talked about. There was a guy with balloons that we talked about recently. No, these are people that have huge vulnerability issues. I think they just are extraordinarily on the spectrum. Oh, yeah. They don't have vulnerability issues. I don't think so. I mean, I guess put that on the pile of things that they have as terms of issues. Yeah. But I'm not certain that that's the main cause here. What's so funny, the guy that like was making out with his Ferrari, he's a guy and his Ferrari, he said was also a guy. Oh, he was gay with the Ferrari. He made the gender. He's like, I'm gay, but for cars. Yeah. The gender, the object. Well, in this case, in August, a man named Christian Montenegro from Colombia went viral on social media after revealing he has been in love with his rag doll named Natalia for over a year. The content creator, he's a content creator, of course. Isn't that scary that technically we are content creators and we have the same occupation as a man who is in love with his rag doll named Natalia. And I can't even, I can't discern a real article from a fake one these days. So I guess I'm no better than you Christian Montenegro. I am another, you know, idiot woman. The content creator whose handle is Mont B.K. 5959 on TikTok said he celebrated his first anniversary with his doll. However, his unusual lifestyle did not sit well with many of his followers. Christian has described his fiance Natalia as the love of his life in his previous TikTok uploads he was seen going out with the doll for walks and even shopping. He also introduced the doll to his family. After already having revealed he shares a son and daughter with the rag doll, Christian said he and his partner decided to call their newborn Sammy. So he's pro created with this rag doll. What was the picture you zoomed in on up there? I think that's him. That's him in the hospital with his newborn baby Sammy. But who's the woman? The mother. That's a rag doll or a woman? No, that's a rag doll holding a rag doll. Yeah, and I think the doctor is also a rag doll. No, the doctor is a rag doll. This picture April fooled me. I thought he was really at a hospital with his outfit. What level of pret, okay, so we're going to sit here and pretend yes, you're in love with your doll. But then to what level is he going out and shopping for all these props and we're going like, okay, you know what you're doing here. You know what I mean? Look at the proud dad. Even the doctor looks like what the fuck is he on here right now? I would have been amazing if he got a real doctor though. The doctor's like, sure, I'll pretend that you gave birth to this doll. That's the bills on the same. Oh my gosh, I don't know how this is Josh. Is this weird to you? Yeah, I don't like this. You weren't here for Shawnee and Emily, were you? No, not Shawnee and Emily. It was a mannequin who also gave birth to another mannequin. Oh no. Yeah, it happens. You can stick talk it. But here's the thing, like I said, I start to go, are you really that messed up? You're going to buy the things. You're doing it for the b. Yeah, exactly. No, he's that messed up. I don't know. I would hope so. I hope he's that messed up. And I think this guy with the car. You can't tell me that's not. Oh no, that one there, that guy is full blown in love with his car. 100%. And here she is. A lot of people like buildings. Builders, wheels. Oh, you know, those ones, I like the structure ones. Those are fun. I mean, Sarah Weinschank told a story on this podcast where she did acid one time and wanted to have sex with a mountain. I've heard that story. Yeah. So I mean, hey, we're all on the spectrum a little bit, right? I don't know how much acid I have to do to want a fucking object, but. Or a, you know, a piece of topography. What the hell is that? People like this that you think are just having fun at the, you know, the community pool. Meanwhile, he's fucking his dolphin. That's a textile thing, I feel like. But at least there. He's in love with him. But that's because he likes the feel of like, humping that rubber or whatever that is. What's the one where people like to marry their animals? Be-stiality. Oh, yeah. That one, that one's illegal, I think. Oh, okay. Good. I told that story once already. I feel on this podcast, but I'll say it again. If I, I showed Mr. Hands to a kid in college and that kid came up to me about 15 years later and was like, Hey man, that horse video you showed us really fucked me up forever. What's Mr. Hands? It's a video where a guy is sex with a horse and dies. It was going around the internet. Don't look at that up. You and Chase's life. Oh no, I'm not. I can't believe they show that. I mean, you watch it. I can't believe they showed that. No, I mean, it was a, I don't even remember. It was, I think I want to say, and I'm sorry if I'm throwing him under the bus and it's not him. I want to say it was like Jimmy Schubert. It was a comedian who had the video on his website and it was just like the wild days of the internet. So it didn't, you know what I mean? Yeah. But speaking of sex. So glad I didn't see that one. I'm glad you didn't either. You'd be a different woman today. I feel like I saw two girls one cup. You did? Speaking of sex. I mean, speaking of sex. What did you think of that? Where did you see that at a dorm party? No, that was high school for me. Mm. Mm. So on YouTube or wherever it was. I mean, who, what was the context of you watching? Everyone was watching it and people were doing like reaction videos. I mean, my friend had to sleep over, watched it. That's funny. What? Didn't, didn't everybody? I mean, sure. I was on the radio at the time. So I felt like I had to watch it for research. Yeah. I remember like watching it in my office. We watched it in the office. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone was watching it back in the day. Everyone was watching it. But speaking of sex here, I got this email from Parker S. It says, Hello, Josh. Longtime listener. First time Roach reporter. Okay. This story is crazy. It happened in my hometown and it is actually straight out of a movie. So let's see what this article says. We're learning more on what led to a West Fargo principle to abruptly resign earlier this month after being placed on administrative leave. Legacy Elementary Schools principal Jason Markuson was placed on leave on March 8th and submitted his resignation on March 9th. Investigative documents obtained by Valley News Live state legacy school officials received an anonymous letter on February 13th with allegations indicating there was an inappropriate relationship between Markuson and a staff member. The claim was investigated, but documents state that there was no information found to substantiate the allegations. School officials received a report of similar allegations on March 2nd and another investigation ensued. One of the school's custodians told administrators he went to work on the afternoon of February 23rd, which was a virtual learning day for students and staff due to inclement weather. That's the problem with these virtual learning days. You know, oh, we got to keep the kids at home. Well, guess what? You're going to have teachers doing some fucked up shit. Let's find out what he did. Documents say the custodian was doing laundry and heard noise coming from upstairs, which surprised him because he didn't expect others to be in the building. The custodian stated he unlocked the door to go upstairs to the storage room and saw the principal in his underwear hiding behind some furniture. The custodian said there was another person in the room, which he later identified to be a female, a female parra. I don't even know what that means. Student? At the elementary school. I think it's another staff member, but the hell was a parra. Was it like a fucking code or something? Normally, Google what parra means. Sure. Okay. That's going to be a big difference if it's an adult or a child. I agree, but it did say staff member earlier in the article. What's that? Para professional. Para professional. It's somebody that works for the school, usually like a middle school or elementary school, but they're not like a teacher. They're not like a teacher. But they're of adult age? Yeah, they're of adult age. They can be different. Fine. Different things, but they're like not really administration and Australia. The kids were not school. Sounds like she doesn't have a outlined job description and this principal is hiring some paras that he could blow his full load into. So far. Good one. Okay. The drinking game of the show is every time we say full load, take a drink. We should have stated that in the beginning. So far. So far, I don't see anything wrong with this. Keep reading. Okay. The custodian also told school officials a few weeks prior on another virtual learning day. See, that's the problem with these. He found a used condom in Markisson's office. It had fallen out of a garbage can when he was changing the bags out. What are you doing? Flicking the bags around like that. You don't go through a guy's trash. Maybe he was jerking it on the office. It's a virtual learning day. Who gives a shit? He stated he did not pick it up, but he took a photo of it, which he showed to school officials. Check this out. Found it. Oh, he said used. So he's got a little something, something in there full load video footage from February 23 was reviewed, which official documents say show the para arrive at the school around 930 a.m. The para was a nonessential staffer and was not to work inside the building on inclement weather days document state video later showed the para and Markisson go upstairs and into the storage room together. They weren't seen again on any school cameras for about 45 minutes. Well, hey, they were up to what a sash 45 minutes. Yeah, late. Did he get six or seven nuts out of that one? The para came back later that same afternoon, according to investigative findings and video footage shows her and Markisson again go up to the storage room. Officials then reviewed there's he's on to. Okay. Yeah, officials then reviewed video from the previous virtual learning day, February 15, which documents say a similar pattern was found. So man, they're just going up. You want to go to our secret place. The storage room. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's good that he isn't doing it in his office or and the kids aren't around it. And he's not doing it in the in the classroom for when they do come around. Yeah. Yeah. So far, well, keep reading documents say the para the or the para and Markisson are shown on the video that day. Oh, I already said that part when interviewed the para told school officials while there were jokes made about her and Markisson working so closely, she insisted she had never engaged in a relationship with him. And confronted with video footage from February 23rd and asked why someone would claim they saw her in the storage room as well as Markisson in his underwear hiding behind some furniture, documents say the para claim Markisson was 100% practicing his thriller dance. No, no, okay. I kind of believe her if it's that specific, which is so weird. Because what do you say that I was kind of like thriller? Why? There's not enough room in a storage closet to do that. Why did he have to be an underwear for that? I don't know. You don't know how big the storage closet is. If it's big enough to fucking, I think it's big enough to do the thriller dance. I don't buy that story one. Iota. Fuck standing up, but the thriller dance takes at least you to three steps to the left. Yeah, I guess so. No, bad lie. He was transiting. I mean, here's the thing. I don't know how fast she said it. I don't know how she said it. That's a weird poll to just be like, make that up on the spot. I kind of like, like, is this woman a sociopath? As a trained dancer, though, I don't buy it. So the thriller, I mean, you don't have to stand up and do it, but that is the... Is this my... And you don't have to be in your underwear to be that. You can be in normal clothes. You don't have to be in your underwear. They're not in their underwear in the music video. No, there is no reason to strip down. What if he didn't want to sweat into his slacks? Fine. I got to take my pants off because I'll get them all sweaty. Make a good argument. You know, then he's got sweat marks on his khakis. And then it might look like he fucked someone in there. Yeah, you didn't want... I don't want to look like I came in my pants. I got to make sure I take them off. So right now, I'm kind of believing I would go like, if I'm the person like, you know, interrogating her and she said that to me, I'd go, that's so weird that it might be true. You wouldn't ask follow-ups? Like, why is he doing the throw- I mean, I might. I just sat down and been like, the thriller dance. Is it my oh my. Is there a talent show coming up? Well, let's see if they ask anything further. I want to see how these folk reacted. So yeah, she said, was 100% practicing his thriller dance while she was working on things under the stairs. When asked why Marcuson would be practicing a dance in a room full of furniture, documents say the para didn't respond. The para continued to deny anything happening with Marcus and with that stuff. When you go, he was 100% doing his throw- thriller dance and then they're like, why? And she's like, listen, we didn't fuck. Now you're on the nice lady. Investigative reports, they Marcuson eventually admitted to the school administrators that he sent inappropriate messages to staff members, but denied having sex on school grounds. No, I just texted him weird shit. No, dude, I just sent them dick pics. Is there a, that's off school property? What's up? Do I know how we get back to you? I was at the end. No, I'm not done yet, but I just want to just- Oh, check. So yeah, he's like, no, I just sent them messages. I didn't fucking hear them on the school grounds. Marcuson did not have an explanation for the used condom found in his garbage can. See that, you got, I would have been like, ah, you know, it was a virtual learning day. I was in the office. I thought, you know, I was going to rub one out. I know that's kind of weird, but you know, I had the condom. I didn't jizz on anything. And the school property wasn't soiled. Put the full load in the condom and I threw it out. I feel bad for this guy. Why? His whole career is over. He can't get a job again at a school. No, no, no, no. He's done. He's going to be working at a drive-through. Or a dancer. Hopefully this thriller dance does take off. Yes, that'd be good. Maybe you're right. That's something he's going to be in a play or a musical of some sort. Maybe he'll come out here to Hollywood. Documents state that the para will be terminated due to dishonest response. Terminated. Yes. Oh, does that just mean fire? We have to kill her immediately. She received the death sentence. It was harsh. The electric chair for her. Okay. The name of the staffer has not been released. Marcuson was placed only on administrative leave once before for physically. Oh, no, I'm sorry. This is before. He was placed on administrative leave once before for physically intervening with a special education learner at Legacy Elementary. Was he the person that blocked that little girl shot on the other video? Like, what could he have done where they put him on administrative leave? Also he failed to report the incident according to the documents. He was ordered to receive more trainings on positive behavior support plans as well as have trimester check-ins with school officials. So I guess he was also fired to say that in the beginning or something. I think it was the para, the para, she was of age. Sure. He was doing this on days that there were no kids around. I don't think you should do this when you work at a school. But I feel bad for him. I don't know that I feel bad for him. It's like fuck somewhere out. Fuck it home. But is he married? No, here's the thing. Have you ever fucking worked? Was he committing adultery? I don't know about all that, but that's not a crime. Well, my work is like stand up. I know, but have you ever had a job where you've had other jobs? Yeah. No, I haven't. I have. Yeah, see? It happens. You made a mistake. But I was... You made a mistake. I don't see it as a mistake. Oh, when I got caught. What kind of problem would it have felt bad? If I would have gotten caught, I would have been probably fired yet. Yeah, and you would have been like, listen, I... It was the radio. I made a mistake. Okay. Where? In like a room of couches and stuff. Oh. Kind of like that. How'd you know no one was going to walk in? It was nighttime. You brought a girl. I was on the radio at night. I never did, but Papa John's is like a hot spot for... People back in my... Really? When I was in the restaurant, people in the cooler would fuck. In the office? In the cooler? In the inventory room. I don't know. I don't like it that it's around food. Yeah, that's weird, right? It's weird. It seems uncleanly. Yeah, you got to do it like where the canned goods are. Yeah. So it keeps it all separated. But all I'm saying is listen to all these stories. It happens. I bet teachers fucking the teacher lounge all the time. I'm sure teachers fucking schools. I think that this, they went a little harsh on them. You can't write an article. Well, once you get here's the thing. Once you get caught, it's over. It's over. Once you get caught, what are they going to do? Let you keep working there? I mean it's like... No, it's over. But like, it's over, but like so is the rest of any job he ever wants to have. I'm sure, I mean the internet does suck. If this was the 70s, this guy would get fired, then he could move to like another state entirely and be a principal there probably. You think he'll be fine? No, I think he's fucked. But he'll get a job somewhere. One of his buddies will hire him to... How, I mean how many people are actually dancing though and getting accused of fucking in a school? Well see if yeah, you know... You could take the core. You could go into a job interview and be like... No, I was doing the thriller dance. She said it right there. I mean it was true. I hope he goes to court and gets in his underwear and does exactly what he was doing. That would be cool. That would be funny. And then he wins. I would watch that one. Did you watch the Gwyneth Paltrow one? I didn't watch anything with the Gwyneth Paltrow trial. Tell me about it. Oh, I just ate it up. She like got in a ski accident. The guy sued her even though he ran into her. And she comes off so lovely. His lawyer is in love with Gwyneth. Yeah. And she's like what's my his shoe do you wear? And then she's like how tall are you? I wish I was that tall. Yeah, do you do excellency? Me neither. I don't either. That's cool. Yeah. Like she's just... And this was a trial on television. I have been in a depression haze for the last two weeks and I have not watched television. Oh this would have gotten you out of it. No, I think it would have been worse. I've been in a...I got hit by a kid one time while I was skiing and he broke my glasses and I couldn't find him to sue him. But look you didn't... I would have sued his ass for that. But you didn't. Oh, you would have sued him. Oh no, I'm just kidding. I don't know how to sue people. Okay. Well, Gwyneth Paltrow just to fawny sued him for $1 just to make a point. Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm so sorry, Gwyneth Paltrow. For $1 just to make a point. Look how lovely she is. I saw she was awarded $1. Yeah. She's... She's what you call Gwynnescent. I thought she was the culprit or like she was being lamp-based as the villain in that story. I didn't know she was the hero. No, she comes off so lovely. Well that's nice. Good for you Gwyneth. You know, you needed another W. I watched it live for two hours. That's cool. It's like your OJ. Yeah. Well, I was all into the Johnny Depp one too. I see a courtroom stuff after OJ will never tickle my fancy, I'm afraid. Nothing will ever scratch that itch post OJ. I'm sorry. It's just that was the best one of all time. Were you watching it live? Oh yeah. How old were you? Eight years old. Really? You knew what was going on. Watched every second. Whoa. And since then I've watched much of it. That's wild. Well, Chase, tell everyone where they're going to see you. Is that music or wrap up music? Yes. Okay. You can find me. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me put these back on. Oh, there you go. I need it with the music. And make sure Dwight Howard didn't DM you back. Okay. Let's find out. All right. Listen, while I'm looking up if me and Dwight Howard are going to go out, I can. So wild. I mean, I think that threw me off. Oh, I don't know. That was a mistake. Oh, I had a button. The future. It was the funeral March first. I got it. I don't know if that's a good omen or a bad one. No, I just, I think I've been thrown between that and the pranks that I pull on myself. I think I was thrown this episode a bit. Can we find out if Dwight Howard is from Indiana? He's not. He's from Georgia. You're sure about that? I'm positive. Yes. Fine. Okay. He hasn't read it yet. He is busy and booked. He is busy and booked. He's like, oh shit, I put prayer hands to this white girl. My bad. I'll get, I'll get turned up in Taiwan. If you'd like to slide into my DM, my Instagram is Chase underscore O'Donnell. Check me out there. And yeah, I'll be, I'll be with Josh Potter on 420 and in Chandler, Arizona. And yeah, I'll put all my, all my dates on Instagram. Thank you so much for having me. No, thanks for coming. And I'm going to say my dates too because I have to let you know we are up against it. That's the first time I'm promoting it here on the program because it just was announced. But April 14th and 15th, chickpea, Massachusetts over at the comedy loft, pleased to be getting your tickets. If you live near there, also, uh, as Chase mentioned, 420 at the night cap in Burbank 422. That's April 22nd going to be in Bakersfield, California at the well. And then on May 5th and 6th, Chandler, Arizona, as she mentioned, she'll be there. Mike Drop Comedy Club and June 1st, Poughkeepsie, Sarasota Springs in June 2nd and 3rd. All the tickets can be found in my link tree that's in the bio of my Twitter at J underscore Potter and my Instagram, which is at Josh underscore Potter. And thank you for liking and subscribing. Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send in your roach reportings. Please make them not pranks. Thank you. And you can also send your instrumentals in the way that Griff Parker has done with this one. I appreciate it very much and I love you and we will see you next Wednesday on the Josh Potter show. If you haven't finished your drinks, it's time to finish the full load. And we're out. Bye. Bye.