135 - Slappin’ A$$ All The Time - The Josh Potter Show

♪♪ Idiot woman! ♪♪ Now watch this drive. ♪♪ Oh hello there. Welcome back to another episode of The Josh Potter Show. Every Wednesday we drop one for ya, and we'd love for you to continue to subscribe, rate, review on the old iTunes there. If you're watching on YouTube, hit the little bell, subscribe, all that kind of stuff, and if you're a listener, check out the YouTube once in a while, huh? Head over there and see what this is all about. On the video we got a whole new... Ooooooooh. Great job fellas. Shout out Rob and Alex. Kirsten is here with me of course. Did you hang up stuff? I did not hang up the thing. You guys did really good though. So good, I didn't have to give it, I didn't forget a thank you. But I would love to see all the roaches out and abouts. We have plenty of opportunity coming up this very weekend. Celebrating Cinco and Seistemio in Chandler, Arizona at the old mic drop comedy club, Jay Sodontal is coming. Oh my lord, it's going to be a hell of a party. Four shows happening. Tickets can be found up on my Instagram at Josh underscore potter or on Twitter at J underscore potter. Ehh! Also, keep in mind that I'm going to be traveling on the road on Annie Letterman who will be here next week. And I'm going to be in Raleigh with her the following weekend. So, all those things just go by tickets. I hope I see out and about. Down the road, of course, Pachipse, Sarasota, Sarasota, Saratoga Springs, New York. These places I will be coming to. And tickets are on sale now, so purchase all of them. Josh potter show at gmail.com is where you can send things in the way Griff Parker sent in this instrumental. We've got plenty of things from road reporters out there that we'll be getting to once we get to the news in a little bit. I think one did a roach. Yeah, Luke Ruth sent in a sports story too. So, we'll have plenty of road reporter action. Josh potter show at gmail.com again is where you can send those things in. Now, to begin, I want to get into the sports and I will consume the remainder of the noise boy clock with this little thing. Because you know what? I'll tell you in a second here. Let's get in. Your nice little roach boy Josh Potter here has been on a gambling shnide. Just the worst L's of my life these last couple of weeks. Ever since the saber season has ended I just don't know up from down. I'm throwing money on things that I don't know anything about. I'm just you know I see a plus sign and I start chasing it like a dog chasing cars. And it's been rough. I had you know I'm coming off the heels of having one of my best gambling moments. I was really winning quite a bit there at the end of the regular season of the NHL and my oh my I was right and high. I really didn't think my shit stunk you know. I was winning everything. Betts, live bets at parlays just the whole thing I'm like I can do no wrong I'm a genius. And I think that came out of just like the depths of depression and then I got a little like out of it and I'm like well I'm still gonna gamble and I was doing poorly. I'm like do I have to go back to the to the darkness? Do I have to go back into the upside down to get a W? Oh my lord in my bad streak continued up until Sunday. Now Sunday was a hell of a day for sports if you enjoy them. Basketball playoffs NHL playoffs a few game sevens happening both sports. I mean I watched I went over to my buddy Hormos house if you've been here in LA he's a comedy store comic he's performed on a couple of shows that I've been on out here in Los Angeles so if you saw maybe you saw him open for me but he says hey come on over watch some some of these basketball games. Now I'm not a basketball guy by any means but I like going to a party. I like you know smoking weed can I say that in the nice book? It's legal here in California. I don't see why not YouTube. So I was there you know having a few beers smoking some weed. I thought you know I'll throw some action on these this Sacramento Kings Golden State game you know game seven and such and I look at the odds. Of course the Sacramento Kings are plus sign going into this game. Also I live bet it because I didn't know when it's I don't know anything about basketball. I didn't know when it started. So I miss like the first 10 minutes and they were down eight points. I go this is perfect time to take them. They're down plus sign being bang boom we're gonna win. So I put all 50 bucks on the old Sacramento Kings boy oh boy and it was an exciting game up until the fourth quarter boy oh boy did they get blown out. I didn't even want to be at the party anymore. I wanted to leave but at the party they let me watch game seven of the Bruins Florida Panthers series. Now nobody likes hockey out here. Nobody likes hockey and I thought this is going to be fun. They want to want a game seven can bring everyone together. It made me watch friggin basketball. It made these basketball dudes watch hockey. It brought us all together. It was a wonderful day and I thought okay here is my chance to break the streak. I have good karma on my side. I'm I'm introducing a sport to a whole new group of people. And so I took a anytime goal score on the Bruins. Craychey. I took an anytime goal score on the Panthers. Sam Reinhardt former Buffalo Sabre and I took the money line and I took the over and I parlayed those two things three bets total. This one you see they're joined together. That's what a parlay is two and one three bets. All of them hits. Oh my lord. Thank you. Now I know out there you probably tuned out by this point. You don't even care. But I got to tell you it lifted my spirits. I don't know if I would have had the energy to do this show today if I lost that but I would have been out. I would have been really upset. I mean it was my balance. I don't ever like that's what people are like you have a problem. I never like take the money out of this this account this betting account and I let it just go up and up and up or down and down and down. But I never my goal is to never put more money into it and just use what exists to make the bets and then if it gets to a certain threshold that's when I go okay I'm gonna take the money out of there. But you know we don't hit that as often as I'd like. Nevertheless it's all just like a number on a page and let's just say that number got very low for a spell there and we saved it. But while I was over at old Hormos house we're watching the Bruins game I got to capture my own film. I mean this is like usually people send these things in Josh did you see this this announcer made an error this player was caught on an errant mic. In this case the referee who is miked up to announce penalties and calls on the ice he turns his microphone on a little premature and I caught it this is sent in by me Josh Potter to the Josh Potter show. It's control a bit. I'm not sure if there's going to be any extra penalties on this. There are going to be some penalties it looks like man it is coming to the bottom of Florida Panthers for sure. Don't trust me. Don't trust me. Don't trust me. Don't trust me. Don't trust me. Don't trust me. I was at that I was like now can you I mean he goes don't test me don't fucking test me did he say I'll slap the shit out of you what did he say it leaves that last part up for interpretation I didn't do it but the best job of capturing the audio on this but maybe we can make it out together. I love how the announcer goes to he's like oh it seems like the official has that mic still on there. What did you catch what he said at all. I almost hear something like take that shit out of here or something that should I heard yeah take that shit out of here or get that shit out of here. I do like that the refs just swearing up a storm at the players don't fucking test me. I love it and you got to kind of do that because the hockey players chirp up a storm they'll go around they'll say fuck shit blah blah de bloop we've seen it a bunch of times here on this program and it's nice to see the old refs giving it back and the refs have taken a lot of shit in the NHL playoff so far they're getting blamed for a lot of things people saying the refs are deciding games god forbid and so many people are you know up the refs ass really at the end of the day and so I think that he was letting out some aggression let's hear one more time. And that's I think Hormo's laughing actually at the at the because we were rewounded I go did you hear that and we had to thank god for the way we consume sports most of us these days whether I mean at least I do and many of my friends but on YouTube TV or on Hulu or what have you you're able to rewind and go back and we took it took us a minute to go back to this and find it and then you know of course then we get to fast forward through the commercials it's a wonderful thing I highly suggest changing your viewing habits but the other thing that happened over the weekend one of my other favorite moments in sports this is a really great time despite the fact that football season isn't happening this is really just a precious time in sports baseball NHL NBA playoffs the NFL draft now I don't know if this one did this have video it sure did yeah great perfect wonderful now the thing that I love about the NFL draft and it was kind of surreal it actually was the best part of covid was the NFL draft if you ask me because everybody was isolated and you got the scene to their homes and you do that still with a lot of people because they only invite so many players to the NFL draft they only invite you know maybe like 20 and maybe not even that that many maybe like 18 or something like that because they don't want anybody to sit there and have to be embarrassed it becomes a whole story now always just no matter what someone always gets embarrassed will leave us or levis however you pronounce this future busts name he was sitting there the entirety of the first day and he finally got drafted the second day by the old Tennessee Titans so he uh he didn't come back though he was like I'm not going back there for the second day and he was talking all kinds of cocky shit like I won't go to the draft unless I know I'm going to get drafted early so he showed up there and everyone's like oh okay and of course three of the top four picks all quarterbacks not will levis though they were all and this is the first time they were all black quarterbacks they were like saying that they're like it's the first time in history that we have three black quarterbacks drafted in the top four picks meanwhile will levis is just praying to god that he like breaks that like historic streak that entire time you know during those four picks he's like fuck history get me in there and so he ended up sitting around and he had women around him and things like that because that's the thing that's really interesting when they're sitting at home you get to see what their house is like you get to see who they surround themselves with and who got to come to the old draft party who the hell is that I think that's uh his sister Kelly wills yeah hey there hey there kelly levis she's ready for revenge tour she's going on a revenge tour what is that anyone after after the NFL draft oh she's just gonna look hot as hell and be like my brothers the man is that what she's doing yeah but she's gonna do it in front of the draft so i'll tell you what you're my first round draft you would have been taken away earlier so it's fun i love it i love seeing back when kowad was going on i love seeing where the coaches were doing the war rooms are always interesting this year the war rooms are a little weird like a lot of teams i saw i noticed the jets in particular a lot of them seem like they were in like uh an office building from like the post-war era it was weird with the blinds and stuff jerry jones and the Dallas Cowboys look like they were in the friggin death star it was bizarre this gentleman though and i do believe not that i want to bring race into it or anything like that but it is historic the amount of uh black athletes that were taken in the first round in the first ten picks i believe luke is van s the first white man off the board if i'm not mistaken and he went of course to the green bay packers we know they love their white people up there and you know his name is van s he played for iowa yep do you know him no i did no it's funny if i just assumed though everyone went to iowa so they go to this guy's uh old room here where they're picking him and holy hell are there some ladies around this guy i can't tell who's the sister i can't tell who's the fucking girlfriend i can't tell who the mom is i mean when it's all blurry like that you're like this guy must be a p i m p because nowadays i'm 37 you know sometimes i go who the hell's that and it's a mom you know and then i can't sometimes you look at the girlfriend you're like ooh off limits for josh you know little young but in this case who the hell's who i think that's is that the mom i don't know could be the girlfriend who the hell's that brown hair one there's one on the left the guy that comes in there oh then that's for him okay so this guy that would be me if i was a friend with a guy who got drafted into the NFL i'd be like yeah man we're going to the packers he's like we who that was his wee shit and then he jumps on there i love how like probably the dad or an uncle's like get the fuck out of the shot my man look at him just grab his shirt and then he grabs him by the neck and then the arm oh was that the dad was in the article it is okay and you can tell it's his arm because of the article yes so doesn't the dad do a little something else in this video oh this is a different video so the dad now we we've seen dads with their hot athlete sons girlfriends many times get a little handsy on this program it's kind of become a staple it's like you know on this show we do sports we do news we focus on highlighting the awareness around semen terrorism and also athletes dads touching their girlfriend's asses and i'm afraid that we might have so the girl on the left definitely was the girlfriend is that her and the black tanky top thing i can't see make her bigger it's uh it's going to be the brown hair girl yeah oh the brown hair girl is the girlfriend okay he's hugging another girl over here but okay this is where uh oh and now this is van s's girlfriend oh a little good job there way to blow my son during college one two that's not now if he did that to the like twinkie friend he would have you know we would have we would have been like oh he's just saying good job partner way to be my son's friend or whatever we wouldn't account we wouldn't we wouldn't have thought twice we wouldn't have thought twice now i don't know if it's a sign of encouragement these athlete dads are kind of like you know all right get out there they're slapping ass all the time so maybe he's just it's like instinctual for him he wasn't doing anything nefarious in his eyes he didn't even realize he did it they're like you just smacked her ass and he's like i did i just that's how i when i hug somebody i always do the ass tap afterward sometimes i don't even hug i just get out there you're playing second base wild so that's mr van s yeah it's just a tap he's definitely not trying to grab any meat right he's doing just a couple of taps yeah which i appreciate it gets i mean it's almost like a golf club but on her ass well it's almost like he thinks it's his hot life but he gets to yeah that's what it looks like a little bit but is it's like a little bit but is it's like a little bit of it's my girlfriend are we aware that it's a hundred percent not his wife maybe it's Lucas's other sister is Hannah and the nfo player also had a younger brother Devin Hannah now works for Hewlett Packard according to LinkedIn who the hell is looking at her LinkedIn what's new gruts what kind of article is this packers drappic Lucas van Ness is already dating three girlfriends like a savvy nfo veteran what oh i think that's just the caption of this one because i mean look how many women are hugging well i mean yeah but are they all what if they all like just are kind of like let every luke gets we're all your girlfriend what if his dad still has to smack those other two girls asses now now the dad is trying to smack his ass he's gonna get him out of there but he's like you know it's almost like you the way he grabbed him he's like he was gonna do like a finger hook up his butt now get out here come get over here scorpion stop like a toddler packers drappic Lucas van Ness is already dating three girlfriends i had to read that sentence again like a savvy nfl veteran shared Dan O'Donnell a radio show host based in Milwaukee as he didn't seem familiar with the athletes entourage in the video oh okay so this is just the guy on the radio and uh here he is now with oh boy he's got three girlfriends huh it's just some fat slobbing radio like like oh look at that one over there just like i did basically 10 seconds ago Lucas chose to stay at his parents house in uh in fontana wisconsin on thursday to live what was probably the biggest night of his life so he is like in wisconsin already uh he didn't go to the draft in Kansas City i don't know if he was invited but it says here that he chose to stay home rather than go to the draft i couldn't ask for a better result he said the young buck prepared for the draft by working out in california with a group that included packers defensive tackle kenny clark i'm so happy to be a packer i can't wait to get out there and wear that green green bay began the week with the number 15 overall picking the draft lucas showed his explosiveness who gives a shit i want to know about this fucking broad uh while celebrating his son's big night with family on thursday jason van s gave lucas his girlfriend franke comet wait a second franke comet is she related to the tight end of the chicago bears yes she is wow so she's a tall lady i would have gander or ventured a guess her her brother is cole comet cole comet from the old chicago bears and so how tall you think she is this one that's tall is dead oh boy that's pretty tall i just you know i like to think in my head i go when there's a girl above a certain height i don't even consider her in a sexual way anymore you know what i'm saying like it's just it might as well be like i have sex with an alien or like a different animal or something like that it's just they were they wouldn't be interested in me so i don't even like consider there have been a couple tall girls though that like have been into me and i'm not i'm not like a height shamer or anything like that you typically the women are and so it was always bizarre to me and i never saw it coming but it was strange like when you hold hands it's almost like i was a child being led across the street you know what i mean like i'd hold their hand and they pulled my hand and be like consuming my hand like i was a child you know wild so i don't know about that one but so who these other ones let's forget she's taken obviously i'm not going to compete with i think these are his sisters holes i mean i want to get in the family but yeah i kind of tall girls i don't care exactly yeah i mean she's a sword what are their names uh Ella and Hannah all right i'm gonna do some instagram investigation here further later on down the road well before we get to the news i want to thank one of our fine sponsors of the josh potter show mint mobile and right now inflation is just out of control i mean remember eggs inflation's been nuts everything is gone up in price groceries gas clothing everything except mint mobile staying at that awesome amazing price it's the first company to sell premium wireless service online only and has phone plans starting at just 15 dollars a month oh my lord that's less than eggs i think it's time to make the better choice for your wallet save money every month and switch to mint mobile i love it because i'm you know saving money obviously but they also didn't make me change my phone so it's a lot less headaches than going to the store and trying to get a better plan and especially when you're changing services sometimes they're like oh you got to switch over to this 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be on the program next week and you know what else i might be able to finagle by next week i might wait on it though because i kind of want time with him alone i want to talk to one of my radio idols don taranimo used to be a part of the don and mic show he used to do radio when it was like they would have reverb on mics and he would play like you know moon river i mean this is like this guy goes back and he was like a part of the shock shock era he's been a part of pretty much every era the guy still doing radio it's crazy but he's the man that made me start saying pleased to be they said it on that program and it just embedded itself into my brain so i i don't know i got a wild hair up my ass yesterday and i said roach nation we need to rise up because i've reached out to don geronimo and he's never replied but i said roach nation we need to rise up and we need to get don geronimo to appear on the josh potter show and you came out and you did it he hit me up he said i'd love to email me over here so i'm going to set up a zoom thing i think he lives in sacrament or maybe he still lives in dc and he just broadcast sacramento i'm not certain we'll find out we're gonna find out because i'm going to get him on this very program but i did notice because i was you know this is how i actually got the wild hair up my ass to contact him it was because he was talking about this store i still listen to him from time to time when i get the opportunity and he was talking about this story a bullet was removed from a clitoris bum bum bum i mean i want to dramatic music there because a bullet gets removed you know from a body oftentimes how on earth how big is this clitoris that's my question i mean i sound like side felt how big is the clitoris look at a clitoris that it's so big okay uh i don't have a clitoris kirsten interesting i don't i mean i don't even know here's my thing i don't even know if i could fit a bullet in my soft dick you know what i'm saying how big is a bullet i mean it's got to be a small caliber right i've seen sounding rods you could probably do it a 50-cal bullet i have a 50 cal bullet that turns into a an opener like a bottle opener it was made from my buddy's wedding my buddy al gave it to his groomsman so i have a 50-cal bullet that's like a bottle opener that thing is as big as a dick so i'd imagine okay we're looking at it here we got the x-ray this is like if a doctor he's like smoking and she's like you got a bullet in your clit you can see it right here there it is right there bullet right in your clit we're gonna take that shit out your clits can be good as new now it might we might have to sew it up or something i don't know your clits gonna be pretty busted after this but you might not feel shit in it penetration sex is all you're gonna enjoy but yeah you can see right there there's that bullet right in your clip there i don't know how it got there so let's see let's ask to the best of our knowledge this is the first wayward bullet injury penetrating the vulvar area the outer part of the female genitalia with a retained bullet in the clitoris now this is like authorities or study authors are writing this that's the study authors what's that that's the other thing like the clit caught the bullet it's holding on to it so it could have pat you're saying it could have gone more north or wherever and it could have maybe passed through but the clit was like it got stuck on there oh boy oh no it's holding on to it for dear we need to find out how this bullet got in there but first it is interesting that they are doing studies on this they're like hold on i mean don't take it out yet we need to examine everything about this clit bullet now isn't a massyber massyber Tory device known as the bullet yes and that is strictly clit stuff i mean that when you're not pulling the bullet inside that's just like outside stuff like right probably yeah probably she's like i'm not coming i i didn't know if you had one i've that was i guess that was our way of deciding let's be honest you can put anything i guess that's true you got a tie a little string do it or maybe it's got a cord or something it's kind of like walking a dog but backwards but backwards that's bizarre like walking a dog but inside out if we're talking like four dimensionally or like i don't even know three according to the study a 24 year old unnamed patient yeah i don't want i don't put my name in that's uh booklet there they had been relaxing at home when all of a sudden this is that you're in a thousand times it was just at home relaxing when all of a sudden a stray bullet came through her ceiling through the ceiling not even the window or the door it came through the fucking ceiling and struck her in the nether regions that's not where you want it to go the alarmed woman reported to the erognan hospital in mogadishu where a mogadishu we're talking i guess bullets are flying through everywhere in the mogadishu that's what our like black hog down happened isn't it yeah yeah it's probably still a little dicey there i'd imagine yeah even though 1994 is a long way away a ct scan revealed that the errant lead pellet had lodged itself inside her clitoris as far as the study authors knew this was the first of its kind i'm sure bullets have gone into the clitoris before but they've typically probably killed the person and they were just like well they're in there amongst others you know there has never been a bullet ever to go in the clitoris like say you have a machine gun you're like and you just spray a person up and down that's never happened before i mean one errant one like this where it's just like stuck in there like that that's a little i get that but come on mugsie boegs never was like or mugsie boegs that's a fucking basketball player who was i thinking of bugsy Malone thank you whoo wow would have never would have never pulled that one out of my ass with this fucking thing he's never shot a clitoris oh my lord i'm gonna just start calling gangsters mugsie boegs we thought it to be very rare and interesting they were of the unfortunate body shot which thankfully struck her at a low velocity or her health could have been in jeopardy i would say surgeons place the patient under local anesthesia and remove the projectile from her private parts thankfully she didn't suffer any complications following the ledectomy and was discharged the following day in good condition at the follow-up appointment a month later doctors determined that the woman was still in good health how do you have to be relaxing to be shot from the up angle well the ceiling from from above to below right in the clit i think she came first and then was like i was shot she's like oh god i'm coming wait what was that and i'm bleeding now and then also to walk into the hospital like doc so guess what guess what you'll never guess what happened uh i just think it'd be i mean she's obviously going to have a difficult time having any sort of sensation in that area ever again i mean fellas if you meet this lady out and about you better bring the heat she was shot in her clitoris so your tongue is not going to do shit all right you're fucked now that's the only thing getting that lady off that's for sure tired bullet injuries are caused by low velocity injuries commonly seen in the residential areas in war torn countries such as tamale oh yeah they're like just that's just like you know stubbing your toe and samalia is getting the fucking low velocity bullet injury this isn't the first time an unlikely object has ended up down under however last year a midwife revealed that she extracted a treasure trove of bizarre items from a woman's nether regions including false nails penlids and even bikini bottoms that just sounds like a woman with a very big pussy and she's treating it like mary popin's bag do you see that last one though what's that last sentence it says uh meanwhile earlier this month a gynecologist and honduras examined a patient's vagina to find a cockroach lurking inside well that was just me hey how are you hey i was just like hey how nice to see you i'm getting cozy in here few women from the last year can claim that about their pussies you know what i'm saying well thank you Don dronimo i look forward to having you on the program wait what the hell was that this was on the side of our other article was that even one that i prepped i want to know about this no but it was on the side of the other all right you're going to read this i want to know this right now uh woman has a loud full body orgasm during the LA philharmonic that's local i could have went to that i should be more cultural was during chikovsky's fifth symphony i didn't see this where did i i didn't prep this i could have swear i read something about this i don't know was it in a past week was oh let's of the orgasm or chikovsky oh my god someone how do how to how how how that doesn't sound like a older angle i sounded like she got shot in her clit is really what i sounded right that was a full body orgasm it wasn't a great one because she said was that a i mean it was a woman right because it sounds like a dude that's just like i'm uncontrollably chasing like what a shitty time to climax by the way right when the the compose or the composer the conductor must have been so pissed right when the flutes die he's like you know trying to get that i forget the word i used to be in band and i forget the word when they they want that gliss at the end of the note and they wanted to ring and they wanted to be silent and it's such a thing if you even like so much is step on it the fucking guy gives you laser beams he's like motherfucker i fucking kill you i've seen uh mr. Lieberman in middle school used to give me fucking oh fucking cool she's doing this he was sorry he was pissed but that was like he was in the zone he was in his zone when he was conducting the band you know so yo he saw murder in his eyes he turned my lungs on what's that a word for it i don't remember words i'm not gonna lie but it might be it might be any band people out there let me know i might check out in orchestral you're gonna go check it out so you can get you so you can get some orgasms see if uh see what a cello does to me in person i mean i saw gwen stefani perform on a random wednesday night at a spotify party recently and she's saying don't speak and i was basically like oh my god like i might as well have come i did cry a woman calls the cops because she stole weed this from just an m sending it into josh potter show at gmail.com now i've had weed not taken from me i've had good enough friends over the years accidentally perhaps someone takes your bag or uh you know you've got a bunch of bags in a thing and someone takes yours by mistake or maybe it's in a friend's backpack and they forget to give it to you many a times i've never gone i know i'll text them or something and say i want that weed back but i've never once thought you know who i need to call the police that seems like a counter although with it being legal can i call the police for stolen weed i mean conceivably it's my property and it is of my right to own it can they come in and do something about it i didn't even think about that i think that's actually kind of something i might start doing if i have to i'm gonna do it indeed well this is uh happening to a uh have ziba woman did i say that properly have ziba it's a place in georgia i think it's hepsyba hepsyba it's like massachusetts where you don't know how to say any of the towns because it's like you got to have like some r worded accent to fuck you able to say hepsyba woman was arrested saturday afternoon after taking a large bag of marijuana from her boyfriend and then calling the cops for protection now this woman did the opposite she didn't have her marijuana stolen she stole said marijuana and then she was worried for her safety krisia smith 33 told authorities that she was scared her boyfriend might do something to her i took drugs she allegedly said leading the officers to her kitchen where a large bag of marijuana was sitting on the table now i do not believe marijuana legal in the state of georgia yet which seems weird because i mean that just seems like mean to do a lot of people smoking weed in the great city of atlanta let them do it legally for god's sake officers field tested the drugs and then arrested smith for felony possession of marijuana so she narced on herself i took the drugs but maybe this is a great way to be in sort of a protective program you know what i'm saying like she wanted protection from her boyfriend well she's gonna get it she's gonna be behind a bunch of bars in a concrete building where police are there with guns according to authority smith called officers to her home in the roundup drive aerial round five a m saturday she said her boyfriend owed her money so she went into his vehicle and she took his bag of marijuana which measured about 28 grams i don't know if that was enough to compensate her for the money or not the woman then got worried and told deputies she was afraid her boyfriend would come after her instead cops took smith to jail on the felony marijuana charge now i don't understand the logic here she could have easily just said i was owed money by my boyfriend and i stole money from him i need protection like have a little sense i mean good golly what a straight up idiot woman don't tell on yourself for the drugs lady say you stole money or something smith was arrested last year for d ui failure to maintain lame no insurance coverage and suspended vehicle registration i like how i read that part like it's uh all the shit at the end of a commercial where they're telling you the side of us smith was arrested last year for d ui failure to oh shit i fucked it up i used to be so good at that oh i used to be able to read those things and one thing smith was arrested last year for d ui failure to maintain lain no insurance coverage and suspended vehicle registration the charges remain pending and her bond is on the case has been revoked in her request for her bombing i don't know i didn't read that part before i tried so there thank you thank you thank you very much all right well t-bone you know he earlier in the year he duped me was was at the april fools scandal here in the newsroom i don't remember exactly i think it might have been before april fools but t-bone has been i gotta say really coming in and making up for his mistake for his error really trying to get back on track and in the running for roach reporter of the year i gotta say he's been bringing some wildly wonderful stories to the table and this one is no difference an arkis all woman pleaded not guilty to charges she sold stolen body parts from a medical school uh and its corpses for 11 000 dollars she sold them to a man in pennsylvania who she met on social media now that's a lot to chew uh i mean figuratively of course stolen body parts from a medical school corpse or corpses for 11 000 dollars now how do you i don't even know how much that shit costs how much you charge on our that costs me an arm and a leg get it hey 11 grand hey hey i mean how much is an arm and a leg that would be some stupid question that they would ask in the morning that's how they i should have teed this up how much for an arm and a leg well one pennsylvania man paid 11 grand after he met a woman on social media okay at his chappen scott 36 a former mortuary worker accused of selling 20 boxes of body parts to a man she met through a facebook group about oddities so you think this guy was like sick i'm buying human remains or was he like oh cool look at this oh you so you think he was in the no i mean look at him i'm gonna say probably he just looks like a guy that's like oh cool it's like an arm oh cool it's like uh it's this like it's like a replica of a human femur and i have it above my fireplace with my samurai sword i mean he's just uh that's a lot that's a lot of tattoos and i've seen people like this before though they try to make themselves half lizard or whatever yeah but see for i don't i feel like he's not just the collector type he's like i want to school because i had something to eat cereal out i'm also a kimono dragon so i like bones or whatever i identify as a kimono i bet he's got that split tongue you're a hack friend you're a hack two face lizard two face yeah for those who are listening at home this man has tattoos on half the side of his face he also did that whole thing with his eye where he either has a contact or dyed it black or something to make him look reptilian at least on half of his face what did he replace his teeth with grills i don't know what it is but i want the chrome metal teeth and then sharpen them to look like fangs here's my human school okay so there's a skull that is this one of the ones from the uh collection perhaps that looks like a snake or a gator that's not a human is it look at that that's not a human zoom in on that again that looks like what is that robbie look like you know that looks like half a head oh it looks like a head that's been sawed in half yeah looks like a head him oh half a head yeah it looked like the skull from alien to me you know he's so happy too he doesn't have all his tattoos there he just looks like an old man no i think it just is like he does look like a whole thing kind of i think you just can't see it joshy looks extremely creepy i'm sure he looks creepy i didn't say that i just mean he doesn't have green well i can't maybe he's showing me the human side of his face yeah you're seeing the harvey dent side he's hiding the two faces looking at harvey dent uh scott pleaded not guilty to 12 counts including conspiracy to commit male fraud uh this woman that's male fraud conspiracy to commit wire fraud wire fraud conspiracy to commit uh interstate transportation of stolen property man they really wracked through her under the jail here the man who allegedly purchased the remains was not named in the federal indictment but he was identified as jeremy lee poly as we've seen up here on the screen scott worked at the arkansas central mortuary services a funeral home and part of her job included transporting cremating and embalming remains once you're it's your job i mean this is like this woman was basically given out free fries from mcdonald's you know what i'm saying she was just like i worked at mcdonald's for 20 years i give my kids fries all the time and they just they monitored her and racked her up for a grand lars and you charge at the end of the day they're like you've been giving out fries for 20 years according to the university of arkansas for medical sciences in little rock the funeral home is where the medical school sent remains of cadavers that had been donated for medical students to examine in october of 21 scott allegedly approached poly and began offering to sell him remains from the medical school that the mortuary needed to cremate in return just out of curiosity would you know anyone in the market for a fully intact embalmed brain and this guy's like would i oh my lord this is in a facebook message you folks think facebook messages are private they last for literally ever and actually they don't last forever because a girl one time sent me nudes and i was one day that i came across this girl again on facebook hadn't thought about her in oh i don't know seven years and i was like that girl used to send me pictures on facebook i went to the messenger all of them gone and it's not because she deleted them all of our conversation is gone so it's strange i feel like there's like a threshold so maybe in like maybe it's like uh debt after seven years it's just erased they're like oh no in the next nine months scott uh sold poly fetuses oh my lord well don't get up in arms republicans i'm sure they were dead ones and jars and stuff that were not killed they were already dead and they were doing research stuff but not this guy he just had them oh he's got brains he's got hearts lungs genitalia what do you do with those large pieces of skin and other body parts the indictment alleges the indictment claims that in one incident scott sold the remains of a fetus at a discount because he's not in great shape well yeah he's a dead fetus he's just like amazon's Jeffrey Dahmer he's just like order ship it straight to me yeah but he's not eating him necessarily i don't know he has a website guys oh pull it up please what's he's not in great shape he said about the dead fetus i would imagine not which i would like to know which one's in great shape is a one is there a dead fetus that has abs i mean what are we talking about here there are dead fetuses they died from natural causes and are now used for experimental reasons i don't imagine any of them are in great shape and another message from december 2nd 2021 the indictment said scott offered to sell poly two brains one with a skull cap and i don't imagine he means a hat like mine i'm sure he means the full top of the skull three hearts one cut two fake boobies why did they write boobies in the story where's this article from the new york post okay that makes sense why would they write boobies one large belly button piece of skin you could make that anything i mean you could just say you could cut off in your lobe and be like there's a belly button i wouldn't know one arm one huge piece of skin and one lung one huge piece of skin wolf this guy's nuts what pieces can you think oh yeah where did it come from like one piece of skin he's like i have one untethered scrotum one it sounds like a fucking shitty shopping list i'll take one taint and i'll have one butthole i mean two fake boobies three yeah three toes and two vague boobies please nipples removed that was all for sixteen hundred dollars chris steel jesus lord scott received a payment from poly through paypal and i'd imagine he probably judging by the rest of the just pure brashness of this entire story i'd imagine he wrote right in the paypal thing for loose body parts he's just putting the emojis up of each body part yeah arm leg arm sorry didn't have a uh two booby one so i put the old melons in their winky face scott collected ten thousand nine hundred and seventy five dollars and sixteen separate paypal transfers prosecutors argue that scott should remain behind bars until her trial assistant u.s. attorney bb bb this is a bunch of legal stuff i think that the facts underlying the indictment and in the indictment are uniquely egregious and unobjective or uh and objectionable and we believe there is going to be some significant public outcry as a result of this well yeah you're selling fetuses that's when people are going to get crazy i don't think they give us shit about like some homeless man's uh you know skull cap skull with his brain in it or whatever the hell do you think they use homelessness well who are these people these people are donated through i write on my license please use my body for science or something like that and then they use me or do you think these are like we got another dead hobo and they throw them in there it's it says here that she worked for funeral home right as part of her job was transporting cream-eating and embalming remains so probably when you're transporting them to the crematorium you can you know grab and grab an arm or a leg or something she wasn't siphoning these off from like you know grandma molly who was you know having a wake she was doing these to the ones that they were sending to the arkansas medical so like they didn't care when they got it they're like this one's missing its boobies but you know they're like well whenever we can use the rest of it so they didn't say anything they're like maybe it had a booby accident we don't know and uh they figured it out yeah so my point is like who like obviously she thought these are expendable people in terms of their post-mortem status no one's really uh you take an itali for their body parts and obviously they didn't you know nobody was taking inventory of like hey they're missing a heart uh so obviously these were the ones that were being sent to the medical studies place how do you get your body sent to medical studies remember that whole what was it the thing for the museum they were like prisoners of chinese of the body's exhibit prisoners yeah do you think that that's the same thing here so we've got some uh people that hey no one knows where they went uh no one's looking for me they're even know what i'm saying does this say how they got caught that's the thing i think it was through paypal and through the facebook he had 16 paypal transactions so yeah i think when you do when you do that many paypal stuffs paypal now i know this because uh there was a time in my life where i was committing credit card fraud against myself i was so poor i was sending from one paypal to another credit card money and then putting that in my bank account paypal sniffed it out pretty quick they're on top of things over there at paypal you can't fuck with paypal let me tell you let me tell you well jefferson nally former roach award winning reporter here on the josh potter show it sent this into josh potter show at gmail.com the headline reads white politician becomes lesbian woman of color now is this a story where we celebrate how wonderful uh and inclusive the world has become where this white politician because also i kind of want to become a lesbian woman of color i'm not gonna lie to you it could be kind of fun although i don't have feminine qualities so i don't know if i can let's see what this guy does a white republican councilman all right well that's raising a red flag it's a person in indiana has sparked outrage after jokingly declaring himself a lesbian woman of color well jokingly you can't do that is this him here oh my lord this guy looks like a real rascal look at him on the left he just looks like a guy that like you're like can you believe ryan is a fucking councilman i mean that guy used to fucking we used to pound beers in the car when we'd go over to so-and-so's house that doesn't even look like him though he looks way fatter as a woman yeah what not trying to weight shame i mean maybe he was like i gotta be sexier well maybe it's the authentic tits maybe it's the tits yeah it could just be a one of those uh the tits are making him look bigger i'm going to just stick with him since he did it jokingly delaware county councilman ryan web wrote that he considers himself an indian american woman well he also did now this is where he could really get canceled did he do brownface kind of looks like he got like uh he's got some bronze around there or something he says he's finally feeling comfortable sharing his true authentic self but many have not played into the farce now when he does this as a republican are the other republicans like hey see we're giving him a taste of their own medicine or are they like what the hell i mean we're supposed to be that made me laugh at that picture is that was that on purpose i just i thought i'm sorry is that what you thought of oh yeah i don't know that's like that made me laugh yeah it does look like that you guys won't dress me as a woman i'm like yeah it does look like that it is with a great relief that i announced that to everyone that i identify as a woman and not just any woman but a woman of color as well i guess this would make me a gay lesbian since i'm attracted to women he wrote in the post the announcement sparked outrage from people calling web pathetic and uh for his perceived mockery of the lgbt groups as well as marginalized groups his words not only embarrass himself but you the county council said charlie's jameson a transgender resident other members have now called him out for josh yes that is charlie's james jameson the woman with the white hair that's not him no correct yes this is this is no this is the transgender woman who is calling him out for her he's never he's not wearing any clothing or anything i was confused i thought maybe he was also the one who shot his clean off if that was the case because of the gun here yeah joi mato coming to the plate earlier in the broadcast i confused the gentleman who was jokingly say he was a trans woman of color upon seeing a picture i shamed the man made many jokes many many jokes oh one the count here is vato taking a swing at that curveball speaking of curveballs turns out the trans person in question in which i was discussing was an actual one and uh boy am i embarrassed there's oh to the count vato just swinging and missing the way i did myself there so i do have to apologize to charlie's jameson she is a beautiful voluptuous woman and uh my bad ryan web looks awful lot like her and there's vato with a liner down the center and ban him he's gonna get two on this one and yeah i'm just at a loss for words because boy oh boy do i have my foot in my mouth oh that was hilarious how much is drive thank god i'm giving you a round oh my god we both i mean did you know no i mean i pulled up a picture of the snail from monster z why would they think so mean why would they do that to pour charlie's putting them jucks opposed in that way that doesn't seem like a smart way to you know get us on board with what's going on here who i i think that was intentional this is the daily mail i think the daily mail do that intentionally i can't capture the photo come on guys they don't have one of ryan and his new uh outfit he doesn't have a new outfit he just he didn't even go to the lengths of no showing up dress it i even i even called out charlie's for her skin tone oh god charlie's identify as an indian woman because i then would call her problematic as well i don't think so it is her oh let's move on to another story here she has a 50 shades of gender podcast though we could check that out i'm not going to 50 shades of gender she's got at least the indian tone down i mean we're gonna just say that she's problematic in her bronzer if the world tries to come at me for this what the hell color is she trying to be areaon agrande much murder is the headline of the next story from t-bone like i said he's trying to uh sort of come back into the fold and i mean i think he's done it he's putting in the work he's putting in the manpower a 32 two-year-old houston woman has been accused of plowing her porsche into a man on a first date killing him oh my lord oh murder i do i'm hitting it a lot because i do love our new button from jane wild she made it last week if you missed the episode go back and check it out now this is interesting i've i've got some a story that's um is very delicate and kind of relates to this but let's get into what happened here the driver christina chambers was seen in a horrifying video slamming a blue porch 911 uh carrera into joe mcmillan 33 throwing him 30 feet into the air before crashing into a pole at about 2 30 a.m oh lord whoa did we see him not so late she hates him but i don't think we see him but it says she was stressing content i don't know if we could show this but i want to see it for sure i think she hits him before we see the video we just see her hit the pole okay you make it full screen yeah yeah one second sorry i thought i was gonna be like whoa but here yeah she is flying holy shit okay let's see what this says horrifying surveillance video obtained by k h o u oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my come on i thought it was for sure this is on the internet i thought it was her first date he was just on a first date oh yeah they really didn't uh so he's just on a first date did he protect the other woman let's see we had gone to karaoke at avant garden when we got out the taco truck was closed but he knew voodoo would be open told the woman who was with the gentleman he asked if i wanted to take my car i said well it's not that far we can walk fresh air oh you're having a final destination moment aren't you if only i said we should take an uber in tareno said they were strolling on the sidewalk when she noticed the fast moving sports car barreling toward them now i always wonder because i am blind would i hear a car like that like you know coming around the bend there and get out of the way i watch this thing on twitter where it says like it's like all these surveillance videos of people who almost died and it's like a car will like there'll be like a guy standing at a bus stop and a car will just start like barrel rolling down the street and like go over him and he's like whoa you know like it's one of those like if you were a step to the left you would have been gone so i feel like that's this only like in a bad way he asked if i wanted to take my car we already mentioned that it felt i felt something grays my hip i don't know whether it was the car grazing my hip or joe's foot as he flew by immediately i was like where's joe i don't know why shit like this makes me laugh oh it's it's not i'm horrified but boy oh boy involuntarily i just start giggling she said she called 911 in the dispatcher instructed her to perform CPR until the paramedics revived what if she didn't know how to do CPR he's like i don't know she's like uh trying to tell her over the phone he was so sweet he smiled throughout the entire date he was funny good taste in music he didn't deserve to go like that i like how she's just naming his hinge profile because that's all she knows about him she's like well he had good music he enjoyed uh going to new art museums uh she's pulling up the prompts so she can give a proper eulogy on k h o u poor thing and she she's like well we just met today so they're like you must be distraught and she's like well i'm sad that i saw a human being get hit by a car but didn't really know the guy you know what i mean she's gonna be seen going on a date like in two weeks and they're gonna be like how dare you do you have no remorse how callous chamber i hope that happens to me on a first date though if i die in a first date i god i pray that the woman says glowing things about me like that they're like think she's like thank god the car hit him i was about to drive my car into him wasn't golly chambers and her two passengers were injured in the wreck she was charged with intoxication manslaughter so not necessarily murder that is funny that they don't do murder when you're drunk because they're like well she was drunk she didn't mean to murder those people chambers blood alcohol content was nearly four times over the legal drinking limit according to court records cited by the houston chronicle there was a lot of alcohol in her system said kelly marshall a prosecutor with the harris county district attorney's office she added that investigators at the crash light founded trace found traces of suspected drugs possibly at a rolling cocaine insider purse well she should have taken those and she would have been drunk chambers told investigators that she drank a beer at 9 30 p.m. five hours later before the crash but nothing else after that she had one beer before the crash hilarious people are like yeah okay i mean why even make that up yeah she didn't say anything about coke she's like i was coke out of my mind i canceled it out i did way too much coke for that one beer on wednesday chambers made her first court appearance on the charge of intoxication manslaughter she was wheeled inside with her left arm and a sling and her right leg in a cast her defense attorney told the court that his client who broke her leg and clavicle was not guilty incited poor road conditions i think he's the actor the road was so bad your honor that her foot had to be on the gas pedal all the way to the to the ground the brakes didn't work terrible road conditions what a shitty shitty lawyer it's so bad your honor as you can see the road conditions were severely bad that every other car was able to avoid crashing into a pole this one not i mean she's going like 80 miles an hour to she had to maintain that high of a speed you see otherwise she would have sunk into the road it was made of quicksand and she had to skip along it like it was water your honor i implore you we are going to get all the evidence to discover uh in discovery and properly look ads at weather this was a crime or should just be a civil lawsuit told the defense attorney but prosecutors fired back that the suggestion at the suggestion that it should be a civil case was insulting for the family to sit in the room and hear that this is a civil case and that this is about money this is not about money this is about reportedly a crime being committed and the defendant was driving while intoxicated and killed their loved one or were you just i heard a gasp in the other room what were we looking at i was the very end of this oh well we'll get there yeah she uh uh these uh described chambers as unemployed how does she have a fucking Porsche instead her husband is the sole provider well there you go she lives with their husband of six years uh we're gonna go with zwan z sounds good to me all righty it's asian it was a portfolio manager in a 1.5 million dollar home the daily mail reported the judge ordered that chambers be held on a 50 000 bond well to that rich-ass husband that's like punk change barter from driving unless she gets a job that's pretty wild is she gonna get a job in the time before she is buried under the jail she adds that she must uh install a landline at her home to show that she is abiding by the conditions mcmullen's parents brother sister-in-law attended the hearing holding hands his grieving mother described her late son as a music lover and doting uncle sounds like she was reading the hinge profile too does anyone know anything about this time he just loves music this poor fucking guy don't say such in boronique i'll just know from the beyond from the afterlife that no one gave it should about me if you're like he likes sports as a mother with two adult sons you want them to find happiness in life lyn mcmullen's told the chronicle that seems weird he was he was on a date she's like i hope he would have got she asked the woman at the funeral would you have fucked him she said of course i didn't belong at coachella but but there we were she told the paper now what does this mean mcmullen said her son oh here we go about the music again good god is there anything else about this guy mcmullen said her son loved live music so much that he found time around his two jobs the sea shows adding that she accompanied him to coachella in california back in 2012 now that was when coachella was i mean i don't fucking know what am i talking about i didn't belong at coachella but there we were she told the paper mcmullen's sister-in-law anna mcmullen suggested that he likely would have become friends with the woman had the date not worked out what a fucking come kill me again just fucking dig my corpse up and shoot it in the face because what a fucking slight i would i would want to as a ghost slap my sister-in-law for saying that there probably would have been friends oh would we i bet i fucked her brains out you stupid bitch most of his dates turn into friendship she said what a dumb whore i hate this lady fuck you you stupid bitch in the the guy's dead you're gonna shit all over him like that y'all lee idiot woman hate you what a bitch i've had triggered me that fucking triggered me i gotta say folks oh boy what a place to end thank you for that story was that our boy Jefferson nally i think i said it was yes well if you have a story you'd like to send in a josh podge to him oh t-bone my bed yes Jefferson nally was earlier thank you to Luke ruts thank you to all the roach reporters on this final wednesday josh potter show at gmail.com is where you can send in your roach reportings please to be doing so and other than that this week synco de mayo and also the sace of may we will be doing shows at mic drop comedy club in chandler arazona by we i mean me with the great chase o' donnel we're going down together we plan on partying for syncodemayo i think i convinced chase to do mushrooms that's gonna be wild not during the show or anything like that but we're gonna have a pretty good time let's just put it that way and we'd love for you to join us so come on out chandler arazona mic drop comedy club may fifth and sixth beyond that the following weekend i'll be with any letterman she's headlining the rally and proven i'm gonna go with her because we haven't hung out together one-on-one in quite some time and it will be a nice bonding trip so that'll be a good time she's gonna be here next week as well on the program but other than that i'm trying to remember the other dates june first pakipc New York laugh it up comedy club in june second and third seratoga springs at the comedy works there and seratoga springs new york all those tickets are on sale now at j underscore potter on twitter at josh underscore potter on instagram buy them up or simply just by googling you can find them but those are the only ones on sale now we got dates in the fall already accumulating i'm hoping to get some summer dates as well so i will let you know immediately other than that keep liking rating reviewing subscribing all of the things i appreciated a great deal i love all of the roaches so very much and i hope i see you next week and thank you by the way to rob to allux to kirsten to my left wonderful episode we'll see you next wednesday right here on the josh 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