136 - The Glen-Word Tape w/ Annie Lederman - The Josh Potter Show

Oh boy! We are back inside the Roach Motel once again for the Josh Potter show. Tis I, Josh Potter want to thank everybody who came to Chandler, Arizona. Oh my lord, what a relaxing, fun weekend. Thank you, Chase O'Donnell for coming out with me. I'm going to be on her podcast on Thursday, tomorrow. So check that out. Other than that, next up, Pekipsey, New York and Saratoga Springs, New York, June 1st, 2nd and 3rd, respectively. Get the tickets up on my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter or on my Twitter at J underscore Potter and more immediately than that's this weekend. On Friday and Saturday, I'm with this person here. It's Annie other men's folks. Taylor Hans. Oh, I was in trouble in middle school. I look just like that handsome brother. Come to Raleigh guys. Raleigh Improv. Did I say where it was? It's the Raleigh Improv. It's the Raleigh Improv. We're going to have such a good time. It's so fun. Yes, I'll be, I miss going on the road with you. I know it's really like unacceptable when you're not there. Two like fun weekends in a row with people that I love, so this will be wonderful. My Zen. I wrote some new jokes. Oh, I'm excited. We're coming alive folks. Oh, new jokes is everything. Yes, it makes me feel wonderful. But other than that, rate, review, subscribe, all that kind of thing on the, you know, the audio and the video and all that. Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send things in. I hope we get to some stories today. I don't know. I dare you. We have a poor record of it. We have to get to one and I will. Josh, where are the shirts over? Are the king and queen of like powering through stores at the exact same time? Yeah, Todd, who is Annie's boyfriend and my very good friend, he has said many times that Annie and Josh can talk at the same time and somehow hear everything the other one says. You really bring out like the twin in me. Like I'm like able to be in such sync. Like I feel like we were in an amniotic fluid together at some point. It is strange. And we have to like remember that other people are listening sometimes. So you have to be like, okay, Annie's telling it this part. Right. And then sometimes I really need you. I'm like, no, no, I need. And I'd be like, wait, hold on. And then you have to go wait. Wait, wait, wait. No, I do feel like maybe because we're both incubator babies too. Maybe that's what it is. We're a little more in tune with each other because we had to respond with the other incubator babies like in sonar or something. Like we were all in the cages together. You were at the locating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff, you still over there? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. And you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like that right through their brains. Who are you asking? Rob's about to have a baby. Did you read about that? Oh, yeah. They all have psychic powers. That's what they say, right? Yeah. Okay. You know how many are you going to look like you? By the way, you're a woman and you have you told me you have psychic powers? Did I? Have you said that though? No. Okay. Because multiple women in my life that I've come across have been like confided me like in a moment, like they'll pull me aside and be like, I think I'm psychic. I just had to do that to me where they're like, I have psychic powers. Like, they say it so bashfully. They're like, no, they go. I have a name. They've, I hear the name Paul and I go, Paul. I'm like, like, I'll go through my phone. Like, do I have any Paul's in my life? I'm like, my last landlord, they tried to like bang me was named Paul. I'm stuck in the court. I'm like, I don't know. They're like, there's a Paul in your future or in your path. I'm like, and then they're like, no, someone in your family. I'm like, no, there's no Paul's. I guess I should call my mom and ask about a Paul. Like it starts to get like that. My name Paul's was my nursery school. I don't know. It's like medical history. You're like, I'm sure it's there somewhere, but I don't know about it. Paul was like a weird swing. Is that that comment of a name? Well, yeah, no, I mean, these women, both of them, it's been too very close in proximity to one another in terms of time. And they've both said, I've known when people are going to die. I don't like that. So you predicted, so you made someone die. You put energy into the world. Well, it's like they, here's the thing. It's like when someone dies, I can understand like having sort of like this. Like you go, I was just thinking about that person or something like that, but to be like, I'm psychic, but yeah, that's great. I had a girl that lived next to me. Were you friends with me during the psychic neighbor? I think we started just hanging out. I had a psychic neighbor debacle. Listen, I have a, I have my guilt. My guiltiest quality is that I, because I like to talk so much, it sometimes doesn't matter who I'm talking at. Yes, you do. And then you bring people into your. I collect. Yes. Bring people into your orbit and then they're all the sudden trapped in it. Then they start talking or you are trapped in it, I should say. They don't even realize they're like, well, because then they start to like exist as like a full being and I'm like, your body, you're the person I talk at. And I know that's horrible. I'm not saying it's a good quality, but I pick people that are crazy because the only people who will listen to someone talk nonstop without, they're crazy people. Yes, exactly. But I look at them, I go, my, this person should have good listener. They're so amazing. And then like, oh no, they were waiting. And then Annie's like, Stephanie's cool. And you're like, no, get her out of here. I always, I'll even warn Josh, I'll be like, you're going to hate this person. Yeah. He's like, if I'm going to hate them, why are they here? I'm like, because of my body problem, I need body. Oh, because I started talking to them for five minutes and then now I know everything about their lives. And you're like, wow, I know I do. I like get in with these people. But anyway, so this, the, when I lived in this one apartment, there was this like dreaded psychic girl who wasn't paying a rent, she was basically the homeless person squatting. She would do her tarot cards, tarot cards from me all the time, which is fun. It is fun to get your like cards. They're like, okay, this is fun. Like, you know, I was like in a weird relationship. So she'd be like, oh, it's because he's this, you know, like, and you believe some of these things when you say when it goes the way you want it to. And it relieves your anxiety. You believe it. Why don't it contributes to it? You go, this is bullshit. But she started to say things like, I am, she'd go, I am, I know I'm going to die in a fiery car crash one day. And I was like, don't say that. Ew. And she's like, you need to trust my powers. Don't tell me, I know it's going to happen. She's like fighting for this fiery death of yours or hers. Oh my God. It's like, you can just make that happen. But I was just like, I was like, I don't know. I don't like that. I think that's like negative. I don't think you should think that. And she was like, how dare you doubt my powers? And I'm like, all right. She's like, you're a bad friend. I'm like, all right, bitch, I hope you raw. I hope you fucking burning orbs. I hope you die in a twisted metal of all of you. I hope you're a pile of ashes, bitch. I'm sorry. Is that good? But that's the thing. She's like, I'm going to die in a fiery car crash. It's like, yeah, because you can just careen off the road into a, into a can. Yeah, you are the one controlling that situation. Yeah, you can at least control it if you want to. I will also say this. I have cursed so many times and it's we are at seven for you. That's a cursing isn't the issue. What is it? Make sure I don't do a joke about pedophiles or war crimes or. So you're listing the things we're not supposed to be talking about right now? Yeah, no, I'm doing a YouTube service here on the Josh Potter show. We don't discuss pedophilia war crimes or any other heinous things within the first 10 minutes of the program, but it is an adult show and it's listed on the on there is above 18, right? Then you can say fuck and shit. We're all adults here. We can. I mean, at this point, um, you had a couple of bones to pick with me though upon arrival. Well, you said a lot of sorry Josh. I've been here for about four minutes. Josh has said sorry about 300 times. I tend to say sorry a lot, not my most becoming quality, but I like working on it because saying too many sorry's actually takes away of the value of the sorry. So I'm sorry for all the sorry. I feel like that's also being hard on yourself too. It's like you're like beating yourself up for that. I don't, you've never done anything to me that you need to say sorry for ever and I have friendship ever except one thing and you apologize on the way in. You gave me one, your first real good. Sorry. You apologize for that dog. Oh, the dog. There's a dog in our, uh, in our green room area. Can someone get the dog? I need to show the dog. It's so scary. It's so frightening. It's so it's a it's a stuffed animal, but it's very literally three women I've had as guests since the dog has arrived and all of them have been frightened by the dog and me. I walk and I go, oh, well, yeah, and it's big. So it's sitting on a chair and you turn the corner and it's like there and you go, oh, lord, and it's a Dalmatian, notoriously the most vicious of dogs. Are they? I mean, am I wrong? I think they kill children. Oh, because they're firehouse dog. I was don't do that. Don't that upset you? I don't like horse play. What happened to you? Who touched you in that incubator? No, I just never did. Somebody somebody. Put it aside. Somebody did it on the incubator. I'm sure they did. I love that horse. I mean, that dog, but the dog's eyes are so, um, it's so. You're singing evil. They're black. And but the thing that's scary about the dog is it's not that I think it's gonna be violent towards me. It's that it looks like it's in distress because it's looking at you, but it's not moving. So then like my wanting to save a dog. That's what you feel. It's like a Rorschach test of lack of a proper emotions and how to regulate them because when I see it, I go, I'm scared. Well, you just thought you see like an image. I want to talk about your level of blindness. Yes. Oh, yeah, you were going to mention that. Because I never know how blind you are. And then I feel like you get like offended when I think you're too blind. But then times come where I go, is this you're really this fucking what? I'm not offended. I just sometimes I go, yeah, I got, I mean, like I am a functioning independent human being. So I've gotten to a certain point in my, I mean, I'm 37 years old and I've had blindness basically since two. So it's like, there are certain things where it's like, yes, I see that stairs. You know what I'm saying? Or like, oh, yes, the door we're walking through. I've got it. Thank you. Like those things I get a little like, yeah. That's just people caring about you. And I know what you thought on the stairs. But if I was alone, there would be no one there to be like, there's a stair there. I figure it out. You know what I mean? I haven't fallen down a many a stair in my day. I'm very deliberate with my footsteps. But anyhow, there are times that you've seen me be. We were at, we went to a strip club with Whitney Cummings. Yes. It was so fun. I was on mushrooms. Don't go to stroke club on mushrooms, by the way. Oh, I had mushrooms this weekend. It's not the right. It's the right weekend of mine. What can you, do you think you would have liked being on mushrooms at this strip club? Oh, no, no, no. I didn't like being on alcohol strip club. Yes, it was the wrong thing. I didn't know what to do. I kept like, I was like. I didn't like being drunk at that. I was, I wanted to hand them. I was like handing them when I was like, can I hand it to you? Like I didn't want to, it felt so insane for me to throw. Well, that's the thing. I always feel, I don't like demeaning this. No, of course. I don't like, I want the strippers to be like. So happy and healthy and. My vibe with strippers, excuse me, I love strippers. I dated a couple. My thing with them was always like, I like watching them from afar and then after their shift, they're like, all right, let's get out of here. That's my favorite. That's what I've. You like cleaning that, uh, well, they have to clean in that lunch box afterwards. I don't care about that. I mean, like it's like they get the all these dudes monies and we go like. We call you the custodian because you're always cleaning up the mop and up the mess at the end. It's not like they're like fucking dudes. Yeah. Who cares? They take a shower. They're like, oh, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, okay. They're like, okay. It's like drying. Yeah, they're not wearing a dress. They're not wearing like a dress during it, but I will say that. Well, hold on. I'm sorry. So when I go to a strip club, I don't like throwing the money either. And that night, I remember Whitney gave us all Whitney open a bricks of one. She opened a case of money and she gave us like wads of one and what I did. So I had it. I'm like, I'm not going to do. I'm like, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. 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It's not for you. It's like for me. Like it makes me sad that you saw like an expansion of space and I just saw that it was just a wall and there was nothing there. The comedy store, you know the belly room upstairs. So you go upstairs in the belly room, right? To the left there are stairs that take you up to bathrooms and some seating in like a balcony sense on the left. On the right is a mirror. And one day and I had never... And this is like I have gone to the comedy store a lot. And this is like not that long ago. I was sitting in the balcony section and I looked across and I saw people going up the stairs and going to the bathroom. I go, there's another balcony over there. I said that to somebody and they go, what? And I go, I didn't realize there was a balcony on the other side. They go, Josh, it's mirrors. I'd love to take you to a mirror maze and just... Oh, that's... That would be how like that would be my saw movie. That's how they like he'd be like, you want to play your game. You'd be believing. You'd just be believing. You'd just broken nose. Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by the fine folks over at Rocket Money in Boyle Boy did. They really saved my bacon here in the calendar year of 2023. Since I've been using Rocket Money, I can't tell you how many subscriptions I just waxed off of my phone that I didn't even realize I was paying for. In fact, over 80% of people are paying for subscriptions they've completely forgotten about. So don't think you're above it out there. If you don't know where your paycheck is going each month, you need Rocket Money. And maybe you know where your paycheck's going, but you don't even realize there's like little couple of bucks here, a couple of bucks there. You should just even inquire with Rocket Money to see what you've let slip through the cracks. 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Let's do it. We have to do it. All right. I'm gonna be a good girl. I don't know what is... I don't know what is... Listen, there's an Adderall. There's an Adderall shortage. I'm a chatty, chatty, chatty, chatty, 80D baby girl. Yeah, but you can chat about this then because this is like, I swear to God, I got sent this maybe a thousand times because people just are starting the roaches are starting to know the show so well that even non-roach reporters, not even the frequent ones, were like, this is and tagged me in it so many times. So we have to get to it. It's in the sports section. Here we go. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. So this is... I love it so cute. I've never heard your segments. I've never gotten them. You never really did. We never... I've never gotten them this far. Annie came on the first time and I was still like, I don't know, we were at the Honey Dew studios, the Nightpan studios and I was still like getting my bearings and you just came in and I was like, we're just gonna talk like it's a phone call. It's like, I don't wanna have to fucking... And then the second time you came on was my surgery recap. So it was like, you know, all about that. A special episode if you will. Yeah, thank you. So this is the clip that everyone sent me. It is the from the Oakland Athletics broadcast and one of these... The guy with the beard there is Dallas Brayden who I'm actually a very big fan of. He actually like was a dude that I listened to his podcast and he taught me about baseball basically when he had a podcast with Jared Karabas. The other guy is... Where did I put? Let's see what... I can't remember his fucking name now. Do you guys know his name? Glenn Kipper? Glenn? I don't know how to pronounce his last name. I was trying to figure that. I know his name was Glenn. It's... Yeah, Glenn Kipper. Yeah, Glenn Kipper. So well, Glenn, this broadcasting I've listened to them many times. They go together all the time. They go together. They are the broadcast team for the Oakland Athletics. So if you're watching... NBC Sports, my brother works for NBC Sports. Yes, he does. Check out Max. So yes, like your brother works for the Celtics broadcast, right? So they work for the Oakland Athletics. And so I've listened to them many times. And I always liked this duo. And they came on the air and they said, they're in Kansas City and... I don't know why everything crazy happens in Kansas City, but... Kansas City is so fun. I love Kansas City. They came on the air and they described the day they were having and what they did and let's see what happened. We had a phenomenal day today. League Museum and Arthur Bryan's Barbie. Did you just have a heart attack? You just grabbed me like a plane was going down. You just saw a guy get shot in the face. You did career-wise basically see a guy get shot in the face. I'm in... You don't know what he was meaning to say probably. I can't imagine what he's doing. Well, there is a baseball... There is a... Right? So out of context, you can't imagine, right? So there is a... In Kansas City, there used to be the Negro League. And I know saying that. Here's the thing about that. That's what it's called. And it's referred to as the Negro League. And on Major League Baseball, the show, the video game by EA Sports, you can play Negro League mode. I'm all alone. I don't like saying that. Really? If someone doesn't like saying, he said it quite a few times. Well, I'm saying it because it's... Getting it out of your system. It's like, no, no, no. It's not even getting... No, it's too hard. I'm saying it to me. I don't want to say it, but I have to. I'm making a point because that's what the establishments are called. So behind their back, they say... Look at it. They call it something else. No, no, no, they call it that. So he... And I'm not... And I can't believe it. And I can't believe it. It's a real leap to be like he just mispronounced... We've all been on a live on Instagram and someone's gone and said, happy birthday to Nick G-U-R-R, right? Yeah, yeah. You've all fallen for the old Nick G. Okay. And then you go, ah, shit. And you go, ah, I'm canceling this one. I'm getting good at figuring that out because people used to do that to you back in the radio days when you'd read text messages and stuff like that. And we fell for it, we didn't fall for it, but we would see it and we'd go, actually what they're doing there. So now in a live chat, it's a little more fluid, but I've gotten pretty good at it. But my point is, I don't like... I was trying to do a joke about this not too long ago where I was like, I don't like that they call it that. I think it should be called anything else. I don't know why that word is still... Is that one other thing? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything but one other thing. Listen, I call it spade a spade. Oh, wait, I don't want to say that. But here to this poor guy, I mean, so what I go, did he slip up? Obviously, that's what it's called. So it's an N and a G, but it's a weird Freudian slip there. Glenn, right? His name's Glenn. It's a weird Freudian slip, don't you think? And then he talked about barbecue after and my one friend pointed out he goes, well, he could have really doubled down and been like, and I got some barbecue. You get what I'm saying? But can we watch it again? Yes. Did he mean to say what he said? Obviously not. It was a Freudian. He meant to say he went to the Negro League Museum. I think Dallas Braden is one of these guys that's like, I think he noticed, but was like, because Glenn didn't notice they eventually do an on-air apology. But it didn't... We had a phenomenal day today. The League Museum and Arthur Bryan's Barbecue. Arthur Bryan's Barbecue. Great advertisement for Arthur Bryan's Barbecue. Boy, oh boy, if you're in the Kansas City area, make sure you get down to Arthur Bryan's Barbecue. You can get some food there. That's what this guy I think was getting to. That's what my buddy goes. He didn't say that. You know? He just talked about the barbecues. Can I just say though that this is where this is more incriminating than him not reacting and his eyes were closed. What happened? You're not going to do like a jolt of shock. The fact that he's not shocked by that word means that's what they call it when they're not on air. Well, that's what they call it when they're not on air. That's what I was... 100% because he didn't even notice it was the wrong thing. That's my where like my... If I were to have more evil premonitions about things, I would say that they just had a conversation where they were making jokes about that off the air and then he slipped it on the air. Wouldn't that make him shocked more if they were literally like if that's what they called it and he heard it all the time? I think he's so used to it. I also think like they're on a broadcast and he's probably thinking about what he's about to say next so he's just nodding along and then he'll... Trust me, I've been like on the air with somebody where you're hosting something and they're doing their spiel and you're just getting ready to say what you're going to say and you kind of half hear them and again it's called the Negro League Museum. It's already... A little close enough where it's like he could be like did he just... I thought he just said... I'm going to send you guys... Can I send you guys something that you can put up here or YouTube thing? Okay. Because I had a weird n-word thing but I want you to see it. You want to incriminate yourself? No, no, it's not incriminating because it's not that but I want to show you guys it. It's the wildest thing that's ever happened on live television for me. You were on what show? It was on morning news. Yeah like okay as I'm saying this guy's like you're not going to click off now and hear what I said like you have to watch the video. You can't go like oh wait just a minute. I never have said it so nice try but so no clicking. No clipping. No clipping. Yeah. Okay. Morning. It's morning. I'm going to find it. You find it. Because I have been fine. I wanted to like show it because it's so funny. It's like so crazy what happened. It's such a like unfortunate mixing up of things but I didn't say the word. While you're finding it I want to read this email because the person a roach came to my Chandler shows. He said awesome show in Chandler. Ben a fan since you were in Titcups. Thank you. We love Stumpboy. Yes. Annie loves Stumpboy Josh. Stumpboy comes out. Stumpboy comes out. He does. If there's three I would say three pretty girls asking at once Stumpboy comes out. I know it's got a. They were really pretty. They were really those were some top top babes. I mean and if there's like some would say the topest of yeah they were pretty much I had to do it because yeah I mean they were so pretty. It was so good. You and Chase put on a killer show on the way home from the show. We came across this video of a dude rolling a blunt with his feet. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Now this is in the news story necessarily. They didn't put the person's name in here when they printed the email. I want to give them credit. Can we pull up that video? Do you ever do anything with you seem like a person who could do things with their feet and I'm not saying that in a sexual way obviously. I yeah I think my toes are. Capable of what rolling a blunt or other thing. Like what if you had to if you had a gun to your head and you had to do something like a cat. I would have to practice this because there's muscles this person's using like they obviously mess with their feet a lot like this is something they like worked on. This wasn't the first shot you know. Well yeah no it's something they've practiced that. But I think no I think I have like faith in my feet that I could. Should I send it to your email Alex? Yeah. Okay. This is this was a Delia in Jordan who came to the show by the way the dude. Chris Delia? No it's a first name Delia Millie. He's not doing well he's going to he's going to comic shows to watch. Can you imagine if I showed up at my Chandler show. Hey man like any comic of any comedian was just sitting in your show when you'd be so weirded out like what's going on every community. Yeah if they just showed up that's like literally anyone really I mean I will because they'll be in town the next night or something like that so it's like oh wow and then you get so weirdly self-conscious afterwards because you're like I hope they thought it was funny and they don't tell everyone I was a fucking hack. So you sent it to his email here it is their guy rolling the joint by the way or the blunt. It's not a blunt it seems to be a joint. I don't think I could roll I can't roll anything with my hands but as a blind guy I think I should get really skilled with my feet as well so once I do go blind I'll have not only my hands but my feet a real Doc Ock situation you know being blind and then like I can just feel around better. Who's Doc Ock? Doc Ock is a spider man guy. I do not know by the way. I know I'm actually shocked. Can I just tell you this is what I love about you. You are not a comic book nerd and you are not a foodie. No. For you Josh food is like not a thought. No not at all. It is and I'm like we would be so I would not be good on the road if you were a food person because I would just be drowning myself in food if you if you were. Well the times that we've had food have been intense. Well no I'm saying like oh my god when I I woke up with a sandwich in my hand because I cannot stop talking to you. Well because it would be like 3am and we'd be like let's get food and I remember one time we were on the road it was so late and we were it's just when you smoked weed still and so I was smoking up a you know when I'm hanging out with people I smoke a lot of weed and so I got Annie into like other galaxies and many a time and you and sickler I was like I'd have no voice for two weeks. How like I can't but I we ordered a full on Italian meal at like 3am and thank the Lord it canceled because we were going to eat bolognese saw set fucking four in the morning I mean good so then we just got sandwiches. The gird. Yeah it would have the gird the gird that could have been okay this is the so this was when I was in the Ozarks I was doing a gig and you know before you go on live TV they're like don't curse don't like and so am I like don't say anything bad don't say anything like you know. Sure you're reminding yourself right you know when I say when they tell me that they go to home curse I'm like I'm a broadcaster I get it you still fucking. And then you curse don't tell someone fucking alright so just you know. Joining us now is comedian and podcast host Annie Letterman thanks for being here Annie how are you. I'm doing great. I thought I was going to be here with the hotter version of myself what's going on here telling you. Did she. I didn't work down in the bathroom I started doing something. Pause it real quick. I love your style of hearing. Maybe we got to get a bigger television at some point I thought you were in the middle. Okay that's not the televisions problem. Why. That's you. I'm just kidding. I'm on the side it doesn't you don't need to. You know I've realized I go because I thought that for a second that the woman was the host on the left I go did she dress like you. I'm purpose. Yeah. But that is what I was she looked like I felt she yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Okay. I know your job suit. I'm happy with the whole thing these are I mean have you gotten skims yet. I've not I've never had a chance. No. Well I mean I'm in Hollywood to Missouri. That's right to spring. We need that. Yes. We can make fun of it today. We're not attacking my California. Hey have you ever been told it would have been a good time. Wait wait wait wait. I'm sorry go back. It's right when it's happening. Go back go back go back go back. That's right the moment. I'm so sorry go back go back before you she makes that no no no right there. Pause it. I wanted to say good time for a pedophile joke there but the Hollywood thing. We are gonna. I've just been on stage like it's all pedophile. Like yeah yeah yeah. I did not be like sorry I'm like joke threat pedophiles I live. All right go ahead. Well I'm not in Hollywood to Missouri. That's right to spring. We need that. We can make fun of it today. We're not attacking my California. Hey have you ever been told that you look like Scarlett Johansson. Well after her nudes leaked a little less but. So they're scared I said. Are you scared that I said the N word. Look at them. Look at them. I'm being appropriate here. I just hung out with kids in the background it was so far. Look at the look at the woman's face. Can you zoom in. She said are you scared I said the N words. I just didn't want to say nudes again. I know. And then they're just the one was like. That's so funny. And then you said because you said N word that's basically saying. The N word. Yeah. It's like you just saying the term and and they freak they're like. So like we have to come up with even safer thing and I think it should be all mister John Otto the inner city blacks. We should replace. I mean we have to go another tier lower because N word is to. I because they were triggered by new like they it was silent like everyone was like. Oh my god. She said nude. I know yeah they were like. In what's so funny in local broadcast when you say something not like a curse word it's not like you said nudes you just referenced nudes right and even that through them. They're like it's like they were on an airplane crash just like they're like they don't know what to do it's fight or flight and the air they all of a sudden the lights become brighter and hotter and then they realize they were already in hell it got so much worse and then yeah you said that you said that and they're like. If you can see her face now a real a real professional could just be like really move on from that because it is so innocuous and funny like it's like oh she's a comedian. I don't even have to as if I was them I would be like I don't even have to say. Anything more to allude to that in any way I can just move forward and she got the laugh. So now try to look at the woman in the middle if you can see I don't know if you can see her facial expression they'll enhance in post but it's her face is like I'm fired. I'm fired now do they how do they go how does it continue can we see the rest well or did you stop it there. No it doesn't end there. Can we just see a little bit more because I want to see how they recover. Go back to the reference of the word there I just don't want to say that even just saying N word over and over again is. Well after her nudes leaked a little less but. Did the crew laugh. I'm scared that I said the N word. Look at me being like oh shit look at the crew laugh there. I like how both times you're like wacka wacka. And then this guy over here he's like I'll land this plane. Now what can people expect from your show and you're like more of that. Okay let's see what you just. I just hang out with kids in the background it was so far. You did. You are. You are. You did. You did. You did. You did. You did it a little bit about what we can expect from your show. The show is going to be so fun. Look at her still smile. I heard it off. We don't need to watch anymore. I like how this guy's like I also have this dream that they have ear pieces on and their producers like get her back on track. Like he's freaking out. Like there's always that one producer who thinks like I'm the puppet master and then with a daffy lady like that he could probably really run rough shot over her and he's like you're never going to work in a top 50 market if you keep doing shit like this you stupid bitch and he's like yelling at her. I mean I've seen it a thousand times. Let's just say they didn't make it to the show. Glenn got suspended and because on this program we talked quite I mean one of the pillars of this program was Tom Breneman who notoriously said a different slur on the air his was more deliberate but he was caught on a hot mic. He was fired for his thing and people are wondering if there will be a firing and I'm not calling for one in one way or another. I'm just people are speculating. Will Glenn be back on the broadcast? It is bad. No matter how you slice it and if it's one of those things where it's like I would blame having a stroke or something I'd go to the like the doctor and be like how the hell did I let that word come out on a broadcast I need to have my brain scanned like I would really like and then I would bow out I go obviously I can't be trusted to be a broadcaster if that word just emanated from my body I've never said it in any context before even when I rap I say person. Oh my my brother my twin brother has Tourette's he doesn't have the say the onward type of Tourette's thank God but he said that he like what he understands of it is like they're like when people do have that sort of tick where they say it yes it's because they know it's they're not supposed to say it okay so it's like the weight of not supposed to say it but that's not what was happening here no it slid out of his he could have been saying butter he could have been saying like it was like he said it so smoothly that the guy didn't even open his eyes but again it's still like and this is why he said that word a lot I'm championing them changing the name of that league I don't I think that's a good I think that were is that word not like I feel like I don't like that in Spanish it's Negro I don't like it I don't either I don't like that appropriate I don't like the country that's even got the one G I don't want to even be anywhere near that those the collection of letters but do you see how long together anyway but do you see how when I said N word that I saw immediate and everyone felt it like how did nobody feel that they I'm sure they here's the thing I'm sure they did but when you are I'm a brock the whole you're trained to move forward and this has gotten people in trouble because I know in an instance where like a guy said something that was like racially sensitive on a broadcast and the and his partner just plowed ahead didn't acknowledge it and he got fired also because he didn't condemn the man in the moment and that's kind of weird because in broadcasting you're trained to like if something happens if there's a curse if there's a slip up if there's something you plow forward so that it moves on because if you just draw attention to it it makes it worse do you remember the famous mix up broadcaster blooper where it was like the the news anchor it's a woman and she was like so and so just climbed Mount Everest and he's gay blind well because she's read a reading a prompter was that a prompter miss up where they said he's gay well in the prompter they could type things and if you're just a robot you will read it let's see if this is a prompter I always think they were talking about how these games here's the thing local news you are on autopilot you have a a prompter and they're typing the stories into it you also have the copy in front of you as you can see and if the prompter goes down you go to the copy but if the copy reads it and you're just reading it they could do me I read these fucking things I barely read them before I get them prepped and then I read them on the air and if they put like this man who climbed Mount Everest is gay I would read it and then I go not gay blind what the hell you know what I mean like it just would be the case you guys could really fuck with don't say don't say her co-host name you might mess it up yeah change your name dog in a appropriate name yeah if you Cynthia goes let's go back to my partner Craig beep beep Julio all right let's watch the break we're gonna interview Eric why had mayor who climbed the highest mountain in the world Mount Everest but he's gay excuse me he's lying so we'll hear about that like okay so my take on this has always been before those cameras were rolling they were like this gay ass blind guy like they were like this guy is a flamer you know and then they went on it was just like in her head you know that's what I was thinking I I wonder if the man is gay and they were like talking about the fact that he so they're going and he's gay like they should maybe there was the the word gay was earlier the story they should have been like a gay man climb Mount Everest first game and a climb on this was cast the time he looks a little gay I don't know he's manicured he's well man occurred he was basically outed on Fox News 7 is personal life yeah that'll tell us if he's married or anything yeah wow he's got a long Wikipedia for climbing Mount Everest he was assassinated his character was assassinated what oh you mean on the air that's not that's the thing that's so funny is like he what if you like sued for defamation it's like so what if you're gay like that's like every sitcom in the 90s too that would make every joke about like he's gay and you're like you're supposed to laugh at that I was just thinking about that the other day but is he gay is what we need to find out or did she just say it yeah exactly but she caught it the way I said the n-word accidentally what I said n-word actually yeah what do you yeah yeah yeah yeah don't oh we have we have some information here apparently the previous the the story on the news that was just prior was about a gay rights protest oh okay so that's why she had an interbrain they just did a gay rights protest and what are the chances he'd also be gay to gay segments in a row no he's not gay he she was here's the other thing like this is blind guys can be gay what market is there's nothing gay about being blind when you're blind you could you're pretty much just you could buy you're just by cuz you don't know what's going on time wants to make a porno and I go blind where I just like have to guess we're no they where they go Josh she has huge tits and then I'm like I also got her tits and then it's just a dick and I'm like this doesn't feel like tits and if you go ahead with that it's really a shame on you know it's just that I'm not going to I mean if my career goes down the tubes he'll shoot it stunt guy yeah that'll be my last that'll be my magnum opus and then I'll just have you ever met a blind stunt man but here's what market was that doesn't say that was Albuquerque it was an Albuquerque so I think Albuquerque is like I don't know I'm gonna guess type in media market Albuquerque number and I'm gonna guess that it's market number 82 well I lived in Santa Fe when this happened so Albuquerque that might be bigger that was my news I would watch that would be the news you watched yeah and then I knew that that was my girl and then also do you remember when the guy was like we're looking for a murder and rape suspect and the it was a black newscaster in them and it was a sketch of the guy and looked exactly like him that was also Albuquerque that was my guy while that is a hotbed for a weird new spaghetti that's for Josh what did you guess 82 it's number 48 wow it's in the top but that's for Albuquerque Santa Fe oh because they lumped in Santa see they lumped no but Santa Fe is not lumped in Albuquerque is our new source Santa Fe is I know but I but here's the thing but can I just tell you though the reason it moved up is because they're like oh we're gonna watch something cool like it's you're telling me it's new spaghetti no it's based off of of population oh population media market and I see what you're saying yeah like they did that with New Jersey to they put in like three New Jersey communities into one encountered it Santa Fe same flies up all of you oh because when I was working in the game I would you know you want to be in the top 50 and Buffalo kept getting like it went from like 53 then it was like 62 or something like that and then you're like so I'm just like skidding backwards say what led to what is this this is the other thing that oh this is the Kelly Stocker Gaff no pull that up because that's all that you reference just now the murder thing is in this Albuquerque and here I am the no it's not that one it's not this one oh well it's wild that it's happened multiple times it's starting to seem a little racist oh it's also yeah it's like as racist as the Negro League oh we all look the same it's like according to these viral videos it was like it yeah it was like sitting in the studio today's Josh Potter shows also brought to you by DoorDash and this one has become a utility in my life I don't know what I would do with outdoor dash frankly I mean boy oh boy as a person who doesn't drive also I got to say DoorDash has 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so maybe it was just a well like I said it's a little more because the place that he actually was talking about is called the Negro League Museum it's too crazy that's so that was Braden they call it that way he was like baboom and then we went to the white is calling the white is calling I don't know that the white is due I never called it that I do I I don't even like saying what it's really called the local guys if I were to go to the museum I go can we go to the me I wouldn't I wouldn't I would be like am I allowed to say what it's called I don't know you know what I'm saying like change the name of it I don't even like to say the Guggenheim because it almost sounds like you're making fun of Asian yeah I'm like I'm not touching this one okay I just think it sounds real like yeah do you have it I was searching gosh I was like I got a finger space on your shelf and get ready to bring home a legend when the field is post the Dodgers on Friday June. They're nervous. There's seven girls in here. That's all I have in here. I know that's true. Josh and girls that's what you name this Josh and girls. Wait can we make fun of your tour your poster? Yes hold on that that was so funny. Josh had a brilliant idea that he didn't actually execute. I had a okay tell that's actually okay so Josh had a show where was like Josh Potter and friends and then it was all girls and our friend Hormos. Yeah so he was like I should name it Josh Potter and friend zone. Here they are the Phillies versus the Dodgers. Now I went to the game the day after this. Ready to bring home a legend when the field is host the Dodgers on Friday June 9th 7 or 5 p.m. and all fans 15 and over receive a Johnson Controls dickhead. Dick Allen's Bob will take your green order tickets now at shillies.com. That was real mouthful huh. There's like gargling balls over there. Well he said dickhead and I don't know what he was. Can we hear it again? Yeah can you go back to that point? He said dickhead is Bobblehead. Your show should only be these. That's what this is. What are you talking about? It is just saying the wrong words. I'm obsessed with broadcasting mess ups and so people that's why when this this. Sorry Josh I've never watched. I know I'd never would have guessed that you have but I that's why when this Glenn whatever the hell his last name is clip happened I would a deluge it was like it was hour 9 11 here at the Rochma tell it was our big I felt like I had to get in the studio that day I was like you know what I like about you saying this that is true it's like when 9 11 happened even though it was so horrible the news people were like this is we got a good one. It's true it's like I remember locally in Buffalo when like flight 3 4 0 7 crashed a commercial. Aircraft crashed in Buffalo and it was like everyone was sad but everyone's like we have a job and you have to cut up tape and you have to like make phone calls it's fucking intense and you get wrapped up in it so here we are this is our flight 3 4 0 7 go ahead and pray the moment legend when the field is hosted on your's on Friday June 9 7 or 5 p.m. and all fans 15 and over receive a Johnson controls dickhead dick allen's bobble figure green order tickets now at chilies.com that you went back to it he said dickhead that was his Freudian slip which is so much after watching old Glenn there this one you just go haha he's not getting suspended or fired he just Glenn Glenn you're not looking good this is not a thing anyway this one is so obvious Johnson is a penis right so he's already got penis and then dick allen the actual name yeah and then bobblehead what was it I couldn't catch what he said there john's what does it say in the caption he was saying a Johnson something he's supposed to say a Johnson controls dick allen bobble figurine right Johnson controls that's weird because bobblehead makes sense because you would want to say head after that yes they're just dick there's all kinds of dick that was so cockful yeah yeah yeah yeah that would have been hilarious if he just started saying other like he was like a Johnson and he didn't stand best and he just made it a little bit worse and then got out of it yeah he was like all right just skate past that yeah I said dickhead uh Johnson dickhead cocktaint asshole bobblehead I mean holy hell jizz balls he just says all in one fells wait can we just say how nervous Rob seemed when he was saying it because there's pressure right were you afraid you were gonna say it wrong you thought you were gonna fuck it up it seems no I was uh I was just trying to read it but I was wondering whether bobblehead is like a brand name and that's what fucked him up no no bobblehead's not a brand name it's dick it's either something Johnson controls is the brand name or dick allen I don't know which one would be well but he says bobble figure yeah because they were like do not say head do not say yeah yeah but he said dickhead first so I think that's why he fucked up and then he like retrapped bobblehead figure that's but but that's definitely maybe you're right I don't know is it yeah I think bobbleheads interesting it's copyrighted or whatever yeah trademark or something not sure oh okay interesting and I would like some money from that as the original bobblehead look at me how does his head stay on the you should make bobbleheads although that wouldn't be up your audience's alley more mine I would say the baseball people I think they'd like bobbleheads of me it's just do I feel like taking a suitcase of bobbleheads like do I want to be like going through like that stones in the canada and they're like what is this they're shaking in there do you want one yeah I don't know by the way we got stopped and and they almost didn't let us into Canada why because my dog didn't have his rabies vaccine card but we were there already it's like covered over dogs they don't know I thought I was like it was at a cove and I'm like is rabies real I thought rabies was like a thing like yellow fever I didn't always talk rabies it was not rabies and then I'm looking at the lady and it's like this Canadian lady and you know how Canadians are like we still have rabies they're just like like we know she's gonna let us I'm like you we know you're gonna let you're like a nice Canadian well that's like when one of my friends you're just slightly in position us like a tiny bit you know that's so funny but so my but my vet I had to get well I probably should know him you had to get him to send you a thing yeah my it's so funny that you said because like I'll have my friends kids will be like oh my kids got foot mouth and hand disease or something like that I'm like what are we in the 1800s like how did they get that or they'll be like what's the other one that the kids are always getting whooping cough I'm like what the hell here is it whooping cough yeah I know well when I got shingles when I was 19 sorry I just detected so rude but my ADD got me it grabbed me but the I what the hell we're just talking about I said you said shingles I got shingles when I was 19 I was a nurse let's get her some Adderall I'm a this country this country's in a crisis I'm like in my diabetic ozempic I it's nowhere nothing everything that makes by the way everything that makes famous rich people skinny is there's a shortage of they're all stocking up they're all just snorting off there I don't really take Adderall anymore so this doesn't affect me but I was thinking like how hard that would be I've never like regularly taken Adderall I'm gonna take it like for kicks and we saw what happened last time yeah Easter headaches came in for well I don't think we took it the doctor recommended way we took it like if we were like we're at a rave but we also have homework how do we get this done and but yet shingles don't forget the shingles and our mouths are sealed for some reason and we only have two holes that can our mouths are sealed and we can't take them we have no water and we don't want to move from okay so I was a nursery school teacher and I got so sick because you know you're just around all these like kids like germs and their little like jelly fingers you know just peanut butter and jelly all over the lot of times I hate sticky yeah kids are very is that why you never come yeah I just some sticky averted overt advert maybe subconsciously I never thought of that theory um but then that lucky lady got spider-man to the wall so which one's that didn't you eventually come yeah but it wasn't spider-man to the wall I don't know why I assume it's like you saved it all up yeah it was just like a like a fire hose no no no no no no no no r.p.a. to that woman but um when I got shingles I was like I am 19 years old yeah that's 19 years old that's why they didn't call them chicken pox it but it was a band around because chicken pox are all over oh okay I thought she thought I was like I was like it's this yellow fever what is this you know I've never had chicken pox it is it's the same it's the same it's like a type of herpes interesting I would test positive for herpes because of the shingles if I were to ever get tested but I won't you heard of your first folks but that type of herpes that one yeah you can't get that one's shingles don't come sexually unless you're into that side banging that christian side banging where you just lean over in your fat roll they just they just stick the wiener in your fat roll you don't know you're in the side I got this email from this is why I want to read this basically because it's like a little bit of a a fun brag it says hail mighty roach king long-time fan in first-time roach reporter from italy is that an expat manma mia what's that is that an expat I hope not I hope it's an italy person here's something I think you might find quite interesting scary and objectively funny moments ahead of the super league match it's a european rugby tournament you lost me already but the fact that you're from italy I'm gonna entertain this wait can I just say just can I just one the catalon dragons can I just say your show so good and I can't believe I didn't know what it was this is great no I mean you you came on early when I was like I don't know what it is either they send them in yeah they send your audience sends it in most of them and then some of them I find I mean this is brilliant he's got you doing the producing for him you guys he scammed you into doing the work to understand how awesome that is don't take the curtain out of the statue yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah now you just really showed mr. Oz behind the curtain you know what I'm saying like the great and powerful uh no I do I appreciate everybody who sent some in Josh bar show it's great and it's so interactive and then it's like you guys are all a team coming up yeah it's like sports and I by the way I don't think this is an expat so he says by the way these are like what I don't know what happens in this uh it's he explains who the teams are I don't really I'm not gonna get into the rug I don't rugby doesn't appeal to me yet maybe someday but I do want to entertain it because I do want to you know broader audience international listeners it says long live the roach king Paulo Marara and I will uh maybe watch some rugby just because well Paulo is a fan of show what the hell's happening here there's a horse what is that it's a bull so bull just ran out onto the rugby field I feel like in Spain that's where I feel like that happens like every Tuesday or Italy or I'm we're in Italy not Spain aren't we it said cattle and dragons so I thought of the Spanish Catalan do you watch you don't watch do you watch soccer football I do I used to play it so I do what follow EPL which is English premier league this is rugby however different sport altogether I do not understand the rules of rugby but I don't think a bull is supposed to be on the uh on the field or on the pitch as they say so it just broke in is that someone's like like emotional support animal that they brought in that yeah in Italy it's like I have to a cook this lady they're from France there was a scary scene ahead of the Catalan's drug yes they're from France so they reversed the St. Helens Super League match on Friday as a bull got loose and chase players around the pitch I did get the name of the field right it's a pitch the beast was part of a parade that was dreamt up by the owner of the uh dragons who was also the head local meat processing company and wanted to promote the quality of beef in the region see I did I was right it is food this seems like a scam no no no no the guy like to show everyone rugby is kind of I would imagine even though it's pop more popular there than here it's probably still a low level sport so this guy's like a local business owner he wants to promote his meat processing plant and also you know I have a fun parade for his he's like don't you want to my he's like he's like my meat actually won a rugby tournament yeah and then it just got loose it says but let's see here three prize winning bulls as well as two cows from the same breed will perform a lap of honor during the warm-up so this was supposed they did purposely bring it out on the field a unique opportunity to honor the know-how of breeders in our region oh that's nice the breeders don't get enough recognition and then it got loose and then it got loose oh it's dragging the guy oh oh boy it got real loose it's probably scary for animals you hear like the above above above above above you know I can't do an Italian oh it's like Randy except huge I know but still cute oh he's not being bad he's getting set what he could do she just scores are like sign it up it becomes a new air bud he's like I just want to play why is everyone jumping out becomes a new Italian air bud I don't think he wants to play I think it's this way that is a large animal free range means that is a large large animal oh I feel bad for it everyone was running away from it you know what else we do on the show news it's funny because she's literally never watched the show my best friend but it's okay I knew that I know I know I know every time we watch I'm talking why would we watch each other I get it but you watch one I have watches because there's some people on it I go I want to see how many talks this person really you want to see how I interact with them yeah that's why you watch not because you want to see the person yeah you want to see if I'm acting up no it's not a bad thing I'm nervous of an episode that's coming out are you gonna tease it yeah Annie Wood folks watch it every Thursday it's every Thursday at noon Pacific at noon Pacific and we do when I can when I'm available we do a live chat you there's always a live chat but I'm usually there and we can live chat well that's the other reason I watch it because sometimes I go I'm gonna I'm gonna have fun in this live chat and I've been on it and also yeah you're the you're the main character oh this is a good place but I got triggered oh I told you this already what's that I had this woman Liam Exuini on who's amazing and I first found out about her through this article she wrote about toxic femininity during the women's movement and I so I we I was got like what like uh angry at like my mean girl group from back in the day this is Thursday's episode it's gonna be in two weeks okay and so I but it's weird it's like I had some like stuff I thought I had released but I think you guys will like it I didn't ask her the questions I wanted to ask her so you had just like flashbacks it was weird it was like you were in nom again you're like I was like and then these girls you're here the bottom followed me because we have different definitions of rape and it was like that but like but watch the episode you'll love it she's hearing like there's something happening here I'm saying the sound of all my friends block me on Instagram here's a good new story to march well enough to round things out I think maybe this might I mean I'm scared now that this is gonna bring up it won't so this came in from squeaky tiki another first time roach reporter and I can't believe that we've had so many first timers this week I think the Glen clip I'm also a first-timer but on the show I'm gonna start saying you know what I want to call it the Glen word clip the Glen word I'm gonna call it we're gonna refer to it we're gonna refer to it as the Glen word clip from now on and I think the because of the Glen word clip we might have some new listeners we might have some new roach reporters I'm very excited indeed but here's a story that came in from squeaky tiki this has nothing to do with sports obviously we're in the news section a top dog in the NYPD community affair bureau allegedly sat on the desks of two female employees with a visibly erect penis and asked one of them if she was horny one of the victims and her attorney stated this is the guy that did it what a thing yes that's listen I don't know I'm obviously what does this have to do with sports this is nothing this we're in the news section oh we did the news we did remember yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly but no my point is uh I don't know much about women as you've seen me navigate the world not the best way to get laid by just walking up with your arreque penis to the desk they are uh NYPD's community affairs bureau their cops I don't know if their cops are if they are like you know not maybe not volunteers but like sometimes they have like civilian groups that do some certain like it says community affairs bureau so it's not like they're dealing with crimes they're dealing with like let's clean up the litter in the park when you're at work like we shouldn't remember their agendas and yeah genitals don't exist at work and I think that yeah it's like it's just not we can't and I'm sorry if there's a girl with big tits and she has them out those aren't genitals tits aren't genitals folks tits aren't genitals tits are breasts the piece of fat yeah they're fat girls actually I'm just really skinny top okay I have really just a fit top so that's all guys it's just nasty fat deposit disgusting yeah tits are not genitals but vaginas are yeah if your badge is swinging around yeah sore penises assholes not necessary questionable yeah we'll we'll decide later we'll think about there were times that he would come to my cubicle and to another young lady's space and sit on our desks with his legs wide open exposing his erection said one of the victims the sick behavior allegedly took place at the unit's ground floor office in headquarters at one police plaza wow ballsy no pun intended but do you think he was knocking the cubicles over he's like whoa that's what I mean balls are falling I got the sent in by squeaky tiki and he said uh here is an example of erection harassment so I thought and it's crazy that his dick is hard at work and like what are you up to man he's taking something there's no way a person can maintain an erection especially like forget that he's at work he's also in a police station one police plaza you might as well have an erection like in maybe it's his gun maybe it's his gun maybe it's like when you go rob a place and you yeah but he's showing your gun unless his gun looks like a penis I hate this guy he does look like a skeez ball doesn't he hate him how does he have a job with the police wait I love how they found a picture of him sitting on a desk with his legs Brad oh my god maybe he just sits like that he's taking a picture already i always have a boner is he just that well and what is his defense have you ever seen a guy i'm gonna see if it's in here but have you ever met a guy where they just like have such a giant piece where they're like always like it seems like they're bragging about it i had a i had a boyfriend like them oh yeah and it was like obnoxious or did you enjoy it um i guess like get bigger pants bro no i thought it was funny for him for it to be obvious that he had a big dick but um except when we were like with my family obviously that was weird she also had like a weird like he had like a like a weird habit of like tapping his dick like this and we'd be like at my family's house like around my knee and he wasn't like i know that he wasn't thinking about that he was doing that but he's like it's his version of like scratching his skin yes and i was like listen imagine this gotta stop this is crazy that's the way he it's set of twirling his mustache he just taps his penis yes it was very weird it says here in a turing attorney hired by the fired worker said he prepared to sue the NYPD after my client engaged in protected activity by reporting the sex harassment she was retaliated against oh that's not the that's the victim that's not she got retaliated against yeah so like she probably was like this guy's showing his boner and then other dudes that are friends with them were like what's up why you got to do that oh my god listen guys he said i made trackers triggered adam's didn't immediately respond to a voicemail seeking comment but the NYPD sent a statement here can i just say this though yeah men would just like act crazy not all men obviously there's like this is like this is a type of guy and it is the big dick guys okay i'm not saying all big dick guys but the tiny dick guys some of them are doing this too also yeah average penis guys like are not that off anyway you want to lean for regular size here's the thing if you have a regular size dick oftentimes you go my dick's too small to show it's but you have a normal one it's the ones that are so tiny and they know it or they're like i need to be humiliated and then the ones with the big ones are like i got to show this every day i feel like like i have to show i have to fuck everyone i have to spread my seat yeah yeah gift i have to give the hammer to the golden hammer to everyone big dick energy is actually a virus in your brain but i honestly do feel that way and i feel like having a big dick is actually something you should try to keep to yourself because i i have not met someone where i go how exciting this person has a big dick i go oh god you're one of those but i will say that that these type of men like this guy that did this they'll they'll do this right and then there's they're so they can't believe someone would mention the experience that they had of the thing that they did yeah and then it's like they like so now this woman is getting retaliated against because it's like you should have just shut your mouth like she did something you messed this up you're it's like no no no a thing was done and then the woman is reacting and i think like a lot of these things that are going down where people are getting like canceled even though there's no real canceling we always know um where people are getting canceled for sexual things i i've heard some arguments from guys where it's like come on it's like the rock star thing like rock stars used to hook up with like children yeah but those underage children didn't have twitter accounts and they didn't have like a voice to be like hey man this sucks we don't like this it's like that's what the guys are mad at it's like we should be able to act like this and then who even this is not this is just an object that i just don or whatever and they shouldn't have a voice but it's like just if you sit on a if you're in a police station or whatever the hell wherever you were yeah and you sit in front of a woman multiple times not i mean even just once with a boner and talk and do that like the fact that you're that you think that there's going to be no response to that say he didn't have his boner out and he just sat at the woman's desk and goes are you horny it's insane that's insane alone fully clothed you could have a part that any of it yeah it's so it's it is uh but like you know i guess maybe it's like a boy's club situation which is like so fucking heck but the expectation that like that there's only like that one like the thing that it's being the person that it's being brought to like it's not like the ladies were like hey can we have you sit down here with your boner and yeah talk to you for a second whoa you said horny we we didn't mean it like that it's like it's just the idea that like women are born to just be completely complacent to all of this these behaviors and never bring them up and never voice like just like our own experiences of being around that that's what's weird or that we're looked at like oh she's whining or this or that or she wants attention it's like no no no it's just kind of like saying a thing that happened that you brought into my office you brought your boner into my desk dude you're literally sitting on my stapler none is that my stapler or is or are you horny yeah you're just like it's like come on oh boy but anyway no anyway i can't let you yeah i was like it's just like oh i was born just agreeing to be silent about everything a guy does like what you're talking about i did i read that one sentence i go oh boy that's bad i know but do watch any word and i do think that leon mixtape episode is great i just was like i didn't ask the questions i thought i was gonna ask that's okay we're gonna find out i want to yeah this is the end it's gonna be like a nom song in your background your eyes will glaze over but uh i'm excited for rolly this weekend rolly it's gonna be so fun it will be the most fun i have the best time on the road johnson i understand each other we have good chemistry i cannot wait it's been a good month of shows other than that other shows june first the kipsey new york laugh it up comedy club june second and third seratoga springs comedy works oh also we're also going to be in utah too and we're going to be in salt lake city in june is that your do you have any other gigs you want to mention i have a bunch of gig yeah let me thank you pull them up but i uh i'll tell you in the meantime go over to my instagram at josh underscore potter twitter at j underscore potter and please to be sending in your stories like so many of you did i have some i love this show josh potter show a gmail dot com i always loved it like as a vibe you know i didn't know what it was but this is a great show and don't be mad at me that i didn't know okay i'm it's hard for me to listen to pug is when i talk so much i mean we literally talk on the phone every day i don't go to concerts because i can't talk i don't go places i can't talk i don't do things that keep impede my speaking shout out by the way to the hundreds maybe even thousands of roach reporters who sent in the glenn word clip the glenn word so good that is a moment in history we'll have to follow up with it next week see what happens to our boy glenn this is a great show guys i'm so proud of you for being roaches all right so you can come see me on the road uh with rally with josh next weekend this weekend the 12th and the 13th i'll be in baltimore at mcguobies june second and third salt lake city with our our angel our roach angel june ninth and tenth i'll be in san Antonio june 23rd and 24th if josh wants to come he's welcome calgary i'm doing something i'm going to be in fille that josh is going to come with me but i don't know when those tickets go on sale but it is the last week of august and i'll be in austin texas october six and seven noise i didn't have by the way uh shows in tampa and i think lahoya in december go on sale already uh i'll talk more about those in the future if guys you got to understand as comics if they got sale that far ahead of time and they don't sell out i'm gonna we are gonna really have to tamp us christmas though so it's like literally christmas i'll be at tampa bay uh sides blitters outside sweaters that's yeah yeah it'll be fun though yeah i'm gonna have a good time other than that folks again great reviews subscribe all of those things and we will see you next wednesday right here on the josh potter show bye roaches i love the show the show is so awesome this is the best podcast so