138 - Doused by Contact Syncing - The Josh Potter Show
My section of next aspect
My bit to feel like that's sex
We got hitters in the back that's sex
My mother would have been to triple leopard ass
My section of next aspect
My bit to feel like that's sex
We got hitters on that aspect
Murder rate about the triple leopard aka
Idiot, woman
My limes, dumb, my lime presser
Hit the lil' cronies, let's apply pressure
If it ain't nappy, it ain't that impressive
Told us love, hope it's get the dough and then come back
War that's just like I got the D3s with the SD
Dolly owns locked in P&G Cs
Whole hood taking over, that's on Chris Street
And these shit gaseous, get you slipping, it's a crime scene
Real G is movin' solids, but the 40 loud
Rest in peace, all my threes, you know we hold it down
If it ain't about the bread and you can close your mouth
I don't condone no clamps, we solid it, put mama town
My section of next aspect
Power to crime, which is get away
That's sex
Oh boy, that's a collab of roaches
Of course, Griff Parker who provides
So much music here to the Josh Potter show
And of course, a roach that's always crawling out from under the floorboards
To come see me on shows that I'm doing in Southern California
Savvy Sosa, Pomona's own
He always comes out to shows, he's the man
Wrapping up, he's always in the comments section, show him love
Thank you so much for collaborating, getting together
And making this number, that's Fax!
I think this is Griff Parker rapping, I've never heard Griff Parker's voice
I think that's him, I don't know, I don't know
Pretty sure, they didn't mention a third person on the track
So, I apologize if I'm missing somebody
But I appreciate that very much
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So let's get into the show, Kirsten's here, Alex, Rob, how are y'all?
Good!
I almost had a roach for you, but oh my god, two seconds
I saw that on Instagram, you were trapped on in a drawer
I mean, I didn't trap it, he's living there, he's taken a living situation
Can I say something gross?
Yes
This is kind of hoarder-sy
I have a big walk-in closet in my spare bedroom, and I keep some stuff in there
And in the back corner is a giant roach, that died a long time ago
But I have not taken its corpse out, but I just know it's back there somewhere
Because I saw it one day, and I go, ugh, I'll take care of that later
And then I just like, a week went by and I go, that roach is still back in there
And I just don't go in that closet really anymore
Unless it's to grab something and I grab something real quick on the other side of it, and then I leave
So it's back there somewhere, is that hoarder-sy?
Um, no, I mean, kind of-ish, it's dead, so it's dead, so like half your problem's done
This one is very much alive, it's very much scurrying out underneath equipment that I need to get to
Can you hear it when it moves?
Uh, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, because they have those weird little legs that they don't shave
Is it like one of the ones here on this cake? I don't know if it's visible or not
Honestly, it's not far from that size
I'm I behind the cake? I don't even know, but there is a beautiful cake sitting in front of me
Yeah, we can see the cake
Yeah, I didn't know if I was like hiding behind it or not, but beautiful cake
Thank you to Period Pastries for sending that in
I don't even know what the occasion is, but that's even more of an occasion
Thank you so much, there's an ashtray of cigarettes that are a piece of the cake
It's gotta be the most like, mindfuck of a cake to eat
Probably with the roaches and cigarette butts and ash on it
It's hilarious, it's beautiful, thank you so much, it's incredibly well done
It looks like one of those things on Netflix where I don't know if I'm cutting in half into a real ashtray
Or is it, is it a real ashtray or is it a cake?
This one's a cake, thank the Lord
Oh boy, I was riding in an Uber here, I decided I made a hot take on Twitter today
I said that, uh, and I don't know if I'm gonna offend anyone in the booth
I find jazz insufferable
I hope we get jazz remixes for the intro, so bad
I cannot bear it, oh my lord
And here's the thing, it's a specific jazz, because I was in a...
I was in a jazz band at one point in my life, played alto sax, but we played like classical gas and shit
We didn't play like, you know, it was all band shit, so it was like, you know
♪ ♪ ♪
You know what I mean, like that kind of dumb shit
You know, like, the shit you play in a suit
And then now, the shit that I can't stand is the ones where it's like fucking all over the place
And it's just like, this is noise, this is like, I feel like an old man saying that about rock music or something
But I'm like, this is a cacophony of nonsense, and it's drilling a hole in my brain
I'm talking about this shit, I'm like in an Uber like this
♪ ♪ ♪
This was in an Uber
Okay, I can respect your opinion, if this is the test
I'm like sitting in the back of this going like, I... this is how I get
♪ ♪ ♪
I don't know if that's translating, but that's like a bomb
It's translating
It's translating
I'm like...
Do I take the wheel and just drive us off the road?
Because that's what I feel like I'm gonna do, I'm in one of those modes where it's like, I can't handle it
I always feel like that type of jazz is made to be heard in the room
Like, when you're in it...
With the band there?
When you're in it, it makes a lot more...
Like when you're listening to it in like the smokey bar, it makes sense
But like in the back of an Uber, like you lose every part of like the charm
I gotta be on some serious devil's lettuce to get into the mood, I think, if I'm at a bar
That's what's happening at a jazz bar, I don't know what we're talking about here
Yeah, I know some jazz cabbage, maybe that'll help me, but I smoke a lot of weed
And I get into these Ubers and when it's fucking...
I'm like, oh my god, I started looking out the window like...
This ride is 25 minutes...
I'm gonna just drive off the fucking road
I'm gonna take a fucking piano while you're in
Put it around the neck of the driver and take us both out
Like the fucking... like two face and Batman
Oh, I did get an email at Josh Potter show at gmail.com
This has nothing to do with jazz, I just wanted to get that off my chest
Oh, it was very nice though, Chloe Capri...
Who I'm a big fan of
She actually tweeted to me, she goes, I wish you could hear it the way I hear it
And I was like, I wish I could hear it the way you hear it too, let's...
Maybe if we hang out, you can show me, that'd be cool
So I'm gonna shoot my shot with Chloe Capri
Anyhow, I just declared that right here on the podcast
We got an email at Josh Potter show at gmail.com that says, hello Josh and team
Big fan of your show, I, like Miss O'Donnell, am not so well versed in the world of sports
But you being my sole source of sports news allows me to mostly understand and participate
In the guy's group chat, when it takes a turn into athletics, so big thanks
I ran into this very old story from a hometown paper and thought, you may find some interest in it
So that was it, the sports thing was aside from it
And I've got some, I've got a hot sports take coming up later in the program during the sports section
And I've had it with these NBA people, I gotta tell ya, I've had it, we'll get into it
But we'll do that later, right now it's the news, and this is actually an old timing news
Bop bop bop bop x3 x3
Read all about it, a woman in 1894, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Roach infested house has 17 roaches extracted from her ear
The more things change, the more the pours stay the same
Sources below, second page near the bottom, your friend and first time roach reporter Shane
So yes, we have the article someplace, oh down at the bottom, look at that, thank you
But we do have, isn't there like a picture of the parchment or something that it was printed upon?
I sent with it, but I don't know if that's what this reads
Southern Bethlehem, Pennsylvania December 14th, Mrs. Fly, her name is Mrs. Fly
Mm-hmm, that's depressing
Any who Mrs. Fly, what a conundrum of a name, as she has 17 roaches in her ear
A 49 canal street, West Bethlehem, had 17 cockroaches taken from one of her ears yesterday by her husband
And so this is in 1894, they don't have like cute little tweezers, I'd imagine
Her husband was probably in there with a fucking wrench
Pulling these fucking things out, who knows?
About 10 days ago Mrs. Fly felt a pain in her ear, she thought it was the result of a cold
But when it grew worse, she applied a liniment
That's a whole time you shit right there, I'd imagine
A liniment, anyone?
I actually looked that up and it's basically just like a lotion
A liniment?
Yeah, that's like when they'd be like, come town to the corner store and get your potions
Get your licksers and potions, in linements!
This did not relieve her and her husband dropped a small quantity of
Cuff-calforated oil in the air
The pain continued, is that what that word is? Campforated?
Yeah, alright, I don't fucking know, a bunch of old-timey bullshit
Mr. Fly, I can't believe he didn't put leeches on her face to fucking get them out
Mr. Fly blew tobacco smoke into his wife's ear
Well that'll do it, I think you should, that's like modern times
If I get a cut on my leg, if I have a creek in my neck, I just blow smoke on it and go
It'll clean it right up
His surprise, maybe imagined because when he saw a live-roach crawl out of the ear
With a hairpin, he then extracted five more
So they're just like up in her fucking brain? I mean, how big is this woman's ear?
I would have been concerned if she said they pulled him out of her pussy
But her ear? That's small, that's tight quarters
I can't even imagine one getting in my little tiny ears
Everyone comments how small my fucking ears are
I like that the tobacco smoke, he's like
And then they just start crawling out
They know, the roaches love tobacco smoke, don't we?
What's that? And then they crawl out
At intervals since then, more than them have been taken from Mrs. Fly's ear
Until 17 and all have been extracted, the house in which they live is full of roaches
So this woman's just going to bed at night and they're all like
What a heavy sleeper
She doesn't even give a shit that they're crawling on her face
1894
But yes, this goes along the lines of your story with
Now are you going to be even more nervous? You gotta get rid of this thing
What if it makes babies and they all crawl into your ear?
That's what I'm so- don't put that in my mind
That's my biggest fear, is having a bug under my skin or just like
Yes
Embedded in me, but I already feel like he probably is
He's probably in there just laying eggs inside my tripods and stuff
That's the thing, they gotta be babies and they hatched in there
This one's big, this one is like, he's like this big
Well he's not fit in your ear
He's coming to the studio next time
No, you can't bring him in your car
He's a mascot
I mean, we can find another one that's local, I'm sure
Are you going to bring yours in?
You don't need to transport, I mean my dead one, I should just tax a
Dermi and at this point and hang it on my wall, it's huge
To the point where I'm like, I don't, that closet, we don't go on that side
Someday I've got to get a corner in there to take its body out
I've got to call like fucking pest control and be like, can you extract those
Roach corpse from my fucking closet?
Because god damn, it's terrifying
Oh boy, 1894
She's lucky it's just roaches that were in her
I have that fear too, by the way, with the like scabies
You ever see the mummy, you know, in the little bugs, what are they called?
Scarybs
Scarybs, I was calling them scabies
Scarybs isn't fun either
Scabies, that's like herpes or something?
No, those are like kind of...
It's like crotch-wise?
No, it's like, their insects like live under your skins
It's mites, it's mites
So it's kind of the same
Scabies, what is the other one?
Scarybs
Scarybs, these ones are like big ones, they just go
And then they like leave a little bubble on your skin
And you watch a crawl into your heart and kills you
Yikes, don't pull that up, I don't want to see a scarab
But I, uh, yeah, I have that, you ever see the movie bug?
It's with Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon
And they, uh, you know, they start having this whirlwind romance
And they start going like the government's listening to us
So they put tin foil up in their entire house
They tin foil all the walls
And they think that the government is also injecting bugs into them
So they're spraying everything down, very COVID-like things
Well before COVID even existed, but they're spraying, they're like cleaning everything
They're spraying everything down
And really what it is, is they're just on meth
The whole time, you find out at the end
Spoiler alert, they were on meth the whole time
I kinda want to watch it though, though
Yeah, it's kind of fun
But it makes you think like you have bugs in YouTube
Cause they're all like, they're like scratching at themselves and shit
But it's meth, don't worry folks
It's only meth, they're just two meth heads in a trailer
At the end, it's kind of a letdown
Sounds like home
But let's get into the news officially, let's get out of this
Pest control talk and into the serious business
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I shot my shot with Chloe Capri to start the show off, but here we have an only fans fan
Who probably shouldn't have shot their shot to start things off in the news
An Australian Only Fans model has revealed an awkward discovery
That her stepfather was her number one customer
Now if that's not a mori episode, where's mori today?
Have these beer episodes
Forget that you are the father, be like, your stepfather is jerking off to ya
Is your stepfather jerking off to you? Let's see here
Survey says, I don't know what he says anymore
What does he say when he says you're the father?
Does he say the results are in or what does he say?
Results are in, survey says, it is your stepfather
And here your stepfather has bought every pay-per-view video that you've ever made
A new South Wales Australia based woman who posts on TikTok under the handle
Taha shared in a video on Tuesday that she'd ruined her mom's marriage
And she was signing out that this gentleman who was her stepfather spent almost two grand Australian on her content
And had requested custom made videos
Two grand Australian, what's that, like 200 bucks?
I think they're dollars out there
Not only do I want to see the conversion rate, I want to see what this lady looks like
See if I can go, well, step that, I kind of get it
Not your real daughter
It's about $1,300 US
$1,300
And that's your number one customer
What does this lady look like? Let's see, we gotta help her out at least with only fans
That's her, she's cute enough
I don't know what she's doing on there
Does that hurt where she talks about it?
She's gonna be like, yeh, my stepdad, yeh
I'm gonna hear some Australian talk
Stepdad was my top driver on my naughty website
My naughty website
Now what you're all thinking, oh, stepdad fantasy could have made content from it
Blah, blah, blah
That's not what we were thinking
We weren't thinking that for the record
And maybe if you were thinking that, you would have a number one customer that spent more than $1,300 so far
Anywho
This man had been in my life since I was 11 years old and spent $2,000 on custom content every single video that I sent out
When I caught him, he denied it to all of his friends
And obviously my mum got rid of him straight away
But yeah, if you want to talk about family trauma
My stepdad watched me have SEX with my partner for two months
Wow, can't abide such idiocy any longer
No, that is bad, I mean, wow, that's basically like, well, I've seen this girl grow up and now I'm gonna watch her fuck
Two grand, if it's on customs, depending on how the period of time that is actually a substantial amount of money
And boy, oh boy
I like how she's like, ah, we could have made some content here
Imagine like since she was 11, he never once gave her an allowance
He wouldn't tell this moment
Yeah, well, he's like, hey, you know, make up for all the times you mowed the lawn for free
I mean, here's the thing, how do you get caught, guy?
I mean, did you have your name be what your name is?
I mean, make it something completely oblivious
I just don't understand how one would get caught here
It says, ah, I ruined my mum's marriage, yada, yada, yada
So when I first started my website, I had this customer who was my number one customer
Bought every single thing that I sent him
He was pretty much a follower since the beginning
We would talk every day, he made custom requests, very specific things
He's like, can you go into the one, he knows like the way out of the house
Can you go into your kitchen and I don't know if you have a lazy Susan in the corner
Maybe like do it on top of that
She's like, how did he know a holler lady's lazy Susan?
I can't do fucking Australian
We would talk every day, that's so fucking wild
Within two months the user who had also had an account on TikTok
With the same handle had spent two G's
The social media platform informed her
But they were also in her phone contacts
Well, that is, you don't link up all your contact info guy
Come on, once again
Can't abide such idiocy any longer
I went absolutely mental trying to figure out who this person was from my contacts
It was my father
That's pretty British, I don't know what I'm doing
You sound like Arthur Knight right now
That's not it
My name is not Adrian Vastalanda, then what was his name?
I believe your human was Nigel Rickenbottom
Nigel Rickenbottom, I can't walk
I narrowed it down to six people and one of them was my stepdad
I went in with my gut feeling and I messaged the website account
And I said, I know who this is
Within two minutes I got a text from my stepdad saying, hey, can we talk, Tay?
The woman said her stepfather had been a part of her life since she was 11 years old
When I caught him, he denied it to all of his friends
And obviously my mom got rid of him straight away
That's a long... I mean, I don't know how old she is now, please, Lord, let it at least be a decade
But that's a long time to be with somebody and not know that they're a nefarious sort
But yeah, if you want to talk about family trauma, my stepdad washed me, have sex with my pot
And now for two months, the woman told the Daily Telegraph that her stepfather had left the family home
And was no longer in contact with them and she blocked him
From my pages on all platforms
Well, that seems silly, because if he's gone, if he's out of the picture, the mom got rid of him
Collect the check, sweetie
I mean, come on
And at least let the guy have the only fans account at this point
I mean, who the hell? At that point, it's over
Collect the money
He wouldn't even come into the house to collect his belongings while I was there
I have not heard from him since the day I called him out
She urged other people who create content on the adult content site to be comfortable
That it is highly likely someone from your school gym workplace or family is watching your every move
Yeah, but they're participating, he wasn't... I mean, granite, this is weird because it is so close and proximity to your mother and your family
And it's a guy that raised you essentially, but if it's someone from your gym or your school or your workplace, that's who you hope is watching, I would imagine
Isn't that the whole point to get some people out there and have them watching and paying for your content?
Sure, not your step-dad
But the guy from the gym, give him a break! He's contributing to small businesses
More than a thousand people took to the comments of the woman's video
Writing that they not expected her story to take the twist that it did
I was imagining you selling earrings and necklaces and was thinking that sweetie supporting your business
One wrote, a second commented, I thought by website you meant selling jewelry or a craft
Well, those people are fucking... are words, I mean, what are they talking about?
You step-dance on your Etsy?
Idiot woman!
Get the... I mean, let the guy at this point, let him subscribe
You know, he's just gonna make another one
I mean, then he's gonna be sending in... you can't... unless you can block credit cards
I don't think he can prevent him from just being like, well, it all went up in flames
Might as well hop back on a subscription, what do you say, you know?
Well, moving along, we have a story from T-Bone
By the way, T-Bone is just going hard in the paint for this Roach Reporter of the Year in 2023
If you want to compete with him, you gotta send things in, Josh Potter Show at gmail.com
But I gotta tell ya, I was inundated with T-Bone reports this week
To the point where I was like, I guess I'm picking majority of T-Bone reports
I mean, he really is trying to make up for his error early in the year, I must say
This is about a trick that I've heard about many times
It's almost like a Saturday morning cartoon trope at this point
But it's about a baggage trick that a gentleman took upon himself to actually do
And he got fined by the airline
So it says here another day, another traveler with a bold new strategy
To game the luggage-fine system, an Australian teen, what's with all these fucking Australians?
An Australian teen was slapped with a fine after attempting to circumvent an airline baggage fee
By donning more than 13 pounds of clothing, a scene in a video blowing up online
So he did the old, I'm just gonna wear all my clothes
This is like every open-mikers joke about spirit airlines, how they get on there without paying the baggage fee
This is all, this guy, this person is a boy, right?
Or is it a lady?
It's a lady?
Yeah, okay.
It's a, it didn't say this thing, sorry for misgendering
So she decided to just wear a bunch of her clothes
So she could avoid the extra weight fee
I look like a bear, I'm a small and petite
But I looked like the exact opposite Adriana said, she's 19
She was wearing a bazillion clothes, 13 pounds of them to be exact
How do you go through the old TSA with that though?
Because they're really like, you know, they don't let you wear a jacket through that thing
And then they patch it on, I wear a hoodie
She was flying out of Australia, right?
So they don't have TSA in Australia?
That's an FAA thing, isn't it?
No, no, she's flying not to America
They don't have TSA?
I don't think so
Oh my lord, well what's going on? Who's gonna stop, what if, you know
When you get in?
Osama bin Laden wants to get on one of their planes
They're not as concerned
They don't care?
They got jumbo jets too, they could just not fly one of those
They don't think two ounces of water is gonna do anything
I guess not, that's crazy
Well, I did travel, I mean, I feel like traveling in Europe, there was TSA
I thought it was an FAA regulation, that's circumvents, you know
Jurisdictions, I thought, but hey, whatever, I guess we're just, you know
Flying loose out there in Australia, you guys don't care if they fly one of those jets into the opera house or whatever
Fly one into a kangaroo
I mean, I don't know what's out there
It says here that domestic travel in Australia is not subject to powder, liquid, aerosol, and gel restrictions
Oh my god, now we're just informing the terrorists
Even they don't, they're like, I'm not getting on a flight there, buddy, no way
They're not going, even just to fly into a building, they're like, not too far to go
I'm not getting on that flight, you kidding me?
So anyway, this lady, she put on all the clothes
She was on a girls trip with her pal
and said that she knew her luggage was over the airline's 15 pound limit
after she could barely close her bag in the hotel room
Nonetheless, the duo slept their oversized load to the airport
in the hopes that the crew wouldn't have time to check, which proved not to be the case
When we went to board, we saw them pulling out a trolley with a scale
That's when she got the unorthodox idea
We thought the only way that we could take the weight off our bags is if we put it on ourselves
So we started putting all our jackets and coats on, said the gal
I've seen people do this on spirit, like I said
They think they're like, I don't want to pay the extra bag, feed the spirit, you know, they charge you for everything
They charge you for like a seatboat
That's why it's just better to fly a regular airline at the end of the day
Where they don't have these little arbitrary rules
It's amazing, they won't let you fly with a 15 pound bag
But you're like, you got knives, bring them on board, we don't care
We don't even have metal detectors
You just walk right up to the terminal here
Look at her, she looks nuts
I mean, that's just an America, they would have just been like, uh, you're just an obese person flying
Would you like the extra belt?
As well as layers of jackets and jumpers
I had a baggy trousers on and I was stuffing t-shirts and my iPad and then we saw her do that
She looked like fucking, I don't know, she looked like a cop with a body cam with that iPad on her there
By the end, her luggage only had two pairs of shoes, a bag, a pair of jeans, and a couple of socks
I was hysterical, I was laughing so much
Despite the commitment to the hack, it ultimately didn't fly as the airline told them they still had to pay a $65 fine
Everyone in line was staring at us and laughing and I said it was kind of embarrassing
People were annoyed that we were holding up the plane
If that wasn't humiliating enough, the two bozos were forced to endure an 80 minute flight
Cacooned in clothing like an attack dog trainer as seen in the footage
This is how I'm going to, this is how I'm going on the flight she said in the video
I'm in tears, they said in an Australian voice
Well, I mean, here's the thing, I don't know, the airline is wonky
They don't care, these people come on with bombs
Look, I mean, geez Louise, they're worried about their clothes, I guess
At the end of the day, that's how they could hide things, but after hearing that they don't have TSA, basically
I don't know, it's all upside down to me folks
Seems weird
Here in this story, another one from T-Bone
This one I found very interesting
A woman had a two year sexual relationship, this is a dating story
A woman had a two year sexual relationship with a female victim she tricked into believing she was a man
This is kind of hot
Oh, is that the one?
I mean, she could trick a lot of people, I would imagine that way
She's not doing too much, I thought it was going to be like a she's all that kind of thing
It's not at all
We're sure, we're sure that's a trick, huh?
At this point, the woman should have been like close enough, you know, I don't know
The complainant had sex twice with Blade Sylvana, what a name
They met on a dating site called Plenty of Fish
If you're on Plenty of Fish folks, let me tell you, as a guy who's drudge the bottom of the sea as far as dating and everything goes
Plenty of fish is for homeless people and mentally ill people
I mean, you're not getting, unless you just want to fuck a woman who needs a warm place to sleep
You shouldn't go on Plenty of Fish
If you want, if you got extra canned goods in your cupboard and you want to get your dick sucked, then you go on Plenty of Fish
This woman was even planning on marrying the 40 year old until discovering her partner was actually a woman
I mean, I would have been like e-gats
You don't say, I mean, she could have got away with it forever with me
It took two years? Oh my lord, and they only had sex twice in two years
Yeah, she got away with it twice
She's like, well, I had to get over the fact that they were an ugly man first and then I had sex with them twice
And then I was like, wait a minute
A woman does this person have a penis? That's what I'm curious about
Cambridge Crown Court heard the pair met in 2016 when Sylvana posted on the site claiming she was a man looking for a woman
They met in person in December that year and kissed before having sexual intercourse on two separate occasions
But Sylvana allegedly used an unknown item during sex to penetrate the woman
Ahhh, always had on t-shirts and boxers
Ahhh, an apparatus was used
Unknown item, it's a dildo
I mean, it wasn't like she was using a curling iron or some shit
Did it feel like a dildo? Probably was one
She was using her cane
Yeah, is that a cane?
Oh lord, oh my lord!
Oh my lord, it's to hide the fact that she has a vagina
The alleged victim, I have to walk with this king's, my penis is so heavy
The alleged victim only discovered her true identity two years later when her contacts synced on a new Facebook
That's a second story that has been doused by contact syncing
Don't sync your contacts folks, that's the message here
That's the message of the day
That's going to be a roach tenant
Keep your contacts unsinked, otherwise you're getting in trouble
It revealed a different surname for Sylvana
She today still referred to the defendant as a he, adding, I've only known blade as a man
The woman denied telling Sylvana her sexual fantasy was to have sex with a woman and said
She did not identify as bisexual on her dating profile
Deborah White defending also claimed the surname Mendez, which Sylvana used during the relationship was a part of the fantasy
and was chosen because it was the surname of a football player
Mmm
The lawyer also claimed the pair never met in the flesh and all their communication took place on the phone
Which the complainant denied
It wasn't a real relationship, it was an opportunity to explore another part of her character
The communication was a role play fantasy
The alleged victim responded, it felt very real when emotions got involved, I was not acting on my behalf
So then why does it matter that she's a woman, that's what I want to know
She looks pretty manly to me and I think you could kind of just go, eh, cause here's the thing
I have said this time and time again
We're getting so elaborate with these surgeries
Some of these doctors are artists
And if a woman made me fall in love with her
And then we had sex and I found out she was a guy
I'd kind of be like, you got me, I mean I'm in love with you
You're hot, whoever made this is a genius
I want them to win awards, you know what I mean, these doctors
They should be getting like, awards in the Smithsonian or whatever, you know, like an art gallery or something
I mean they are doing true, wondrous work and if it dupes you, you should just accept that
And be like, well, hey, you got me, I'm all aboard
This one, I don't know that a doctor did this necessarily
I think nature and God did most of it, but, you know, she's convincing, is all I'm saying
So who cares at the end of the day?
Sylvano of Bishop's Castle
Shh, this is some more UK shit, or I'd assume right, not Australia
She lives in Bishop's Castle in Swrofia
She denies two counts of assault by penetration
That's what they're getting her on
You penetrated the lady with your, I assume, cane
Oh my lord
It's really just more mind-boggling that the woman saw this and was like, this man is for me
Even if it was a man, let's just say that it was a man the whole time with a real penis
I'm still not going like, ooh la la
You know?
Oh boy, we've seen a few like her though, it's not men's words
Speaking of handicaps
Listen next story is entitled, wheelchair pranksters
I think this is another T-bone number
Disturbing videos show a group of high school students
mocking a Louisiana teen with cerebral palsy
While riding around on his motorized wheelchair, which they swiped as a part of a sick prank
Now why is this happening?
There's a rash of these, we saw Daniel Breair's kid did the same thing, stole the wheelchair, threw it down the stairs
Leave the wheelchairs alone
I don't know, I mean, I see a lot of people wearing fake glasses out there
You know, they wear them to look stylish
And I kind of get, you know, I got a little annoyed because I don't want to wear these fucking things 24-7
And so I thought, what if I just got a wheelchair? Would that be appropriating?
Because they're appropriating my handicap
So why can't I just buy a wheelchair and just be like, I don't want to walk today
You know, I get a straw, blow myself around
Why not?
Why can't I? If I can afford it, I can buy an electrical bike
Why can't I buy an electrical wheelchair?
So maybe that's what we got to do
We just got to make wheelchairs more
I don't know, what's the word, like accessible for everyone?
We all should just get wheelchairs
Just go to Walmart
Do they have them?
They got the electric ones
Yeah, but those are the ones who put a quarter in them and then you're like, well, if you get too far away they don't work anymore
You get like five laps around the store before it dies, I guarantee
Yeah, but here's the thing, we stole, not a wheelchair
When we were kids, we stole the electrical
I guess it's like wheelchair adjacent
It was the carts that old people would use at the grocery store
Where they'd sit in them and use them like a rascal
Those types of carts
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about
I guess that's not a wheelchair, but it is a chair with wheels that we use
That's what I'm thinking
Yeah, so I mean, we stole one of those and we drove it down the street
And it didn't get very far before it died, then we had to throw it in a bush
Because we were going to carry it back
Anyhow
It's not like we were doing this though
With a kid with cerebral palsy where we were like, let me borrow that
And then we just drove it down the street until it died
But I think we should be able to like, you know, I want to see
I want the slickest wheelchair, that would be like
Pretty sick actually, if you got like the smoke
Show me like the most expensive souped up wheelchair
I'm going to buy one
And then I'm just going to have, I'm just going to like get around now
I'm like going to the grocery store
And people will be like, you know, opening doors for me
People will be like treating me like I'm a god
And they have no idea, then I just get out
I'm like, hey, what's up Jeff?
How you doing?
Is that a wheelchair?
Yeah
See now that's a little, I mean, that's just like
Well like, killed those who are buying a cigarette
Yeah, that's like you're going to, that's, you're becoming one with the machines in that case
So these are just like ones that are like specifically pimped out
I didn't know if there was like six series
I didn't know if there was, that's what I was going to ask
I didn't know if these were just like, these are tricked out by their user
Or their families
I want one, like what's the top of the line right off the factory line
You know what I'm saying?
I want that one
Even if it's got a straw or whatever
I don't know, do they do straws anymore?
Cause now you would imagine there's some AI or something where they can just like blink
And then it would go, I don't know, like a segue
I don't know, we're going to find out, I'm going to do some research
But these gentlemen, you know, we could have prevented this
Maybe they were just concerned, or curious as to how it worked
While riding around on his motorized wheelchair, one of the clips posted on TikTok and Facebook
by the ninth grader, Tayshaun Landry's mother
Shows the boy riding her son's wheelchair in an Abbottville High School hallway
strewn with toilet paper
The student makes squealing and slurring sounds, well that's not good, you don't want to, you don't do that
When you're riding in the wheelchair, you should just be like, hello Governor
You know, and tip your cap and things like that, act like a gentleman
Say you're just giving it a whirl, giving it a bit of a spin
His wheelchair has been in a classroom at the time
The student's gained access to the school according to the official
Senior pranks are fun and all
But when you make fun of my disabled kid and his belongings
Then it becomes my problem, yeah you don't want to piss off a mother like that, no sir
And do we have the video, we have the video, yes
These are just those are like fancy
That's what we're up past
Yeah, we'll go look at them in a second
Let's see what we're dealing with here
Now I find it interesting, we just saw a picture of Tayshaun Landry
The victim of this crime, yet they block out or blur out the teen who is responsible for it here
You'll see in a second
Why do they blur his face out or hers?
I don't, again they don't want to misgender
See I can't tell if they're mocking or if they're scared
Because they're moving so fast on this top of the lying wheelchair
You know, but no they blur out the face though of the person who did it
That seems counter productive, but I guess they don't want people
You know piling on this child, making a childish mistake
I don't care whose parents got upset, but there will be consequences
I said what I said, y'all played with the wrong child
And the wrong mama, this lady is going to kill you
Whoever this becomes, whoever's problem this is
Cerebral Prazier, we know what that is
I was just going to read what Cerebral Prazier was
I don't want to do that, we know what it is
It's terrible
As a mother it hurt me to see my son upset
And not wanting to go back to school because he took it as people making fun of him
Because he's different
I was upset, I was mad, I was crying
I tried to stop myself from crying because I wanted to go to the school
And I couldn't, I was just upset the boy told the news outlets
I don't know what that means necessarily, but here's the thing
Embrace being different, that's what I say
I mean, I want a wheelchair, we're looking at them right now, I'm shopping
I'm jealous, I want the best one
And I don't know, maybe you don't have the best one, maybe you just have a cool one
Maybe they just wanted to ride it and be like
Yeah, not everyone's as cool as me and can ride around this all day
So take it that way, I would say to the child
But who am I to say?
I get pissed at these wheelchair people, I gotta tell you
They make me upset sometimes, you know, they're always like boo hoo way away
You know, when I go blind, no one's going to have the sympathy for me
That they do for the wheelchair people
People are like, look at this blind idiot walking around running into shit
I ran into a screen door the other day
And everyone laughed
No one even a little bit concerned
Oh did I hurt my leg?
No one cared
They weren't like, aw that sucks, they were like, hahaha
Now, would my mom go in there, you think?
No, not even for a fucking second
Not even once
Well how many fingers am I holding up, you wouldn't do that to that kid
You wouldn't be like, oh no, he swells
That's right. Time to talk about sports. People who run and things like that. Phillies, we talked about the Phillies last weekend. How. What a wonderful video we saw of one woman who was absolutely gorgeous.
Grinding on top of what we discovered was another woman and boy oh boy was it just a sight for sore eyes. That's what I gotta say. I mean it was really truly something.
Well more evidence is coming out and there's a blog that came to me for Nando sent this in. First time road reporter I do believe is what he said.
And it says what everyone got wrong about the Phillies video. Who knew a day at the ballpark would lead to this? Do we have the video from last week? Can you pull it up?
So people we can refresh people what we're discussing about. The Internet is buzzing about a viral Phillies fan who stole the spotlight in the stands revealing her bra under a tiny tank top in short shorts during the field during the Phillies to one win over the Toronto Blue Jays.
The woman who was filmed appearing to dance on someone's lap in the upper deck at Philly Citizen Bank Park has been identified as Adrian Fabi. We did that. We identified her. Good job Rob.
That's according to Outkick and Rob for the record. Fabi seems to be embracing her Internet fame. According to Outkick Fabi shared a PDA photo with her female friend at the game and addressed one misconception about the viral video.
Everyone following me because of that video thinks I was seducing a man. Laugh emojis. No, just bestie. Well, we were on top of that well before the Internet. And I'm not going to lie. I had no idea because I can't see.
And so it took the team here to discuss that. We went through the sleuthing. So everyone got this wrong. But I wanted to point out that we got it right here at the Roach Motel on the Josh Potter show.
That's right. Only accurate news when it comes to women who look like that at the very least. I'll tell you that.
You know, only the best, only the keenest eye, if you will. She also reposted a headline about her viral dance at the Phillies game and wrote, Bro, I'm so gagged like I was really just having fun. I don't know that.
In a separate post, which included a selfie in her holding a surfside iced tea vodka drink she added. All the moms hate me here. She is a self described hot mess. Oh, well, maybe I should DM her.
According to the bio on her Instagram page, the outlet reported belongs to her, the 24 year old. She celebrated her Jordan year. Oh, her 23 year old, excuse me. So her Jordan year would be, she's 23.
On Thursday, the brunette shared a photo posing in the stands of the game where she wore a Philly shirt over a sultry ensemble. Your favorite bimbo, Go Eagles, she wrote on Instagram. She wrongsport.
Users in the comments section referred to the viral video with some mentioning how fast she blew up on the internet. She only has 23 posts on Instagram, which include mostly traveling photos and bikini snaps. She enjoys traveling. This sounds now like it's manufactured.
Like she's getting ready to gear up to be some sort of influencer and she already had this in the bag. She's like, just one video is going to go viral. I'll be all set.
She spends a lot of time in Philadelphia, according to Instagram and she has a number of tattoos, including roses, ink on her. All right, the guy's getting creepy here.
We didn't need an autopsy on the lady. She's Louise, but I thought that was interesting and I'm glad that we got things right here and we're going to strive to continue to do that.
Moving forward. Now, this one, another one from T-bone. God bless you, T-bone. You sent in a whole shit ton of things. Although I did get this one from a few others out there.
It is about a Denver Bronco quarterback. That's not Cecil Wilson. Of course, Cecil Wilson, the quarterback of the Denver Broncos going into his second year and hopefully a less sort of calamity of a year. They've got a new coach, Sean Payton, who already fired all of Russell Wilson's
employees that he had separate from the team. There were guys. Russell Wilson's personal coach had his own office. I mean, it was a real shit show in Denver last year. So Sean Payton, who's won Super Bowls with the New Orleans Saints won Super Bowl.
He is trying to clean things up and they brought in a new backup quarterback, Ben Danucci, who is most famous for playing for the Dallas Cowboys in games where you go, who the hell's starting for the Dallas Cowboys? Ben Danucci? Who the fuck's that? Did he just deliver my pizza to me? I mean, everyone was like, who the fuck's Ben Danucci? And then he balls out and I love stories like that. You're like fucking Ben Danucci just beat whomever. You know, it's crazy. He won a couple of games.
So they signed the quarterback, Ben Danucci to the roster to add depth to the position behind Russell Wilson. So Danucci, he was getting some playing time with the Cowboys a few years ago as I mentioned, then he went to the XFL. He was playing for the Seattle Sea Dragons of the XFL. And he kind of found his way back to camp back into the NFL with a new coach, Sean Payton, as I mentioned.
Now the owner of the new CEO and owner of the Broncos is also the chairman of Walmart. His name is Greg Penner. So upon them, you know, arriving to camp, Danucci was out there doing some drills, throwing some balls. Unfortunately for Ben Danucci, he threw his first interception to third round draft pick, Drew Sanders.
And there was more to that interception. If you looked at it, it was a good play by Sanders. It was right in front of Greg Penner. This according to Sean Payton. I was telling Greg before practice how this Ben Danucci was doing well.
I told Ben I said, you know, he owns Walmart. If it doesn't work out here, I'm sure there's a greeting opportunity somewhere at one of his local stores. You know, that wouldn't necessarily cut so deep. It would be a funny joke. If Ben Danucci wasn't a sliver away from actually having to do with it.
Actually having to do that, you know, Ben Danucci is just like one, you know, salary cap adjustment away from literally having to work at a grocery store or something. So Ben Danucci probably is like, going to get the yips now. So let's, it's just something to keep an eye on. And here's the fun part though, folks. The reason I wanted to bring up Ben Danucci even more is because he's going to be backing up Russell Wilson. Say Russell Wilson has another shit here. And Ben Danucci saves the day.
You remember where you heard about Ben Danucci first right here on the Roach Motel. Keep an eye on that Ben Danucci waiting in the wings for Russell Wilson to fuck up, which very well could happen. But I had a hot take on the sports. I forgot to bring up before I wanted to lead off with it. The NBA playoffs are horseshit.
I mean, they've been horseshit the whole fucking time. I'm trying so hard. I've gotten, you know, guests on this program be rate me about the NBA and how I should watch it and its top tier sport.
It has been blow out upon blow out and just snooze fast. Oh, I could watch Joe Chick just score a billion points against the Lakers or I can watch the Boston Celtics not even try.
I mean, what are we doing? This is the conference finals in the NHL, the Las Vegas Knights against the Dallas Stars. Both games have gone to overtime. And one of them went to like five. I mean, it's crazy. They're playing like till four in the morning, like three games in one.
It's nuts. And everyone's like, Oh, yeah, I'll play offs, man. Real snoo. I'm like, what are you watching? I don't understand the NBA playoffs, even the fucking broadcasters on inside the NBA last night.
So like, this is embarrassing. Can we quit too? Can we just stop trying? Because this was awful. And they basically did. They just stopped trying and it's Charles Barkley just being funny, which is cool. I'll take that all day long.
But geez, Louise, speaking of basketball, though, moving on to the WNBA, not something you'll hear often on any sports program, let alone this one.
But this, I thought this was an interesting story because it involves, you know, sort of some old school mentality mixed with a bit of new school ideologies, if you will.
This woman is a coach. Her name is a Dearrica Hamby. Now, forgive me for not being familiar with any of the parties involved in the story.
She is the ACEs coach of the WNBA and the WNBA suspended her on Tuesday last week for two games without pay for comments she allegedly made to Hamby.
Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. The coach's name is Becky Hammond, and she made comments to Dearrica Hamby, a player on the team, about her pregnancy that violated league and team respect in the workplace policies.
Now, I wonder what those could be. They cited bullying here. A month's long investigation. Steaming from Hamby's allegations of bullying and discrimination also resulted in the ACEs losing their 2025 first round draft pick because of impermissible player benefits connected to the contract extension she signed.
Hamby knew about the punishment Monday, one day after she made her on court debut as a mother of two in the Sparks preseason scrimmage on Mother's Day.
With the Sparks season opener set for Friday, the two time All-Star was relieved to close this chapter. I kind of want to move forward and focus on where I am today. I'm healthy. I'm happy. My son is healthy.
And I'm playing basketball this season. I just want to move forward. What did she say? I want to know because here's the thing. It's sports.
Like if I, I mean, if bullying is a thing in sports, every coach in the history of my life should be in jail at this point. Do you know what I'm saying? It's sports. I mean, if you're going to cry about bullying, you sound like a chick.
And I get it. You are. But you want us to watch the, I'm, you know what I'm saying? It's it puts my brain in a pretzel because it's like, Oh wait, there's still girls. So they are going to get like if there's no chance in the NBA, if a coach, I mean, Ben Simmons basically was bullied out of the fucking league.
I mean, the guy's probably never going to play again. He has like mental illness problems. He like sat out for seasons because of like depression and shit. You don't think that guy's getting bullied?
He's getting shit talked up and down and he can't. I mean, sure, they're always like, we have to end the stigmatism against mental illness, but you know in the fucking locker room, they're like, not up Ben Simmons. You fucking dipshit. You know, they're really up his ass. I'm sure.
So let's see what it was so bad that this caused a year long investigation and a team losing their first round rap.
She was just probably like, Hey, did you, did you eat a basketball? What if it's just something dumb like that some dad jokes? Oh, uh, good luck dunking like that. They can't dunk anyway. Who am I kidding? I can't even come up with a good bullying for a fucking WNBA person.
Uh, moving forward in this article, it's got everything about her son that I don't really care about. Uh, her seven year old daughter asked whether the trade was because her son's legend. Oh, that's funny. She got traded to the sparks and the sun's like, did you get traded? Cause of me?
And then she cried. We're all crying. She got traded. She's on the sparks. She went from what Las Vegas aces to the LA sparks.
Boo hoo. For my son, he'll be able to see it, meaning her play, I suppose. She said while wiping away tears. I don't think this is the end of it. It's just moving forward, being progressive for working moms. And I think the league has been incredible with it.
She can't be the first person to have a child in the WNBA. The woman body is incredible in general. So this coach just probably made some fat jokes is what I'm gathering from all of this.
I can't. Nothing has come out otherwise. There's also some rumors that it's based off of her being traded and that she said some sort of statement that indicated that that was in fact the case, that she had been traded because she was going to get pregnant. She was pregnant again.
Yeah, that's a smart trade. But then it also says here, like, they made the decision to move her because they could get three bodies in for her one concert. Yeah, that's like smart trade.
She's like, hey, get this. San Antonio got two. Yeah. Oh, it's the San Antonio. San Antonio is, I thought it was Las Vegas for some reason.
No, no, it's Las Vegas, ACEs, and then it's San Antonio's. What are the Lakers one? What's the one that's like the Lakers? The Los Angeles Sparks. Yeah. Yeah, they're the LA Sparks, right? Yeah, LA Sparks. And it's San Antonio, ACEs. Is that what you said? No, Las Vegas, ACEs. Los Angeles Sparks.
So this sounds like a smart trade. If that's bullying, I don't get it because it's like, if a player on a men's team, let's just say it's like, you're the coach of the team.
You know, in practice, you're like, that ACL is going to go any day now. Let's ship this guy out of here and get a couple of guys.
He's like, you bullied me for my ACL. You know what I mean? Like this woman at inside her knowledge, she's like, well, she's going to be pregnant for the next nine months.
We might as well trade her. They don't know. And then we'll get three people back. I would go up there and brag at a press conference too. I'd be like, how fucking smart am I? I duped them.
Now they got a pregnant bitch that's sitting on the fucking bench for the next nine months and I got three players. I'm a genius. But no, they took away her first round draft pick and suspended her for two games for bullying.
That is nonsense. Can't abide such idiocy any longer. But, you know, what are you going to do? It's the WNBA. Still no one cares despite all of this.
And it is, it is getting more popular though. I do give them credit. It's, you know, I don't like watching basketball in any regard. But there is like also an equivalent to the WNBA in the NHL.
And that's very fun. And I always root for that to like grow. But it's tough when the NHL has a hard time growing in itself. So now it's like, you know, the WNBA is going to be, you know, lining up in the same sort of scale the way the NBA does with the WNBA.
So we'll see.
Oh no.
Oh Lord. I pushed the wrong button. I got to delete that button. I'm going to delete that button ASAP.
Well folks, thank you again to Savvy Sosa and Griff Parker for this wonderful music number for this week's episode.
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