138 - Doused by Contact Syncing - The Josh Potter Show

My section of next aspect My bit to feel like that's sex We got hitters in the back that's sex My mother would have been to triple leopard ass My section of next aspect My bit to feel like that's sex We got hitters on that aspect Murder rate about the triple leopard aka Idiot, woman My limes, dumb, my lime presser Hit the lil' cronies, let's apply pressure If it ain't nappy, it ain't that impressive Told us love, hope it's get the dough and then come back War that's just like I got the D3s with the SD Dolly owns locked in P&G Cs Whole hood taking over, that's on Chris Street And these shit gaseous, get you slipping, it's a crime scene Real G is movin' solids, but the 40 loud Rest in peace, all my threes, you know we hold it down If it ain't about the bread and you can close your mouth I don't condone no clamps, we solid it, put mama town My section of next aspect Power to crime, which is get away That's sex Oh boy, that's a collab of roaches Of course, Griff Parker who provides So much music here to the Josh Potter show And of course, a roach that's always crawling out from under the floorboards To come see me on shows that I'm doing in Southern California Savvy Sosa, Pomona's own He always comes out to shows, he's the man Wrapping up, he's always in the comments section, show him love Thank you so much for collaborating, getting together And making this number, that's Fax! I think this is Griff Parker rapping, I've never heard Griff Parker's voice I think that's him, I don't know, I don't know Pretty sure, they didn't mention a third person on the track So, I apologize if I'm missing somebody But I appreciate that very much Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send in anything you'd like to contribute If it's music or if it's a roach reporting of some kind Something you'd want us to discuss on the show Or you can even just tell me how your day's going I am Josh Potter and I'm coming up, I'm going to be in Poughkeepsie, New York Big time stuff, going to New York State, the Empire State's New York, not the city though Poughkeepsie, New York, June 1st, June 2nd and 3rd I'll be in Saratoga Springs, New York June 1st will be at the Laugh It Up Comedy Club in Poughkeepsie June 2nd and 3rd, the comedy works in Saratoga Springs So please be buying tickets for those At Josh Underscore Potter is the Instagram at JUnderScorePotter Is the Twitter Other than that, keep rating, reviewing, subscribing And I want to let you know, I do got a Patreon I never really talk about it, it's bad that I don't talk about it, I should talk about it more It's only 5 bucks a month and me and my buddy Matt Bergman do a podcast for you every week Got some bonus things and this week, actually I'm going to start fucking around with live streaming on the Patreon And for the patrons, you can join me on livestream I'm going to just send out the Zoom link to all of them So whoever wants it actually, really, I don't know how many what the limit is yet on Zoom link giving away But it'll be a nice hang, so if you want to join up now, maybe it's the perfect time to get involved Because I'm going to be starting to do that this week So let's get into the show, Kirsten's here, Alex, Rob, how are y'all? Good! I almost had a roach for you, but oh my god, two seconds I saw that on Instagram, you were trapped on in a drawer I mean, I didn't trap it, he's living there, he's taken a living situation Can I say something gross? Yes This is kind of hoarder-sy I have a big walk-in closet in my spare bedroom, and I keep some stuff in there And in the back corner is a giant roach, that died a long time ago But I have not taken its corpse out, but I just know it's back there somewhere Because I saw it one day, and I go, ugh, I'll take care of that later And then I just like, a week went by and I go, that roach is still back in there And I just don't go in that closet really anymore Unless it's to grab something and I grab something real quick on the other side of it, and then I leave So it's back there somewhere, is that hoarder-sy? Um, no, I mean, kind of-ish, it's dead, so it's dead, so like half your problem's done This one is very much alive, it's very much scurrying out underneath equipment that I need to get to Can you hear it when it moves? Uh, yeah Yeah Yeah, because they have those weird little legs that they don't shave Is it like one of the ones here on this cake? I don't know if it's visible or not Honestly, it's not far from that size I'm I behind the cake? I don't even know, but there is a beautiful cake sitting in front of me Yeah, we can see the cake Yeah, I didn't know if I was like hiding behind it or not, but beautiful cake Thank you to Period Pastries for sending that in I don't even know what the occasion is, but that's even more of an occasion Thank you so much, there's an ashtray of cigarettes that are a piece of the cake It's gotta be the most like, mindfuck of a cake to eat Probably with the roaches and cigarette butts and ash on it It's hilarious, it's beautiful, thank you so much, it's incredibly well done It looks like one of those things on Netflix where I don't know if I'm cutting in half into a real ashtray Or is it, is it a real ashtray or is it a cake? This one's a cake, thank the Lord Oh boy, I was riding in an Uber here, I decided I made a hot take on Twitter today I said that, uh, and I don't know if I'm gonna offend anyone in the booth I find jazz insufferable I hope we get jazz remixes for the intro, so bad I cannot bear it, oh my lord And here's the thing, it's a specific jazz, because I was in a... I was in a jazz band at one point in my life, played alto sax, but we played like classical gas and shit We didn't play like, you know, it was all band shit, so it was like, you know ♪ ♪ ♪ You know what I mean, like that kind of dumb shit You know, like, the shit you play in a suit And then now, the shit that I can't stand is the ones where it's like fucking all over the place And it's just like, this is noise, this is like, I feel like an old man saying that about rock music or something But I'm like, this is a cacophony of nonsense, and it's drilling a hole in my brain I'm talking about this shit, I'm like in an Uber like this ♪ ♪ ♪ This was in an Uber Okay, I can respect your opinion, if this is the test I'm like sitting in the back of this going like, I... this is how I get ♪ ♪ ♪ I don't know if that's translating, but that's like a bomb It's translating It's translating I'm like... Do I take the wheel and just drive us off the road? Because that's what I feel like I'm gonna do, I'm in one of those modes where it's like, I can't handle it I always feel like that type of jazz is made to be heard in the room Like, when you're in it... With the band there? When you're in it, it makes a lot more... Like when you're listening to it in like the smokey bar, it makes sense But like in the back of an Uber, like you lose every part of like the charm I gotta be on some serious devil's lettuce to get into the mood, I think, if I'm at a bar That's what's happening at a jazz bar, I don't know what we're talking about here Yeah, I know some jazz cabbage, maybe that'll help me, but I smoke a lot of weed And I get into these Ubers and when it's fucking... I'm like, oh my god, I started looking out the window like... This ride is 25 minutes... I'm gonna just drive off the fucking road I'm gonna take a fucking piano while you're in Put it around the neck of the driver and take us both out Like the fucking... like two face and Batman Oh, I did get an email at Josh Potter show at gmail.com This has nothing to do with jazz, I just wanted to get that off my chest Oh, it was very nice though, Chloe Capri... Who I'm a big fan of She actually tweeted to me, she goes, I wish you could hear it the way I hear it And I was like, I wish I could hear it the way you hear it too, let's... Maybe if we hang out, you can show me, that'd be cool So I'm gonna shoot my shot with Chloe Capri Anyhow, I just declared that right here on the podcast We got an email at Josh Potter show at gmail.com that says, hello Josh and team Big fan of your show, I, like Miss O'Donnell, am not so well versed in the world of sports But you being my sole source of sports news allows me to mostly understand and participate In the guy's group chat, when it takes a turn into athletics, so big thanks I ran into this very old story from a hometown paper and thought, you may find some interest in it So that was it, the sports thing was aside from it And I've got some, I've got a hot sports take coming up later in the program during the sports section And I've had it with these NBA people, I gotta tell ya, I've had it, we'll get into it But we'll do that later, right now it's the news, and this is actually an old timing news Bop bop bop bop x3 x3 Read all about it, a woman in 1894, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania Roach infested house has 17 roaches extracted from her ear The more things change, the more the pours stay the same Sources below, second page near the bottom, your friend and first time roach reporter Shane So yes, we have the article someplace, oh down at the bottom, look at that, thank you But we do have, isn't there like a picture of the parchment or something that it was printed upon? I sent with it, but I don't know if that's what this reads Southern Bethlehem, Pennsylvania December 14th, Mrs. Fly, her name is Mrs. Fly Mm-hmm, that's depressing Any who Mrs. Fly, what a conundrum of a name, as she has 17 roaches in her ear A 49 canal street, West Bethlehem, had 17 cockroaches taken from one of her ears yesterday by her husband And so this is in 1894, they don't have like cute little tweezers, I'd imagine Her husband was probably in there with a fucking wrench Pulling these fucking things out, who knows? About 10 days ago Mrs. Fly felt a pain in her ear, she thought it was the result of a cold But when it grew worse, she applied a liniment That's a whole time you shit right there, I'd imagine A liniment, anyone? I actually looked that up and it's basically just like a lotion A liniment? Yeah, that's like when they'd be like, come town to the corner store and get your potions Get your licksers and potions, in linements! This did not relieve her and her husband dropped a small quantity of Cuff-calforated oil in the air The pain continued, is that what that word is? Campforated? Yeah, alright, I don't fucking know, a bunch of old-timey bullshit Mr. Fly, I can't believe he didn't put leeches on her face to fucking get them out Mr. Fly blew tobacco smoke into his wife's ear Well that'll do it, I think you should, that's like modern times If I get a cut on my leg, if I have a creek in my neck, I just blow smoke on it and go It'll clean it right up His surprise, maybe imagined because when he saw a live-roach crawl out of the ear With a hairpin, he then extracted five more So they're just like up in her fucking brain? I mean, how big is this woman's ear? I would have been concerned if she said they pulled him out of her pussy But her ear? That's small, that's tight quarters I can't even imagine one getting in my little tiny ears Everyone comments how small my fucking ears are I like that the tobacco smoke, he's like And then they just start crawling out They know, the roaches love tobacco smoke, don't we? What's that? And then they crawl out At intervals since then, more than them have been taken from Mrs. Fly's ear Until 17 and all have been extracted, the house in which they live is full of roaches So this woman's just going to bed at night and they're all like What a heavy sleeper She doesn't even give a shit that they're crawling on her face 1894 But yes, this goes along the lines of your story with Now are you going to be even more nervous? You gotta get rid of this thing What if it makes babies and they all crawl into your ear? That's what I'm so- don't put that in my mind That's my biggest fear, is having a bug under my skin or just like Yes Embedded in me, but I already feel like he probably is He's probably in there just laying eggs inside my tripods and stuff That's the thing, they gotta be babies and they hatched in there This one's big, this one is like, he's like this big Well he's not fit in your ear He's coming to the studio next time No, you can't bring him in your car He's a mascot I mean, we can find another one that's local, I'm sure Are you going to bring yours in? You don't need to transport, I mean my dead one, I should just tax a Dermi and at this point and hang it on my wall, it's huge To the point where I'm like, I don't, that closet, we don't go on that side Someday I've got to get a corner in there to take its body out I've got to call like fucking pest control and be like, can you extract those Roach corpse from my fucking closet? Because god damn, it's terrifying Oh boy, 1894 She's lucky it's just roaches that were in her I have that fear too, by the way, with the like scabies You ever see the mummy, you know, in the little bugs, what are they called? Scarybs Scarybs, I was calling them scabies Scarybs isn't fun either Scabies, that's like herpes or something? No, those are like kind of... It's like crotch-wise? No, it's like, their insects like live under your skins It's mites, it's mites So it's kind of the same Scabies, what is the other one? Scarybs Scarybs, these ones are like big ones, they just go And then they like leave a little bubble on your skin And you watch a crawl into your heart and kills you Yikes, don't pull that up, I don't want to see a scarab But I, uh, yeah, I have that, you ever see the movie bug? It's with Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon And they, uh, you know, they start having this whirlwind romance And they start going like the government's listening to us So they put tin foil up in their entire house They tin foil all the walls And they think that the government is also injecting bugs into them So they're spraying everything down, very COVID-like things Well before COVID even existed, but they're spraying, they're like cleaning everything They're spraying everything down And really what it is, is they're just on meth The whole time, you find out at the end Spoiler alert, they were on meth the whole time I kinda want to watch it though, though Yeah, it's kind of fun But it makes you think like you have bugs in YouTube Cause they're all like, they're like scratching at themselves and shit But it's meth, don't worry folks It's only meth, they're just two meth heads in a trailer At the end, it's kind of a letdown Sounds like home But let's get into the news officially, let's get out of this Pest control talk and into the serious business ♪ Bam bam bam bam bam ♪ ♪ Bam bam bam bam ♪ ♪ Bam bam bam bam ♪ ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ♪ I shot my shot with Chloe Capri to start the show off, but here we have an only fans fan Who probably shouldn't have shot their shot to start things off in the news An Australian Only Fans model has revealed an awkward discovery That her stepfather was her number one customer Now if that's not a mori episode, where's mori today? Have these beer episodes Forget that you are the father, be like, your stepfather is jerking off to ya Is your stepfather jerking off to you? Let's see here Survey says, I don't know what he says anymore What does he say when he says you're the father? Does he say the results are in or what does he say? Results are in, survey says, it is your stepfather And here your stepfather has bought every pay-per-view video that you've ever made A new South Wales Australia based woman who posts on TikTok under the handle Taha shared in a video on Tuesday that she'd ruined her mom's marriage And she was signing out that this gentleman who was her stepfather spent almost two grand Australian on her content And had requested custom made videos Two grand Australian, what's that, like 200 bucks? I think they're dollars out there Not only do I want to see the conversion rate, I want to see what this lady looks like See if I can go, well, step that, I kind of get it Not your real daughter It's about $1,300 US $1,300 And that's your number one customer What does this lady look like? Let's see, we gotta help her out at least with only fans That's her, she's cute enough I don't know what she's doing on there Does that hurt where she talks about it? She's gonna be like, yeh, my stepdad, yeh I'm gonna hear some Australian talk Stepdad was my top driver on my naughty website My naughty website Now what you're all thinking, oh, stepdad fantasy could have made content from it Blah, blah, blah That's not what we were thinking We weren't thinking that for the record And maybe if you were thinking that, you would have a number one customer that spent more than $1,300 so far Anywho This man had been in my life since I was 11 years old and spent $2,000 on custom content every single video that I sent out When I caught him, he denied it to all of his friends And obviously my mum got rid of him straight away But yeah, if you want to talk about family trauma My stepdad watched me have SEX with my partner for two months Wow, can't abide such idiocy any longer No, that is bad, I mean, wow, that's basically like, well, I've seen this girl grow up and now I'm gonna watch her fuck Two grand, if it's on customs, depending on how the period of time that is actually a substantial amount of money And boy, oh boy I like how she's like, ah, we could have made some content here Imagine like since she was 11, he never once gave her an allowance He wouldn't tell this moment Yeah, well, he's like, hey, you know, make up for all the times you mowed the lawn for free I mean, here's the thing, how do you get caught, guy? I mean, did you have your name be what your name is? I mean, make it something completely oblivious I just don't understand how one would get caught here It says, ah, I ruined my mum's marriage, yada, yada, yada So when I first started my website, I had this customer who was my number one customer Bought every single thing that I sent him He was pretty much a follower since the beginning We would talk every day, he made custom requests, very specific things He's like, can you go into the one, he knows like the way out of the house Can you go into your kitchen and I don't know if you have a lazy Susan in the corner Maybe like do it on top of that She's like, how did he know a holler lady's lazy Susan? I can't do fucking Australian We would talk every day, that's so fucking wild Within two months the user who had also had an account on TikTok With the same handle had spent two G's The social media platform informed her But they were also in her phone contacts Well, that is, you don't link up all your contact info guy Come on, once again Can't abide such idiocy any longer I went absolutely mental trying to figure out who this person was from my contacts It was my father That's pretty British, I don't know what I'm doing You sound like Arthur Knight right now That's not it My name is not Adrian Vastalanda, then what was his name? I believe your human was Nigel Rickenbottom Nigel Rickenbottom, I can't walk I narrowed it down to six people and one of them was my stepdad I went in with my gut feeling and I messaged the website account And I said, I know who this is Within two minutes I got a text from my stepdad saying, hey, can we talk, Tay? The woman said her stepfather had been a part of her life since she was 11 years old When I caught him, he denied it to all of his friends And obviously my mom got rid of him straight away That's a long... I mean, I don't know how old she is now, please, Lord, let it at least be a decade But that's a long time to be with somebody and not know that they're a nefarious sort But yeah, if you want to talk about family trauma, my stepdad washed me, have sex with my pot And now for two months, the woman told the Daily Telegraph that her stepfather had left the family home And was no longer in contact with them and she blocked him From my pages on all platforms Well, that seems silly, because if he's gone, if he's out of the picture, the mom got rid of him Collect the check, sweetie I mean, come on And at least let the guy have the only fans account at this point I mean, who the hell? At that point, it's over Collect the money He wouldn't even come into the house to collect his belongings while I was there I have not heard from him since the day I called him out She urged other people who create content on the adult content site to be comfortable That it is highly likely someone from your school gym workplace or family is watching your every move Yeah, but they're participating, he wasn't... I mean, granite, this is weird because it is so close and proximity to your mother and your family And it's a guy that raised you essentially, but if it's someone from your gym or your school or your workplace, that's who you hope is watching, I would imagine Isn't that the whole point to get some people out there and have them watching and paying for your content? Sure, not your step-dad But the guy from the gym, give him a break! He's contributing to small businesses More than a thousand people took to the comments of the woman's video Writing that they not expected her story to take the twist that it did I was imagining you selling earrings and necklaces and was thinking that sweetie supporting your business One wrote, a second commented, I thought by website you meant selling jewelry or a craft Well, those people are fucking... are words, I mean, what are they talking about? You step-dance on your Etsy? Idiot woman! Get the... I mean, let the guy at this point, let him subscribe You know, he's just gonna make another one I mean, then he's gonna be sending in... you can't... unless you can block credit cards I don't think he can prevent him from just being like, well, it all went up in flames Might as well hop back on a subscription, what do you say, you know? Well, moving along, we have a story from T-Bone By the way, T-Bone is just going hard in the paint for this Roach Reporter of the Year in 2023 If you want to compete with him, you gotta send things in, Josh Potter Show at gmail.com But I gotta tell ya, I was inundated with T-Bone reports this week To the point where I was like, I guess I'm picking majority of T-Bone reports I mean, he really is trying to make up for his error early in the year, I must say This is about a trick that I've heard about many times It's almost like a Saturday morning cartoon trope at this point But it's about a baggage trick that a gentleman took upon himself to actually do And he got fined by the airline So it says here another day, another traveler with a bold new strategy To game the luggage-fine system, an Australian teen, what's with all these fucking Australians? An Australian teen was slapped with a fine after attempting to circumvent an airline baggage fee By donning more than 13 pounds of clothing, a scene in a video blowing up online So he did the old, I'm just gonna wear all my clothes This is like every open-mikers joke about spirit airlines, how they get on there without paying the baggage fee This is all, this guy, this person is a boy, right? Or is it a lady? It's a lady? Yeah, okay. It's a, it didn't say this thing, sorry for misgendering So she decided to just wear a bunch of her clothes So she could avoid the extra weight fee I look like a bear, I'm a small and petite But I looked like the exact opposite Adriana said, she's 19 She was wearing a bazillion clothes, 13 pounds of them to be exact How do you go through the old TSA with that though? Because they're really like, you know, they don't let you wear a jacket through that thing And then they patch it on, I wear a hoodie She was flying out of Australia, right? So they don't have TSA in Australia? That's an FAA thing, isn't it? No, no, she's flying not to America They don't have TSA? I don't think so Oh my lord, well what's going on? Who's gonna stop, what if, you know When you get in? Osama bin Laden wants to get on one of their planes They're not as concerned They don't care? They got jumbo jets too, they could just not fly one of those They don't think two ounces of water is gonna do anything I guess not, that's crazy Well, I did travel, I mean, I feel like traveling in Europe, there was TSA I thought it was an FAA regulation, that's circumvents, you know Jurisdictions, I thought, but hey, whatever, I guess we're just, you know Flying loose out there in Australia, you guys don't care if they fly one of those jets into the opera house or whatever Fly one into a kangaroo I mean, I don't know what's out there It says here that domestic travel in Australia is not subject to powder, liquid, aerosol, and gel restrictions Oh my god, now we're just informing the terrorists Even they don't, they're like, I'm not getting on a flight there, buddy, no way They're not going, even just to fly into a building, they're like, not too far to go I'm not getting on that flight, you kidding me? So anyway, this lady, she put on all the clothes She was on a girls trip with her pal and said that she knew her luggage was over the airline's 15 pound limit after she could barely close her bag in the hotel room Nonetheless, the duo slept their oversized load to the airport in the hopes that the crew wouldn't have time to check, which proved not to be the case When we went to board, we saw them pulling out a trolley with a scale That's when she got the unorthodox idea We thought the only way that we could take the weight off our bags is if we put it on ourselves So we started putting all our jackets and coats on, said the gal I've seen people do this on spirit, like I said They think they're like, I don't want to pay the extra bag, feed the spirit, you know, they charge you for everything They charge you for like a seatboat That's why it's just better to fly a regular airline at the end of the day Where they don't have these little arbitrary rules It's amazing, they won't let you fly with a 15 pound bag But you're like, you got knives, bring them on board, we don't care We don't even have metal detectors You just walk right up to the terminal here Look at her, she looks nuts I mean, that's just an America, they would have just been like, uh, you're just an obese person flying Would you like the extra belt? As well as layers of jackets and jumpers I had a baggy trousers on and I was stuffing t-shirts and my iPad and then we saw her do that She looked like fucking, I don't know, she looked like a cop with a body cam with that iPad on her there By the end, her luggage only had two pairs of shoes, a bag, a pair of jeans, and a couple of socks I was hysterical, I was laughing so much Despite the commitment to the hack, it ultimately didn't fly as the airline told them they still had to pay a $65 fine Everyone in line was staring at us and laughing and I said it was kind of embarrassing People were annoyed that we were holding up the plane If that wasn't humiliating enough, the two bozos were forced to endure an 80 minute flight Cacooned in clothing like an attack dog trainer as seen in the footage This is how I'm going to, this is how I'm going on the flight she said in the video I'm in tears, they said in an Australian voice Well, I mean, here's the thing, I don't know, the airline is wonky They don't care, these people come on with bombs Look, I mean, geez Louise, they're worried about their clothes, I guess At the end of the day, that's how they could hide things, but after hearing that they don't have TSA, basically I don't know, it's all upside down to me folks Seems weird Here in this story, another one from T-Bone This one I found very interesting A woman had a two year sexual relationship, this is a dating story A woman had a two year sexual relationship with a female victim she tricked into believing she was a man This is kind of hot Oh, is that the one? I mean, she could trick a lot of people, I would imagine that way She's not doing too much, I thought it was going to be like a she's all that kind of thing It's not at all We're sure, we're sure that's a trick, huh? At this point, the woman should have been like close enough, you know, I don't know The complainant had sex twice with Blade Sylvana, what a name They met on a dating site called Plenty of Fish If you're on Plenty of Fish folks, let me tell you, as a guy who's drudge the bottom of the sea as far as dating and everything goes Plenty of fish is for homeless people and mentally ill people I mean, you're not getting, unless you just want to fuck a woman who needs a warm place to sleep You shouldn't go on Plenty of Fish If you want, if you got extra canned goods in your cupboard and you want to get your dick sucked, then you go on Plenty of Fish This woman was even planning on marrying the 40 year old until discovering her partner was actually a woman I mean, I would have been like e-gats You don't say, I mean, she could have got away with it forever with me It took two years? Oh my lord, and they only had sex twice in two years Yeah, she got away with it twice She's like, well, I had to get over the fact that they were an ugly man first and then I had sex with them twice And then I was like, wait a minute A woman does this person have a penis? That's what I'm curious about Cambridge Crown Court heard the pair met in 2016 when Sylvana posted on the site claiming she was a man looking for a woman They met in person in December that year and kissed before having sexual intercourse on two separate occasions But Sylvana allegedly used an unknown item during sex to penetrate the woman Ahhh, always had on t-shirts and boxers Ahhh, an apparatus was used Unknown item, it's a dildo I mean, it wasn't like she was using a curling iron or some shit Did it feel like a dildo? Probably was one She was using her cane Yeah, is that a cane? Oh lord, oh my lord! Oh my lord, it's to hide the fact that she has a vagina The alleged victim, I have to walk with this king's, my penis is so heavy The alleged victim only discovered her true identity two years later when her contacts synced on a new Facebook That's a second story that has been doused by contact syncing Don't sync your contacts folks, that's the message here That's the message of the day That's going to be a roach tenant Keep your contacts unsinked, otherwise you're getting in trouble It revealed a different surname for Sylvana She today still referred to the defendant as a he, adding, I've only known blade as a man The woman denied telling Sylvana her sexual fantasy was to have sex with a woman and said She did not identify as bisexual on her dating profile Deborah White defending also claimed the surname Mendez, which Sylvana used during the relationship was a part of the fantasy and was chosen because it was the surname of a football player Mmm The lawyer also claimed the pair never met in the flesh and all their communication took place on the phone Which the complainant denied It wasn't a real relationship, it was an opportunity to explore another part of her character The communication was a role play fantasy The alleged victim responded, it felt very real when emotions got involved, I was not acting on my behalf So then why does it matter that she's a woman, that's what I want to know She looks pretty manly to me and I think you could kind of just go, eh, cause here's the thing I have said this time and time again We're getting so elaborate with these surgeries Some of these doctors are artists And if a woman made me fall in love with her And then we had sex and I found out she was a guy I'd kind of be like, you got me, I mean I'm in love with you You're hot, whoever made this is a genius I want them to win awards, you know what I mean, these doctors They should be getting like, awards in the Smithsonian or whatever, you know, like an art gallery or something I mean they are doing true, wondrous work and if it dupes you, you should just accept that And be like, well, hey, you got me, I'm all aboard This one, I don't know that a doctor did this necessarily I think nature and God did most of it, but, you know, she's convincing, is all I'm saying So who cares at the end of the day? Sylvano of Bishop's Castle Shh, this is some more UK shit, or I'd assume right, not Australia She lives in Bishop's Castle in Swrofia She denies two counts of assault by penetration That's what they're getting her on You penetrated the lady with your, I assume, cane Oh my lord It's really just more mind-boggling that the woman saw this and was like, this man is for me Even if it was a man, let's just say that it was a man the whole time with a real penis I'm still not going like, ooh la la You know? Oh boy, we've seen a few like her though, it's not men's words Speaking of handicaps Listen next story is entitled, wheelchair pranksters I think this is another T-bone number Disturbing videos show a group of high school students mocking a Louisiana teen with cerebral palsy While riding around on his motorized wheelchair, which they swiped as a part of a sick prank Now why is this happening? There's a rash of these, we saw Daniel Breair's kid did the same thing, stole the wheelchair, threw it down the stairs Leave the wheelchairs alone I don't know, I mean, I see a lot of people wearing fake glasses out there You know, they wear them to look stylish And I kind of get, you know, I got a little annoyed because I don't want to wear these fucking things 24-7 And so I thought, what if I just got a wheelchair? Would that be appropriating? Because they're appropriating my handicap So why can't I just buy a wheelchair and just be like, I don't want to walk today You know, I get a straw, blow myself around Why not? Why can't I? If I can afford it, I can buy an electrical bike Why can't I buy an electrical wheelchair? So maybe that's what we got to do We just got to make wheelchairs more I don't know, what's the word, like accessible for everyone? We all should just get wheelchairs Just go to Walmart Do they have them? They got the electric ones Yeah, but those are the ones who put a quarter in them and then you're like, well, if you get too far away they don't work anymore You get like five laps around the store before it dies, I guarantee Yeah, but here's the thing, we stole, not a wheelchair When we were kids, we stole the electrical I guess it's like wheelchair adjacent It was the carts that old people would use at the grocery store Where they'd sit in them and use them like a rascal Those types of carts Yeah, that's what I'm talking about I guess that's not a wheelchair, but it is a chair with wheels that we use That's what I'm thinking Yeah, so I mean, we stole one of those and we drove it down the street And it didn't get very far before it died, then we had to throw it in a bush Because we were going to carry it back Anyhow It's not like we were doing this though With a kid with cerebral palsy where we were like, let me borrow that And then we just drove it down the street until it died But I think we should be able to like, you know, I want to see I want the slickest wheelchair, that would be like Pretty sick actually, if you got like the smoke Show me like the most expensive souped up wheelchair I'm going to buy one And then I'm just going to have, I'm just going to like get around now I'm like going to the grocery store And people will be like, you know, opening doors for me People will be like treating me like I'm a god And they have no idea, then I just get out I'm like, hey, what's up Jeff? How you doing? Is that a wheelchair? Yeah See now that's a little, I mean, that's just like Well like, killed those who are buying a cigarette Yeah, that's like you're going to, that's, you're becoming one with the machines in that case So these are just like ones that are like specifically pimped out I didn't know if there was like six series I didn't know if there was, that's what I was going to ask I didn't know if these were just like, these are tricked out by their user Or their families I want one, like what's the top of the line right off the factory line You know what I'm saying? I want that one Even if it's got a straw or whatever I don't know, do they do straws anymore? Cause now you would imagine there's some AI or something where they can just like blink And then it would go, I don't know, like a segue I don't know, we're going to find out, I'm going to do some research But these gentlemen, you know, we could have prevented this Maybe they were just concerned, or curious as to how it worked While riding around on his motorized wheelchair, one of the clips posted on TikTok and Facebook by the ninth grader, Tayshaun Landry's mother Shows the boy riding her son's wheelchair in an Abbottville High School hallway strewn with toilet paper The student makes squealing and slurring sounds, well that's not good, you don't want to, you don't do that When you're riding in the wheelchair, you should just be like, hello Governor You know, and tip your cap and things like that, act like a gentleman Say you're just giving it a whirl, giving it a bit of a spin His wheelchair has been in a classroom at the time The student's gained access to the school according to the official Senior pranks are fun and all But when you make fun of my disabled kid and his belongings Then it becomes my problem, yeah you don't want to piss off a mother like that, no sir And do we have the video, we have the video, yes These are just those are like fancy That's what we're up past Yeah, we'll go look at them in a second Let's see what we're dealing with here Now I find it interesting, we just saw a picture of Tayshaun Landry The victim of this crime, yet they block out or blur out the teen who is responsible for it here You'll see in a second Why do they blur his face out or hers? I don't, again they don't want to misgender See I can't tell if they're mocking or if they're scared Because they're moving so fast on this top of the lying wheelchair You know, but no they blur out the face though of the person who did it That seems counter productive, but I guess they don't want people You know piling on this child, making a childish mistake I don't care whose parents got upset, but there will be consequences I said what I said, y'all played with the wrong child And the wrong mama, this lady is going to kill you Whoever this becomes, whoever's problem this is Cerebral Prazier, we know what that is I was just going to read what Cerebral Prazier was I don't want to do that, we know what it is It's terrible As a mother it hurt me to see my son upset And not wanting to go back to school because he took it as people making fun of him Because he's different I was upset, I was mad, I was crying I tried to stop myself from crying because I wanted to go to the school And I couldn't, I was just upset the boy told the news outlets I don't know what that means necessarily, but here's the thing Embrace being different, that's what I say I mean, I want a wheelchair, we're looking at them right now, I'm shopping I'm jealous, I want the best one And I don't know, maybe you don't have the best one, maybe you just have a cool one Maybe they just wanted to ride it and be like Yeah, not everyone's as cool as me and can ride around this all day So take it that way, I would say to the child But who am I to say? I get pissed at these wheelchair people, I gotta tell you They make me upset sometimes, you know, they're always like boo hoo way away You know, when I go blind, no one's going to have the sympathy for me That they do for the wheelchair people People are like, look at this blind idiot walking around running into shit I ran into a screen door the other day And everyone laughed No one even a little bit concerned Oh did I hurt my leg? No one cared They weren't like, aw that sucks, they were like, hahaha Now, would my mom go in there, you think? No, not even for a fucking second Not even once Well how many fingers am I holding up, you wouldn't do that to that kid You wouldn't be like, oh no, he swells That's right. Time to talk about sports. People who run and things like that. Phillies, we talked about the Phillies last weekend. How. What a wonderful video we saw of one woman who was absolutely gorgeous. Grinding on top of what we discovered was another woman and boy oh boy was it just a sight for sore eyes. That's what I gotta say. I mean it was really truly something. Well more evidence is coming out and there's a blog that came to me for Nando sent this in. First time road reporter I do believe is what he said. And it says what everyone got wrong about the Phillies video. Who knew a day at the ballpark would lead to this? Do we have the video from last week? Can you pull it up? So people we can refresh people what we're discussing about. The Internet is buzzing about a viral Phillies fan who stole the spotlight in the stands revealing her bra under a tiny tank top in short shorts during the field during the Phillies to one win over the Toronto Blue Jays. The woman who was filmed appearing to dance on someone's lap in the upper deck at Philly Citizen Bank Park has been identified as Adrian Fabi. We did that. We identified her. Good job Rob. That's according to Outkick and Rob for the record. Fabi seems to be embracing her Internet fame. According to Outkick Fabi shared a PDA photo with her female friend at the game and addressed one misconception about the viral video. Everyone following me because of that video thinks I was seducing a man. Laugh emojis. No, just bestie. Well, we were on top of that well before the Internet. And I'm not going to lie. I had no idea because I can't see. And so it took the team here to discuss that. We went through the sleuthing. So everyone got this wrong. But I wanted to point out that we got it right here at the Roach Motel on the Josh Potter show. That's right. Only accurate news when it comes to women who look like that at the very least. I'll tell you that. You know, only the best, only the keenest eye, if you will. She also reposted a headline about her viral dance at the Phillies game and wrote, Bro, I'm so gagged like I was really just having fun. I don't know that. In a separate post, which included a selfie in her holding a surfside iced tea vodka drink she added. All the moms hate me here. She is a self described hot mess. Oh, well, maybe I should DM her. According to the bio on her Instagram page, the outlet reported belongs to her, the 24 year old. She celebrated her Jordan year. Oh, her 23 year old, excuse me. So her Jordan year would be, she's 23. On Thursday, the brunette shared a photo posing in the stands of the game where she wore a Philly shirt over a sultry ensemble. Your favorite bimbo, Go Eagles, she wrote on Instagram. She wrongsport. Users in the comments section referred to the viral video with some mentioning how fast she blew up on the internet. She only has 23 posts on Instagram, which include mostly traveling photos and bikini snaps. She enjoys traveling. This sounds now like it's manufactured. Like she's getting ready to gear up to be some sort of influencer and she already had this in the bag. She's like, just one video is going to go viral. I'll be all set. She spends a lot of time in Philadelphia, according to Instagram and she has a number of tattoos, including roses, ink on her. All right, the guy's getting creepy here. We didn't need an autopsy on the lady. She's Louise, but I thought that was interesting and I'm glad that we got things right here and we're going to strive to continue to do that. Moving forward. Now, this one, another one from T-bone. God bless you, T-bone. You sent in a whole shit ton of things. Although I did get this one from a few others out there. It is about a Denver Bronco quarterback. That's not Cecil Wilson. Of course, Cecil Wilson, the quarterback of the Denver Broncos going into his second year and hopefully a less sort of calamity of a year. They've got a new coach, Sean Payton, who already fired all of Russell Wilson's employees that he had separate from the team. There were guys. Russell Wilson's personal coach had his own office. I mean, it was a real shit show in Denver last year. So Sean Payton, who's won Super Bowls with the New Orleans Saints won Super Bowl. He is trying to clean things up and they brought in a new backup quarterback, Ben Danucci, who is most famous for playing for the Dallas Cowboys in games where you go, who the hell's starting for the Dallas Cowboys? Ben Danucci? Who the fuck's that? Did he just deliver my pizza to me? I mean, everyone was like, who the fuck's Ben Danucci? And then he balls out and I love stories like that. You're like fucking Ben Danucci just beat whomever. You know, it's crazy. He won a couple of games. So they signed the quarterback, Ben Danucci to the roster to add depth to the position behind Russell Wilson. So Danucci, he was getting some playing time with the Cowboys a few years ago as I mentioned, then he went to the XFL. He was playing for the Seattle Sea Dragons of the XFL. And he kind of found his way back to camp back into the NFL with a new coach, Sean Payton, as I mentioned. Now the owner of the new CEO and owner of the Broncos is also the chairman of Walmart. His name is Greg Penner. So upon them, you know, arriving to camp, Danucci was out there doing some drills, throwing some balls. Unfortunately for Ben Danucci, he threw his first interception to third round draft pick, Drew Sanders. And there was more to that interception. If you looked at it, it was a good play by Sanders. It was right in front of Greg Penner. This according to Sean Payton. I was telling Greg before practice how this Ben Danucci was doing well. I told Ben I said, you know, he owns Walmart. If it doesn't work out here, I'm sure there's a greeting opportunity somewhere at one of his local stores. You know, that wouldn't necessarily cut so deep. It would be a funny joke. If Ben Danucci wasn't a sliver away from actually having to do with it. Actually having to do that, you know, Ben Danucci is just like one, you know, salary cap adjustment away from literally having to work at a grocery store or something. So Ben Danucci probably is like, going to get the yips now. So let's, it's just something to keep an eye on. And here's the fun part though, folks. The reason I wanted to bring up Ben Danucci even more is because he's going to be backing up Russell Wilson. Say Russell Wilson has another shit here. And Ben Danucci saves the day. You remember where you heard about Ben Danucci first right here on the Roach Motel. Keep an eye on that Ben Danucci waiting in the wings for Russell Wilson to fuck up, which very well could happen. But I had a hot take on the sports. I forgot to bring up before I wanted to lead off with it. The NBA playoffs are horseshit. I mean, they've been horseshit the whole fucking time. I'm trying so hard. I've gotten, you know, guests on this program be rate me about the NBA and how I should watch it and its top tier sport. It has been blow out upon blow out and just snooze fast. Oh, I could watch Joe Chick just score a billion points against the Lakers or I can watch the Boston Celtics not even try. I mean, what are we doing? This is the conference finals in the NHL, the Las Vegas Knights against the Dallas Stars. Both games have gone to overtime. And one of them went to like five. I mean, it's crazy. They're playing like till four in the morning, like three games in one. It's nuts. And everyone's like, Oh, yeah, I'll play offs, man. Real snoo. I'm like, what are you watching? I don't understand the NBA playoffs, even the fucking broadcasters on inside the NBA last night. So like, this is embarrassing. Can we quit too? Can we just stop trying? Because this was awful. And they basically did. They just stopped trying and it's Charles Barkley just being funny, which is cool. I'll take that all day long. But geez, Louise, speaking of basketball, though, moving on to the WNBA, not something you'll hear often on any sports program, let alone this one. But this, I thought this was an interesting story because it involves, you know, sort of some old school mentality mixed with a bit of new school ideologies, if you will. This woman is a coach. Her name is a Dearrica Hamby. Now, forgive me for not being familiar with any of the parties involved in the story. She is the ACEs coach of the WNBA and the WNBA suspended her on Tuesday last week for two games without pay for comments she allegedly made to Hamby. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. The coach's name is Becky Hammond, and she made comments to Dearrica Hamby, a player on the team, about her pregnancy that violated league and team respect in the workplace policies. Now, I wonder what those could be. They cited bullying here. A month's long investigation. Steaming from Hamby's allegations of bullying and discrimination also resulted in the ACEs losing their 2025 first round draft pick because of impermissible player benefits connected to the contract extension she signed. Hamby knew about the punishment Monday, one day after she made her on court debut as a mother of two in the Sparks preseason scrimmage on Mother's Day. With the Sparks season opener set for Friday, the two time All-Star was relieved to close this chapter. I kind of want to move forward and focus on where I am today. I'm healthy. I'm happy. My son is healthy. And I'm playing basketball this season. I just want to move forward. What did she say? I want to know because here's the thing. It's sports. Like if I, I mean, if bullying is a thing in sports, every coach in the history of my life should be in jail at this point. Do you know what I'm saying? It's sports. I mean, if you're going to cry about bullying, you sound like a chick. And I get it. You are. But you want us to watch the, I'm, you know what I'm saying? It's it puts my brain in a pretzel because it's like, Oh wait, there's still girls. So they are going to get like if there's no chance in the NBA, if a coach, I mean, Ben Simmons basically was bullied out of the fucking league. I mean, the guy's probably never going to play again. He has like mental illness problems. He like sat out for seasons because of like depression and shit. You don't think that guy's getting bullied? He's getting shit talked up and down and he can't. I mean, sure, they're always like, we have to end the stigmatism against mental illness, but you know in the fucking locker room, they're like, not up Ben Simmons. You fucking dipshit. You know, they're really up his ass. I'm sure. So let's see what it was so bad that this caused a year long investigation and a team losing their first round rap. She was just probably like, Hey, did you, did you eat a basketball? What if it's just something dumb like that some dad jokes? Oh, uh, good luck dunking like that. They can't dunk anyway. Who am I kidding? I can't even come up with a good bullying for a fucking WNBA person. Uh, moving forward in this article, it's got everything about her son that I don't really care about. Uh, her seven year old daughter asked whether the trade was because her son's legend. Oh, that's funny. She got traded to the sparks and the sun's like, did you get traded? Cause of me? And then she cried. We're all crying. She got traded. She's on the sparks. She went from what Las Vegas aces to the LA sparks. Boo hoo. For my son, he'll be able to see it, meaning her play, I suppose. She said while wiping away tears. I don't think this is the end of it. It's just moving forward, being progressive for working moms. And I think the league has been incredible with it. She can't be the first person to have a child in the WNBA. The woman body is incredible in general. So this coach just probably made some fat jokes is what I'm gathering from all of this. I can't. Nothing has come out otherwise. There's also some rumors that it's based off of her being traded and that she said some sort of statement that indicated that that was in fact the case, that she had been traded because she was going to get pregnant. She was pregnant again. Yeah, that's a smart trade. But then it also says here, like, they made the decision to move her because they could get three bodies in for her one concert. Yeah, that's like smart trade. She's like, hey, get this. San Antonio got two. Yeah. Oh, it's the San Antonio. San Antonio is, I thought it was Las Vegas for some reason. No, no, it's Las Vegas, ACEs, and then it's San Antonio's. What are the Lakers one? What's the one that's like the Lakers? The Los Angeles Sparks. Yeah. Yeah, they're the LA Sparks, right? Yeah, LA Sparks. And it's San Antonio, ACEs. Is that what you said? No, Las Vegas, ACEs. Los Angeles Sparks. So this sounds like a smart trade. If that's bullying, I don't get it because it's like, if a player on a men's team, let's just say it's like, you're the coach of the team. You know, in practice, you're like, that ACL is going to go any day now. Let's ship this guy out of here and get a couple of guys. He's like, you bullied me for my ACL. You know what I mean? Like this woman at inside her knowledge, she's like, well, she's going to be pregnant for the next nine months. We might as well trade her. They don't know. And then we'll get three people back. I would go up there and brag at a press conference too. I'd be like, how fucking smart am I? I duped them. Now they got a pregnant bitch that's sitting on the fucking bench for the next nine months and I got three players. I'm a genius. But no, they took away her first round draft pick and suspended her for two games for bullying. That is nonsense. Can't abide such idiocy any longer. But, you know, what are you going to do? It's the WNBA. Still no one cares despite all of this. And it is, it is getting more popular though. I do give them credit. It's, you know, I don't like watching basketball in any regard. But there is like also an equivalent to the WNBA in the NHL. And that's very fun. And I always root for that to like grow. But it's tough when the NHL has a hard time growing in itself. So now it's like, you know, the WNBA is going to be, you know, lining up in the same sort of scale the way the NBA does with the WNBA. So we'll see. Oh no. Oh Lord. I pushed the wrong button. I got to delete that button. I'm going to delete that button ASAP. Well folks, thank you again to Savvy Sosa and Griff Parker for this wonderful music number for this week's episode. Please to be sending yours in. Josh Potter show at gmail.com. Thank you to T-Bone and all the other road supporters for Nondo. Shane, who we led things off with earlier. Thank you to period pastries for the cake that was up here earlier. 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