141 - Exotic Chicken Fingers - The Josh Potter Show
oh boy here we are we're back inside the roach motel how are you i'm so
wonderful the roach fresh off the road all over the place of course last week I
mentioned I was in Saratoga Springs and Pekipsey and those were a great time I
came back to do the podcast left again went into outer space got abducted by
the mother ship down in Austin had a blast down there thank you to everybody
down there and including Tom Segera for having me on his shows at the
mother ship thanks to Brian Simpson for having me on his shows at the mother
ship and thanks to Joe Rogan for building the damn place but other than that
look for me on some why a major content coming up very soon also look for me
down the road going to be with Andy Letterman in where am I going to be oh
San Antonio in Texas just got done with Salt Lake City and guess what if you
saw the roach down there guess what he's going to be coming back down the
road here in the fall so look for that date other than that we've got shows in
the fall stacking up we've got soldiers in Pennsylvania that's in October I've
got La Jolla comedy store December I've got Tampa Bay Christmas time so things
are filling in the summer a little bit lighter than I would like gonna be at
the ice house with Tom Segera I don't know if that's announced but I just
announced it I guess but nevertheless gonna be there that's happening in
August I think so keep your eyes peeled for the roach out and about and keep
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other podcast doing zoom hangs it's a good time so that being said we also have
cursed in here how are you cursed I'm good we have Alex and the booth and we
also have Milo and the booth today because I have to give Rob a congratulations
on the birth of his child I think I didn't make elected to do that last week
congratulations Rob everyone's healthy and so Rob is on paternity leave but we've
got lots of fun things in store for you this week next week by the way big big
guest big big guest just want to upfront let you know about that but we have so
many sports things to get to that I thought we'd get to the news first and get
that wrapped up because oh my Lord the sports world is just dripping with news
and the top the headlines today it's a dating story I mean we top the last
couple of shows with some celebrity dating things what with you know the man
who was kissing all the people at his concerts from the 1975 breaking up with
Taylor Swift now this one's about a couple getting together Bill Murray is
dating Kellis the milkshake lady and boy oh boy I think in his age you would
think Bill Murray would be lactose intolerant I mean by this point but good
galley Kellis I think she's like 47 and he is 80 something just a wild sort of
union here let's see if anybody can shed light as to how this even came about oh
it says Kellis is 43 and he's 72 I'm I should have just read the story and I
would have gotten the ages but Kellis is making light of the rumors that she
is involved romantically with Bill Murray the milkshake singer 43 reply to a
user commented on her latest Instagram post asking if she was dating the 72
year old actor ma'am would you care to address these Bill Murray allegations
because damn what he doing with all that oh so this user I was giving him an
accent that probably isn't actually how he speaks if I were to venture to
guess based off of the vernacular used Kellis responded LOL no babe I wouldn't
bother at all what does that mean now I'm not so she's not dating him is that
what we're led to believe Bill Murray didn't hit that
Kirsten what do you think I mean are you are you watching this I thought you
were paying attention I have a theory but it comes a little later in the
article all right ma'am would you care to address we already heard that earlier
this week the sudden claim Kellis was seeing the Ghostbusters star Murray whose
second wife Jennifer Butler died back in 2021 13 years after their divorce was
previously photographed watching Kellis's performance at the mighty hoopla
music festival in London Kellis has been open about her grief in the year since
losing her husband so they both lost husbands and wives and perhaps they were
just kind of coming together to console one another maybe relating on that
level and then they fucked or he's a ghost buster and he's helping them find
their late partners that could be yeah he's I mean well don't they usually kill
I did I'm not gonna lie to you folks I've seen Ghostbusters but I just don't it
doesn't it didn't stick with me if you can bust a ghost you can probably find it
he wants the bust in a ghost ex-wife wants to get her back get her back to
bust in her is that a porno bust in ghosts it's gotta be right bust in goes
did it do it do they start off looking for like the other person's partner but in
the end they fall for each other maybe I mean that would that's kind of what I
was thinking they were trying to come together to find the ghosts of their
ex lovers and then they just or just you know at the very least on a if we're
not talking humorously here they could just be coming together be like I lost
my husband I lost my wife and then they just go yeah you know what I'm saying I'm
a very private person generally especially when there is family involved but
there's no denying the impact and evolution my husband's passing hat on my
life I get asked about it all the time well I want to know more about how
people or why people think you're fucking Bill Murray Bill Murray I mean while
father of six he shares sons Bobby BB it would be nice to go to some of these
things and have a date to have someone to bring along oh now it's just sad so
like people made up this rumor and people are like investigating to see if the
rumors true and we just get a sad reality about to grieving people in their
middle and elder ages well God I mean if we didn't just tell you a Santa
isn't real I mean that's basically what the story was it was just a giant bummer
it's like hey guess what we're all adults and nothing's fun that's what that
article basically got to so Kellis and Bill Murray aren't dating and Santa
isn't real and God's probably fake nothing good is happening in the world
that's what that article is trying to come to a conclusion of but I think that's
not true we're gonna get to the sports later and I'm gonna show you plenty
that's good going on in the world but right now Jefferson Natalie sent this
into Josh Potter show at gmail dot com that's where you can send things and
folks send in your articles Griffin Parker sent in another banger of an
instrumental you can send those in as well or you can just give me feedback or
tell me how your days go and I wouldn't mind that at all but Jefferson
Natalie sent this in it's about someone putting wine in a tumbler instead of a
glass and by the way I got to see if I if I screen grab this because this isn't
the first story obviously in the last couple of weeks we've had where violence
occurred because of something minuscule going on during a date this in this
case evidently a woman assaulted a man because he used tumblers for wine
instead of wine glasses now I don't know what a tumbler is for wine I assume
that was like when I thought it was was something called a corath evidently
that's what I thought then when I found out that wasn't it I didn't further
investigate to find out what a tumbler is oh like a fucking coffee mug this is a
first thing that came to my mind was literally a wine tumbler is that a wine
tumbler is that for wine that's like when you're outside yeah it's when you're
camping but when you're camping or when you're by the pool perhaps you don't
want to have glass products with you I get it so this woman evidently wanted
something a little bit more fancy she didn't want the tumbler in last week
we found out about a couple who the gentleman got up in arms remember he
assaulted the woman because she made cauliflower cheese oh yeah I have to make
an apology because both of us all of us here us dumb Americans we assumed
cauliflower cheese was fake cheese created from cauliflower's like vegans would eat
I don't even know if that is that how they make cheese the vegans who knows
exactly who the hell knows if that's even the case but I found oh here so Rob
Martin sent me a DM he says hey Josh I'm sure you've had countless messages I
haven't I have not I had one snarky one that goes they don't even know it
cauliflower cheeses and I go is it not what and then I describe what I just
said to you about the vegans no reply but Rob Martin says here he goes but just
wanted to say about the real Timothy from Wales the man who was like you don't
want to see the real Timothy because he got cauliflower cheese then he was about
to stab his girlfriend that cauliflower cheese is a dish in Britain made of
parboiled cauliflower covered in rich cheese sauce topped with cheddar and then
put in the oven until cauliflower is soft and the top is brown I would love to
be served that on my birthday contrary to Timothy yeah I think I'm on the
other side of Timothy now I think we all agreed with him freaking out I was
about that because I thought we all understood that it was this dish on here and
I'm just now understanding that you thought it was it was cheese made of olive
oil you really thought it what you knew we were talking about I was looking at
this and I was like I love cheesy cauliflower me too what the problem is that's
what I said I go that's because I was like one in a room before who were really
passionate about fake cheese well again I thought it was fake cheese this was not
I had no idea I don't I don't know what the British eats fish and chips tea I
mean I guess a scrumper does that a thing I don't know what you eat over there
so I I mean my head blew out my my fucking nose on that one I blew my head
out my dick because I was like oh well this is even crazier now because this
is delicious looking and I would love to have that just like Rob Martin said
here when he sent me this email Josh Potter show at gmail.com so this one is
another fucking story about people getting violent when it comes to simplistic
things like the cauliflower cheese it says a woman facing possible jail sentence
after lashing out at her ex-boyfriend when she tried to rekindle their
relationship that's nice though they were getting back together a little one of
those like hey let's see maybe we can work this out kind of thing he bought a
bottle of wine Deca Amad 41 turned up at the home of Sylvester's Rulus 28 I
mean good God with these names I thought they were British it was during the
lockdown on April 15th and she messaged him saying surprise I'm downstairs and
I've got a bottle of wine now this happened in the lockout or lockdown probably
quite a bit people were people who were already in relationships were breaking
up left and right and people who were formerly in relationships were probably
like I'm lonely it is lockdown let me call up you know Sylvester's and see how
he's doing these days so she comes over with the old wine however when he
poured it into tumblers rather than wine glasses she flew into a fitter age
and threw it at him he dodged out of the way and it smashed into a cabinet
Amad then slapped him around in the face about 10 times and hit his housemate
Ralvis melders where are these people coming she slaps old Relvis with a belt
before they were able to bundle her out of the house that was when she
dropped her or she dropped her knickers and defecated on his doorstep oh my
Lord that is wild first she got violent and then they're like get out they're
like few she's out of the house oh my Lord she's shitting on the door
look at this woman she's crazy faced those are eyes there's nothing behind
them like a doll's eyes oh my Lord how do you have a shit on decorating dust
crank one out I don't think a glass was gonna stop the shit I think she's gonna do
that either way you just I mean when I have to shit I have to shit but I don't
just go you know what I could shit right now I never am that way I'm never
like you know what I think I want a shit so I'm going to I just I'm gonna
conjure shit in my body and shit it out no matter where I am if I tried to
shit right now I'd be here all day I'd be here till tomorrow probably in this
lady's just like oh yeah I mean god damn I wonder do they say the consistency of
the shit he appeared in court via video link as he is currently in custody on
various charges including stealing the doorbell of Ahmed's home Ahmed said that
that on the day she attacked him with a tumbler she was at his house to retrieve
the doorbell and he had invited her in for one so both of these people are
Kuku bananas however district judge Alex Joan or Jacobs at West Minster's
Blobbady Blue rejected her version of the events and convicted her of criminal
damage and two counts of assault by beating yes darling we don't have evidence of
your doorbell but we do have a pile of your shit on the front lawn of this man
or the front door of this man's house so I guess you're in trouble the
defendant became upset by the complaint and drinking wine from a water glass
rather than a wine glass they call it a water glass the tumbler but there is
like you pointed out specific wine tumblers they must have put it in just some
sort of reusable sort of environmental water bottle type thing there her
previous convictions make it apparent that when she is in the drink she
resorts to violence including using glasses and throwing them towards the
complaint that means that when this lady is tossing them back for us
Americans when in the drink that means getting a little you know choking
back on grandpa's old cough medicine she texted me saying surprise I'm downstairs
and I've got a bottle of wine she had six or seven glasses of whiskey and I had
two or three oh my lord if you get a bottle of wine you don't want to
pre-game it with six or seven glasses of whiskey Jesus I guess no wonder
she was shitting her brains out yeah you know the consistency yeah yep and I
guess you could I guess that's better would you prefer it to just be
something you could hose off like that or one that's like a pile you got to
get a shovel or you got to get a glove I would rather go out there with a
hose and be like all right at least it was translucent at the very least she
was aggressive rude disrespectful I went back to the bedroom and released and
realized she was using my phone I saw Facebook was open in Instagram and she
added nasty text to my Facebook which I deleted straight away this lady was on
a mission holy shit just waltzing up with a bottle of wine infiltrating the
home and going immediately to the phone to just sabotage everything afterwards
she was outside banging on the door suddenly it was silent he was standing
inside and looking at what was going on outside he said she was urinating and
shitting outside my main front door well at least she got silent when she was
doing that part of it you know he didn't hear anything you know to it's like
it goes from screaming to farting all of a sudden you're like what's going on
out there oh my lord what's happening I saw from the third floor window that
she was slapping him with a belt and she was trying to take his bicycle out
and he was trying to take it indoors six police officers arrived and tried to
pin her down she will be sentenced at crown court at a later date what a
loony tune look at this lady oh my god that picture right there just goes I
just look at that in my penis it says don't it's weird how my penis is like a
chimney cricket like that there's so wildly frightening women out there and I
would go like oh wow this is kind of fun and then my penis is like we are not you
are not taking me in there well next up another story coming to us by way of a
perhaps I don't know if he is or if he isn't a first-time roach reporter
Josh Potter show at gmail.com of course where you can send all of your
reporting Jacob Mullin I'll remember it for next time because this story is
pretty wild three women in North Carolina are accused of running a fight club
among elderly people with dementia in an assisted living facility oh you mean
my fantasy I mean that's like what everyone dreams of doing at one of these
things you know they're probably like wouldn't be so fun if we like made them
fight each other and put bets on it and everyone's like yeah if only we lived in a
different time or a different country I bet some countries they applaud this
sort of thing they're like yes empty the rooms nevertheless Marilyn McKay in
Tonancia Tyson and Tanisha Jordan are facing charges of assaulting an
individual with a disability in connection with them allegedly encouraging
residents of the Dan B House in Winston-Salem North Carolina to fight each
other investigators from Winston-Salem Police and North Carolina Department of
Health and Human Services began looking into the center where the three women
worked after receiving a tip as first reported by the Winston-Salem Journal
there's a tip up they're making them they're having an underground I wonder if
they put the rules in place they're like rule one about fight club don't talk
about fight club and then they're like oh yeah they won't remember what's
gonna happen anyway they won't remember tomorrow how do I get this bruise oh
don't you remember you fell down the stairs man they probably kept it going for
so long I would be the guy that's like did you hear about them making old people
fight up the road you just you can go at I won three grand last this is just a
small business I like the entrepreneurship one of the three women was her
telling an elderly resident with dementia who was fighting another resident to
punch her in the face the state reports said citing a video on the incident well
yeah she had that one in her bed of course she's gonna say another staff member
could be heard saying are you recording and you can ascend it to me well that's
how you fuck yourself is starting to send tapes but nevertheless the women
sometimes themselves became physically aggressive with the residents the
report said with video showing one of them assaulting a resident while
another one filmed the incident probably lost her a bed at that moment no
injuries were reported or discovered as a result of the fighting well then
there we go what's the but they I bet they you know I mean it's exercise they
get to have a little fun on the way out and at the end of the day the reason and
risk there is when it comes to fighting and why people probably shouldn't do
it is because of the fact you could get CTE if you already can't you already have
CTE who gives you shit this is who should be fighting not able brained people it
should be people with already demented dementia brains just let them fight and
there's what damage are we gonna do really they might remember some things at
the end of the day a spokesperson for the damby house which is owned by a
affinity living group told NBC News on Tuesday that three women were fired in
June after the management learned of the allegations damby house has a zero
tolerance policy for the mistreatment of those in our care administrators have
been working closely with the Winston-Salem police department throughout its
investigation to ensure justice is served additionally staff training and more
rigorous vetting processes for new and existing employees at damby house will
be implemented what do you do that's more now if I were to tell you that two of
the residents were fighting would you put fifty dollars on one yes or no no
okay good you're hired because the last one they answered that entirely
different that one should have gone in the sports I feel like it's at the end
of the day I think that should be a sport we should sanction it I want to
see more elderly people fighting I mean come on the end of the day does also
a lot of a lot of good and you can have some glory on your way out
all broio boy and this one is probably the topstory of the week I should have
led the show off with it but
so many people sent this one into Josh Potter show
at gmail dot com uh... the red socks playing the Yankees an age old rivalry that
goes back hundreds of years now at this point
uh... happened this past weekend and just in turner of the boss and red socks was
up to bat
and he fouled a ball off of his bat so severely violently
that it went up into the broadcast booth let's give it a listen john sterling
on the call
three two swung on a pop out
back here
out
it really hit me i didn't know it's coming back that far
so once again it'll be three two and he gets back on the call i wish it
played more of him on the call after the fact
you can pause it now but yes no uh...
john sterling by the way so old that he could have been in a fight club at
that home that's how
john sterling is an old man so when he got hit with that ball it actually shows
great professionalism
and uh... it shows that he's an old pro that he didn't curse on the mike
when he got hit with that ball
there was no cursing he just said ow ow he gathered himself
and then he got right back on the call and called the next pitch
he could have i mean he's such an old man
i could have seen him going
this is more of a tip of the cap to john sterling than anything else
for being so professional
because he could have been like
turner
lighting up
there's the foul
and it is way back there
oh fuck
oh my fucking head
i'm bleeding out of my fucking head like he could have gotten i would have gotten
the man is caught up he had to get stitches
do we have a picture of him
all there's the ball look at he's got a fucking he's like all right
he's probably can cussed i mean this man
i mean this is why it doesn't matter if you let elderly people fight in the
fight club because he got hit in the head
and no one even was they made him finish the game and there's just in turn
assigning the foul ball
and it says uh... i think i forget what the what he wrote as far as a message
goes on there
do we have another angle of it because uh... i think we have the angle of
him getting fucking jacked in the face from the booth
here it is right here the sterling cam
three two swung up pop pop
back here
oh fuck
really hit me i didn't know it's coming back that far
how did he not
the now that i'm watching it's like where is he looking that the ball just
fucking he just assumes
that it's not going to make it up there
and he i mean the ball is coming at him and he's watching the game and calling
it is like it's followed back
and he's doesn't even like flinch
it's like it takes a weird bounce though so i think it hits something in front of
him and then bounces up into his face
let's see
fall back here
oh yes okay but still know it bounces on the counter in front of him like it
comes
wildly close to him
on that first bounce
did you see the first bounce
it really hit me i didn't know it's coming back
on the desk
now the three two swung up
a pop pop
back here
oh
i don't know it look
yeah maybe
did he forget that
you know what it looks like it looks like he forgot that there wasn't glass
on the window
that i mean i would have done that too that would have been my mistake
he thought his glasses were the glass or i would have like the opposite would
have happened and i would have leaned forward and been like oh this open
window and check my face on it
but yes everybody sent that bad boy and john sterling
getting decked in the head
with a foul ball from Justin Turner
and another baseball thing that occurred and this is
obviously if you've been watching the Josh Potter show from the beginning
episode i don't know three
is when Nick Castellanos first launched a line drive into left center
during Tom Brennan's apology i think that was like
early early on in the program had to be the first five episodes and if you
haven't seen it
it became uh... a thing that on this show became a running bit
and obviously uh... eventually
we had Tom Brennan on his a guest go watch that episode if you haven't seen it
first interview he ever did on this very podcast
and then he went on to do more podcasts so thankfully
uh... we got him out of his shell a little bit but here's the incident if you don't
know
the initial one
where Nick Castellanos still on the Cincinnati Reds at this point
hits a home run during an apology after Tom Brennan
said something on the air
out of my heart i'm so very very sorry
i pride myself and think of myself as a
a man of faith
as there's a drive in a deep left field by Castellanos it will be a home run
and so that'll make it a four-nothing ballgame
i don't know if i'll be putting on this headset again
so Tom Brennan what he did was he said a little bit of a slur
on a hot mic and then had to apologize and during the apology he
called a home run which everyone it went viral
and since then Nick Castellanos has hit a home run
during wild points in a broadcast whether it be them announcing the death of
somebody whether it be a certain a person apologizing the way Tom Brennan
did for making a mistake a gloomy story perhaps of like
this person just found out that they have
in fact cancer and then they would cast the honest would hit a home run
well the curse continues for Nick Castellanos as this haunts him
throughout his days now even as he is playing for the Philadelphia Phillies
this is the latest one and again this one was sent into Josh Potter show at gmail.com
so many times so thank you for finding it and keep your eyes peeled for these by
the way folks here it is the latest
all right so baseball obviously has this crazy
relationship with ALS because of Lou Gerrard
but there's been a lot of folks yourself including
Sarah Langs John Shambie whose cobbled Cubs television
broadcaster as that ball is rocketed down the left field line that is a fair
ball one hot hot ball
don't freak him around he's being laid down around third here's the
corner he put by ball
so it's not even happening with just home runs anymore the man just hits a ball
and they have to be talking about ALS and Lou Gerrard's disease it's like good
god pick any other batter at the plate to do that right that's what it's
I mean that's what everybody's saying at this point it's at this point if you
are seeing that Nick Castellanos is coming up to the plate and you go
thank god we got that sob story here they're saving it now I feel like they're
deliberately doing it they're trying to go viral I feel like at this point he
was praying that was going to be a home run because it would have gone even
more viral if it was a home run it would be
double the viral virality that it is only of course the people who are paying
close attention like the roaches out there who send in their roach
reporting they caught this one but the world didn't pick up on this one quite
as much as the others because it wasn't a home run but they're trying you can tell
they're trying next up we have some folks went to the white house the Kansas City
chiefs finally I wonder why it took so long it seems like that's something that you do
right after the super bowl but they just went and there was some funny things that came out of it
including Travis Kelsey here at a press conference this would have been funny if he actually
said some wild shit but let's see what he's what he does there's Travis Kelsey
so I've been waiting for this
see at first when I saw that I thought it was even funnier because I thought
Travis Kelsey went up there and started talking and then a secret service or something came up
but that's just Patrick my home's pulling him off I would have like loved him to go up there and
be like you know I have I've been waiting for this moment then he just says something about like
wild like 9-11 is an inside job or something like he gets like crazy that open mic right there I
mean that is like that must have been an electric feeling he must have had just lightning surging
through his body and then Patrick my homes I wonder if they planned that as a bit because no way
Patrick my homes would be that on point to walk over and be like oh hey get him out of here and then
he just goes off like that's that seems like it was a planned idea of some sort but man that
presidential seal you get up behind that the aliens have invaded Iowa you know you just pick a
thing you just say something crazy in front of there it looks like a movie at the end of the day
but also Andy Reed was talking about the food at the White House now Andy Reed is a head coach in
the NFL for the Kansas City Chiefs who is a fat man I mean this man is large and he's lost quite a
bit of weight actually he's been fatter in his day but there he is right there he's got a very
distinct look and you know in a way he's the Lizzo of the NFL if I can relate it to you in any sort
of capacity where people love how fat he is they don't want him to get help it seems they're like
oh Andy Reed is skinnier what a bummer I wanted I like when Andy Reed was super fat and unhealthy
that's crazy and they love talking about food because even though the man is a multi multi multi
multi multi multi multi millionaire he still eats like hot dogs and fucking uncrustables and shit
like he that's all he talks about so they wrote the reporters love asking about what shitty food
did Andy Reed eat today hey Andy how did you clog your arteries and ruin your heart even more so
that you aren't with us as long as you're supposed to be that's basically the press conferences with
Andy Reed at at the end of the day so they're asking about the food that he had at the White House not
what did you say to the president what are the presidents say to you you know tell us about how
monumental it is to get to go to the White House again for a second time with a different president
yada yada yada there could have been endless questions when someone makes a trip like this
that's once in a lifetime maybe even more once in a lifetime since it was twice in a lifetime
but no they ask him about the food because uh oh we love fat Eddie Reed so here let's play it
a french toast grilled cheese and ham sandwich that they sprinkle a little bit of powdered sugar on
I mean it's phenomenal that the guys were and that it was that's nonsense right I mean what the
hell did I mean it sounds I'm sure it's opulent it's at the White House so they probably
concoct things that you and I haven't even thought of and Andy Reed obviously his heads exploding if
he remembers these details down to the tea like this so it's French toast with ham a ham sandwich
and grilled like so it's a ham and cheese on French toast with sugar sprinkled on top is that
one I'm led to believe that's what it sounds like would that be good I don't know that seems
gross yeah it sounds like a mc griddle yeah yeah I guess maybe it is like a mc griddle and that's
why he likes it I don't I don't I'm a bad person to have sort of an opinion on this I guess because
I think it all sounds gross uh so started over let's see it like join his face when he talks about
this this like there I mean it's just kind of wild that the White House has like such crazy food
items and it's like you know I'm not one to clutch pearls but it's like then you see people starving
and you're like in in our country and you're like oh but the White House has powdered sugar
on their fucking French toast and everything it's I mean it's obvious it's one of these things but
it's just kind of gross at the end of the day play a French toast grilled cheese and ham sandwich
that they sprinkle a little bit of powdered sugar on I mean it's phenomenal the guys were and
that it was there was abundance of this abundance yeah disgusting and then I had chicken
fingers exotic chicken fingers and then maybe the best part was it exotic chicken fingers you know
what that is that's the fingers of minorities in homeless that's what that is he doesn't even know
he's eating human discard remains that's what he's eating keep I mean how exotic could the chicken
fingers be they called them chicken strips and he was like yeah maybe that's all it is yeah they're
chicken tenders at the other day they called them chicken tenders play it keep playing I hadn't see
before but little bite-sized squares of the heart of the watermelon the watermelon has a heart
what does that mean he just said he's never seen a cube of watermelon that's what I've said
is that all it is it's just the cube of a watermelon never seen what's the heart I think he
just means like the flesh that you eat yeah the pink part so is this a case of I'm dumb and I
don't know what he's talking about or is it a case that he's so dumb that he's never just seen
the simple square of watermelon before I think he's never seen a simple square of watermelon
like I've only ever seen the triangles or is he more smart than me in a million levels
because he's being sarcastic right now and he's talking about it in a way where he's
shitting on the white house for being actually low rent and having cubes of watermelon and chicken
fingers now maybe I'm I was Andy Reed yes is Andy re trolling me he's actually like very impressed
I'm second guessing everything said I've never seen anything like it I know but could he be trolling
is it a sarcastic like I thought I was going to go to the white house and have like crazy
things and they just had chicken fingers and watermelon you know what I mean he's like
and he's saying it in a way where he's like exotic chicken finger you know what I mean
now I ever since Luke Rutz and T-bone earlier in the year have I have trust issues and I don't know
if Andy Reed I'm not like in Andy Reed's head enough to understand if he's like a jokester
on that level where he would shit on the white house food spread so just perfectly because that's
what I'm starting to think he's really actually because he is a multi multi millionaire he's
probably like the spread at the white house was dog shit it's like when Trump went in there and was
like this is I have to live in this shit hole because the white house is like old now at this point
in small and like people you know tiktok stars have better houses than the white house which is
probably a more of a representation of this country than anything else but you're just still
googling watermelon I was just gonna say I mean like if he misspoke and meant like watermelon balls
but he just somehow said cubes I'd forgive him is that even mean the watermelon balls are kind of
cool you can just shave them into that watermelon balls yeah use a scoop but it's better than the
common cube be cool if they had vodka and I'm I'd be fun uh we're getting info that the heart
quote unquote is the sweetest part and it's the seedless part right in the middle so maybe they
got the the secret inner oh yeah I'm gonna go with he's a good call Milo thanks for knowing
being cultured and knowing about uh the watermelons in their hearts I didn't know they had organs
frankly uh I prefer the watermelons lungs um but I don't know I'm my brains in a fucking my brains
in a pretzel my brains in a pretzel if you are familiar with Andy Reed and you think he's being
for I want to like set up a poll is Andy Reed being facetious or is he genuinely impressed I mean
there's nothing that you're going to be able to google to find that out it's something of which
that I I wonder if anybody in the room can hit me up about that one but here we should move on
because uh other sports are going on I mean the NBA finals by the time this broadcast errors it
could very well be decided the NHL finals same thing we could be out of sports for the year other
than baseball I love baseball so I don't fucking care but uh you know it does make for less content
at the end of the day things that we could draw from so in the hockey world is a wonderfully talented
and very pretty reporter Samantha Rivera she is a boss though because look at how she deals
with some maniac on this broadcast that was crazy I mean I've seen so many people like storm
into a live shot before you know you see people do like fucker in the pussy and they say other
wild shit uh you know throughout the years they would run in and do these things and I've seen
people deal with it where they completely cower and they let the person just basically take it over
or they get frightened and I've seen it where people have done things like yell at them and it comes
it turns into an even crazier situation Samantha Rivera handled it like a fucking MMA fighter
something she just stiff arms the guy he doesn't even get into this shot two little shoves and someone
comes in and collects him and she continues on it's like I wish I was an award I should give an
a roachy award for like best reporter of the year because I mean like in real life because she I
mean her and John Sterling would be the two top runners now John Sterling getting blasted in the
face with the baseball and not cursing on a hot mic and her just going nope nope and stiff farming
a guy while like looking into the camera still it was almost like she was going to continue on with
her her stats or whatever the hell she was describing the atmosphere and the arena that night
and she just went right back into it after that guy I think he was a Vegas fan judging by the color
of the jersey that came into screen then again I'm blind and don't know what I'm fucking talking
about so I'm not sure if that was or not it looks like it right yeah thanks just some random
Vegas fan they do put these live shots in they put the reporters in like peculiar situations
where they are like you know just standing there with the light on them and someone's like
wasted going yep that's it that's definitely a night's fan some wasted guy in Vegas is just
gonna go oh watch this and then they run up and who knows what he was trying to say at the end
of the day but she fucking nailed it he was probably just trying to run and be like you know
but the other sport that's wrapping up as we mentioned is basketball and I don't know I came
across this I've never seen this before Kevin Durant uh got asked a question that is just so
fucking this guy's not going to win the roachy ward for best reporter if we do that one because
this guy it's like this guy has been waiting his whole life now this is back when Kevin Durant
was on the Brooklyn nuts so this is an old clip but when I came across it I just said this fucking
guy he I hope again I hope this is an Andy Reed Luke Rutt situation where this guy's trolling the
world and he's not actually this stupid let's see Kevin uh Katie why why do people call you Katie
um can I call you Katie here yeah okay my first name is Kevin right in my second
my last name my second name my last name is Durant what did he Katie the guy asked that
why do they call the why Kevin Durant why do they call you Katie and Kevin Durant
hilariously just straight up answered he's like my my first name is Kevin and my my last name is
Durant uh but that guy part of me wants to just pray that this is pure and that this man is stupid
and that he has gone to every fucking game and never gets called on by Kevin Durant finally
he did and boy oh boy the lights went out he went blank because even if you listen to him there
he's like Kevin uh uh why why why do they call you Katie he had nothing nothing and I don't know
what press conference this was maybe it was a press conference where Kevin Durant was particularly
honoree and he didn't want to ask him anything too serious that would uh get him you know to walk
out of the room or get him angry play it again let's hear the hesitation in his voice also this
could be a troll job I don't know what's real anymore and it's actually this this might be a troll
job we're finding out in the booth oh my god might be a letterman well Milo's doing a great
job filling in for Rob by finding these things out that's a guy from Letterman what guy do we know
that is David Letterman no is it no I mean you're right probably now that I'm god damn it
it's David Letterman at a press conference and that's what makes all the sense in the world it
sounds like David Letterman now let it go Katie while I just got trolled by myself yeah that's
got that's David Letterman I got trolled by myself I don't think anyone's I'm not gonna put
anyone I'm throwing one under the bus for sending this into my gullible ass I'm just gonna say
that I did it myself I feel like I'm the one who did it it's David Letterman it definitely is
and he's he figured it out Milo's fact checked it already he's already doing a bang up job thank you
Milo even though I'm mad now at myself only I'm not getting mad at a road reporter let's cleanse
the palette I mean people people are starting to like when this happens to me so I'm getting
so now I have to be like extra now I don't know up from down you know let's cleanse the palette
with some Charles Barkley because boy oh boy I'm just you know a deluge of these comes get sent
in classic moments that I've missed because I've been sleeping on it for so long god David Letterman
what a he's a genius he's just banging and banging and banging when a guy is banging you
you know you spin off of him that was the worst defenders to play against actually
because if you can feel their body come on 18 points for Joker only nugget see I feel like Charles
Barkley to now now my cynical sense is coming out Charles Barkley knows exactly what he's doing too
he's like I'm gonna say some gay in you window or I'm gonna talk about fuck like I'm gonna say
something sort of like cheeky where it sounds like I'm fucking a boy and Shaq is gonna love it
or I'll say something about a giant dick anything to make Shaq giggle and then that's what he does
he's like every he's like how could I shoehorn something homo erotic into my analysis of the game
so Shaq can crack up and we go viral I'm starting to think that because I'm so jaded now
you know in my my wrong could he be doing that all season long there's so many moments I mean
yeah if you were doing a show with your best friend why wouldn't you wind him up a little bit set him up
I don't think Charles Barkley's just naturally stumbling into these anymore
let's see another one
young boys coming I mean see he's just it's it's all that now I'm on to you Charles Barkley
it's no longer endearing if indeed you are teeing it up like that for Shaq Shaq is endearing to
me Shaq is pure he is a sweet man he's just giggling at funny little things well now I want to
hear something that's someone else making a fool of themselves let's play the national anthem one
what the hell what the hell did she just say look at those people they're just like huh what
they know the national anthem you know it it might be in a place it's the Seattle I believe they're
the thunderbirds minor league hockey team in my NHL 23 create a player I may or may not have spent
some time on the Seattle Seattle team there but yeah that was a person screwing up the national anthem
how do you even if it's in the minors get selected to sing our national anthem
in fuck up the words unless it's like a complete like the bright lights are on and you get super
nervous because I mean it's one of those things that you must have practiced I've never practiced it
I haven't even practiced it in preparation of playing this video and I and let's I bet you I can do
it I bet you I can know all the words and I bet you I can do the Canadian national anthem
shut which one should I do first I can't even get into can I know their national anthem they play
at every fucking Buffalo Sabers game it's the only sports team in North America that plays both
anthems at every game no matter who the two teams are that are playing is that crazy oh Canada
our home and native land true patriots in all our sons come in
and with glowing hearts we see the rise the true North star and free
through far and wide whole Canada we stand on guard for the
God keep our land glorious and free
oh Canada we stand on guard for the that's the end
but I get it right I don't know well I might have screwed up one or two words fact check me out
there and then it comes a bum bum bum bum bum oh say can you see by the dawn's early light
what so proudly we hail at the star lights last gleaming I fucked it up already see I guess
I can't do it whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight for the ramparts we
watch we're so glad I do that part already see I keep fucking it up you're good we're so
gallantly streaming and the rocket's red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the
night that our flag was still there oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave oh the land
of free and the home of the brave fireworks label now see I fucked up in the like me mummy part you
know that lady fucked up at the brave that's the most obvious part man that's a hell of a way
to kill four minutes I'll be some lovely remakes of that oh please I want to see like the music put
the flag you know kaira on the flag over me I don't fucking know what you're gonna do but give
us a montage of what it would look like if Josh could be in Canada oh yeah if I'm allowed to go
someday down the road hopefully we'll get that all fixed up they hear you singing like that well
nothing more American than a hot mic well that's true there I want to come up there and sing
then Canadian nation but I be allowed nothing's more American though than hot mic on a baseball field
let's hear Cody Belinger curse yeah hot like that's my that's America that's how I want to
end the national anthem and the home of the brave and then Cody Belenders goes fuck
fuck this play it again yeah that's the best type of fuck you oh my god yeah
we won pop now during covid those were happening all of the time because there was no
buddy in the crowd this was while there was like a full crowd of people we still picked that one
up and boy oh boy was Cody Belinger pissed about popping that one up or I don't even know if he
popped it up or it was a ground out it's too tiny for me to see from here but either way he knew
what was happening right away and he fucking screamed at the high heavens well to wrap up the show
a big story involving a basketball player known as Zion Williamson former first round draft
pick to the New Orleans Pelicans this involves something juicy I love basketball players and all
the pussy that they get that's my favorite part about basketball if I were to get on board with
basketball it would be because of all the pussy that is thrown at these men to a professional extent
some of these women they go they show up at the hotels they find out where they're staying they seduce
them they steal their jizz and then they try to make million dollars inside their bodies that's what
they try to do and some women you know they don't have to try that hard because the men just do it
for them you see so it is just a racket out there in Zion Williamson he is just you know getting a
deluge of women I'm sure and recently two of the women he's been seeing collided on Twitter and
it's been out and spilled out all over the place that's because Zion posted a photo of him and his
lady revealing that they're having a baby when that happened another woman an only fans model by
the name of Mariah Mills took to her Twitter account with a series of tweets dragging the NBA all
star forward for his pregnancy announcement Mills wasn't too happy with the news and proceeded to
air out Zion with messages the two exchanged in an undisclosed time now there have been a back
and forth I've had discussions I just did Danny Brown show with your mom's house folks and I was
talking with him about this and he had it when he had heard the story he had a confuse that the
woman who was pregnant was the mistress and that Zion was dating the only fans model I assumed
that the only fans model was the mistress and Zion was dating the woman whom is pregnant
the truth is it's probably neither of them they're probably both just
chicks that got fucked by Zion Williams you know but so I mean try to take that part out of it
try to look at it from a point of these are just two women that Zion is fucking
so in the first set of posts Mills shared an image whereas Zion reached out to her through
Snapchat that always says that's how I reach out to the girl I'm seeing that's a serious
relationship I Snapchat her he was telling her how much he loves seeing her in a pair of jeans
and wanting to talk to her about moving to New Orleans and she wrote to him I hate you dot dot
dot OMG dead Rose emoji hashtag Zion Williamson looks like you been had a girlfriend and sleeping
with other women behind my back so she saying she's the girlfriend he she he was sleeping with
other women and impregnating them behind her back at Zion Williams and you liar she tweeted before
allegedly she could be uh wait she tweeted before alleged she could be oh she alleged that she could
be pregnant as well excuse me she was saying better pray I'm not pregnant too because I'm definitely
late at Zion Williamson well that's just uh oh now I'm pregnant I'm not getting my period
I you can't just like make that be a thing but I guess you wanted to strike fear in his heart
she continued with I was with you last week in New Orleans and you couldn't tell me you had a random
thought pregnant after all I've done for you at Zion Williamson I let you fuck me so many times
without a condom and this is what you do to me a hood rat that does cpn what does that mean cpn
I also wonder what that meant a hood rat that does cpn
I wish we had someone from the streets here that could figure that one out
Mill said Zion was putting her life in danger fucking all these hose raw while claiming she
tried to tell him about trapping type hose she also took responsibility for motivating him to get
back in shape following his weight gain and allowed him to have sex with whichever way he wanted
I did so much for you I let you fuck me all the ways I said look out for the trapping thoughts
fuck me raw and no one else I let you come in me it's very like vanilla sky I swallowed your
cum Daniel it's just bizarre that she thinks that she's not the side thought that's what I assumed
when I saw the story even though she was projecting in this way it's so funny too because she's
communicating with them in snapchat and in Zion's communication with her in snapchat is basically like
so how much money are you expecting me to give you to move to New Orleans there it is right there
right and that's not girlfriend you don't communicate that over snapchat to the one you love
at least in my world the tweets got more personal when mill said Zion's baby mother was toxic and
made him gain weight so the woman so now she's blaming the other see if you don't know Zion Williamson
is a a very large man who showed up this season and just is just a fat guy now he just got so fat
do we have the Zion Williamson like fat photos I mean they were going around the internet I don't
like to fat shame a guy but it prevented him from playing very many games this season as I understand
because it caused injuries and things like that so he's just becoming ballooning out of sorts and
so teams are telling or the team's telling him to get you know in shape and she claims she was
getting them on a good workout plan evidently getting that cardio in by fucking her in all the ways
that was seemed like the way that she was trying to help out if you just drain your gizzin to me
then you'll be weighing less the tweets got more personal when mill said Zion's baby mother
was toxic and made him gain weight she added that she's upset because Zion allowed himself to get
finessed and is done with him now however she had a quick change of heart when she started dragging
Zion's baby mother why be a low budget baby mama when you can be the kept girlfriend Mills tweeted
I guess I'm a B step mommy you not fucking up me and Zion Williamson's plans baby you're not
it is what it is off this you need a baby so get a bag I get it I just cuz we not on the same level
so now she's like oh please you want to get impregnated by Zion sick I'm still the main one
and when you're all fat and shit he's gonna come over here and dump it into me I'm in Atlanta
whole see me in December or should I say at my new condo in New Orleans what happened oh I thought
you were talking Alex I thought that was Alex talking about a corner I'm in Atlanta whole see me in
December or should I say at my new condo in New Orleans and then she tweeted the woman we sister
wives now Zion gets traded to Utah get with it or get lost but I'm gonna get more always
clown emoji he don't play about me when it comes to spoiling I'm his princess you burnt out baby mama
Zion then revealed that he was going to be a father with a gender reveal video on Tuesday his
girlfriend Akima posted a four minute YouTube clip on her channel highlighting the special day
at the beginning of the recording the soon to be girl dad said my baby you're gonna see this
at some point I don't know what the future holds but mommy and daddy love you he didn't say anything
about step mommy loving him loving her either Williamson concluded as he held on to Akima if you
don't know nothing else in the world know that mommy and daddy love you for life oh I can't wait
till she's all grown up and sees the articles that came following her announcement of being born
what a life well well she'll be rich so who gives a shit we can all hope same success for ourselves
well that does it for another episode of the Josh Potter show and Dr. Drew is gonna be the guest
next but I'm just gonna say it out loud if you made it this far I want you to get the little
surprise I gave a tease at the beginning and so I'm just gonna give it up here at the end
is all confirmed it's ready to go and I can't wait for him to be right here with me inside the
roach motel thank you to Kirsten think of Alex thinking of my low good first day you debunked
things even though my brain's in a pretzel and I'm gonna go home and question everything
I want you to go over to my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter or my twitter at j underscore
Potter check out the links lots of shows upcoming we've got lots of things for the end of the year
hopefully gonna fill in some summer stuff because there's a couple of baseball games that I want to
go to other than that though uh next uh well the 23rd and 24th I'm gonna be in San Antonio with
any letterman so if you're gonna be out that way come hang out come see us we always have a blast
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