141 - Exotic Chicken Fingers - The Josh Potter Show

oh boy here we are we're back inside the roach motel how are you i'm so wonderful the roach fresh off the road all over the place of course last week I mentioned I was in Saratoga Springs and Pekipsey and those were a great time I came back to do the podcast left again went into outer space got abducted by the mother ship down in Austin had a blast down there thank you to everybody down there and including Tom Segera for having me on his shows at the mother ship thanks to Brian Simpson for having me on his shows at the mother ship and thanks to Joe Rogan for building the damn place but other than that look for me on some why a major content coming up very soon also look for me down the road going to be with Andy Letterman in where am I going to be oh San Antonio in Texas just got done with Salt Lake City and guess what if you saw the roach down there guess what he's going to be coming back down the road here in the fall so look for that date other than that we've got shows in the fall stacking up we've got soldiers in Pennsylvania that's in October I've got La Jolla comedy store December I've got Tampa Bay Christmas time so things are filling in the summer a little bit lighter than I would like gonna be at the ice house with Tom Segera I don't know if that's announced but I just announced it I guess but nevertheless gonna be there that's happening in August I think so keep your eyes peeled for the roach out and about and keep your eyes peeled to the Instagram at Josh underscore Potter the Twitter at J underscore Potter the link tree always updated with new dates and links and we're gonna get the twitchback baby it's coming look for an announcement on the Instagram as to a date because it's gonna be coming very soon we're gonna warm up because Josh Allen's on the cover of Matt and that's a big thing for the roach over here big deal so I'm excited about that get subscribed to Twitch dot com slash Josh underscore Potter also we have the patreon patreon dot com slash the Josh Potter show just look for me on there five bucks a month whole other podcast doing zoom hangs it's a good time so that being said we also have cursed in here how are you cursed I'm good we have Alex and the booth and we also have Milo and the booth today because I have to give Rob a congratulations on the birth of his child I think I didn't make elected to do that last week congratulations Rob everyone's healthy and so Rob is on paternity leave but we've got lots of fun things in store for you this week next week by the way big big guest big big guest just want to upfront let you know about that but we have so many sports things to get to that I thought we'd get to the news first and get that wrapped up because oh my Lord the sports world is just dripping with news and the top the headlines today it's a dating story I mean we top the last couple of shows with some celebrity dating things what with you know the man who was kissing all the people at his concerts from the 1975 breaking up with Taylor Swift now this one's about a couple getting together Bill Murray is dating Kellis the milkshake lady and boy oh boy I think in his age you would think Bill Murray would be lactose intolerant I mean by this point but good galley Kellis I think she's like 47 and he is 80 something just a wild sort of union here let's see if anybody can shed light as to how this even came about oh it says Kellis is 43 and he's 72 I'm I should have just read the story and I would have gotten the ages but Kellis is making light of the rumors that she is involved romantically with Bill Murray the milkshake singer 43 reply to a user commented on her latest Instagram post asking if she was dating the 72 year old actor ma'am would you care to address these Bill Murray allegations because damn what he doing with all that oh so this user I was giving him an accent that probably isn't actually how he speaks if I were to venture to guess based off of the vernacular used Kellis responded LOL no babe I wouldn't bother at all what does that mean now I'm not so she's not dating him is that what we're led to believe Bill Murray didn't hit that Kirsten what do you think I mean are you are you watching this I thought you were paying attention I have a theory but it comes a little later in the article all right ma'am would you care to address we already heard that earlier this week the sudden claim Kellis was seeing the Ghostbusters star Murray whose second wife Jennifer Butler died back in 2021 13 years after their divorce was previously photographed watching Kellis's performance at the mighty hoopla music festival in London Kellis has been open about her grief in the year since losing her husband so they both lost husbands and wives and perhaps they were just kind of coming together to console one another maybe relating on that level and then they fucked or he's a ghost buster and he's helping them find their late partners that could be yeah he's I mean well don't they usually kill I did I'm not gonna lie to you folks I've seen Ghostbusters but I just don't it doesn't it didn't stick with me if you can bust a ghost you can probably find it he wants the bust in a ghost ex-wife wants to get her back get her back to bust in her is that a porno bust in ghosts it's gotta be right bust in goes did it do it do they start off looking for like the other person's partner but in the end they fall for each other maybe I mean that would that's kind of what I was thinking they were trying to come together to find the ghosts of their ex lovers and then they just or just you know at the very least on a if we're not talking humorously here they could just be coming together be like I lost my husband I lost my wife and then they just go yeah you know what I'm saying I'm a very private person generally especially when there is family involved but there's no denying the impact and evolution my husband's passing hat on my life I get asked about it all the time well I want to know more about how people or why people think you're fucking Bill Murray Bill Murray I mean while father of six he shares sons Bobby BB it would be nice to go to some of these things and have a date to have someone to bring along oh now it's just sad so like people made up this rumor and people are like investigating to see if the rumors true and we just get a sad reality about to grieving people in their middle and elder ages well God I mean if we didn't just tell you a Santa isn't real I mean that's basically what the story was it was just a giant bummer it's like hey guess what we're all adults and nothing's fun that's what that article basically got to so Kellis and Bill Murray aren't dating and Santa isn't real and God's probably fake nothing good is happening in the world that's what that article is trying to come to a conclusion of but I think that's not true we're gonna get to the sports later and I'm gonna show you plenty that's good going on in the world but right now Jefferson Natalie sent this into Josh Potter show at gmail dot com that's where you can send things and folks send in your articles Griffin Parker sent in another banger of an instrumental you can send those in as well or you can just give me feedback or tell me how your days go and I wouldn't mind that at all but Jefferson Natalie sent this in it's about someone putting wine in a tumbler instead of a glass and by the way I got to see if I if I screen grab this because this isn't the first story obviously in the last couple of weeks we've had where violence occurred because of something minuscule going on during a date this in this case evidently a woman assaulted a man because he used tumblers for wine instead of wine glasses now I don't know what a tumbler is for wine I assume that was like when I thought it was was something called a corath evidently that's what I thought then when I found out that wasn't it I didn't further investigate to find out what a tumbler is oh like a fucking coffee mug this is a first thing that came to my mind was literally a wine tumbler is that a wine tumbler is that for wine that's like when you're outside yeah it's when you're camping but when you're camping or when you're by the pool perhaps you don't want to have glass products with you I get it so this woman evidently wanted something a little bit more fancy she didn't want the tumbler in last week we found out about a couple who the gentleman got up in arms remember he assaulted the woman because she made cauliflower cheese oh yeah I have to make an apology because both of us all of us here us dumb Americans we assumed cauliflower cheese was fake cheese created from cauliflower's like vegans would eat I don't even know if that is that how they make cheese the vegans who knows exactly who the hell knows if that's even the case but I found oh here so Rob Martin sent me a DM he says hey Josh I'm sure you've had countless messages I haven't I have not I had one snarky one that goes they don't even know it cauliflower cheeses and I go is it not what and then I describe what I just said to you about the vegans no reply but Rob Martin says here he goes but just wanted to say about the real Timothy from Wales the man who was like you don't want to see the real Timothy because he got cauliflower cheese then he was about to stab his girlfriend that cauliflower cheese is a dish in Britain made of parboiled cauliflower covered in rich cheese sauce topped with cheddar and then put in the oven until cauliflower is soft and the top is brown I would love to be served that on my birthday contrary to Timothy yeah I think I'm on the other side of Timothy now I think we all agreed with him freaking out I was about that because I thought we all understood that it was this dish on here and I'm just now understanding that you thought it was it was cheese made of olive oil you really thought it what you knew we were talking about I was looking at this and I was like I love cheesy cauliflower me too what the problem is that's what I said I go that's because I was like one in a room before who were really passionate about fake cheese well again I thought it was fake cheese this was not I had no idea I don't I don't know what the British eats fish and chips tea I mean I guess a scrumper does that a thing I don't know what you eat over there so I I mean my head blew out my my fucking nose on that one I blew my head out my dick because I was like oh well this is even crazier now because this is delicious looking and I would love to have that just like Rob Martin said here when he sent me this email Josh Potter show at gmail.com so this one is another fucking story about people getting violent when it comes to simplistic things like the cauliflower cheese it says a woman facing possible jail sentence after lashing out at her ex-boyfriend when she tried to rekindle their relationship that's nice though they were getting back together a little one of those like hey let's see maybe we can work this out kind of thing he bought a bottle of wine Deca Amad 41 turned up at the home of Sylvester's Rulus 28 I mean good God with these names I thought they were British it was during the lockdown on April 15th and she messaged him saying surprise I'm downstairs and I've got a bottle of wine now this happened in the lockout or lockdown probably quite a bit people were people who were already in relationships were breaking up left and right and people who were formerly in relationships were probably like I'm lonely it is lockdown let me call up you know Sylvester's and see how he's doing these days so she comes over with the old wine however when he poured it into tumblers rather than wine glasses she flew into a fitter age and threw it at him he dodged out of the way and it smashed into a cabinet Amad then slapped him around in the face about 10 times and hit his housemate Ralvis melders where are these people coming she slaps old Relvis with a belt before they were able to bundle her out of the house that was when she dropped her or she dropped her knickers and defecated on his doorstep oh my Lord that is wild first she got violent and then they're like get out they're like few she's out of the house oh my Lord she's shitting on the door look at this woman she's crazy faced those are eyes there's nothing behind them like a doll's eyes oh my Lord how do you have a shit on decorating dust crank one out I don't think a glass was gonna stop the shit I think she's gonna do that either way you just I mean when I have to shit I have to shit but I don't just go you know what I could shit right now I never am that way I'm never like you know what I think I want a shit so I'm going to I just I'm gonna conjure shit in my body and shit it out no matter where I am if I tried to shit right now I'd be here all day I'd be here till tomorrow probably in this lady's just like oh yeah I mean god damn I wonder do they say the consistency of the shit he appeared in court via video link as he is currently in custody on various charges including stealing the doorbell of Ahmed's home Ahmed said that that on the day she attacked him with a tumbler she was at his house to retrieve the doorbell and he had invited her in for one so both of these people are Kuku bananas however district judge Alex Joan or Jacobs at West Minster's Blobbady Blue rejected her version of the events and convicted her of criminal damage and two counts of assault by beating yes darling we don't have evidence of your doorbell but we do have a pile of your shit on the front lawn of this man or the front door of this man's house so I guess you're in trouble the defendant became upset by the complaint and drinking wine from a water glass rather than a wine glass they call it a water glass the tumbler but there is like you pointed out specific wine tumblers they must have put it in just some sort of reusable sort of environmental water bottle type thing there her previous convictions make it apparent that when she is in the drink she resorts to violence including using glasses and throwing them towards the complaint that means that when this lady is tossing them back for us Americans when in the drink that means getting a little you know choking back on grandpa's old cough medicine she texted me saying surprise I'm downstairs and I've got a bottle of wine she had six or seven glasses of whiskey and I had two or three oh my lord if you get a bottle of wine you don't want to pre-game it with six or seven glasses of whiskey Jesus I guess no wonder she was shitting her brains out yeah you know the consistency yeah yep and I guess you could I guess that's better would you prefer it to just be something you could hose off like that or one that's like a pile you got to get a shovel or you got to get a glove I would rather go out there with a hose and be like all right at least it was translucent at the very least she was aggressive rude disrespectful I went back to the bedroom and released and realized she was using my phone I saw Facebook was open in Instagram and she added nasty text to my Facebook which I deleted straight away this lady was on a mission holy shit just waltzing up with a bottle of wine infiltrating the home and going immediately to the phone to just sabotage everything afterwards she was outside banging on the door suddenly it was silent he was standing inside and looking at what was going on outside he said she was urinating and shitting outside my main front door well at least she got silent when she was doing that part of it you know he didn't hear anything you know to it's like it goes from screaming to farting all of a sudden you're like what's going on out there oh my lord what's happening I saw from the third floor window that she was slapping him with a belt and she was trying to take his bicycle out and he was trying to take it indoors six police officers arrived and tried to pin her down she will be sentenced at crown court at a later date what a loony tune look at this lady oh my god that picture right there just goes I just look at that in my penis it says don't it's weird how my penis is like a chimney cricket like that there's so wildly frightening women out there and I would go like oh wow this is kind of fun and then my penis is like we are not you are not taking me in there well next up another story coming to us by way of a perhaps I don't know if he is or if he isn't a first-time roach reporter Josh Potter show at gmail.com of course where you can send all of your reporting Jacob Mullin I'll remember it for next time because this story is pretty wild three women in North Carolina are accused of running a fight club among elderly people with dementia in an assisted living facility oh you mean my fantasy I mean that's like what everyone dreams of doing at one of these things you know they're probably like wouldn't be so fun if we like made them fight each other and put bets on it and everyone's like yeah if only we lived in a different time or a different country I bet some countries they applaud this sort of thing they're like yes empty the rooms nevertheless Marilyn McKay in Tonancia Tyson and Tanisha Jordan are facing charges of assaulting an individual with a disability in connection with them allegedly encouraging residents of the Dan B House in Winston-Salem North Carolina to fight each other investigators from Winston-Salem Police and North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services began looking into the center where the three women worked after receiving a tip as first reported by the Winston-Salem Journal there's a tip up they're making them they're having an underground I wonder if they put the rules in place they're like rule one about fight club don't talk about fight club and then they're like oh yeah they won't remember what's gonna happen anyway they won't remember tomorrow how do I get this bruise oh don't you remember you fell down the stairs man they probably kept it going for so long I would be the guy that's like did you hear about them making old people fight up the road you just you can go at I won three grand last this is just a small business I like the entrepreneurship one of the three women was her telling an elderly resident with dementia who was fighting another resident to punch her in the face the state reports said citing a video on the incident well yeah she had that one in her bed of course she's gonna say another staff member could be heard saying are you recording and you can ascend it to me well that's how you fuck yourself is starting to send tapes but nevertheless the women sometimes themselves became physically aggressive with the residents the report said with video showing one of them assaulting a resident while another one filmed the incident probably lost her a bed at that moment no injuries were reported or discovered as a result of the fighting well then there we go what's the but they I bet they you know I mean it's exercise they get to have a little fun on the way out and at the end of the day the reason and risk there is when it comes to fighting and why people probably shouldn't do it is because of the fact you could get CTE if you already can't you already have CTE who gives you shit this is who should be fighting not able brained people it should be people with already demented dementia brains just let them fight and there's what damage are we gonna do really they might remember some things at the end of the day a spokesperson for the damby house which is owned by a affinity living group told NBC News on Tuesday that three women were fired in June after the management learned of the allegations damby house has a zero tolerance policy for the mistreatment of those in our care administrators have been working closely with the Winston-Salem police department throughout its investigation to ensure justice is served additionally staff training and more rigorous vetting processes for new and existing employees at damby house will be implemented what do you do that's more now if I were to tell you that two of the residents were fighting would you put fifty dollars on one yes or no no okay good you're hired because the last one they answered that entirely different that one should have gone in the sports I feel like it's at the end of the day I think that should be a sport we should sanction it I want to see more elderly people fighting I mean come on the end of the day does also a lot of a lot of good and you can have some glory on your way out all broio boy and this one is probably the topstory of the week I should have led the show off with it but so many people sent this one into Josh Potter show at gmail dot com uh... the red socks playing the Yankees an age old rivalry that goes back hundreds of years now at this point uh... happened this past weekend and just in turner of the boss and red socks was up to bat and he fouled a ball off of his bat so severely violently that it went up into the broadcast booth let's give it a listen john sterling on the call three two swung on a pop out back here out it really hit me i didn't know it's coming back that far so once again it'll be three two and he gets back on the call i wish it played more of him on the call after the fact you can pause it now but yes no uh... john sterling by the way so old that he could have been in a fight club at that home that's how john sterling is an old man so when he got hit with that ball it actually shows great professionalism and uh... it shows that he's an old pro that he didn't curse on the mike when he got hit with that ball there was no cursing he just said ow ow he gathered himself and then he got right back on the call and called the next pitch he could have i mean he's such an old man i could have seen him going this is more of a tip of the cap to john sterling than anything else for being so professional because he could have been like turner lighting up there's the foul and it is way back there oh fuck oh my fucking head i'm bleeding out of my fucking head like he could have gotten i would have gotten the man is caught up he had to get stitches do we have a picture of him all there's the ball look at he's got a fucking he's like all right he's probably can cussed i mean this man i mean this is why it doesn't matter if you let elderly people fight in the fight club because he got hit in the head and no one even was they made him finish the game and there's just in turn assigning the foul ball and it says uh... i think i forget what the what he wrote as far as a message goes on there do we have another angle of it because uh... i think we have the angle of him getting fucking jacked in the face from the booth here it is right here the sterling cam three two swung up pop pop back here oh fuck really hit me i didn't know it's coming back that far how did he not the now that i'm watching it's like where is he looking that the ball just fucking he just assumes that it's not going to make it up there and he i mean the ball is coming at him and he's watching the game and calling it is like it's followed back and he's doesn't even like flinch it's like it takes a weird bounce though so i think it hits something in front of him and then bounces up into his face let's see fall back here oh yes okay but still know it bounces on the counter in front of him like it comes wildly close to him on that first bounce did you see the first bounce it really hit me i didn't know it's coming back on the desk now the three two swung up a pop pop back here oh i don't know it look yeah maybe did he forget that you know what it looks like it looks like he forgot that there wasn't glass on the window that i mean i would have done that too that would have been my mistake he thought his glasses were the glass or i would have like the opposite would have happened and i would have leaned forward and been like oh this open window and check my face on it but yes everybody sent that bad boy and john sterling getting decked in the head with a foul ball from Justin Turner and another baseball thing that occurred and this is obviously if you've been watching the Josh Potter show from the beginning episode i don't know three is when Nick Castellanos first launched a line drive into left center during Tom Brennan's apology i think that was like early early on in the program had to be the first five episodes and if you haven't seen it it became uh... a thing that on this show became a running bit and obviously uh... eventually we had Tom Brennan on his a guest go watch that episode if you haven't seen it first interview he ever did on this very podcast and then he went on to do more podcasts so thankfully uh... we got him out of his shell a little bit but here's the incident if you don't know the initial one where Nick Castellanos still on the Cincinnati Reds at this point hits a home run during an apology after Tom Brennan said something on the air out of my heart i'm so very very sorry i pride myself and think of myself as a a man of faith as there's a drive in a deep left field by Castellanos it will be a home run and so that'll make it a four-nothing ballgame i don't know if i'll be putting on this headset again so Tom Brennan what he did was he said a little bit of a slur on a hot mic and then had to apologize and during the apology he called a home run which everyone it went viral and since then Nick Castellanos has hit a home run during wild points in a broadcast whether it be them announcing the death of somebody whether it be a certain a person apologizing the way Tom Brennan did for making a mistake a gloomy story perhaps of like this person just found out that they have in fact cancer and then they would cast the honest would hit a home run well the curse continues for Nick Castellanos as this haunts him throughout his days now even as he is playing for the Philadelphia Phillies this is the latest one and again this one was sent into Josh Potter show at gmail.com so many times so thank you for finding it and keep your eyes peeled for these by the way folks here it is the latest all right so baseball obviously has this crazy relationship with ALS because of Lou Gerrard but there's been a lot of folks yourself including Sarah Langs John Shambie whose cobbled Cubs television broadcaster as that ball is rocketed down the left field line that is a fair ball one hot hot ball don't freak him around he's being laid down around third here's the corner he put by ball so it's not even happening with just home runs anymore the man just hits a ball and they have to be talking about ALS and Lou Gerrard's disease it's like good god pick any other batter at the plate to do that right that's what it's I mean that's what everybody's saying at this point it's at this point if you are seeing that Nick Castellanos is coming up to the plate and you go thank god we got that sob story here they're saving it now I feel like they're deliberately doing it they're trying to go viral I feel like at this point he was praying that was going to be a home run because it would have gone even more viral if it was a home run it would be double the viral virality that it is only of course the people who are paying close attention like the roaches out there who send in their roach reporting they caught this one but the world didn't pick up on this one quite as much as the others because it wasn't a home run but they're trying you can tell they're trying next up we have some folks went to the white house the Kansas City chiefs finally I wonder why it took so long it seems like that's something that you do right after the super bowl but they just went and there was some funny things that came out of it including Travis Kelsey here at a press conference this would have been funny if he actually said some wild shit but let's see what he's what he does there's Travis Kelsey so I've been waiting for this see at first when I saw that I thought it was even funnier because I thought Travis Kelsey went up there and started talking and then a secret service or something came up but that's just Patrick my home's pulling him off I would have like loved him to go up there and be like you know I have I've been waiting for this moment then he just says something about like wild like 9-11 is an inside job or something like he gets like crazy that open mic right there I mean that is like that must have been an electric feeling he must have had just lightning surging through his body and then Patrick my homes I wonder if they planned that as a bit because no way Patrick my homes would be that on point to walk over and be like oh hey get him out of here and then he just goes off like that's that seems like it was a planned idea of some sort but man that presidential seal you get up behind that the aliens have invaded Iowa you know you just pick a thing you just say something crazy in front of there it looks like a movie at the end of the day but also Andy Reed was talking about the food at the White House now Andy Reed is a head coach in the NFL for the Kansas City Chiefs who is a fat man I mean this man is large and he's lost quite a bit of weight actually he's been fatter in his day but there he is right there he's got a very distinct look and you know in a way he's the Lizzo of the NFL if I can relate it to you in any sort of capacity where people love how fat he is they don't want him to get help it seems they're like oh Andy Reed is skinnier what a bummer I wanted I like when Andy Reed was super fat and unhealthy that's crazy and they love talking about food because even though the man is a multi multi multi multi multi multi multi millionaire he still eats like hot dogs and fucking uncrustables and shit like he that's all he talks about so they wrote the reporters love asking about what shitty food did Andy Reed eat today hey Andy how did you clog your arteries and ruin your heart even more so that you aren't with us as long as you're supposed to be that's basically the press conferences with Andy Reed at at the end of the day so they're asking about the food that he had at the White House not what did you say to the president what are the presidents say to you you know tell us about how monumental it is to get to go to the White House again for a second time with a different president yada yada yada there could have been endless questions when someone makes a trip like this that's once in a lifetime maybe even more once in a lifetime since it was twice in a lifetime but no they ask him about the food because uh oh we love fat Eddie Reed so here let's play it a french toast grilled cheese and ham sandwich that they sprinkle a little bit of powdered sugar on I mean it's phenomenal that the guys were and that it was that's nonsense right I mean what the hell did I mean it sounds I'm sure it's opulent it's at the White House so they probably concoct things that you and I haven't even thought of and Andy Reed obviously his heads exploding if he remembers these details down to the tea like this so it's French toast with ham a ham sandwich and grilled like so it's a ham and cheese on French toast with sugar sprinkled on top is that one I'm led to believe that's what it sounds like would that be good I don't know that seems gross yeah it sounds like a mc griddle yeah yeah I guess maybe it is like a mc griddle and that's why he likes it I don't I don't I'm a bad person to have sort of an opinion on this I guess because I think it all sounds gross uh so started over let's see it like join his face when he talks about this this like there I mean it's just kind of wild that the White House has like such crazy food items and it's like you know I'm not one to clutch pearls but it's like then you see people starving and you're like in in our country and you're like oh but the White House has powdered sugar on their fucking French toast and everything it's I mean it's obvious it's one of these things but it's just kind of gross at the end of the day play a French toast grilled cheese and ham sandwich that they sprinkle a little bit of powdered sugar on I mean it's phenomenal the guys were and that it was there was abundance of this abundance yeah disgusting and then I had chicken fingers exotic chicken fingers and then maybe the best part was it exotic chicken fingers you know what that is that's the fingers of minorities in homeless that's what that is he doesn't even know he's eating human discard remains that's what he's eating keep I mean how exotic could the chicken fingers be they called them chicken strips and he was like yeah maybe that's all it is yeah they're chicken tenders at the other day they called them chicken tenders play it keep playing I hadn't see before but little bite-sized squares of the heart of the watermelon the watermelon has a heart what does that mean he just said he's never seen a cube of watermelon that's what I've said is that all it is it's just the cube of a watermelon never seen what's the heart I think he just means like the flesh that you eat yeah the pink part so is this a case of I'm dumb and I don't know what he's talking about or is it a case that he's so dumb that he's never just seen the simple square of watermelon before I think he's never seen a simple square of watermelon like I've only ever seen the triangles or is he more smart than me in a million levels because he's being sarcastic right now and he's talking about it in a way where he's shitting on the white house for being actually low rent and having cubes of watermelon and chicken fingers now maybe I'm I was Andy Reed yes is Andy re trolling me he's actually like very impressed I'm second guessing everything said I've never seen anything like it I know but could he be trolling is it a sarcastic like I thought I was going to go to the white house and have like crazy things and they just had chicken fingers and watermelon you know what I mean he's like and he's saying it in a way where he's like exotic chicken finger you know what I mean now I ever since Luke Rutz and T-bone earlier in the year have I have trust issues and I don't know if Andy Reed I'm not like in Andy Reed's head enough to understand if he's like a jokester on that level where he would shit on the white house food spread so just perfectly because that's what I'm starting to think he's really actually because he is a multi multi millionaire he's probably like the spread at the white house was dog shit it's like when Trump went in there and was like this is I have to live in this shit hole because the white house is like old now at this point in small and like people you know tiktok stars have better houses than the white house which is probably a more of a representation of this country than anything else but you're just still googling watermelon I was just gonna say I mean like if he misspoke and meant like watermelon balls but he just somehow said cubes I'd forgive him is that even mean the watermelon balls are kind of cool you can just shave them into that watermelon balls yeah use a scoop but it's better than the common cube be cool if they had vodka and I'm I'd be fun uh we're getting info that the heart quote unquote is the sweetest part and it's the seedless part right in the middle so maybe they got the the secret inner oh yeah I'm gonna go with he's a good call Milo thanks for knowing being cultured and knowing about uh the watermelons in their hearts I didn't know they had organs frankly uh I prefer the watermelons lungs um but I don't know I'm my brains in a fucking my brains in a pretzel my brains in a pretzel if you are familiar with Andy Reed and you think he's being for I want to like set up a poll is Andy Reed being facetious or is he genuinely impressed I mean there's nothing that you're going to be able to google to find that out it's something of which that I I wonder if anybody in the room can hit me up about that one but here we should move on because uh other sports are going on I mean the NBA finals by the time this broadcast errors it could very well be decided the NHL finals same thing we could be out of sports for the year other than baseball I love baseball so I don't fucking care but uh you know it does make for less content at the end of the day things that we could draw from so in the hockey world is a wonderfully talented and very pretty reporter Samantha Rivera she is a boss though because look at how she deals with some maniac on this broadcast that was crazy I mean I've seen so many people like storm into a live shot before you know you see people do like fucker in the pussy and they say other wild shit uh you know throughout the years they would run in and do these things and I've seen people deal with it where they completely cower and they let the person just basically take it over or they get frightened and I've seen it where people have done things like yell at them and it comes it turns into an even crazier situation Samantha Rivera handled it like a fucking MMA fighter something she just stiff arms the guy he doesn't even get into this shot two little shoves and someone comes in and collects him and she continues on it's like I wish I was an award I should give an a roachy award for like best reporter of the year because I mean like in real life because she I mean her and John Sterling would be the two top runners now John Sterling getting blasted in the face with the baseball and not cursing on a hot mic and her just going nope nope and stiff farming a guy while like looking into the camera still it was almost like she was going to continue on with her her stats or whatever the hell she was describing the atmosphere and the arena that night and she just went right back into it after that guy I think he was a Vegas fan judging by the color of the jersey that came into screen then again I'm blind and don't know what I'm fucking talking about so I'm not sure if that was or not it looks like it right yeah thanks just some random Vegas fan they do put these live shots in they put the reporters in like peculiar situations where they are like you know just standing there with the light on them and someone's like wasted going yep that's it that's definitely a night's fan some wasted guy in Vegas is just gonna go oh watch this and then they run up and who knows what he was trying to say at the end of the day but she fucking nailed it he was probably just trying to run and be like you know but the other sport that's wrapping up as we mentioned is basketball and I don't know I came across this I've never seen this before Kevin Durant uh got asked a question that is just so fucking this guy's not going to win the roachy ward for best reporter if we do that one because this guy it's like this guy has been waiting his whole life now this is back when Kevin Durant was on the Brooklyn nuts so this is an old clip but when I came across it I just said this fucking guy he I hope again I hope this is an Andy Reed Luke Rutt situation where this guy's trolling the world and he's not actually this stupid let's see Kevin uh Katie why why do people call you Katie um can I call you Katie here yeah okay my first name is Kevin right in my second my last name my second name my last name is Durant what did he Katie the guy asked that why do they call the why Kevin Durant why do they call you Katie and Kevin Durant hilariously just straight up answered he's like my my first name is Kevin and my my last name is Durant uh but that guy part of me wants to just pray that this is pure and that this man is stupid and that he has gone to every fucking game and never gets called on by Kevin Durant finally he did and boy oh boy the lights went out he went blank because even if you listen to him there he's like Kevin uh uh why why why do they call you Katie he had nothing nothing and I don't know what press conference this was maybe it was a press conference where Kevin Durant was particularly honoree and he didn't want to ask him anything too serious that would uh get him you know to walk out of the room or get him angry play it again let's hear the hesitation in his voice also this could be a troll job I don't know what's real anymore and it's actually this this might be a troll job we're finding out in the booth oh my god might be a letterman well Milo's doing a great job filling in for Rob by finding these things out that's a guy from Letterman what guy do we know that is David Letterman no is it no I mean you're right probably now that I'm god damn it it's David Letterman at a press conference and that's what makes all the sense in the world it sounds like David Letterman now let it go Katie while I just got trolled by myself yeah that's got that's David Letterman I got trolled by myself I don't think anyone's I'm not gonna put anyone I'm throwing one under the bus for sending this into my gullible ass I'm just gonna say that I did it myself I feel like I'm the one who did it it's David Letterman it definitely is and he's he figured it out Milo's fact checked it already he's already doing a bang up job thank you Milo even though I'm mad now at myself only I'm not getting mad at a road reporter let's cleanse the palette I mean people people are starting to like when this happens to me so I'm getting so now I have to be like extra now I don't know up from down you know let's cleanse the palette with some Charles Barkley because boy oh boy I'm just you know a deluge of these comes get sent in classic moments that I've missed because I've been sleeping on it for so long god David Letterman what a he's a genius he's just banging and banging and banging when a guy is banging you you know you spin off of him that was the worst defenders to play against actually because if you can feel their body come on 18 points for Joker only nugget see I feel like Charles Barkley to now now my cynical sense is coming out Charles Barkley knows exactly what he's doing too he's like I'm gonna say some gay in you window or I'm gonna talk about fuck like I'm gonna say something sort of like cheeky where it sounds like I'm fucking a boy and Shaq is gonna love it or I'll say something about a giant dick anything to make Shaq giggle and then that's what he does he's like every he's like how could I shoehorn something homo erotic into my analysis of the game so Shaq can crack up and we go viral I'm starting to think that because I'm so jaded now you know in my my wrong could he be doing that all season long there's so many moments I mean yeah if you were doing a show with your best friend why wouldn't you wind him up a little bit set him up I don't think Charles Barkley's just naturally stumbling into these anymore let's see another one young boys coming I mean see he's just it's it's all that now I'm on to you Charles Barkley it's no longer endearing if indeed you are teeing it up like that for Shaq Shaq is endearing to me Shaq is pure he is a sweet man he's just giggling at funny little things well now I want to hear something that's someone else making a fool of themselves let's play the national anthem one what the hell what the hell did she just say look at those people they're just like huh what they know the national anthem you know it it might be in a place it's the Seattle I believe they're the thunderbirds minor league hockey team in my NHL 23 create a player I may or may not have spent some time on the Seattle Seattle team there but yeah that was a person screwing up the national anthem how do you even if it's in the minors get selected to sing our national anthem in fuck up the words unless it's like a complete like the bright lights are on and you get super nervous because I mean it's one of those things that you must have practiced I've never practiced it I haven't even practiced it in preparation of playing this video and I and let's I bet you I can do it I bet you I can know all the words and I bet you I can do the Canadian national anthem shut which one should I do first I can't even get into can I know their national anthem they play at every fucking Buffalo Sabers game it's the only sports team in North America that plays both anthems at every game no matter who the two teams are that are playing is that crazy oh Canada our home and native land true patriots in all our sons come in and with glowing hearts we see the rise the true North star and free through far and wide whole Canada we stand on guard for the God keep our land glorious and free oh Canada we stand on guard for the that's the end but I get it right I don't know well I might have screwed up one or two words fact check me out there and then it comes a bum bum bum bum bum oh say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hail at the star lights last gleaming I fucked it up already see I guess I can't do it whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight for the ramparts we watch we're so glad I do that part already see I keep fucking it up you're good we're so gallantly streaming and the rocket's red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave oh the land of free and the home of the brave fireworks label now see I fucked up in the like me mummy part you know that lady fucked up at the brave that's the most obvious part man that's a hell of a way to kill four minutes I'll be some lovely remakes of that oh please I want to see like the music put the flag you know kaira on the flag over me I don't fucking know what you're gonna do but give us a montage of what it would look like if Josh could be in Canada oh yeah if I'm allowed to go someday down the road hopefully we'll get that all fixed up they hear you singing like that well nothing more American than a hot mic well that's true there I want to come up there and sing then Canadian nation but I be allowed nothing's more American though than hot mic on a baseball field let's hear Cody Belinger curse yeah hot like that's my that's America that's how I want to end the national anthem and the home of the brave and then Cody Belenders goes fuck fuck this play it again yeah that's the best type of fuck you oh my god yeah we won pop now during covid those were happening all of the time because there was no buddy in the crowd this was while there was like a full crowd of people we still picked that one up and boy oh boy was Cody Belinger pissed about popping that one up or I don't even know if he popped it up or it was a ground out it's too tiny for me to see from here but either way he knew what was happening right away and he fucking screamed at the high heavens well to wrap up the show a big story involving a basketball player known as Zion Williamson former first round draft pick to the New Orleans Pelicans this involves something juicy I love basketball players and all the pussy that they get that's my favorite part about basketball if I were to get on board with basketball it would be because of all the pussy that is thrown at these men to a professional extent some of these women they go they show up at the hotels they find out where they're staying they seduce them they steal their jizz and then they try to make million dollars inside their bodies that's what they try to do and some women you know they don't have to try that hard because the men just do it for them you see so it is just a racket out there in Zion Williamson he is just you know getting a deluge of women I'm sure and recently two of the women he's been seeing collided on Twitter and it's been out and spilled out all over the place that's because Zion posted a photo of him and his lady revealing that they're having a baby when that happened another woman an only fans model by the name of Mariah Mills took to her Twitter account with a series of tweets dragging the NBA all star forward for his pregnancy announcement Mills wasn't too happy with the news and proceeded to air out Zion with messages the two exchanged in an undisclosed time now there have been a back and forth I've had discussions I just did Danny Brown show with your mom's house folks and I was talking with him about this and he had it when he had heard the story he had a confuse that the woman who was pregnant was the mistress and that Zion was dating the only fans model I assumed that the only fans model was the mistress and Zion was dating the woman whom is pregnant the truth is it's probably neither of them they're probably both just chicks that got fucked by Zion Williams you know but so I mean try to take that part out of it try to look at it from a point of these are just two women that Zion is fucking so in the first set of posts Mills shared an image whereas Zion reached out to her through Snapchat that always says that's how I reach out to the girl I'm seeing that's a serious relationship I Snapchat her he was telling her how much he loves seeing her in a pair of jeans and wanting to talk to her about moving to New Orleans and she wrote to him I hate you dot dot dot OMG dead Rose emoji hashtag Zion Williamson looks like you been had a girlfriend and sleeping with other women behind my back so she saying she's the girlfriend he she he was sleeping with other women and impregnating them behind her back at Zion Williams and you liar she tweeted before allegedly she could be uh wait she tweeted before alleged she could be oh she alleged that she could be pregnant as well excuse me she was saying better pray I'm not pregnant too because I'm definitely late at Zion Williamson well that's just uh oh now I'm pregnant I'm not getting my period I you can't just like make that be a thing but I guess you wanted to strike fear in his heart she continued with I was with you last week in New Orleans and you couldn't tell me you had a random thought pregnant after all I've done for you at Zion Williamson I let you fuck me so many times without a condom and this is what you do to me a hood rat that does cpn what does that mean cpn I also wonder what that meant a hood rat that does cpn I wish we had someone from the streets here that could figure that one out Mill said Zion was putting her life in danger fucking all these hose raw while claiming she tried to tell him about trapping type hose she also took responsibility for motivating him to get back in shape following his weight gain and allowed him to have sex with whichever way he wanted I did so much for you I let you fuck me all the ways I said look out for the trapping thoughts fuck me raw and no one else I let you come in me it's very like vanilla sky I swallowed your cum Daniel it's just bizarre that she thinks that she's not the side thought that's what I assumed when I saw the story even though she was projecting in this way it's so funny too because she's communicating with them in snapchat and in Zion's communication with her in snapchat is basically like so how much money are you expecting me to give you to move to New Orleans there it is right there right and that's not girlfriend you don't communicate that over snapchat to the one you love at least in my world the tweets got more personal when mill said Zion's baby mother was toxic and made him gain weight so the woman so now she's blaming the other see if you don't know Zion Williamson is a a very large man who showed up this season and just is just a fat guy now he just got so fat do we have the Zion Williamson like fat photos I mean they were going around the internet I don't like to fat shame a guy but it prevented him from playing very many games this season as I understand because it caused injuries and things like that so he's just becoming ballooning out of sorts and so teams are telling or the team's telling him to get you know in shape and she claims she was getting them on a good workout plan evidently getting that cardio in by fucking her in all the ways that was seemed like the way that she was trying to help out if you just drain your gizzin to me then you'll be weighing less the tweets got more personal when mill said Zion's baby mother was toxic and made him gain weight she added that she's upset because Zion allowed himself to get finessed and is done with him now however she had a quick change of heart when she started dragging Zion's baby mother why be a low budget baby mama when you can be the kept girlfriend Mills tweeted I guess I'm a B step mommy you not fucking up me and Zion Williamson's plans baby you're not it is what it is off this you need a baby so get a bag I get it I just cuz we not on the same level so now she's like oh please you want to get impregnated by Zion sick I'm still the main one and when you're all fat and shit he's gonna come over here and dump it into me I'm in Atlanta whole see me in December or should I say at my new condo in New Orleans what happened oh I thought you were talking Alex I thought that was Alex talking about a corner I'm in Atlanta whole see me in December or should I say at my new condo in New Orleans and then she tweeted the woman we sister wives now Zion gets traded to Utah get with it or get lost but I'm gonna get more always clown emoji he don't play about me when it comes to spoiling I'm his princess you burnt out baby mama Zion then revealed that he was going to be a father with a gender reveal video on Tuesday his girlfriend Akima posted a four minute YouTube clip on her channel highlighting the special day at the beginning of the recording the soon to be girl dad said my baby you're gonna see this at some point I don't know what the future holds but mommy and daddy love you he didn't say anything about step mommy loving him loving her either Williamson concluded as he held on to Akima if you don't know nothing else in the world know that mommy and daddy love you for life oh I can't wait till she's all grown up and sees the articles that came following her announcement of being born what a life well well she'll be rich so who gives a shit we can all hope same success for ourselves well that does it for another episode of the Josh Potter show and Dr. Drew is gonna be the guest next but I'm just gonna say it out loud if you made it this far I want you to get the little surprise I gave a tease at the beginning and so I'm just gonna give it up here at the end is all confirmed it's ready to go and I can't wait for him to be right here with me inside the roach motel thank you to Kirsten think of Alex thinking of my low good first day you debunked things even though my brain's in a pretzel and I'm gonna go home and question everything I want you to go over to my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter or my twitter at j underscore Potter check out the links lots of shows upcoming we've got lots of things for the end of the year hopefully gonna fill in some summer stuff because there's a couple of baseball games that I want to go to other than that though uh next uh well the 23rd and 24th I'm gonna be in San Antonio with any letterman so if you're gonna be out that way come hang out come see us we always have a blast and uh yeah subscribe rate review Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send things in keep sharing the show I see so many people saying things like I can't believe more people don't watch this stuff like that well it helps if you tell people about it so I appreciate it if you are spreading the word and getting more roaches on board and I hope we see you next week right here inside the roach motel on the Josh Potter show you