143 - Fat Voice w/ Kim Congdon - The Josh Potter Show

Oh, I need new glasses. How are we folks welcome to another episode of The Josh Potter Show before I introduce our Roach Motel favorites? Our guests today I want to let you know some things are happening. For instance, the Patreon, 5 bucks a month, Patreon.com slash The Josh Potter Show, you get an extra podcast every week audio style and we started doing zoom hangs and we do about two or three a month so it's pretty fun. It's been pretty, we've released those two so come on board. Sign up. Also twitch.tv slash Josh underscore Potter, it's been a long hiatus but the twitch streams return July 1st and I'm going to do a bunch of different things on the twitch stream but for the most part I saw this weekend the Los Angeles Angels played the Colorado Rockies. They outscored them 32 to 7 or something like that and lost two of the three games. I got to fix the angels that's the whole purpose of the twitch. I'm going to see how many seasons it takes to win the Los Angeles Angels World Series. So join up on the twitch, follow, subscribe, we do some other fun stuff too where I play against y'all. Also as far as dates go, we got on sale right now, Potsdown PA, Soul Jules, October 20th, LaHoyah Comedy Store December 1st through 3rd and Tampa Bay, Side Splitters December 22nd and 23rd. Get those tickets now, some more dates are about to be announced so I want to let you know about those ones down the road. But today, one of our favorites in studio right now, you know from this bitch podcast, you know her from Rose Battle, all kinds of shit. Give it up for Kim Congdon, everybody. Whoa. Thank you. It's so nice to be back at the Roach Motel. Welcome. Motel? Motel. Okay, I didn't know if I just respected you. No, don't church it up with hotel. Oh yeah, right. The Roach Airbnb. It is nice to be back. It's been a while. Please plug things, let people know. Oh yeah. For sure, you guys can follow me on Twitter at Kimberly Congdon Instagram at Kim Congdon. I'm also on twitch twitch.tv slash queen gong one patreon.com slash Kim Congdon. I've got some shows coming up. I will be in Houston, Texas July 13th at the secret group. I will be in Austin, July 14th and 15th at Cap City and September 22nd, 23rd. I will be in Raleigh, North Carolina at Good Night's Comedy Club. So make sure you come out by tickets for those. And yeah. Yeah. Josh Potter showed gmail.com sending music like Groove Parker did send in articles like I wrote for porters. We got lots of stuff to get into. Kirsten's here, Alex Milo. Kirsten, you have a, can they see your shirt? It says you're always gay at the old country buffet. It says let's be gay. Let's be gay. That's like, let's kiss at the, yeah, it's kind of in honor of your father and the end of Pride Month. Yeah, my dad worked at old country buffet. Oh really? For much of my formidable years. Is that like, I've never heard of that. You never heard of a country buffet? No. Is that like golden corral? Yes. Well, actually, no, see here, how dare you, Kirsten. For the record, during the buffet wars of 97, my father got multiple golden corral shut down because he outperformed them. They gave him a Mustang and he cheated on my mom immediately afterwards. Ah, yes. Old country tears family of parts. Yeah, they do. They also bring families together. Have you ever seen the training video for old country buffet? No, please. There's a guy, I don't know if we can, if we could get us ripped off YouTube playing it because it's like on all over the place, but like, there's like, there's a 80s training video where I think that's like a still from it in that, that one that you're highlighting. Oh, maybe not. That's the guy carving. There's a carving station, of course, with the ham and with the ham. Oh, yeah. I love the carver. Imagine fucking the carver at a buffet. Well, this, this carver, can we pull them up? Let's see. I mean, let's see if it's quite. You like work there. You're the stalker. I mean, old country buffet training video. It's this guy. Let's see if you'd fuck him. I mean, like, this is like the guy that they base off of they go, hey, we want you to be like this guy. This guy. I love a man that can cut some meat. I'll say that. Yeah, he does. And he can have some conversation at the same time. Is this it here? Yeah, I'm trying to get to pull up one. So you guys have any hot single friends? I'm asking you around. It must, must, must cut meat. Good evening. Fight enough to eat today. Boy, I'll say. Well, that's great. Would you care for Sam or me? A little both of that thing. All right. We're acting friendly conversations like this is a big part of greeting and serving guests. At other buffet style, which gives us some examples. They often feel they're on their own. Once they've paid for the meal, no one pays much attention to them. At old country buffet, we work hard to make sure our guests never feel that way. That's here. As a cover, my dad had a lot of time with guests, the team members. That means you have a great chance to make them feel welcome and appreciated. By greeting the guest warmly and holding brief conversations as you serve them, you say to our guests, we're glad you're here. Let's take a closer look at the guests. Every conversation you hold with guests should begin something like this. Good evening. Or, hi, how are you? Once you've greeted the guest, here we have a conversation. Try asking a question the guest can answer in a certain or two. You might ask something like this. Is it still hot out there? Oh, yes. Did you catch a game last night? That's Mike. That's Mike going to. I'll try the lasagna. Try the lasagna. Don't forget to hold quick conversations with our younger guests too. This is where it gets cream. They are deciding which restaurant their parents visit. We want them to feel welcome and special here too. So start conversations with children. Don't do that. That's the best. What kind of news do you have? What kind of news do you have? What kind of news do you have? Have you decided what dessert you're going to have? Don't ask them that. Pause this. Pause this. This is definitely the 80s because in 2023, the training video would go like, don't talk to the children, guests. Don't even look at them. Don't even go near the children, if a child. If a child addresses you, make sure that you just give them the meat and you don't even look at them. Don't even mention you're giving them meat. Whatever you do. What could it get more sexual than what dessert are you having? Can't be. That's how do you talk to a kid? No. Not when you're cutting me. And he said something like, what school do you go to? What's that about? Where are you enrolled? Oh. Do your parents pick you up? Do your parents fold? I'll tell you this whole video feels like every meeting I've ever had with men. It's just like, we have to fucking meet up in Simee Valley three and a half hours away and we get there. They're like, whenever you meet someone, you say hello. It's like, why are we here? Have you tried the lasagna? It's very different. I also love that their concept is like, have you ever gone to a buffet and just been too low? Too low. If you go to the buffet alone, let me tell you right now, go into the old country buffet by yourself. Exactly. Is that real? That's a dark place. I think that's how the movie The Whale opens. Do you think that there's anybody sitting at a country buffet alone listening to this episode? Oh my God. If there is, reach out. I'll help you. You don't have to be alone, brother. If you are, I assume it's a man. What is not how hot the meat guy is? Yeah. For him. Send the meat man to me. The meat dude was always, because I'd go in with my dad and like, he'd make me like, wait there while he worked and stuff. So I'd always chop it up with the meat guy. There was a cool meat guy. I forget his name. No pun intended. Yeah. I guess that's true. I do think of that. My mother also got involved at times, because there would be the OCB, which old country buffet OCB, but it would be the OC and it would be a bumblebee and it would go out to like community events and things like that. So my mom would do it and I'd have to be her helper and my mom would cry in a bumblebee costume while your dad's cheating on her and my dad's fucking like one of the dish clearers or whatever the hell they don't waitresses, I don't know what the hell they're called. My mom one time yelled at me because I hung up the bee costume in the office and I left the door open and she told me that would traumatize children because they'll think they're looking at the bee's skin. Then she's like, don't keep the door open, children will see it and think the bee's skin is hanging on the wall. And I was like, I don't think that he wants to know to seek that, but all right, lady. They're also not scared of the giant bee in the restaurant. There's a huge bee in here, people we should run. There's a get out of here. Well, before we get into the sports, because that meat looked pretty good, right? No, that meat looked horrible. That looks horrible. Look at the color of the meat, the background. Yeah, but it's not HD. Yeah, something's off. It's the 80s meat looked like that. Is that before the hormones? Yeah, that was before GMOs got involved in whatever the fuck it is. But you had a story, oh, I'm sorry, what's it? I'm sorry. Do we do they have these here and still? Oh, old country buffets. Yeah, they exist in the country, but I don't know if they're in LA. We should go to one. I don't know if I'd have PTSD. I might have trauma. I go in and I just do a therapy session. I just start dissociating by the meat cart. I just stand there and dissociate. He's like, I said, how was the lasagna? I'm just staring at the space. I'm yeah, did you check out the game last night? Oh my, so is that the locations? It says you can download a complete list of 1092 old country buffet locations, data and an Excel file if you want that as long as geocoded addresses. So well, that's good. Doesn't say that there's any out here. And I know the ones in Iowa went bankrupt when I'm on the road. Boyle boy, I'm always searching for an OCB. I kind of want to hit a buffet soon. They are fun. I'm a sucker for a buffet. Are you I'd imagine when you go to Vegas, buffet, what about Vegas, the win? Yeah, I'll fuck with any buffet, but the Chinese buffets. Chinese buffets cool, but you can't get the same versatility that you can at a regular buffet. Every delicious. No, sure, but I'm saying like at an old country buffet, for instance, you get the meatloaf, then you get french fries, you can get like spinach and like what I mean, it's the the versatility, though, is what I'm saying is insane. I like seeing people fight over the crab legs at the Chinese buffet. That's funny. At the win, they do that, too, at the invades. Yeah, they all wait and then they drop them and they get out of my way. No, people get in fights. My dad used to have to stop women from stealing biscuits and their purse things. Oh, my mom, when I was little, used to go to all you can eat lobster places and put lobster in her purse and bring them home for us. Just put the lobsters live in the purse. I'm going to cook it later. Oh, cooked up. She'd come home with five or six tails. I thought she was reaching into the tank, pulling them out and be like, I want this one. No, but I do fucking love the lobster. I'm more of a crab guy. You know why? Because a less of an odd topsy. I think we've talked about that before. I don't like the cracking and you said it's my white privilege. I said that. I would. That makes sense. I'm not even going to say I didn't say that sounds like me. But yeah, I mean, the cracking, you like the crab boy? No, I hate that. The crab one I can deal with because it seems like it's just like, you never worked a day in your life. The crab one I can deal with, it's the lobster one that I just had go like, I'm looking in its eyes and I'm cracking its spine here. And I'm just like, it is violent. I feel like a doctor, all of a sudden going like, how did this lobster die? Oh, boiling. Okay. It is kind of fucked up. I don't like it. And it's guts fall out and you got to pull its poop out of its butt. I don't like it at all. Yeah. You got a deep poop, the lobster. Yeah, the deep poop. Not not crab legs. I'll tell you that. There's no poop in those legs. Crab legs are fucking delicious. So delicious. I'm gonna have to get from the night. I wanted to hear your story though. I've been waiting since you walked in before we get into sports. I wanted to hear about what I was late. Well, you said you were late for a specific reason. You're like, I got to tell you and I was like, I want to know. It might not even be as exciting as I thought before, but I'm still excited. I'm looking for an apartment my sister just moved here. So we're looking for a two bedroom apartment. Oh, the condomsisters out on the town taking the city, sweetie. It's so funny. She's like, so she's the same age I was when I moved here. She's 21 and she's, it's funny to watch someone go through like the same exact process like that you did. Like she came home the other day and she's got this serving job. And she was like, it's, it's really crazy. She was like 30 year old men love me here. As opposed to as opposed to other cities in the country. I get we just came from a smaller town. Oh, I see everyone's like, they know her or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. So she was like 30 and 30 year old men really love me here. I was like, Oh, do they? Do they love you? Those fucking perverts are grooming you. Well, it happened when you were looking for the apartment. Oh, we went to go look and now they have these things where you don't have to have a realtor there. They do the locks on the outside. You do like a whole code. And we pull up and I've given myself just enough time to do a 10 minute walk through and then make it to this pod on time. And when we pull up, it was like these two very typical like in in an SNL sketch, white women in like joggers outfits. And they're like, Oh, do we have someone else seeing the property too? And we were like, Oh, yeah. And she was like, Okay, go ahead. And then we were like still logging into the key thing. And we're like, we're not logged in yet. So then they were like, we're not either. And it became the silent war. Oh, my Lord. I was going to lock so they're looking at the apartment to where they're showing the they're looking at it. Oh, we showed up at the same time. I thought it was going to be like a pretty woman situation where they're like, Oh, you guys are looking at this apartment. Yeah. And they got it unlocked first. Uh-oh. And so they went in and I was like, Fuck, now have to wait. You can't go in together. No, cause it's like one key at a time and you have to lock the key back up or you get charged. It's a whole thing. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, you were late for that. Yeah. And then and then when they came back to that one that we they went inside the apartment and we heard them go, It's so beautiful. Oh my gosh. We need it. Oh, they're positive. Yeah. And then and they're like, we love it. And then they came out like silent. They were like, Oh, enjoy. Enjoy. And it was like this silent competition. What's your credit score? Bitch. Yeah. They asked you stuff. My sister was like, hope they don't make more money than us. They're just like shouting to each other like, Oh, thank God. My credit scores in the 800s. We would never get these high ceilings. We were in the low sevens like maybe two Puerto Ricans outside. I've never been happier to be white. White, white, white, white. Well, let's get the sports out of the way. There's not much sports going on in the world. Thank God. I mean, enough. The I do have a story I think you'll be very, very interested in because it's sellacious. But first I want to play the video, of a broadcaster out there. Forget what team it's for, but he has the key to hitting success in baseball. This is like, maybe the secret. He's lately getting to line up and he's made the most there. At first of all, he started to pitch hitting and he started having some sex. This is in his real house. Did you catch that? What? Yeah. He started pitch hitting in the lineup and he started having some sex. Why did they say that? Did he really start having sex? I'm trying to figure out. I've been spending the last 24 hours trying to figure out what he actually was saying. I wanted, but I can't figure it out. I think he's legitimately attributing sex to his hitting prowess. I don't know if this man has a camera in his bedroom or if he has been speaking to his wife in the pre-game interviews or what, but maybe the wife's like, yeah, he's been plowing me lately and boy, oh boy, it's been translating at the plate. Let's hear it again. Cheer to you slightly getting to line up and he's made the most there. At first of all, he started to pitch hitting and he started having some sex. This is in his real house. Anything down. I got it. I figured out what he's trying to say now. I don't know what team this is for. It must be for the athletics in white. So, it could either be the athletics broadcast or the blue jays. We know the athletics are looking for a replacement as they fired Mr. Glenward himself. But I think what he was saying was he started pinch hitting and having some success, but he stumbled over his words. Oh. He was like, and this guy sounds wasted. I love broadcasters who he's probably sober, but he's the first thing he says sounds like something about titties. Oh, played again. I didn't catch that. Cheer to you slightly. What are you here? Cheer to you slightly. Cheer to you slightly. Cheer to you slightly. But yeah, this guy sounds wasted doesn't he's like, or being a little line up. Cheer to you slightly, being a little line up. He sounds like an uncle like drunk explaining why he didn't get you a birthday gift. He does. And I'd love for him to actually be so wasted, but I think he's just pickled from over the years. So this fact, I'm assuming he's fat. I have no idea who this is. Oh, he's got fat voice. And he's got fat voice. And he's got jowls. And he's like. He's made them up. He's made them up. Play. You could play it. First of all. First of all. Yeah. I think he just stumbled over six. He started pinching. Yeah. He was like, that's. He's kind of like sucking a spit in as he's saying it because of his jowls. Yeah. He's like trying to catch his breath every time he speaks. I love him. I just know his cheeks are overly red. It's, yes, 100%. This is a trope. This is the type of a type of broadcaster for sure, but it's going by the wayside. They're not hiring fat, drunk sounding people in the world. You know, and they like, that's bad. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. And he's probably like, in the thing I, you know, like he's got a really gear up to speak. But that's interesting. You know, it could very well be sex. I'm not going to take that away. I'm not going to slight him by saying that he didn't deliberately say that. Maybe he has some insight that we don't know about. I don't know. But have you heard about, do you know who Zion Williamson is? No. Zion Williamson is a basketball player who is number one draft pick for the New Orleans Pelicans and subsequently got fat. Started not being able to play basketball is good. Recently, he got a woman pregnant and they shared this news on Instagram. Watch to the chagrin of another lady who's an only fans model named Mariah Mills who took to Twitter to eviscerate this man and talk about like, oh, you got a lady pregnant. She just started like lighting him up on Twitter. In fact, she got herself kicked off Twitter for this because she was threatening to leak their sex tape. What does this say? Is this the tweets that we saw just so can have some ideas? Well, I'll give you a little backstory here. Mills and only fans model and former adult film star who was jilted when Williamson and his girlfriend Akima threw a gender reveal party earlier this month. She had her Twitter account suspended Tuesday. Twitter has not discussed or disclosed the reason Mills account was suspended other than for an unspecified violation NBA. I have sex tapes of me and she tweeted at the NBA. I have sex tapes of me and Zion Williamson and he also has them on his trap phone. She tweeted. He prayed him now. He doesn't deserve to be in New Orleans, sex tapes dropping soon. So she's threatening to, I think that's what can get you kicked off if you threaten to release a sex tape. Wasn't there something about him? We missed it last time. Spinning in the mouth and all that. That's actually how it's showing. Oh, you can see it. Let me pull that back up for you. Please do. Please do. Just analyzing that. Please read it. I can't see that. Oh, yeah, dude. This is, I mean, the thing is these men, they're liars. Okay. We probably have those. He's probably telling this girl exactly what she wanted to hear. Oh, she, he was going to move her to New Orleans according to their Snapchat records and he was asking how much this would cost him a month to move her to New Orleans. Oh, my God. What does it say there? I let you spit in my mouth last week when we fucked. You could have told me you had another whore pregnant. How was that going to work? Moving us both to New Orleans. You think I would have found out at Zion Williamson? I told you was going to be the next king next to LeBron. I motivated you. Oh, that's nice. Oh, no. She said your baby mom is the reason you gained weight. Well, now, especially, I mean, you know how like doesn't the guy get fat when the woman starts putting on the old LBs when she's pregnant is that kind of a thing? Yeah, the guy gets bigger too. So Zion's about to be not playing at all again. Oh, no. I mean, holy hell, he's going to have a hard time. Did you see that one? He said, I guess I'm going to be a step mommy because you're not breaking up our plan. Yeah, she eventually just started coming around like this baby's not tearing us apart. She even says here, better pray I'm not pregnant too because I'm definitely late. Oh, my. You got to be careful putting your dick in crazy. I was with you last week in New Orleans and you couldn't tell me you had a random that thought that was pregnant after all I've done for you, Zion Williamson. But also, at the same time, he's crazy. If he's lying and he's making up two lives, that's kind of crazy and he's impregnating people. I found out a girl was just making up a whole different life. He'd be like, this bitch is crazy. The significance of I let, did she say I let you spit into my mouth? Yeah. Is that like I let you spit in my mouth last week? Is that a binding sexual thing? I don't, this is the thing, not like a contract, I don't believe. No, but I mean like in terms of levels of intimacy is spitting in one's mouth high up there. I figure that's like kissing. I'm not wanting to get my mouth spit in. I had my mouth spit into recently, that's why I'm wondering, oh, should I have taken more umberage with the decline of the relationship because of this? Because of the mouth spitting? Yeah, should I have been like, you spit in my mouth, how dare you? Is this like my vanilla sky where I'm like, you came in my mouth, Daniel. Dude, I actually very specifically remember that line from vanilla ice and nothing else. Oh, yeah, where she's like, what did she say? I swallowed your cum, Daniel, and then she drives them off a bridge. Yeah. That's the whole movie. Yeah. So like to her, that was the thing that like set her off. Should I have gone vanilla sky based off of the spitting into my mouth? Maybe. That is your vanilla sky. That was my vanilla sky. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. There's something that seems very liberating about just driving a man off a cliff. She dies. She does die, but he gets deformed. Yeah. And then he has to live. The movie is him living this life. He was a handsome, rich man, and he had to live the rest of his days deformed in what he does is. I'm getting wet. He takes us. And he tries to marry or like date Penelope Cruz, and he's all like, you know what I mean? And he's like, remember me? He's also not that. That's his deformity. Yeah, I know. He looks like his deformity. I remember watching the movie and going deformed Tom Cruz is still hotter than me. I mean, Penelope, and he's like acting like he's like, there's like mild strokes symptoms. That's how that's how it is. He paid super like millions and millions of dollars to try and get it like fixed again. And he has like a nightmare where it's like, he gets it fixed and then all of a sudden he like looks in the mirror and it's back and he goes, it's a really great movie. I like that they were like, make him as deformed as possible. Make him look like someone with a not bad cleft lip. Yeah. Don't make him look down syndrome. They like have different reviews. They're like, all right, a little too much on that side of things. We need a woman to still love him in the middle of his face. What's that? You've ever seen his tooth? That's just like dead center in the middle of his face. In real life? Yeah. Oh, well, they, I mean, I've never, he's a short man, too. Tom Cruz is he taller than me? Five, five, I would imagine he's, oh, wow. Oh, man. Yeah. I don't know. That could have been the plot to the movie. That seems like two different people. But your mouth, it shifted and now I can't love you. The orthodontist can't fix this. Do you ever go to the gym? You do, right? You're a gym person. Sometimes, yeah. Now at the gym, do you encounter creepies? My gym is like, very gay. So there's a lot less creepy men. Do you notice a creepy guy on each other? It's like a lot of, well, it's funny because I was like, my sister just moved, so I was like, come do like a tour of Equinox with me, see if you like it. We went to the front desk to sign her in and there was a guy in front of us and he was telling the lady, he's like, I just walked in and four of them are jerking each other off in the steam room. Then one of them looks me in the eye and started blowing the other. He was like, I'll traumatize. I got an erection, but still inappropriate. Yeah. My sister was like, what the fuck? She's been so shocked here, too, by the way. That's what culture shocks are. It's such a culture shock just hearing these things out loud that you wouldn't even imagine are happening in the world. I mean, when we went to the comedy store, I introduced her to a comedian. And I said to him, oh, I saw you left with that hot chick the other night and he goes, yeah, she scored it all over my couch. And my sister was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? Who says that? That's hilarious. Well, yeah, being in the comedy world is another level of that, but just an LA alone. There's probably layers to this culture shock that I can't even fathom. Yeah, no, men haven't really gotten creepy with me at the gym. Well, in this story here, Toby Addison, 21, recalled a mortifying moment years prior when he was kicked out of a gym for creepily staring at a woman. So could you imagine being a guy and like they approach you and say like, you need to leave. And there's like, why? And there's like, you've been staring at that woman. It's like, no, I haven't. Who they going to believe? Yeah. You know what I mean? Addison, who shares his life as a blind person on his TikTok accounts, said he was mining his own business during a workout. When you heard a woman say, oh, do you like the view? That's hilarious. I'm just imagining this is my future down the road. Me just like staring and then some woman's like, oh, take a picture. It lasts longer and I'll be like, I'm not looking at, I can't see bitch, I would fucking lose it. She's like, I should come, Josh. Yeah, yeah. I swallowed your come. Obviously, I don't really know where I'm looking a lot of the time. The content creator shared on the podcast. I was just staring straight ahead. And unfortunately, there was a woman doing some exercises. The psychology and counseling student was shocked when he realized she had come over to talk to him, adding that he obviously didn't know what kind of exercise she was doing. I didn't know she was talking to me at first because I wasn't doing anything wrong. He lives in England. He admitted, she said something along the lines of, why do you keep staring at me? Stop. Don't be so creepy. She was probably saying it like, why is staring at me? Stop. Don't be so creepy. I just imagined that. She said it like it. She's in a porn. I don't know why I pictured it that way. I have a feeling I know. But here's the thing. As a blind man, unless he has sunglasses on, you have dead eyes. So it's like, you have no idea where I'm looking. I'm looking down to him sure right now. I think he just found my clip. But seriously, like this guy's got worse eyes than me, dead or eyes than this. And so he's just like, and someone says, and she's like, stumbling in my ass. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like she couldn't tell he was blind. It's like you can tell when someone's a little off if they're being creepy. Especially when they start talking to you and they do the, uh, yeah, exactly. There's a certain neck motion that occurs with a blind person where you go, oh, blind guy. You're right. You can't see. You're right. There's a bit of a culture around Jim creeps, Addison acknowledged. The act of Jim Gore knows his eyes tend to be staring into the distance, yet that blind thousand eye stare, I know it too well. Sometimes when he's concentrating on something, hence why the woman probably thought he was staring. I don't really know where I'm looking a lot of the time unless I'm talking to someone like I know that I'm talking to you. So I try looking into your direction. That's always the worst when you're probably talking to a person. You can't give them eye contact because you don't really know where you're trying to figure that out. So you're just staring at like their hair or something. It's got to be, I can't wait to be blind. Oh my God. It's going to be so fun. You know, this reminds me of that, that YouTube prank they had of the woman who was blind eating ice cream. Okay. Have you seen it? Wait a second. It's so good. What does she do again? You don't know she's blind and she'll sit in front of a man. She's like really hot and she starts licking the cone, licking him straight in the eye. And it shows all the men's reactions are like, like they think that this is like, I think they have it like on just like general like YouTube and the men are so horny for them. And it's just like, it's kind of like a fucked up prank to even put out. Yeah. Yeah. They have the blind man too. Well, that's because also in this case, a person could pretend to be blind and really just go look at asses in the gym now that they heard this story. That's true. This woman got really angry at this guy by the way. She told him to shut up when he tried to explain and then she went to go get the manager. Thankfully, he was a guest of a friend at the gym that day and said that a good relationship with the staff at his current gym is what keeps him there. It's so sad that some women feel uncomfortable or anxious when in the gym because of a small percentage of people who have acted inappropriately. It's also really sad that awareness around disabilities just isn't good enough at the minute. And when you mix the two together, see the thing about being blind, I'll talk to this guy as a fellow blindie. No one gives a shit about our disability pal. No one. All right. Until you get a wheelchair, they don't give a fuck. And by the way, speaking of wheelchairs, we got a story about that. We got an advocate. I've been advocating. We should all have wheelchairs. Doesn't that level the playing field? Yeah. I like to sit. I like walking. All right. Hold on. Let's get into it. And thank you to this road reporter for sending this in Ben Brady. Did I forget to thank others? Was there someone? Yes, T-bone sent in the blind man kicked out of the gym. So thank you for that. So Ben Braden sent this bad boy in. It's a woman. What do you have? Is it something that comes after this or before it? It can come after this. All right, let's hear what this hero, this advocate is saying about wheelchairs. I hate when people say that wheelchairs are only for people who need them. Because when they say that what they need is wheelchair users are for people who are paralyzed. But not everyone who is a wheelchair user who uses a wheelchair who needs a wheelchair is paralyzed. Because if you're gonna do away with wheelchairs for anyone who has the physical ability to stand for like a couple seconds, I think we should do away with strollers. Because toddlers can stand. They can walk. They can walk pretty far actually. If you hold their hand, they can get around fine. You know why we use strollers? Why? Because we do need them. We need them. You cannot tell me that we do not need strollers. And we use strollers for kids who are pretty big, right? It's four, five, six years old. You're using a stroller. Because kids get tired. Their muscles are underdeveloped. She keeps having the cut to catch her breath. It's not in the chance to grow yet. And you know what? Some adults need strollers too. All right, pause it here. So she lost me with a stroller bit. She looks like Danny Melonakis. She wants a stroller, yeah. Now what do you think? Why do you think she wants a wheelchair, huh? What do you think is it? I think she has a bad leg. No, she's saying. She's like, there's nothing wrong with me. I just want to be like a big toddler. I want to be wheeled around. And so do I do a degree. We all want to that, sweetie. But she doesn't like walking a little bit. You can tell. No, she doesn't like. I can't believe she even lets her mouth move that much. So she did the thing in the car. She's like, I don't want to walk inside yet. I'll just do this video from the car. But I think she's right. I want a wheelchair too. Yeah, I mean, I'm not, I would not sign the petition. I don't know. So do you think she tried to get one and they're like, what do you, you don't need a, I mean, she can get a rascal. There are adult strollers. They're called rascals, aren't they? For old people. Is there a waiting list on rascals? Are we having a shortage because of the supply chain? What's the problem? Is that one right there? These? Ooh, there you go right there. How about one of those? Is that trickle your fancy? Yeah, dude, I like the basket. Could you, I mean. Okay, my person there. It would be kind of cool to just roll around. Dude, there's different ones. Yeah, I would get like bills logos on mine. I want like a Lamborghini of those. Yeah, what's the most expensive rascal? Top line. Give me the, give me the top tier rascal. It's got a look cooler than that other one. Make it look like a go card or something. Yeah, something sick. Oh, look at that one with the like mud toys. Yeah, it's doing the rolls, Royce. How much does that cost? Bring it to a car show. We're just looking at about $44,200. Oh, mine is more. Well, this one's like a straight golf cart. The golf cart's kind of sick too. Yeah, the golf cart's kind of just get a golf cart. How many wheels you want? I like the four-wheeled one. I like it. These are kind of cool. Yeah. Holy shit, that one's pulling a camper. Oh, mine. What the fuck? Now, that guy probably gets a lot of pussy. I have a feeling about this lady. What do you think? I think she wanted one of those wheelchairs. They have a Walmart or a target. And we need to actually save these for someone. And she's like, but I'm tired of walking. And so she thinks everyone should get those scooters. If you saw as a Walmart person or a target person, this woman going into the wheelchair, wouldn't you go, yeah, that makes sense. I was just letting her have it. Yeah, she is disabled. Yeah, because she's fat. Yes. Obesities and disability. Yeah. I think. I don't know. But what are you going to say to me? They're coming for you, too. I hear them. What the obese people? Yeah. I mean, if you hear them coming, that's for sure. I hear them in the distance. In the distance? My red bulls like Jurassic Park. The whole table starts shaking. Dush. Dush. No, here they come. Did you? Does it smell like syrup in here? It smells like syrup. Oh, that's my actual weird tangent. The smell of maple syrup makes me like physically ill. I love the smell of maple syrup. I think I have a core memory from school or something where it's like, it brings back trauma. And I smell it and I go, I have to go to the bathroom. My puke is not crazy. I don't know what happened with you in syrup, but I'm sure it got dark over a pancake when you were a kid. It's like something about the dry, like if you spill it on a table. Yeah, the sickest. I hate you. All right. Anyhow. I was pulling out of this. Yeah, yeah. My question has nothing to do with this actual video. It's just a dumb question I've always had, but I guess I can pose it to you. If you're stuck in a wheelchair or like a mobility scooter, how much can you drink or will you get charged DUI or O-W-I? Oh, my lord. I don't know. Like if you're confined to a wheelchair, can you still get hammered? Or are you going to get ticketed? You can get one on a bike, so I'd imagine. That's what I'm saying. You can get one of the wheels. You can get a DUI walking. Publicly, but you're traveling, yeah. Well, you get public intoxication. It's a different story, but. That's a DUI with feet. I guess that's true. And is a wheelchair user is more susceptible to like DUIs? I mean, remember born on the 4th of July when he used to get shit faced? Who? The movie born on the 4th, another Tom Cruise joint. We're really referencing Tom Cruise on me today. But born on the 4th of July is about Tom Cruise going to Vietnam and he comes back paralyzed and he's trying to live his life as a paralyzed vet. He loves that true story. Yeah, he just goes lieutenant Dan. My favorite scene in the movie is he's flailing. He's getting wasted every night and he's coming home and his parents, you know, they're trying their best to understand, but he's coming home wasted and his mom's like, you gotta stop it. You gotta stop it. And he's like, my penis doesn't work, mom. And she's like, don't say penis in this house. And he goes, penis, penis. It's just Tom, did he win an Oscar? I don't remember, but pretty sure he won an Oscar or was nominated for one based off the penis scene. Okay, I find him attractive in this style. Is this the penis scene? This is the penis... penis, run! No, no, no, it's a Catholic. For God's sake, penis... penis, he just keeps saying it. What the hell is your wife fucking jealous! Ow, has penis! Pena's been fucking Arek penis, mom. Penet! That's a horrible sentence. He screams at the neighbors. How do you use it? It's gone some jungle some fucking jungle over there. That seed is just that's cinema, baby Oh, I have obsessed with that. Oh my god. That seed is so fucking wild It's the darkest food he needs and then that seed just makes me laugh big erect penis Oh my god, that is such an aggressive thing to yell at your mother. No matter how sexually pent up you are You're so upset by it. Stop. I can't. I gotta make that a button. Don't you say penis Paynash paynash paynash I love in the movies whenever That one character is trying to get away from the other but they really don't want to part ways and they're like Get out of here. I hate you and then they punch him in the chest. I've always hated you. I love those And then they keep punching until they give up into a hug. Oh Oh They come together. Yeah, that's always the best. Yeah. Now last week all the rage Surrounded The lost submarine It was it took the the country by storm Were you captivated by it? Yeah, I was pretty into it. It was almost like the Titanic was happening all over I like that the news was having countdowns of all the oxygen left. That's five hours of oxygen last We'll tune in in one hour when there's four hours everyone keep being stressed and watching. Yeah The numbers they're hitting One thing about us our numbers are gonna hit there's five hours of oxygen. I just imagine being a producer now We need an oxygen countdown people love a countdown and it'll be captivating They'll stay by the television watching the number go down There was a theory on TikTok that there was a girl taking video of the submarine going down and that She's gone missing Wow, so there's conspiracy yeah, there's conspiracies well because there's the other thing that you know after all was said and done Everyone was counting down the oxygen, but they had been dead the entire time The Navy was like oh, yeah, that thing that blew up like four days ago They didn't interview with like some expert and the lady was like so do you think there's a chance to her alive? And he's like no no Like caught her off guard that like he was just so like they're dead. Well, we have 20 more minutes to fill in this segment But the whole thing that caught me off guard was this steps on that everyone was talking about you hear about hips Yeah, little dilemmas It boy did he have a fame arc that lasted about 24 hours and it went from Obscurity up to the heights down into the depths of the sea probably imploding Just as much as the submarine did there, but uh to give anyone a backstory. What's that? No, go ahead Oh, I was gonna say the steps on of the billionaire of the Titan sub deleted his Twitter account after being mocked publicly for flirting with an only fans model This came obviously after he was seen like giving condolences from a blink when 82 concert I didn't really mind the blink when 82 thing. I'm like yeah, I'd go to the concert too. It was my stepdad It's not my real dad. It's just the guy my mom was fucking You know um Yeah, I don't it depends on their relationship, I guess, but I still might not go just for the look Or at least I wouldn't post on social media. Yeah, I don't I'd go it'd be hard to dance a long, I guess yeah, you can't really be like I'm really concerned about my stepfather and then in the background. It's like all the small things It's fucking so funny hilarious that he did that, but then he also put up like this heartfelt condolences tweet And then literally 30 minutes later slit like didn't slide into an only fans models DMs replied tweeted to her So she wrote a she had a picture and she was set in a caption of the picture of the tweet Can I sit on you and his reply was yes, please right after he was like I have my condolences to my father But he was seems a little off. Yeah, he got he's 36 years old So it's kind of a alarming behavior, but he was kicked off of Twitter for something even Worse than all of that he looks like the meat guy the meat cutter He does oh my lord. He really does with a more emo haircut. Yeah Definitely going it's he's like it's blink 182. What am I gonna turn that down Uh, let's see here. I want to see why I got kicked off of Twitter specifically because we covered all of this stuff No, yes, here it is The exclamation point. Oh, is that the reason Oh, the yes, please. Oh boy. Okay, I thought that was the reason we got kicked off because it's crazy that the company is called oceangate It's just not like you don't put gate on stuff. I feel like that means it's like a scandal. Yeah It's crazy that they would name him name it that well I mean it all comes to fruition It's crazy that the guy built it in his garage and had a PlayStation controller controlling the whole thing and people are like I'll pay a quarter of a million dollars to fucking do that There's videos of him being like I got this at camper world. Yeah exactly Yeah, and they're like no the integrity of this will maintain under crush pressure of the ocean For sure, but the Bluetooth controller is beyond me too because it's a it's a lesson in something that any gamer has ever come across You don't buy third-party controllers for anything. Yeah, one of those thumb controls It looks like someone 3D printed cones and they're really long well you can get like an extension on it If you want to do something like that, but it really he just goes. I can't make this look to play stationy I Yeah, this is the actual controller. He bought some fucking like he just put thumb attachments That's a that's a shitty third-party controller. What's really right? Yeah, I wouldn't even get in the boat if I saw that control He got like a logitech controller out here for fucking to control a submarine not big a lot Also, they're all sitting crisscross applesauce for six hours to even get down there No, there's only one toilet with a curtain And they'll play some classical music to cover up the farts. I guess that was but then you just have the shit in there Because it doesn't they can't let pump it out Well, that imploded too. Yeah, well Hey guys, I imploded the bathroom and then all of a sudden it's like Caves in and they died dude that is fucking And the saddest part is the kid that went in with his dad didn't want to go. Oh, no, that is sad Yeah, I think mr. Beast got asked to go on and he declined. I saw that too. I can I just picture this poor kid He's 19 when I was 19. I was still a virgin. So could you imagine I'd be like dead? I never got to fuck As it's crumpling in on us. Do you think that's a slow process? Or it's just like they get to a certain depth and it just is a tin can They said that they wouldn't even have known that they died because in order for like pain to be registered in your spinal cord It takes like four nanoseconds and they would have been crushed by that pressure in like two But I did hear that they sent in A report or they sent something back saying they lost communication at one point Hmm So they knew well, yeah, they lost it when they imploded and died so there was a moment like a quick moment where they were like Something's wrong. I don't think and then it was yeah gone But yeah, it's so funny that everyone is like well, maybe we'll find them and they'll be looking for oxygen There's but the thing that is weird is they're like there's banging where we suspect they would be what was the banging them? Ooh Seamonsters, it's literally a five minute episode What's that that's literally an old twilight zone episode where they hear banging coming from an empty submarine Can't the debris just be hitting itself if it imploded hard enough? Maybe I mean banging in the ocean could just be literally anything the ocean the controller is out of control the controller If you saw that you go, yeah, that sounds about right $250,000. I'll spare I'll pay that They could have just like went down a hundred feet and then played the Titanic movie It better on the TV screen that they were gonna view Yeah, it could have been like What was that 20,000 leagues under the sea the old ride at Disney World? Oh boy, am I dating myself now? But you'd go like literally 10 feet down and they'd pretend that you were Going 20,000 leagues under the sea and you'd see like the different things then all of some the bubbles would come and there'd be like One of those crackins or whatever and you really just going like in a in a pool at the end of the day They should have just even that I'm uncomfortable with I know I know I don't comfortable with that too Oh my gosh, I was on a universal ride a couple years ago of the Harry Potter one And it stopped like in the middle of the place That's in the sky, yeah, yeah, but I'm in this warehouse and I'm stuck And then there's this thought like what's what if there's a fire And it's like you're in the air on this ride. Are you like straddling us? What's it called a? No, I think you're like in a vest and you're sitting yeah, maybe it looks like a broom in front of you But you're in a vest you're like stuck and it stopped in the middle of it and I fucking was like if there's a fire That would be the worst oh my god the worst getting stuck out. Yeah, so you're sitting in like seats. Oh, okay No, the one on the left that one. Yeah, that's like a final destination thing where they're like Trapped in the thing and the fire happens. Yeah, I've been trapped on a theme park ride before which one It's one and I will out adventure land and it was called the inverter But we got stuck at the bottom with like these bars on our legs And then after we got off they're like well We aren't gonna give you free admission to the ride But if you want to ride this again once it's fixed you can I got stuck upside down in a ride and I Got off and I puked my guts out. They never gave me anything. I was so fucking I was I was about to pass out because you know all the blood rushes to your head like a band Yeah, something like this ride, but I wasn't upside down stuck Mine was the one that like is like it turns as it turns, you know, it's like this. Oh like the splash over Salt and pepper shaker. I love that one right there Yeah, I want to go to six Fox soon. I love her. Let's go I'm down I uh, let's see because this guy got kicked off to it because he didn't get kicked off. He deleted his count. Oh my bad I'm sorry. Well anyways, it was because Cardi B came out and she made a video and she was like You need to mourn your dad. You can't be doing this You know that kind of thing and so he got pissed off. He said Cardi B We all know your latest releases are trash. Look at this recline. I'm getting So many ads for fucking scooters and all that we think I'm rolling up next week on those brass school I've seen one of those that's incredible. I need that My grandma used to have one was it just dumps you out so you don't have to stand up Under the floor. Could you imagine if that that woman who is advocating for wheelchairs tried to get that chair would be like Nope, not happening, but you also have to get one of those necklaces in case you fall and can't get up Case the chair moves too fast. Yeah, you need someone in front of you to catch you if you go too far. Hell yeah Do you think old people? Do you think old people get the uh for the corners of their tables? Do they get those little rubber things like children? Yeah, just they fall. Yeah, you go back to the beginning. Oh my god So any hope Like I was saying Cardi B basically Talk shit about this guy and he called her the unword. That's him I'm pretty sure isn't that where this is going I'm pretty sure that's what he did right What a piece of shit trashy so up Cardi B trying to get clad off me my family suffering I went to a blink 182 concert for coping rather than sitting at home and watching The news shame on you Cardi get some class. What's the second tweet say Cardi B we all know your latest releases are trash, but what is your career this desperate for attention Maybe he didn't say the unword I like I like it with that. I mean I like I like your version. It's a great way to end it Because people were like oh he deleted his account because of racial things and I'm like wow he said the unword You know that's the end of that Idiot woman he's a boy though. I have to get Sarah's in here. She said idiot man And now it's on there. Oh Boy well Let's move forward. It's not you keep getting ads for handicapped. I mean, yeah, I mean, that's pretty well I want I want the one that you can sit in the shower I do like a in a hotel. They have those every now and then and I shelf you can sit on it. Yeah Sikler has one for free at his house. I bet he'd give it to you. I don't want sicklers old showers He didn't use that he didn't fit in a shower I want the the showers through Sikler's balls have been on It's like this up this new apartment. I'm looking at already has a bidet in the toilet And that kind of gross right? Well Need to like bleach. I mean you could clean it, but even then it's like Is it one that could be removed from the toileters it installed in the toilet? It's like installed That's the difference or I think that's actually it's still it's squirted someone else's ass before mine Yeah, but it's not like it is using that it's not like it retained the juice and is going to reuse that It's all just water out of a faucet. You never know if there's bullet back That's like saying yeah, some people bidet themselves and then push back against it Yeah, but that's like saying that the shower head is You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but the shower head's not going straight in my asshole You don't know. You don't know what the other people did with it before. Yeah, that's true Did I just ruin shower heads? Yeah, a little bit. He's gonna bleach things. Yeah. Yeah, just take just have some else clean it super clean it Uh, let's see here. We got an email from Paolo Marcos Marara our Italian roach I want I want to learn how to say roach in Italian for when he gone and I got to get some Italian roachah My Italian roachah roachah Well, he says here in this article. It says a Hungarian camera woman who was filmed tripping up a refugee Who was carrying a child scarfagio They say roach in Italian what? Scarifagio Well Yeah, maybe we don't Maybe we don't get embarrassed with that Scarifagio I'm gonna get myself canceled by you can tell me that's a pasta I'd believe you A scarifagio scarifagio now uh You know that actually reminds me there was a sports story that I missed there was a guy signed by the Baltimore Ravens named Daniel Fago But it's spelled ominously That was fun for him growing up. Let's just say There will be an announcer that gets fired from the NFL this season if they fuck this up. There it is right there That's great Yes, I'm but congratulations on signing with the Baltimore Ravens. Oh, no, that's not him. Oh wait It's it's spelled F F-A-G-O-T No, I think it's Daniel it might be Damien or something Diego Diego Diego Fago I would do it like that. I would really gloss over that G fellas All right, this is some tips for if you're on the broadcast gloss over the G I'd go dad you'll hold oh the tackle, you know you come in like that You can't give it a hard G Or else you're fired. That's all I would say Anyhow we're all over the fucking board here My scaramatio or scarifagio Palo Marcos Marara He says a Hungarian camera woman was filmed tripping a refugee who was carrying a child and now she is suing him I think we have a video of this yes The woman was fired by broadcaster N-I-T-V after footage emergency Oh, what an absolute pig she is and she faces criminal trials in hungry uh So this refugees name is Osama Abdul Mozen Gets he's holding a child And evidently this camera woman trips him woman right here. Oh the Karen looking one. Yeah Here he comes here comes Oh, I mean wow did she stick her leg out she did I wish he would have got it I mean I'm not for hit and women, but if he would have got up and just Oh, I want to fist fight her till the end of time. Yeah, she's pulling a child and he's an old man She did oh god that's gonna make me cry So this woman is suing him now Evidently because she's getting canceled But here's the thing I think suing a refugee What do you plan on happening there say you'll win the case in in with flying colors What are you getting from him? You're gonna get his like Regiments of food. I mean he doesn't he's a refugee Looks like she wasn't doing it to just him either. No, and she's targeting children She knows what she knows what the good shot is they want the kids on the floor. Yeah. Yeah, she was you're all walking too Abily would it been a bet would have it been better if she threw a couple hundreds at them after oh my god Yeah, then she goes here now just for the kid. She should have tried to just get them to pose Yeah, she's like they're moving too fast for my lens I'm not that great of a photographer Slow him down with my trip. Oh, she's a pig. I hate her But now she's she's involved in a lawsuit. What's her name? I'm gonna send her me Indian what is her name Let's see we can all call her ugly. I don't care about that Petra Lazlo. This is an L-A-S-Z-L-O it sure is Petra I'm coming for your ass She is an idiot woman indeed can't abide such idiocy any longer So hopefully her lawsuit goes arrived, but it is interesting to me that she's trying to sue a refugee What do you think's gonna have she has the face of someone that would trip a refugee just kicking kids We got another lawsuit case here This one I this one you're gonna like a jury has ruled against a woman who sued her 12-year-old nephew for a hug that caused her to break her wrist Four years ago Jennifer Connell attended her then eight-year-old nephew's birthday party birthday boy Sean Tarala leaped into his ants arms and they fell to the ground causing an injury that she said still plagues her today But the jury at Bridgeport Superior Court ruled in the favor of the boy recalling the fall Miss Connell said I had to catch him and we tumble down to the ground. I remember him shouting anti-gen I love you And there was flying it there he was flying at me The 54-year-old woman told the courtroom that she broke her wrist and had struggled with the injury ever since and she's asking for 127,000 dollars in damages despite the fact that she described her nephew as a very loving and sensitive boy The local paper said that the woman was in court with the with his father looking confused Or the little boy I'm saying was in court with his father looking confused Michael Green a professor Says that suing a child is perfectly legal. Oh my god anybody What are you gonna get out of the child is 127,000 dollars? That's so hard. I don't understand you're the one cash. Just go to a park Yeah, start falling or just like have it be like you know that kid He fucking push me so it'd be good to target like rich kids also Why should coming in four years later to be like well? I think that's how long it took to deliberate all the things The lawsuit asked the jury to find that the child acted unreasonably for an eight-year-old when he jumped into his ants arms Oh my lord It's much harder to prove the negligence of a child. So these suits face an uphill road As if they're this this paper sounds like they're like Boy the injustice that this woman is faced against her nephew This kid was pronouncing his love for his aunt. She's like he just loved this kid Weird because she was obviously nice enough to him that he loved her Right or he you know, there could be a kid that's just like this is my aunt. I'm supposed to love my aunt Right, you know what? I mean she could have been a colossal bitch. Yeah, but also this kid in the future is going to have a hard time with the ladies Or men or whomever he's trying to have intimate relations with you know, yeah, because he even his like Most basic instinct of love showing has caused this trial Excuse not a trial over a hug over a hug maybe her wrist or week Yeah, yeah, I'm your stupid eight-year-old breaker wrist. How about you embarrassed to take that accord drink some milk I go home and not tell anyone take some vitamin C a daffy lady I'm not nice sweetie. Call it a day The general rule is as long as a child is not engaged in adult activity and hugging certainly does not qualify a child Must only exercise the care that reasonable children of the child's age intelligence and experience would exercise We couldn't find him liable for what happened the juror told him we were close. Well thank god exactly holy shit holy What is this oh sorry? Well, let's wrap up on a story that involves Hunter Biden from T-bone And also maybe this is a place you want to now you don't want to take your sister to this place I thought it was just a club, but it actually is a sex club Yeah, I think I'm good. I'm going to set sex clubs with my sister But maybe you can go alone. It's an a-lister sex club So it's called sanctum SNC you know like you know it's a richy rich when they delete the vowels in the time. Oh, yeah, it's SNCTM The rich don't have time for vowels. We don't do vowels. We don't buy vowels. That's why we stay rich I don't want to go there either. I want to go to like some sex club and fuck Rob Reiner like What about it? Who's that guy? Is that the leader? That looks like a It's yeah the founder and you can't tell me that's not cold vibes Well a sex club is a cult. I mean when you're going in there and you're like It's a cult without the messaging, you know There's no greater message. It's just like we fuck as a rich overly horny people freak me out I'll say no 100% Hunter Biden definitely qualifies as a overly horny person and he was a former member and the reason this gentleman that's in the picture there I believe that's Damon Lawner. That's the founder Looks like Rob Lowe He does I thought it that's why I thought it was Rob Lowe for a second I'm like is this a profile on the type of people at the some sex club Uh, but it's a private members club only so who the hell knows Who's at this thing? Can you think of any off the top of your head? Well Smith You think he's had a sex club probably I feel like he's just you think it's the watch his wife have sex though and not do it himself I don't know Who's a diesel? Okay, Vin Diesel. That's a good one the rock The rock I could see at a sex club Yeah, it's just as curious to me. I want it someone's got to get up their hands on this list Absolutely Tom Cruise Yeah, he was an eyes wide shut. He had to go do it for research for eyes wide shut It says here sanctum is a private members club prioritizes the safety and privacy of our esteemed members above all Consequently, we neither confirm nor deny the identities of our attendees furthermore We uphold strict code of conduct and any infringement leads to a lifetime band And so the founder is the guy that like outed Hunter Biden as being a member. So now he has become band Oh, look at this he created In 2013 after watching Tom Cruise's movie eyes wide shut Wow, which features scenes in which wealthy elites gather at a secretive orgy With a carefully curated guestless and membership fees of up to 75 grand a year It became the free love private playground of Hollywood actors rock stars Chief executive city officials in run of the mill millionaires city officials No, I want Mike parking attendant out Yeah, I don't need the mayor We can't have the mayor and Jennifer Lawrence in the same sex party Oh, yeah, yeah Gwen Stefani do you want to fuck this uh the postal service time assemblyman? I don't need that I don't need the crossing guarded a child's elementary school at the same orgy as Jennifer love he went Yeah, it's so fucking weird. Oh, I'm paired up with fucking Noble what do they call those people? What does that say? This is just some of the elected officials in LA. So yummy Yeah, well some of the chicks are Paul might be slinging dick. I'm not gonna. Yeah, Paul's in there. It's loving on knobs weird shit And it might not be consensual. Yeah In a profile we he discussed in the early days of the club the elaborate sanctum masquerade party He hosted at mansions and nightclubs around town in his latest business ventures an erotic restaurant on the sunset strip In a high-end cannabis line called sex weed. Whoa It's very hot It's almost like you want to try some of this sex weed. I'm like, what does it do ex? Am I gonna come? Am I coming when I smoke this Sex weed makes you hornier ill No thanks Hunter was a member at sanctum and I canceled his membership after I after a party because he's a scumbag That's what the founder wrote So Hunter Biden's too big of a scumbag Posting what I did on my Instagram about hunter was letting people know that the type of behavior that he exhibited was something that upsets me I knew that the consequences could be me not being a part of sanctum anymore, but I was willing to take the risk I'll make a new sanctum Where we all fuck without Hunter Biden This is crazy that this is just allowed to exist though and because it's rich people and also lawmakers and city officials Everyone's like oh, yeah, the sex cult. That's cool. We can let that be Would you join if you were a list enough? Yeah Yeah I just would want to see what's going on. I would join for the tea But couldn't you I'm sure you can try and without joining get invited to one of these parties as a woman I should try to get in one go undercover. Yeah, and let us know and then we see what you steal the it's almost like stealing uh The fucking bill of rights or whatever. Yeah, Nicholas Cage you steal the sanctum guest list and then you sell it Yeah, called secrets of sanctum Secrets of sanctum. I like this So you just got to get an a-lister that is in this To fall madly well not fall in love with you. I guess just want to fuck me. Yeah. Yeah, you're like easy I got three right now Be like I heard about this thing called Do you are you a member? Do you want to go and then yes? All right good. I like this. Okay All right, belly button cam sanctum I can't believe by the way that we're on the last angelist times and all you're getting is rascal as I mean It's a meady mark. We broke your fucking computer. Sorry. I wish Can we get on that? Can we get a promo code? 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