144 - Double Doing It w/ Chase O’Donnell and London Kaye - The Josh Potter Show
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And today we have not one but two guests one of them being a hall of fame worthy
Guest that we've named the award after her. It's chase O'Donnell folks. Hello
And today she's broader sister
London hello
My cool older sister your cool older sister and not only sister, but podcast partner
They're both co-hosts of inspired and tired. Did I name it right? That's right. Okay
I know the tired part
We're here to get you inspired
Why don't you tell people what the podcast is all about since it's new. Yeah, they don't know you even have it
Yeah, I don't think many people know we have it um, it's
called inspired and tired and
London
Is a street artist. I am. I'll explain. Okay, so
We chat about how to unlock creativity and just live your life doing what you love
I'm a street artist chase is a comedian. So we have some fun takes when it comes to all that
Yeah, so I feel like just
Tools on how to unblock the creative inside of you. Well, there you go
That's the pot and people can find it on YouTube and all the places obviously YouTube
Spotify podcast
She shakes her head
Is that what are where the other places people listen? I think on the old uh, you said Spotify the old iTunes there
The iTunes is the one I was trying to think Google play. I think is one of them
Yeah, it's people tip me up about that one every now and then I go is that a thing? Yeah, and it turns out it is
Yeah, I've never listened to Google play. Yeah, this shows on Google play evidently and
I've not one slipped on there
It's there so go check it out
But anything else to promote before we get into the show um
First of all, I was so impressed with how many dates you have coming up
Well, I'm not impressed by it. I got to call on a fucking agent and be like hey chase maybe impress
But I'm certainly not so step it up pally um no
No shows for me this summer because ever since I
Thought we were talking about that. Well, I guess it's okay. Um, I had
I guess you just said to me we can't talk about this
Well, the why I brought it up is because ever since then um, I was like oh, I'm gonna take a summer break
Because I think I get sick so much from all the travel and I was going too hard too much
So I'm taking a summer break. Okay. I'm taking a summer break evidently because the money's bad
That's what my agent says the money's bad. What's that mean? I don't want to get into it
I shouldn't have talked about it. Let's keep let's be
By the way, because we're in the first 10 minutes. I don't want to get us. Oh, oh, Dr. Druid
You know what I mean? Yeah, but I thought perhaps you were lying about having the seaword and uh
I thought you know chase. I love you. You don't have to tell me some antiquated excuse like we're still using
To get out of things
You could just tell me you can't do the show and I'll understand. I didn't even tell you. I told Alex who told you right
I was too sick to
It does sound like an excuse though nowadays. Yeah, I mean now in 2023. I mean the president declared
Over so I was like chase what year is this?
Well, London told me that I could have the full week off and I was like no
My week is booked and she and and I was like there's no better excuse and so then I started getting out of stuff
Because I was like oh, I'm allowed to use this excuse. I don't have to show up places. And after you've had it so many times
Okay, Chase. Okay. I've had it so many times
Well, uh, it today is July 5th, uh, you know, we're we're taping this right before the old holiday
But it comes out after the fact so I hope everyone had a good holiday and your back. It's July 5th. Yes. Oh happy
Yeah, how was your forest
It's really July 3rd. I went to the Dodgers game. Oh, we're going to the Dodgers game. I have a date. I let's not
I do I'm taking a date to the Dodgers game in the day
So well, it will that you're
So well that July 5th. We're gonna hang out again. Yeah
You're the third person. I've
Talked to go into the Dodger game for the fourth. Really? Who else is going? Well, I mean you know
It's like who else is going like I'm gonna know and get excited
Like I'm gonna know these people. I think it's a great. Great date. Thank you. I
I you know
I think so too. It's my this is where I shine. It's this and touch tunes dates. Am I allowed to ask on air
Who it is? Well, they don't know her and you don't know her. So was it through an app?
No
I guess it was through an app. It was called Instagram. Mm-hmm baseball date is a good
day and I'm going to prove it. I told you I didn't have a good baseball date
I know that but I was telling you that it is a good date. I go this
I need to go with the right person. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why I brought it up, you know got it got it
And you know it is 4th of July after all so
No, you didn't without this song. I did with the song. I love it
But I thought we could talk about 4th of July things coming up here
Some weird firework injuries
Uh-oh. Oh, your face went bad. We'll get to it in a little bit. Your face. That wasn't excitement
It doesn't sound good. No, but let's get into the sports first. How about that?
Oh, I love sports games. Oh, you do? No. Okay. Well, let's find out
Sports. Yay
This is Josh singing. I figure
And
And to death so I was going to say you were like I like sports. So I was like well, which ones but then you're like I do I skating
Oh, I skating gymnastics. Okay. We love those in the
In the Olympics diving. Oh, that's a good one. Do you watch the summer Olympics?
Oh, because I tend to go like I don't care
No, we watch we watch those sports specifically. That's interesting because I really just could not care less about the Olympics
Plus they put them on a different. They're on 900 channels. It's true. They made it tough
Tweeted MSNBC to check out the diving competition at 3 a.m. Yeah, you're like what? You know what I mean?
They're always like a weird hours. How do you follow along? Now it's hard to it's hard now like the NBC
Yeah, they're like see NBC. I'm like do I even have you have to get like peacock? I think yeah
I don't know. It's no good anymore, but the good old day
1995 and then to the Olympics we were watching the Olympics memories
Well carry struck landing on one the ball on one foot and sticking it. That's a big one for me. That's a cool memory
Remember that too. Of course. That's how I said at land to 1995 Olympics. Yeah, it was at 96. I think 96
It's the one where the bomb happened
That I don't I don't recall that
You don't remember the bombing the Atlanta bombing, but that was at the Olympics. Uh-huh
Richard jewel
None of this is where I'm in about. No. Okay, so there was a bombing at the Olympic Village
Like where they were having like a concert or what have you and Richard jewel who was a man who
Desperately wanted to be in law enforcement
So he would take on little security jobs things like that and he was like I'm gonna be a cop someday
He discovered
The bomb
Right before it went off actually
And he pointed it out and was like this is I think about so they cleared the a lot more
people could have been injured and killed if he hadn't
gotten people to
Disperse that area and what happened was because of his obsession with becoming law enforcement people thought he planted the bomb
And then told people about it so that he could look like a hero sounds like a good well at FBI investigation cleared him
Oh, but he was scrutinized for many and he was there's actually a movie about it
Where he where it goes through his saga oh
So we've got to watch yeah, we got to watch well if you're a fan of that Olympics. Yeah, I would imagine you do oh
Jesus Christ I started playing my voicemail when I really meant to just play you know
I can't believe I played my voicemail there first hey Joshua. This is a bill collector
That's what I meant to play well. It's 4th of July born on the 4th of July you guys watch born on the 4th July you ever see that movie?
I've heard born in the USA and our cousin is born on the 4th of July
But I've heard born in the USA, but there's a movie called born on the 4th of July
There sure isn't it's like you know around this time of year
I always end up watching it like it's a Christmas Carol or what have you the other one I watch is independence day
Can we say something about our cousin please do oh this is such a good story
He is born on the 4th of July and when he was little his parents told him the fireworks were for him
So for a long time he thought fireworks were for any time that they happened for on the 4th of July for him no matter
The location the people gathering he just thought they told him the 4th of July fireworks were for his breath
That's great good stuff and glad I told that I don't have this sound effect doesn't succumb across really well
Welcome to earth that was wolf smith welcome to earth
We got to tell it to that guy. Hey the fireworks are for everyone
Welcome to earth welcome to earth
That guy our cousin our cut your cousin. I apologize
But enough of the dilly dally. Let's get into the sports. I wanted to play all my new buttons
Was there nothing about born on the 4th of July you just mentioned it I just mentioned it
Okay, because I wanted to play my penis buttons
I have a lot of them
Go watch the movie
That's my absolute favorite. Oh, it's so dark, but so funny. Oh my lord
But yes, so in sports you know who Michael Jordan is. Oh, yeah
Greatest basketball player of all time some some say
Conventional wisdom would say yes, you brought it up in your debates
That you've louded at these dates that you've been on do you do this to London did your father teach you sports
Did you London did not memorize? No, I was like I'm fine. Yeah, I didn't need to memorize your strategy then on dates
I just went on a lot of them okay. Yeah, London's really good at she was good at dating
I just like treated it like it was fun and if I didn't like
No problem to the next one and then you know when you know what happens when you don't like them. I keep dating
Oh, yeah, that's true
We have different strategies. I can't get out of it if I don't you don't even do it in a way that you're like
I'm gonna fix them. You're just like well. I'm here. Yeah
Yeah, I would be I've stayed in very long relationships
So you haven't had to come up with any sports soliloquies, but Chase talks about Michael Jordan on dates evidently
all the time
And I encourage it. Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, maybe you can bring this part up next time. Okay, so Michael Jordan his
The Robin to his Batman if you will is Scotty Pippin have you ever heard of him? Yes. Okay. Well Scotty Pippin
Has an ex-wife named Larsa Pippin
And Michael Jordan's son Marcus is now dating Scotty Pippin's
No, since when and what's the age gap? Oh the age gap is fast. She's a lot older women age gap real quick there
but
It's been happening for a while now and people are always wondering like how
Is this possible if you're Michael Jordan's son
You chances are you have access to anyone a lot of money too like that's why you would be
Able to date anybody you want probably Michael Jordan has more money than God. I watched air. Did you watch air? What do you think of it?
You liked it. I hated it. I want to is this some movie about board meetings that's all this is
I got a great. I wanted to go into a story. It's a good story. I'd care more about my career if I wanted to sit in a meeting room all day
Jason Bateman so funny is good. It was a good story. It's fine. I guess. I knew what was gonna happen though. I was like I know
I get I know where this is going. Yeah, we all see the shoes. I mean, yeah, we all that's true
It was a spoiler alert. I went outside today and saw a pair of Jordan. So I know where this is going
Oh
We have Marcus is 32 and she is 48. That's not terrible. Oh, she must have been really young dating Scotty Pippen. I'd imagine that's probably true
Um, okay 30 16 48 but that's too big of a gap. Let me put it this way her son though
Is it her biological son Scotty Pippen Jr. Is that not her biological son? Yeah, I'm pretty certain that is
Scotty Pippen Jr. Who is entering the NBA
Larissa Pippen has also dated a many
NBA player that are perhaps his cohorts and peers how old is Scotty Pippen Jr
18 22 oh
No, so wait is it biological because she's 38 that's 48. She's 40. Okay, so that makes more so I thought 38 for a second
She's 48 this sounds like an episode of Milf Manor. Yeah, NBA edition and yeah, yeah
So she used to fuck a bunch of NBA people
Scotty like when she fucked one of his teammates on his college team can if we can what I pull up a picture
You sure can
Before we get on her for a while
Yes, and now Michael the reason I have this video is because Michael Jordan speaks out about it for the first time at least
Oh, oh, she's really she's really beautiful. She is beautiful. The fact is yes
So she's been kind of doing this whole thing in front of Scotty Pippen Jr. for
Their whole life and now
Of course, I would imagine Scotty Pippen Jr. in Marcus, Jordan
Crosst Paths at some point along the way childhood friends and whatnot, so yeah, it'd be like your friend
Fucking your mom except they are 10 years apart
22 and 32
Is that Marcus and Scotty? Yeah, okay, so yeah, maybe he was 10 when you know, I don't know, but still it's weird
They crossed paths still the whole story makes me go
But I want to know what Michael Jordan says. Yeah, well, he for this now. Let's find out
They catch Michael Jordan now Michael Jordan by the way like I said more we have the shoe money
He has money from basketball and now he's about to sell no his share of the Bob or not the bobcats the Charlotte Hornets
For eight million dollar eight billion dollars eight billion is a lot more than a million
Yeah, no, it's it's in the billions. Okay, whatever the number. Maybe it's two billion
I don't remember the number, but it's it might as well be a gazillion bazillion, you know what I mean?
It's a ridiculous billion something like that
Wow, I could be very much exaggerating, but it's it's in the bees
But here he is now leaving somewhere to go into an SUV and he could very well ignore this question, but he doesn't okay
And Mr. Jordan, what do you think about Marcus and Liza Pippen together?
You approve of it
You don't approve
Do you think he's got to ask to marry him
I want him to stick his head out and yell fuck no
But he doesn't oh, that's the so he didn't say something to it. He didn't does not approve of it
He chuckled and said no. Yeah, so he's like probably yelled at Marcus
He's like you're not getting a fucking dime you better. Hope you get that bullshit Pippen money. Oh, Scotty Pippen is his friend
Yeah, I wonder how they have to have they have to still be friendly, but I wonder I mean with this they're definitely chatting
You would wonder if that because they have like what's the word like there's a bit of tumult between the two of them
As pointed out in the last documentary the last dance
They talked about how like Scotty Pippen was fine with being the number two guy, but he kind of wanted to
Leave that shadow at some point um or at least get paid as if he was the number one
Yes, well, he wasn't gonna get paid more than Michael, but to get paid a great deal of money because he's a you know
An integral cog in the machine is he the one that would like paint his nails and no, that's Rodman
Rodman. I'm thinking Dennis Rodman. Yes
Dennis Rodman's also a member of the Chicago Bulls at that time, but I can't I can't place Pippen, but I know the name
Yeah, you don't need to see his face
He's a tall black man. Okay, good at basketball
Number 33 Wow. Yeah, that's uh, so I thought that was interesting, you know to say the least and
Michael Jordan finally at least he was laughing about it. Ha ha. No, I don't think Marcus is gonna be with her long
I don't either I they've been it's been pretty long. I want to say maybe a year now
Oh brother
Well, it's honestly I look I look down on her. Yeah, I hate to say that
That's okay. You wouldn't date one of your son's friends
Me
I wouldn't
Say you had a son. Yeah, any grew older my son's pretty young at this
Negative years um, yeah, no, see I looked down on her. I think she should date people her own age and she's got some weird like basketball thing going on
Yeah, it's one thing for I guess like a woman to date younger. It's almost celebrated in like empowerment
You know, but if you've heard of a guy that old dating a younger woman
You'd be like oh, of course, you know what I'm saying it wouldn't be that weird though
If he was 40 and she was 32
It's clear that it's the son's friend. That's what makes this is what's weird
So if it was just a random younger guy when
No, no, it's that she's clearly going for like the legacy of Michael Jordan and the like yeah
Now when she was 45 and she was dating a kid in college that I don't really I don't like it one
Yeah, and if a obviously if a man was doing that
With a college a woman it would be like considered like oh creep isoid or whatever. Yeah
Yeah, like Leonardo DiCaprio only dating 20-year-olds. It's kind of like come on
The thing with Leo is I think you could get away with it and no one would talk about it if he just
Didn't have such restrictions on the age exactly if he wasn't like oh, you're 23. All right. Bye
19 back at it. Yeah, he set the clock. It's like he's hitting one of those chess
clocks, you know, yeah, it's not good so weird
So I think that's the problem like if he was like dating a 23-year-old then he was dating a 25-year-old
Then maybe like 119 you're like okay, maybe really likes her and then like there's one 22
You know what I'm saying like and I'm maybe a 35-year-old
Can we throw in someone?
I don't know you tell you ask Leo not me. That's what's so weird like date someone your own age
Yeah, well, I mean women if they don't that's why I think it's so bizarre to me that there's a different like it's
I think this woman should date when her own age too. I think it's creepy on both ends of the gender spectrum
But I feel like society will go like hurray larsa versus uh, yeah Leo going like what the hell he's a rapist or what
Yeah, yeah, that's true the double standards. Yes, so I always found that interesting. I was wondering your thoughts on it
I don't like it before we get into the news. I have some things to address via emails
Okay, Josh Potter show at gmail.com by the way is where you can send things and this is a league this we had a story last week about a woman
Who was suing her own nephew who was a child
Because the nephew jumped into her arms and broke her wrist
No, no, no, what's the follow-up? She's suing a child. You have a follow-up on this. Yes, she's suing the child for doing that
She's suing like the family I'd imagine and last week I you know, I said, you know, this woman is a idiot woman
I said that was what we're looking at here, but
People have come out and said
There's a bit of a follow-up
Great, okay
Well, it says here
I want to provide some context for the story about the woman who sued her nephew because she broke her wrist via a huggone a rye
She had to sue the nephew in order to get reimbursed for her two surgeries
Because under Connecticut law
She could not name the family's homeowners insurance directly as a defendant
Before the trial the insurance company offered her one dollar as compensation for her injuries
She never had any intention of trying to recover money from the child or his family
This is one of many cases where big insurance companies try to make litigants
Legitimate claims seem ridiculous in the court of public opinion like the famous McDonald's hot coffee case
Your roach attorney Tim D. Esquire
Tim D. Thank you a huggone wrong, but I think that lawsuit went right one dollar. She's fine
She's doing it just to get herself covered. Oh, she only sued for one dollar. Well
Just so that the homeowners owners insurance would like cover her so that the family has to pay a one dollar and the homeowners insurance
Oh
I feel so much better about this whole thing now me too
Like these I don't know who it would be big defendant lawyer
Corporation or whatever the hell who's putting it out there. There was a whole article about this woman and what a monster
She was wow
So maybe it was again like he said to get to make it seem ridiculous in the court of
Public opinion so this poor woman has to like live her life. You're like you're the woman who sued her nephew
What a scumbag and they spit on her or whatever
Well, everyone needs to listen to this episode to hear the context that's what I say every single week
That's the moral of the story every episode. I would say yeah
Everyone needs to be tuning in have you two ever been to an old country buffet?
Mm-hmm into a golden corral
Wait, what do you do? I've been to a hometown buffet
Been to a sizzler sizzler. Well, I think well sizzler does have any lost
Plantation suit plantation, but what's what's plantation? Who doesn't know? I saw Tony Hawk there
Suplantation. It's like a chain in the California. Is it still a trip? Yeah, well
I have one in I mean only maybe 10 years ago is the last time I went. Oh, I've seen it. I don't know
Plantation. I imagine you're gonna have some protests from the inner city blacks
Soup plantation
We can't call it soup world. They love soup
Soup universe
So what's up with the one you like old country buffet? We have a long
Lot history with old country buffet my father used to work for them
I think home whatever you said hometown buffet. I think that's like a offshoot
They were like the city's not good enough for an old country
Or the branding isn't up to snuff with this market or whatever so they wouldn't have hometown buffet
I think they were or they bought at some point or absorb the hometown to phase is like a chain in California
We're just naming California chains California chains. I don't know. I don't know anything about that
But I just moved here very recently
But old country buffet is a chain of buffets as well and my father
Fought tooth and nail to shut down golden corral. That's the
Yes, they were some 97 he was a soldier. He didn't sue anybody but he shut him down and down
Got a couple clothes you want a Mustang and a trip to Hawaii. Wow tell us more
My mom after that. Oh, this isn't this it's real, right? But old no, it's real but old country buffet
We brought it up last week and then we were showing some videos and such and and we
pontificated on if whether or not someone would be listening to this program in an old country buffet sitting alone
And I said no, no way no one goes to an old country buffet alone let alone listening to this program
And I said if you are reach out
And we'll be here for you. Well, we had a few
And a couple people in comments that just said they were they've gone to them in the past alone, but this person
Wrote in the comments of the YouTube video. This is charged up EV. He says oh no
I'm not even kidding
I eat at the old country buffet pretty much every other day by myself
I'm a 38 year old guy in a relationship, but I'd just like to go by myself and eat terrible food. I'm going through some stuff right now
And I just want you to know charged up EV. We're here for you buddy. Oh, yeah, anything you need let me know
I had a show in Glendale a couple nights ago and I was looking for food right around there
And there is a seafood buffet
That I was legit going to go to but I ran out of time. That is dicey. It is a seafood buffet
I was going to go solo to the buffet. You better look at that letter grade on the door
If you go to a seafood buffet and it's got a B you turn back
B for boy oh boy
Wow, oh my gosh charged up EV. I love that comment
I'm glad that someone I can't believe somebody was sitting in an old country buffet. He's like I'm I literally do this all of the time
Kidding
Well
Yesterday was 4th of July
As we mentioned many times. Yes, it was great today. You had a great date. Do you have any 4th of July traditions?
Fireworks. Yeah, I read white and blue red white and blue. I love whipped cream blueberries and raspberries as dessert
Red white and blue
Red white and blue. Yeah, me too
What about you? I don't know why it's so funny. You got to wear I go like you have any 4th judge red white and blue
What we do oh, this isn't the right thing you wanted to do. Where's my patriotic man? Oh no
I knocked into your microphone. You know, that's the start of stars and strength. Yeah. Yeah, London's done a whole ballet piece
Gotta keep hitting this. I'm so sorry
Um, you did a whole what ballet routine. Oh my lord stars and strength. Yes, so we were so when I play that because it make you stand up
When I play that song does it make you want to get up and do the dance? I keep starting but then you
Oh, I cut off the intro. Yeah, it says penis. Right. So it holds the ballet
That's my born on the 4th of July is my 4th of July tradition for sure
I just think when I hear 4th of July I think pain us
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay, but any who yeah 4th of July injuries those tend to be a tradition as well
Firework injuries. Did you out do you play with fireworks do you light them off yourself or do you let someone else handle that?
I don't know. Someone else hands. Have you ever done it? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, we did definitely and I'll pass on 4th of July and then recently
Some of the people I've been hanging out with uh-oh kids from the wrong side of the
They do the fireworks all the time after like a day of drinking and I'm always like
You're kind of fireworks are these that they are just
You know banding about no they're like they come in the big box with all the things you light and you have to run back and you put it
It's like a box or whatever
Now the last time I had an experience with those we bought we were down in a Daytona Beach, Florida
Was right after COVID ended like after pandemic and then we could go outside we could be around people
COVID has not ended
It's the president of the United States on May 11th said that it's old. How did I miss that?
It seems like I don't know apparently you missed it because you still got it
We're not doing COVID anymore
but
No, so I
You know I was excited I went out I was I had a family reunion Daytona Beach
We bought fireworks hundreds of dollars of fireworks. We're drinking all day
Red the beach and I was like
Doing what you just described where I was lighting it and then like military rolling out of the way and like
There was a couple times where I'm like that one was close
You know and you you realize how easy it is to just fucking blow off one of your fingers or something
Yeah, it's like you're in a episode of jackass movie pretty much every time
Yeah, you don't have to be putting them into orfaces to even have any sort of dangerous aspect of it
But um
Yeah, so I mean I got a real sense of because there was a saw a year were two football players
both
Blue off their fingers due to fireworks because on July 4th and I wonder you know
This obviously like we said we're taping it on July 3rd July 5th could happen and there could very well be a new
Pandemic a fingerless people a new pro athlete even that has
Jason Pierre Paul could still play football because he doesn't require his fingers
He's a tackler. So all he needs is his body and his arms
But the other guy was a cornerback
So he had to catch the ball and he didn't have any fingers to do any. Oh, it's so sad
Yeah, but but that that's like a lesson don't do it if you had to lose a part of your body. What would you pick?
My pinky toe
Okay, that's a good one good safe choice. Yeah
What about I mean, I mean that's a tough
I mean, what about like a middle toe. I think that would be even better than a pinky. Yeah to help you stay balanced
Balance. Yeah, especially as a dancer would a pinky toe affect you it would but I think you could I don't get around
I don't think you need the pinky toe. Maybe is that why London's better
My pinky toe is really sturdy
Maybe like bottom eyelashes does that count as a
That's a hey, I mean, I could get blown off by a firework that could be so close
To a catastrophic injury. I guess I was one. I'd pick. I'm like if I'm gonna lose an eye
Take the take the one that's already lost
You know what I mean just take the dead one but here we have let's see which ones
Okay, let's see now you can pick here. Oh, okay. Do we want to hear about a foreign body in a cornea? That one's pretty self-explanatory
In a what in a cornea? That's a part of your eye. Okay. No. No, okay. How about a leg full of dynamite?
I think that sounds good. Well, let's hear the other ones. We have blunt force trauma. That's boring. I don't even get it
blunt force trauma. That's like a bash to your head. Oh, okay
Nothing but his shoulders down. That one sounds fun. That one sounds interesting. Yeah
We got phosphorus poisoning. That sounds fun. That one's boring. Oh, so who'd done it? Hands off. I think that one self
Explanatory really
Oh, we lost his hands in the fire. Oh, oh, these are all what they're missing. Yeah, I just got that
Oh, I didn't get that. I didn't get that. Okay. Yeah, these are all fireworks. Yeah, how are you getting? Did someone drink it?
We could go into that one in a second. This one's patriotic tent tentenet
Tentness tentness. Yeah, tentness. I was gonna think tonight. Oh, I don't want to hear that one. No, no, that's like a
Scratch that gets infected and this one says blown to considerable heights. That sounds like a warning lies in the air
Perhaps, okay, so we have a couple that you're interested in mm-hmm. All right. Let's start with blown to considerable height
All right unless that's unless
Okay, okay fine. All right, so firework factory explosions were widespread problem in the 18th and 19th centuries
tragically children were often victims in 1821 a child employed by the fireworks maker
Set a rocket by the fire to cool and nearly blew up the entire neighborhood
He barely escaped with his jacket on fire a local reported later in 1825 two boys in a white chapel
London fireworks factory were blown to a considerable height and were much injured
According to a report while ramming gunpowder into pyrotechnic rockets
According to the village bulletin the gunpowder active 1860 restored some semblance of regulation to the clearly exposed explosive industry
You want to know why I'm bored by that story? Why is that 1800 1800s?
She hates old tiny things. No, it's just like we've gotten farther
We've moved for isn't it wild though to think that just we were like
Children work in factories. Obviously they should work in the fireworks factory too
See we've improved. You're not allowed to play with that, but you can build it
Yeah, I mean, it's too bad. It's just so long ago
All right, so Shay you'd rather one tickle your
Seaborm what was the other one you said that you and you wanted to hear about the phosphorus
Yes, a snoozer, but we're gonna get it. We'll read it real quick here. Oh my gosh. It's in the 1940s
Is that still we're coming up in time? Is that still to a world war?
Oh, yeah, but give it a go give it a go because white phosphorus goes up in flames when its temperature reaches about 86 degrees
Farron heights see this is what I'm talking about chemicals and chemistry and shit
The 15th element is a common ingredient in things that go boom these include matchheads
small-toff cocktails and you guessed it fireworks in the 1940s
In the 1940s
The NEJM reported that several children had died from acute phosphorus poisoning after eating
Firewood
It's like so dumb especially the so-called spit devil
Yes
phosphorus is toxic and there are much better things to eat on Independence Day than fireworks
Was that a real story they told in the 1940s on the news don't you dare eat the fireworks
Have potato salad instead. Oh, no
Okay, this one's from 2011 which one's that the the shoulders nothing but his shoulders down
All right, let's see that one sounds oh so gruesome
In one of the most gruesome instances of modern fireworks now functioning
Of 41 year old man in North Dakota was decapitated while setting off Independence Day rockets in 2011
The man was lighting fireworks outside his mobile home. Mm. I feel like so many stories start that way
He would when a humongous bang caught his neighbor's attention the neighbor watched
As the man walked into the street to light another firework
And then he disappeared in a terrible cloud of smoke within 10 seconds. I was talking to him
He lit it and we all saw
Always always a cloud of smoke in a bang the neighbor told NBC news when I walked up to his body
It was nothing, but his shoulders down. What does that mean is his head off? Yes, what do you mean? Oh
He blew up his head. Yes, it was gone
Now that's some that's an odd thing a way to describe it nothing but his shoulders down. That's pretty much everything but the head
Yeah, yeah, I would say they walked up and he had blown up his head
I mean she could have worded it a bit more glass half full and been like I saw everything but his head
Well, he's he's done no either way
You know what I'm saying? I don't know just the weird way just you guys know this right when you get beheaded
Your brain still functions for 15 seconds. So you're aware
That your head is on the ground and your head has just been chopped off. I think that may just be a chicken
Well, I mean brains are brains right no no in the in the maybe
So you can sit there and you can go there's my body
My head's in a bucket or whatever after you get the guillotine when like the king would be head people
Um or queen is known for doing that
You'd be head and the people would still be alive
The their head would or their bodies were their head they they're alive their head
It takes like three to 15 seconds for it to turn off. So there were instances during beheadings where they're like
No, and then they chop it off and it goes into the bucket and they're like
My head is in the bucket now
I don't think anyone ever spoke but they would be like blink
When we cut off your head so we know you're still there and they would blink
How did you learn? I I thought everyone knew this. No
Um, I don't know how I learned it
I figured there was just because you chop it off so quickly that there was still some things firing in your brain
Yeah, you're aware though that your head is on. I wonder if you can feel pain though
Well, there's really no way to tell unless we do it on well next time we cut a person's head off
Let's have try and have a conversation with him. See how long are you feeling things? Are you okay?
Hey
How many fingers I don't know yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe I'll look up an article and submit it for oh good idea chase always has these
Little dark thoughts that are very like you know uncharacteristic. I would imagine
But she's like did you know that the human head can live 15 minutes after it's severed for a minute
Oh minute seconds. Oh my bet. Well, this guy. I think what happened to him. It wasn't a clean break
You know what I mean? Yeah, I think his head was
A little bit over there
Nothing but the shoulders down
Nothing
Well, let's get to let's get to one more, huh? Yeah, what what go up would you scroll up hands off?
We have hands off foreign bodies in the cornea a leg full of dynamite sounds that sounds good
Okay, and it's 2017 yes, it's getting even more recent chase doesn't want any of these
Olden
Fireworks boo who I want something that happened yesterday
Give me a 2023 fireworks. I wonder if as you know kids
They don't go outside and where they're looking at they're they're like I'll just look at fireworks on tiktok
I bet they're not firing. Oh, sure. They do it like live on snapchat
You can like watch and that they don't even have to go to the fireworks
Why would I go when I can watch it on tiktok? Yeah, yeah, you stupid bitch
Yeah, that's how the kids that's the way the kids talk now, do you know that's how Marcus talks to Laura Pippin or whatever
Yes, Larson
It takes especially com medical teams to deal with the patient whose leg could literally explode
That almost happened in 2017
When a man arrived in the San Antonio military medical center with an unexploded firework
Lodged in his leg. Oh, no. Well, just don't light it on fire
Mm-hmm the man had been trying to set off a mortar style firecracker when the rocket ignited and blasted straight into his leg
Live science previously reported
This whole thing upon arriving at the hospital. He was quickly quarantined from other patients and the explosive ordinance disposal team
Had to supervise his treatment. Thankfully the fire workers removed without any incidents
Talk about the scariest hour of your life. That should be a movie. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I got a mortar in my leg
Yeah, like and the team of doctors are the heroes getting out there. They have a bomb squad in there like it's hurt locker
That's what I was imagining. No robot going in there and wow
Understand you have a mortar in your leg and you have to like take it out and the doctors have to sew it up
That's wild that's not that's wild but also I feel like it was already on fire
Would you have liked this story better if it exploded?
probably
Yeah, yeah, I think I would have just if the story is better
But like it's it's it's better that he nothing went wrong
But the story would have been better if it exploded it would have been a more
Tidilating story if the if it explode it was like the Joker where like the hospital blew up and everyone's like
They're like we have to clear the wing or whatever you know. Mm-hmm. I didn't see the Joker. What?
No, the bat it's from batman. What's the batman?
Yes, I didn't see it
You have had to have seen it. You haven't seen any of them. I don't care. What I don't I know you don't care
I figured someday made you watch one of these guys. Yeah, I'm actually surprised about that one
Like I would imagine batman would be something that you would now
Have you seen any of the batmans?
Not a one maybe the cartoon you've seen cat woman. No, no
Halfway with and half away. I thought it was um Halle barely she was one two
Halle Berry was catwoman in the catwoman movie, uh-huh, but
Ann Hathaway was the catwoman in dark night rises. Oh, I guess I'm okay and half the world you don't like her
Yeah, look at me go. I think she's fantastic. She's
She's great, but I don't like her and you know what she does in batman
Rises or whatever dark night rises
She does this thing because she's catwoman right and so she has to go steal
Information from this like mob boss guy
So she's in there and the mob boss is like I'm not giving you any information. He's about to kill her
But then what she does is she tricks them she goes all that phone you just use the cops are gonna come now
So the cops show up and they don't know she's like catwoman. She's a burglar. She's a bad guy
So the cops just show up and she just like sees the cops coming and she just acts hysterical and starts like screaming like a person who's like
Just scared and then she just like turns it off and walks away and I go oh
I like that. I don't know what it is. That scene sounds great. There's something about her
There's no way we can obviously watch that. I feel like but it's something about her face changing
I go oh Ann Hathaway you're crazy and I am in love with you now. I feel like
I don't know if Ann Hathaway is listening
But if she is I feel really bad that I said I don't like her and I want hey Ann Hathaway
I love you and I respect you and I think you're fabulous me and London love you. Love you. Chase has to meet Princess Diaries was so good
Well, what do you not like? I think let's have it out with her. I think that Ann Hathaway can come off a little like theater fake
I'm putting on two interviews like
She's
I would venture to guess this. Okay, tell me actresses and actors. When they're doing interviews like that
Most of them have no idea who they are authentically. Oh
So when they're not in a role the best ones when they're not in a role
I feel like are just putting on that
Shredding water and they're like I'm just gonna talk like a robot. That might be it
Don't you think you would you date an actor? No
No
If if a guy has a headshot
Well, it's married now almost
Sorry, sorry. Well, so an actor if you're out there you can still know
No, no, if there's a headshot on the app
Any app swipe left why would they put their headshot on a lot of guys put their headshots because they spent
$600 on it. So oh my lord mine as well use it as much as they can my oh my well that concludes our
Firefly our fourth of July fun
penis
Even better than what if I could even better
but
It's now time for the proper news
penis I oh my god. You can't have been more perfect on that
This story is about my hometown and it comes from Justin M
It says buffalo is the top city for extra marital affairs in New York state
Say it one more time. I was reading buffalo is hot and not just for its wings
But what did you say buffalo is top in New York state for extra marital affairs?
No wait, yes affairs. Yes, yes extra marital. Do you think it's because they sneak away there because no one's really going around
You're saying people from New York City. Maybe they go. Yeah, I'm gonna take my side piece to buffalo
I'm gonna do a 12 hour drive to Buffalo. Yeah, eight to 12 hours. It does take a while
Or you can take an hour flight and just be like I'm gonna send my side piece an hour away
In New York state buffalo is home to the highest number of people seeking affairs during the summer
And has the ideal locale to engage in extra marital
Daliensies. I've never heard that word in my life
It sounds like this is like a tourism ad though. It's like it does come on down to buffalo
It's an ideal location to engage in do you want to go for a ride? You're gonna go and see what you find be a husband's side
No, no, no, no, I mean, I mean, that's what it's saying here you could
And so this is according to Ashley Madison by the way
I've idently they're writing articles wow aren't you going to are you gonna go to Buffalo with Christina?
She's going in September. Oh, but if you're some research, but it maybe if you good if you are going with her
You should see what see how many married men you can attract undercover. I'll let you borrow the ring
I love this. I love this tourism
Yeah, you got to go pretend you're like I'm getting married to
The lakeside city known for its winter blizzards and sizzling chicken wings had the eighth most number of signups on the married
But dating network out of all the US cities from June to September last year as a result Ashley Madison named a historic buffalo setting
As the best place for adulterers to turn their covert operations into overt demonstrations
Man, oh man, it's sounding more and more like a brochure. It really is. Yeah turn your covert operations into overt
Demonstrations the early century old anchor bar, which is where they've made
Chicken wings the original home of the chicken wing is a popular tourist destination
Making it the perfect place for cheaters to go unnoticed now
I would venture to guess it's a perfect place for cheaters to go unnoticed because
Who would ever imagine you're fucking after you eat chicken wings?
Suspicious chicken wings are not a good food for a date
Your fingers are sticky your fingers are all gross. You got sauce. You're like
An atomic wing. Yeah, it's gross. This sounds like a condate like nasty travel. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm right here with they're telling us where to go
They are they're telling rest that it is involving restaurants in this guide. It's like hey
We got to get some foot traffic in here. Let's get these adulterers
Top restaurants and bars for fornicators were selected in the 20 US cities with the highest number of summer signups last year
Miami took the top spot in its landmark Cuban restaurant
I've been you've been aversized the restaurant. Oh, have you really? Yeah, I didn't know that it was the number one spot
You've been to this restaurant. Yeah, it's famous and and good. Well, it's also a suggested spot for a non-monogamous
adventure. Whoa, I didn't know. I how many times did you get hit on at that place? None. Oh, Ryan
Got to wear a ring next time. Yeah, the best location should have private bathrooms dim. Why private bathrooms?
They hug up in the bathroom. It's like a fucking top-gun thing where they're like on the premises
Carnal knowledge this time on the premises are it I'm dating myself now
The best location should have private bathrooms dim lighting and be in isolated locations should not be
Family oriented and should usually be empty though many members actually prefer crowded places so they can blend in
Who reads these articles? Yeah, then are women
Ashley Madison articles probably men because they're trying to but also it's just like they're taking the data from the women as well
It's all based off the sign-ups of Ashley Madison now. I don't know what their
Ratio of men to women is but I can't believe Ashley Madison is still going
I remember when it blew up and it was like a huge thing
Scammy were like saying all the famous people that were on it. Mm-hmm. They were well there
That was the big leak. I think that's what was there undoing when they leaked all the names
Yeah, I wonder who I think anonymous might have done that or something they linked they leech the names
And then that's what I thought it was done for well
I mean it definitely took a blow but I'm sure they're fledgling and still out there
But I remember it was a big deal because they were advertising on like NFL games and I remember
Our company like the local
Our company was a giant media company and obviously Buffalo was like a local market within the umbrella of that and we took on for the NFL games
Ashley Madison commercials to play during bills games and the bills were like oh what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, this is fucked up. So we had to like cancel it. It was like a big to-do lost a lot of money
Well, it was Buffalo. I get why they were trying to
Yeah, and here the whole time it was the smartest way the smartest advertisement to have
Ashley Madison people knew what they were doing but the football team says we don't want this associated with us
Well, that's good. I agree. I'm happy to know that. Oh sure be prudes I guess
No, I don't like that either my father. I one time I saw
In our because remember when parents didn't know how computers worked were you like a part of that age group a little bit
Dial up internet. I remember when they didn't know how like iPhones were iPhones. My dad was all our dad was always really good at
Computers my let's see my parents had no idea how they worked
They were thought you know floppy disks and things like that
But when we got the internet they didn't I knew about the internet. They didn't know about it
Really I was doing whatever the hell I want on there, you know
I'm looking at porn and then in my house didn't make a difference my mom was scared of the computer she wouldn't go near
My father I would know he was looking at porn because he'd type in things like a child would type in like boobs.com
But he also did Ashley Madison and I go
It was around for that long. Yeah, well you did bring up your dad something earlier and we said you're
Oh, yeah, and you said no, no, no, no
Without the organization of Ashley Madison my father still found a way. Let's just put it that way
Anyhow next up. We have a story from max machinco
Now this is another this is involving travel as well. Okay. Great. Oh woman who got stuck in a
Travelator. You know what those are. No, that's the things at the airports where you stand on them and they
All right, well, let's see what you think about this one
They were in Bangkok at the Dong Wang airport and had to have she had to have her leg amputated by rescuers
Well, she was doing something or she got stuck in
That's not how you use it. What if it was just your shoelace. Let's find out
Yes, let's see it. Her son said the family was shocked and worried about her mental health after the surgery was carried out on Thursday evening
The 57 year olds leg got stuck on Thursday morning after she tripped over her suitcase while on her
Way to board a flight local media said my mother's morale is quite concerning
I don't know if that's how he sounded like because he's from old Bangkok over there
I didn't want to try to do that voice
We got to speak to her a bit before and after the operation even though she showed up or even though she showed her strength through the facial expressions and tone of
Revoice we knew that deep down she was broken
Of course the leg our family knows very well
That we can neither make her leg work like before nor can we bring it back the same life that she had before
Pictures online showed the woman who was not named in sitting position with her leg wedged underneath the travel later
Uh-uh. Do we have a picture? Well, she's skinny as a pea
Yeah, I'm trying to picture how they would
No, I'm scared
Let's see did it just open up like oh god she tripped over it did she fall like okay trip into it and then fall through the travel later in a crusher
Let's see that's something you sue for
Yes, that's when you sue that's when you sue a pink suitcase next door had lost two wheels while yellow comb plates
Typically found at the end of the travel later also had broken off
So she was at the end just a terrible terrible accident
But it'll make you think twice before you get on one of those maybe she maybe you just walk next to it next time, you know, yeah, did she?
um
She fell and then was like locked under the thing
For hours and hours and it was just tearing off her leg
I don't know that it was quite like that
I think you're creating more of I think she got jammed in there and the only way to get out was to cut off her leg
I think just maybe they were damaged enough where they're like you got to lose it
An airport director told reporters on Thursday that the cause of the incident is under investigation
He had he added that the airport had planned to replace several little travelators by 2025
But may speed up the process now. Well, that's good. Yeah, may
I mean some of these airports out there you you think like man this chair is pretty rickety
What's that travelator like, you know, I don't everything
I'm always like you just run onto those but you know what a lot of travelators are like not in service
Do you notice that? Yeah, they have the rope and you go yeah, come on
Yeah, yeah, but now you're going to think and what do you guys think about the people that just stand on a trip?
Oh gosh the worst but now they're they're being smart
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, maybe they're the intelligent ones
The rest of you jogging down the left hand side trying to knock people out of the way. I'm in a rush
Now I think standing on them is okay because you're want to move without moving. Isn't that the whole point of it?
I think the point is to there's a lot of speed up. Yeah, you got to walk far like let me walk on this to walk twice as fast as they would if I was to the side
See, that's you're just being extra efficient. Yes, whereas I think oh, I don't want to get a great hand over here
I get out of the way though, you know, yeah, yeah, I try to at the very least whose David Korn sweat well
Uh-oh
We're going to get to that but might as well get it to it now. It's the new Superman
He's playing Superman. I'd imagine that's another superhero. You don't give a shit about yeah, I like spider-man
You like spider-man, which one's your favorite?
Um, well, of course Toby McGuire the classic, but I'm a big fan of what's his name?
The new one Tom Holland. Yeah, okay. I've never seen it. I'm just so this is Superman
Uh-oh, he's caught, you know TMZ because he's the new Superman ever all the paparazzi takes pictures of him
You notice anything about this picture
Of course. Yeah, he's got a sea shell in his pants. Is that what you think's going on there?
I'll see something I mean, it's been I think it starts with a sea for sure something fell in
No, London. I mean, he's something fell in these are different angles here
That one looks a little more natural. It's just
Pretty big do women's eyes go to that in the beach. I didn't until you zoomed in
Well, yeah, no, that was this that was my load. It also looks like he's wearing underwear. Oh gosh
Underwear, so they're a little more revealing than usual like swim suit
Well, I here's what I thought if I'm a you know, if I know paparazzi you're gonna be out on the beach
I'm stuffing my whatever isn't I'm making a huge. She's stuffing it. No, I'm not gonna accuse
I
Corn sweat
David
Corn sweat. Isn't that awful? Yeah, that is awful
Looks like he's got a corn sweat in his pants. It does I
If I was thinking about it though. Yes, that corn on the
I would be I would play games with the paparazzi that like that
You would have fun with them. I'm not accusing him of doing he could very well
He seems like he doesn't have a good sense. He was living in the moment there
Yeah, if you are the people working on the Superman film are you dreading all the CGI you're gonna have to do to
Shrink that penis down because I mean in that Superman suit that's gonna be a problem. Yeah, let us know in the comments
rated x Superman. I mean, it's gonna be a problem for sure
Now this one's a little extreme. Okay
This is a crazy story. I've ever heard. Oh, no, I found this one. I found this one myself. Oh, I'm excited. Oh, okay
A woman whose job it was to milk pigs. Now do you know you do you know you can milk pigs? No, no
It's not
Like a cow. Let's just put it that way. Oh, no
No
Exactly actually milk. Okay
It's for their semen
They have to breathe them. This woman's job. She has to get the semen out
She has a crippling wrist injury
Maxine 31 had a job. She loved so young she is so young
And she seems like an old pro at it so she could have been at this for like a decade here
She had a job. She loved an animal welfare, which paid well. I hope it does
But unfortunately it caused long-term injuries
She started her job collecting pig semen for breeding top quality pork at the age of 18
That's before most girls are collecting regular semen
Isn't that crazy? Could you imagine if you jerk off a pig before you jerk off a shot? She very well made
How do you hire an 18-year-old for that job?
I get it now milking a pig. Oh, I'm glad we
No, but it's I mean, isn't that nuts? You can't hire a woman that young you have to ask her
I'm sorry. This is I know this probably sounds out a pocket to ask you this in an interview
But have you jerked a penis off before because you'd need some experience. I would imagine oh my gosh
No, you disagree would you go into this not having done a person is that hurt?
Uh-huh. Well, she looks like she knows her way around. Yeah, she looks like
Okay, you guys with the dyed hair like hard hair
I'm more looking at the crazy eyes
Okay, she just she can milk a penis or two. I'm just saying
According to my
Astute observations, but she enjoyed the job so much. Could you imagine enjoying it for so long that you do it for
13-year career
Well, yeah, I mean that's cool. I
Would let we should have her on inspired and tired
She's tired
Yeah, I would imagine so but what also I want to hear about the career or like what goes into like
Taking this on as a career. I guess it is animal welfare. So many women love animals to the point of like
I want to take care of them
They see do you see stray animals in the road? Yeah, I got to take it home
Yeah, whatever now what if they're like now chase here's the stall go at it. Oh
I wouldn't do it you know doesn't it seem like the
opposite of welfare although if I'm a pig I'm like I see that pink-haired lady come around to go all right
Good day
Could be a lot worse. Do you think she does two at a time?
You think she might be ambidextrous just so like it's about speed right? Well, she she does have a
crippling wrist injury so I'd imagine just one maybe after her wrist her good wrist, you know, goes a rye
Maybe she starts practicing with the other wrist. Yeah, you know, so she can up the efficiency. That's a good point
Yeah, so here she says, uh, you know 10 years later she is still suffering from ongoing pain
Which has required major surgery and prevented her from working in other fields such as
floristry dry cleaning and demolition, you know what we missed what's that she only worked from 18 to 21
And by time she hit 20 only took three years. Okay, so she wasn't doing it by time she was 21
It had caused serious injuries in both her
So she was double doing it in 10 years later. It's still so much pain see
I thought that by 21 she had started noticing I didn't
Taken to consideration the fact that she might have stopped at 21. I thought by 21. She was like I'm already feeling it
No, she was already injured and she was doing 25 to 30 pigs a day
Well, here she says I enjoyed working at the farm the actual semen collection stuff isn't all that exciting
You don't say
The wrist injury was caused by having to hold the penis still as the pigs move around quite a bit
So the pigs kind of like that's the yeah, that's like the opposite of a regular handjob where you have to do the work
Usually it's kind of like sex work
Kind of yeah, but in this case instead of you having to do the job you're the handjob yourself
You just keep your hands still in the pig moves around
Yeah, cuz the pigs probably so uncomfortable or so comfortable. Oh, they like it
I think so
Well
Either way on a big day
It was working roughly 25 to 30 pigs collecting their semen in a milkshake cup for artificial insemination
Why do they pick a milkshake cup? That's a little too on the nose. Yeah
At first she used her right hand and then her manager suggested maybe you switch to the left hand the way London suggested
You
After the right hand became very sore
But the pain continued and she it was so severe that Maxine was crying an agony while sweeping the floor one day
I think it was more the sex that you were doing to the pig that might have made you cry. Yep
While you were sweeping before
Yeah, her manager said that she should see a doctor
After that her employer
Moved her out of the semen extraction area and into the lab
But ears later her wrists still hurt terribly. She is now investigating legal action against her former employers
Sure for loss of earnings medical costs as well as pain and suffering
Maxine was thankful her manager or thankful for her manager at the time because she encouraged her to make a work cover claim
But she now wants to warn other young workers to be careful not to overwork
Don't jerk off 25 pigs a day keep it a 10
I
Was doing such damage to myself by trying to keep up with the workload
It's created a long-term injury. I'll never be able to go back to physical work again
It's changed my whole outlook on life and my ability to work
There is no chance I can earn enough from working to buy a house at this point. That's so sad all because
Ah the pigs
Though our situation is very serious Max Maxine can see why people might be amused as to how it happened
I'm not amused. I'm quite horrified
Absolutely, I'm quite horrified
I can tell you guys are too as well speechless speechless
Well, it's quite funny because I did ruin my hands
This is a British woman so she says it like this
Well, it's quite funny because I did ruin my hands wanking pigs and that is hilarious no matter who you speak to
That is absolutely ridiculous quite mad
You didn't say clat mad
I know I added that part you added clat mad. I got you has some humor in this
I would imagine someone who jerks off pigs for three years when she's laughing white
Either that or they are
absolutely
Taken away from their own self-being. I'm glad she's got some sense about her
While working at the dry cleaner for just a few months I suffered a flare up. Okay, so that's how she discovered it well
Every job she has after that. Could you imagine putting that one on a resume? No
It says here between
2014 and 2017 you
Did what?
Oh my lord good galley. Do you think there's other jobs like this just the pigs need to be?
I think a lot of animals need to be horses cows. I mean can you the horse risk must be
Oh, I hope you bring in a few people the day one month and you're done
Yeah, you gotta not only do you gotta get two hands you got a double duty it like you know
You got to get up on
Oh my lord. Yeah, what other animals now if you had to pick an animal
Maybe we save that for next time
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This one by so fast. Oh my gosh. It's so fast. We're already
I'm sorry. I'm talking to myself on here. Best name for hurricane
Hurricane hurricane. That's exactly true. So tell us where everyone can find all the things you want everyone to know
Yeah, thank you. Our podcast is inspired and tired. My Instagram is Chase underscore O'Donnell
And my Instagram you could find me app made by London and see all of my crazy crocheted art
And definitely tune into our podcast inspired and tired. That's it
And of course I
Told you all my dates up front go check that out at j underscore potter on twitter at Josh underscore potter on Instagram
That's where you can find links to everything including the twitch channel which is back baby all a July
Gonna be twitching hardcore same August because I hate the summer and I'm gonna hibernate in the air conditioning
I love that idea. Oh, I love it too. So hopefully you'll sign up and uh
Or follow and subscribe and all that kind of thing other than that
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Right here on the Josh Potter show. Thank you to Alex. Thank you to Milo and thank you to you at home
Happy for the July
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And get you a mini me and a little naked cat