145 - Loose in a Casino w/ Justin Martindale - The Josh Potter Show

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Oh, because Daddy's killing it over there. So I was like, oh, I'm bringing in revenue now. I'm saving the store. That's awesome. I'd love to do it sometime. Let me know. Yeah, please. Maybe December if you're available. Yeah, no, I got. I mean, I heard my calendar. You heard my calendar. Why open for a couple of months? Hopefully we were going to be feeling that I'm going to just keep alaboring the point week after week. Yeah, until it gets filled. And then yeah, threads as well. I'm on it. Threads. I don't know what I how I feel about threads. I'm copying and pasting right now. And I go, now I got to do nine more clicks with my finger. This is awful. So far, I hate it. Why world? Why can't you just come to the show? Please, yeah, please just come. Yeah, what are the post everything? Just come. I have to put it on this. I have to put on that. They still sometimes will come. Thank you for the ones that come. I appreciate it. Justin. Yes, hell of a week to have you here. Yeah, because I'll tell you what we planned this a while ago. It wasn't, you know, it wasn't last minute, but this just happened. And you're the best person to have here. Okay. What are your thoughts? The thoughts on this Britney Spears versus Wembee situation. It's so funny. I've been asked our worlds. Collide three times today today. Oh boy. Yeah. Well, we're going to get this podcast out before those other. No, this is great. I mean, I feel, first of all, as somebody from San Antonio. Oh, yes, it was who's seven five. He's tall. Seven five at catch in Vegas at the Aria going to get a dinner reservation. And then you have a loose feral Britney Spears running towards you with hair extensions coming out. The cowboy boots on looks like a typical Vegas patron. Yes, right? Just eyes. My God, those eyes don't look at her eyes. Whatever you do, Jim, don't look at her eyes. And she grabs him because she's a fan. Her husband Sam is there. You know, where's their security? And then grabs him. And then it's turned out that the security guard had swatted her hand. And she hit herself one more time in the face. So that's the thing I was confused about because here's the thing. I'm a I'm in a bit of a quagmire of my own brain lately. I can't tell what's real. It's not real. So I had seen, you know, this had gone down. And then I thought, well, I'll wait till the details come out. And then one of the details is she slapped herself in the face. No, I'm not going to buy it here. I'm not going to buy it. But you just verified it. That's what I think that's what it turned into. And of course, well, first. No, yes, it's in the tape. It is a tape. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. They show her. Yeah. And of course, what people are failing to bring up is that she also ran up to him screaming in a Britney Spears British accent. Oh, no, British British, if Britney's coming towards you screaming British, I think all swats are off. You know, swat away. Britney, that's everyone already is saying you're derivative of Madonna. You didn't do the British accent in your old age. No, here we go. Okay, seven foot five. Yeah. So is this where she gets hit? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we're for those who are listening at home, we are watching. What is I believe a cell phone footage? Yeah, the best, the best kind. Here we go. That's all right. And it's outside of catch in what casino. Did you say Arya? Yes, I've been lovely rooms. They. Oh, my pair of glasses is still in one of them. My old pair. Here she is. Anyway, walking away. This is post. Oh, there's this. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. Now who's holding her, by the way, on the right. No one. Holding her. I look like she was with somebody and they were like, walk. She ran towards. I would be sorry. She's walking up this. Um, and when Benyama is the tall man, when I'm calling him wet banana the entire time. Um, but yeah. And of course, she's like, this is you. And I'm like, yeah, that sounds like a loose woman in Vegas to me. Yeah, no, 100%. So she definitely, if you're just doing a quick, uh-huh, like glance at it, you're not gonna go. Oh, that trash. And it's weird too, because she has such a good residency there. She had an amazing show there. I mean, it was all right. But, um, she had a residency there. And it's like, wow, how the mighty have fallen. It's very giving me Bryce tell us how it had nose dive black mirror vibes. Oh, good reference. Like when you have it all. And then all of a sudden, you're just getting. You're hitting yourself in the face outside of catch. Oh, yeah. So she, but I feel bad because the San Antonio Spurs, like they're great guys. I mean, I grew up with them, not like with them, but like grew up watching them. Like David Robinson and Tim Duncan and all those guys. Well, they're not there anymore. No, I know. That's why we got it. New batch. And I don't know how they are. They were good guys, you know, so it just has that kind of legacy. And like the who's the coach pop of it? Yeah. Good guy. Good legacy. Very good guy. And I think they told a weapon and a two. A kind of not apologize. We're to kind of like Lalo and well, I think he is the type of guy that is a Lalo type anyway. He's, you know, he didn't do anything other than exist in that. He literally went to the table. Yeah, he kept walking to the reservation. He didn't turn around. I think. Afterwards, they're like, holy shit. That wasn't some like Pamela from Tampa. That was like, that was Britney Spears. And you're like, how do I tell the difference? Yeah, the fact that, you know, he had nothing really to do with it at all. It's just kind of like wind was blowing behind it. Yeah. And the fact that he had to speak on it though. And he's not even like he's what 19 19 years old. And he had the worst game though. And people are like like what game? He played us first. Summer league game. This was supposed to be his big coming out party on my national TV. Old. It was like he didn't even know what basketball was. Well, maybe this was all contrived because where was Britney Spears security? That's what I want to know. Was she just loose in the casino? They're probably on the radio. She's loose in a target half the time. We got a four to two. We can't find her. She's gone again. You know what I mean? She's just wandering around. It's sad. So now it looks like he's his summer league time has officially come to the end at catch. Well, they're probably going to just bench him for a little while. Just to be like, we got to get this kid out of the. Otherwise, our first round rap pick is going to be a massive blessing because he's going to be a mental case. So let's just let's go give this kid some red tide oysters. Yeah, let's put him. Call it a day. Yeah, let's put him on the beach for a couple of days. But it's that does suck that that happened to him. And he's probably really flustered. He's from a foreign land. I don't know which one. I'm not going to venture to guess. But he's in America, new to America. And he's under the microscope in Britney Spears comes out of nowhere out of orbit. This is great insight. This is why I feel like ESPN should call you Justin and be like, we have. We have a gay gentleman on to give us these insight into Britney psyche. Holding. Offensive Britney Spears wet banana. Well, they talk about locker room material. This could haunt him forever. And all because he's just went into a restaurant. And yeah, I was wondering. I thought it was going to be a security off when I first heard about it. I was like, how does Britney get hit in the face and then her security doesn't attack that security and becomes a security domino effect. I think he's going to keep his job. He was if it was anybody. And I've said this before I said if this is going to keep his job. This was not. If this was not a basketball player, say this was like Lady Gaga or Adele, who have had residencies in Las Vegas before. And say if it was just like a drunk woman or a drunk gay guy or, you know, a straight guy, whatever. And someone was like, oh, my God, I doubt it. Like the same thing would have happened. It's like back up, dude. Like you can't just run up and touch people. No, of course. And he's just so happy. He's not like he's not like hitting back to like puncher. He's just like, no, no, no, hands off. Well, the scrutiny of this guy makes me wonder that if it was just a random Vegas, loon, with the reaction from the internet, still been the same. No, no one would have given a shit, but it's because it's pretty spears. People's heads explode. What the fuck are we in a simulation? She was assaulted. I was like, this is her first day, not taped to the bed. And you know, she gets slapped. That's what it looks like. It looks like someone was like, when you have a dog that's been inside the whole day, it's like, and you go, all right, all right. We're going to go outside and you go to put the leash on it. And then it just sprints out the door. Yeah, that's what happened. No, you know the routine. I'm dog sitting in this thing got away. Yep, it's seen its own poop. I'm talking about Britney. Many times. Oh, I got after that story. I got to perk up a little bit. And this is but I kick a mine. I saw Alexander Barkoff, Captain of the Florida Panthers do this on the bench. And now I just go around doing smelling salts. He was like putting him in his eyes and shit. I was just doing. You want it? You want to add some? I do because I've never. Don't go too crazy. Sarah Weinstein earlier today. She wanted some. And she got a brain knocker. She was like, don't go too great. Get a little sense of the first poppers. I don't. I've never done a popper. But you let me know if they're like poppers. Maybe I'll start buying some. Oh, yes. Oh, his rights. Wait, what does that smell? It's like when you jump in a pool and you get water up. You squeeze it. You do squeeze and then you get the like, oh, you squeeze it in smell. Not hard. God. Oh, wow. Let's go. Let's do some podcast. It smells like like chlorine. I mean, it smells like Purm solution or catfish. Yeah, it smells like hair. Like a hair chemical or something that I've smelled before. It reminds me of summer days jumping in the pool that refreshing feeling when you wake up. Shit. Tada. We're here. Oh, yeah. I love it. What does that do besides kill my brain cells? It just makes you go. Hello. Good morning. And you're doing that before the grocery store. I do it before everything now. I do. I'm going on stage. But what was it used for? Like at the Victorian days? Like when women passed out, right? They're like, good grief. And you know, football players use it when they get knocked out and shit. Oh, well, hockey players just used to get pumped up. So they can go out there and wreck someone. Yeah. Shout out Alexander Barkhoff or being my, you just like, you know, I hope you're influencing the kids out there. You're a real hero. Getting them all do small assaults too. And security guards use it to backhand pop stars. Yeah, we'll bring you. Yeah. When Brittany got knocked out, she could have went down there and gotten her some of this. That's for now. We're googling our smelling salt. Safe. Great. I don't know. I don't want to know. Why would you Google that? I didn't know. I just said I didn't tell her to Google that. She's the AI is becoming self-aware. Let's read this email real quick. Sure. Julian in Chicago. And I don't even really know why I pick this email. It doesn't have any article. I want to encourage folks out there to send emails to Josh Potter show at gmail.com. And this one, you know, regardless of if you have a reporting or whatnot. I want you to do it if you just want to say hello. Or maybe you want to be like Julian from Chicago. It says, King Roach, what are your thoughts on this guy? Well, let's forget because he did give me a video, but I don't want to play. The whole video for you. It's just about aliens. The possibility of aliens coming here with all this new information coming out. Are they here? Or is this just a way to distract us from the other shit? Hmm. I don't know. Oh, that was it. That was it. That was from Julian. Also, there's a show called what? Hale. Hell. Oh, you were going to read the rest of the time. I'm home. Seriously, look it up. Hale, honey, I'm. I don't know. I left out the Nazi party. Oh, yeah. That's probably for the past. Meanwhile, I'm like, what's the rest of it say? We have heard of the show. No, I have not seen sitcoms. I don't want to hit it. It didn't fly. Let's just put it that way. It's going to be premier on CBS this fall. Hale, honey, I'm home. But I want, yeah, no, it's that that was a real thing. But I had it has nothing to do with the aliens thought. It's actually more interesting. Probably than the aliens thought now that it comes to think of it. I'm ready. I'm honestly ready for it. Because I guess there was something. I can't remember. There was a video I saw of like a fourth of July. I want to say it was in like Scottsdale or some of those Arizona, maybe. And there was maybe if you find it. But there was like, it looks like fireworks going up. And then they kind of suspend. And you're like, oh, that's a plane. And then they split off into two. And everyone's like, what is this? Then you saw the thing about Vegas. And the 911 call about Vegas. And the guy was a body cam. Yeah. And he was like, they were in my backyard. And they were tall. And was it Scottsdale? Was I right? Yeah, this is it. It's always Scottsdale. It's always Scottsdale. It's always there. Oh, it's a meteor. But then hold on. It's like, and we're going to just stay right here. Like that, that to me is like, what? Yeah, I would see if that. Maybe I've seen these things. And I'm just like, that's me. But then, you know, I, I, I want, I'm ready. I wouldn't mind. Now, this is, I, I don't think that they're using these things to distract us. I think Britney Spears. I think they drove by it and was like, hey, Britney, go run up on when, when, when Yama, all right. Yeah. I got some bullshit. I got to do. How about you go run up on him in a Vegas hotel? That's kind of shit to distract us. This kind of shit. They just can't hide it anymore. Yeah. So it's starting to leak out there. Like I said, though, I, I wouldn't know if I saw one of those things or not to be quite honest. Maybe I've seen a UFO. I don't even know. I think we have. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I'm just saying I see floating lights all the time and I just go, less smelling salts. Yeah. Smelling salts. Yeah. Maybe more smelling salts. Because boy, oh boy, the vision's going. But, uh, yeah. So I never, I never walk around like expecting to see it or looking for it. I should say, but I wonder how many times we might have seen it. That's what I always wonder. Like we're just sitting there, like looking at something and it's like, hmm, and then it goes away like in our heads. Or the lady who nutted on the airplane who, uh, was like, there's a lizard person. And that's what we were talking about outside. Oh, yeah. We were talking about that outside. She was informing me about. I didn't hear about this. A woman evidently. Yeah, it was on a plane. Saw she, did she say it was a lizard person? Oh, no, she said, that motherfucker's not real. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm getting the fuck off and there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck off and everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it. I don't give two fucks that I am telling you right now. That motherfucker, that motherfucker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and you can fucking die with them or not. I'm not going to. I don't know. People were saying she was drunk at first. I would say that she seemed way too collected yet scared to be drunk, but I think it's drugs of drugs and alcohol. Yeah, true. But I also think some people just can't handle their shit. I mean, I took a bunch of mushrooms not too long ago. And for like three days, I thought vampires might be real. They are. Y'all can handle your drugs. That's all I hear drugs. Don't fly on airplanes because it's everything, every time I'm on TikTok, like my algorithms, just like people nutting on airplanes, like just losing their shit. When you say nutting, it takes me to it. I want you to know you're use of nutting. Oh, my god. I was asking, I'm like, when did she come? When did she come? No, she saw a loser person nutting down. They're just like, it's like orgasming but not like with fluids. Okay, okay. That's like nutting. Never heard it used nutting down. They're nutting down. Yeah. Hence my confusion. It's like, if I'm out, if I'm out and I see something crazy, I'm like, oh, shit, they're nutting. Oh, it's so funny. I don't know. That could be true. Oh, shit, they're nutting. That's they're nutting. They're losing it. They're, they're nutting down. That man is nutting. But I think what I think what could have happened to is that she was on pills and then like started like talking too much and she was sitting next to someone like myself who doesn't give a shit about communication on planes. So she's just like, and he's just looking at her like, uh-huh, like not even responding. And then she starts getting vocal and vocal and he just goes, and she was like, oh, he's not real. I was like, someone was saying like his, his eyelids blinked vertically and I'm like, show me. I think that was actually a fake video too. Like, he put in the caption like that it wasn't real. He just wanted to see how far it could get before people were like someone else said that. Yeah, because everything everything is just bullshit. I'm even on my own show anymore. Yeah. This is a simulation. I mean, this is the problem. I don't know what's real and what's fake. So if I went down this thing, I would have been like, and then a lizard man with two eyes. I'd sit here and read it as a matter of fact. And someone would be like googling, you know, Chris Kirsten would be fucking googling up there and I'd be like, actually, the lizard eyes wasn't real. I'd be like, what? Turns out the whole story's fake or like the kid who jumped off the pirate ship and the shark ate him or whatever. Pirate ship. Oh, the cruise ship. Yeah. And they were like, the Bermuda Triangle strikes again. I'm like, don't try to make the Bermuda Triangle a thing since 1994. The drunk kid sucked into the depths of the ocean. Yeah. I mean, like sharks ate him. Yeah. 100% the sharks ate him. That drunk idiot, cruise ships. I don't even go near the edge. Someone's like, you want to go look at the side and know the side where the where the edges where I can just disappear into the dark sea in the night. No, thank you. Get out of town. Absolutely not. Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by Door Dash. And whether you're road tripping this summer or just hanging out on the couch watch and reruns, I'm more the latter. Door Dash is making sure you're eating amazing food at a great price and wish with their a dash pass membership right now, you can actually get your favorite foods with zero dollar delivery fees and reduced service fees on all eligible orders. Your dash pass even gets you special access to members only events and chances to win amazing prizes. So this dash pass, it's really something especially for this summer. I'll tell you I used it for something so small, but it was so convenient. I made the best sandwich that you could ever imagine. 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I think it's really embarrassing, um, because I, I'm on, I'm on Sarah's side, Sarah Brady, because I'm like, you're a professional surfer. You're a model. And model. I mean, no one has like a Jonah Hill poster over their bed, you know, there's some kids who watch super bad, I think, but, uh, yeah, but also like, who are you? I just think it's odd to be like, you're not allowed. You're a server in a model, you're not allowed to surf. Like he's like a nexium cult leader. Like he, he plays midnight volleyball. But here's the thing. It's like that I try to like, you know, I try to expand my brain. I do a little, do a little of these when I sit in my bedroom and I think about it. What if he was just writing out of pure like through tears? Do you know what I'm saying? Out of pure like upsetness, anger. He doesn't mean any of these things, but he's just like through the tears. And he's like, Oh, God, I mean, I've sent regrettable texts. Many, many. I don't, I don't know that I would be excited if they got put on blast. I would have this conversation in person like a grownup. I would go over the phone. Or over the phone. Why are we texting this? If you're famous, don't you know better? You don't think you're ever going to like scorn this person and they're going to be like, really bitch? I'm going to make a buck real quick. You know, much she got paid for these texts. Oh, my God. I bet a whole bunch of people have canceled. Super bad. I didn't mean that as a part of that. But, uh, you know, yeah, if you're going to put boundaries on your lady, call them and do it. But also he had a mental health documentary come out like a year ago. I don't know how you can put boundaries on someone. Like boundaries are for yourself. That's what you're trying to put rules on someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. The use of the word boundaries on somebody else. And anyone who says I literally and the best boyfriend is like probably not on earth. On earth. Yeah, on earth. You know, when I masturbate, I make sure waking up next to Jonah Hill. The reason I love how your therapist thinks I suck. And then right after he said, I literally am the best boyfriend. I love how your therapist when the therapist isn't on your team. You are. But also, isn't that private? I had a therapist. Well, she probably was like, my therapist. My therapist sided with a girl on time and I was like, how fucking dare you? Yeah. I want my money back. Are you kidding me? She's insane. Are you insane? No, I don't trust you. But here's also in and Jonah's defense. Yeah, you're going to okay. He broke up with her and now he has a girlfriend and a child with the new girlfriend. So, why are we even talking about exactly. But now the old girlfriend is saying, I hope he has a daughter so he can have respect for his young daughter. Well, you know what she also did. Hmm. She with the reason this all came out was because people were like, you know, making memes like, isn't Jonah Hill a swell guy or whatever. And she was like, he's not a swell. Yeah. And then she put it out there. That seems like a not so pious or, you know, what's the word lofty reason to put these types of things out there. Yeah. It is just random. How all of a sudden this just came out and, you know, I'm sure he's going to be interviewed. I'm sure she's going to be interviewed. She'll be on like CBS this morning or something extra access Hollywood. They're going to be like, what's your take? You know, I think she's going to be on the lowest rung podcasts that exist. So, hey, give me a call. I think she'll be undancing with the stars. Do you think she'll go that far? No, probably. Is she that good of a surfer? I want to know. But I'm also like, I love, I think that's great. She's like a model of a surfer. But also like, you can't have rules being like, you can't talk to any male surfers. Yeah. Of course. Like, if a guy on a surfboard swims over to her, she's like, absolutely not get away. No, the, the insecurity dripping from those text messages is is drowning me. I go surfing on that. You know what I'm saying? But we move on unless you had anything else about that. I, it's all I saw. I just thought that was interesting. Yeah. You know, everyone's talking about these text messages. And I say, who the, who the hell cares? There's aliens. Yeah. Bring them. The distractions. I went and Yaya's getting slapped. Do you think Joe Biden was like, hey, can you release those text messages? What's it? It's just because it's Joe Biden. Just get it out there so we get some distraction out there. Just so I'm going to do some shit over here. Get those texts out there. Well, anyway, this way, this story comes to us by way of a T-bone who sent it in great road reporter out there. Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send in stories. This one, I find very interesting. I got sent this one quite a bit, not just from T-bone. A UK nurse had sex with a dialysis patient in his car, then failed to get help when he died of a heart attack, according to the disciplinary hearing that booted her from her profession. Penelope Williams, 42 was found with a long term patient after he died in the back of his car with a with his trousers down, according to the telegraph. She initially told cops in Wales that she had only met the man who was not identified because he massaged her to say he was feeling unwell. In a formal meeting with her messenger, Williams, who had another partner, denied any sexual relationship with the now dead man, and said she merely sat in the back of his car for about 30 to 45 minutes while just talking. Oh, yes. I've done some just talking in cars before. Let me tell you. Wait, so he's on dialysis? Yeah, I think he goes in and I'm correct. If I'm wrong about dialysis, you go in and get it you leave. Yes. Terrible existence. And so she's a nurse, he's getting his dialysis. And he's shooting his shot because why the hell not? You're getting dialysis. Hey, if I get my dick sucked while I'm here, that'll make the dialysis a little bit better. I'll tell you what? I'll go cycle some blood in and out to get my dick sucked once in a while. I'll tell you. And there's nothing like a like a slutty nurse named Penelope. I love that. That's the slutty nurse name. I think that's what they put on the spirit Halloween costumes. And I'm not slut shaming her. Do your thing. No, of course, please. Like, if that's what gets you off some fresh blood with flowing through a guy. Let's see, let's get it pumping through the penis. Maybe she's just doing a little extra work there to help take blood get moving. But what happened was so he died and she would just she get out of the car and she's like, oh yeah, she was, we were just talking. I swear. Idiot woman. I, I'm curious. Am I wrong about what the dialysis is? It's like cancer, right? Shuffle your blood. They filter out your blood because your kidneys can't do it. Yeah, they like run so they take it out and they put another one in. Is that like chemo? Yeah, no, I mean, I don't know. I could be wrong with it. I believe it's your own blood. Like, I believe they pump your own blood out. It's like, yes, oxygenated. The machine basically does what your kidneys are doing. And then it comes back to the dialysis. Sometimes like at home, but it has to do with blood going in and out of your body. I didn't want to keep making jokes. It's just those. I didn't want to keep making jokes and then have it be the complete wrong procedure. I know. And then you have all the comments. You don't even know what dialysis is. You're fucking idiot. No shit barely made it out of high school. In a formal meeting with our managers, Williams, who had another partner, okay, she denied the sex. She further explained that the patient started groaning and suddenly died according to the council. However, the nurse later admitted that they had actually been having a year-long affair while he was getting regular treatment and they met that night for sex. Wait, so you mean it wasn't just for talking? So we were just like talking. We weren't gonna fucking the car. We're just talking in the car. We're gonna go have sex later. Is that her? Hey, all right. The NMC initially said that the romp took place in a hospital car park, but on Wednesday, I apologize to the hospital saying it actually happened in an unconnected car park. Oh, wait, that's the hospital that looks like a Joe's crab shack. I think that's might be the unconnected car park. Come on down to the Texas Roadhouse. Exactly. You want to you want to you want to throw your painted shells on the floor? Come on in. Well, it says here that this parking lot was unconnected to the hotel. So this must be like a separate parking lot. This is the kind of parking lot you want to go get your dick stuck in because no one's going to bother you. There's no lights or anything. If you're have obviously consenting parties, this isn't a place you hang out to find getting your dick. Yeah, that's a good DSPL. Yes, exactly. Good DSPL. When her lover kneeled over, Williams called a colleague instead of emergency services. So she just was like, Stephanie, get out of here. He's dying. Stephanie, you know that guy, the patient that I've been fucking for a year. The one I'm dialysis? Yeah, yeah. I was sucking his dick and he's dead. Oh, you're dead. Get out here. I think he's dead. I'm going to fucking defibrillator. Does this tap look good on me? Williams was crying and distressed and asking for help as she tried to explain that someone had died, but still refused to call 999. This is in the UK. 999 in the UK, that seems like that could be trouble. I need to move buttons. I mean, what if you sit on your phone and get it 999? That seems real easy. Golly. It says here, even the UK equivalent to 911 is 999. I just want to put that out there. I wasn't making that. Instead, she waited for her colleague, who finally called an ambulance when she got there. According to the reports, which did not detail how long it likely delayed him getting help. You know, waiting for the friend to come out. She's like, uh, what? But also is she a nurse? Can she give him CPR or something? I'm not that kind of nurse. Oh, right. We're not on the same. I put needles in their arms. I don't give them CPR. Don't nurse shame me. I didn't take that class. Mrs. Williams actions were significant approaches from the standards expected of a registered nurse and are fundamentally incompatible with her remaining on the register. I don't know. That's the, you always got to read what they say. The hospital, you know, the panel was of the view that the findings in this particular case demonstrate that Mrs. Williams actions were so serious that to allow her to continue practicing would undermine public confidence in the profession and in the NMC as a regulatory body. I would like her to stay on. Man, that's a great bonus to your dialysis. A little parking lot B action. That makes going to dialysis worthwhile. Yeah. That's a dark time when you're having dialysis. Yeah. That pretty much means it's over, right? I don't know if it's over. I think it's just trying to get you better. Don't you just got to do that shit forever and ever and ever. Yeah, exactly. You don't get new kidneys. Yeah. I think we got to hire mourners as that sucked six and those things. Or, you know, hey, dudes, it's like the, the, the new gen of candy strippers. Yes. A little cut. Hey, we got a lot of only fans models out there who don't necessarily have their subscribership. Teach them how to put a needle in an arm and they go out there and they do their thing. That would make it a brighter scenario. Can you imagine your destined to be on dialysis for the rest of your life? Oh, no, but I get the beages, right? Yes. Oh, sick. All right. There's worse diagnosed. You fit in the bracket. Yeah. Thank God. Does my insurance cover the blowjobs? Well, it comes out of your deductible. Yep. This one comes to me by way of Luke Rutz. This is fun. Do you like when people get? I don't know. This one might be not that fun. You're like, you love this, Justin. I said, I said, you might like, I know. A Maryland man. Maryland Manson fan. Nope. A Maryland man. He was a char. A Maryland man. I was like, what? No, but man that hails from Maryland. He was charged with a first degree after allegedly stealing a forklift from a low's home improvement store and then running over a woman with it in the nearby part. Why is that funny? She went to Home Depot to do it. He stole the forklift from a low's drove it to Home Depot and ran her over it. Was that his idea of like covering the tracks? I'm not going to bring. I'm not going to use one of Home Depot's forklifts. I don't know where he got it from. Ah, this would never happen in a big lots. Who puts a low's next to a home Depot? No, that's just like asking for turf for. Yeah, right? Was he trying to do like, he's like, fuck home to you. You lady, you get your nails over there. You don't get them at all. Oh, I hope it was like a lesbian construction worker and they like hated each other. He's like, God damn it. Barbara's at it again. She she's building the deck that I wanted to build. Take this competition to seriously. Officers responded to a report of a burglary in the theft and progress at a low's at about 1240 AM Sunday. The Charles County Sheriff's Office set in a statement. The suspect Bryce Caleb Timothy Brown, 20 of Waldorf, broke into the business stole a fork lift and returned it and rammed it, excuse me, through the rear gates. So he just drove off out of the rear gates. Brown. Ooh, is this a video of it? No, it was an old woman. She was 73 years old. What is she doing out that late? Let's find out. Not her. She got dialysis. She spoiled the story. Let's see what happens here. I want to see why this old lady, what she doing in a parking lot at 1240 AM, huh? Yeah. Having a post dialysis meter. Yeah. Oh, look at this. Look at this. That's a lawyer. She's going to complain. Brown drove the fork lift to a home depot, which is about a half a mile northeast of the lows where he rammed a vehicle into the stores parking lot inside that vehicle. The sheriff's officer said was a sleeping, Glorestine picnic, 73 of Waldorf, whom Brown did not know. So he just rammed it into a car. Oh, yeah. So it wasn't it wasn't like he ran her over. She was a sleeping car. He had a fork lift. He wanted to see how it worked and like killed her. Maybe she was already dead in the car. Why is she sleeping in her car? Can you do that in a home depot parking lot? Is that like Walmart where you can just go sleep in your car? Yeah. Is it open? Well, we'll find out here. I own depots like 24 hours. They don't have. Wait here. Listen to this. Brown followed her, struck her with the fork lift and ran her over and then stole the victim's car and fled. So I don't know. What's he like grand theft auto sure. Yeah, but that car is useless after you run it over. Yes. Steal a full car and amateur officers officers who were investigating the initial burglary at lows canvass the area and observe the fork lift in the home depot parking lot. They subsequently discovered the victim underneath of the fork lift. She was pronounced the ceased on the scene. Brown was identified as a suspect in a rest of Sunday evening. The sheriff's office said he was being held without bond at the county detention center. The sheriff's office also said on charges that included first degree murder second degree murder assault and theft. It is unclear Monday's as of Monday afternoon whether Brown had retained an attorney. It's rather because I'm rich. They don't say what he was doing because I wonder if it says it in this story. Well, it just seemed like he was bored. It seemed like he just like woke her up and then was like run. How dare. Well, I mean, how did he know he she was sleeping in like I want so many more answers. Why was she sleeping in her car in a lows or in a home depot parking lot? How did he drive a half mile in a fork lift? Know that she was sleeping in the car and then subsequently that's a car I'm going to steal and this is the elaborate way I'm going to do it. There's a lot of holes in the story. I feel like I feel like this story is a lot more sad than it already is. It could be like a 70 year old woman living in her car. On this program, we believe in the China syndrome of sadness. The sadder it is, the more hilarious it gets as it comes out the other side, especially when it comes to murder. So there is an article here saying that his mother came out and said she was having a mental health crisis. Oh, well, yeah. Wait, the 20 year old? You're making it less sad. You know what, these young people, these young people with mental crisis is like suck it up, y'all. You know, I asked people like during my shows, I'm like, what do you guys have? You know, because I'm like, we all have to check in with her mental health and they're like, yeah, I just have anxiety. I'm like, okay, so Thursday, yeah, no, it's become a fad to like, uh, to be mentally ill. Well, not to be it, but to wear it with a badge. Oh, yeah, like a, like a boy scout badge or being embarrassed by your depression like I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's going to cripple you, let it cripple you. Yes. Yeah. Well, we have our foreign correspondents from Italy, Paolo Marcos Marara. He always sends in great stories. He sent this one and it says, uh, man impregnates his whole family. Okay. Wild. I'm like, where is this? In a tweet that has left everyone questioning who is to blame, the suspect can be seen in cups and neighbors who are watching disbelief and both victims, the wife of the man, the wife's sister and the mother not in sight. Bizarre, as it sounds, according to the police, the trio filed the case once they all began showing signs of pregnancy, but the wife was likely unaware of the betrayal happening around her. However, internet users have rejected this statement. One commented, there's no way she was that blind. I can smell a rat from a far. Why do we care what the internet says like that? This guy, they're just like, what's the tweets say? And then they pull up this idiot? Like some stupid tweet. Like you have, this guy doesn't know anything more than you or I know about this situation. You're just writing that. So it's a Nigerian man, his wife, her sister and the mother of them. They're having sister. Two sisters in a mom sister nieces and sister grandma. I mean, a porn hub on a week. Sister Christian, what the hell is going on? This is just a porn hub category. This is definitely a porn. That's all it is. Normally, porn hubs and, you know, not with the pregnancy, just on the back. Well, if you look hard enough, if you dig deep into the porn hub, you can find stuff. Oh, sure. Yeah. And it gets the family stuff gets weird. Weird. If you even just Google something about like this story here, man, and pregnant, this whole family, it probably will take you nine years to find the article about this because you'll be, you know, drowning in a deluge of different wild porn. Yeah. I mean, probably not even that wild porn also just mainstream porn where it's just porn stars. You see all the time going like step, bro. Oh, yeah, I'm stuck in the dryer. Yeah. You know what porn I miss? I'll tell you this. What? Because I also, there's a guy, a coach who got fired today for, he got fired because there was hazing on the team. Okay. And he acted like he didn't know about it. His name is something Fitzgerald. I don't know the whole story, but it was about hazing. And it made me think about hazing. And oftentimes hazing is like, gays them. Oh, for sure. So I was always wondering, I'm like, if you were gay, would you be like hazing sick? Yeah. I mean, it is rape, whatever. Well, not all of it. No, it's like, you know, an elephant walk as an elephant walk. Yes. You know, exactly that guy always thought was like, who thought of that? Who thought of that? What Penn State like Christian thought of that? I always wondered because I've never, I never did a frat or anything like that. So I never had to or was a part of a hide or soggy biscuit. What's that one? We come on the cookies. Yeah. Okay. You come on the cookie and whoever like finishes last has to eat it. That was like urban legit. And then you're gay. That's what also like the consequence of it's like, yeah, if you get hard, you're gay. And it's like, why are we doing this? And then all those guys ended up marrying women and then hate themselves and gay people even more because they have to live a lie. But the problem solved. I just solved homophobia. You're welcome. The reason I'm sure to check out the next UFC match coming up this weekend. The reason I bring this up though is because I miss a porn site from back in the day that doesn't, they no longer produce content anymore. Which one? It was called hazher.com. And it was always like sororities. And they would just be like, come on, dyke eat my pussy. It was my favorite when I was a little kid. That's a little kid. I was like a teenager. I was fucking like undercats in here. You know, like when I got like, you know, my first like cable modem, you know what I mean? And it was like, they would always do stuff like that. We're like, come on, you disgusting whore. Wash me. Rub my fucking pussy you stupid bitch. They do shit like that. It was so fun. See, that was when porn was pure. Now it's like, it was pure. Now it's changed. Hashtag not my porn. Yeah. Now it's all family shit. It's like get out of here. It is sororities. It is so weird. You stupid bitch. Like my fucking clet. See mine was always like Parker Posey and Parker Posey and days they confused. Fry like bacon, you little bitches. Yeah, yeah, my favorite. Well, because of that site, I watched that scene in days and confusion. I go, I don't know. They can't show it out here, but I don't know what fry. Was there a haze? There has to be a haze him.com. Haven't tricked it to be quite honest, but there probably is. I'm sure. Probably. Do they do that with the haze him thing? Do you think they go like, yo, dude, fucking suck my dick. Stop being fucking dumb. The coach is going to walk in and see us and then join in. I'm sure it's that easy. The dudes are always the worst. Dude, you know, I'm not gay. Shut up. A hole's a hole. Just because you're sucking my dick doesn't make you gay. Look, I'm getting married tomorrow. This is my last hurrah. Is that what they say in it? I don't know. But I also just thought how awesome would it be to hear a straight guy say the word hurrah? I think that would be more. That's meta, though. The fact that he's like, you just said hurrah, bro. Start sucking my dick. But I wondered if that was what gay born plots were like most of the time, like, turning a straight. No, I mean, I feel like bitch. It's definitely a giant. A vintage gay born was just very like, they did like stepdad stuff before it was in or it was they also did anal before it was okay. They were en masse before the Gen Z. He's got a hold of it. Yeah, they did all that before. Oh boy. Respect your elders. That's a core memory, though. HayesHer.com. Viral road rage incident. This from Caitlin Nolan. She sent this in an email. She said this is wild. A man at the center of a viral road rage video. Do we have the video? Yeah. They're facing serious charges after being identified and arrested by authorities in California earlier this week, May 18th. This is back in the couple weeks ago. Revolt reported of the shocking footage that showed a white man. Oh, that means there's going to be some racist going on. If they say that the man is the first man is white, that means the next man is going to be the inner city blacks. So get ready. He was aggressively driving the the Jeep Wrangler. The Jeep Wrangler also white. A white Jeep Wrangler. Keep that in mind. As he be rated at least one individual in another vehicle carrying black occupants. I knew it. Oh, we've got a lot of stars on the text here. It says Fuck you. I could have I'm not going to say this word. It involves the Glenward. The Glenward. Exactly. Thank you, Kirsten. Fuck you Glenward. Fuck you Glenward. Repeatedly explained, exclaimed the man whose identity was confirmed to be Tracy Roberts Blackwell, the irony of the white man and the white Jeep Wrangler having the last name Blackwell isn't lost on this reporter. No, sir, CBS News on Friday night reported at one point during the racist tirade that saw him continually yell out, man, they really put the inward in. Oh, yeah. Quite a bit in this article. They really just kept waiting. Did you start out or did they? They did. They did. They did the white people writing it. We know what they said. On the article, they actually have one you can click. It's hyperlinked. So they go, if you want to get rid of the stars and really see that. Yeah, if you want to see the uncensored article, they could have went with four stars for sure. Yeah, they're like a two-star word. I think yeah, we're getting down to them. It's not a two-star word. People are trying to get away with the white star. Yeah, oh, yeah. Two little stars. Yeah, we know what it says there. Yeah, you're just making it. Now you're making us say it in our heads. Yeah. So you're, this is bad for all of us. You could have used five stars that I would have known what it was. You could have been six stars. It could have been winged. Six stars. I'm actually thankful. You could have done a long dash. I'm thankful though that they didn't do all the stars because who would I be then if my brain jumped to go, well, I know what those stars mean. And then I'm, you know what I'm saying? So I'm glad we have like maybe five stars that we find. While the footage began circulating, the California Highway Patrol was able to ascertain information that revealed the encounter took place. Who cares about that? Blackwell was arrested Friday and booked into the Alameda County jail. Do we have the video? That's what we really want to see. Yeah, I'm sure it's you really want it. It's beeped, right? We're going to beep it in the post, right? Yes. Okay, there we go. Yes. Yes. All right. Let's go. Oh, I think he crashed. I was just about to say it would be so amazing if he just clipped something, clipped something safely, and then he did. Also, why is it where I love it? I love it. Dame Edna glasses. Yeah, right? So weird. Yeah, he should be like, fuck, yeah. Is that Dame Edna before the past? It's crazy. His face wrinkles almost like a whole Cogan mustache right there. It's so weird. It is alarming. And like, we get the message. Yeah, I would just be like, I don't get, I would never really was a road rage type. I saw my father get road rage quite a bit and then he never cursed that quite that way, the way that that Mr. Blackwell did. But he, you know, he would follow people plays. I was like, what are you doing? So I would always like, I'll be zen about it. So if I'm on the other car, I would have just let him fly by. It's like he was stopping though. But I mean, because I would be like, yeah, I guess that's me. Uh-huh. But just all right. Did he come over into their lane? Or did they go in this way? I think he swirfs because we just whips his arm and then he just takes out part of the wall. He wanted to scare them by swirving, be like, and then he fucked up because he's in it. I wonder what happened after that look. Oh, I also loved his piss passenger, which was like his wife or whatever. She's like, yeah, you tell him. You tell him. I love this man. I love him. What, what it happens when he crashes? Did you? Also, I don't know if he has a passenger. Yeah, he has a lady there. I don't know. The guy driving, I think that's just his seat being up. Oh, maybe it could be like a small dog. Just yelling. Yeah, I think that's a seat. Or he already, yeah, I think she's already been ejected from a vehicle. Oh, she's probably been thrown by the lake. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then this is an Oakland. So does this guy, since he's in Oakland, is he just driving around saying this? I mean, my God, I'm like, do you not know, like, you're in Oakland? Because he starts to cut across more lanes, and then it just stops there. Huh, maybe that's his kink. That I've seen that point. Yeah, road rage. He goes and scrap. He goes into Oakland, California, and was like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do two stars today. That's why he was like, honey, someone cut me off. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Please cut me off. Oh, God, I want it. Oh, I want it. That's why he had one hand out the window. The other hand was this. That's why he's saying. And he was notting. He was, yes. White to double nut double nut action for that man. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Well, thank you for sending that in. Please beep all of those words. We're going to leave on man. Why are you extra for fun? Yeah, people make sure you five star people. This coming to us by way of Jake Mullin sent it over to Josh Potter show at gmo.com. Man apologizes for defacing the Coliseum. Oh, I saw this. Did you? A man seen on video last month. Do we have this video? He's carving his name into the Coliseum. It was his lover's name. Oh, even worse. Fuck off. I think that's better. Romantic. Oh, is it until they break up? And then we have Lee Beverly on the side of the Coliseum. Yeah, you're going to write. Yeah, get out of here. Haley spelled with two hikes. Haley. Is that what it is? It doesn't look friendly. Just kidding. June 23rd, 23. That's a lot of stuff to carve. Yeah. Yeah. Ivan plus Haley. What? But it's so funny because in the video they have of him, he's just carving it and someone's like, what are you doing? He's turning around. He's like, you know, defacing property. Well, did you hear what he, uh, did you hear what his excuse was? Or why he did it? Or his sort of like, pleading of ignorance here. He's like, you know, I just, I didn't know it was so historic. God, our education system. I didn't know it was so ancient. I mean, in his defense, he's probably a young kid who grew up in the last, you know, 15 years or so. The Coliseum right there. I mean, if you put that in downtown L.A., people would be like, hey, that's, that's a new building. Yeah. I mean, compared to some of those bombed out things. Oh, but come on, Ivan. I thought it was a parking garage. Yeah. Oh, okay. So what? He's 31. Oh, okay. A little. Hey, I'm trying to. I was just letting you know, oh, no, no, I'm trying. He was dumb. I didn't know that I'm trying my best here. Ivan, I'm trying to give you a defense here. 31. I was like, maybe it's like 20. Maybe it's a basketball player for the spurs. He's 31 and carving him in his lover's name and just stuff, regardless of it being the Coliseum. Here's what I'm saying. He's 31. There is no Haley. There's no Haley. There's no Haley. He is dying alone. And he thinks, yeah, if he carves Ivan plus Haley, he'll go back and be like, oh, this was a, he can lie to his future, girlfriend. If she's not already dead. Also, that's why he wanted to get caught. He's like, I got a girlfriend. Yeah. I got a girlfriend. Yeah. Look what I did. I carved this in. Yeah. I hate people who deface nature. It's one of my biggest fucking pet peeves when you like go on a beautiful hike. You're looking at this beautiful old magnolia tree and you just see initials carved in it like or like like beautiful rocks and you just spray painted tags all over it. Like get out of here. No, I mean, well, this isn't nature. I get what you're saying because it's like this is this is the ancient Rome. I mean, there's some people that defiled the Colosseum back in the day, probably in worse ways with what they were just doing in the Colosseum. I was born peed on the Alamo and he got like, yeah, he got tossed. Yeah. They were doing worse stuff, though, in the Colosseum when it was functioning. But I mean, what a time to burn Christians, you know, or like, you know, have lion fights or what else did they do in the Colosseum? I read things that they would like fill it with water. Yeah, like boat fights. Yeah, which is crazy. They had underground aqueducts. Yeah. But then you think about it and it's like, this is all is this all bullshit? What the all the fun events? I'm calling cap on the on the Colosseum. You can't call cap on the Colosseum. I want to because it's like, is it like the thing where they're like aliens built the pyramids? No, this was real. Look, that's the unknown. Look at that, though, and say, I didn't know it's so old. I didn't know it's so old. I didn't know it's so old. Well, it looks like, like I said, what is so fresh? Yeah, yeah, what what what what what yeah. What make Manchin on Melrose is this remind you of? I'm telling you, you go downtown in a couple places that building on looks so old anymore. I thought this was the set for the movie Gladiator, which by the way, they're making a sequel of it. I saw that too. Did anyone ask for that? No one in the movie has a very final ending. Oh, good. Not going to spoil the first one. I'm saying, but there's no sequel with at least the people that are the principal characters that exist in the first one. So they're going to just end up doing like Gladiator, too, and it's going to be all neutered horse shit. And it's going to be a Timothy Chalamet. No, it'll be one of the Helmsworths or whatever the fuck. Yeah, but I think we're what was what keen Phoenix in it? Jeremy Renner as the Gladiator after the Snowplow incident. Yeah, I forgot about that. Sorry, Jeremy. My bad. Is he not doing so good? He's fine. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's fine. Thank God. He was in a home depot and this guy from he took a foreclips out for a foreclip just hit him out of nowhere. Well, I have one final story for you, Justin. Sure. I can't appreciate this one. It's about of a vagina. I can't wait. That's what that's that's what a vagina smells like. Oh, okay. So OT Jr. sent this bad boy and Joe's cervical cancer trust a United Kingdom based nonprofit is offering alternative vocabulary for women's genitals to increase what the organization is saying is inclusivity in medical language. According to the cancer trusts official glossary of the LGBT inclusive terms bonus hole is an optional term for vagina. Wait, what? That is not a context of cancer treatment. No, this isn't real. Ma'am, I'm afraid you have a stage 4 cancer in your bonus hole. That's not a thing. It's going to be a tick-tock challenge for doctors to say it with a straight face. Well, it looks like it's coming out of your bonus hole. Ma'am, you mean the baby? You have six months to live. I'm afraid you have cancer in your bonus hole. This is this is bullshit. What is this organization? Is this bullshit? This is yes. This is like anti LGBT like this is like to make them look stupid. What does it say? What is it? Joe's cervical cancer trust? What is that? No one knows what that is. It's some of the UK's leading cervical cancer charity. It also is being reported on by Fox who might have just found something in the guest. This is just bullshit. I didn't even realize I said Joe's cervical cancer. We just mentioned a crab shack. That's a cancer. If Joe's crab shack and Joe's cervical cancer trust, both the same chain. Now, now it's Joe just J.O. Oh, Joe J.O. Not J.O. If it was J.O.E. I would go. But it's also a UK thing. I think the UK would be like, it's coming out in your bonus hole. You know, I think it's like some cancer in your bonus hole. Using the correct language when referring to someone's gender identity now is a simple and effective way to demonstrate support and recognition according to the according to Joe's cervical cancer. This does even make sense. What is a bonus hole? Yeah, I feel like that's if you have like an anal fistula or so. That's a bonus hole. That's a bonus hole. A nostril is a bonus hole. I mean, if we're comparing it to male genitalia, I guess it is a bonus hole. I mean, but then you guys kind of have a bonus hole too. No, the vagina is the hole. We all come from the hole. I think it's differentiating it from the P hole. Is it different? No, your P hole is not. You don't babies don't come out your pistol. Yeah. The ladies have a P hole. And then they have a bonus hole. Allegedly. It's like the lockness monster. I've never seen one. I feel like no, there's the hole. The bonus hole is your butthole. But then you're making it sexual. I feel like your bonus hole is like your mouth. I feel like a bonus hole is just something that you only visit once or three times a year. The word bonus is the bonus is throwing me off. Yeah, because it's extra. Bonus means more. Your vagina is the hole. It's the main hole. It's the hole of all holes. More you say it just sounds like bonus. Bona hole. Maybe that's why it's home. My god, some asshole at the fucking Joe's cervical cancer goes get this one. I'm going to call it the bone us hole. Bone us hole and everyone's like, these LGBT people. Well, I don't really get a bone us. A bone us hole. That makes no sense whatsoever. It really does. There's no inclusivity in that whatsoever. It's just. Yeah, because then you don't get one. Yeah, what was my I want a bonus hole punch my card. Well, it is very like male-oriented to me because I would consider like the whole you pee out of is your one hole. The hole you poop out is your two hole. And then the women, they got that bonus hole. So that's the way it makes me, I don't know why I made them all southern. But that's where it makes that's where my head went. Wait a minute. Is this like a I'm fuming because now is this a peepy holes one trans like trans woman who was a male. It was no transition into a woman. Oh, calling it a bonus hole. Is that what you're missing? Can you get cancer as that? No, wait, you could get cancer in your fake vagina. Well, you get cancer anywhere on your body. I guess, but there's not like skinny cancer. I'll say this is what they came back. Women are made audience. If you got breast implants, you could probably still get breast cancer. However, some trans men and or non-binary people have a cervix is and to reduce as many several cancers as possible is important that we use all provided information for the group and the health professionals who support them. No, no, no, no. If you were a trans person, you were going to call it your vagina or you're you're not going to be like that's my bonus hole. No, you clearly says I have cancer. Oh, in your vagina, you've no other transition to have this part of your body. You're not going to just call it your old digery do or whatever. You know, this isn't my old sinkhole, you know. God, this isn't my acme manhole. This is it does sound like a doctor is just talking about it behind their back. They're like, man, man, you have cancer in your vagina. Yeah. And then they go, it's in this bonus hole. Oh, there it is. I don't know. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so non-inclusive. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know. That makes me no sense. It sounds like to me. It's just so funny. Bonus hole. Like if you were a patient and what if you were a patient and they misidentified your bonus hole. Oh, it's in your bonus hole. No, you mean my vagina? Yeah. No, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. That's a great class action suit. Be like that doctor wrongly diagnosed my bonus hole to have cancer. No one's like what? It sounds so stupid. It sounds like it sounds like a whack-a-mole game or something. So true. Can't abide such idiocy any longer. No longer. Oh, boy. What a place to end with. Yeah. The super bonus hole. Justin, tell everyone where they can find you once again. 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