Oh, hello there everybody. I've got to let you know in addition to the dates that I have coming up that I'm going to say at the top of the show San Francisco
October 26 just went on sale two day. So if you can buy tickets to that San Francisco October 26th cops comedy club, but that's not the reason I'm coming on here truthfully.
The reason I'm coming on and interrupting the beginning of the show is because unfortunately I taped this show earlier than I normally would because I was coming home here to Buffalo.
See my friends and family a little bit to my fantasy football draft, which is very important to me.
And upon arriving I was faced with the news that Rick Generette has passed away.
And man, I am absolutely gutted to the I mean I couldn't have the show happen without acknowledging this because I mean this man is the soundtrack to my childhood.
I wouldn't be doing the things that I do today if it weren't for Rick Generette. I mean I was a little kid and I would play NHL 95.
I remember vividly playing NHL 95 on Sega Genesis screaming to the top of my lungs pretending I was Rick Generette calling the games.
And my mom yelling at me from the other room being like, what the hell are you doing?
I remember playing roller hockey in my driveway with my friends and doing the same thing and I mean it's just it's brutal.
I mean he was 81 years old he had a great life.
You know my thoughts and good vibes are with his family and friends of course.
And it is kind of bittersweet being here in Buffalo when this happens I don't like being like arriving here and having that be the thing I arrived to the city for.
But it is nice to be here to kind of mourn with the city.
You know over at the Keybang Center I'm staying just kind of I'm staying kind of nearby there I'm staying downtown.
And at the Keybang Center they have already put up some memorial things that people are putting out flowers and stuff.
And the sounds of Rick Generette are just like echoing through the streets because they're playing them on the like speakers outside the stadium.
So that's been really nice. It's kind of crazy. I mean just go outside you can just kind of hear it.
And you know I don't many of you obviously not hockey fans not even say I mean you're not savers fans let alone you know.
No one even watches fucking hockey.
But you know this guy men a great deal to me and so I couldn't let the show go on without acknowledging it.
So I wanted to come on here and kind of just tell you and say something about it because boy oh boy did he ever impact on my life.
So here's to Rick Generette.
Thanks for letting me get that out.
Oh boy oh boy welcome back to another episode of the Josh Potter show.
Solo Dolo today with Kirsten by my side we have Alex and Milo here as well.
And I want to let you know we have a show that we just announced two shows as a matter of fact.
On September 23rd going to be in Portland Oregon at the old siren theater up there tickets are on sale now.
Then beyond that after Skankfest on September 29th or October 1st we're going to be at potstown PA in Soul Jols July or excuse me October 20th and 21st and then October 29th Seattle Washington.
That just went on sale as well that just announced like I said going to be filling in some things here and there.
And then tickets later on in the year we have December 1st through 3rd La Jolla comedy store and around Christmas time we're going to have Tampa Bay.
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Also make sure you're sending things in Josh Potter show a Gmail dot com that's where grip Parker sent this in that's where the road supporters we have a stack of news to get to today.
So let us get into it.
Oh my lord I'm sorry I'm I was outside smoking and we almost let the building on fire.
I don't know that I'm assuming I did it.
I think it might have been you because I was out there for a few seconds and then I saw a smoke coming out.
Yeah so a planter was like basically on fire and cursed and put it out like a firefighter.
But now I smell like a bonfire. I smell like I went camping and also my lungs are like congested.
I was just doing my intro and as I tried to inhale I'm like do you hear it.
Could you hear it before? I feel like I was weezing. I got to like clear my throat.
It was straight just like cigarette and soil smoke.
Yeah all right now I'm good. So if that was annoying for you it was annoying for me.
I'll tell you what I don't know if you could hear it out there in radio and but it help.
It was bothersome to me that's for damn sure.
Well I did a lot of sports last week with our guest Michael Turner.
I want to thank him for coming in again. Make sure you go check him out if you're around and about in a way game for the bangles.
But we did so much sports last week.
I thought we would get really deep into the news because we have a stack of stuff sent in from Roach reporters.
Again Josh Potter show at gmail.com is where you can send things in.
And also I mean this stack keeps getting I don't even know if we'll get into the stack over here.
But boy oh boy it's thicker and thicker by the week and we have to do some spring clear.
Well I guess it's summertime now and almost not even summertime anymore.
We got to do some cleaning on this guy. So we have to have a day.
Curse them or we just go through this guy.
Thank you.
I wanted it to make a loud sound on our microphones for the effect of how full this is.
We'll put it in post.
All right you think can you embellish it a little bit more?
Yeah.
All right good I don't know what the heck that was.
Well let's go right to the stack T-bone has been sending in many articles involving airplanes.
Air travel has been just the name of the game as far as top headlines go not only with the delays
and all the strikes of city employees here in Los Angeles affecting air travel out of L.A.
But the fact that crazy people are flying on planes and evidently people cannot get through a commercial flight in the United States
or domestic flight without being evidently.
Let's see what this story is from T-bone.
It says this should probably be listed in everyone's top five worst nightmares while on a flight.
Well I just named a few nightmares.
Does it involve a guy on the plane?
We are not out of the nice boy clock yet but I so I mean beep these references to self pleasure.
But if as long as that's not happening on a plane I can kind of look past other scenarios typically.
What is your what are your nightmares you've been traveling quite a bit lately.
Yeah it has been nightmares at times.
People playing their phones out loud.
Oh my god.
It's just outrageous to me I don't understand.
Those people need to be put into camps a la Nazi style.
I mean those people do not deserve to be amongst other humans like animals in a cage.
And even should be treated worse than animals.
I mean what's a lower what's a lower form of I mean we they just should be tortured and killed really at the end of the day.
Man this is a nice boy clock is I really when I'm alone.
Usually I'm keeping the guest on task when it comes to the nice boy clock.
I can't even keep myself on task when I'm unbridled in alone.
We're trying to pull a show out here that's all.
But so yes the people that play sounds on their phones.
People kick the back of your seat repeatedly.
Well we talked about that a little bit last week with the restless legs syndrome.
And I actually do have that but I'm not kicking people's seats.
Right you have some self-awareness about it and I do too.
I used to have it worse before I started doing drugs.
I would have it all the time.
And I wouldn't even notice it and then my father used to yell at me about it.
And that would make me more self-conscious and I would be doing it even more.
Usually when people point it out.
So I've never been one to be like hey could you stop that when someone's restless leg is shaking me.
I try to like be Buddhist about it.
Have a little bit of Zen.
But yeah the kicking of the seat I give him a couple of tries.
What's your threshold for saying something?
Well the last slide I was on I didn't say anything but I did recline really hard a few times.
Thinking that like it was an adult behind me.
I do that too you go and then you try to like come back up and give that little buffer space so they're like whoa okay.
Yeah so I really put my back into that one a couple times thinking it was an adult behind me.
And then as we were getting up and leaving the plane I realized it was like a seven year old that I was kind of bullying.
That makes it worse though when it's a child and they're next to their parents.
If I'm their parent I'm really weary of like whatever they're doing.
So if I notice my kids like kicking a seat I'm like will you you're gonna get us you're gonna get me killed.
That guy's gonna turn around and beat the shit out of me will you fucking stop he's not gonna beat you I'll beat you.
I don't have a kid folks God we're not even close to the nice boy clock ending and I'm I've really gone the I've really run the gambit here.
Murder child abuse pedophilia probably somewhere I'm sure.
So that one in there so anything else strike your eye or yeah one one last thing if you get up from your seat before the seat in front of you has
Deplained you should be required to like be IQ tested like at the end of the flight.
Yeah people who get up and like row 30 and think that they're gonna make it out before like row 12.
Yeah they don't even like try to run up or anything they just stand in the aisle.
And it's like what do you think's gonna happen here and think the first it's whoever stands up first gets to get off first.
I mean that's a age old intelligence test is to see who stands up at the end of a flight.
Now if you're just standing up because your legs are cramped or whatever that's one thing.
But if you're standing up and getting into the aisle and like what's going on it's like you don't know how to even function in humanity.
You're almost as bad as the people playing sounds out of their phones who I'm gonna put on trains if I ever get into any sort of place of power.
Well let's see what happened here this says this ranks this story as a top five worst nightmare wall on a flight.
A passenger poured soda on another passenger's smelly feet when they were placed under his seat in a video on TikTok that's gone viral.
Now I would venture to guess depending on the soda you're gonna make only matters worse as far as smell goes right.
Diet Pepsi Diet Coke smells awful and it's spilled I think smells weird at the very least you mix that with whatever this foot smells like now it was under his seat that's just hey man.
You need to evaluate your place in life evidently if you're sitting in the coach area and people are putting their smelly feet under you that's where you go I need to do better.
So that I don't sit amongst these animals anymore you know what I mean also you can just keep your shoes on.
No of course that's the other thing people should keep their shoes on I've seen horror so I mean with the advent of the internet it's almost like you would think people know they're getting exposed these days because I saw one were like the person was sitting and they were in a window seats and the feet were like wedged through the seats along the wall.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Bare feet I saw it and you know people they take their shoes off and they have socks.
Maybe this person thought while I'm under the seat no one can really see I'm being incognito about it.
Alas the smell the nose works where the eyes don't and that's in fact knocked him out the smell of his feet and sometimes you don't know the smell of your own feet you're used to that funk.
You know you smell it every day this guy so now when you're in a plane you probably don't even smell it even more but the people around you do.
The passengers foot can be seen squirming under Daniel seat where a sneaker and a bag of candy are spotted sky kept his candy by his feet right there.
Yeah maybe that was just left on the plane what airline is this is that a are they sprees what kind of candy does he have.
Dairy something.
Dairy.
Dairy something.
I can see his dairy.
Are we sure we're smelling the feet not the candy I mean God what the hell is dairy something butter maybe.
Dairy butter that's yummy.
Dairy milk buttons.
Oh God so there's just like those yogurt balls.
It's just like a shitty M&M.
Oh imagine that melting next to face.
Oh wait dairy milk maybe I don't know.
That's got to be that's got to be the culprit right there I think we're exonerating this guy his feet probably didn't even smell bad this guy just smelled dairy butter whatever the fuck the dairy buttons.
Is there a woman too is there are there gross a more gross snack than what are they called again dairy milk.
Dairy milk buttons never in my life do I fathom a time when I would go you know what I got a hanker in for.
I'm going to stop off at seven eleven and scoop up some dairy milk buttons.
What country is this from that can't be American.
Dairy milk ones I got to find the origin of this.
What the hell that's a box.
Cadbury makes well of course they make fucking chocolate eggs.
What are inside those cream and garbage it makes it makes it look like you're eating a yoke a candy egg yoke.
Candy chicken zygote.
Disgusting.
Disg I'm going to lose a lot of people with my the stain of candy here but I mean come on can you get on board with me at least with the fact that dairy milk buttons is a terrible idea.
And you're putting them next to your feet you savage that didn't phase a rude passenger who still had her feet placed under the seat Daniel goes in for a second poor.
But then she stopped so like this person is putting.
Her feet under there and this guy's pouring soda on them yeah and then she like was your toes and a little bit to well probably because she's like.
Did my.
Feet get wet just not like it probably took a moment.
I don't know how much he poured on it well there we go right there see that's not that much.
Why is it like sticking up like what kind of plane is this can you go back I'm trying to get a idea of.
If you're just listening I have no idea how this woman is manning managing to get her feet like.
So far under the seat like how is he really stretching how is he able to see them and then pour soda on them.
All the way through he must be like leaning.
Because this has to be like under him right.
So if I'm him I'm first I'm stepping on those feet before I'm pouring soda on them I'm stepping on them I'm going oh I'm sorry did I step on your feet they seem to be under my person right now.
Sticking out so you would think she would get an idea of her you know invading my space.
But to pour soda on it seems like a weird tactic what if she's sleeping and she just pisses herself then you got a whole.
You know I mean that's kind of what isn't that what you used to do to kids in the sleep over you put their finger in hot water so they piss the bed which by the way why were we doing that.
We're like let's make richy piss so we can all just smell his piss in my living room right now our poor parents what the hell are we doing.
So we can all point and laugh at him when he wakes up because he pissed himself even though we're all sitting in his piss basically in the same fucking living room.
Anyhow Daniel goes in for a second poor but but then she stopped he said as the passenger feels the wet substance on her foot she wiggles it around and eventually moves it from under the sea.
Yeah because you're on a plane and you're thinking like maybe did I find like a vent here you're thinking like it's cold did I find a little vent or you're thinking like is this guy.
Did he just piss his seat and it's leaking on my foot right now but she must know she's breached the other side here as the passenger feels the wet substance she wiggles it on her foot comments were turned off on this controversial video eyes it's so controversial.
I don't understand but it's been like by more than 85,000 users she was not the only annoying passenger in the air recently a man recorded another passenger using a projector to watch the 2000 film.
The 2000 film the Patriot on a flight well that's just good old that's pretty great.
This guy shouldn't be this how you bring people together. Yeah that guy shouldn't be ostracized this guy is doing a service.
We get we just talked about the Patriot a couple of weeks ago where you know Mel Gibson's running with that flag in that case of the man getting stabbed through the head with the flag pole.
And Sonic I had a hankering to watch that movie after I read that story and this guy would have really scratched that itch if I was on his plane that's cool.
Now if he was like looking at hardcore porn I'd be like yeah that's probably you shouldn't do that probably shouldn't be looking at hardcore porn on a projector for everybody.
But that's I don't see why everyone's getting up in arms about the Patriot being broadcast on there.
Yeah it says he even had the speakers off but that's why they're complaining they couldn't hear the sound. No that should be a plus for him.
I'm down with this if he was playing it out loud I might have an issue. Sure but I mean if I'm into it I'm like hey can we get the sound here.
This guy set up a projector screen and started playing the film mid flight Douglas something or other captioned on the Instagram real I've seen it all.
There was no sound from the speakers or the projector itself however the passenger had subtitles on the device for everyone to see well that's fine it's the Patriot.
It's about the revolutionary war it's not like again it's not a porno.
It's not it's not even like a Tarantino movie so that people can he's like you know going over certain scenes in the Tarantino movies.
It's not like that was happening honestly I'd be into it one viewer of the video says yeah me too.
Can't tell if this is terribly rude or awesome perhaps both somehow it's totally awesome so that's not even in the same ballpark.
I'm more mad at the person who got upset about the Patriot being broadcast on the plane I feel like it's required viewing quite frankly.
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I guess if you threw a person outside the plane it would be like huh you know as a matter what part of the world you're over I'm not sure are the skies universal or do laws go all the way up into the air.
Justin M sends in a article here called woman hit by meteorites now I think that sounds kind of cool getting hit by meteorite that's the small one right.
I mean if you got hit by an asteroid that's probably fucking up your house at the very least a meteor is like the big one in a meteorite is like the baby.
So that's just like a rock hit this guy right what are we talking here was it say.
I don't know I thought I couldn't remember the difference I thought like the difference between like a meteorite and an asteroid was just like one made it to earth and one didn't it.
But I could be wrong.
Well a meteor is if I'm wrong that's like a dog and a meteorite is like a puppy right.
Oh I see okay if it's an asteroid if it's larger than one meter and diameter.
Okay and so meteor is what I think it's just still in the atmosphere.
I see a woman in France recently enjoying a coffee with her friend was struck by a small meteorite and what is considered an extremely rare event.
Well I'd say it's not like meteorites are just falling on to people every day hell if an icicle hit a person we'd be like that's pretty rare.
There's icicles all the time the woman was chatting with her friend outside on a terrace when she was hit in the ribs by a mysterious pebble.
Now that's interesting that she was hit in the ribs I would think the head the shoulders she must have been laying down on her back or like lounging in some capacity.
I heard a big boom coming from the roof next to us in the second that followed I felt a shock on the ribs I thought it was an animal a bat.
The woman who is not been identified told the news outlet we thought it was a piece of cement the one we apply to the ridge tiles but it didn't have the same color.
Meteorites says here are space rocks that survive their journey through the earth's atmosphere and hit the ground these objects known as meteoroids when they are in space range in size from dust grains to small asteroids meteoroids I don't like calling them that.
Sounds like something that is in your butt.
Something that just makes it hard to wipe meteoroids originate from other larger bodies primarily asteroids but also the moon and other planets like Mars.
Meteoroids can be rocky metallic or a combination of the two most meteoroids disintegrate completely as they speed through the earth's atmosphere at tens of thousands of miles per hour.
Of those that do make it to the ground in some form typically only small percentage of the original objects survives when meteorites are found they tend to range between the size of a pebble to a fist.
After being struck by the rock the French woman she said sock les blees.
She's a resident of the commune and sure make the northeast of in the northeast of the country I don't care.
She took it to a roofer for examination the roofer told her that it was not made from cement but that it looked like a meteorite.
She then showed the mysterious object to a geologist and evidently that was that could you imagine taking it to a roofer and he's like yeah that ain't nothing that I seen before.
Do you think the French one still talk like that? They just they still talk like an Italian and Brooklyn.
The geologist told DNA told DNA that the rock appeared to contain a mixture of iron and silicon and could be a meteorite in total all of the pieces of the meteorite that have been recovered have been a total mass about four ounces.
So there was more of these evidently this is the only lady they got hit by them.
When it's very rare in our temperate environment to find them says the geologist they emerge with other elements and on the other hand in a desert environment we find them most easily.
I'm sure I mean how do you know you're just like here's a rock this one's from the ground I guess you and I wouldn't know this is probably what they do for a living.
Incidents of people reportedly struck by meteorites have appeared throughout history but there has often been a lack of evidence to back up these claims.
The first confirmed case of the meteorite directly striking a person occurred in the United States almost 70 years ago a case that involved and Hodges in Alabama who was struck by an eight pound stony meteorite that crashed through a roof.
The impact left her with severe bruising I thought I was going to say severe brain damage.
But I mean could you imagine an eight pound one that's crazy.
Just barreling through your roof that's like Joe dirt when he finds the he's like and it's just a big pile of big old frozen chunk of frozen shit yeah.
How does this lady notion I would that's the first thing I'd assume great frozen shit just gave me a giant bruise and broke my roof.
They're like no that's a meteorite actually well that's an interesting story the woman in France got it.
I mean I love France I couldn't admit what are we looking at pictures of here.
I'm just looking at the articles still like I'm I guess I'm kind of confused on how they know like I know they said they took the DNA from the rock.
But if I got hit by a rock I'd probably be like who's through a rock at me yeah my first thoughts not meteor it would probably create such a.
I'd be like who fucking through this I'd be yelling at the sky you damn kids I'll find you.
And I definitely wouldn't take it to a geologist and be like this is a weird rock.
I would just walk around with it or like keep it at my house and like friends would come over like I think this rock looks weird.
I don't know it just hit me it's kind of weird right and my friends would be like yeah and then I would just put it back down.
I would never know if I got hit by a meteorite I would never do the investigation I would if anything I would just go this.
I'd fuck someone who's fucking rock at me and I would just walk away and be like how fucking I'd be all sad and shit.
Well T-bone sent in this story to it has nothing to do with flying.
What a headline it says I'm not going to spoil things with the headline but here it says two gay men met online and started a physical relationship and discovered they were actually brothers live on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Now what is the Jeremy Kyle show is that a radio show because good God if Jeremy Kyle is still doing radio and he has a story like this on his hands.
Yeah he might be the best broadcaster in the world.
It's still radio but this is also this is brought up because it's the 10 year anniversary of the story as well.
Oh so this happened back in the day.
Yeah that's why it's the 10th anniversary my bet.
Well I thought it was happening right now I'm like good for this guy.
Hell of a show you have there Jeremy Kyle but if it's 10 years ago I mean we're all still doing radio so nothing special Jeremy I could have fucking found two gay brothers.
If I wanted to.
A DNA test revealed the shocking truth for lovers Paul and Lee who had been a couple for years after finding each other online.
The pair who exchanged flirting messages for a full two years before hooking up.
Man oh man now just imagine the roller coaster of emotions for these two fellows they have two full years of just sending sex messages.
And after a while they probably thought oh boy this is never going to happen but it's a fun little outlet and I always have my little sex pen pal.
And then lo and behold two years later you actually get to fuck and you're like I can't believe this is happening what are the odds.
And then the universe goes hold my beer because guess what you're also brothers.
The reality only came to light when Lee's family and friends first met his new lover and noticed a striking similarity between Paul and his mother's former husband Ron.
To set the one of these like that's kind of why I was attracted to him to resemble Ron to set the record straight the men chose to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show where they requested a DNA test.
Now this seems like a stupid way to go about this for the two brothers not for Jeremy Kyle in his show but they requested a DNA test and they hoped it would prove that they didn't share the same blood.
Boy oh boy however the results confirm the suspicions that Paul and Lee were actually half brothers.
It left both men speechless now if they're half brothers they could still fuck right.
Yeah I mean honestly if they're full brothers are not pro creating so technically they could still fuck if they were full brothers dude.
Oh that's the loophole of incest is that well I'm not saying it's right but I'm just saying like they could.
I know but I just so could you if you were like that would be like well you know she's infertile so why not.
You know what I mean I mean if you're gonna that's a slippery slope to go down is all I'm saying if it's just the fact that they're infertile or he could be like wow it's my sister's ass.
Who cares if I'm just I mean my if I can you're saying that brother can just his brothers ask why can't I just in my sister's ass then Carson.
Right I'm not gonna stop you from doing what you do or don't want to do well so I'm just saying it's you got to draw a line with incest regardless of whether or not it makes a child or not.
It was a crisis because they didn't really know I yeah no they didn't know and I mean I as far as I'm as far as I know with most laws ignorance isn't a defense sadly.
But let's see what happens here once they found out where they like half brothers who cares which half.
Perfect I'm a top show it doesn't matter about that half my bottom half is can be his brother I don't care.
Speaking before he revealed the results to the pair Kyle said you are having a physical sexual relationship with a man that you love and want to marry.
And at some point somebody might tell you that he could be your half brother now imagine this guy being a broadcaster this is like he has been waiting his whole life Jeremy can we see Jeremy Kyle what he looks like I wonder what he's doing today after this big this is his big get Jeremy Kyle.
It looks like it's television not radio yeah it's a tabloid show it's a British tabloid show that's him on the left here I'm Jeremy Kyle welcome to scandal whatever his show is called the Jeremy Kyle show.
So he's really amped up probably if I'm Jeremy Kyle I'm psyched I'm like let's go this is going to be my I'm going to win awards I'm going to be on all that I'm going to be on the telly everywhere.
You are having a physical sexual relationship with a man you love and want to marry and at some point somebody might tell you that he could be your half brother.
What does that do to you now he asked him that what was he expecting him to reply like what kind of makes me hard.
He didn't respond that way Lee actually responded by saying it made me sick.
It makes me basically horrible I can't describe it upon hearing the devastating news that he and Paul are related.
Lee sits visibly shaken by the sensational discovery do we have video of this do we get to watch them like reveal it can we see that you are the brother.
Paul wearing a pink polo shirt in green jacket claps his hands or I read that wrong he did not clap his hands.
He clasps his hands over his mouth that's very different than if you were to applaud the decision footage from ITV show then the ITV show then shows the pair sitting in a stun silence for about 20 seconds.
With an even notorious motor mouth Kyle left loss for words at the shock of the revelation the brothers had never met before chatting online Paul was taken into care when he was only 18 months old with Lee later conceived by the same mother in you.
After finding out that the two had four children are the two of her four children were now in a homosexual relationship what are the odds that they're both gay.
You know you know many gay brothers I've never I don't think I've met gay brothers before.
In my life and my whole life I don't know if I know if I know like two gay brothers I know gay brother and sister I know by sisters.
But every girl's fucking by it's like who cares that's not even a real thing so here can we watch this on my lord you are the real mother your mother and potentially your mother now.
She has an illness I first met Paul when Lee introduced me to him as his partner when I was exactly how I said this guy would talk like my ex husband Ronnie and other people have since said the same.
I have been diagnosed with early Alzheimer's so I find it difficult to remember much of the past.
I know that he is upsetting.
I bet they wish they had Alzheimer's but if it turns out the Paul is my son I would be so happy and I would love to get to know him.
Before I do this and I've done a lot of this but probably nothing quite so emotional.
You guys obviously have some things to say to each other because I mean that is life changing.
Don't look and say yes whatever happened up with F for you.
Can you pause it for a second?
I'll be there for you.
They're going to be there for each other in very different ways depending on which.
I mean what if one of them you know they get off the air you know forget let's first let's watch them before I pose this question.
No I will always be there as a perfect friend.
Same here.
They both have the same dumb look in their face I'd be like this is definitely really.
There was a wink right there.
I think that's a twitch I don't think that's a wink pause it I don't think that's a wink that is a.
He's starting to like go this is my fucking brother that's him starting to go.
He's not like he's doing like a twitchy he's getting twitchy because he's starting to realize oh my god I sucked my brother's penis.
That's an eye suck my brother's penis twitch if I ever saw one.
Then why does his lip turn up like that is that also?
That's part of the tick he's having a tick he's having a reaction he's realizing he is going through his head right now is every moment his brother's penis was in his mouth.
He's like fuck me eyes not fuck me eyes you know I had my brothers come in my mouth that's what he's feeling like play it keep playing.
The DNA test is I'll show that you too.
You have brothers.
The way he said that he's like here I go I'm gonna win a fucking Marconi award.
You too means in I have brothers.
Now this is the moment they're both going like oh my god and they're playing every sexual thing they've ever done with each other in their brain.
As their dads watch them pull on the other part of the reaction.
I mean I can't even begin to explain to people at home the odds the possibility of that as I said earlier too much.
This guy he might as well have his dick out right now you could see it in his face he's so fucking hyped right now.
And I apologize for the next question because it's ridiculous.
Ask it.
That's okay I know what he's going to ask he's going to go will you pull Lee continue to suck each other off.
That's what he's going to ask I'm going to put any money on it right now.
Will you continue to buff your brother or you have hard with your half brother.
Does this make you hot.
Our family reunion is going to be worse or better.
There's no reunions they're living with each other.
This is your uncle.
Give me a way since this up.
Here I can't wait to hear the question.
I mean I can't even begin to explain to people at home the odds the possibility of that.
As I said earlier to you my friend a double edged sword the man that you love the man you've had a physical relationship with his brother.
But he had a third.
But and I apologize for the next question.
Please ask.
What's going through your mind right now.
That's the ridiculous question.
Will you continue to fuck your brother.
He's going to puke.
One's going to puke the other one still thinking it's kind of hot.
We've got a hallway shot like it's the old Howard Stern.
Jeremy Kyle's coming out to console and he's like I will not dare be off camera during any part of you that thought that was possible.
Was there any part of you during the most intimate times.
So let's see what happens here after finding out this because we know we're 10 years removed from this.
They could very well be still getting at it.
They could be they could be a bros bins by now.
They could be bros bins brother husbands.
Yeah you get a lady in there and you're just a Mormon all of a sudden you know.
Yeah brother husbands.
Paul was taken into care when he was only okay that's how they find out that they're separated.
If it turns out Paul is my son which it did blow up the segment which first broadcast back in 2012 featured Kyle's 10 year anniversary show.
Yada yada yada.
According to the show both men have since moved on but remain closer than ever as brothers.
That means they're still fucking closer than ever.
Power too on though.
They were fucking at one point.
Yeah how can they be closer than ever.
Closer than fucking from strangers to lovers to brothers.
It's kind of beautiful and it's almost half brothers half brothers and every now and then you know.
Get a little drunk on the holidays.
Who knows.
I mean if they at some point you're like well we already did it.
Yeah.
Do they just keep going?
Is it hotter now for them?
They could have it only fans that's out of control is all I'm saying.
If they really want to get ahead of this whole thing.
What a story.
Holy hell.
I'm glad we've dug that up from the archives and also just a really great example of a tremendously opportunistic broadcaster.
Jeremy Kyle hats off to you.
I mean he ran out into that all the way he was like I will not dare have them sobbing on camera without me in the shot as well.
Asking them nonsense.
Oh my lord that was just uh hmm.
Play that for the children in Syracuse University when they're getting their broadcasting degrees.
Next up from Ashley she sends this into Josh Potter show at gmail.com.
Did I even play the news theme?
I don't think I did.
I mean I'm late now.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
And I have to catch my breath after such a sexy story of who's gay brothers.
Ashley sends this in it says headless in love hotel.
Hmm.
Is that a story of the brothers staying on a vacation together after they find out that list?
Because they're not doing it anyone.
Anyhow a woman in her parents have been arrested after a headless body was discovered in a hotel bathtub in Japan.
The body of Hitoshi Yura was found in the red light district of Susu Kino known for its so-called short stay love hotels in a city of Sapporo.
Hey I like that beer.
City of Sapporo on the northern island of Hokkaido in northern Japan on the second of July.
I'm not going to get any of these places right for the record as far as pronunciation goes.
Close caption television shows Mr. Yura 62 checking in with a woman police believe to be the suspect.
She's a 29 year old woman.
She and her father psychiatrist Osamu Tamura 59 have been arrested on suspicion of conspiring to be head the victim at the hotel room and moving his severed head in the middle of the night.
Now what on earth would they want with this head?
Her mother 60 is alleged to have plotted the transport of the head to their home.
A hotel worker reportedly found Mr. Yura's headless corpse slumped in the bathtub after going to the room because no one had officially checked out.
Well you got to check out if you're going to leave a headless body in a room.
You can't just leave that in there and just disappear.
They're going to find it.
A hotel worker or excuse me officers rated the suspects home and are continuing to investigate a possible motive for the killing.
They have yet to confirm whether the victim and Runa Tamura are known to each other.
So they're thinking maybe this guy, I don't know, he was trying to get a little something.
They lured him in there.
Did they know each other before?
Was it just one of these hooker things?
Local media reports say Mr. Yura arrived at the hotel with a woman wearing light colored clothing in a wide brimmed hat.
She left alone three hours later wearing black.
Well that's because she saw a dead body.
So it's like a cartoon.
She has to put on black.
Go to the funeral.
None of the victims belongings were found in the hotel room and the bed was unused.
An autopsy of the man's body revealed he was likely to be headed with a cutting tool after his death.
The website reported.
So it doesn't say how he died though.
All very mysterious.
But if you're going to go to a love hotel, I'd imagine they find dead bodies all the time in there.
This one was just missing its head so they were like, oh good galley.
It's funny how they wanted the head so bad that they just left the body behind.
They're like, we'll let the cleaning crew deal with this.
Leave them a tip when they left the hotel.
They didn't even check out.
I've left behind some messy hotel rooms before, but I've never left a dead body in there.
I mean, not yet, at the very least.
Not yet.
Down the road, who knows?
I won't leave a dead body.
It'll be mine.
God willing, right?
I remember I said that.
I was like, I want to die in a hotel.
I'm on the opposite of Marty.
The disassembled Marty died.
What's your greatest fear?
Not dying in a hotel room by myself.
That's what I'll say.
This man was hit with a, or this man hit his mother with a shovel.
This was sent in by Meatball.
Now Meatball, for those who don't know out there, one of the best roaches of all time.
I mean, this guy's on my Patreon.
This guy's on my Twitch stream.
The Patreon, by the way, if you want to join it, patreon.com slash the Josh Potter show.
Twitch, if you want to follow along there, Twitch.tv slash Josh underscore Potter.
He sends in his very first story, and I think it comes to us from around where he hails from.
I'm not sure.
He's a heart cell man was arrested after court reports say he hit his elderly mother with a shovel
and dragged her behind a riding lawnmower that he had her tied to.
Wow.
Seems like overkill for an elderly woman, you know.
Philip Glenn Brennan, 29, was charged with second degree elder abuse and third degree domestic violence.
So she didn't even die.
Oh my lord, this lady's built like a tank.
He smacked her in the head with a shovel and then dragged her behind a tractor.
I guess those tractors though, the riding lawnmowers, how fast do they really go?
You can even put it on like rabbit speed and how fast are you really going?
To the point where you can drag someone, I mean if this lady was heavy enough,
she could have very well just had the mower just like stop.
You know what I mean?
It wouldn't have been able to pull her.
It doesn't go as fast.
This one can get up to 150.
Well, that's a fucking crazy one.
I'm sure that old Philip Brennan here didn't have one of those crazy ones.
He probably just had your run of the mill, John Deere.
Every now and then by the way, Instagram shows me a real of like college age dudes identifying tractors.
And I don't know how that got in.
I don't know how that got into my algorithm.
It's like what's your favorite tractor and they tell their favorite model and they show it.
Okay, so it's not just them going, that's tractor.
That's tractor.
No, no, no.
They go like my favorites, the TC 4000 are like one of the, you know what I mean, the models.
They know the models.
Oh, I got to go with the EC 20.
I don't know.
I couldn't possibly name one for real.
But it's like, and then it shows them on the thing.
Somehow I got it in raptured and tractor tick tock at some point.
The MCSO said deputies responded to a home in Tapscot Road in Hartsell.
After a resident used a home alarm system to contact 9-1-1.
Wow, so the fucking, I hope that's the mother that did that.
And if it was another very advanced elderly person as far as technology, I don't know how to do that.
If I was, I've never had an alarm system in any of my homes.
We haven't needed it.
There hasn't been any reason to have an alarm system in anywhere that I've lived.
No one wants anything inside.
And so I don't know how they work.
I wouldn't even know how to call 911 on one of those things.
When deputies arrived, they said they found a woman with physical visible marks on her,
as well as grass stains on her clothes and leaves in her hair.
What a sight.
A court record says that there were abrasions and bruising on her right ankle.
According to the affidavit, Brennan told authorities that he had gotten mad at his mother
and there the keys along the wood line in the feet.
What does that, I don't understand this at all.
Maybe it's written wrong.
Maybe it's just written poorly.
It's not me reading it poorly.
It's written very awfully.
And through the keys along the wood line in the field, Brennan advised that he tried to get her back to the house
and had grabbed her by the ankles and attempted to drag her back to the residence.
Oh, so he must have bashed her with the shovel and then was like,
I'm too weak to carry my mom here with my by dragging her by the ankles.
So he tied her to the tractor to try to get her back to the house.
So the tractor was actually like a service.
It's like an ambulance.
He was like, what did I do?
Mama.
After he bashed her in the head of the shovel.
And then he couldn't like take her back all the way to the house.
So he's like, I got a tower to the tractor.
So maybe he won't get elder abuse on that one.
Brennan is reported as telling the deputies he didn't like her bothering him
while he was trying to clean up around the place.
Well, how?
Who would like that?
I'm just trying to clean up around the place and she's all bothering me.
So I took a shovel to her head.
Well, shut her up.
Well, fine.
I wonder what I want to wish I could see the shovel.
If it was a metal one or if it was one of a plastic one, maybe for the snow.
Because a plastic one, you go, this is like professional wrestling.
It's not going to do anything.
Brennan is reported to tell, okay, yes, his mother, who is not named,
is said to have refused any further medical treatment out on the scene.
Oh, isn't that just like a naggy mother to refuse medical?
I'm okay.
Mammy, you have leaves in your hair.
Let us tend to you.
For Christ's sake, you were dragged by a tractor.
Can we look at you a little bit?
No, don't bother with me.
Phillips snapped.
She said, explaining in the report that he told her that he was going to get the chain saw in Harmer.
Well, that would have done a little more damage.
That's when the mother said Brennan came back around the house with a flat and a shovel.
I don't know why I should have someone with a shovel just tickles me.
It's such a fucking, oh, that's such a weapon, a shovel.
Especially if it's a metal one, you just go, don't.
Shovels just look funny.
It's just such a hilarious weapon.
I'm glad he didn't get the chain saw.
He hit her on top of the head with it and then hit her on the right side of the face with it.
He's like, oh, my God.
I wish there was like some person out there that would like,
you could give him some of money and they'll let you do that to him.
Like, you ever go to a metal concert?
I went to Osfest one time back in Aught 4 and there was a guy who let you,
he pay a certain amount of money.
I don't remember how much it was, five, ten bucks.
I don't know.
And you can kick a soccer ball right into his face.
And you just love him.
You know, obviously if you missed, you missed, you know.
But boy, oh, boy, I'd love a real shovel booth at a metal concert.
That'd be fun.
Golly, it just makes such a fun sound.
As the after David continued there,
the reports that Brennan then took the red push mower in the yard
and was trying to run over her feet with it.
This guy's got multiple mowers.
He's taking the red push mower.
Is that the one with the, you think it's like a, one real like,
a ringing, and then it's got the spinny thing or was it one light?
It's what the old cartoon is.
Yeah, like Dennis, the minister is like,
this right here.
Yeah, like the one with the little blade in the center.
He's just like, I'm going to get your mom.
Yeah, that's even a better one than I was thinking of.
Just like the old timey push mower.
And she's like, it's not doing anything.
And he's like, I'm going to run over your feet.
You're not, you're not going to have no feet
when I get done with you with this.
Didn't work.
He's not the smartest.
The mother is said to have told deputies
that she was able to make it back to the house
and lock Brennan out,
but that he was able to crawl in through a window.
Oh, boy.
So he crawled in.
She stayed in the court record that she took a chance
to run to the neighbors, but he ran her down
and attempted to wrap a blue and white rope around her legs.
She advised at this point that Brennan
wrapped the rope around the yellow lawnmower
and pulled her across the yard about 50 to 75 feet.
That's not that.
I'm going to tie you to the mower, mom.
I'm going to drag her around really slowly
to the point where she's just like,
I ain't got a branch in my hair.
The mother told, I mean, if this old lady
just walked away with bruises,
that thing's not moving very fast.
You know what I mean?
It's just pulling her around.
I can't believe it didn't like stop the mower.
Like, you know, at a certain point,
a certain amount of weight would make it
so that mower wouldn't move.
She must have been a frail little lady.
The mother told Debbie it is according to the avidavid
that despite Brennan having taken her cell phone away,
that she was able to push the ADT key fob
to call for help before he took the keychain
and threw it into the field.
That's wild.
So again, she knew the ADT key thing.
I wouldn't even know that existed.
What a smart cookie.
So apparently that blow to the head didn't make her even.
She still thought to push the ADT fob thing.
She described to the deputies
that Brennan had told her he was going to take her
entire to the bed and that she was trying to,
this could have got weird all of a sudden.
And then she was trying,
we had enough incest today, I think.
So let's hope it doesn't go there.
She was trying to yell for help from neighbors
and even the mailman as she sat on the ground.
That's when Brennan put his hands over his mouth
and was smothering over her mouth.
This is a terribly written article for the record.
That's when Brennan put his hands over her mouth
and was smothering her so she wouldn't be her.
The avidavid details that the mother told authorities
these issues have gotten worse
and Brennan has become more violent than usual.
Then usual, what was he doing before?
He used to never tie me to the mower.
He only run over my feet.
After my feet would get run over,
he'd just go back inside.
Brennan is transported to and booked
at the Morton County Jail is bond
to set to $20,000.
My oh my.
Maybe Brennan should move out of the house.
Yeah, how about you get your own place there, pal?
If your mom's bothering you
while you're cleaning up around, you know?
She could just hire a landscaper.
I moved across the country so I wouldn't hit my mom
with a shower.
I mean, some of us,
that's what she got to do.
What do we have next year?
Oh boy, the stack.
Digging through it, next up,
oh, tea bone comes in with a real doozy here.
This one is mixing up all kinds of things
that we just experienced, you know?
This is another United Kingdom.
The United Kingdom has provided us
with such glorious tales of all sorts of things.
And I've gotten some UK roaches out there
who have been very tickled by the fact
that we recover some British stories
and every now and then we get all,
we put all British voices on
and we deliver the new, I can't do it, I'm sorry.
Police in the United Kingdom
arrested a teenage girl whose mother said
she has autism after the child.
Now they're arresting a child.
This is what happened in England.
England sounded like Germany over here.
They arrested this child after she made remarks
that one of the officers
resembled a lesbian.
We have video.
Do we not?
I don't know if we have the video of it.
We have a couple pictures though.
Evidently there's video.
Somewhere in the world.
Let me see if I can find it.
We'll see if we can find it.
She's getting arrested.
A West Yorkshire police officer
told the child's mother.
She's autistic.
The mother replied,
I don't care said the officer.
Oof.
Autism and the autism spectrum disorder
can cause misunderstanding
from having to do it.
We know what autism is.
You and I, we have it.
And some capacity.
When the autistic girl proceeded to hit herself
in the head, the mother pleaded with the police
to maintain their distance.
She's in a cupboard.
She can't go anywhere.
I'd imagine that's just like in her own head.
A euphemism.
The mother saying for her being in her own head.
Explaining that her child was being triggered
into a mental health crisis by direct contact.
She explained that the child's Nana
is a lesbian and married to a woman.
Well, isn't that cool?
That her Nana is a lesbian.
Is it Nana or Nana?
Now, here's the thing.
My mother is a Nana or a Nana.
Which one is it?
It depends on Nana.
You say Nana?
Nana, if you're Italian, it's Nana.
See, I think I called my mom Nana
and my sister corrected me.
And she's like, it's Nana.
And I was like, that sounds so buffalo.
Nana, the flat eye.
And she goes,
Nana is the dog from Peter Pan.
Nana is a grandma.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
So every time I say it, I feel like I'm saying it wrong,
regardless.
That's an issue I have with my sister.
Go away, the mom said.
She's not homophobic.
Go away.
So every time they were accusing her
of being homophobic for calling
the officer a lesbian.
Which is so weird.
Because even if like that,
what a weird way to be homophobic
by being like, oh, you're a lesbian.
I feel like that makes the officer more homophobic
for being like, you're getting arrested for calling me that.
Right.
And also like, exactly.
It makes her seem crazy for that.
And also it's like,
you are, you're like, I don't care that she has autism.
You know what I mean?
So like, which part are we doing here?
I don't understand.
And this is like a law.
And homophobia is a law in the UK.
Like where it's like, if you are being homophobic,
they're going to arrest you and deem something homophobic.
That's kind of crazy.
I mean, I know it's a hate crime.
If it's like in a court of law or something,
there are things like that.
But if there's like,
there's something here about
being arrested for homophobia.
It's crazy.
I wonder what they're like,
the rules are that can we look up the law?
There's something wrong with you,
the mom told the officer,
West Yorkshire police had brought the girl home
after a relative of the girl contacted them
that she was intoxicated at a nearby shopping hub
authority said.
Upon returning to her to the address,
so I mean, how old is this girl,
where they're calling her a child,
but she's also intoxicated.
So that's all very hinky there.
Upon returning her to the address,
comments were made,
which resulted in the girl being arrested
on suspicion of homophobic public order offense.
That's what they call it.
The nature of the comments made
was fully captured on body-worn video police said.
We don't have this video, eh?
The complaint regarding the incident
was referred to their professional standards department.
Police said the girl was released after being
interviewed pending further guidance
from the local prosecution office.
West Yorkshire police takes its responsibilities
around the welfare of young people
taken into custody
and around the narrow diversity very seriously.
West Yorkshire police assistant chief
Constable Oz Khan said,
we also maintain that all officers and staff
should not have to face abuse
while working to keep our community safe.
We are fully reviewing the circumstances
of this incident
and asked that people avoid reaching any conclusions
about it solely on the basis of social media video.
The mother had a different take on the matter.
This is what police do when dealing
with autistic children her mother said.
My daughter said the police officer looked like
her nana who is a lesbian.
The officer obviously took it the wrong way
and said it was a homophobic comment.
It wasn't.
The officer then entered my home and assaulted me.
My daughter was having panic attacks
from being touched by them
and they still continue to manhandle her.
Is this the video?
I can't find the video.
I can just find this woman.
They must have gotten the video.
You look like a lesbian.
That's what they said.
That's what she said.
You're a lesbian.
Something like that.
Like my name?
She was your homophobic.
Do you think she is a lesbian?
Is that why she took a...
I mean, I think she maybe has a hair cut.
She's not too happy with it.
And then took it out on this girl who brought it up.
Could it have been like a moment of like
she felt like she was being thrust out of the closet?
Maybe she hasn't come to terms
or been publicly let her co-workers
and family and friends know that she's a lesbian yet.
And she probably was triggered by that perhaps.
And she goes, can you believe it?
Or she's talking to her partner afterwards?
Can you believe she called me a lesbian?
Me.
Is that crazy?
I love dicks.
No, no, no, no, no.
Give me all the dicks.
I love them.
She just looks like she's so mad at that one still.
Right.
I wonder if we could...
I wish we could hear the video,
but at the end of the day,
it doesn't really matter.
I don't need to hear an autistic girl call a woman a lesbian.
You know, I think I can picture it in my head pretty good.
Idiot woman.
Next up, we have a story from Lucas.
He sent this bad boy into Josh Potter show at gmail.com.
And this one, another sex story,
but involving animals.
And not the way that we typically have on the show.
No, no, no.
Thank God.
No, this doesn't involve a human having sex with an animal.
This is just animal on animal action.
A Florida aquarium is attributing the April death
of a popular manatee to high intensity sex
with his brother.
Come on.
Come on.
Can it just be regular?
Why is that more incest even in the manatee world?
Hugh, a manatee at the multi-marine laboratory in aquarium
in Sarasota, died in April at the age of 38.
The staff noted he became exhibiting a change in behavior
on the 29th.
The staff began monitoring closely.
He then became unresponsive and ultimately was determined
to have died.
Earlier this week, the Necropsy report of Hugh's last date
revealed that he died from a 4.5 centimeter rip
in his colon caused by a sexual encounter
with another male manatee, Buffett,
who was also his brother.
Why do they have to throw that in?
We don't need to know that.
It's not important to the story because they're a manatee.
We don't need to know that they were related.
We don't even really need to know why it died.
I mean, why it's a story?
We could just say, Hugh, the manatee you loved
at the aquarium, he's dead.
Sorry.
RIP.
We'll have a little service for him.
We don't need to know he had sex to die.
And we certainly don't need to know he was fucked
to death by his brother.
I mean, fucking come on, news.
A fecal sample collected from Hugh
after the encounter confirmed the presence of fresh blood
and the officials noted that the manatee's engage
in sexual behavior, continuing throughout the day.
Then around 5.15 pm, Buffett was seen penetrating Hugh.
When he swam away, witnesses noticed Hugh was at the bottom
of the pool and unresponsive.
Oh my god, you fucked your brother to death, Buffett.
I mean, get this manatee out of the aquarium.
He's a menace.
If you think about it, it's a good thing those guys went
on Jeremy Kyle.
This could have been their fate.
I mean, it could still be.
It could still be.
Where was Jeremy Kyle for these manatees?
Jeremy Kyle needed to get into this aquarium before,
if only Jeremy Kyle got down to that aquarium,
we could have prevented this because if you would have told Hugh
and Buffett that they were brothers,
they might not have fucked a death.
But here we are.
In a Facebook statement posted Tuesday,
please tell me the aquarium told all its patrons what happened.
The aquarium addressed Hugh's death saying that the manatees
engaged in natural yet increased mating behavior.
Is it natural for two brothers to fuck in the manatee culture?
Is that natural?
I mean, it's fine.
Don't get me wrong, but natural isn't.
That's not natural mating behavior.
They're not doing anything as you pointed out earlier.
No mating is going to be happening, right?
Amongst the brothers.
Are you still there?
Sorry, I was just trying to figure out if manatees
are normally incest or not.
A lot of things came up.
Well, animals, I don't know if animals care.
Necessary.
Which makes me wonder why we do something.
Oh no.
I can't say that.
I don't even know.
I couldn't even say it with a straight face.
I can't say it with a straight face.
It can't abide such idiocy any longer.
Although the aquarium said the April incident
with Buffett and Hugh was the first time such heightened
mating behavior was a witness between these two manatees,
it said that in previous years, the two annually exhibited
approximately two months of seasonal behavioral changes,
including but not limited to an increase in sexual behavior.
Imagine that's your job.
I got a monitor of these manatees fucking up, Hugh and Buffett,
doing their yearly fuck session.
The aquarium said that Hugh and Buffett were both
observed, initiating, and mutually seeking interactions
from each other.
I like how they really make sure that you're like,
Hugh was cool with it though.
Don't worry.
All right.
He wanted Buffett to fuck him like that.
It was consensual amongst the manatee brothers.
There were no obvious signs of discomfort or distress,
such as a listing, crunching, or active of what.
Did he ask the manatee if he was distressed?
A manatee can't say no because he can't speak.
You ever think of that aquarium?
The post also said the aquarium's animal care staff
used positive reinforcement tools such as high-value rewards
and enrichment that had previously been successful.
To what?
Get them to not fuck each other?
Nope.
Although the aquarium called itself a gold standard
for animal health and well-being in the post,
it also vowed to redouble our efforts to ensure our animal care operations
meter exceed existing and evolving policies,
recommendations and guidelines of the AZA, the MRP,
Animal Welfare Act, USF, WS, and USDA.
Which organization says don't let manatee brothers fuck each other?
Is there one out there?
Because I'm going to start one.
I'm going to go, no more manatee incess in our word.
Apparently, Mongoose is early incess too.
Good to know.
Keep your eyes peeled, folks, for some Mongoose stories down the road.
I can't believe how many gay brothers we had on the show today.
If you're a gay brother, let us know.
If there's any other gay brothers out there and you want to come on to the Josh Potter show,
I can get a put on a British accent and talk like Jeremy Kyle and say,
you all have brothers.
I think we get DNA tests.
Braaaah!
I'm talking like Scar now.
Braaaah!
I'm sex with me.
Could you be adding a scar at Mufasa?
No one knows really what happened at the top of that mountain.
That's just mind-king war.
What if it's Simba's whole path?
Yeah, I mean, what if that's the real story of scar at Mufasa?
They were getting a little too aggressive up on that mountain.
And Scar fucked Mufasa to death and then chucked his bodies into the yaks.
It sounds like something Walt would write.
That was the first draft.
Then they go, why don't we get rid of them?
Why don't we just have a murder Mufasa instead of fucking Ben murder?
If there's going to be incest, we got to bring manorities into this.
We should probably make it so Mufasa doesn't get fuck murdered.
How about just murder?
Alright, that sounds good Walt.
Better to go with that.
Better to fuck murder than the murder fuck.
That's true, I guess.
I suppose.
That's a real, I mean, we can deal with that topic another day.
Josh Pottershow at gmail.com is where you can send in your brother fucking stories.
Or you can send in a regular story of any sort.
Or you can send in an instrumental the way Griff Parker did again.
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Plenty of dates going to be added down the road.
We just added one September 23rd Portland Oregon coming there.
I added a Seattle day to that happening October 29th.
But Twix, the two you have skankfest September 29th through October 1st.
Pots down PA over at Soul Jules October 20th and 21st.
Then of course coming up in December.
Wohoya Comedy Store and side splitters in Tampa.
So make sure you're going over to check out if I'm coming near you.
And you can buy some tickets.
Other than that, patreon.com slash the Josh Pottershow twitch.tv slash Josh underscore potter.
If you want more of me in any capacity, go get those things there.
Otherwise, we will see you next Wednesday.
Right here on the Josh Pottershow.
Thank you, Kirsten.
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you, Milo.
Have a good rest of your week and we will see you next time.
Good night!