152 - That’s an Interesting Take w/ Kim Congdon - The Josh Potter Show

Oh boy, we're here, what? How are ye roaches? It is I, Josh Potter with you once again, and guess what? So many shows coming in the fall, we're getting the fall filled up, baby. Make sure you come on out to Portland September 23rd. It's at the Old Siren Theater up there. Then beyond that, we've got Skankfest September 29th through October 1st. Then we have Old Potstown, Pennsylvania, it's Soul Jules. That's happening October 20th and 21st. Come to that, please. If you're in the Philadelphia area around Western Pennsylvania, beyond that, San Francisco So Cobb's Comedy Club on October 26th, the 29th will be Seattle. I think this gentleman put me in here talking about getting high. Yeah, I hear my voice. I was like, what the hell is that? It scared me first. I was like, what the hell are y'all doing back then? It was in your head. It was in my head. But yes, by tickets to all those shows, please come on out in full roach force. Aside from that twitch.tv slash Josh underscore Potter, been streaming Madden again and Boyle Boy, people are turning up. So many viewers in the debut stream. I hope your eyes peeled for that. And to date, we have a wonderful guest that I'm so excited about. She has a brand new podcast on top of her already successful podcast, this bitch. It's Kim Congden. The new podcast, the Kim Congden takeover. Give her another one. Thank you. Wow. I'm so happy to be back, you know, every time I do your show, the people in the comments are so nice to me. Aren't they? They're really, really nice. You have like some of the best fans in the world. You know, they are the best and sometimes they're not so nice to people. And I have to, I have to realize in my head that that's because those people suck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I trust your fans' judgment more than other comedians. I learned that I have to as well. I said, you know what? My fans are telling me something and Boyle Boy. Are they right? They're correct. Yeah. Are they? Yes. A real wake up call. Oh shit. Coming from the fans. You know, everyone else in my life was saying the same thing. But, you know, the fans come out in full force. And then I say, oh, well, now I'm really, my eyes are really open. My one eye is, my one eye specifically. My eye is open. But tell us all about the new part. Um, yeah, it's the Kim Kongden takeover. Right now you can find it on YouTube and I'm trying to get it on Spotify and iTunes and Apple Play currently today. So we'll see. So by the time it comes out, it should be up there. How many episodes? It's all a bitch. I got one episode out. I've got three recorded. We've got Jorge Mazvidal on the first episode for all the UFC fans. Really fun episode. Do you see a new side to him? And then we've got Jordan Weisley from. What kind of side? A very fun friendly. Oh, okay. Is he not friendly? I don't know. He's friendly, but he's a fighter. And I feel like usually when he does podcasts, he's with other men and it's a different energy. And he was a little more gentle. Yeah, he talked about salsa dancing, you know, a lot of fun stuff that you wouldn't expect from fucking game bread to say, I was shocked because I've been such a big fan for such a long time. I was watching him when he was fighting. Was this the first time you got to, like, sit down with him? So first time I've ever spoken to him, first time eating him, I was so nervous. It was my first episode. You can tell I'm nervous. People are like, you're so flirty. I'm like, I am nervous. It didn't seem nervous. It didn't seem flirty. It didn't seem nervous. Well, I also think he's like the coolest guy in the world. Sure. So I feel like even if it was like, even if it was like, I can't even think of anyone else, I'd want to meet more for that, for like in the fighting realm. I thought you were going to be like, if it was some troll, I would have done the same thing. It was like I thought he was cool, but I was nervous, no scary. And then I have some fun episodes, Jordan Weisley, from The Challenge. I know, Jordan. Yeah. Yep. And then some really fucking huge guests. So big that I don't even know they'll show up. So I can't announce it. That's scary. So make sure you subscribe. So when it drops, you're first one to see it. Let's just say a couple of months ago, we had a few of those. Lo and behold. They didn't show up. Yeah. Can you say who they are now? Or do you want to not spoil the chances of them coming? One is, well, one that just kept kicking me down the old line was Santino. I'll point it out to him. Now, I mean, like he's not going to come. I just got, I stopped trying. It was one of those things where he's like, no, totally. What about two weeks? It was just like, dude, it's fine. Just say you don't want to. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I think I've messaged Santino before and been like, you're a fuck. Like after asking him like five times, I've just been like, you. He's a busy guy. He has busy. He's a busy guy. I'm not a busy guy. And I'm busy. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I know. I feel the exact same way. I'm like, when people like the, you know, the Santino's, the Bobby Lee's, the Rogans, the Cigarettes, all those guys when they're busy, I'm like, I can't imagine because I quite literally don't have a day off ever. Oh my god. I work seven days a week easily. I mean, I'm not going to say that about myself, but at the same time, I do have my time roped off pretty, pretty often. And it's, and when I do hear about their schedules, these more highly successful people, I go, I don't know if I have it in me. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because that's a lot. Yeah. And then they got like, you know, wives and shit on top of it. I'm like, boy, oh, boy, I'm over here like single, got all the time in the world conceivably. But I'm like, there isn't a football's coming up. So that's roped off. That's a good point. You know, I'm speaking of the person. Oh, sorry. No, no, no, please. We're going to say the person I'm that I said I was having on, I'm like the chances are, you know, when someone and when you're like, are you going to say it now that I said what? I don't know if I can. It's a Whitney. No, it's not with me. It's big. It's big. Oh, okay. It's like, let's say like in, in what he does, he is, is it a comic? It's not a comic. It's a rapper. Oh, I think I know. Yeah, you definitely know. Okay. And it's huge. That is huge. Yeah. I mean, that's, and I won't even, I don't even want you to say it. It's so big. It's funny that you said Whitney. It is. It's way bigger than what. Sorry. No offense with me. Yeah. You're pretty huge. Yeah. I love you. Thank you for hiring me for your roast. It's only slightly bigger than Whitney. Yeah. Yeah. I'll say that. Yeah. Oh, but probably way bigger. Yeah. It's huge. So I'm like, please. But anyways, we're just saying. Sound off in the comments and make your guesses. Oh, yeah. I won't confirm or deny, but we'd love to hear what you think. But yes, no, I mean, you had an athlete, perhaps a rapper coming on. You're going to be expanding your outside of comics. I do want to be outside of comics. I also like the podcast is like, you know, the whole point of the takeover is like, I want to sort of take over podcasting in all of the industries. Like I started with a fighter. I'm going to do a rapper. I'll have some comedian, some actors. I want some people from viral videos. You're going to need a whore. Yeah. I need a whore. A little whore. That's like a podcast link. What's the most famous porn star girl? Who? I would say a lot of roads is probably the most followed, but she's, you know, since retired, I would say Adriana Chechic is up there, obviously, but she met her. She wants to be more mainstream now. So she would love probably to do your show. I will should ask her. So I'll get the good porn stars. What else? Some F1 racers maybe? Uh huh. I don't know many of them. Me neither. And I don't know what are they going to talk about? F1 racing. I mean, I'd love to have one. I would be like, tell me the tales of where your penis has been because good, galley, the just level of women that they probably are just so bored with already, you know? It is so funny, because like, I feel like with the range of, no, with the range, I just have ADD. With the range of people coming on my podcast, people are like, oh, it's like a educational interview about what these people are doing. But I'm like, no, I just want to know like when Jorge was on, I was like, like, who's the gayest fighter? Like, what's like the gayest thing you've seen? Like what's embarrassing? You know what I mean? Like, I was like, just Trump, like, you are cool, we'll be coming to the world. Like, just, I want to know shit that nobody else asked. I don't need to know how you started fighting, you know, I did ask that, but like everybody asked that. Well, the nerves. Yeah, that was to get it, to get in. So I could be like, who smells the worst? I always wanted to have a podcast where I interview notorious penises, but I don't know how that would work out. You know what I mean? Like, I want to interview Pete Davidson's penis, not Pete Davidson, just his penis and just be like the places you've gone, but you could only have so many podcasts episodes of that. How many famous dicks are there? Yeah, but you can go. There's Pete. I mean, there's Ray J's. Ray? I mean, I didn't even think of Ray J. I mean, just any of those podcasts, any of those F1 guys, I'm telling you, they're just fucking, I mean, it's like run of the mill to them this one to like, there's another supermodel. Oh, boy. And then they like, I couldn't imagine being like, it's that kind of thing where they like, do I try guys now because I've every, you know what I'm saying? I'm fully convinced that's how bisexual men become bisexual. The ones that are bored. They just have so much. And then they're like, I'll, I get no, what else is there? My thoughts on that are not become bisexual. I'm going to get canceled for that. Well, you're not, I'm not, I was saying, I think some people become my theory on it. My theory on it is either a bisexual guy is gay and not courageous enough to just, you know, step over the thing, you know, step over the line and just be gay. And so he'll be like, I can tolerate some party once in a while. There's that guy. A tolerate. Yeah. That's what he's doing. Feels like they all just tolerate. I guess I can just, I'll throw in a couple of things here and there. Sure. I like it. No, I like it. But they don't. No, I kind of feel the opposite. I feel like if they're brave enough to even go by, they're just, I have a joke. I'm like, I won't date a bi guy because it's gay. Like it's just, it's gay. Like once they're there, it's gay. Well, you're ungain your gay because the other, to the other side of it, I do think there is a faction of men who get so bored with all the pussy that just reigns upon them. That they're like, hey, I'm like David Bowie, you know, these types, yeah, where they're like, I think he's truly by. I think I'll throw in a dude now because like, I'm just, I need a little variety. I mean, so bored. Yes, exactly. Yeah. I get that. I don't get that. I'd like to someday. But it's like, boy, I'd like that bored. It's like when you're a kid and a teenager and a young adult, you eat the same sandwich. And then when you turn like 31, 32, you're like, this needs a crunch. You add like a lettuce just for a different feeling of the same sandwich. And now your worlds are open to the whole new thing. Now you can't, now you, now everyone's all I do without to remember the good old days and once with now you're trying all kinds of different lettuce. Yeah. Suddenly the bread's not called bread anymore. Yeah. Yeah, no, I would, uh, I would really like to get so bored with pussy that I go, hmm, do I want a dabble? That'd be nice to even get to that level, like so much pussy that, you know, right now. I'm finding it quite fun, you know, that's the level I get it. So it's still a treat for me. Still a little treat, see? Today's Josh Potter show is brought to us by the game time app, which I love so much. It's gotten me into sporting events so many times last minute for cheaper than I think I would have found it. If I were to be scrounging outside the old arena, uh, you know, talking to some shady characters, stop setting your alarms for 2 a.m. So that you can wake up and maybe score some tickets to that big concert. Yeah, they do concerts. 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I think odd track numbers might have put that one together. Wow. I don't even remember which one I sent you there, but that's got a new sound, all new buttons. I've touched them. This is good for braille too, because I'm like, ooh, I can feel the button. Thread down. Thread from the top is the sports. That's how you watch Chibi. Oh, it's going to get bad. No, stop. Anyhow, so you went to school with Aaron Hernandez? Yeah, I did. In Florida. Yeah. Are you a gator? I am. Are you really? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. You were there like. How do you see twins, Jeff Dems? How do you see twins be gay? Really? Well, that was the big meme about them, because they like kissed each other on the mouth during the draft. They just love each other. And then someone tweeted how do you see twins be gay? You know, there is like a percentage of like twins that are like, there's a thing I read one time on Reddit that twins, like, fuck each other. Ooh. Yeah, that like, it's more common than you think that twins are sexually attracted to each other. Every couple of weeks ago where there was twins who were fucking each other, they were fraternal twins. And then they went on a show called, uh, what was it, the Kelly, what the, do you want, any idea? Ryan. Ryan Kelly. Ryan Kelly show. Ryan Kelly show. All right. There's brothers. Oh, okay. That makes more sense. They were just brothers. It's kind of worse if your brothers and not twins. Yeah, I guess that's true. In a weird way. Yeah, they're twins. You're like, I just want to fuck myself kind of, although if, I think for me, I would be like, no, I get, I get what all the girls are saying. If you're identical twins, it's less weird than if you're fraternal twins. I will say that. That's the same. Yes. I agree. Because you're fucking, you're literally fucking yourself. Right. If you're an identical twin, you're, you were an egg that split up, you as a person split into two and then grew up and survived. And that's kind of my point. That's fucking sick. We would, I mean, I feel like with all the things going on in the world, Asian hate, racism, homophobia, we should have, we should have all banded together and went against the identical twins. That's the thing that we should focus on. I feel like this isn't your first twin rant. You're very like suspicious of the twins. It's weird. An egg shouldn't be able to split and grow. See I think if I had an egg that split and grew and it was me, it was two of me, we would be like, you know, when you, when you have magnets that you turn the other way, they kept pushing each other. We would not be attracted to each other because we were so self-loathing. I'm like, I hate me. Now there's two of me. Now I definitely hate you. We wouldn't ever talk. Yeah. We don't fuck. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But twins be fucking. Twins probably, I mean, hey, there's definitely been some porn that I've seen where the twins be fucking. What? That? You know, you're, it's just not a curiosity. You go like, you see a twins. Is it real twins? They sure as hell look like twins. Uhhh. You know, I don't know if it's legal. It's fucked up. You don't like the, you think they're doing magic to each other? We mean. They're like with each other where they like, they're like, No, I just think you're fucking your twin. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think there's magic going on. I just think you're fucking your twin. It's all sick. It's like there's so many other things to do than this. Well, here's the, here's your twin. Sure. I guess. That's a good point. You know? Um, the brothers that we had though, do, does this, think about this. So they were fucking each other. Then they found out they were brothers. They had already been fucking for a pretty significant amount of time. Yeah. I mean, you can't go back at that point. You don't go back? But I'll tell you something. I won't judge you for going back, but I will judge you for not being bothered enough to stop. What if they go back because now it's hotter? Well, that's sick. Yeah, exactly. That's worse though. But I guess like, whatever, I truly, I say all these things, I truly do not give a fuck what people do. I don't care. As long as you're not like messing with kids or animals. Well, speaking of a guy who was, he was a messing with kids, but he, you know, Aaron Hernandez, we all know what happened to him then, right? He was a double murderer after he was drafted in the NFL and he was never very nice in school either. Well, I think he shoved me once. Speaking of a guy who was closeted, yeah, he definitely didn't like women. Yeah, he definitely didn't like, and he's shown it in a lot of ways. He shoved you in the hallway. He shoved me at a bar I worked out one time. Oh my God. Like hard like this. No, just kind of like, like, like, put his shoulder in it. Like walks through me, like, I didn't exist. You probably fucked a dude. He wanted to fuck. Yeah. He was trying to get to the guy behind me. Um, fuck Jerry. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, he, I mean, that was, you caught the light end of what he did to some other women. Let's just put it that way. I, and I said something to him. I became nothing. Yeah. Oh my God. I said, don't fucking push me. I can't believe you're alive. Look at me. Kim Kongden went against Aaron Hernandez and I'll do it again. Oh my God. I am so happy that you survived to tell us. Yeah. And then, yeah. Well, Aaron Hernandez, his brother. And by the way, there was a documentary that just came out about the Florida Gators, like through that period. Don't watch it. All it does is suck off Urban Meyer and Tim T-Boat. Tim T-Boat's on there like, I just gave all my, like, he's whispering. It's so fucking, and like, this is a team that had more arrests on it than any college team in the history of time. Yeah. Both, like, during and after, you know, they were all, after they all left college. When I was going to school there, they called the Gators the Dirty 30. Yeah. They were fucking, I mean, there were so many things that they left out, let alone the arrests. And they let out, they let out, left out all the arrests. Jack McCarthy over at Barstool did a whole, like, 20 minute video on YouTube, like, going over everything that they left out. Just the worst documentary ever made, like, such a fluff piece that just slabs Urban Meyer's knob, and that guy is a scumbag, and they didn't even talk. They just were like, they tried to make you feel bad for Urban Meyer. It's a terrible documentary. But I thought it was appropriate because, you know, they, they barely reference Aaron Hernandez in it, let alone his murders and everything. He was hot. Well, that's what I was going to ask you. He seems like a guy you'd be might maybe into. Yep. Yeah. Physically, yeah. Right. But that's it. Brother here. Oh, oh, and do we have this video? I know this is from a week or two ago, but I mean, he's the brother. Let's find out. There's dramatic video captured the brother of late football star and convicted murderer Aaron Hernandez shouting at Connecticut cops to shoot him as they arrested him for allegedly plotting to shoot up to college camps. Whoa. My Lord. Is he also gay and quelling it so hard that he has to rage out. In terms of murder. I don't know. Three officers are seen surrounding Dennis DJ Hernandez. What's with these letters? Because they called Aaron AJ too, didn't they? Oh, yes. So I looked at you. I don't know. But I thought I remember that DJ Hernandez, who is wearing a yellow hat, black Nike sweatshirt, black pants, outside his Bristol home on July 19th. Shoot me. Shoot me. He shouts. Ignores commands to get down on your knees and get on the ground. The footage was posted on Fox 61. One cop then approaches him from behind and fires a stun gun, which knocks the suspect down. I need your help. Hernandez has heard saying one of the officers replies, that's what they're trying to do. Bristol police spokesman Jeffrey Lund said the raid took place at 1.43 a.m. or 1.43 p.m. Excuse me. When the sun is up. Wow. So the body can indicate that it occurred around 8.35 a.m. according to a Connecticut insider. So this is like the daytime, a little early, a little early to shoot up school. Yeah. I mean, I guess that's when I, you know, I guess if you're trying to be successful. That's crazy. People are at the school. That's a, that's a crazy thing for him to be doing. Is he just like, I got to get out of my brother's shadow. I'm so sick of living in my brother's shadow. He's acting on a, on a trip called Hernandez on the phone earlier and told him to surrender. But he told them they had better be ready because he was prepared to fight. I don't know. That's not something you want to tell the cops before they come. They're going to show up with more ammo than, yeah, you got to tell them that you're cool. So they come up a little, yeah, you want them to shore it up a little bit. Just a patrol car. Yeah. A couple dudes. Hey, I'm just getting groceries out here. That's a crazy. The arrest Hernandez fourth this year for the record came after police received reports that he was planning a text on Brown University and the University of Connecticut. So he's trying to go in there. He's like, I didn't even go to college yet. What happened to these boys when they were younger? I think they were definitely abused. I think they were sexually abused. I think that might have been the whole thing. The whole thing is giving sexual abuse. The whole thing from the beginning. Also I do. Oh, I don't even know if I should get into this. Say it, sister. I don't know if this is okay. How do I say this in the most non-excited? I do. I believe a lot of the times when people are sexually abused, it does seem like it makes them a little gay. It makes them a little gay. Yeah. Well, I think that I think that's an interesting thing. I do believe that people are, I've said, I already said this on this pod once. I 100% believe people are born gay. Sure. I believe some people turn gay. And I think that sometimes sexual abuse can really bring it out of you. Do you think it's something in your head? Do you think it's something in your head? I think it maybe shoves them out of the closet. Maybe they've been gay the whole time, but maybe it makes it easier to come out. I like how you grab the microphone. Not child molester is doing good for the world. Just kidding. But you know what I mean. Does that make sense? I like how you grabbed onto the microphone and really were like, I was giving a presidential speech at that. Zero in here. It makes sense without sounding like an idiot. I haven't the research to back that up. I do think that it could like, it could unlock a pro, pro liquidity inside of your brain if that's the correct word that maybe like, because I know plenty of women who have dealt with sexual abuse. Obviously. Can we see if there's a connection with homosexuality and sexual trauma? And in this case, I'm saying with women though, they tend to like, you know, certain things that when you have actual sex, they're like, you know, so I've had a woman, she was like, smack me in the face. I'm like, I will not do that. I'm afraid you're going to have to find that someplace else. I'm not going to be hitting anybody. I didn't come here to hit today. Also, like, I don't need the, the inverse of that, like say I follow through with it and I hit this woman, like she asked for. And then she was like, psh, that was a very hard and then I, now I'm, now I'm a little bitch. Oh yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's a fine line. She can't get wet anymore because like I hit her softly. You can't hit her too soft or too hard. Right. You have to know the perfect hit and you only have one shot. Either I'm Trevor Bauer and break her orbital bone or I'm fucking some cuck who she can't, she, her pussy's dry every time she looks at me. Can I, can I give your listeners a little advice on slapping women in the face? Please. I think you should never take your hand more than four inches away from the face if you're slapped. I think that's weird because here's the thing. Wow. You thought that was four inches? Different. He went like this when I said four inches. That's what, that's what he's wearing. That's like a foot and a half. That's like 72 inches. Okay. Right here. Look. Right here. Depending on, that's not four inches either. Right here. This, this is like four inches. Don't do it. No. It's perfect. Look. Okay. But see. And you gotta, and you gotta, and you don't just smack it once. You give it a little like, I feel like the follow through is where you get, get into a thicker woods there. You know what I mean? The follow through? The follow through because like, you know, Jorge Mazvidal, let's just say, can his four inches slap is going to be a lot different than mine. Right. I don't break my neck. I had a girl one time where I just kind of was like, and I did a little, and she was like, what are you doing? No. You're pussy. Don't get slapped by a fighter. I wouldn't do that. I just mean like, you know, anybody, but it's fucking, you stay close to the face. You don't wind back for a sexual slap. There's no winding. There's no winding. You keep it close to the face. You keep it shoulder distance or closer, I'd say. It's all followed. And even that's a little long, and it's, and it's not much follow through. I think there's a little. Do you ask for this? No. That did. That was convincing. I don't ask for. But I don't, I mean, I, I would have to be asked for what I don't say no, um, not really wild. So some, so some guys out there are just on a lark. I've got smacked in the face by two guys that you had told before I know, but in those, and this is, this is worse than the molester thing for me. I love this. I take back the gay thing. Don't cancel me. I'm a nice girl. I don't, I don't think anybody's gonna care. Okay. They didn't care last time you brought that up, which is funny that it's the second kind of the same time. I said twice. Not really, but like, how? Did I bring up the twin thing last time too? Not last time. There has been. But the time before. She comes here to make her twin rants known. I hate twins. I do have a weird thing against twins. They fuck me. I met triplets the other day, and I was like, you three should be euthanized. So you were, that's, that's, that's disgusting. Three. Sorry to the mercy twins. The mercy. The mercy triplets? The mercy triplets? Yeah. No, yeah. They are. They're nice guys. They're really funny. They play poker with me. Two out of three of them. How do you know? How do I know what? Which one was playing them? I didn't say anything. I refuse to say any of their names. What's up? Or get to know them personally. I just guess and run away. So you've avoided the other topic, though. What? You were gonna say like. I don't remember. We were talking about. You were gonna say the premise of the slap. You're like, it was kind of assumed. It was kind of assumed. Yeah. It was kind of like it made sense in the moment. It was get slapped in the face sex. And those two particular guys were very, as what I would describe, is sexually self-aware. They know when the right time to slap is. If they, if they smack and ask, they connect every time. They're these guys. Well, it asks this one thing. A face that seems to me. I don't know that I'd have the balls to just assume. But maybe that's why I am where I am. Depends what kind of little slut you're working with. That's, I guess. That's a good point. That is a good point. Okay. Next subject. So we're in her net as brothers of psychopath. We have this video. Awkward. Get on the ground for me, okay? Go less lethal, less lethal. That's lethal. Is this still in Gainesville? No, this is in Connecticut. Oh, been there, Paris. That's me when I get a cramp in the middle of the night in my calf. That's exactly what it looks like. It's funny because he's like, shoot me, shoot me. And then he gets that and he's like, ow, ow. You didn't realize it would hurt. Help me. How come every cop is out of shape? It makes no fucking sense. I've never seen a cop that looks healthy like he could chase me well. Instead of a cab, you're like, all cops are fat. A cab. Dude, I should, I want to get that shirt. A cab. All cops are fat. Should we collab on an a cab shirt? I'm going to avoid any cop shirts to be honest with you. Why? My career is in a downward spiral already. I don't need to add to it. Oh, what do you think the police are listening to podcasts? I think so. Mine. I don't know. Sound off in the comments if you want the a cab shirt. Anyhow. With a fat little piggy in it in a police uniform. It's so funny because I guarantee you when you see a cop he'll be fat and he'll read it. Do you want to get harassed when you get pulled over? Pick up the new a cab shirt from Kim and Josh. The Kim and Josh collection. It's just a fence of twins triplets should be euthanized is the other one. That one I'll get on board with. So that guy, you know, I didn't, we didn't get a good look at him. It doesn't, I don't know if he can, if he resembles his brother. Look how gay he fell. No one's falling in a cool way when you get tays. Because your muscles are. If I was dating him, that would give me the. That would give me the. Yeah, I'd be like the way he fell when he was tays. Not for me, really. Well, it's interesting you bring up the Ick because I was going to ask you this next video. If you would get the Ick from this person, they break a world record. Now that's hot. Okay. Yeah. Now that's hot breaking a world record. But for what? Let's find out. Let's see. Let's watch this guy. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh shit. I do like fanning in the guy. He's just getting sucked off. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where is this? Like an elementary school gym. This is at the Rubik's Cube World Championships. No way. This is a sweet moment. For those just listening at home, not watching this man broke the world record for assembling a Rubik's cube. I believe it was three-point, six seconds or something like that. As a, as a cue, as a ruby myself, a few stir as a cube stir myself. Yeah. You were a roobster. Yeah. I can solve a Rubik's cube not in three seconds, but in like two minutes. Really? Yeah. You should go in there. I wish we had one. I would solve it during this podcast if you had one. I remember I was on all like, I guess it would have been like month eight. And my mom just goes, why don't you just take the stickers off? And I was like, that's ridiculous. That's actually how I solved my first Rubik's cube when I was eight. It made me so depressed. I was like, that's not how you do it. I like how mad at my mom. She really like tore the mask off. It wasn't a superhero to me anymore, you know, but I like the way she thinks. And I was like, I don't, I mean, so this guy though, I hope he got his dick sucked to the moon. Frankly. I don't think he did. I hate to break it. If you're out there and you, I don't even know this guy's name. I wish I did. Does it say his name in that? In those words? Or does it just say this guy should get his dick sucked a thousand? What's a, what's a word like slut that starts with R? Roo, uh, real, uh, well, not a rubble. What was I going to say? A Rubik's ratchet. A ratchet Rubik's lady. Max Park. A club. A cube cunt. Find Max Park in slob on his rubes because God damn. He deserves it. He deserves all the puts. Like, no, I don't know if he does. Why? I just don't. He's the best in the world at something. Yeah. That's true. Some girls flicking are being that they're like the dexterity in those fingers. Yeah. That's true. If he can figure out the Rubik's cube that fast, he can find a G spot. Yeah, exactly. He's finding the clip. Yeah. He's finding the clip. He finds it. You're coming up buckets. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. Sweet beep, beep, beep. He's like, and they're like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. You're squirtin' before you even know he's in. Max Park's the man. I gotta admit it. Yeah. Do you think he'd slot me in the face? I bet, I bet Max Park's a freak. I bet he's not. I have a feeling he's very sweet and bed. He looks like he pushes your hair out of your way of your forehead. That's nice. Now you're talkin' my language. That's what I do. I'm not a slapper. I'm a... Let me move that piece of hair from your forehead. You know, I really range. Yeah. You're a switcher as they say. I'm a switcher. Yeah. Now, there's another kid that we have, uh, write a video of. Three by three by three. This guy does something impressive, too, doesn't he? What does he do? Is it a chart? This is like a baby, right? Yeah, why'd you say guy in it? It's... It's guy. Baby yeah! Oh, this is cool. Okay, pause this. I don't know if this is going to get us ripped off the internet. It very well might because it's got music in the background. I'll see you. But so before I play it, because if someone called that out last week, when YouTube is a cunt to us, we have to take it out and someone's like, there was a jump cut there. What did they say? I didn't say anything. It was a fucking video that we had to cut out. People do that for me, too. That's what. And they think I'm hiding something. Yeah, I'm not hiding anything. I'll tell you everything. We're to listen to the conversation we just had for the last fucking 34 minutes. Guy, people are wonderful. But so there's a little kid here, and he can barely speak, but he can identify every NFL, like, like this one, if I were to, you know, if I had it. Wait, that's not the right one, I don't... Like, he would know this one, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. You know what I mean? That's not sports. I would know it. I was trying to find the acapella one here. I sent you the wrong one, didn't I? He would know. He'd be like, this is... He'd be like... Monday night football on ABC. So that's what we're watching here. If it gets deleted... Sorry. Someone should make a rap song to the NFL theme song. I did, basically. Go ahead. Play this. He's cute. Okay. Let's do this one. I'm sitting at football. Yeah. Failed. Ain't that feel fun? How does he know this? I'm sitting. Monday night. Monday night football, didn't I? That's Monday night football. I didn't realize they had different sounds. Oh yeah. That's a nice one. Who this one is tough? Ain't that feel network? That was tough. That's premium cable Prime video he knows he knows the one for the new Thursday night football. I don't even know that one That's baseball he even knew baseball they threw him for they tried to trick him there with that bullshit. Oh wow He's so cute in the new baseball. I think that's great. Some day he's gonna get laid to some day down the road What? Leave him alone. Don't touch him. Leave him alone. Now can we touch him? We have a bit of a thing as we continue to sports because football is coming in baseball is about to be an afterthought But I thought we'd get a baseball clip in here And this is kind of reminiscent of the Tom Brennan clip Well, not the Tom Brennan clip that you all know where he apologized, but more like his father's where we played the Well, this is the long-ass Marty time. So this is good actually. Let's play this for a second. Oh That's not it That if you remember that episode this kind of remember is reminiscent of that. Let's play when you get on flights You start looking at the people that come on and you see a lot of kids and you figure okay You know a lot of kids on this flight. I feel pretty safe. Have you heard me say this? We're gonna have an easy flight Is this why you're playing it? I also look at the people what happened when if you're all a sudden you start seeing a lot of people and you might be the youngest guy by like 20 years And you're like, oh, this might be Hopefully it's not the time. It's the long life you never know That man's my soul mate Jeff Nelson. I do that too. I look okay. Well, I thought my therapist said it was my OCD I think everybody subconsciously just goes like because I used to do that when I was fearful of flying Now I just Take copious amounts of drugs to just go if it goes down fine. I hope I go down with it. It's like you will Josh Can't wait. Yeah, no getting out of it. Please go down. You know that kind of thing. That's how high I get but um No, I think everybody has that moment of like well look at all the babies on here. It couldn't possibly go down and then you're like I don't know. That's how I feel. I look I will up first of all I tap the plane twice before I get on it You tap the plane on the outside as you're getting on you too. Yeah, I tap it twice right by Brett by where your hand would be that's OCD So I tap it twice two times only three times is not good like you're in like you play for Notre Dame And you're about to go on the field. Yeah, I go up the plane. Yeah, I go like this and then you know what I saw on a red thread one time that a flight attendant said that like 25% of the plane does that they tap it twice. Yeah, and we got two people in here Yeah, that's why so so this is my whole thing. If I saw someone tap it, I go don't touch it You're gonna break I tap it twice and then I have to Look at everyone in the eye. It's not even necessarily if there's babies because like God kills babies all the time But it does make me feel better when there are children because I'm like oh what are the chances and I have to look Everyone in the eye and there has to be like at least one other person on the plane besides me That doesn't seem like an NPC in like really looks like they genuinely need to get somewhere Do you think that's what that woman thought will about that? Yeah, I think she thought she was the only one She had to wake up and use all her fucking Mother fucker. It's not real. What she's saying here's an NPC. I think she was drunk. It was pinky-dally aspect there like ice cream so good Ice cream so good. Mm-hmm. Thank you for the roses. Thank you for the roses Should we do that live? Those people are making a thousand dollars a day. I need a thousand dollars So That's so good ice cream so good. Thank you for the roses Pink it out. Yeah, slap me in the face. Slap me in the face. Slap me in the face. You slap yourself. Oh my lord There was a guy doing that too that someone was like society has crumbled because there was a guy like ooh glizzies Oh, yeah, and I was like I'm yeah, I get what he's You're like I'm like, that's not hot dogs pal that they're hoping that they look like Yeah, buddy's making a thousand would you get stuck on some glizz-oh how many thousands a day do you need to suck on fake glissies? No wait no no no no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no let's talk about this how many thousands Per live you have to stay on the live for an hour How many thousands do you need to genuinely and like I'm talking like like, YMH is watching. Like, this is on your feet where your friends who respect you are watching. Okay. Okay. And how many would it take for you to be good? Thank you for the glizzies, and genuinely make a gagging sound of viciously at the phone for over an hour. Kim, for five grand right now, I wouldn't even need them to be labeled as glizzies. I would be like, thank you for the penis. Thank you for the penis. And do that for how many out, one out? Would you take fake loads to the face? You have a person squirts you? Come so good. Come so good. Come so good. Look her up. You could make 5,000 an hour doing that. An hour? Yeah. Oh, my Lord, give me two hours, and then I'll just be like, I'm retired. I did shoulder hair porn. You did? As like a bit. A bit. In quotations. I made it worth a bit. I made 15 grand, doing a bit. Yeah, I did. Made 15 grand. You know how much I lost? Because I got so old. You're dignity? Because, well, that's, you know how much though that I lost? Because I was, it was sucking my soul because it was COVID times. There was no standup. I'm like, now I'm just doing this. And I could not do it anymore. And I said no to the rest of them. $20,000. I'm top of the 15. You made, oh, you would have made one. I could have made. What were you doing? I was like, I had my shirt off, and people would be like, it's my dad's birthday or something, can you do some hot shoulder hair porn form? Can I ask you? Hello, Larry, or whatever. And I would say things like that. I'd be like, oh, take a good look. Screen-grab it for your girl. So you can watch it and come when you're with her. You know, stuff like that. You know, the huge. I remember one time I tried to convince you to do something gay like that. Was that the reason? Do I come up here all the time and convince you to do gay things? No, no, you said I should just blatantly get in only fans like jerk off for dudes. Oh, yeah. This was more like a wink and a nod. Everyone knew the bit. Yeah. At least I hope so. There could have been a couple of that got in there that were like genuinely masturbating to it. Which I'd say, please hit me up again. I'll make more. I've had guys hit me up and be like, can you make fun of my dick pic? And I'll send you $300. That's, see, I remember that. And I've done that. What was the one you were talking about where you got $600? Or no, it was $6,000. $6,000? Oh, yeah, the guy that jerked off for $60,000. You had to just watch him jerk off for $60,000? I did laugh at him the whole time, which made it a lot easier. Oh, I would have been Cacklin. Oh, sweetie, I laughed all the way to the bank. Yeah, I would have been Cacklin to the high heaven. So it's funny because it's like, there was a, you know, there's periods of time, you know, things are ebbs and flows and like, you know, in terms of this type of career. So like, there are times when you have money where you're like, like with the cameo thing, I'm like, I can't do it anymore, my dignity. Yeah. And then like, you get, you reach a little bit of a valley and you're like, my dignity's not that important. You're suddenly wearing tank tops again. Yeah, I've got basket ball jerseys on them like, hey, hit that cameo link, folks. Oh, yeah, I've definitely, yeah, I sell my thirst traps on my Patreon. This is the whole thing with that for me. I don't know if I've talked about this with you before, but people were messaging me for years. Like I wasn't posting anything crazy on my social media. I would say like, if I wasn't a comedian, I'd be like the average girl's Instagram, a bathing suit pick every now and then cute pictures when I go out of what I'm dressed in. Like it was like that mixed with comedy, but the amount of messages I was getting of people being like, just came to you so hard. Like it was like, at least three a day. For years. It doesn't take much for us, some of us fellows, you know? So then I was sick of it. And then I just archived all those pictures and now they're going on a Patreon. So you're sick of the fact that they were getting a nut for free. Yeah, I don't nut for free on my behalf. You know what I mean? It's not cost. Hey, I get that. I can understand like, you know what I mean? New shirt. This nut cost. This nut cost. Kim and Josh collection. This nut cost. This nut cost something. And then the Venmo. For me. No, you should have a woman wrote to me, by the way. And I have had not maybe like two or something, but if they were like, I just came to this picture of you, I would be like, oh, thank you. Do you want money for me? Yeah, it feels a little different. Yeah, it's different because it's hard for women to come. So that is nice. Well, we have to get to some news stories before everyone in the internet loses their fucking mind. But there is one more sports story video I want to see. I feel like you relate with this lady. Maybe you've been this lady. Uh-oh. Let's see. So here is a woman. Oh, look at the velocity on that woman. I like that she's still on the phone. She's ordering food. That's what I'm saying. She's like, hello, yeah, uh-huh. Peace. I mean, that woman. She's like pushes her. She's like, get out my face. Anyways, anyways, it's V for Victor. I for. Doesn't it look like it's like Photoshop that this woman extra flies extra far, but Jesus. I'm such an idiot. I didn't realize that they were out of game. And I was like, they're matching. They're matching. Well, they are of the same team. And there's a guy with a Nolan right, a big old man with a Nolan Ryan Jersey in front of him. And she really flings her. They should have drafted her out of that. I know. She had a better stiff arm than Derek Henry for Christake. Now, what do you think in terms of why this happened? Have you gotten into a thing like that? Not since I was in like college. OK. Back in the gator. Back in the gator days. To be honest, yeah, I would, I've gotten into a couple of things. I got punched in the face by actually a very famous sports coach, basketball coach. His daughter punched me in the face. Oh, I thought you were going to say he did it. I was like, no, no, no, no. He built the day. His name is rhymes with rock mivers. His daughter punched me in the face. Isn't he like dating one of his daughters from? I could see that. I don't know. I don't want to throw that on yet. They're old dogs. Allegedly. Rock. Allegedly. Rock, sorry. No, no, they'll all know. Well, let's get into some news things. We have a bit of seamen terrorism. Oh, have we talked about seamen terrorism? The worst form. It is the worst form. I'm trying to raise awareness to it, you know? Seemen terrorism is one of the funniest things I've ever heard podcast segment be started with. It's, hey, it's very prevalent in the world. There's different forms of it. We have to get ahead of it. This one happened in a Walmart. I thought that was what that was going to say. We're learning the new soundboard, folks. I got to tell you. It always happens at Walmart. Yes, this one. In Walmart. Yes. I thought that was me, my head. Fucking nasty. That's right. It is fucking nasty. All seamen terrorism is fucking nasty. Have you ever been a victim of seamen terrorism? No, I've only self victimized myself. Wait, I didn't seamen on myself. That's not what I meant. No, no, no. You're like a secret service agent. You've taken the bullets. Yeah. As an undercover officer. As an undercover officer. I'm dove in front of the bullets. This one's safe, boys. Well, this comes to us by way of DRP, who sent this in. It says, a man is accused of possibly squirting bodily fluid from a syringe onto a woman shopping at a Walmart in Northwest Indiana. Oh, I'm the afternoon of August 14th. Portage police responded to a Walmart located on the 6,000 block of Route 6 on a report of a sexual assaults. According to the records, a woman told authorities that she was in the old spray paint aisle. When a man later, I'd invite as Don Trillmore's always, always happens in the spray paint aisle. Wow, that guy was really fucking. So Don Trillmore's 40 of three rivers Michigan stood close to her. It was four rivers after he was done. And then he was really awkward after he approached her after allegedly pretending to bump into her. He was like, oh, oh, gee, oh, good golly. Oh, I'm sorry. Record state Morris left. Then the woman noticed something sticky near her lower back. The woman told staff and the police were called responding officers reviewed surveillance footage and were able to determine that Morris's vehicle as a Toyota Camry, blah, blah, blah. And around 140 PM Morris was located inside his vehicle in a nearby parking lot, probably making another batch. If you know what I'm saying, as he was being taken into custody, records indicate that the plastic syringe was located in his shorts. Morris told police officers that the white creamy substance located inside the syringe was just lotion. That's just lotion officers believe it was possibly semen. I wonder if they were like, why didn't they test it? They do it like they test coke. Put it in your gums. If it goes numb, it's semen. Yeah, that's semen. That's semen, therefore. I know semen every day, Jeff. And they're like, OK, I was wondering how do they, because when it's in the syringe, I always wonder without the lab, how do they know? Well, why can't they just take the shirt into a lab and then prosecute the guy? Well, I mean, they can, I suppose. That's what I do. If someone semened me unwillingly in a Walmart, if it came out of a syringe, there's questions still as all I mean, whereas if it came from the tap, you'd know. There's no mistake in it. It's not like you could be like, that's just lotion coming out of my penis. Yeah, he should have watered it down so it didn't look so, and died it at the frame of funny color. Yeah, he should be. I got gum on my shirt. This is blue. Yeah. And someone's like, come, no, gum. And then the whole time it has come. Man, you just gave the semen terrors that are writing that down. Oh, no. But it might be more fun for the semen terrors to actually like, I think they get a lot of money. I'm like, the pilot on 9-11. Yeah, no, worse. You're like, here's how I would have done it on 9-11. Osama Bin Laden's consultant for semen terrorism. He was charged with sexual battery and battery by bodily waste. Morris posted a required 10% of his $15,000 bail to be released from jail, according to court records. His initial hearing is scheduled. Is that him? Scheduled for Wednesday. He looks like he could get laid just fine. You're like, he could squirt semen on me any day. Is that him smiling in the next shot? The first shot? Is that his LinkedIn? That is him, right? I mean, I can't gauge a thing. I wish he was smiling in the second picture because that is hilarious if that's his LinkedIn. He's like, he works in retail. So he knew to go to the spray paint aisle. That's the best place for it. You never know what you get on yourself in the spray paint aisle. They have the same name. Yeah, that's. Why are you laughing? Is it racist if I'm confused? They look kind of alike. That's why I wasn't gonna jump into the solutions. I know what you guys are thinking. The white people in the back are like, they're totally different skin colors. That's the lighting. But people look different in different lighting. I wasn't gonna assume one way or the other. And your producers are racist. Well, here's the thing. I also didn't want that poor Don Trell who's smiling. He's like, oh, Jesus, now when you Google his name is called. Can you look up that Don Trell? I think that's him. And that's funny. That's the same guy. Can we verify? It's not the same guy. Damn it. But did you notice it in Portage? It doesn't say he's from Three Rivers. That's not right. Is that guy from Three Rivers on his LinkedIn? That's how we know Alex before you jump to conclusions. Yeah, no, I'm telling you. They're trying not to be racist, but they're actually being more racist. It says Three Rivers, Michigan. Three Rivers. Retail associate, that's a funny thing to do. Cashier, he's always in a store, dude. What's that say? Three Rivers. That's him. That's him. There's just happened to be two Don Trell morrisons from Three Rivers. That look just like him. That's the same guy. Look at them. Look at these little chars, who are eaters. Alex and I have an appretzel back there. Shocked. Shocked. No, nothing about black lighting. Trying to make me the racist. I had to pause the segment. You did. I already did the gait thing. I can't double down. You did the gait thing. Yeah, the twins. Oh, god. You know, you got one group on your side. The white streets? The blacks. Oh, hell yeah. Well, speaking of, you know, it's the inner city blacks. Oh, my god. This one coming to us by way of T-bone and Justin. I'm two people sent this in. This is how this woman, perhaps racist, who knows? In a luxury Italian hotel, they've been forced to apologize after they covered a bikini-clad woman in chocolate as a part of a dessert buffet. With a teenage girl among the guests left with a sour taste from the disgusting display. Because it was on her pussy. Because they were trying to get her next. Boy, did that naked woman who was my dessert leave a sour taste in my mouth. I want the snowsberries to taste like snowsberries. Daddy, my snowsberries taste like pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Federico Maserati said that he and his 14-year-old daughter were staying at the Voicelona village in Sardinia. When a female employee was slathered in chocolate syrup and made the lie on the table of dessert offerings for at least 30 minutes. They're like, oh, you want one of her? That's what they do. It doesn't even look good. It she looks like a corpse. She looks like, you know, you ever go to a bakery and they have the old food sitting out with the flies on it in the display window. She looks like the Starbucks like sandwiches. What was the purpose? You're supposed to dip things onto her or something. Or they're just like, here is a woman. I'm doing a French now. I don't even know what to do anymore. The HR manager shared a photo on his LinkedIn. Speaking of LinkedIn, I'm glad you're on the page. I'm glad we're around the page so that we can find this. Writing of his and his daughter's disgust at the hotel treating the female body as a, no, the man who was disgusted was an HR manager. So I'm not the kind of guy you want to do something risky in front of. He's going to be up in arms. He can't wait. He's off the clock and he can't wait to report this to someone else's HR team. He gets hard at the thought of gnarking. Yeah, he's all, God, I can't wait to tell someone. A young safety patrol grown up. Yes. Last night after a beautiful day in which many people worked hard to ensure that the many guests had a carefree day, I was speechless to see this scene. We deeply regret the incident. We are taking immediate action to address this incident constructively to ensure that no customer should feel offended in any way in the future. She looks like in that picture, she kind of looks like. Why is she in the fetal position? Every time I cook chicken, I'm paranoid that it's not cooked enough. And it always ends up looking just like her. By the time I'm done. It's also like laying a sexual way or something. No, she's in like farting while you nap position. I can't see any. There's nothing sexy about this. The food's just like laid in front of her. You just have to, she looks like homeless. She looks like she's like, my tummy hurts. She looks like she shit all over herself. And she's trying to recover. I don't like it. It's like, did this food give you a stomach ache? Did they powder her boob? What's happening there? Did they powder sugar her titties? Is that just a tan line that's really glaring due to the chocolate? It looks like a doja cat video. That's funny. Well, Luke ruts on something else in. Let's get off this sad lady. Luke ruts on something else in. This one I found interesting. A 40-year-old man was arrested last week after allegedly breaking into a home in Seattle's Highland Park neighborhood while a teenage girl was inside. Seattle police said the man started drinking gasoline when officers attempted to take him into custody. Just let him. Now, what does that, I mean, what does that do to a person, the gasoline? Because I mean, if you could gasoline on your skin, you ever spill gasoline on yourself? It burns. It smells so good. It smells pretty good. You know it doesn't smell anymore. Have you noticed that? You know from the gas station you're saying? Yeah. Well, what kind of gas do you buy? I just had, I, granted I've been driven a car in six years, but I pump gas when I went to Vegas for the first time in like years. And I remember like being excited about it and I spilled some on my hand and it smelled bad. I don't smell it at the gas stations anymore. I don't know if anyone's noticed, but I just... And you hopped it too much that it's burned out there. I don't get gas like once every two weeks. I'm not there that often. So I'm surprised that I can never smell it. I think they're watering down the gas. Hot tip from Kimmy Conrad. You guys are gonna pull this up in like three years. With everything. Everyone's tweeting like, Watery gas, hashtag water gas. The government's watering down the gas. I think they are. Why? They might be. What? What did you do? They tried to find it and it just came up what causes excessive farts. What happens when you... Well, Google, what happens when you drink gas? Obviously there's gotta be some like poison aspect too. I've got... Wars, it's gasoline. This guy's like, he's trying to get it out of the tank and guzzle it and he found a tank and he's drinking out of it and it's just like, I guess this guy probably... He's trying to kill himself because he got caught, right? Was he trying to kill himself or was he just trying to go to the hospital? Because the hospital's a little less than jail. So you could be cuffed to the bed at least and be in a hospital. What does it say? You're gonna go to jail after. Symptoms of intoxication by ingestion of gasoline can range from. So is he just trying to get high too? Is he like, man, I drink this shit all the time. We never have a sweet buzz like drinking gasoline? I can't even imagine. It causes vertigo, it causes vomiting, drowsiness and confusion. I guess that could be a kind of a fun high. Yeah. Hemorrhaging, okay, I don't like that one. We're back out. Hemorrhaging from the lungs and internal organs. Yeah, I wanna avoid that one. It doesn't sound great to drink gas, yeah. I want to ask everyone. I want to ask. Drinking gas is bad for you. Such a peculiar. Wow, what an educational podcast you have here. Boys and girls, let's see if gas is drinkable. Twins should be gassed and you shouldn't drink it. Thanks for joining us today on The Josh Potter Show and take those lessons home with you. I don't think there was anything else involved in this story. I just found it odd that he was drinking the gas. Alice Cohen sustained, oh, that's a different. Josh, no, that's sporty guy. Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh. Yes, today we are going to, I just, I bring a gas, gasoline and we're gonna find out the problems of drinking gas. So now I just do that on the YouTube. That's what I should have done. That would have been, I would have been a really great podcaster. I'm sorry, I fell short today folks. Make sure you guys come in next week for Bleach in the Eye. Good or bad? Next week I'll be pouring bleach into my eye to see the effects of that. I'll do the dead one, don't worry. What if it came back? Oh God. What if it healed? It's like dyslexia for your eye. Sometimes I take the dead one and I stare into the sun just so I can feel something with it or see something because it is so bright. You know, you should try to do it. Okay, this is just really some hippie dip. You should have been looking into it. You should buy some unrefined castor oil and start rubbing it over your eyelid before bed because I heard it helps vision and there's a lot of people, if you look at the reviews, a lot of people said it changed their vision and helped their eyes. May I say, you women have been doing some wild shit with this castor oil? I've been putting it in my belly button hole. Don't you put it in your vaginas? No. It's a tie in the vaginas or something. What? That was the clink of my castor oil opening. Well, you put it on your belly button for what? Because I heard it's good for cramps and I've been putting it on my stomach because I heard it makes you lose fat. Can we Google what occurs when just like we did with the Vaseline, what happens when you put castor oil on a vagina? Is that, is it say right there? Shells are not meant to be used on the eyes. Well, okay, so that's, that takes a while. Well, that's the store bought ones. You gotta do unrefined and not rubbed in the eyes on the eyelids. What does it say about vaginas? Castor oil is natural organic alternative and it's safe for vaginal dilators, pelvic floor exercises in general section. So people use it for a lube, which I wouldn't use it for a lube because it's kind of like thick and sticky. It's like not like slippery like like lube. Maybe some people wanna like get some grip in there. Oh yeah, sweetie, you'll get stuck in there. You gotta get some grip in there. You gotta loose, for a loose, instead of the, oh, it's too tight, I need lube. This one's too loose. I need castor oil to grip. Get some castor oil. So grip me on the walls. Yeah, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? You'll be a pussy like Winnie the Pooh's honey pot. Where he gets his hand stuck. Yeah. Woo. I'm stuck in the wall. I've been, I can't do it. Piglet was dried. I can figure out. I can do it. Oh, that's good. Let's pick him out. Get your all my hands stuck in your pussy. Uh-huh. Excuse me. Do you have any honey in your pus? Who's that? I was just I usually take games in your phone Shit oh shit Oh boy, I'll tell everyone where they can find you and plug everything you want to plug Hell yeah, sorry. We didn't do any dates in the beginning I should have to remind you that that's okay You guys make sure you come out and see me. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina September 22nd and 23rd by tickets for that on my website Kim Kongden.com Which I also have merch is my merch Woo It's funny because I have one of your stickers on my fridge Uh-huh, and you know you look hot in it. Thank you, and a girl's like who the fuck's that? Oh a girl that I just had it my hell Yeah Get some stickers get some t-shirts Kim Kongden.com. I'll also be in New York August 31st till the fifth doing shows out there. I'll be in Austin, Texas September 13th till September 21st Then September 28th me and Josh I believe are heading over to Skankfest. Oh, yeah, I'll be there Skankfest September 28th to the first Talk to October 1st. We're gonna have a great time come see us do shows. Josh. I'd love for you to do my show on Kim fest again I'm gonna and Kim Kongden.com patreon.com slash Kim Kongden This bitch podcast was Sarah Weinschink and please please please if you're listening right now I need all the support in the world. Please go subscribe to my new podcast the Kim Kongden takeover go subscribe Right review do that all you're here to if you can I would appreciate that but other than that I hope I see you in Portland on September 23rd. I hope I see you at Skankfest as Kim mentioned I'll be in Soul Jolls in Patstown PA October 20th and 21st then the 26th of October I'll be in San Francisco at Cobb's Comedy Club and after that October 29th I'll be in all Seattle so buy tickets to those shows Apollies get on that they can all be found in the description or you can go over to my Instagram at Josh underscore Potter my Twitter at J underscore Potter or my ex whatever the fuck it's called Sorry Elon my bad, but please buy tickets and join us on there twitch.tv slash Josh on the Josh underscore Potter. Yeah, that's a seal twitch. I hope you join me on that Patreon we got a patreon as well. 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