totally random #9

My name is Ty French, and this is my podcast. That's what it's called. Ty French Podcasts. Yeah, I did it. Ty French Podcasts. Ty French Podcasts. Ty French Podcasts. Ty French Podcasts. Ty French Podcasts. Okay, it's hot you guys. So we've got the air conditioning on. And if you can hear it, you're just going to have to deal with it. Yes, you might be wondering why am I wearing a long sleeve if it's hot. It is because I didn't have a spray gun on. And my face does not match the rest of my body. Anyways, hello, hello, hello. Welcome back to the Ty French Podcasts. My name is Ty French, and this is my podcast. And that's why it's called the Ty French Podcasts. And yes, you heard that right. I'm wearing a long sleeve, and how would you know that? Because we are being filmed today. We're back on YouTube live with your favorite. Jose Figueroa. We're back, back, back, back, back, back again. It feels like a month ago that I was here, but it wasn't a month ago that I was here. The last Friday of everyone. Actually, this is going live tomorrow. This is going live on Wednesday. Because Friday, tentatively, do not hold me to this. I am planning on recording live while I watch. The Golden Bachelor. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Which premier Thursday night, I'm going to be watching it here in my apartment, and recording my thoughts either live during the commercial break, or right after I watch it. If it's funny enough. So that will hopefully go live Friday. So this is going to go live tomorrow. Oh, that's actually really exciting. Because I kind of like, they have not released any of these women look like. They have everything one. Oh, I don't know what these women look like. One of the former contestants, one of the former bachelors, mom's is one of the girls. Oh, that's cute. Why didn't you apply it? Fuck you. You seem in the right age demographic. Okay. We're starting off strong. I'm not strong. Why don't you tell the tyrants how prepared you are? Okay. Hey, in a scale of one to ten, I feel like I'm in a two. No, I feel like I'm ready. I'm ready. Here's the thing. You guys, please have to understand. I prep in my head. Okay. But I write down things. I write down things. I write down my talking points. Yeah, no. That's good. As long as you bring it, which you always bring it. I think the system. Are we ready? A lot of people were DMing me. I hope this isn't too quiet. Anyways, a lot of people were DMing me that they were hoping that the rebrand was that you were going to be a permanent feature on the podcast. And I just have to say, I don't want to disappoint you guys, but it is still just me. It is still just me. I hate to disappoint. I know you guys are only here for Jose. No. I got to put me first. Yes. And we're putting you first. So I will gladly dabble in as many episodes as you'd like to have me. Yeah. I think we need to start bringing you around more. The tyrants is they love you. They're here for you. No, they love you. And guess what? We got another episode. Surprise. Coming out with Jose talking about a very specific topic that needed to be discussed because of the information that was brought forth to me via one of the tyrants in the DMs. I found some information about a certain topic that needed to be discussed so much that we are having an emergency episode recording that will go live next Wednesday. Yes. You're getting double dosages of Miss Josefina and next week just buckle your pants, put on your seat belts because you're in for the ride of your life. I mean, I'm not ready. I don't know. I don't even know what we're going to be discussing. I know what we're going to be discussing, but I don't know the tidbits. Yeah, yeah. And I'm so ready to share that with you. However, anyways, get the tyrants a little live update. It's been a month. I haven't even, I've only seen Jose. We hung out a few days ago once. Oh, was that right? Oh, wait, because why? I was out of town. Oh, my God. I was out of town this past weekend. We get it. So for those that listen, he made a very, very strong comment. Oh, God. All his friends were out of town last weekend. Meanwhile, I'm at home fiddling my thumbs waiting for Ty French to get back from Spain so that we can hang. And you might as well have been out of town because did I see your hang out with you this weekend? Absolutely not because this motherfucker, also like a moochachoed, came over to Venice, hung out with people that was not me. And then got so drunk at the function that he proceeded to go home, even though we had planned to go out to the bars afterwards. I got ready. I put makeup on. I wasted that Charlotte Tilbury Bronzer in the House Islands Foundation. I got ready. I was wearing gorgeous Balenciaga jeans and this gorgeous new button up that I got from Sandra. Thank you, Sandra. It was supposed to be for my trip from Madrid, but didn't get into it after. So I was wearing it. I was sporting the cars. I was being an influencer. Yeah. And no, I felt so horrible. I, but I start tracking his ass because he's not responding to me. And all I see is that little dot start inching closer to weo and farther away from me. And I said, hmm, that's funny. I just got dressed and ready to hang out with this motherfucker. What's he on the 10? I'm going east. No, jail time to me for sure. That was such a bad move. But like, if there's one thing about me, you know, I probably needed to go home. No, I know you need two hours before I actually went home. I know. But you never make that smart of choices when you're with me. I'm always like, go home and you're like, fuck off. No, this was my decision to go home, but I do feel bad. But I did to you. Yeah, I dropped to the ass over here the next day. I pretty much guilt guilt tripped him. I was like, wow, wow. I'm getting so much hate about you not being out of town. You're in town. You're not going to see me. Yeah. Well, I was out. I was actually out and about doing things all weekend as well. Okay. Like, yeah, exactly. Like, why was I invited? That's so rude. I literally was at home all weekend. I'm so sorry. Which is what I said I needed. So it's fine. Anyways, give the tyrants an update. We get it. You were in town. I apologize for saying that all my friends were out of town. Whatever. All right, all right, all right. Okay. You are forgiven on this podcast. I'm so glad I was meeting you. I was officially forgiven. Thank you. No, let's see. Here's a quick little life update. Okay. So I've had a job for two years now. And I've had insurance for two years now. And I have yet to go to a physical. So I finally went to my physical. And I didn't have insurance all through my non- I know, but once you get to this age, you've got to start going to the doctor more often. Right. So I finally was like, well, you know, it was my last bout of COVID that I was like, you know what? I should schedule these up. Super spreader. Super spreader. So I finally scheduled a doctor's appointment and I went over. And she was very nice. The lady was super chill, blah, blah, blah. And then she ran panels. And I'm thinking like, okay, cool, like whatever. My old ass has a mile case of high cholesterol. So what does that mean? Does that mean too many finance? It does. Oh, so we're going to do that. Cause they just, you know, walked into my house and said, where's the tequila? Well, really what he said was, where's the vodka? And I said, excuse me, Todd Collette, the building at EDC. And we only got tequila in this household, but we don't have a chaser. Luckily, I live very close proximity to a bodega, aka a convenience store, aka a liquor store, aka a grocery store. And so I was like, just literally walked down the street and get whatever chase reading. This might have come back with a bag of flavoured hot finance. Yeah, you can't have one without the other. You really can't. Oh, so I'll be ordering Jack in the crack at a later hour. Right, right, right. Well, enjoy it at your young youthful age. Yeah. Cause that is exactly what cholesterol is. It's fried food. And it's the pizza. It's the pizza. It's the cheese. It's the butter. It's the dairy. And you know what? I've already expressed my love for all my vegan, non-dairy folk and all my vegetarians. Yeah. Remember the last year love for that? Yes, but remember I said, I'm not. You know, the lady that couldn't get her visa because she was vegan in Switzerland or wherever it was. Oh, cause she was a, no, cause she was annoying. Well, she wasn't knowing. He wasn't cause she was vegan. It's cause she was a fucking bitch about it. No, but I still drink a whole milk, which I know can be a little like. No, I have a whole milk in my latte every morning. Well, yeah, but guess why? With old lady, you shouldn't be drinking whole milk. Wait, no, but I thought milk hydrate. She passed within water. But there's a lot of that. I thought I was good for your bones. I bet there's too much fat in there. Calcium's good for you now. You can take calcium supplements. Well, I just watched a TikTok that said that if you take supplements too much, too often without food, the lining doesn't dissolve. And someone got an x-ray done of their like stomach because they were having stomach issues. And they were taking supplements for like years without eating it with their breakfast. Uh-huh. Calcified? No, they're just floating around. Still, even after eight, a few hours later, it's too late. Because there's not enough like digestive juices. Um, anyway, so. So maybe that's why I drink whole milk. Here's what I will say. And I'll, I've said it before I'll say it again. Yeah. There's no right answers. We're all positive. There isn't. Yeah, you were right. If you're a vegetarian, if you're not, if you're eating, if you're gluten-free, if you're this, oh, if you're gluten-free and whatever, then you're not getting enough grains and you're not getting enough fiber. Right. But then if you take the fiber pill and you don't drink him with your morning milk, then they're going to calcify. And then if you have too much milk, you're going to have high cholesterol. Right. There's just no wing. Yeah. So, I'm just here for a good time. And guess what? You never heard of nobody dying off a glass of wine or a glass of tequila. Right. So, needless to say, I'm trying to watch my diet. You literally just got flaming hot fungans. That's probably the, okay. Sure, definition, reason of bad cholesterol. But did you see the size of the bag was smaller this time. So. It was also the old bag. Yeah. And it wasn't with a diet coke and bottle vodka. So, okay. That's my quick little life. Wait, no. There was a whole other month in between when the time. Yeah. I was going to say, I mean, let's, I'm trying to think of what else I've done. Well, no, I know. I know. I leave town. And you have nothing to do when you just sit and wait for me to return. Yes. Just sit waiting patiently. No, but no, we honestly had a very low key month. I just the last, the last month was the last amount of, I mean, the least amount of alcohol I had, not having you in my life. Cool. Yeah. Uh, little like blessing in disguise that I need, which by the way, let's go throw it back to when I used to say, I don't know how to say sayings. I used to always think it was a blessing in the skies. But it's a blessing in disguise. You did not say blessing in the skies. Yes. Uh, what do you mean? Because you know, both make sense. It's like a blessing in the skies. How is that a, how is that a blessing in the sky? How does that make sense? I don't know. But now I know it's a blessing in disguise, meaning it's a, of course. Surprise. Surprise. Blessing. Yeah. Everyone knew that. Yeah, except for me. But so anyway. Um, so yeah, very chill. The last few, um, I've been getting invited out to influencer events and you know me. I love that. Oh, I'm so sorry, influencer. I love a free trip. I love a free trip. Oh, I'm so sorry. Rule of thumbs. Okay. I've been getting invited to events and guess what? He ain't taking my ass. No, you were out of town. But, um, no, you're out of influencer event every day. I've been working. I've been trying to. I've, I've been feeling like I want to just like have fun with it again and like slowly, you know, I, you know how I feel. But post them on the feed. I know. But I'm posting on stories. So it's a slow progression. Okay. But anyway, that's my update. What's your update? Give me your update. Oh gosh, do I have a life update for my little tyrants? Um, since the last time we talked, I don't really have an update. This weekend was very chill for me. Um, yeah, I didn't really do anything. You came over. Yeah. We hung out a little bit. We had a drink. And that was it. That was all I did this weekend. Okay. I was kind of in my feels about it. I think just coming off the backs of the trip and being with people for so long or like out of my house for so long. Right. Then it was like such a stark contrast to then be home like for like four days and like no one texting me to hang out. I was like, um, okay, so I'm a loser. I'm a laymo. I'm a wannabe. Like, and why isn't anyone asking me now? It's a Friday night. I'm ready to hit the town. I've been gone for 18 days. Does no one miss me? Well, here's the thing. Let's be real. But all my friends ran to town. Well, let's, let's be real real for a minute. Like the real real. Um, if they want to sponsor this podcast, you know, we can actually just hold a ton of stuff. We can slowly incorporate you into our chats here. Um, no, but let's be real for a second. Okay. When you got back, I texted you. This was now you were invited post me texting you, but there was a cool Lucha Libra event. And I texted you and said to join. And you were like, I said no to that. And I was like, no, you're like, you love it. No, but you know, no, no, no. But here's what you're, I didn't beat you to their invite. You, I got invited through like Amazon Prime video to go to the Lucha Libra event. And I was like, you know what? I'm only going to be home for four days. I'm tired. Like I think they invited me while I was still in the drive and I emailed back. And I was like, no, like I'm not going to that. Right. And then three days later, after I had already said no, is when you had told me that you were the person that gave the PR person my name to invite me. Right. If I were to know that you were going, I probably would have said, yes. But also I probably still would have said no because because I was tired. I know you were tired. But then on Friday night, you texted and was like, hey, what's going on? What's everyone doing? And I was like, because I still wanted to hang out. I just want to go to some knock off Lucha Libra by Amazon Prime. And no hate to Amazon Prime if you want to sponsor this one guys. I just like because of such an amazing authentic cultural experience that we had in Guadalajara, I didn't want to go have just like the knock off version. We had so much fun at Lucha Libra that I didn't want to ruin it or taint that experience at Lucha Libra in Guadalajara. At this, you know, Amazon Prime, Lucha Libre, downtown LA. And I'm glad that the spirit had advised me to make that decision because the information that I had found out after the event was that you didn't even get free beverage. And you had to pay out of pocket. And guess what? I'm not going to know influencer event and ban at the bar. Right. Or whatever bar I choose to go to is the case. And yes, this is a first world problem. But also it is coming out of your wallet. Well, that's what I said in the first world. Well, no, no, no, no. But just to clarify, it's like not that we don't want to pay for drinks, but you're expected to post. So it's like, if you're not like hooky enough, I've got a question. Yeah. What is first world and like third world? What's a second world? And who is deciding the tiers of the world? What does that even mean? Well, second world is like business like people, like blue collar workers. That, no. I think so. But what defines like a third world? Because like you think third world country, you think like they have no food, there's this, there's no clean water, whatever. Yeah. It's deciding these factors. And also when people say, oh, this is a first world problem. Well, I live in that world. Yeah. I live in that. Well, I was going to say, I think the problem is that we live in the first world nation. I think the problem is, is that I live in the first world. No, just like, okay. So I'm complaining about the environment in which I'm in. Right. Right. But it's like you explained last time. It's like how, I don't know what you were talking about, but you were explaining how it's like, you were talking about so much. I can't remember who you were talking about. But no, about the thing in that situation. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, when it's your situation. Yeah. Because someone gave me a bad rating. Oh, the bad review. Yeah. About my New York Fashion Week episode. And was saying that it was like so out of touch and whatever. I'm like, out of touch. I'm giving my experience about my experience in my life. Like how is that out of touch? Right. I feel blessed that I was able to go to New York. Right. And then I was able to stay in hotel. I had a friend that was able to let me stay on the couch. But that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to complain about things that were annoying for me in my realm of reality. I think I want it. And I wanted to make this point too. Like about that because I agree. I think it's not fair to quickly say that it's your, you know, you're kind of coming off death or tone death or whatever. Yeah. Because like we've talked about before episodes before that about how like it is not like the easiest place to be in. Or like you're getting a snippet of what the actual reality is. Right. And also like I recorded that like boots on the ground. Right. In New York on a report that like obviously like I feel like I said in that episode that like I did have a lot of fun times. Of course. I was so blessed to see my friend Maddie and like we hung out and me and Cole went and had a pool night and like me and Tessa had a great dinner. And like there were fun times. It's just like I was literally had just recently relocated all my luggage and like I just wanted to bitch. Right. I'm allowed to vent and rant. No you are. I'm not going to apologize for it. And guess what? You can call me out of touch. But I will say I posted on my Instagram story. That like a screenshot of that review because like really bugged me. Of course. Because here's the thing like reviews like help the podcast so much and a negative review like just really dings my ego. And like I'm not like a part of a big network. No. I don't have like a big budget like I'm like boots on the ground. I've worked over a year on this podcast for so many hours and like it really is my baby and I love it so much. And so then when someone leaves a negative review about like either one episode in particular or like one little aspect of it. People will leave like a three star review and they're like oh my gosh. I love this podcast so much. It's the best part of my day. But sometimes he swear so like it's not good around kids. And then they give me a three star review. I'm like oh but it's the best part of your day. And like you love it so much. I'm like you're not understanding the weight of that review. Right. Like that can like make a break a show. Anyways. But so I posted that on my Instagram story and literally the next morning I woke up to like 40 new reviews of just like such positive feedback. Oh that's good. And like yeah it was so nice. Obviously the tyrants are going to rally. I love my little tyrants. You guys are the best. They are going to rally. If you haven't left a positive review. This is your sign. Surprise. Motherfucker, please go leave a positive review because it really does mean so much. And I read every single one and I just also everyone just needs to remember. Ty French is a half glass empty kind of person. Like no I did say yeah I'm a pessimist. Yeah. I'm a bitch. Like you're a half glass empty. Like we've talked about this before. You and I traveling together. I'm half glass full. I'm like well at least it's sunny outside whether I'm like dripping in sweat. You know it's like it's just the way of being. So anyway moving on. No I am just wired to be a pessimist. But I am trying really hard to pick that. Anyways I feel like we've literally just recorded a whole episode. Not even about totally random but what we are here for. Wait wait wait. It's totally random. I know a song of the day. I was just going to get into that. You better give it. Give us a song. You give us a song of the day. Well I do have a song of the day. Thanks for asking. Okay was it made in the year of 2023? No it was not. And you know what's so funny is. I would have probably thought of a song of the day and I can probably think of a good one. But I was driving here over today. And I had my Spotify on shuffle. And that LaRue song in for the kill. The Skrillex remix came on. Like it's LaRue. You know the bulletproof girl but she has that song in. I'm going in for the kill. Oh yeah yeah. With Skrillex. Oh Abah. Wait so what is it called? In for the kill. Okay. By Skrillex remix. Yeah yeah yeah. And I was living my best early 2000s life. Love. I was like what's that? Early 2000. I think it was like mid 2010s. Like 2012. Yeah yeah. I think I was in high school maybe even later in 2013. Right. Because it definitely was after bulletproof. Yeah. Wait that is she was bulletproof. She's bulletproof right? No bulletproof is see ya. Okay what is the LaRue girl singing? What's it called? In for the kill. Is that what it's actually called? Yeah. It is yeah LaRue. Yeah bulletproof. No she sings bulletproof. But this is yeah. This remix. That drop. Wait is this the song without the Skrillex one? No. I don't know if I've heard the Skrillex one. Oh. This is what you're listening to somewhere. Yeah. Oh my gosh. This one gave my mom a part of time. That would kill a Victorian child. That would kill many Victorian children. It might kill me, but I do love it. So that's my song of the week. Wow. Okay. Do I have a song of the week? Do I even write it down? I know I have one, but oh my gosh. I didn't write it down. Okay. So my song of the week is Tesla by Lil Yachty. Hmm. Let's move wide range of music. Yeah. You're hip and trendy. I'm very hip and trendy. I listen to Kim Petrus. I listen to Gay Pop. Yeah. I also listen to rap. I also listen to classical. I also listen to Skrillex. But, lately, I have been listening to... I found this off of a TikTok that I liked. Yeah. And, like, music is just such a feeling, you know? And so, if I see, like, a TikTok that I like, with a song, and the way... Like, it's almost like a music video. They're selling me on the song. But, like, if I would've heard that song without seeing the TikTok, like, I probably just would've, like, pressed next on music. New music product. Oh. You know what I mean? Interesting. But, like, they had the sickest fits on. Okay. And, they were like, I don't know if I like that. So, it's a moment. It's a moment. It took you somewhere. There's, like, a part, and it's like... It's gonna do that. I heard that. Anyways. Okay. So, we're back for, you know, just an episode of another totally random situation. Jose Figueroa is not that prepared. But, I am. And, I've got some... Tyrant submissions also at the end that we're gonna go through. I'm gonna go through. We'll save Figueroa, kick this one off for the Tyrant. Okay. Let's see what you got. Okay. And, I do have a question here. Because I'll back your energy, too. A question I know. I need that update that I asked you to get. Oh! Okay, so, we give the update now. No, I'll give the update of that. Yeah, let's tease it. We've got a French tips update from Tyrant. Hot The Press, because I don't even know it. Hot The Press. Jose has been very worried about this woman ever since we talked about it. He has messaged me a million times he can update from her. And, I finally DMed her today to get an update. And, we've got an update. So, stay tuned to the end to get a little... Not me clickbaiting. The French tips are giving. The French tips are giving. I know. I need you to come back for French tips. That was supposed to be... Tomorrow's episode. This episode. Okay. But, we'll come back. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Tyrant's want me back. I'll be back. We'll go to the next episode or next one's day. And, then we'll be able to have another one. I don't know. I mean, we're living with the alarm one. Alright. Well, so you want me to go first. Okay. I'm gonna go with something that I know we're gonna skip over really fast. Because I know you have no interest in this. Okay. But, obviously Taylor Swift is now dating Travis Kelsey. Which I know is not your thing. Okay. I just have to say before you continue. Guys, I'm trying so hard to care. But, like, and it's Swifty's, don't come after me. You know I love that you love your girl. In the same way that I love Beyonce, or Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry. Like, we just aesthetically, we're not matching. And that is fine, but like I have respect for her. I have no hate towards her. She's just not my girl. I'm just not a Swifty, but like I can respect the vibe. Right. But nothing will turn you off to something that you're like kind of on the border to. More than it being shoved down. Yeah. You can throw. Right. Literally, I cannot scroll on threads, on X, on Instagram, on Facebook, nothing. I cannot scroll on anything all day this entire weekend. Literally, Travis, Travis and Taylor, Travis and Taylor, Travis and Taylor, Travis and Taylor. And it's like, I'm already like walking the line and I'm trying to have respect. But I'm like, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Like I don't, I get it. Guess what? Everyone gets it. Everyone's hot. E-news posted it, pop-crate posted it, everyone posted it. You do not need to also post the photo of them on your story. You don't need to do a 10-part saga on your TikTok about the situation. Guess what? We got it. We've seen it. But here's the point I want to say. I'm such a hypocrite because I will be anything to a dead horse. It's kindness. But I'm like, I'm already like, I'm trying to be like, okay, like you have a thing. And I love that for you. Work bitch, work Taylor, work, the Swifties. Love that for you. But I'm like, when I literally cannot see any content other than that, you're pushing me to a dark side. Well, and that was going to be my random thought. Because I was, I was at the gym working out yesterday on the little steps. We get it, you work out. I was on the treadmill, you know, doing my little thing on my little steps because of my high cholesterol. So, no, so I'm like, on there working away. And I was, they were showing that clip and of course, it's on every network, every channel, but we're not. See it in Fox News, right. So, but then I started thinking, I was like, is Taylor Swift our modern day Elizabeth Taylor? Who the fuck is Elizabeth Taylor? Okay, well then, this is not a conversation we can have. What's Taylor? An icon, a legend. Now that is an icon. That is a legend. She was in films. She was Cleopatra. Well, is that not kind of like cultural appropriation? Well, yes, but back in the 50s or the 40s when they were making these movies. But she was known, she became more known for the men she would marry to or dating than her actual career. So, no Taylor won't be that. If anything, Travis Kelsey would be more known for dating Taylor Swift than for being a football person. Yeah, I mean, no, I'm not saying, I'm not taking you away from Taylor, believe me, I'm a Swiftie. Let me clarify, I am a Swiftie. He is always saying that, so he does a good thing. I am a Swiftie. But no, she's, she's like, that doesn't, I mean, she was still, obviously, Elizabeth Taylor was famous, she was well known, she did a lot for during the AIDS movement. I don't really think there's anything, or there's any person in the past that we can really compare her to. I think, because I think like you said, like Elizabeth Taylor, like she was like, you know, progressive, like person for like AIDS or whatever. Taylor's not really like doing anything like that. Like she's not like, okay, don't cancel me, don't cancel me, I know she is. Guys, guys, listen to the rest of what I have to say. Like how we compare Kim Kardashian to Marilyn Monroe. Like Marilyn Monroe was like so sexualized in her time and was like, you know, she made that hourglass figure popular and she was wearing like clothes that I've never been worn before and whatever. And so Kim, like kind of is that version of her today. Like she's very like over sexualized and she is the hourglass figure in whatever. But like Taylor Swift, I don't think has like a historical figure in which she like can match, or what she is like, you know, following in the footsteps of like she just is her own entity. And that's what I have respect for. Like I will give her that. Like she, you can't compare her to Michael Jackson. You can't compare her to Beyonce. You can't compare to anyone. Like she just is like her own entity, like her songwriting capabilities and like the way that she is redoing her masters and like her, like just everything, her aesthetic and everything is like, I think back in the day because women didn't have so many rights. Like you had to be the overly spoken person. You had to be overly sexualized. You had to be like Madonna. Like you had to go so far into the left to be like, okay, I'm only standing for this. Like there is no middle ground. I think Taylor is like more of this like all American girl. And like back in the day, like they didn't give the all American girl a voice because she like wasn't viewed as like strong enough in the media, like you had to go so opposed to the media. That like, I feel like Taylor Swift's, I don't know. Well, what I'm picking up is that you're actually a closeted Swiftie over here. That's what I respect Taylor Swift. Like and I know what she's done. I know what she's done for culture. I know what she's done for society. And like I know her impact in like music and all this stuff. That's what I've said. It is purely, purely an aesthetic difference. Right, right, right. It's not gonna have any disdain for her or this whatever blah, blah, blah. I just like aesthetically don't listen to a that style of music or to like that like style of visual or clothing or whatever, like that's just not my vibe. But that's fine. But the same way that I wouldn't want anyone to come for Lady Gaga to be like, oh, she just creates like cheap pop and be like, you don't fucking get it. And also it's not made for you. Right. Like you have to respect her as a vocalist as this as a, you know, gay rights activist. Like I get it. I get why people love Taylor Swift so much. Right. And I can respect that. I just like don't listen to her. And I don't need to like go spend thousands of dollars to go to her tour, you know. But I will go see the movie. Okay. I promise that to my tyrant Swiftie community. I will go see the movie and maybe it'll convert me. Well, nice. Well, there you go. Well, that was my random thought. What was your random thought? It's just if she's, can she be compared to like the Elizabeth Taylor of, well, so what do you think about her and Travis Kelsey? I could care less. Then like girl, get you get it. Girl, do your thing. He is so. She's so fine. He's so fine, she's so fine. Like they're both gorgeous white people. My God, he is so. That is like the definition of my type. Like he is so hot. I'm like, send me over, break me Tim and ask put me on my face. Like punch me. Like I don't care what you have to do. I think I think the more the interesting part about the whole thing. I mean, it's like she dates hot men. No, she doesn't. She dated Maddie Healy. I love Maddie Healy. I love the 19th of the, he is not hot. She dated fucking Joe fucking whatever is fucking nameless. No, Joe Alwin or whatever is fucking nameless. He is ugly white Republican looking ass bagel bitch boy. He looks like he was raised in the Hamptons and like it was the January 6th introduction. Like he is not cute. Maddie Healy is not cute. An artist in his own right, love 19th of the five love him. But like he is not attractive. Joe Jonas, yes, he's attractive. They dated when they were 16. They can't count that. I guess, no, she's not for dating ugly people. She just, she just out here dating. The last hot person she dated was John Mayer. I forgot about, no, Jake Gyllenhaal. Wasn't he before John Mayer? I don't know. I don't know her trajectory. You probably know him more than I do. Let me think like a little substitute. But that's one thing. I can't escape her. No, you can't, you can't. Everything I know about Taylor Swift, I've learned against my will. Okay. Well, she dated when he are supposed to have free will in this country and I have nothing because I have learned everything about this woman against my free will. I think, and I know you'll agree with me on this. It's respectable for a woman to just want to date and as much of a public figure she is and not give two rat ass at how she's gonna get judged because guess what, if this was Jake Gyllenhaal for example, dating, or Leonardo DiCaprio for example, he dates around, he's dated so many 20 year old women with 20 plus year old, let me not, you know, me to him. But let me, I'm trying to figure out where you're going with this. No, but I'm saying, I think I just think it's like, let her have her fun. If she's young, while the free will. No, no, I'm not yelling at you, but I'm just saying, you asked me what do I think about her dating Travis Kelsey? I'm like, well, even if he's just another notch on her bed, good for her. I hope they have the best sex they've ever had in their time. And I know they will because he is so hot. And I don't mean that in a sense of objectifying her. I'm saying, pitch, you, I'm not saying him go get her. I'm saying you, you go get that deep because I know it's good. And I know it's probably toxic and I don't know if you should marry him. I know nothing about him. But just have some fucking fun. Right. And like the thing about the situation is, it's like you gotta respect him. You gotta love when celebrities just give it to you. Right? And they're just like, we're gonna give the people everything they want. The fact that they, like they could have left out of a back door with private security in a blackout SUV and up in scene. They left the stadium in a convertible car with no security with the top off. Like they wanted to be seen. They wanted the shots. They want like everything that we know about them. Like they wanted to get out. And I love that. I'm like, her sitting in the bleachers of the mom, like getting some tea to talk about. She's, she's clickbait is extraordinary. No, she knows it. Anyways, wow, this is gonna be a long episode. Okay, Tyron's love it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Something that really needs to be discussed. My first totally random thought. Yes. First I have a question, what year is it? 2023. Okay. Okay. I had to think. Cops on horses. Why do they still exist? Is this 1910? It's crazy. Or is this 2023? Why? In the city of Los Angeles. In one of the richest countries in the world. Do we have police officers with multiple mighty ads? Run around these streets. I've seen many of them on Venice. Yeah, I was gonna say you probably see them more here. Not around these streets, on a horse. Right. Um, get in your fucking car. And if you need a more agile way to get around because you know, you never know what's gonna happen. You might gotta duck and go into places where your car can fit. Right, a fucking bicycle. That's the thing I don't understand. Get a fucking bird, get a scooter. Why are you a bird? Writing a horse. Right. It is on 1910. No, I don't get it. I see them and I just think, Loose. And it's usually the crazier part is like, they're like top ranking officers. Not only do they have to be, huh, they have to be a trained equestria. Right. Like, that's a lot. And not only do you have to be a trained equestrian, you have to be able to be a trained equestrian in a group of people and like writing on the street like what is a horse outside of my goddamn house. A horse belongs in a field. Yeah. It belongs in a manger. Yeah. I mean, it's like, what is a black beauty? Okay. You remember black beauty? That was a great move. No, what is that? A manger. I just think Jesus Christ. Yeah, of course, Jesus Christ. But black beauty was a black beauty. But that was a mule. It was. It was a donkey. No, but you don't mean like, I think it was a mule. I don't know. Maybe in the Mormon version it was different. I don't know. I'm just like, no, these poor horses. Here's the thing. And I could go into a whole rant. I wanted to a whole rant about PETA and animal rights. Oh. But like, you don't see me riding around on a shark and the ocean. You don't see the navy seals riding around on a bull. A natural seal. Yeah, literally on a seal. Like, they're in a boat. So why are the cops not in a car? Yeah, that is weird. Get off the horse. I would like to know when to decide. Like if you ride horses like in sport and you like love them and you're, you know, you have this bond and then you run in a field and whatever. Why are you putting that horse to work? Yeah, I guess what I don't understand too is because I've seen them in Hollywood Boulevard, which if, you know, it's like tourist trap, central. The horse is going to get pissed off one day and kick that motherfucker. Yeah. I'm confused as to what they think that a horse is going to do that being in a car can't. Or on a scooter. Or on a scooter. Or on a bike. Or on a foot. Like, why do you need the horse? It feels like this weird power trip. Yeah. But like a power trip that like doesn't do what they think they're thinking they're doing because I know that you don't have full control over that horse. I'm scared for your ass, not for me. Right. Because like that horse is going to get pissed and get scared of your gunshot and kick you in the fucking face. Yeah. And I get it if you're like in rural Virginia where there's like no roads and like maybe like, what do you think Virginia is? Well, not Virginia. Okay. But you know, rural. We live in the 21st century, right? The 21st century in America. Like there are roads anywhere you need to go. Like they're not they're not doing chases through the woods on horses. That's what I'm saying. This is not vampire diaries. This is not 1910. They're not chasing degenerates through the woods on a horse. Yeah. Like we're on streets. You know what you brought? That's a very valid point. Why am I literally walking the boardwalk in Santa Monica, California? And there's a fucking horse and a cop on it next to me. Get off the horse. Get the horse out of my way. Because I'm no longer even just scared of you. And the fact that you're going to shoot some random person because you're crazy. I'm scared that this horse is just going to freak out for no reason and literally stand peeping. Right. And they shit anywhere. And they smell like fucking shit. I'm so glad you brought that up because you know that's the main reason I hate animals. It's because if I step in shit, like, oh my god. And horses can go anywhere. And no one's picking up their shit. Anyone can go anywhere. I mean, the cop's not getting off the horse to pick up his shit. I just think there's a weird deja vu moment. Did someone just text me that they shit their pants? No. It was definitely not me. I swear someone just text me that they shit their pants. Oh, well, let's keep that person anonymous. I just had to put them on blast. Oh no. I just had this weird deja vu. I think I was drunk running around it. Anyway, what's a valid point? What's your night look into that? Totally random thought. We have to discuss. OK, there's a few things that I need to discuss. But one of the things I definitely need to discuss, we get it. You need to discuss this. I need to discuss this. I need to go back to my fear of birds for a second. No, listen, dinosaurs. No, because listen, what I've discovered is that all of them were dinosaurs. When I say I have a fear of birds and everyone laughs, there's always another person that goes, no, but I'm afraid of birds, too. But why is there so much guilt about having a fear of birds? LAUGHTER Ah! Like, I'm so sorry that you have to go through that. I'm so sorry that you carry the guilt of being afraid of birds around with you daily in this first world country. I'm so sorry that that is a burden, that burdens you. Because I was no one's making you feel guilty about that. We were walking on the beach on Saturday when you weren't there, fucking bitch. And there was a pack. I mean, a swarm. Yeah, because you're in their house. A seagulls. Because you're literally in their house. I get it. And then they started flying and they were hovering and so on. As birds do. I'm afraid of birds. And then someone goes, oh no, I'm afraid of birds, too. But then why is it so shameful? But like, what is not shameful? Literally no one has shamed you for that, other than me. You all, you guys laugh every time I see you have a parade of birds. Do you think that that individual was just telling you that to make you feel a little bit better and safer? Maybe, I don't know. I didn't know the actual individual, so. But I do think so. So you were just, no, no, no, there was some complete strangers. Yeah, I don't know. And I don't know everyone at this party. Oh, party. Oh, there was a party. No, but yeah, I just wanted to say that. There's no shame. Well, then when you see me ducking and diving from these birds coming near me. I get it. When you're so small and you're relatively incised to some of those birds are bigger than you. I've been chased by a goose, or by a goose. And it's the scariest thing ever. No, you have not. Yes, I did. And six flags. Well, that's your first fucking issue. Is that your right? Six flags. You know what? You cannot go into an animal's home and then be scared of them. Have you ever seen that? That's like an intruder breaking in a minute. Oh, my God, you're scared me. It's like bitch, you're my mother fucking house. I'm the owner of this house. You go to the beach where seagulls reside. Well, you're where they are native. Sure. And you act like there are a nuisance to society. Hello, welcome to their mother fucking world, bitch. Give them a slice of bread and walk away. No, they blow up. They can eat bread. Bread's bad for their stomach. Bread. Give them bread every time I go to the beach. No, bread's bad for bird. Well, at least it's bad for them. They like greens. No, it bloats their stomachs. Well, I've killed a lot of fucking birds. Somebody call PETA. I don't think, I don't know if birds is the same thing, but I know ducks can't digest. I think they probably evolved. Like, you're not supposed to give ducks bread. Like that whole scene of, you know, going in a movie where someone goes and spreads bread all over and the ducks come and like it is. It doesn't make them explode. I don't know if it makes, it messes with their stomachs. Okay, whatever. Anyways, we got to move on from PETA because they're calling, knock, knock, knock. Okay. My next one is a little bit of a totally random thaw and also just more of a complaint, which normally mine are. Right. So we live in a society in which you have to have an appointment or a reservation. Reservation for lunch. Right. A brunch. Right. To crunch. You got to have an appointment to get your nails done, your hair done, your hair dyed, eyelashes, spray tan. Correct. What is the point of having an appointment or a reservation? If I get to the destination and they say, okay, great, it'll be about 20 minutes. What was my time-sought reservation for them? Why did I make a reservation for 3.45 if I get there? And you say it'll be about 20 minutes. And then the person that was a walkin' right behind me, walks in and they're like, okay, yeah, we're at about a 20 minute wait. They get the same answer. So what you're saying is I actually should not make a reservation. I should not make an appointment. I went to get my nails done before the shoot of the new podcast cover launching soon. And literally I made an appointment and then I had a spray tan appointment for shortly after. Like say it was like 3.30, I was gonna go and quickly get my nails done and then I 4.30 spray tan appointment. Okay. I think an hour to get just like a simple men's manicure, easy peasy, all good. I sat in that waiting room for 45 minutes. And I know you were mad every minute of it. Cause I had a spray tan to get to it. And also why am I waiting in waiting room if I had an appointment? What is the reason for me making the appointment? For going on downloading the stupid motherfucking app that you made me download to make this appointment, sketching it through there, signing up for their newsletter. And then I get there and it would have been faster if I just would have walked in. Right. That's not okay. Well, this sounds like a first world problem. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, guess what? That's a fucking world that I live in. No, you know what, that's so true. Because it's like, that is annoying. If you, I understand restaurants that have like crazy weights or like, they're booked out. But that's why you make a reservation. Right, right, right. So it's like, if you know like, for example, like great white is never, you can never just walk up and get a table in like 10 minutes. At least not now. Exactly. That's why I make a reservation. Yeah, so you make a reservation then you usually get sat in like 10 minutes or whatever. But, or sometimes right when you get there and they're like, okay, as it should be. I have a reservation for 3.45 and I show up at 3.40, I better be in my fucking chair by 3.45. But nothing's the worst when you do those kind of reservations for like the DMV or like the doctor's appointment. We're like, the doctor, that's another one. That's another one. Why do I have an appointment for four o'clock and then I show up and I'm sitting in the waiting room for 45 minutes. Yeah. And you see me for two month of fucking seconds. Two minutes, yeah. And then leave. Right. You just wasted my entire day. But like, what is that? Because here's the thing, if you cannot see me until 4.45, tell me that that is the available appointment slot and I will show up, I will be in that chair in 4.45. Do not make me sit there and wait. And then the worst part is, sometimes they tell you show up 15 minutes early from your appointment. No, and then, and then, if you are literally one minute late, appointment canceled, they can no longer see you. They're appointments booked. Oh, but that's not funny because when I show up 15 minutes early, I'm still waiting 45 minutes after my appointment time. But if I show up one minute late, it is not making sense. No, it doesn't add up. It's absurd. And it's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. I don't want to show up somewhere for like, yeah, like those are the things where it gets annoying. Like if I know I scheduled like a tune up for my car, like something crazy, like I don't have the time, because I think a lot of people forget, not again, not that. Like obviously you're going to plan your life out accordingly. But like, let's say you're like, hey, I'm going to go do this during my lunch break and you have an hour lunch break. And you're like, okay, I'm going to go to my doctor's appointment that it's at 12.30, so I'm going to leave at 12.15. We have things to do. We have things to do. We have places to be, people to see, hands to shake. I swear to God, if I see negative review about being out of touch, I get it. I'm out of touch. We're out of touch. Let us just bitch about shit and complain. We understand that we are blessed and we have live proof of lives and whatever we get. We can complain about brunch appointments. Don't leave a review about it. We get it. Oh, but I mean, I think it's valid. I think it is valid. But I'm just saying, I'm used to the haters. I mean, I understand a once in a lifetime, every blue moon you go and you show up to an appointment. What's it a lifetime? It's every fucking appointment I go to. Well, then yeah, that sucks. That's what I'm like literally what is the point. Anyways, what's your next totally random thought? Well, you know, I want to bring up a topic that I overheard on another podcast because the podcast are you listening to? No, our two favorite girls. Oh, I've had it. I've had it. And I have a bone to pick of them because I've had it with them. No, but I've had it with them about one specific topic. One specific topic. They were talking shit about Mercury and Retrograde. Okay, but that was fucking hilarious. That was hilarious and I agree. But like also like let me have a reason to think that the world's not working for a reason. Like yeah, we literally that is all we have. That is all we have to be like, you know what? At least Mercury is in Retrograde, right? Like let me have an excuse for it. It has nothing to do with my poor planning. It has nothing to do with my low budget. It has nothing to do with my complete alcoholism. It has nothing to do with my complete arrow ratness from Thursday to Monday. It has nothing to do with that. Mercury is in Retrograde and that is the reason that my life is falling apart. So when people try to just quit that, it's like, hold up. Are you a scientist? Yes. Are you Neil deGrasse Tyson? Because I don't think so. I'm having it with those bitches. Am I having it? I was like, no, no, that's one thing I'm going to keep. You're not taking away Mercury. Though I will say, I think Kendall brought this up on her episode that Mercury and Retrograde is like not. Well, so she kind of, so she set this on our episode and then they validated it on their explanation. Like she was like, I think that's like not a real thing. And I was like, wait, what? I can't remember if I cut that part out or if it was still in the podcast. The OG tyrants will know if you've, I don't listen to episodes after I post them. So I don't know if that was said, but Kendall brought it up. But then yeah, they talked about it and I've had a podcast saying that like back in the day, they used to think like Mercury and Retrograde was like this thing. And like that's where that like wives tale comes from. Right. It's not actually true. Like it's an optical illusion. Oh. So like when Mercury is in Retrograde, it's something about how like Mercury, the planet seems as if it's going backwards. Right, right, right. I remember that. But like it's not actually going backwards. It's like an optical illusion or something. And so like that's when Mercury is in Retrograde. But like back in the day, like they didn't know it was an optical illusion. They just thought it was going backwards. So like that's why they were like, you're all out of sorts and your life is turmoil because the plant, what was that? I don't know. Was that an optical illusion? Yeah. But it looked like it was outside. Please pause. What was that? It was probably closer to your ears, because it was like a food truck delivering stuff to somewhere. Shit. Oh my God. That's Mercury and Retrograde acting right there. It could not forget. Oh my God. Jesus Mercury. Let me live Mercury. The amount of bronzer on these feet. Oh my God. Sorry. I guess that makes more sense. They discredit because I could imagine. But like I'm still I'm still believe in a Mercury and Retrograde. I want to believe in the optical illusion. Guess what? So is everything else in life? Yes. If I'm telling you my tan is an optical illusion. But guess what? To the people watching on this screen, it's real. You look so good. Thank you. Charlotte Tilbury, Bronzer, Housewives Foundation, sponsor meme, sponsor this podcast. Please mama. Okay. Here's my totally random. So you don't really have a big family. So maybe you don't relate to this. Okay. But like I've got a lot of cousins. Right. On both sides. Okay. I think just on my mom's side, I have like, I don't know, 18. Oh dang. That's a lot. Yeah. I'm sorry, the world, Harley Davidson is outside of the show is happening. When your cousins have cousins, that feels like it's fake. Second cousins? Because like, no, no, no, no, that's not what a second cousin is. When your cousins have cousins, a second cousin would be like my cousin's child. That would be my second cousin. Okay. I believe. Don't credit me on that bitch. I'm not a genius. Well, this is not a genealogy. No, that's I think a second cousin, like my cousin's cousin. Okay. Okay. Um, I believe. But like when my cousins have cousins, I'm like, excuse me, I'm your cousin. Oh, you think they're family. Like I'm your cousin. And like how am I like I your cousin, but like I have absolutely no genetic connection relation. To your cousin. Right. That's fake. But then if my cousin tries to claim my other cousin, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my cousin. Well, yeah. Other side. I think that's not your cousin. Right. And like I remember I, so I had two girl cousins. I don't know if they listened. There's probably not, but shout out, um, two girl cousins, my exact same age. Mm-hmm. And I was like besties with both of them, but like they hated each other because like it was just like this like, you know, everyone's just dying for my attention. But when was on the mom's side, when was on the dad's side? Yeah. But like we were the exact same age. Right. But like one was one year younger than me. That one was like two months younger than me. Okay. And, you know, they lived in different states or whatever. Like they never really ever met. They never like knew each other or whatever. But so it's like that is weird to think about like them having a connection, but like they are literally both my cousins. Yeah. You're the one that connects them. But like they have literally not one ounce of, well, yeah, I'm trying to think. I guess they do have some genetic relate, no, they have some genetic relation because of like I have my dad DNA and my dad's brother was her dad. And then on the other side, it was my mom's sister's child. Yeah. So like I guess they're genetically, no, you share, yeah. You share genetics with them, but like do they share any genetic, no, no, yeah. So what the fuck? No. So that's weird. Like I have cousins on my mom's side, I have cousins on my dad's side that have never met. Wait, wait, but there's no genetic connection. No. Like a fan, like a genetic DNA test would say that they are unrelated. No, unless they, you're, you're, so like my first cousin, yeah, on both sides, right? Could do DNA testing and they would not be able to say that they are in any form related. I mean, unless it's like centuries before, like what did they say, like, like, okay, her mother is, well, yeah, I don't know, that's weird, that's weird, think about it like this, like because you're so close, think about how close, well, you're not closely there. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm close enough. Like I was like besties with all my cousins. Yeah. You think about like how like I'm one degree away from them, but like technically like my two cousins, like male and female could get married, yeah, well, I mean, even on the same side, my sister kind of married one of our cousins. Well, that's, that's, she didn't know until after she married him, what was she going to do? Yeah, but that's just Utah for you. No, I mean, that, but those are the, I mean, those are the scenarios that you're just, because they're probably second cousins. They're not directly, I think it was like, yeah, no, no, not like first cousin. No. Like your first cousin. Yeah. No, I think it was like a cousin by like marriage or something, I don't know, but like that's literally not like literally like we showed up to our family union and he was like, oh my god, that's my cousin. And I said she was like, that's my cousin. And they were like, oh, I guess we married in the fam. But again, because they, they're, they share a cousin by one person. I think it was way more distant than that, but like that's still weird. Like I ain't marrying no one that's like my third or fourth cousin. That's just like, kind of happen. Well, but you, you never know those things until you do your genetic testing. You're like, oh, shit, somewhere down the line, we're related. It's just weird. Like I'm just like, you're not closer to your cousin. So I guess it's like hard for you to imagine, but I'm like, my cousins cousins are fake. Like my cousins don't have other cousins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get that. But like they do. And I'm like, I'm like, I, they could slap me across the face on the street and I wouldn't know who they are. Yeah. I could see a photo of them and I could not know who they are. Yeah. No, like I would have no idea. No idea. No idea. I do not know my cousins cousins names. I don't know what they look like. I don't know anything. But like, I'm so close with my cousins and like, oh, see, like my cousins know my other cousins. But like, I don't know my cousins cousins. That's crazy. I didn't know. Am I narcissistic? Oh, yes. No. Growing up, like one of my cousins, you're cousins, I live in L.A. Don't you? Yeah. Like my guy cousins, I, I always called one of their cousins cousin as well because we were just, we all grew up together. But he was, he had no relationships with me. He was their cousin on their, on their side of the family. Yeah, the only cousins cousins that I know went to jail, probably stabbed people. Oh, cool. I mean, that's pretty drastic. I love going over there. Crossed over. Interesting. Okay. What's your next totally random thought? Okay. Hmm. Well, I'm going to save a really good one for a longer time because this one needs a longer time. Well, I mean, I feel like we've had like, we've been chatting for like three hours. I know. I saw a lot to get through. Yeah. I'll summarize it. Sorry, guys. I'm so chatty to that. No. No. So here's an interesting one, the amount of mosquitoes that have been coming around since the fucking Hurricane Katrina that we just experienced, Hurricane Hillary, are there a lot of mosquitoes? I haven't had one. Have you not experienced it? I'm knock on wood. Knock on wood. All over my body right now. Oh, my God. I literally have not had a mosquito bite in years. And I was reading on the, in the new, or there was, I was either reading or side on the news that, or whether they're tick-tock. No. I don't think it was a tick-tock. I hope it wasn't a tick-tock, but there's a surplus of, how much stuff are you just reading? I read. I read. I read this article. No, you saw a tick-tock. No, I read articles. Okay. You actually probably do. You fucking this. No, but there is a, uh, influx, right, is one that means there's a lot of, an influx of mosquitoes right now because of Hurricane Hillary, because of the swampy weather that we've had, because we've had this real crazy, interesting, and they're huge. I got bitten by a mosquito, and it was like literally the size of a fucking grasshopper. Interesting. I was like, what is happening? And I just had to say that. It probably wasn't around the thought, but I got bitten. I'm bitten all over my legs. That is a random thought. Any, any random thoughts here are valid. I know, but do you? Oh! Well, the cross-motor road show is right outside. Jesus Christ. It's his Harley Davidson himself is outside. Fucking idiot. No, I was going to make a comment, but I'm like, wait, no, that'll, that'll, um, justus for Jose's mosquito bites. I literally, justus for Jose's mosquito bites. I can probably, look, here's one right here. Look at, look at how crazy that is. Look, that's raised. That is so crazy. I'm so sorry. Here's another one. You know what that is? What? A first world problem. Sweet blood. Okay. Did you ever, did you ever know that? Why is it still? No. Mosquitoes only bite you if you have sweet blood. That is the dumb thing I ever heard. Okay, so, my next totally random thought is, oh my god, like, we just, we're getting, like, too comfortable getting into chatty because we got to start making our list actually. Well, you can, you can save them. You know, there's a video saying that I have so, I'm not letting you end this episode without the update. I mean, okay, okay. Oh my god, there's, so I haven't even gone to any submission. The person outside my window is literally, like, if you guys can hear, I'm so sorry, but I don't know what to do. Anyways, okay, so, so you're on a flight. You're on DL942 from Houston to Chicago. Okay. You're up in the area. You're about 30,000 cruising altitude. Uh-huh. This is a captain speaking. I would just like to notify the passengers that we're about to hit some bumpy air and to return to your seat and fasten your seat belts. Uh-huh. Okay. Bumpy air. What the thought is bumpy air? And how did you know, how did you know that the bumpy air is coming? Are you seeing waves in the air? Like what in, oh, oh, oh, bumpy air ahead, it's air. So how do you know it's bumpy before it gets there and oh, so what is air? Like what is the bumpy air? Like what is making a bumpy, I understand wind, but like what is wind, what is, what is an object in motion is in motion until a, what is, what is, what is, what is moving the air? What is moving the wind and also what is bumpy air and how do you know that it's coming? Oh, we're about to see some turbulence about a few miles ahead in Houston, Texas. Well, who the fuck told you that? Who the fuck told you that there's going to be bumpy air? What is air? What is, what is bumpy air? What is making the air bumpy? See you all the time. I know in a way to blow my mind because I have no clue. I'm, I'm just here doing the Lord's work. What is bumpy air? What is bumpy air? And then you feel it. I obviously know what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bumpy, but what's making it bumpy? Well, it's like, it's like, because we're riding against the gust maybe that you're like, but like, what is wind? Right, right, right. That's crazy. What's causing wind? What's, what, what are the particles moving? Right. What is this? Because you feel the force. Right. But what is the force? Because then I also think when you, I mean, if I slap you across the face, you feel like what? Slapped you. Right. Wind. It can be coming a hundred miles per hour. What's moving it? And punch you in your own the floor. What is moving the wind? Right. Like, what causes a tornado? Well, that, there's a scientific explanation for that. But that's wind, hot air and cold air makes it, but that makes more sense to me. Like, what is just the wind to begin with? Right. Well, you know, because I guess to your point, if you're up in the air, like when you take off, right? True, true, you're taking off. You kind of tend to forget that you're in air. Like, like, you for, you kind of tend to forget that. I tend to forget that I mean, like, I mean, I don't know how planes fly. Yeah. It's like, that's the weird part. No, 100%. That's a whole other totally rare part. Like, but like, just when they say like, we're about to hit some bumpy air, like you've returned to your seeing fashion, you should be like, what the fuck is bumpy air? I'm about to go through a hurricane, I'm about to go through a tornado, or is it just bumpy air? But what is bumpy air? Yeah. Because I've seen lightning in the air, and that's wild, or like in the skies. That's crazy. Like a lightning storm. I think that's scary. You're flying in a tin can't just saying, I'm over here. Yeah. But again, they must be made with protection because how are they not the first thing going? No, if there's lightning, you will not take off. But like if you're already up there, what are they going to do? I've taken off in a hurricane before, and there was lightning and I was like, oh, this is my time. Like, I'm going out. I was on my way to shoot some senior portraits in Ohio. And yeah, I thought, well, it's my time to go. Like every single flight in the airport was getting canceled, I was living in Virginia at the time. Mine was the only one. I was like, oh, my flight's going to be canceled. 100% I'm taking off. Right. Right. And I'm like, don't leave yet. I'm about to whatever turn around. Right. And they were like, oh, our flight is like leaving on time. And I'm like, I don't really know if I want it to leave on time because every single other flight has been canceled because we were in a hurricane. Right. And we left him for the first 45 minutes. I was like, oh, this is it. I'm out. Wow. Anyways, do you have any more totally random thoughts that you want to discuss? No. I just want to give it to me. No, no, no. Because it's going to take too much time. No. We've got time. No, because it's going to, it's a whole topic that needs to be discussed. Well, I would love to discuss it. I would love to discuss it. No, because we have time, bitch. It involves two people. Okay. Well, now the time is already no. Just give it to me. I'll kind of all the rest of mind. And those two people are in the room. You and I. Okay. We need to be the random thought for a second because one of the things that we always say that we're not going to do is interrupt each other and all we do is interrupt each other. No. I literally can't stop. Like we have to, we're, we're annoying. Like we're annoying. But like that's just how we are in real life. You know? So it's like it would be inauthentic for me to like wait for you to finish your thought. And it'd be inauthentic for me to like let you speak. You know? Right. Like you're merely here as a prop. Right. For me to go. Of course. It was actually it. No, yeah. It's the fact that like you and I have, we, we try our best to like like, because I know that's been a thing too. It's like, oh, you're like, we interrupt each other, blah, blah, blah, when we're trying to talk and like, we're trying to like to be better at that. But it's hard. No, half the time I'm biting my tongue. Right. Like there's so many things I want to say. And then by the time you get your point done, I've moved on for mine. No, because I've already said what you were going to say, bitch. No, but I'm like, it's so crazy because we do try. I guess this is almost like a reminder. We do try. We'll get better at it as time goes on. Sure. We've been doing this for a year. But sure. Okay. This is literally only with the ninth totally random. Really? I think. Wow. Good for you. You're for me. Good for us. I mean, yeah. Good for the tyrants. Good for the tyrants. You're welcome, bitch. They get the good whammy. But no, we have to discuss that because or that was something that needed to be discussed that we are annoying. I have so many more that it's like actually crazy. And like, I can't believe a. You did your work. I'm like, do I need to like, well, I just write down whatever and then I didn't even get to listen to her ones. Okay. Maybe I'll save those for next time because we've got to give an update and Ms. Hosefina really wants this update. Well, let's get let's get to two submissions and then we'll do the update for the end. Two submissions. What? Two submitted random thoughts. Okay. Okay. Who's podcast is this? Um. The hosted the girl podcast. Okay. So once a mission from a tyrant of their totally random thought, this is all they got. Okay. No context. Okay. The big and the little dipper. Well, I mean, I can tell you what that is. But I would like to see you try and feel the consolations in the sky. Well, no motherfucking shit Sherlock. You know what they are? So are two star constellations in the sky repeating the same pattern, one larger than the other? No. It's, you know what it is. It's like, it's like a figment of our imagination. Okay. Meanwhile, you were so butt her over Mercury and RetroDate, which is an optical illusion, but the actual literal physical proof that we're seeing in the sky, a two spoons light a little each other. But that's because we connected. That's where we draw the dots. We connected those dots. It's like, bitch, I could connect the dot to another dot. And it's a different object now. Yeah. Literally. So do it. But like, why are there two that are the same? Next to each other. Well, I think, no, I think a glitch in the matrix. Well, that, but also I do believe that I'm, I'm sure at the time where the voyagers were going on the ocean to the voyagers, yeah, because the voyagers use the constellations in the sky to get them from point A to point B. No. That's how they got the right star. Not the constellations. The constellations, I think, are just like Greek mythology, right? Well, but yeah, but I hope them, like, with their location. No, because they change locations. The North Star is the only one that stays in the same place. Does it? Right? Is that at the point? Is that at the point? Constellations, like, stars move in the sky. If you do, like, a time lapse of the night sky, you see it, like, move. Well, stars are moving because the Earth is moving. Well, we're all moving. I think we're all moving. I think we're all moving, okay? But we're moving at different structures. So, like, you can't just look at the big dipper and be like, okay, great. I gotta go that way. That's my house, because guess what? At one point in the night, the big dipper was over there and now it's over here. Well, yeah. But the North Star is always pointing north. It's always in the same spot in the sky. Correct. That's pointing north. Because it's just a star right above us. You follow the north. Yeah, you follow the northern light. I don't fucking know. I'm not an astrologer. I'm just saying that. I'm not either. It was a submission. No, that was a really submission. No, that was a really submission. Made that. I don't feel dumb for their submission. No, I do not. I wish this tyron would give us some context. I mean, I know I did say and reply to a YouTuber that, let's keep it short and sweet. But I need to say, keep it like a one word. Come on. That was the friendships. Okay. The next one that I will say, and this is going to be the last one, and then I'll save. You guys sent in so many good ones that we'll share for another episode. Maybe we need to do a totally random episode where it's just a mission. I would love that. Okay. It makes my job easier. They're basically all just my submissions. Right. So the submission is mirrors. How are they working? And then someone else had mentioned, how do you make ad contact with someone else through a mirror? Yeah. And that's all we have for you, Dave. No, that is because you guys like I could be so scientific, but like you have to understand it is 4 p.m. and I had an alcoholic bevagino. So like I'm looking at a mirror at you. You're looking at me and we're making eye contact with a mirror. Yeah. Yeah. And also how am I seeing you through a mirror? What is a mirror? Because I know what glass is. Glass is just like sand, right? It's compressed something or other. Yes. Yeah. Right. I think so. What is glass? I mean. I thought it was sand. I think so. I think so. Yeah. No, I think it's hot, compressed sand. What is glass? Glass is a salt like and transparent material that is used in, well, no, motherfucking shit, Sherlock, what is it made of? Oh, it's made from natural and abundant raw materials, sand, soda ash and limestone. Oh. Okay. So what is a mirror? What makes a mirror mirror? I would love to know who created the mirror. What is the reflective source? And I bet you, if we try to find who created the mirror, it's going to be probably someone in 1950 that created it. Two recent. Two recent. That people back in the day did not ever know what they looked like unless they looked in like some sort of ravine. Right. Right. Right. Like unless you lived by a still body of water, I love that your word was ravine. Is that what it's called? Yes. No. A ravine. A stream. A lake. A little bit ravine. Okay. Sorry. French Riviera tips. What can I say? I'm really cultured. Yeah. I recently visited the country of spawn. Oh. Okay. Okay. Not the spiritual meaning of a mirror. What is a fucking mirror? Oh, no. See, spiritual meaning of a mirror. Okay. But you know what's even weirder? The fact that mirrors don't reflect to you exactly what is true. Well, yes. But like when, when I look in the mirror, like that is what I look like. Right. I'm hot shit. And I don't ever want to look at a true mirror. And I don't ever want to do, you know what that is? No. They have like true mirrors where like it's like, because you're, the, what you're seeing in the mirror is a reflection. Right. So it's flat. Yeah. And so like they make true mirrors where it's like you look in and it's like a box. So it's like, it's a reflection of a mirror. So like you're seeing your real self and people like literally looking at and cry because they have like an identity crisis. Never put me in one. Never put me in one. But I'm like, no, what, what I looked in the mirror, that is what you're looking at right now. Right. If anything else is that like you guys, whatever you're seeing is not an accurate representation of who I actually am. Right. Well, that's like when your camera is inverted. Oh, oh, I flipped that shit. Yeah. I make it reverse because that's a mirror, that's a mirror thing. But like I have to be flipped. Yeah. And whatever you're seeing, not flipped. I'm so sorry. I can't do it. My face is fucked. Why do I'm so glad that my face is so slanted when it's when it's flipped. I'm like, is this what I look like? I look literally deformed. I'm so glad we're discussing this because I've been wanting to say that to you. Not just kidding. No. No, because we both have our good side. This is my good side. No, like to me, like I look at the mirror on the side, when I look at the mirror and when I'm taking his office, like because my camera's on flipped mode, like I'm sickening. Right. That's a good photo in a camera that is flipped. I'm about to throw a table. Right. I am shrek. I'm an ogre. I belong in a prison cell. Same. Or have you ever, or even, even more simpler, when you hold your phone on a, on your other hand, like you know, have you have your one hand that you like to take selfies with? No, you will never see a photo of me on the side. No. But you know, like when you, like if you were to grab your selfie camera from the other hand, it changes the way you look. Like, you know, a selfie is like you usually, you know, usually have your angle. Like I know my angle. This is my selfie. Yeah. But if I do this, it'll, I look completely different. No, I literally look like Fiona as an over. Right. I hate. And this is why I like sitting on this side. This way you only get this side. Oh, no. We, we have specific sides. You will never see this swap. Right. Like this is how we sit. But, um. But like what is a mirror? Like I'm trying to figure out. And all it says is it's a reflective surface, typically made in class. That reflects the clear image. Like what is it? That feels like something fake, maybe it feels like, uh, what do they put on it? Like mercury, a metal amalgam, amalgam, amalgam, amalgam. Um, but like that feels like it's just like a glitch in the matrix. Like it feels like a like thing that's like, like they tried to like make words to describe what it is, but like it's actually not a thing because like it's not real. Right. And then the movie, the matrix is real and then it's like, well, it shows you something that's not even true. Right. If it's a mirror and it's a reflective surface, why is it inverting it and how is it inverting it? Yeah. It's like when you wear a shirt with letters, you know, it's also weird. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you look in a mirror and it's flipped, right? And like, but then we see a version of us flipped and we think it looks so weird. Right. But if I look at you in the mirror, you look normal to me. Like you look how you look. Yeah. So is it flipped or is it not? Or are we just ugly people walking in this country, this world with ugly faces? Maybe a lot of them don't even turn them around. No. No, that's so true because that's a thing. It's like, like I look at the mirror and like I see you, right? And I see you. And but it's like, but are you just being nice? No, no, but you see like a flipped ogre version of me in real life and you're like, no because, but then that's the thing because I'm seeing you this way. Like when you see yourself, you'll be out of sickness and you're not like, wow, he does not look like that in real life. No, because that's a thing. It's like, well, that's a camera because if I flip it, I'm just right. Right. But even have you ever taken a picture with your front camera, not flipped and then you flip it. No, I can't do it. Oh, yeah. No, I have to flip it. Yeah, but it changes the way you look. I know, but like, but like, so is that how I actually look or do I look like the flip version? No, no, but I'm saying, take a picture without the camera being flipped. I know. And put it in an app and then flip it. Like, you know, like one of those apps that lets you flip it. It's too much talk about flipping, not about topping. Okay. So anyways, we're not going to find any result of that because someone, it's like airplane. Someone could describe a mirror to me and all the science behind it and like, I still don't get it. Yeah. You can describe a plane. You can describe a cruise ship. I will never understand it. Sorry. Things are better left in the unknown. I just don't want to know. Well, no, I want to know. I just like, I will. I'm so dumb. I'll never know. Anyways. So back on our last French tips episode. Yes. We had a tyrant right in about her boyfriend that lived in, she moved away to college. Her like boyfriend or guy she was seeing lived in the town where she was from. It was like 30 minutes away or an hour away. She wasn't sure if she could still, she should still see him or not. Yadda Yadda. He wasn't committing. He wasn't committing and he was like, oh, I need you to do your school. I don't want to be a teacher. Yeah. He's an older man and was like, I want to be a teacher. He's like a doctor and we were like, you know what, get your bag, but also like have fun. But he's clearly like gaslight and you don't think he's clearly playing the field. Right. Yadda Yadda. So Jose has been very concerned about this woman because she was supposed to go to Vegas for her birthday with him. Right. And we were like, go to Vegas for your birthday, obviously milk it dry. Jose has literally followed up 10 times, text me all the time how she said anything as she said anything. And she did text me and wanted, oh, shit, it's on my other account. Okay. Hold, please. I'm so excited. By the way, Tyrant, I am so excited for this afternoon date. She was so happy that you asked. So after the episode, this lovely tyrant had DMed me and said, I'm exposing myself that after you and Jose totally roasted the man that I've been seeing who's taking me to Vegas for my birthday, I got the egg for him and feel like I can do whatever the fuck I want. But you know, I'll be having a ball of a time in Vegas. Also he's not white. Oh, because I did assume that he was white, my bad. They said he's not white, definitely a beautiful Persian doctor with a great egg play emoji. And I just got to say, you know, a great dick will just hit you around. Don't I fucking know it? Don't. I fucking know it. And you know, in a doctor, Persians, you are speaking my language, my, my, I love them. I'm going to hold it right there. Um, anyways, so, so then I followed up. So I responded. It was like, oh my god, Jose is going to die. That's what I said. And she was like, we love an update. Thanks for the tips, babe. I'll be back in the salon soon. So I was like, go get that dick. So then, Jose is just, you know, just concerned off of all my work. My concern was, did she go to Vegas? No, did she go to Vegas the whole, the whole, did you go to Vegas? Did you have fun? Did you use them? So then, um, Jose was like, again, update from this chick because I need to know on the podcast. So I DM her and I'm like, here's the thing. Jose needs an update. Let me know. So this is what we got. Okay. She said, ha ha ha. That made my day. My birthday was yesterday and no flowers were sent. Oh, she says, I went a little feral over the weekend and met a hot ass singer. Yes. And we've been chatting away. I took your guys advice to beat him at his own game. Okay. Things are in iffy. She says, the dentist tonight. Oh. She called him a doctor. Well, he's still a doctor. Ish. Doctor of the mouth. Don't really, you know what I mean? I'm a picture and I'm picturing a burnt brain surgery. Right, right, right. But you're a dentist. Well, you also thought he was white. So. I also love the good dentist. We know. Chomp, chomp. Anyway. Okay. So the dentist and I are still headed to Vegas in a couple of weeks. Oh. So I'll be sure to update you both. Okay. Okay. I'm like, but your birthday was yesterday. Why is it taking you to Vegas so far? We've been remembered they have ever. Okay. There's more. She then responds, okay. My best friend said you need a better update than that. So I designed the dentist's house. I'm a former restoration hardware designer here. And that's how we hit it off. So he's got the mullah mama. Yes. I know I've bought a lot of things from restoration hardware. Right. It's expensive. Right. Right. And once I decided to pull away a bit and just not even worry about him, guess who calls me up to invite me to his dinner party. Keep in mind, I've never met a single one of his friends. So before we go to Vegas, I'm going to this dinner party where he says, I'm the guest of honor. Oh. Since I designed the house. Whatever the F that me. Oh. My God. Because while I was in town for my birthday visiting friends, he went on a date. So I'm not letting it all affect me since I'm going on dates now, too. He's just confusing us at LL. The words and actions are misaligned. So she goes back into town where he lives for a birthday weekend. Right. I mean, he's taken some other bitch out on a date. I would like to know how she found out about this date, too. No. Oh, Trotter. I'll just give you her number. You're like, you can do the follow up for me. But like, here's the thing that like that is exactly what we told her. Like he is playing the field. He's got sliding. He's getting what he wants. And the ultimate gas sliding thing is then once he introduces you to his friends and you think like, oh, he can't be introducing multiple girls. Like, he can't be inviting multiple people. Like, I've been to his friends. Like, he's not effing me around. Like, he wants, he's playing me. Like, this is more serious than whatever blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, I'm not just another girl because like, I've been like the guests of honor at a dinner party. Don't mean shit. Brian. His friends. He's a dirt bag and he's effing you over and they will him still go to Vegas and get that motherfucker back. Go to Vegas. Go to Vegas. But I'm glad that you are stepping outside of the box and still dating what seems as a hot ass singer. Yeah. And you're playing the field as well. So I'm a proud little rat king over here and the gesture. Yeah. Yeah, the gesture. That's my nickname. Wait, no, that's amazing. I'm glad that she gave us an update. So thank you so much. I literally have been asking for an update. So thank you so much. It's very, very nice. Is that all you have to say? No, no, no. I want her to go on this date or go to Vegas. That was my biggest concern. Especially if you got some good deck. Like go to Vegas and get dick down. Go to Vegas. And I would even want up him and make him take you to a concert while you're there. Oh, like, oh, oh, you 100% should be going to see litigate. I don't know. I don't. Yeah. Got a problem. Somewhere, somewhere. Daniel. What's his name? Johnny Osman. Don't the Harley Davidson convention, which is barely outside of my house. Um, no, you're talking about it. Go to the steer. I don't know when that opens. But we need to go. It looks insane. I've seen it. I was in Vegas when it opened. Okay. Well, you haven't been there. It's not open yet, bitch. Oh, no, no. I haven't been there. But I saw it. Like, light up. Okay. We get in. Cool. Yeah. Anyways, well, I love that update. Thank you, little tyrant for sending that in and get out there. Live your best life. Go out with the singer. In fact, go out with the singer in a neighborhood. When you know, you can run into the dentist. No. Go to his favorite restaurant. Literally. Make sure you're on his favorite night. So you can just see, you know what? We keep in things casual around here. 100%. 100%. Anyways, and I'm just, we're going to be saying tuned very much for an update after Vegas. And of course, we will relay that here on the tyrant podcast. But anyways, thanks so much for listening. I feel like this episode was very chaotic. I didn't even get to half of my totally random thoughts, but I will be saving those for another episode. I'm so excited. So I can't wait. So much, Ms. Jose Fina, Ms. Jose Firov, for coming on and blessing the tyrants with your presence. I just know that they love you more than they love me, but it's fine because guess what? They're stuck with me. No, thanks for having me again. As always, such a pleasure. I look forward to this moment where I can have a little cocktail with my friend and chat about all these fun, you random things we talk about. I leave here with a headache and just all these things running through my head, but I had a blast. Amazing. So anyways, thanks so much for listening. Make sure to give this episode a rating and review down below, like we said before, the reviews really do help so much. And I'm just a little teeny baby girl. Give me some positive reviews. Rate me five stars. Help me out. And yeah, we'll see you guys next time. And if you're watching this on YouTube, make sure you subscribe, like, hit the little bell so you can notify when our post goes up. Leave a comment. 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